1
00:00:08,399 --> 00:00:11,367
- It's Mom.
- Say hi for me.
2
00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,662
Hi, Mom. Alan wants to talk to you.
3
00:00:18,799 --> 00:00:21,101
Hi, Mom. How was Dubai?
4
00:00:21,264 --> 00:00:23,817
Oh, good. I'm glad you met somebody.
5
00:00:24,367 --> 00:00:27,782
Yes, yes, they are a hairy people.
6
00:00:28,719 --> 00:00:31,469
Uh, yeah,
I don't need to know any more details...
7
00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:33,802
as long as he makes you happy.
8
00:00:34,992 --> 00:00:36,934
That's a detail, Mom.
9
00:00:37,743 --> 00:00:39,224
Oh, no. Don't worry about your house.
10
00:00:39,311 --> 00:00:41,645
I, uh, check on it every day
on my way home from work.
11
00:00:41,807 --> 00:00:43,847
Yeah, no, that's why I'm the good son.
12
00:00:45,616 --> 00:00:47,852
Well, uh, have fun with Hamid.
13
00:00:48,496 --> 00:00:50,863
That's another detail, Mom.
14
00:00:51,407 --> 00:00:53,098
Yeah, I'll, uh-I'll see you tomorrow.
15
00:00:53,263 --> 00:00:55,118
Okay. Bye-bye.
16
00:00:55,791 --> 00:00:57,551
You haven't been to her house once,
have you?
17
00:00:57,711 --> 00:00:59,948
I checked on it with Google Earth.
It's still there.
18
00:01:00,464 --> 00:01:02,569
At least the roof is, anyway.
19
00:01:02,736 --> 00:01:05,376
I'll just run over today
and pick up the newspapers and the mail...
20
00:01:05,424 --> 00:01:07,879
and, uh, replace the dead plants.
21
00:01:08,048 --> 00:01:09,968
- You don't think she'll notice new plants?
- No.
22
00:01:10,031 --> 00:01:12,300
She doesn't pay that much attention
to living things.
23
00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:13,863
Remember when she had the cockatoo?
24
00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:18,316
- Oh, yeah. Polly really wanted a cracker.
- Mm.
25
00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:21,311
Hey, listen, as long as
you're gonna be in Beverly Hills...
26
00:01:21,423 --> 00:01:23,311
you can drop my Mercedes off
for service.
27
00:01:23,471 --> 00:01:25,707
- Happy to do it.
- Hey, I don't wanna hear it.
28
00:01:25,871 --> 00:01:28,719
You and your kid live here rent-free.
I don't ask for much in return so-
29
00:01:28,879 --> 00:01:31,148
Charlie, Charlie. I said
I'm happy to do it.
30
00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,200
Oh.
31
00:01:34,351 --> 00:01:36,872
Damn. I was all set to bust your balls.
32
00:01:38,383 --> 00:01:39,463
Sorry to disappoint you.
33
00:01:40,271 --> 00:01:43,338
And just so we're clear, my car is cherry.
34
00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:46,471
So if you bang it, ding it, dent it
or even change the ass-print in the seat...
35
00:01:46,639 --> 00:01:50,284
just keep driving till you get to
Mexico, then bury yourself in the desert.
36
00:01:51,791 --> 00:01:56,101
I understand your concern,
and trust me, I will be very careful.
37
00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,010
You know,
you're taking all the fun out of this.
38
00:02:02,959 --> 00:02:07,269
Okay. "Get car serviced." Check.
39
00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,989
What's next?
40
00:02:10,896 --> 00:02:12,270
Oh. Nap time.
41
00:02:21,264 --> 00:02:22,758
Check.
42
00:02:59,183 --> 00:03:00,710
- What the hell are you doing?
Whoa!
43
00:03:04,495 --> 00:03:06,186
- You okay?
No.
44
00:03:06,351 --> 00:03:09,799
- I landed on my ass bone.
- Sack up. You'll be fine.
45
00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,970
Would you grab my sunglasses
while you're down there?
46
00:03:15,024 --> 00:03:18,504
"Recover sunglasses." Check.
47
00:03:18,671 --> 00:03:19,816
Here.
