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What you doing?

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Building an original 1978 Firebird.

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I got it on eBay.

4
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Okay. Why?

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I had this model when I was little,
remember?

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Spent a month building it and painting it
and putting on all the decals.

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Is that the one I tried
to make a bong out of?

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No, that was my Munster Mobile...

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and my ventriloquist dummy...

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and my Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots.

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My Firebird you blowtorched with
a cigarette lighter and Mom's Aqua Net.

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Oh, yeah, the Firebird.

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Anyway, I loved that model,
and now I'm gonna have it again.

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I am gonna have it again, right?

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Relax. If I destroy any of your cars...

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it'll be that oil-dripping piece of crap
out there in my garage.

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I'm worried about my brother.

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Why?

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Well, he's either so lonely
he's trying to recapture his childhood...

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which was not that good
in the first place...

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or he's created an elaborate ruse
to hide the fact...

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that he's become
a degenerate glue-sniffer.

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To be honest, I'm rooting for the glue.

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- I've been meaning to talk to you about him.
- You want him gone? He's gone. I love you.

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No, no, he's a wonderful guy.

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I have a friend
I think might be a good match for him.

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Oh, no, you're wrong.

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Come on, Charlie.

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Listen.

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You don't wanna do that to a friend,
do you?

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Alan's a doll.
He just needs to find the right woman.

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If you check his closet,
you'll find the right woman is a doll.

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At least let me try. I'll set up a dinner
with the four of us. It'll be fun.

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For who?

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It's bad enough you wanna punish
your friend. Why do I have to suffer?

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Isn't it worth one night of your life
to maybe make two people happy?

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That's not fair. I always come off bad when
I answer questions like that truthfully.

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Just do it for me.

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Is that a yes?

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Remember those words
when we go to bed tonight.

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- What words?
- "Just do it for me."

42
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So anyway...

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he's Charlie's brother and a very sweet
guy, and I really think you'll like him.

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Boy, I don't know.

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Blind dates.

46
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You never know what kind of freak
you're gonna end up with.

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- So you don't know her name?
- Nope.

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- And you don't know what she does?
- Nope.

49
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- And you don't know what she looks like?
- What do you care?

50
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<i>You were gonna spend the night building
a scale model of The Dukes of Hazzard car.</i>

51
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Uh, actually,
I just finished the General Lee.

52
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<i>Now I'm working on Burt Reynolds'
Trans Am from Smokey and the Bandit.</i>

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Okay, okay. Just promise me
you won't bring any of that up tonight.

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- Why?
- Why?

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You're asking me
why a 40-year-old man...

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shouldn't talk about model cars
on a first date?

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Hmm. I see your point.
Leave a little mystery.

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Yeah, that's my point.

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Come on.

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Oh, speaking of mystery,
I am currently the high bidder...

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on an original mint in the box
Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine.

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How do I look?

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Don't open that can of worms.
You are what you are.

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There's Chelsea.

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- Sorry, we're late.
No, no, we were early.

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Charlie, Alan, this is my friend, Rose.

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Rose, this is Charlie and Alan.

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It's nice to meet you, Alan.

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No, that's Charlie.

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Ooh. Even better. Hi, Alan.

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Hi.

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Why don't we all sit down?

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So many reasons.

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Chelsea's told me so much about you,
boys.

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It's so nice to finally meet you.

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Alan, I understand you're a chiropractor.

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Yes.

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I am a chiropractor.

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Charlie?

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Yes...

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he is a chiropractor.

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Oh, that's just terrific.

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And what do you do, Charlie?

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Um...

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I write kids songs and jingles.

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Alan?

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Yes, he writes kids songs and jingles.

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And I am a chiropractor.

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Yes...

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he's a chiropractor.

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They don't get out much, do they?

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Apparently not.

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So, Chels...

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- where did you meet...?
- Rose.

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Right.

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Rose.

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- Yoga class.
- No kidding.

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Yeah. And then we ran into each other
at Pilates...

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and the manicurist and jogging
and the dry cleaner.

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- Crazy, huh?
- Sure are. Sure is.

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Seemed like every time I turned around,
there she was.

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Seemed like every time I turned around,
there you were.

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I thought maybe you were stalking me.

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- That's funny.
- Good one. Yeah.

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Can I start you off with cocktails?

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I think I need to stay sober tonight.

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- But you guys go ahead.
- I'll have a chardonnay. I'll be right back.

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I'll go with you.
I'll have a double vodka rocks.

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I feel a little reckless tonight.

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Fun personality, huh?

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Yeah.

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Unfortunately,
she's got six more of them.

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- And for you, sir?
- Whiskey, neat.

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- Since when do you drink hard liquor?
- Since right now.

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I'd order a glass of crack
if it were on the menu.

