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- Chelsea?
Yeah?

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You okay?

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I think I'm coming down with a cold.

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That doesn't sound like a cold.
It sounds like quitting time in Bedrock.

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Do I feel hot to you?

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- Let me see.
- Stop it.

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You're supposed to feel my head.

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Yeah, but those babies
are my frame of reference.

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- Maybe I should go home.
- If you think that's the right thing to do.

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Charlie, it's the middle of the night
and I'm sick. I'm not going home.

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- Then why did you say you were?
- I was testing you.

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Yeah, well, I knew that,
and I was testing you.

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I think we both did very well.

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Tell you what,
you get a good night's sleep.

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- I'm sure you'll feel better in the morning.
- Where are you going?

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I'm gonna crash on the couch,
let you have the whole bed to yourself.

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Really?
You're gonna leave me here alone?

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No, no. I just thought
you might want your own space.

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You know, when dogs are sick,
they hide till they feel better.

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Probably why they're man's best friend.

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Could you please stay?

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Pretty please?

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How can I say no?

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Seriously, how?

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Spoon?

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Try and stop me.

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So, what,
are you just gonna swallow that?

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Go to sleep.

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What are you doing?

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Come on, you know what happens
when we spoon.

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I'm sick.

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Obviously so am I.

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All right, fine.

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Go ahead.

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This is another test, isn't it?

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<i>Coming up next
on Turner Classic Movies:</i>

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<i>The Bridges of Madison County.</i>

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I am not gonna cry.

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Hey.

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What are you doing up?

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Watching a Clint Eastwood movie.

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What are you doing up?

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Chelsea's sick.

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She was coughing and sneezing
all over the place.

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Oh, no.

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Yeah. I had to wait
until she finally fell asleep...

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so I could get out of there
without pissing her off.

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How considerate.

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What do you want from me?
I'm not a big phlegm fan.

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- This isn't a Clint Eastwood movie.
- Yes, it is.

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Even Clint Eastwood doesn't think
this is a Clint Eastwood movie.

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Well, tough. I like it.

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Sure you do.
You're a giant fruit basket.

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I'll never apologize for my feminine side.

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Boy, I hope she gets better soon.

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This sick stuff
is not what I signed on for.

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You're kidding, right?
This is exactly what you signed on for.

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You told Chelsea you loved her.
You gave her an engagement ring.

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This is what it's all about,
being there for her no matter what.

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For richer or poorer, better or worse,
in sickness and in health.

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Call me crazy,
but I prefer richer, better and health.

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Well, regardless,
this could be a real opportunity for you.

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Opportunity for what,
a massive infection?

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An opportunity to show her
that she can depend on you...

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that you're not just there
for the good times.

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Okay, I hear that.

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- Tell me one thing.
- Yeah?

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What's in it for me?

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Watch Clint and Meryl.

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Learn how to love.

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I'll take my chances in the snot locker.

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I will not cry.

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Charlie?

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You awake?

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Boy, I hope not.

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I feel awful.

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Really?

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You look swell.

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I should go home.

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No, no, no.
I am not falling for that again.

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You stay right here,
let me take care of you.

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You mean it?

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Oh, man.
Do I have to mean it too?

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Just kidding.
Can I make you some tea or something?

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- Yes, please.
- Coming up.

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- With honey.
- Sure.

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And maybe an English muffin.

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No problem.

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Toasted crispy.

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Right.

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And let the butter melt
into all the nooks and crannies...

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before you put the jam on.

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Anything else?

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Can I have a hug?

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Try and stop me.

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- Nice necklace.
- Thanks.

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- Buy it for yourself?
- No, a girl gave it to me.

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Really? She must like you.

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Yeah, she's nuts for me.

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- Well, is she cute?
- I guess.

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- You don't seem very happy about it.
- I'm not.

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- Why, what's the problem?
- She's nine.

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Nine? Where would you meet
a nine-year-old girl?

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We're in the same math class.

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Is, uh-
Is she one of those advanced students?

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Sadly no.

