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Would you like the last sausage?

2
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How about we split it?

3
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Okay.

4
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Meet you in the middle.

5
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Oh, ha, ha. Okay. Sexy.

6
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CHARLIE:
Aw!

7
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Nothing says love
like a little morning pork.

8
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Oh, hey. You're home early.
How was Vegas?

9
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- Never again.
- Oh, you lost?

10
00:00:33,263 --> 00:00:37,093
No, Alan, I won so much freaking money
that I'm embarrassed to go back.

11
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All right.
Well, uh, you remember Melissa?

12
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Of course, he remembers me.

13
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He deflowered me then dumped me.

14
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No offense, sweetheart, but your flower
had been plucked and potted...

15
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long before I met you.

16
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Okay, okay, okay. Look, look.
Ha, ha. We're all adults here.

17
00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,956
Ha, ha. This doesn't have to be awkward.

18
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I mean, sure, Melissa is my receptionist
and sure, she was with you...

19
00:01:03,535 --> 00:01:05,991
and sure, that ended badly,
but uh-

20
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Okay, I guess this does
have to be awkward.

21
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- Shouldn't we be getting ready for work?
- Yes, yes, let's do that.

22
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- You wanna shower together?
- Oh, great.

23
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Uh, let me just, uh,
start without you.

24
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There's a couple of things
I'd like to pre-wash.

25
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There's a mental image I didn't need.

26
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Charlie, I need to talk to you.

27
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I'm sorry I was a jerk.
I'm happy for you and Alan.

28
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I will kick myself for the rest of my life
for losing someone as special as you.

29
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No, silly, it's about something else.

30
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Oh, good, because even I
didn't believe that.

31
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Alan's birthday is next Saturday.

32
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Really? I don't think so.

33
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Yeppers, he's gonna be 40.

34
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Wow, that is so weird.
My baby brother's gonna be 40.

35
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- How old are you?
- Thirty-nine.

36
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That's what makes it so weird.

37
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Anyway, I think we should have a party
for him.

38
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Why?

39
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Because it's an important birthday...

40
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and he deserves a big party
with all his friends and loved ones.

41
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All right, all right.
Let's break this down.

42
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You want him to get what he deserves,
with his friends and loved ones...

43
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- and you want it big.
- Uh-huh.

44
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Pick one.

45
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Come on, Charlie,
don't be such a pooper.

46
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If it's gonna be a fun party,
I-I need your help.

47
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You want it to be fun?
Don't invite Alan.

48
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- Charlie-
- Okay, okay.

49
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You know who would love to help you
out with this? Our mom.

50
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

51
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Nothing she likes better
than extending herself for other people.

52
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- Good idea. I'll give her a call.
- You do that.

53
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Wait till she hears Alan's 40.

54
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Charlie, wake up.
I need to talk to you.

55
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<i>CHARLIE:
Don't move, don't blink.</i>

56
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<i>Maybe she'll think you're dead and leave.</i>

57
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I know you can hear me, Charlie.

58
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<i>CHARLIE:
She's bluffing.</i>

59
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<i>Just stay still.</i>

60
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<i>Okay, don't panic.</i>

61
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<i>You've experienced oxygen deprivation
before.</i>

62
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CHARLIE:
I can't breathe, Mom.

63
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Oh, good, you're awake.

64
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What can I do for you?

65
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I received a very unsettling message
on my answering machine...

66
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and I would like you
to explain it to me.

67
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Okay, look, sometimes the liquor
makes me say hateful things.

68
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No, this message was from some woman
named Melissa.

69
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Oh, Alan's receptionist.

70
00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,491
Really? From the sound of her voice...

71
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I'd guess she earns her living
baking cookies in a hollow tree.

72
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Anyway, she's somehow gotten it into her
head that Alan is turning 40 on Saturday.

73
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Yeah, so?

74
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Is she insane?

75
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Running around telling people
my son is 40.

76
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I know. She's a bad person.

77
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And that's not all.
She wants me to help with a party.

78
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Where in God's name
could she have gotten such an idea?

79
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Beats me.

80
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Maybe the fact that you're his mother
confused the poor girl.

81
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Oh, you're up.

82
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You've been cleaning in there
this whole time?

83
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Sure, let's say I was cleaning.

84
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If you're going out,
can I pull your car out of the garage?

85
00:05:01,647 --> 00:05:03,883
I don't want you pulling my car
out of the garage.

86
00:05:04,047 --> 00:05:07,276
Okay, I won't. From now on.

87
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Hey, what's, uh-?
What's going on up here?

88
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Ugh, terrific.