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True that.

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- Why didn't you say something?
- Why didn't you?

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- I was following your lead.
- What lead?

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The minute I saw her,
I practically peed my pants.

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Well then, I did follow your lead.

121
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So, what are we gonna do now?

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I don't know. I guess we play along.

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Play along? Are you serious?

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What am I supposed to do, Alan?
Tell the truth?

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Oh, Chelsea, I almost forgot.

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Your new BFF and I had a one-night stand,
and when I dumped her...

127
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she superglued my nut sack to my thigh
and started stalking me.

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I thought maybe I was in love with her
and followed her to England.

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And when she came back...

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I thought I was dying
and almost asked her to marry me.

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Yeah, when you put it in story form
it really does sound bad.

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So we play along until I can find out
what Rose's angle is.

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- So I'm supposed to date her?
- Stop flattering yourself.

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This isn't about you.
It's me she's interested in.

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What are you saying,
I'm not good enough for her?

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You want that loony-toon
as a girlfriend?

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No. But I am currently unattached.

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Now, you listen to me.

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This is a blind date that goes no further,
you understand?

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I got it.

141
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She really likes him.

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Swell.

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I thought there was
real chemistry between them.

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I'm sure they have some meds
in common.

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- But I wouldn't get your hopes up.
- Why not?

146
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She's not his type.

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What do you mean?
She's pretty, smart, rich.

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Okay, then he's not her type.

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- This is crazy.
- I know.

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We just met.

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Oh, no, no, no, you idiot.

152
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- Morning, Charlie
- Morning.

153
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Should've smothered him in the crib
when I had the chance.

154
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Boy, take one day off
for a poker tournament...

155
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and you miss a whole lot
around here.

156
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- You said you were sick.
- I was healed. It's a miracle.

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You wanna catch me up?

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Chelsea set Alan up on a blind date
with a girl she met at yoga class.

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- What's he doing with Rose?
- She's the girl.

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Oh.

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Diabolical, heh.

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So Chelsea doesn't know?

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Chelsea knows nothing,
and I wanna keep it that way.

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Okay.

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Why is Alan playing along?

166
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Because Alan is a horny idiot.

167
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And horny idiots are perfectly willing
to have sex with crazy girls.

168
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Yeah, I know, but I've grown.

169
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Charlie, did you see?

170
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Yeah, I saw.

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Told you they'd hit it off.
Didn't I tell you?

172
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You told me.

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I'm a little worried
they're moving so fast.

174
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Yeah, that's the worrisome part.

175
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Berta, have you met Rose yet?

176
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Screw it, I'm going home.

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Feel better.

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Cut it out. Cut it out.

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Stop it. Stop it.

180
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Hello.

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Sit down.

182
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Um... You know I have company.

183
00:11:05,135 --> 00:11:07,273
Yes, I know you have company,
now sit down.

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Okay.

185
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What's up?

186
00:11:25,294 --> 00:11:26,669
Explain it to me, Alan.

187
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Help me understand.

188
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You mean, Rose?

189
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No, I mean the internal combustion engine.
Yes, Rose.

190
00:11:35,823 --> 00:11:39,085
Uh, well, we started talking
on the ride home last night...

191
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and we really hit it off.

192
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She has changed, Charlie.

193
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Changed?

194
00:11:45,167 --> 00:11:46,541
She was stalking my fiancée.

195
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Ah, ah.
Well, actually, she explained all that.

196
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Really? What did she say?

197
00:11:50,991 --> 00:11:52,617
Uh, well...

198
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I don't remember all the details because
she was tweaking my nipples at the time.

199
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Oh. Hi, Charlie.

200
00:12:01,743 --> 00:12:05,158
- All right, Rose, what are you up to?
- What do you mean?

201
00:12:05,871 --> 00:12:07,758
I'm telling you right now.

202
00:12:07,919 --> 00:12:11,432
I love Chelsea, and if you mess things up
with us, I will never forgive you.

203
00:12:11,887 --> 00:12:13,163
Wow.

204
00:12:13,327 --> 00:12:15,334
What did I ever do to deserve that?

205
00:12:17,775 --> 00:12:19,979
- You're kidding, right?
- Yeah.

206
00:12:23,983 --> 00:12:27,561
So once again, what are you up to?

207
00:12:28,142 --> 00:12:31,939
Okay, at first I was just doing
a little light recon on Chelsea...

208
00:12:32,111 --> 00:12:34,216
to make sure
you weren't dating a wackjob.

209
00:12:35,279 --> 00:12:37,897
You thought Chelsea might be-

210
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,565
Go on.

211
00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:41,483
Well, good news, she's not.

212
00:12:41,647 --> 00:12:43,752
She's got a cousin
who's a truck-stop hooker...