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But she does help me
with my homework.

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Hey, Berta.

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Chelsea's not feeling well.
Could you make her tea and English muffin?

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Sure, I could.

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But you won't.

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Is that what you're saying?

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- Where are the muffins?
- In the fridge, as always.

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Don't condescend to me.

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He does it to me all the time.
It's very irritating.

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No one's talking to you.

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See? Like that.

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That wasn't condescending.

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But that was, right?

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Right.

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Boy, as soon as I get my license,
I am so out of here.

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Sure. You can drive your girlfriend
to Gymboree.

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At least I have a girlfriend.

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"At least I have a girlfriend."

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So, what's the deal?
Does, uh, Chelsea have a cold?

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Not sure. Cold, flu.
Something disgusting.

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Maybe she has an STD.

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- What?
- I mean sexually transmitted disease.

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I know what STD's are.

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Your uncle helped invent them.

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You know they can be prevented
by using a condom.

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I know we could've prevented you
by using a condom.

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Now we gotta use a hammer.

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I don't understand.

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Go get me a hammer and I'll show you.

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Okay.

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You must be so proud.

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Ballpeen or claw hammer?

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Do me a favor.
When he comes back, just do it.

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Okay. Here we go. Room service.

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Chelsea? Honey?

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Don't come in.
- Wasn't even tempted.

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I got your tea and muffins.

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Oh, I have diarrhea. I can't eat now.

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I may never eat again.

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Would you mind going
to the drugstore for me?

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For you, I'd go to the ends of the earth.

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Coming back's a whole other question.

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What?
- I said what do you need?

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Well, I need Pepto and we're
almost out of tissues.

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And I need some decongestant,
some cough syrup...

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something for canker sores
and wet wipes.

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For your hands?

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- No.
- Got it.

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And I'm probably gonna need
some tampons.

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Oh, great. There's gonna be blood too.

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You're really being wonderful
about all this, Charlie.

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Oh, It's nothing. It's what a guy does
when he loves somebody.

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Ah. Should have known.

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The second you give them a ring
they fall out of warranty.

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- Hey, Russell.
- Mm-hm.

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- What's good for canker sores?
- You got canker sores?

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No. My girlfriend.

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- What do you recommend?
- Tennis shoes.

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- Excuse me?
- Put them on and run away.

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There's a lot of broads out there.
Find a clean one.

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I can't run away.
I'm kind of engaged to her.

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Oh, Charlie. No.

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Yep, I bit the bullet.

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You bit the big one.

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00:10:48,303 --> 00:10:51,599
Hey, just because you blew three marriages
doesn't mean I can't make this work.

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You're a funny guy, Charlie.

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And that's not just
the OxyContin talking.

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Here you go. Cank Be Gone.

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- What else?
- Ah, let's see. Cough syrup.

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00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:08,202
- Regular or codeine?
- Don't you need a prescription for codeine?

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00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:09,894
What are you, a cop?

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Here. I'll give you the kid stuff.

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00:11:15,439 --> 00:11:16,454
What else?

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00:11:16,623 --> 00:11:20,452
Uh, tissues, throat lozenges, decongestant,
Pepto, wet wipes.

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00:11:20,975 --> 00:11:24,324
Jeez, where did you find this one,
a hospital parking lot?

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00:11:24,815 --> 00:11:26,157
Come on, Russell. Help me out.

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Okay. Okay. Here you go.

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A dam for every river...

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a plug for every jug.

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00:11:36,239 --> 00:11:38,727
Oh, right. I almost forgot.
She also needs tampons.

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00:11:38,895 --> 00:11:40,139
Oh, lucky you.

188
00:11:41,551 --> 00:11:42,551
What size?

189
00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:45,164
How should I know?

190
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:49,547
Is there some kind of a condom-tampon
conversion chart?

191
00:11:50,223 --> 00:11:52,165
No. But that's an amusing idea.

192
00:11:53,487 --> 00:11:57,677
Actually, it's not about size per se,
it's more about flow.