89
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This meeting of the worst club in history
can now come to order.

90
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Madam President, you have the floor.

91
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Oh, I get it. Heh. Sorry to interrupt.

92
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Go back to what you were planning,
uh, uh-Doing, uh. Whatever.

93
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Oh, uh, apropos of nothing, uh,
I like red velvet cake and close-up magic.

94
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Crap.

95
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Now we have to throw him a party.

96
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- Who?
- Your father.

97
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- Why?
- It's his birthday.

98
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Oh.

99
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Can I bring a date?

100
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- You got a date?
- That depends.

101
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- On what?
- Can I borrow your car?

102
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You don't got a date.

103
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We don't, uh-
We don't have to go out to dinner...

104
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just because it's my birthday.

105
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Don't be silly.
This is a very special night.

106
00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:05,641
How many times do you turn 40?

107
00:06:05,808 --> 00:06:07,913
In my family, three or four.

108
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Well, the first time
is the one that counts.

109
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Okay. So-So it's just us, right?

110
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Of course it's just us.
Who else would it be?

111
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I don't know. My friends, family.

112
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A close-up magician.

113
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Oh, darn. What gave it away?

114
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When I left, Jake was taking a shower,
Charlie had on long pants...

115
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and Berta said she was going
to some loser's birthday party.

116
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Oh, good, I had her down as a maybe.

117
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Promise you'll act surprised.

118
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Oh-Ha, ha. Oh, my God,
what a surprise!

119
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I don't know these people.

120
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We have a private room.

121
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Sorry, sorry.

122
00:07:00,655 --> 00:07:02,510
We've got a private room.

123
00:07:03,087 --> 00:07:04,462
Go back to your dinner. Heh.

124
00:07:04,623 --> 00:07:06,379
Ooh, Gazpacho.

125
00:07:09,103 --> 00:07:10,183
This is so nice.

126
00:07:10,351 --> 00:07:12,555
A private, intimate dinner
for just the two of us.

127
00:07:12,719 --> 00:07:15,915
Oh, my God, you guys.

128
00:07:20,879 --> 00:07:22,221
There's nobody here.

129
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I don't understand it.
I told them to be here an hour ago.

130
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Yeah, well, what are you gonna do?

131
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My family are a bunch of thoughtless,
selfish butt wipes.

132
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Surprise.

133
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Evelyn, smile.

134
00:07:42,511 --> 00:07:43,511
Uh!

135
00:07:44,559 --> 00:07:45,606
Oh, that's a keeper.

136
00:07:45,775 --> 00:07:49,037
Oh, uh-Listen, are you gonna be
cutting the cake soon?

137
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Because, actually,
I have a real party to go to.

138
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You can't go.
We haven't done the speeches yet.

139
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Oh, of course.

140
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Were we supposed to write speeches?

141
00:07:59,247 --> 00:08:01,189
- For what?
- For Alan.

142
00:08:01,807 --> 00:08:03,946
Let him write his own speech.

143
00:08:05,263 --> 00:08:07,172
Uh, can I have
your attention please? Ha, ha.

144
00:08:07,343 --> 00:08:10,758
I wanna thank you all for coming
to celebrate this wonderful occasion.

145
00:08:10,927 --> 00:08:12,356
I thought it was Alan's birthday.

146
00:08:15,503 --> 00:08:18,765
Now it's time to say a few words
about the guest of honor.

147
00:08:19,023 --> 00:08:20,485
I can think of a few words.

148
00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:26,088
Not only is he a terrific doctor
and fantastic boss...

149
00:08:26,415 --> 00:08:31,980
he is also good and kind
and smart and funny...

150
00:08:32,143 --> 00:08:34,150
and a really swell kisser.

151
00:08:34,319 --> 00:08:36,206
I can still hear you.

152
00:08:36,367 --> 00:08:41,288
Sorry I'm late. I was burning a fatty
with one of the busboys in the parking lot.

153
00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:42,731
How are you?

154
00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:47,563
Everyone, this is my mother, Shelly.
Mom, this is Alan's mother, Evelyn, and-

155
00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:51,950
Sweetie, save your breath, because I'm way
too toasted to remember a lot of names.

156
00:08:53,391 --> 00:08:55,628
Ooh, bread.

157
00:09:00,751 --> 00:09:03,817
All right, well, uh, now that we're
all here, why don't we take turns...

158
00:09:03,983 --> 00:09:07,365
saying something about Alan
and how much he means to us.

159
00:09:08,687 --> 00:09:10,443
Okay, Jake, you wanna start?

