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Oh, God.
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That feels so good.
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Where'd you learn to do that?
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Chiropractic school?
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Long before that.
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When I was a kid,
I had to do this for my mom.
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Had to?
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If I wanted dessert.
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Oh, poor baby.
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Tell you what, when you're
done with my other foot,
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I'll give you a
little dessert.
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Thank you, Mommy.
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Hey.
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Hey!
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Oh, hey.
How was the opera?
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Magnificent.
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Il Trovatore.
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Walden cried.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Come on, a guy
in a leotard and a skirt
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realizes he chopped
his own brother's head off.
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That's heartbreaking.
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I keep trying to take Lyndsey
to the opera, but she won't go.
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I'm sorry,
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I'm just not a fan of fat people
singing in a foreign language
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for two and
a half hours.
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Well, opera's not for everyone.
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To appreciate it requires
a refined taste
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and a certain amount
of education.
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Whoa.
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You did not
just say that.
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Say what?
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I am plenty refined,
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and I happen to have
an Associate of Arts degree
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from Santa Monica
Community College.
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I'm sorry, I wasn't
trying to be pejorative.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Uh, pejorative is having
a derogatory...
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I know what
the word means!
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Sorry, sorry.
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What's community college?
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Is that like
a sort of trade school?
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Let's leave it alone.
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We've already seen
one beheading tonight.
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Where did you go to college?
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Oxford?
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Only for two years.
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Aw, did you flunk out?
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No, I transferred
to Harvard.
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Harvard.
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The Santa Monica
Community College of the East.
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What do you say we go
get ready for bed?
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Yeah, good idea.
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♪ Mi chiamano Mimi
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♪ Il perchè non so
sola, mi fo. ♪
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I also took a semester off
to study opera in Florence.
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That's in Italy.
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Wow.
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That is one talented lady.
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And by "talented"
I mean annoying,
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and by "lady" I mean bitch.
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♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men,
men, men ♪
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♪ Men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
♪ Ooh
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♪ Men, men, men, manly men ♪
♪ Ooh
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♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh... ♪
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♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men,
men, men ♪
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♪ Ooh
♪ Men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
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♪ Ah.
♪ Men.
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♪ Men.
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"Fat people singing
in a foreign language."
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Can you believe her?
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No. It's unbelievable.
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Maybe she'd be
more appreciative of
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fat people singing
in her native language.
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No to Pavarotti,
yes to Cee Lo Green.
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Mm. Forget you?
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Forget her.
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And then she has the nerve to
insult me simply 'cause I have
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a modicum of sophistication
and good taste.
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Mm, you do
taste good.
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I know what she thinks.
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She thinks I'm snobbish
and condescending.
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Mm, but you're not.
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No, I'm not.
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It's a shame, really.
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So much I could teach
the poor girl.
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It's her loss.
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God knows what Alan
sees in her.
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Yeah, he could
totally do better.
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No, he couldn't;
he's a complete loser.
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What are you talking about?
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Um, you said...
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Never mind.
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"Refined taste."
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I'd like to punch
her refined face in.
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And you could;
you hit hard.
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You know
what her problem is?
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She was born with
all the advantages
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and now she thinks
she's better than everyone else.
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Like her poop doesn't stink.
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Your poop
stinks, honey.
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Thank you.
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Especially after
Indian food.
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That is a real working-class
stank right there.
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Boy, I am so turned
on right now.
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What could Walden
possibly see in that,
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in that stuck-up
English muffin?
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Maybe it's her
nooks and crannies.
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What?
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Uh, you know,
English muffin.
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Uh, nooks
and crannies.
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For the butter.
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Or margarine, as
the case may be.
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Are you saying
you like her body?
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Oh, no, no.
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No, it's your
body that I love.
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You've got the
stinky poop.
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Be honest with me.
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Have I not been entirely civil
and charming to her?
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You have.
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Then why does she give me
that attitude?
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Who know...?
She's crazy.
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Well, I wouldn't call her crazy;
she's certainly unpleasant.
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That's what I meant.
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Unpleasant.
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Are you humoring me
just so I'll have sex with you?
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No. I took you to the opera
so you would have sex with me.
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You're terrible.
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I'm trying to be,
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but there's a lot
of damn bows here.
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♪ Men.
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Alan?
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Yeah?
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I'm sorry
I ruined our night.
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That's okay.
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No, it's not.