48
00:03:20,528 --> 00:03:21,528
Thanks.
49
00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,156
- So, what's so interesting over there?
- Nothing.
50
00:03:27,279 --> 00:03:28,279
Hey, you know the rule:
51
00:03:28,431 --> 00:03:31,300
If there's topless sunbathers,
you don't hang out and stare at them.
52
00:03:31,471 --> 00:03:33,097
You come get your Uncle Charlie.
53
00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,596
Nobody's topless.
54
00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:36,759
Oh.
55
00:03:36,911 --> 00:03:38,820
Then what are you looking at?
56
00:03:40,367 --> 00:03:43,302
Son of a bitch.
57
00:03:44,399 --> 00:03:45,414
Uncheck.
58
00:03:46,608 --> 00:03:49,226
- Just some new neighbors.
- New neighbors, huh?
59
00:03:49,391 --> 00:03:51,562
What's the deal?
They making s'mores on the barbecue?
60
00:03:51,983 --> 00:03:53,390
- No.
- Chicken?
61
00:03:53,839 --> 00:03:55,333
It has nothing to do with food.
62
00:03:56,143 --> 00:03:59,591
Oh, a girl. She cute?
63
00:03:59,759 --> 00:04:03,054
No, I'm hanging off the balcony
to look at a mutant.
64
00:04:04,559 --> 00:04:07,374
Don't get snippy.
I was just showing an interest.
65
00:04:07,535 --> 00:04:09,095
Why don't you go
and introduce yourself?
66
00:04:09,199 --> 00:04:11,588
- I can't do that. I'd look desperate.
- You are desperate.
67
00:04:13,488 --> 00:04:15,626
- Come on, we'll both go.
- Really?
68
00:04:15,791 --> 00:04:18,693
Ah, why not?
I got a little window before my next nap.
69
00:04:18,863 --> 00:04:20,357
Thanks.
- No problem.
70
00:04:21,455 --> 00:04:25,831
- What am I gonna say?
- I don't know. Try saying hello.
71
00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:28,236
"Hello"? That's all you got?
72
00:04:28,399 --> 00:04:30,952
That's all I got that you can use.
73
00:04:35,023 --> 00:04:36,998
I should've peed before we left.
74
00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:39,781
You've just got a nervous bladder.
75
00:04:39,951 --> 00:04:43,334
Wait till you turn 40. You'll feel like
you have to pee while you're still peeing.
76
00:04:45,999 --> 00:04:47,755
- You ready to do this?
- No.
77
00:04:47,919 --> 00:04:49,800
Oh, come on,
what's the worst that could happen?
78
00:04:49,871 --> 00:04:50,951
She laughs at me?
79
00:04:51,119 --> 00:04:53,389
Oh, that is so sweet.
80
00:04:54,991 --> 00:04:56,592
No, the worst thing that could happen...
81
00:04:56,688 --> 00:04:59,408
is she falls in love with you,
you get married, 10, 12 years later...
82
00:04:59,535 --> 00:05:02,666
she leaves you, takes all your stuff,
and you have to go live in your car.
83
00:05:03,599 --> 00:05:05,988
- Whoa.
- Yeah.
84
00:05:07,887 --> 00:05:10,026
What kind of car do you think I'll have?
85
00:05:14,928 --> 00:05:17,448
- Hello.
- Hi. I'm Charlie Harper. This is Jake.
86
00:05:17,615 --> 00:05:19,240
We live next door, right, Jake?
87
00:05:19,407 --> 00:05:21,895
- I'm Jake.
- Hi. I'm Celeste.
88
00:05:22,063 --> 00:05:23,721
I'm Jake.
89
00:05:24,335 --> 00:05:27,237
Honey, is that the cable guy?
- No, Dad. It's our neighbors.
90
00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:29,516
Jerome Burnett.
91
00:05:31,535 --> 00:05:32,997
Hi. Charlie Harper.
92
00:05:33,168 --> 00:05:35,950
This is my nephew. We just came by
to welcome you to the neighborhood.
93
00:05:36,111 --> 00:05:39,340
- Well, that was very nice of you.
- Yeah. Welcome to the neighborhood. Bye.