213
00:12:43,919 --> 00:12:46,406
and her mom's an honorary Kleagle
in the Ku Klux Klan.

214
00:12:46,575 --> 00:12:48,714
But Chelsea is clean as a whistle.

215
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,722
- Kleagle?
- According to Wikipedia...

216
00:12:51,887 --> 00:12:55,782
it's below Grand Dragon
and above Exalted Cyclops.

217
00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:57,545
Whatever.

218
00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,493
But what's the deal
with the lunch lady here?

219
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:06,566
Alan?

220
00:13:06,735 --> 00:13:09,353
Well, that was Chelsea's idea, not mine.

221
00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:10,861
I tried to get out of it.

222
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:13,095
- Really?
- I'm sorry, sweetie...

223
00:13:13,262 --> 00:13:17,452
but I thought a double date with Charlie
and his fiancée might be a little awkward.

224
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:21,100
A little awkward?
When I saw you sitting there...

225
00:13:21,263 --> 00:13:24,776
my sphincter slammed shut so quickly
you could've used it as a cigar cutter.

226
00:13:27,695 --> 00:13:29,931
Yeah, you should've seen your face.

227
00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:32,456
Anyway...

228
00:13:32,622 --> 00:13:34,957
it all worked out for the best.

229
00:13:35,119 --> 00:13:38,380
Last night, I saw a side of your brother
that I've never seen before.

230
00:13:38,799 --> 00:13:40,108
What side?

231
00:13:40,271 --> 00:13:41,515
He's only got the two.

232
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"Oh, no, here he comes"
and "Oh, good, he's leaving."

233
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:48,108
Look, Charlie. this has nothing to do
with you and Chelsea.

234
00:13:48,271 --> 00:13:50,759
This has nothing to do with you and Rose.
The fact is...

235
00:13:50,927 --> 00:13:54,604
we really like each other,
and we wanna keep seeing each other.

236
00:13:54,798 --> 00:13:57,449
And we'd really like your blessing.

237
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So you actually wanna be with him?

238
00:14:00,847 --> 00:14:02,057
I do.

239
00:14:02,222 --> 00:14:05,321
And you believe she's got
no ulterior motive whatsoever?

240
00:14:05,903 --> 00:14:07,332
I do.

241
00:14:09,071 --> 00:14:10,118
Fine.

242
00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:12,327
I now pronounce you
fruit basket and nutcase.

243
00:14:15,631 --> 00:14:17,965
May God have mercy on your souls.

244
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,202
Yay.

245
00:14:20,366 --> 00:14:22,254
I don't think that was really a blessing.

246
00:14:22,831 --> 00:14:25,449
It doesn't matter.
So, what are we doing this afternoon?

247
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:29,095
Oh, gee, I gotta pick up Jake.
I promised him I'd take him to the movies.

248
00:14:29,262 --> 00:14:31,750
- You know, a little father-son time.
- Oh, that's sweet.

249
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,663
Well, just call me
when you wanna get together again.

250
00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:37,830
- Sure. Or you can call me.
- Okay.

251
00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:57,704
Hello? Oh, Jake, thank God.

252
00:14:59,439 --> 00:15:03,301
Uh, nothing.
Oh, wait, hang on, I got another call.

253
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,747
Hello?

254
00:15:06,542 --> 00:15:09,160
Yes, Rose, this is my number.

255
00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:16,366
- So how'd you like the movie?
- It was an insult to my intelligence.

256
00:15:17,487 --> 00:15:18,796
Really?

257
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,479
Everybody knows zombies
can't ride motorcycles.

258
00:15:21,902 --> 00:15:23,276
Yeah, that bumped me too.

259
00:15:23,695 --> 00:15:26,542
And why would they wear helmets?
They're dead.

260
00:15:26,702 --> 00:15:28,011
Another good point.

261
00:15:28,174 --> 00:15:31,174
I don't know who they're making movies
for these days.

262
00:15:31,343 --> 00:15:33,710
Fine, next time you pick.

263
00:15:34,671 --> 00:15:37,092
Anyway, there's something
I wanna talk to you about.

264
00:15:37,262 --> 00:15:41,637
Oh, come on, it was one fart during
the previews, and everybody laughed.

265
00:15:42,255 --> 00:15:44,043
No, no, not that.

266
00:15:44,207 --> 00:15:46,628
I just want you to know
that I've been dating somebody.

267
00:15:46,799 --> 00:15:48,141
You might be meeting her soon.

268
00:15:48,494 --> 00:15:49,923
Oh, okay, good.

269
00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:53,990
- So you have no problem with that?
- Not at all. You should have a girlfriend.

270
00:15:54,158 --> 00:15:55,238
You think so?