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Let me make it up to you.
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Really?
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I get dessert?
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Oh, Walden!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
I don't believe it.
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Do you know what she's doing?
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Well, I think I have
a general idea.
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She wants me to hear that.
Oh, my God!
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She's rubbing my nose in it.
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Sounds more like she's
rubbing his nose in it.
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Oh, my God!
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Two can play at that game.
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh!
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Oh, my God!
What are you doing?
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Making love to you.
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Oh, my God!
Oh!
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Oh!
You want me to help?
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No, I got this.
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
Oh...!
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, Alan!
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Oh, Walden!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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♪ Men.
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Happy Valentine's
Day, darling.
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You, too, sweetheart.
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Sounded like you and Zoey
were getting an early start
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on your celebrating last night.
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Oh, yeah.
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You and Lyndsey were making
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quite a bit
of a racket yourselves.
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Oh, you heard that?
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It was kind of
hard not to.
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Well, you know how it is.
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Uh, you and I
are like the mailmen.
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Rain or shine, we got to deliver
the old package.
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Handle with care.
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Express delivery.
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No, wait, let me think
of another one.
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This side up.
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Oh.
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That's good, that's good.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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Last night was a complete sham.
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What do you mean?
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Zoey was trying to prove
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some kind of point to Lyndsey.
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So, all that noise was, uh...?
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I had nothing to do with it.
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Sorry.
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Well, since we're being honest,
I should probably tell you...
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I... had what was probably the
best sex of my life last night.
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Good morning.
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Huh?
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Oh, morning.
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Sleep well?
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Terrific.
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Good. I was afraid
we might have kept you awake.
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Really?
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I was worried we might have
kept you awake.
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No, no, I slept like a baby.
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Hope you didn't wet the bed.
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They're laughing.
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That's good, right?
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Not that laugh.
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That's the bad laugh.
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Shame it has to be raining
on Valentine's Day.
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Yeah, well, fortunately, the sun
is shining in Cabo San Lucas.
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Thanks for the weather report.
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Now here's Alan
with the sports.
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I just meant
that's where Walden and I
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are flying for dinner tonight.
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Really?
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Good luck with LAX.
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Place is gonna be a madhouse.
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That may well be.
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Luckily, Walden's got
his private jet, so...
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Of course he does.
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Or they could fly down
on her private broom.
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What are you and Alan
doing to celebrate?
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Oh, don't worry
about us.
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We have big plans.
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Ooh.
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Another festive foot rub?
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Bad laugh?
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As a matter of fact,
we're gonna spend the night
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at a little bed-and-breakfast
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outside Santa Barbara
where we're gonna
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drink wine, read poetry
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and have hot,
kinky sex.
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Right, Alan?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Uh, sure.
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The, uh, the holy trinity of
Valentine's Day:
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sips, sonnets and sodomy.
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That's interesting.
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I can see you
as a drunken sodomite,
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never imagined
you liking poetry.
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Oh, no, no, I really do.
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Here's a poem
you might appreciate.
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"Roses are red,
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"violets are blue,
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"I'm a nice person
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and you can bite my pale,
unrefined ass."
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A lady doesn't bite.
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Hmm.
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She will however be happy
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to make you wear that ass
as a bonnet.
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What the hell?
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Oh, my Lord.
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Where's the road?
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Probably inside
that giant sinkhole.
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It looks like nobody's
going anywhere today.
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Oh, smashing.
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Swell.
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Sodomy?
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Sodom-ish.
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♪ Men.
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♪ Men.
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They say the road might be
closed for another 48 hours.
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And that's if
the rain lets up.
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00:10:37,362 --> 00:10:39,112
Better call my ex-husband,
let him know
271
00:10:39,114 --> 00:10:40,813
I probably won't be
picking up Ava tomorrow.
272
00:10:40,815 --> 00:10:43,533
Better call my son, tell
him I'll be home early.
273
00:10:43,535 --> 00:10:44,534
Early?
274
00:10:44,536 --> 00:10:45,668
I can't tell
him the truth.
275
00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:47,487
If he knows I could
be gone for two days,
276
00:10:47,489 --> 00:10:49,322
I might not have a
house when I get back.
277
00:10:49,324 --> 00:10:52,875
Nice to have a relationship
with your child built on trust.
278
00:10:52,877 --> 00:10:54,527
Excuse me?
279
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,530
I'm just saying,
I never lie to my daughter.