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00:11:58,479 --> 00:12:02,374
See, that's a piece of information I could've
gone the rest of my life without knowing.

194
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,028
Here you go. Here's a variety pack.

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00:12:06,191 --> 00:12:09,900
This will handle anything
from a little drizzle to a monsoon.

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00:12:11,983 --> 00:12:14,733
Listen, is it too late
to change my mind about the codeine?

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The first one's free.

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<i>Thank you.</i>

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Okay.

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Got all of your stuff.

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00:12:33,359 --> 00:12:34,471
Took you long enough.

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00:12:34,639 --> 00:12:38,283
Whoa, whoa, I just went shopping
from wet wipes and tampons.

203
00:12:38,447 --> 00:12:40,105
I'm allowed to take my time.

204
00:12:40,591 --> 00:12:42,020
Sorry. You mad at me?

205
00:12:42,607 --> 00:12:45,192
No. No. Why would I be mad at you?

206
00:12:45,359 --> 00:12:47,847
Because I'm sick
and you have to take care of me.

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00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:51,982
Are you kidding me?
I love taking care of you.

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00:12:52,143 --> 00:12:54,031
I just love...

209
00:12:56,047 --> 00:12:57,607
it.

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00:12:57,775 --> 00:12:59,913
Yeah, I can see that.

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00:13:00,335 --> 00:13:01,677
Listen.

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00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:05,549
Can you go over to my place and get me
some clean clothes and feed Sir Lancelot?

213
00:13:06,351 --> 00:13:07,912
- Who?
- My cat.

214
00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:11,494
He's not gonna feed himself, Charlie.

215
00:13:11,663 --> 00:13:14,084
Are you sure? Maybe you've got mice.

216
00:13:14,511 --> 00:13:17,228
Oh, you're probably gonna have
to change the litter box too.

217
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,262
Change it into what?

218
00:13:20,815 --> 00:13:23,597
You got to scoop out the poop
and put in fresh litter.

219
00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:27,367
Oh, this just keeps getting better
and better.

220
00:13:27,887 --> 00:13:29,032
Charlie.

221
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,370
- Yeah?
- I love you.

222
00:13:31,823 --> 00:13:33,383
Great.

223
00:13:33,903 --> 00:13:35,179
Aren't you gonna say it back?

224
00:13:36,527 --> 00:13:38,469
I'm gonna go pan for cat turds.

225
00:13:39,823 --> 00:13:42,311
If that doesn't say I love you,
nothing does.

226
00:13:45,006 --> 00:13:47,276
I promise, I'm wearing it.

227
00:13:47,439 --> 00:13:49,064
Wait a sec.

228
00:13:52,719 --> 00:13:54,279
Okay, I sent you a picture.

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00:13:54,447 --> 00:13:56,203
Now what's the answer to number four?

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00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:58,058
Oh, yeah, that's what I had.

231
00:14:01,935 --> 00:14:03,429
- What you doing Alan?
- My taxes.

232
00:14:03,598 --> 00:14:06,020
I promised myself I wouldn't wait
till the last minute.

233
00:14:06,191 --> 00:14:08,874
Yeah, you promised me
you'd only stay here for a few days...

234
00:14:09,039 --> 00:14:10,381
so your word means nothing.

235
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:14,512
- You're driving me to Chelsea's.
- Why don't you drive yourself?

236
00:14:14,671 --> 00:14:16,972
Because I just chugged
a half a bottle of codeine...

237
00:14:17,135 --> 00:14:20,583
and this bourbon might make me
a bit of a threat on the road.

238
00:14:21,231 --> 00:14:23,119
Ah, good call.

239
00:14:25,775 --> 00:14:26,953
Here kitty, kitty.

240
00:14:28,239 --> 00:14:30,214
Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

241
00:14:30,383 --> 00:14:32,422
Okay, I got her clean clothes.

242
00:14:32,591 --> 00:14:36,072
Great.
Now I just gotta feed the damn cat.

243
00:14:36,238 --> 00:14:38,343
Come on, Sir Lancelot.

