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And how are you this morning, Danny?
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Well, I didn't sleep very well...
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last night, Alan.
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I had nightmares.
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Nightmares.
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Nightmares.
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I dreamed I ate a 5-pound marshmallow.
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A 5-pound marshmallow?
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Yeah. And when I woke up,
my pillow was gone.
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Pillow was gone.
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Pillow.
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Pillow. Pillow.
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- Alan?
- Yeah?
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You're starting to scare the crap
out of me.
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Oh, this? This is just a new hobby.
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Charlie, say hello to Danny O'Day.
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How do you do, Charlie?
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That's not a hobby, that's a cry for help.
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Oh, come on, Charlie, play along.
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So, Charlie, how did you sleep last night?
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With a woman, Alan.
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Something you need to do
before this gets out of hand.
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Oh.
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He's got a stick where I've got your hand.
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Did you ask him
if he wants to go to the movies?
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- No.
- Why not?
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Because he's a ticking time bomb...
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and we don't wanna in the car with him
when he goes off.
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Come on, he's breaking my heart.
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Staying home all alone on a Friday night.
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Don't worry.
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You know how they say
you can be alone but not lonely?
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- Yeah.
- Well, Alan's kind of the opposite.
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He's always lonely, but he's never alone.
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He's going through a tough time.
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Your brother should be surrounded
by friends and family.
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My brother should be surrounded
by a SWAT team.
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Please? For me?
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Chelsea, we agreed
that you only get one of those a month.
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Are you sure
you wanna waste it on, Alan?
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Thanks for letting me tag along with you.
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This is really sweet.
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We're thrilled you could join us.
Right, Charlie?
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Yippee skippy.
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- So have we picked a movie yet?
- Nope.
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Would you like to see
La Poubelle et le Fromage at the Nuart?
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Would I?
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Who you calling wood-eye, big ears?
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Now, Danny, watch your mouth.
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Why? Yours is the one that's moving.
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Yippee skippy.
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Hah. If she goes back to him
after what he's done...
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I will never forgive her.
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She loves him.
What choice does she have?
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She can return to her husband,
the cheese maker.
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Listen, I'm gonna hit the head.
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Let me know
if any kind of a plot ever kicks in.
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He's not coming back is he?
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They sell beer in the lobby?
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- Yes.
- No.
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You're up early for a Saturday morning.
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Hence, the cock-a-doodle-doo.
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Chelsea? It's 7:30.
We gotta get a move on.
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Oh, God, that's right. I forgot.
Give me a few minutes to get dressed.
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No problem. I'll wait for you downstairs.
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- What's going on?
- Your brother and I are going to the market.
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Since when?
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We made plans last night.
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Last night when?
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In the movie theater,
while you were in the lobby drinking.
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Well, I wasn't gonna go sit in the car
with that scary dummy.
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I like mustard...
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and pickles...
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and ketchup and mayonnaise.
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Mayonnaise.
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Mayonnaise.
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You and me need to talk.
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How do you do, Charlie?
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Get that ugly thing out of my face.
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That's what she said.
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Oh, Danny. Danny, you're horrible. Heh.
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My hand to God, Alan...
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I will wrap that dummy with meat
and throw him in the ocean.
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Don't forget the mayonnaise.
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Ow.
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I'm okay.
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Why are you taking Chelsea
to that farmer's thing?
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- Is there a problem?
- Yeah. You're ruining my Saturday.
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- I'm sorry, did you have plans for the day?
- Damn right, I had plans.
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First, I was gonna have sex with Chelsea.
And then...
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Well, then I was gonna go back to sleep.
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You can still go back to sleep.
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Yeah, but without sex,
it's a restless sleep.
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- Fine, fine. I'll just go by myself.
- No, no.
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If you go without her now,
then I'm the bad guy.
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So, what do you want me to do?
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In the future, I want you
to be more sensitive and considerate...
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to other peoples needs.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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If you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna join Chelsea in the shower...
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and try to knock out a quick one.
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Oh, Danny.
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Sometimes he can be such a pig.
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Well, you know what happens to pigs.
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They get slaught-
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Danny, don't say it. Don't even think it.
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- Ered.
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What are you looking at?
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JAKE: Nothing.
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Hey, hey.
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What are you doing here?
Thought you were with your mom and Herb.
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I was supposed to...
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but Mom's got those
pregnancy hormones going.
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What did you do?
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One little fat joke.
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Took it badly, eh?
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Well, here I am.
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Where's Dad?
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He went out with Chelsea.
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- You mean like a date?
- No. No, not a date.
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Good, because that'd be weird.
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Yeah.
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I saw something like that
on Jerry Springer once.
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Two brothers, one girl. It got ugly.