280
00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,031
Really?
And how old is she?
281
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,800
She's six.
Aw.
282
00:11:00,802 --> 00:11:02,418
They're so precious
at that age, aren't they?
283
00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:03,836
They are.
284
00:11:03,838 --> 00:11:06,172
Call me in a few years
when she's pierced and pregnant
285
00:11:06,174 --> 00:11:08,374
with a pocket
full of 30-day chips.
286
00:11:10,727 --> 00:11:12,562
There's no need to be crude.
287
00:11:12,564 --> 00:11:14,147
Oh, so now I'm crude?
288
00:11:14,149 --> 00:11:15,481
Not just now.
289
00:11:16,984 --> 00:11:18,734
That's it.
290
00:11:18,736 --> 00:11:20,937
Get ready for an
old-fashioned
291
00:11:20,939 --> 00:11:21,904
trade school beat-down.
292
00:11:21,906 --> 00:11:23,523
Oh! No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
293
00:11:23,525 --> 00:11:25,658
Slow down. Slow it down.
No! No!
294
00:11:25,660 --> 00:11:28,444
Little Miss Muffet's going to
get knocked on her tuffet!
295
00:11:28,446 --> 00:11:30,613
Oh, bring it on, Snooki!
296
00:11:30,615 --> 00:11:32,081
Okay. Okay. No.
297
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:33,749
Baby, baby, no.
298
00:11:33,751 --> 00:11:35,751
We're in a tough
situation here.
299
00:11:35,753 --> 00:11:37,736
But this is a big house,
and we're all adults.
300
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,172
Yeah, some of us
older than others.
301
00:11:39,174 --> 00:11:40,573
Oh!
302
00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:43,176
Walden's right.
Walden's right.
303
00:11:43,178 --> 00:11:44,794
We got to make
the best of this.
304
00:11:44,796 --> 00:11:47,130
You know, we can, uh...
uh, we can play video games,
305
00:11:47,132 --> 00:11:48,848
listen to music,
watch movies.
306
00:11:54,138 --> 00:11:56,189
We're all going to die.
307
00:11:57,191 --> 00:11:59,609
♪ Men.
308
00:11:59,611 --> 00:12:00,726
I'm sorry.
309
00:12:00,728 --> 00:12:02,678
I'm not going to stay
in the same house
310
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,929
as that horrible wom.
311
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,115
Okay, first of all,
the road's closed,
312
00:12:06,117 --> 00:12:07,933
so nobody's going anywhere.
313
00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:11,871
And second of all, uh,
she's not that horrible.
314
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:17,660
What did you say?
315
00:12:19,296 --> 00:12:21,964
I said, "The road's closed."
316
00:12:21,966 --> 00:12:24,000
After that.
317
00:12:25,169 --> 00:12:27,837
"Nobody's going anywhere."
318
00:12:27,839 --> 00:12:29,639
Are you defending her?
319
00:12:29,641 --> 00:12:30,890
Oh, come on.
320
00:12:30,892 --> 00:12:33,459
It's a funny situation
when you think about it.
321
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:36,795
Two women who shouldn't be
anywhere near each other
322
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:39,482
trapped in a house
'cause of a silly rain storm.
323
00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:46,155
That's a bad laugh.
324
00:12:46,973 --> 00:12:49,358
♪ Men.
325
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,862
Oh, great.
326
00:12:52,864 --> 00:12:54,447
I just got my period.
327
00:12:54,449 --> 00:12:57,416
Oh, joy.
328
00:12:57,418 --> 00:13:00,169
My bloody Valentine.
329
00:13:02,005 --> 00:13:03,256
I'm out of tampons.
330
00:13:03,258 --> 00:13:04,674
You have to go get me some.
331
00:13:04,676 --> 00:13:06,025
What?
332
00:13:06,027 --> 00:13:07,326
Have you looked outside?
333
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,878
Yeah. It's raining.
334
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,296
This is not rain.
335
00:13:10,298 --> 00:13:12,848
This is some sort
of biblical punishment.
336
00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:15,718
There's only one flood
you need to be concerned about.
337
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,521
Why don't you just ask Zoey
for one?
338
00:13:18,523 --> 00:13:20,022
Why don't I take
that light off your head
339
00:13:20,024 --> 00:13:21,507
and give you
a quick colonoscopy?
340
00:13:24,945 --> 00:13:27,780
At least now we know
why you're in such a bad mood.