244
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,038
Come out and eat your kibble.

245
00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:42,663
Ow!

246
00:14:43,247 --> 00:14:45,418
Son of a bitch.

247
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:49,577
I'm pretty sure if you just put the food out,
he'll find it and eat it when he's hungry.

248
00:14:49,743 --> 00:14:51,499
Really? Think if he was that smart...

249
00:14:51,663 --> 00:14:54,150
he'd just crap in the toilet
instead of a litter box.

250
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:56,584
Oh, uh, did you change the litter yet?

251
00:14:57,295 --> 00:14:59,662
No, I was actually gonna
offer you $20 to do it.

252
00:15:00,335 --> 00:15:02,277
I'll take it. Ha, ha.

253
00:15:02,447 --> 00:15:03,527
Deal.

254
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,931
Ha, ha. I would have done it for 10.

255
00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:07,950
Ha, ha.
I would have given you a thousand.

256
00:15:12,366 --> 00:15:13,414
Whoa.

257
00:15:13,582 --> 00:15:15,241
Big cat.

258
00:15:17,070 --> 00:15:18,663
You know what I just realized, Alan?

259
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,453
Cough syrup and hard liquor don't mix?

260
00:15:22,351 --> 00:15:24,423
No, they're delightful.

261
00:15:25,487 --> 00:15:28,553
I'm thinking sooner or later Chelsea's
gonna wanna move in with me.

262
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,883
Yeah, you marry her
that's the chance you take.

263
00:15:33,295 --> 00:15:36,524
And she's probably gonna
wanna bring Sir Craps-A-Lot.

264
00:15:37,999 --> 00:15:39,144
You never know.

265
00:15:39,311 --> 00:15:41,547
He might want to get his own place.

266
00:15:42,415 --> 00:15:44,586
I'm guessing he will before you will.

267
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,665
Oh, Lord.

268
00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:48,653
This cat's been eating more than kibble.

269
00:15:49,358 --> 00:15:51,562
This turd's got feathers.

270
00:15:54,575 --> 00:15:56,582
You know there's a real chance
that someday...

271
00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:58,660
without any kind of warning
whatsoever...

272
00:15:58,831 --> 00:16:00,970
Chelsea will up and decide
to get sick again.

273
00:16:01,487 --> 00:16:04,782
We're on the air with codeine and bourbon.
Go ahead caller.

274
00:16:05,807 --> 00:16:08,043
I'm just saying I don't think
I can go through it again.

275
00:16:08,207 --> 00:16:09,733
I'm not cut out to be a caregiver.

276
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,878
Ah, you might not think so
but you're doing it.

277
00:16:12,047 --> 00:16:15,178
You, Charlie Harper, are unselfishly
taking care of the woman you love.

278
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,669
Maybe so, but, uh...

279
00:16:17,839 --> 00:16:19,749
it's getting harder and harder
to love her.

280
00:16:19,918 --> 00:16:21,227
You don't mean that.

281
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:26,660
Oh, Alan, if you'd seen and heard
the things I have in the last 24 hours...

282
00:16:26,831 --> 00:16:29,417
it'd turn you gayer
than a French horn.

283
00:16:30,478 --> 00:16:32,650
Excuse me,
but I have witnessed childbirth.

284
00:16:32,815 --> 00:16:34,276
I saw my son's enormous head...

285
00:16:34,447 --> 00:16:37,196
poke out of what used to be
one of my very favorite places.

286
00:16:38,703 --> 00:16:40,590
Thanks for the image.

287
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:44,580
I'll never be able to watch
the kid pull on a sweater again.

288
00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:48,973
If you hang in there, show Chelsea you'll
stick by her even when not at her best...

289
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:52,844
she will love you more deeply and
intensely than you could have imagined.

290
00:16:53,007 --> 00:16:54,087
And you know this how?

291
00:16:54,511 --> 00:16:55,526
How else? Chick flicks.

292
00:16:57,711 --> 00:17:00,875
Oh, this is not a kitty cat.