160
00:09:10,607 --> 00:09:12,330
No, I gotta go make room for cake.

161
00:09:13,359 --> 00:09:17,288
All right. Uh-
Berta, why don't you get the ball rolling?

162
00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:20,167
Sure, what the hell.

163
00:09:22,287 --> 00:09:27,044
Zippy, I gotta tell you, when you first
moved in, I didn't really care for you.

164
00:09:28,495 --> 00:09:31,844
You were a persnickety, self-righteous,
smug son of a bitch.

165
00:09:33,103 --> 00:09:35,558
And now here we are, six years later.

166
00:09:37,391 --> 00:09:38,885
Thank you.

167
00:09:41,935 --> 00:09:43,626
Hear, hear.

168
00:09:44,047 --> 00:09:45,989
Oh, okay, anyone else?

169
00:09:46,159 --> 00:09:48,525
Okay. I'll go.

170
00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:55,531
I have pictures of myself
dressed in a forest ranger's uniform...

171
00:09:55,695 --> 00:10:00,649
and I have absolutely no memory
of ever working as a forest ranger.

172
00:10:00,910 --> 00:10:02,220
Thank you.

173
00:10:06,159 --> 00:10:07,817
Alrighty.

174
00:10:08,719 --> 00:10:11,402
Uh, who's next? Evelyn?

175
00:10:11,951 --> 00:10:14,951
Me? Isn't it enough I carried him
for seven and a half months?

176
00:10:15,119 --> 00:10:17,988
You'd be surprised how many women
opt for the full nine.

177
00:10:19,055 --> 00:10:22,983
- Come on, you have to say something.
- Oh, fine.

178
00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:25,454
Alan, darling...

179
00:10:25,615 --> 00:10:27,503
you were always the good son.

180
00:10:28,943 --> 00:10:32,042
Of course, your brother
didn't set the bar very high.

181
00:10:32,207 --> 00:10:34,411
Hear, hea-Wait a minute.

182
00:10:35,791 --> 00:10:37,416
Charlie, do you wanna say anything?

183
00:10:38,383 --> 00:10:40,074
Uh, all right.

184
00:10:42,671 --> 00:10:45,038
Alan, you're my little brother.

185
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:48,012
And I know over the years,
I've tormented you...

186
00:10:48,175 --> 00:10:49,963
I've embarrassed you in public...

187
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:53,061
I've tied you to street lights,
car bumpers...

188
00:10:53,231 --> 00:10:54,889
the occasional angry animal.

189
00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,055
Oh, remember that Fourth of July...

190
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,599
when I used your ass
as a launch pad for my bottle rockets?

191
00:11:02,319 --> 00:11:05,417
Anyway, I guess
what I'm trying to say is...

192
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,044
thanks for the memories.

193
00:11:11,151 --> 00:11:12,525
That-? That's it?

194
00:11:12,687 --> 00:11:14,214
That's all you have to say?

195
00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:16,807
I suppose I could talk about
his bed-wetting.

196
00:11:20,015 --> 00:11:22,382
- You people are horrible.
- No, honey, it's okay.

197
00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:24,299
- It's okay.
- No, no, no, it's not okay.

198
00:11:24,463 --> 00:11:25,957
You should be ashamed of yourselves.

199
00:11:26,127 --> 00:11:29,062
This is a warm and wonderful human being
and he deserves more...

200
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,823
especially from his family.

201
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,933
I don't know
why you guys showed up tonight.

202
00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:36,005
Well, I can't speak for anybody else,
but I'm getting overtime.

203
00:11:38,478 --> 00:11:41,129
- Come on, Alan. We're leaving.
- Really? Before the cake?

204
00:11:41,295 --> 00:11:43,183
You don't need people
who don't appreciate you.

205
00:11:43,343 --> 00:11:46,376
Uh, well, no, but I do kind of need
Charlie's house.

206
00:11:46,671 --> 00:11:49,802
No, you don't. You'll come live with me
and Mom. Right, Mom?

207
00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:53,262
You know, I did spend a summer
in Yosemite doing shrooms...

208
00:11:53,423 --> 00:11:57,351
so maybe I wasn't
an official forest ranger.

209
00:11:58,223 --> 00:11:59,849
Let's go. Mom, we're leaving.

210
00:12:00,015 --> 00:12:01,509
Okay.

211
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,980
I'm sorry.
This is the best bread I ever had.

212
00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:11,908
Who likes magic?

213
00:12:14,479 --> 00:12:16,006
I shaved for this?

214
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:41,482
- Berta?
- Who's asking?