341
00:13:27,782 --> 00:13:29,014
What did you just say?
342
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,449
I said I'm going
to the drugstore
343
00:13:30,451 --> 00:13:32,034
to buy you tampons.
344
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,123
You're so pretty.
345
00:13:40,561 --> 00:13:42,962
Hey.
Hi.
346
00:13:42,964 --> 00:13:44,697
Where you going?
347
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:47,166
I am going to swim
down to the drugstore
348
00:13:47,168 --> 00:13:50,002
and bob for tampons.
349
00:13:52,089 --> 00:13:54,006
Really?
In-in this weather?
350
00:13:54,992 --> 00:13:56,342
What, are you out of your mind
351
00:13:56,344 --> 00:13:57,510
Walden!
352
00:13:57,512 --> 00:13:59,712
I'll come with you.
353
00:14:01,181 --> 00:14:03,182
♪ Men.
354
00:14:04,768 --> 00:14:07,987
Looks like it's
starting to let up.
355
00:14:11,775 --> 00:14:14,860
Yeah, this is
blowing over.
356
00:14:14,862 --> 00:14:17,563
It's actually
kind of refreshing.
357
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:20,199
And we certainly
need the water.
358
00:14:20,201 --> 00:14:22,501
It's weird
how people in L.A.
359
00:14:22,503 --> 00:14:26,255
make such a big fuss
over a little rain.
360
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:33,746
That's the new
Smart car.
361
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:36,465
Doesn't look
so smart now.
362
00:14:43,256 --> 00:14:44,440
Ah.
363
00:14:45,309 --> 00:14:46,642
Hi.
364
00:14:47,477 --> 00:14:49,145
Hi.
365
00:14:50,397 --> 00:14:52,898
Do you happen to know
where Walden is?
366
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:55,117
I happen to not.
367
00:14:55,952 --> 00:14:58,037
All right.
368
00:14:59,439 --> 00:15:00,623
Well, where's Alan?
369
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:02,341
He went for a walk.
370
00:15:04,328 --> 00:15:05,795
A walk?
371
00:15:05,797 --> 00:15:07,380
Yeah, a walk.
372
00:15:07,382 --> 00:15:10,783
That's how poor people
get from one place to another.
373
00:15:11,618 --> 00:15:13,452
All right.
374
00:15:18,508 --> 00:15:20,142
Mind if I share your wine?
375
00:15:20,144 --> 00:15:21,560
I don't know if you'll like it.
376
00:15:21,562 --> 00:15:23,062
It's domestic.
377
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,898
Alan bought it.
378
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,301
Actually, I quite like
California wine.
379
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,686
It's from Wisconsin.
380
00:15:30,688 --> 00:15:32,154
Ah.
381
00:15:33,523 --> 00:15:35,491
Well, desperate times.
382
00:15:36,643 --> 00:15:39,412
Shame our girlfriends
don't get along, huh?
383
00:15:39,414 --> 00:15:41,947
Yeah, if they don't start
playing nice with each other,
384
00:15:41,949 --> 00:15:44,500
you're going to have to find
a new place to live.
385
00:15:44,502 --> 00:15:46,702
No doubt.
386
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:51,374
Or I could find
another girlfriend.
387
00:15:52,926 --> 00:15:55,177
♪ Men.
388
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:06,055
Well, cheers.
389
00:16:07,224 --> 00:16:09,275
Cheers.
390
00:16:14,981 --> 00:16:17,650
For the record, I like
Walden very much.
391
00:16:17,652 --> 00:16:19,368
He seems like a great guy.
392
00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:21,454
Well, thank you.
393
00:16:21,456 --> 00:16:23,322
Alan's...
394
00:16:23,324 --> 00:16:25,741
Thank you.
395
00:16:26,877 --> 00:16:29,128
So... what's your plan
396
00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:31,380
for the young,
gorgeous billionaire?
397
00:16:31,382 --> 00:16:34,049
I'm sorry. Plan?
398
00:16:34,051 --> 00:16:35,718
Oh, come on.
399
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,586
Educated girl like you?
400
00:16:37,588 --> 00:16:40,172
You got to have a plan
to nail him down.
401
00:16:40,174 --> 00:16:41,373
I don't.
402
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,375
My feelings for Walden
are genuine.
403
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,544
I have no desire
to manipulate him
404
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,396
into some sort
of commitment.