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I'm sure it did.
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So, what's Dad's dummy doing here?
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It pissed off his mother.
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Oh.
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Hey, I did that too.
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Okay. Please take this kettle corn away
from me.
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I can feel it going right to my behind.
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Oh, stop it.
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I wish my tush was as small as yours.
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Okay, first of all,
you have a perfect heinie.
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Secondly, if you're worried about firmness,
the secret is isometric glute crunches.
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- Really?
- You can do them anywhere, any time.
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I'm doing them right now. See?
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Mailbox open, mailbox closed.
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Mailbox open, mailbox closed.
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Come on, try it with me.
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- Mailbox open, mailbox closed.
- Mailbox open, mailbox closed.
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- Mailbox open, mailbox closed.
- Mailbox open, mailbox closed.
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Mailbox open, mailbox-
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You know, just once I'd like to walk
in this room and not be freaked out.
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Alan was just showing me
his butt exercises.
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Have him show you the one where he sticks
his head up there. My favorite.
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Stop it.
Now, go away, were making dinner.
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- It's kind of like a Kegel exercise, isn't it?
- Uh-Exactly.
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Except with tush not the hoo-ha.
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What up, homes?
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What are you doing?
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Enjoying the sunset, waiting on dinner.
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You're staying for dinner?
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I wasn't gonna, but your lovely fiancée
and her new gal pal insisted.
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Yeah, I gotta put a stop to that.
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What, are you nuts?
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This is a perfect setup for you.
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- How do you figure?
- Do you like to go shopping?
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- No.
- Zippy does.
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Do you like to watch chick flicks?
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- No.
- Zippy does.
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Do you like to talk for hours
about your feelings?
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- No.
- Zippy do.
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Oh, right.
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He digs the trench, you lay the pipe.
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How could I not see this?
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Alan's not the competition,
he's her gay friend.
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There you go. Your life is perfect.
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- It is, isn't it?
- Yeah.
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- Now, be an angel and get me another beer.
- Absolutely.
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Jiminy, I'm drunk.
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Oh, I hate to do this to you.
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But using the existing S
in the top row...
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with R-E before it,
and I-Z-I-N-G after it...
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hitting two triple-word scores
and it's a bingo.
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"Resizing," 120 points.
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Oh, my God,
you play for blood, don't you?
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Let me tell you something.
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When it comes to Scrabble,
nice guys finish with a rack full of tiles.
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What do you mean it's not a word?
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It's not a word. Try again.
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CHARLIE:
Hmm.
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Charlie, horny.
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- Another glass of wine?
- I would love one.
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00:11:25,327 --> 00:11:27,847
Now?
But Alan and I are playing Scrabble.
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Well, I'm playing Scrabble.
I don't know what she's doing.
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I'm improving is what I'm doing.
I want a rematch.
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Good night, Alan.
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But I just poured wine.
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Oh, thanks.
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And thanks for being such a good friend
to Chelsea.
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I like her and we've got a lot in common.
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Yeah, whatever. Just keep it up.
And I'll try to do the same.
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Kind of ruin the night.
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He's using you.
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I know. What am I gonna do?
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You could kill him.
199
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Now, Danny, I could never do that.
200
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Don't worry, Alan.
201
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I can do it for you.
202
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- Morning.
Morning.
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- Hope you're hungry, I made pancakes.
- Oh, I'm starving. Can I help?
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00:12:39,662 --> 00:12:42,029
Sure. Slice up some bananas
and warm up the syrup.
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- I'm on it.
- Sleep well?
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00:12:44,911 --> 00:12:47,781
Yeah. I mean, when your brother
finally let me go to sleep.
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00:12:51,535 --> 00:12:53,324
- Can I tell you a little secret?
- Sure.
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- He's the best lover I've ever had.
- Oh, isn't that nice.
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00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:01,453
Yeah, it's great. But sometimes
he doesn't know when to quit.
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Have you tried pepper spray?
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00:13:04,303 --> 00:13:07,881
No. But every once in a while, I actually
have to give him a little smack...
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00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:09,454
on the top of his head.
213
00:13:09,615 --> 00:13:12,681
Yeah, I have the same problem
with Jake when he eats spaghetti.
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00:13:13,007 --> 00:13:16,782
Well, obviously, not the same problem.
Jake's head is usually over here.
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Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining,
but it can be exhausting.
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I can imagine.
Have you given Charlie enough attaboys?
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- Attaboys?
- You know, like when you're training a dog.
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If you don't give them hugs and a treat,
they're gonna chew up your rug.
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I mean, not your rug.
220
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Hey, how are those bananas coming?
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00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:39,787
- Morning.
- Morning. How'd you sleep?