215
00:12:42,927 --> 00:12:45,676
- What's wrong?
- Too much celebrating last night.

216
00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:48,550
I didn't notice you drinking
at Alan's party.

217
00:12:48,719 --> 00:12:50,475
No, afterward.

218
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:53,094
With the magician at his place.

219
00:12:54,926 --> 00:12:58,472
- You went back to his place?
- Well, technically his van.

220
00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:01,774
Why didn't you just stay home?

221
00:13:01,935 --> 00:13:04,455
If I stay home, you don't pay me.

222
00:13:05,359 --> 00:13:08,228
So you just came in
to lie on my couch?

223
00:13:08,399 --> 00:13:10,374
Tough times, Charlie.

224
00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:13,128
Some people are living in their vans.

225
00:13:15,215 --> 00:13:17,768
Oh, make it stop.

226
00:13:21,775 --> 00:13:23,051
Hello.

227
00:13:23,726 --> 00:13:25,253
Hi, Mom.

228
00:13:25,455 --> 00:13:28,138
Alan? No, he didn't come home.

229
00:13:28,655 --> 00:13:32,648
You're right, we were funny.
He just overreacted.

230
00:13:33,678 --> 00:13:37,027
I'm sure he'll come back eventually.
He always does.

231
00:13:38,126 --> 00:13:40,265
You should've named him Herpes.

232
00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:48,460
Yeah, I wish I'd thought of it
last night too.

233
00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:52,234
Talk to you later.

234
00:13:53,007 --> 00:13:54,414
So, what are we gonna do today?

235
00:13:55,566 --> 00:13:58,469
- Aren't you gonna ask about your dad?
- What about him?

236
00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:01,801
Were we not at the same party
last night?

237
00:14:02,126 --> 00:14:05,901
Did you not notice when you finally came out
of the toilet that your father was gone?

238
00:14:07,215 --> 00:14:09,484
You know, now that you mention it...

239
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,444
Herpes Junior.

240
00:14:20,911 --> 00:14:22,886
Oh, look who's back.

241
00:14:23,054 --> 00:14:25,291
I'm not back.
Just came to get my stuff.

242
00:14:25,455 --> 00:14:27,113
You're really gonna milk this, huh?

243
00:14:27,279 --> 00:14:29,352
I'm not milking anything.
There is no milk.

244
00:14:29,518 --> 00:14:31,341
I'm moving in with Melissa
and her mother.

245
00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:33,543
Sounds like milk to me.

246
00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:36,806
I need to be someplace where
I'm appreciated...

247
00:14:36,975 --> 00:14:38,950
someplace where I, I'm nurtured
and loved.

248
00:14:45,807 --> 00:14:47,749
You're not taking me seriously, are you?

249
00:14:47,919 --> 00:14:50,439
Oh, come on, Alan.
You ain't going anywhere.

250
00:14:50,607 --> 00:14:54,469
You know it, I know it, the seagulls out
there crapping on my deck know it.

251
00:14:56,975 --> 00:14:59,211
"You think he'll be back?"

252
00:15:01,294 --> 00:15:02,887
"Oh, yeah."

253
00:15:07,119 --> 00:15:09,420
No, no. This is it.

254
00:15:09,582 --> 00:15:11,273
This is where I cut the cord.

255
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:15,429
Oh, man.

256
00:15:15,598 --> 00:15:18,981
I think David Copperfield
slipped me a roofie.

257
00:15:21,902 --> 00:15:24,455
I really appreciate
you taking me in like this.

258
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,859
We love you, Alan. We want you here.

259
00:15:27,022 --> 00:15:29,837
You're a good man
and you have a beautiful soul.

260
00:15:30,606 --> 00:15:34,119
It is beautiful, isn't it?
God forbid my family should notice.

261
00:15:34,286 --> 00:15:35,647
Damn, I knew I'd forget something.

262
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,061
- What'd you forget?
- My son.

263
00:15:39,631 --> 00:15:42,947
Well, that's no problem. We'll just move
Mom's hydroponic equipment...

264
00:15:43,119 --> 00:15:45,388
out of the garage
and make a bedroom for him.

265
00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:48,714
- Hydroponic equipment?
- Uh, I'm a bit of a horticulturist.

266
00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:50,861
A little herb garden.

267
00:15:51,599 --> 00:15:55,723
Ah, okay. Well, uh, just a heads-up,
I love my son and everything...

268
00:15:55,887 --> 00:15:58,734
but he hasn't quite gotten
to beautiful soul yet.

269
00:15:58,894 --> 00:16:00,782
He's more methane cloud.