405
00:16:48,231 --> 00:16:50,566
Huh.
406
00:16:53,987 --> 00:16:56,739
But if I did, what sort of plan
do you think might work?
407
00:16:56,741 --> 00:17:00,159
Well, first thing I'd do
is throw out my diaphragm.
408
00:17:00,161 --> 00:17:01,660
I'm on the pill.
409
00:17:01,662 --> 00:17:02,778
All right.
410
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:04,947
Swap out those puppies
for Tic Tacs.
411
00:17:07,751 --> 00:17:09,034
You know, it's
actually good
412
00:17:09,036 --> 00:17:11,036
that Lyndsey sent me
to the drugstore.
413
00:17:11,038 --> 00:17:13,839
'Cause now I can pick up
her Valentine's Day gift.
414
00:17:13,841 --> 00:17:15,508
Nice!
415
00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:19,295
Yeah, nothing says "I love you"
like Q-tips and stool softener.
416
00:17:19,297 --> 00:17:21,130
I-I was thinking
of something more...
417
00:17:24,184 --> 00:17:25,351
Alan!
418
00:17:25,353 --> 00:17:27,085
Tell Jake I love him!
419
00:17:28,138 --> 00:17:31,440
And buy Lyndsey tampons!
420
00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:34,610
♪ Men.
421
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,376
♪ Men.
422
00:17:39,378 --> 00:17:42,596
So, anyway, then we got married
and had my son, Eldridge.
423
00:17:42,598 --> 00:17:44,214
How long after?
424
00:17:44,216 --> 00:17:46,850
Actually, my water broke
during the ceremony.
425
00:17:48,269 --> 00:17:50,053
Really put a crimp
in the reception.
426
00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:53,807
Tell me about your ex.
427
00:17:53,809 --> 00:17:55,592
Nigel.
428
00:17:55,594 --> 00:17:58,812
Oh, God, how can
I describe Nigel?
429
00:17:58,814 --> 00:18:02,482
Highly educated,
extremely cultured,
430
00:18:02,484 --> 00:18:05,268
and as you Americans
might say...
431
00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:08,372
"a total freakin' douche bag."
432
00:18:09,992 --> 00:18:11,542
Really?
433
00:18:11,544 --> 00:18:13,660
My ex-husband is,
as you Brits might say...
434
00:18:13,662 --> 00:18:16,046
"a right bloody wanker."
435
00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:20,784
Looks like we both
traded up, huh?
436
00:18:22,554 --> 00:18:24,304
Yes, absolutely.
437
00:18:24,306 --> 00:18:26,723
Cheers to us.
Mmm.
438
00:18:26,725 --> 00:18:30,394
This is turning out to be
a pretty nice Valentine's Day.
439
00:18:30,396 --> 00:18:31,979
It is, isn't it?
440
00:18:31,981 --> 00:18:33,847
Thanks for the tampon,
by the way.
441
00:18:33,849 --> 00:18:35,766
Oh, pleasure.
442
00:18:35,768 --> 00:18:37,467
Appears our cycles
have synched up.
443
00:18:37,469 --> 00:18:38,685
Yeah.
444
00:18:38,687 --> 00:18:41,855
Probably why we haven't
seen the boys for a while.
445
00:18:41,857 --> 00:18:43,824
We have been a bit out of sorts.
446
00:18:43,826 --> 00:18:44,942
Mmm. Edgy.
447
00:18:44,944 --> 00:18:46,443
Moody.
448
00:18:47,245 --> 00:18:49,496
Bitchy.
Bitchy.
449
00:18:51,032 --> 00:18:53,817
Oh, I do hope our
fellows are all right.
450
00:18:53,819 --> 00:18:55,786
I'm sure they're fine.
451
00:18:55,788 --> 00:18:57,421
Yeah.
452
00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:00,123
Let me go!
453
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,675
Save yourself!
No!
454
00:19:01,677 --> 00:19:05,345
If you go, I go!
455
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,470
Hey, Lyndsey.
456
00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:15,672
Yeah, we haven't gotten
to the drugstore yet.
457
00:19:15,674 --> 00:19:18,976
We're in a little bit
of a situation here.
458
00:19:18,978 --> 00:19:20,227
All right.
459
00:19:20,229 --> 00:19:22,229
What kind of ice cream?
460
00:19:23,398 --> 00:19:25,315
Seriously, let me go.