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Oh, come on, Chelsea.
Is this about money?
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I'd be happy to pay the lease
on your apartment.
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It's not about money, you ass.
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It's ridiculous that we're engaged
and not living together.
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Well, excuse me for being old-fashioned.
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I'm just not comfortable with us
living in sin.
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- So you think we should stop having sex?
- No, no, no.
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It's not the sin I object to,
it's the living in it.
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There is no reason to renew
the lease on my apartment...
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when I'm here every night.
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CHARLIE:
I love having you here. I thought...
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You gonna eat your pickle?
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- I'm gonna eat my pickle.
You can crawl out whenever.
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You're almost done with your sandwich
and your pickle's just sitting there.
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- I like to eat it last.
This is not stupid, Charlie.
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How very European of you.
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Here's another pickle. Shut up.
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You are so full of it.
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Give me one reason
why I shouldn't be living here.
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- I can give you several.
- This ought to be good.
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Well, go ahead.
CHARLIE: You mean, right now?
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Dance, monkey, dance.
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Okay. Well, there's the safety issue.
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Keep your apartment
for the same reason...
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that airplanes are equipped with oxygen
masks and cruise ships have life rafts.
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If the Titanic had enough life rafts...
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Leonardo and Kate would've lived
happily ever after.
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Oops.
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You're comparing our relationship
to Titanic?
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Rope-a-dope, rope-a-dope.
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CHARLIE:
No, no, no. Of course not.
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P.S., that was a very romantic movie.
Thanks for making me watch it again.
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He's still swinging. The kid's got heart.
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CHARLIE: Where are you going?
Home.
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See? You just proved my point.
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Where would you go right now
if you didn't have your own apartment?
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Suppose you all enjoyed listening to that.
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- Huh?
- Beg pardon?
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I enjoyed it.
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Can't sleep, huh?
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No.
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This Chelsea-moving-in thing
is really bugging me.
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Why are you up?
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I realized you were drinking yourself
into a miserable stupor...
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over this whole situation...
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and I just want to be a part of that.
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Thanks.
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I hate to say it,
but I think Chelsea might be right.
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You don't hate to say it.
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Oh, did I say, "I hate to say it?"
I meant, I can't wait to say it.
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But I did admire how you ferociously
defended an unwinnable position...
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by comparing your relationship
to the Titanic.
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That was beautiful.
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Oh, come on, who remembers
the names of boats that don't sink?
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Sure, sure. I couldn't give you a zeppelin
other than the Hindenburg.
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Still, it was not your finest moment.
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There was a time it would've worked.
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Yeah, back when you were dating
silicone simpletons.
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Unfortunately,
Chelsea's too smart for your crap.
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Yeah, and there's not an ounce
of silicone in those babies.
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Shoot, I owe Berta 5 bucks.
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But more to the point,
why are you so afraid to have her move in?
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Not afraid of her moving in, that's easy.
Moving her out's the bitch.
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So you're already assuming
you're gonna break up?
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Oh, come on, what evidence is there
to suggest that it'll end any other way?
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Well, I think she's capable
of a long-term commitment.
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And you, you could change.
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- You don't believe that.
- No. I was just trying to be supportive.
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- You're not doing a very good job.
- I'm not trying very hard.
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Let me ask you a question.
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What did you think was gonna happen
when you and Chelsea got married?
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Honestly, I never thought that far ahead.
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I figured we could stretch
the engagement out...
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for a couple of years and by then,
who knows?
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Maybe I'd die, maybe she'd get fat.
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Well, kudos to you for not bringing that up
in the argument.
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Wasn't easy.
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You know what you have to do,
don't you?
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I don't have to do anything, Alan.
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If not living together is a deal breaker, then
she's free to break off the engagement...
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and go on her merry way.
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She most certainly is.
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So you know what you have to do.
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Yes, I know what I have to do.
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- Are you done torturing me?
- Almost.
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I'm the king of the world!
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Okay, now I'm done.
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Here.
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What's this?
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Alan's house key.
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Why?
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Because I want you to move in,
and I didn't have time to make a new one.
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Plus, he kind of pissed me off last night.
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You want me to move in?
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Yes.
I thought about it and you were right.
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Uh-huh.
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Which is not to say I was wrong, but, uh...
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Okay, I was wrong.
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You're sure you want me to move in?
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Absolutely not.
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But I figure, what the hell? I mean,
it's gonna happen sooner or later, right?
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Oh, shut up.
Come on in, I'll make some coffee.
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What's all this?
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Let's just say I had faith in you.
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Oh.
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Oh...
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Eww.
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Those go upstairs in the master bedroom.
Careful, they're fragile.