270
00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:02,958
He's still one of God's flowers.

271
00:16:03,119 --> 00:16:06,250
All he needs is a little love,
ultraviolet light, potassium...

272
00:16:06,415 --> 00:16:08,651
and he'll grow into some
righteous chronic.

273
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,135
Quitting time.

274
00:16:37,935 --> 00:16:40,204
- What are you doing here?
- Watching TV.

275
00:16:41,071 --> 00:16:43,176
- Why didn't you go with your dad?
- Dad was here?

276
00:16:44,974 --> 00:16:48,619
Yeah, he came by to get his stuff
and I figured that included you.

277
00:16:48,783 --> 00:16:51,368
I'm not stuff, Uncle Charlie.
I'm a human being.

278
00:16:51,535 --> 00:16:52,877
Don't flatter yourself.

279
00:16:55,567 --> 00:16:57,728
And turn off the TV.
I'm taking you back to your mom's.

280
00:16:57,774 --> 00:16:59,269
Mom and Herb are in Mexico.

281
00:16:59,599 --> 00:17:01,322
- For how long?
- I don't know.

282
00:17:03,407 --> 00:17:05,741
Turn off the TV.
I'm taking you to Mexico.

283
00:17:06,702 --> 00:17:07,749
Can I drive?

284
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:15,403
- You all comfy, cozy?
- Uh-huh.

285
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:18,284
- Mom made you some hot chocolate.
- Oh, oh, thank you.

286
00:17:18,447 --> 00:17:21,578
Oh, and it's got those little marshmallows.
I love those.

287
00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:24,870
Good. I'm going to the market.
What would you like for dinner?

288
00:17:25,038 --> 00:17:27,111
Oh, gosh, I don't know.
What do you want?

289
00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:30,125
I want to please you.

290
00:17:33,134 --> 00:17:34,727
Really?

291
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,993
No one's ever said that to me before.

292
00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:40,846
- Get used to it.
- Heh.

293
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,728
I'll try.

294
00:17:43,342 --> 00:17:44,836
Now, what can I get for you?

295
00:17:45,006 --> 00:17:48,781
Um, well, you know the macaroni
that's shaped like little wagon wheels?

296
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:52,204
- I do.
- I like that with melted cheese.

297
00:17:52,526 --> 00:17:53,526
- You got it.
- Heh.

298
00:17:55,855 --> 00:17:58,408
Oh, uh, and maybe a couple
of those bottled wine spritzers?

299
00:17:58,575 --> 00:18:00,036
- Okeydoke.
- Ha, ha.

300
00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:05,606
I'm getting mac and spritzers.

301
00:18:05,774 --> 00:18:08,774
I'm getting mac and spritzers.

302
00:18:09,774 --> 00:18:12,524
Here you go, bright eyes.
I made you some banana bread.

303
00:18:12,686 --> 00:18:13,896
- Oh, really?
- Mm-hm.

304
00:18:14,062 --> 00:18:16,299
Banana bread? Oh, thank you.

305
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:19,212
Oh, man. Wow, it's still warm.

306
00:18:19,374 --> 00:18:20,618
Hmm, right out of the oven.

307
00:18:20,782 --> 00:18:23,532
Mm, hmm, oh, that's-
That's very unusual.

308
00:18:23,695 --> 00:18:26,444
Uh, I'm tasting bananas and,
uh, what is that, nutmeg?

309
00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:28,237
Nope.

310
00:18:29,678 --> 00:18:31,205
- Mm, good.
- You know what?

311
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:33,480
You might want to start
with half a piece.

312
00:18:41,198 --> 00:18:42,889
I can't believe it.

313
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:44,936
Believe what?

314
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,884
I think I miss him.

315
00:18:47,054 --> 00:18:48,581
Miss who?

316
00:18:51,471 --> 00:18:53,161
- Your father.
- Oh.

317
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,898
- What about you?
- What about me what?

318
00:18:59,342 --> 00:19:01,798
- Do you miss him?
- Who?

319
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,955
- Your father.
- Why? Where is he?

320
00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:18,979
Honey, they didn't have any spritzers,
so I got you 7UP and sangria.

321
00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:32,137
Alan?

322
00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:36,779
Oh, hey, baby. Have you tried
your mom's banana bread?

323
00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:53,932
- I'm back.
- I'm shocked.

324
00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,036
Hey, Alan?

325
00:20:00,302 --> 00:20:01,546
Yeah?

326
00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:02,950
Happy birthday.

327
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,316
Thank you.

328
00:20:09,006 --> 00:20:11,689
- Told you he'd be back.
- Who?