293
00:17:01,039 --> 00:17:03,373
This is a mountain lion.

294
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,190
- Look.
- Hey, hey, hey.

295
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,310
- You need some more orange juice?
- No, thank you.

296
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:22,220
It was so nice of you to bring some up
without me even asking.

297
00:17:22,639 --> 00:17:24,165
Don't tell Charlie.

298
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:27,499
It's taken a long time to train him
not to expect anything from me.

299
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:29,828
Got it.

300
00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:33,575
He really is crazy about you, you know.

301
00:17:33,742 --> 00:17:36,361
- You think?
- Are you kidding?

302
00:17:36,526 --> 00:17:38,087
Charlie doesn't go near sick women.

303
00:17:38,511 --> 00:17:40,878
I mean, physically sick.

304
00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:42,150
Around here...

305
00:17:42,319 --> 00:17:46,094
one sneeze will get you a cab fare
and a complimentary travel mug.

306
00:17:47,311 --> 00:17:49,732
I have noticed he's trying very hard.

307
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:54,824
Just remember, when it comes to nurturing,
Charlie's like a dog playing the piano.

308
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,260
You can't fault him
if he hits a few bum notes.

309
00:17:57,775 --> 00:18:01,452
You just got to applaud the effort
and hope he doesn't whiz all over the keys.

310
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,104
I understand.

311
00:18:05,295 --> 00:18:07,117
Thanks, Berta.

312
00:18:09,647 --> 00:18:11,435
Just so we're clear this ain't no hotel.

313
00:18:11,599 --> 00:18:13,704
You need more towels
you get them yourself.

314
00:18:18,158 --> 00:18:19,685
Sorry about that.

315
00:18:19,855 --> 00:18:21,546
You really can't expect much from her.

316
00:18:22,319 --> 00:18:23,366
I won't.

317
00:18:24,111 --> 00:18:26,697
Here. I got you clean clothes
and underwear.

318
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:31,627
The cat's fed
and the litter box is turd free.

319
00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:32,936
Thank you, Charlie.

320
00:18:33,103 --> 00:18:35,372
You have been so wonderful
through all of this.

321
00:18:35,534 --> 00:18:37,901
I have, haven't I?

322
00:18:39,215 --> 00:18:41,004
I just want you to know...

323
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:43,305
I am definitely
gonna make it up to you.

324
00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:46,889
Chelsea, to be honest,
that's the only thing that's kept me going.

325
00:18:49,038 --> 00:18:50,893
- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh, what?

326
00:18:58,543 --> 00:19:00,452
Oh, Charlie, I'm so sorry.

327
00:19:00,879 --> 00:19:02,439
No, no. It's okay.

328
00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:03,949
At least it's not wicker.

329
00:19:06,351 --> 00:19:08,074
Excuse me a second.

330
00:19:27,790 --> 00:19:31,620
Okay, I am going to go to the pharmacy
and get your medicine.

331
00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:34,605
If you get it from
Russell, count the pills.

332
00:19:35,343 --> 00:19:36,870
Will do.

333
00:19:37,294 --> 00:19:39,661
- Hope you feel better.
- Thanks.

334
00:19:39,823 --> 00:19:42,244
Charlie, you don't mind
Sir Lancelot being here, do you?

335
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,876
No. Not at all.

336
00:19:44,046 --> 00:19:46,413
- I love cats.
- Good.

337
00:19:53,454 --> 00:19:56,324
Don't scratch the door, Sir Lancelot.

338
00:20:01,071 --> 00:20:02,445
Clean my litter box?

339
00:20:02,606 --> 00:20:04,581
Oh, come on. I've been sick.

340
00:20:05,134 --> 00:20:07,720
Fine. I'll just use your facilities.

341
00:20:08,143 --> 00:20:10,183
Not in the tub this time, okay?

342
00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:13,389
Your house, your rules.

343
00:20:19,822 --> 00:20:21,099
I'm not going to make it.

344
00:20:23,247 --> 00:20:25,287
Yes, you are.