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Okay, you and me need to talk.
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I know, I know.
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You didn't sign up for this.
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You work for me, not her.
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And it's bad enough you have to put up
with Zippy and the chimp.
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No. I like her better than you.
So from now on, I'm working for her.
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- What?
- You need something, you ask her.
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She talks to me, we decide.
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- I don't get a vote?
- Yeah, you get a vote.
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One vote out of three.
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Good luck with that.
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Oh, boy.
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You like it?
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Oh, boy.
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Don't the colors just liven the place up?
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Well...
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Uh...
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Oh, boy.
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Come on, I wanna show you
what I did in the bathroom.
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Oh, boy.
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What do you think?
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I don't know.
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I have this sudden urge
to pee sitting down.
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You like the new towels?
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I guess.
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- What was wrong with the old ones?
- They didn't match my shower curtain.
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- What was wrong with my shower curtain?
- It didn't match your towels.
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Maybe that's how I tell them apart.
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Oh. Oh, please, tell me that's one
of those Zen sand gardens.
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You know very well
that's Sir Lancelot's litter box.
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- You brought the cat?
- Of course I brought the cat.
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- What did you think I was gonna do?
- I don't know.
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Return him to the wild?
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You're being ridiculous.
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Is it ridiculous to want the turds
in my bathroom to be human?
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Fine, we'll put it in the laundry room.
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Near my clean clothes? Forget it.
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So where am I supposed to put it?
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Oh, I don't think you really want me
to tell you where to put it.
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CHARLIE:
I'm just saying it's too much.
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Pillows, towels, shower curtains,
cat crap.
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I don't like it. I don't need it.
I don't want it.
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What do you want me to do?
You want me to leave?
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CHARLIE:
No, no. No. You just got here. I'll leave.
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It'll make more room for you
and Sir Crapsalot.
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Charlie.
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- Get a good earful?
- No.
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I did. And I don't appreciate
being called Sir Crapsalot.
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Good. For some reason,
I can't find my house key.
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I hope you're happy with yourself.
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Why would I start now?
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Hey.
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- How'd you find me?
- Wasn't hard.
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When you're not volunteering to read stories
or feed the homeless, you're usually here.
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Bay Breeze, extra pineapple.
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I'm not cut out
for this living-together stuff, Alan.
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- I mean, I tried, I really tried.
- That's true.
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You gave it a whole hour
and 20 minutes.
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Hey, now Berta owes me 5 bucks.
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Charlie, it's not really that difficult
to live with a woman.
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Says the man
who's been thrown out twice.
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I didn't say it wasn't hard for them.
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Did you see the salt-and-pepper shakers
Chelsea put in the kitchen?
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No.
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They're like these foot-high
ceramic roosters...
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with little S and P
holes in their beaks.
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Oh, cute. I think I saw those
in the Williams-Sonoma catalog.
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What am I freaking out about? A woman's
been living with me for six years.
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Cheap shot. Oh.
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Canned pineapple?
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It's not just the salt shakers.
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It's the fancy pillows on the bed,
the fruity towels in the bathroom.
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And then there's the clothes
and the shoes. Oh, my God, the shoes.
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She's got almost as many as I do.
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And lest we forget, she brought her big,
fat, pooping cat to live with us.
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As opposed to what,
having it put to sleep?
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I suggested letting it go.
I didn't even think of that.
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The cat aside, you do know it was wrong
to storm out the way you did.
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Of course I know.
I'm an ass, not an idiot.
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One does not preclude the other.
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You realize this has nothing to do
with the cat or the towels...
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or the pillows, don't you?
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Tell you what.
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Here's 20 bucks.
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Don't tell me what it's really about.
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Boy, you're putting me
in a tough spot here, Charlie.
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- Forty.
- Goodnight.
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Nah. I care too much about you two kids.
Here.
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Now, the reason you panicked
is that you real-
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This is just 20.
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Is it? Oh.
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My mistake.
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The reason you panicked and ran away...
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is that you recognize
that the old Charlie is dying.
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But what you have to understand is he has to
die in order for a new Charlie to be born.
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That makes sense.
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- Let me ask you a question.
- Of course.
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Does the new Charlie
still have the old brother?
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Absolutely. And he's here for you.
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Man, I can't catch a break.
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00:12:24,431 --> 00:12:27,333
So how pissed off was Chelsea
when I left?
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It was pretty bad at first.
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Did you really suggest that she do
something impossible...
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with the kitty-litter box?
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I didn't suggest anything.
She may have inferred.
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I think I may have been able
to smooth it over for you a little bit.
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00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:42,503
Really? What did you say?