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Good.
223
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When you finally let me.
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Hush.
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00:13:45,231 --> 00:13:46,246
Alan's making pancakes.
226
00:13:46,414 --> 00:13:49,448
- Can I pour you some coffee?
- I would love that.
227
00:13:49,998 --> 00:13:52,038
Good morning, Mrs. Butterworth.
228
00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:57,548
Oh. Lakers-Spurs today.
229
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:59,686
You promised we'd go
to the van Gogh exhibit.
230
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- I did?
- Yes.
231
00:14:02,159 --> 00:14:03,686
Wow, I don't remember that.
232
00:14:03,855 --> 00:14:06,026
You gotta quit hitting me
on the head so much.
233
00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:10,343
I've heard that exhibit is supposed
to be terrific. I've been dying to see it.
234
00:14:10,735 --> 00:14:13,004
Really? Then why don't we all go.
235
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:15,207
I can't.
I promised Jake we'd do something.
236
00:14:15,503 --> 00:14:16,518
Bring him along.
237
00:14:16,686 --> 00:14:19,948
What 14-year-old boy
doesn't love a fine-art museum?
238
00:14:20,655 --> 00:14:22,924
That's a great idea,
you and Jake come with us.
239
00:14:23,087 --> 00:14:25,869
- Well, if you don't think we'd be intruding.
- No, not at all.
240
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,721
Okay, great. Heh-heh-heh.
241
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Save me some pancakes.
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I'm gonna shower and get ready.
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Hurry. I wanna get to the museum
before it's too crowded.
244
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Now, here's the deal.
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You're gonna go to the museum
without me.
246
00:14:39,151 --> 00:14:42,151
- Why?
- I am about to get an acute case...
247
00:14:42,319 --> 00:14:43,496
of intestinal distress.
248
00:14:43,662 --> 00:14:46,728
- What?
- You know, the flapjack two-step.
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- There's nothing wrong with my pancakes.
- No, they're delightful.
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But Lakers are playing the Spurs,
I'm not gonna miss it.
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So what, so you're gonna use me
to entertain your fiancée...
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while you stay home
and watch a basketball game?
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Good, we're on the same page.
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Did you ever stop to think
maybe I've got plans of my own?
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That I've got a life,
that I'm not always at your beck and call.
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No.
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You know, Berta, I thought when Alan
moved in here, I was being punished.
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You and me both.
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But come to find out, it was a blessing.
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With him in my life, I think I can actually
make my relationship with Chelsea work.
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So you're gonna go through
with this marriage?
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Absolutely.
I'm ready for the whole shebang.
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Kids too?
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Well, it's certainly in the cards.
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Of course, I'd have to talk it over
with Chelsea and Alan first.
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Wow, marriage and kids.
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
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What can I say, Berta?
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He completes me.
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One second.
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- Ha. He's hilarious.
- Who?
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Your brother. I-O-I.
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All right.
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Let me just tell him we'll talk tomorrow.
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He is out of control.
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- What now?
- Hang on.
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"Don't let him chew up the rug."
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- What does that mean?
- Nothing.
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Why would I chew up a rug?
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Not a rug, my-Never mind.
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Okay, where were we?
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We just about-
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I'm sure he just wants to say good night.
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I'm sorry.
Let me just make sure he's okay.
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Is he okay?
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- Yeah.
- Good, good.
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- Hey, I'm thirsty. Are you thirsty?
- No.
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- Be right back.
- Hurry.
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Don't worry.
This won't take but a minute.
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Oh, Charlie, your penis
is no match for my technology.
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Okay, I know what you're doing,
now quit it.
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What I'm doing? Whatever do you mean?
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You're text-blocking me.
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Hey, I can't help it
if Chelsea finds me witty and urbane.
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Keep it up and she's gonna find you
bloody and homeless.
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You don't scare me, Charlie.
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You need me
to keep Chelsea off your back.
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That may be true, but I don't need him.
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Wait, wait. Just let him go, Charlie.
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- This is just between you and me.
- Not anymore.
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Don't you dare hurt him.
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Well, now, that's entirely up to you.
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His tiny, wooden head is in your hands.
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Charlie?
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Danny!
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Just let him go now.
- Charlie?
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What the hell are you doing?
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- Nothing.
- Nothing.
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Nothing.
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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That's no way for a grown man to behave.
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CHARLIE:
He started it.
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I don't care who started it.
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You're the older brother,
you set the example.
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CHARLIE:
Really? Then maybe I should move out.
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Boy, they're really going at it.
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Yeah, I'm glad we never fight.
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Me too, Danny.
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Because you don't ever wanna
make me angry.
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I-I-I know, Danny.
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Seriously.