271
00:15:55,406 --> 00:15:57,828
Yeah. The model car stuff
was starting to freak me out.

272
00:16:00,079 --> 00:16:03,112
I mean, seriously, you're a grown man.

273
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,792
What the hell?

274
00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:09,577
You didn't call me!

275
00:16:10,959 --> 00:16:13,676
- Hi, Rose.
- Hey, Jake.

276
00:16:18,158 --> 00:16:20,231
So tell me about your new girlfriend.

277
00:16:26,671 --> 00:16:29,802
I'm so glad you forgave me
for my little outburst in the car.

278
00:16:29,966 --> 00:16:33,130
Well, you have a very compelling way
of apologizing.

279
00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:37,100
But we need to have a little talk
about boundaries.

280
00:16:37,806 --> 00:16:40,424
It was just my pinky, Alan.

281
00:16:43,918 --> 00:16:45,642
No, no, that was fun.

282
00:16:47,502 --> 00:16:50,284
Is it about me following you and Jake
into the movie theater?

283
00:16:50,446 --> 00:16:52,202
You followed us into the movie theater?

284
00:16:53,231 --> 00:16:55,336
No.

285
00:16:56,814 --> 00:16:59,433
Look, Rose, I really like you.

286
00:16:59,599 --> 00:17:03,690
But you've got to realize that people need
their space and you need to respect that.

287
00:17:04,975 --> 00:17:06,251
All right.

288
00:17:07,183 --> 00:17:08,709
So we're clear on that?

289
00:17:09,134 --> 00:17:10,923
Yes, I'm sorry.

290
00:17:11,087 --> 00:17:12,232
It won't happen again.

291
00:17:14,126 --> 00:17:15,435
Good.

292
00:17:16,974 --> 00:17:19,625
- Well, good night.
- Good night.

293
00:17:26,062 --> 00:17:29,324
Boy, this is an Alan Harper
I haven't seen before.

294
00:17:29,486 --> 00:17:30,730
Uh-huh.

295
00:17:30,895 --> 00:17:33,764
Forceful, confident.

296
00:17:33,934 --> 00:17:35,363
Thank you.

297
00:17:36,399 --> 00:17:38,766
I don't like him very much.

298
00:17:48,975 --> 00:17:50,731
Morning, Charlie.

299
00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:54,186
- Morning, Rose.
- Alan needs his space.

300
00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:56,238
- I'm gonna give it to him.
- Okay.

301
00:17:56,399 --> 00:17:59,213
- Say hi to Chelsea for me.
- Will do.

302
00:18:04,591 --> 00:18:05,998
Oh, I got a bad feeling.

303
00:18:12,463 --> 00:18:13,739
Alan?

304
00:18:13,902 --> 00:18:15,560
Yeah?

305
00:18:15,855 --> 00:18:17,611
You okay?

306
00:18:18,287 --> 00:18:20,075
Been better.

307
00:18:21,263 --> 00:18:22,986
I'm coming in.

308
00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:28,968
Hi.

309
00:18:29,135 --> 00:18:30,509
Hi.

310
00:18:31,055 --> 00:18:32,581
Impressive.

311
00:18:33,518 --> 00:18:34,598
It's not me.

312
00:18:35,118 --> 00:18:36,744
No kidding.

313
00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:38,372
What is it?

314
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:56,621
<i>Oh. Burt Reynolds' Trans Am
from Smokey and the Bandit.</i>

315
00:18:58,222 --> 00:18:59,499
Yup.

316
00:19:01,262 --> 00:19:05,419
Would you care to explain why it's parked
in your handicapped spot?

317
00:19:06,254 --> 00:19:07,432
Not parked.

318
00:19:07,599 --> 00:19:08,809
Glued.

319
00:19:09,519 --> 00:19:12,236
- Ah. Rose?
- Rose.

320
00:19:12,399 --> 00:19:14,024
- Told you.
- You did.

321
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:16,165
- But did you listen?
- Nope.

322
00:19:17,582 --> 00:19:19,371
Okay. Happy motoring.

323
00:19:47,022 --> 00:19:49,804
I feel bad it didn't work out
with Alan and Rose.

324
00:19:49,966 --> 00:19:52,683
Me too. Terrible.

325
00:19:53,519 --> 00:19:55,940
The problem is they jumped
into bed too fast.

326
00:19:56,526 --> 00:20:00,454
The problem is he doesn't keep
his glue solvent in his night stand.

327
00:20:01,518 --> 00:20:02,518
What's that mean?

328
00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:06,027
Another way of saying what you said.

329
00:20:07,471 --> 00:20:08,747
Ow.

330
00:20:16,142 --> 00:20:17,255
What's wrong with him?

331
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,032
Little car accident.