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00:12:42,927 --> 00:12:46,822
I said you had the maturity of a 9-year-old
and that she had to make allowances.
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That's good.
That's good, make it her fault.
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So now all you have to do is go home, admit
that you're a frightened little man...
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who doesn't deserve her love,
and beg for her forgiveness.
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Groveling comes easy for you,
doesn't it?
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00:13:01,135 --> 00:13:04,518
Not at first. I didn't really hit my stride
till my second marriage.
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00:13:05,935 --> 00:13:08,270
Oh, by the way,
have you seen my house key anywhere?
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CHARLIE:
Nope.
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00:13:13,327 --> 00:13:14,733
Oh, Chelsea...
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00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,967
I was such a fool.
226
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:21,733
Thank God my brother talked some sense
into me.
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00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:25,092
Oh, Charlie, I love your brother.
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He's so smart and masculine...
229
00:13:27,727 --> 00:13:32,069
and yet his feminine side
makes him sensitive and intuitive.
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You're right.
I only tease him because I'm jealous.
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And secretly gay.
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Oh, hello.
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00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:46,630
Don't worry.
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00:13:46,799 --> 00:13:50,760
This ain't the most embarrassing thing
I ever walked in on you doing.
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00:13:52,078 --> 00:13:54,566
Oh, yeah. Thanks for not making
a big thing about that.
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00:13:54,735 --> 00:13:56,524
Right back at you.
237
00:14:00,302 --> 00:14:03,564
You know, I really should cut down
on the talking to myself.
238
00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:06,540
Yes, you should.
It's getting a little weird.
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Son of a bitch.
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00:14:17,038 --> 00:14:19,210
Can I say I'm sorry again,
or are you sick of it?
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Mm. Say it again. Let's see.
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I'm sorry.
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Nope. Still fun.
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And?
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And I'm a big, stupid jerk.
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And?
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And I'd really like to go upstairs
and finish this apology with my mouth.
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Charlie, a moment.
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Not now, Alan.
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Yeah, well, there's a bit of a situation,
and I'm afraid I'm gonna have to insist.
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I better talk to him.
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He's about to go full fruit fly.
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- What is your problem?
- I noticed you put a lot of stuff in my room.
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I was wondering
how long it was gonna stay there.
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I've been wondering the same thing
about you.
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How am I supposed to live in that room...
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if you and Chelsea
are gonna use it as a closet?
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Tell you what,
I'll give you a break on the rent.
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- I haven't been paying rent.
- There it is.
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Fine, I'll manage somehow.
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- Alan, wait.
- What?
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I need you to pull your car
out of the garage.
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- Why?
- You don't expect Chelsea...
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- to park on the street, do you?
- So I have to park on the street?
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You don't have to.
You can park it at your place.
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- I don't have a place.
- There it is.
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Leave your clicker on the coffee table.
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Wait, wait, Charlie. If I don't
have a clicker and a house key...
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- how am I supposed to get in?
- There it is.
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I don't have to pee.
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I don't have to pee.
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Damn it, I have to pee.
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Ow.
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Son of a bitch.
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Ski poles. Ski poles.
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Ow.
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Oh, good, a litter box.
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This is delicious.
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Sure is.
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Glad you like it. There's plenty more.
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Jake, would you pass me the chicken?
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It's fish, Dad.
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Hope you're not allergic to Sir Lancelot.
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I'll be fine as long as he doesn't sleep
on my face again.
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He is a snuggler, isn't he?
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00:17:32,974 --> 00:17:36,586
Yeah. By the way, do you know
if anybody rented your old apartment yet?
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Actually somebody just scooped it up.
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- Oh.
- Why, are you thinking of moving out?
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There's not a lot of room for me here.
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- What's a place like that go for?
- Eighteen hundred.
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On the other hand,
it's nice to be close to family.
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Boy, you've got no shame at all,
do you?
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I assume that's a rhetorical question.
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Where's Uncle Charlie?
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- Said he had some sort of meeting.
- That means poker or strip club.
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I'm sure it's poker.
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- Used to that type of thing.
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So if they show up with some
sloppy ball-handling, we'll see.
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Pizza.
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Hey, Gordon. Small world.
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- Hey, Mr. Harper, what are you doing here?
- Oh, I just rented this place.
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Decided I needed a weekend getaway.
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From Malibu?
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You'd be surprised.
It gets crowded sometimes.
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Okay.
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What happened to the woman
that used to lived here?
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She lives with me in Malibu.
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We're engaged.
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- And you're hanging out here all alone?
- Yep.
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- You know what you are, Mr. Harper?
- What?
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A genius.
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Thanks, Gordon. Good night.
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Good night.
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It's nice when someone gets you.