94
00:05:39,503 --> 00:05:41,194
Hang on, hang on.
95
00:05:41,359 --> 00:05:44,872
- Do you know who this man is?
- Yeah, her dad. Bye.
96
00:05:46,383 --> 00:05:50,311
This is Jerome Burnett,
one of the great NFL players of all time.
97
00:05:50,479 --> 00:05:52,040
You're very kind. Thank you.
98
00:05:52,815 --> 00:05:55,237
- You know what his nickname was, Jake?
- No.
99
00:05:55,407 --> 00:05:56,454
Tell him.
100
00:06:02,031 --> 00:06:03,624
Mad Dog.
101
00:06:06,479 --> 00:06:07,999
That's great. Can I use your bathroom?
102
00:06:08,847 --> 00:06:11,148
- Honey, show him where it is.
- Come on, Jake.
103
00:06:11,631 --> 00:06:14,216
Lady in the house, Jake.
Put the seat back down.
104
00:06:16,207 --> 00:06:18,574
- What have you been up to?
- Oh, still working for the Chargers.
105
00:06:18,735 --> 00:06:20,710
- You know, mostly front-office stuff.
- Really?
106
00:06:20,879 --> 00:06:22,984
So you probably have access
to tickets and such.
107
00:06:23,151 --> 00:06:26,696
- I do. Do you want me to hook you up?
- Oh, jeez. I don't want to impose.
108
00:06:26,863 --> 00:06:29,733
I just came by to say hello.
Can you get me a skybox?
109
00:06:32,655 --> 00:06:35,208
- I'll see what I can do.
- That'd be great.
110
00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:39,237
And I'm guessing if a player got injured,
you'd probably be one of the first to know.
111
00:06:39,408 --> 00:06:41,677
You know, even before the, uh-
What do you call them?
112
00:06:41,839 --> 00:06:42,839
- Bookies?
113
00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:46,313
Don't push it, Charlie.
114
00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,643
Hey, Dad, would it be all right
if Jake and I take a walk on the beach?
115
00:06:49,807 --> 00:06:53,320
- Well, sure. Why not?
- Thanks. See you later.
116
00:06:58,127 --> 00:07:00,200
Isn't that nice?
117
00:07:00,943 --> 00:07:05,253
That boy touches my daughter,
I'm gonna be touching you.
118
00:07:07,503 --> 00:07:09,029
Understood. Ahem.
119
00:07:09,199 --> 00:07:11,239
Can I use your bathroom?
120
00:07:14,959 --> 00:07:18,025
- Here you go, Mr. Harper.
- Oh. Oh, thank you.
121
00:07:18,191 --> 00:07:21,158
Mm. Cappuccino.
122
00:07:22,959 --> 00:07:25,643
Wonder what they're serving
at the domestic dealerships.
123
00:07:26,127 --> 00:07:27,621
They do take good care of you here.
124
00:07:27,791 --> 00:07:30,311
Of course, they ought to,
considering what we paid for our cars.
125
00:07:30,479 --> 00:07:34,189
- Oh, yeah. They are expensive.
- Is that your CL65 outside?
126
00:07:34,863 --> 00:07:38,540
Uh, yes, it is mine.
127
00:07:39,631 --> 00:07:40,631
How do you like it?
128
00:07:41,039 --> 00:07:43,941
Pfft, what's not to like?
Does everything but trim your toenails.
129
00:07:45,263 --> 00:07:47,504
Or maybe it does
and I just haven't found the button yet.
130
00:07:49,935 --> 00:07:51,462
Not that I need to trim my toenails.
131
00:07:52,687 --> 00:07:54,312
Did them last night.
132
00:07:54,479 --> 00:07:55,479
Over the tub.
133
00:07:55,631 --> 00:07:57,486
Clip, ping. Clip, ping.
134
00:08:00,943 --> 00:08:01,943
Diane.
135
00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:03,884
Oh, Alan.
136
00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:07,814
- So you live around here, Alan?
- Uh, no, I live, uh, by the beach.
137
00:08:07,983 --> 00:08:10,022
- Santa Monica?
- Uh, Malibu.
138
00:08:10,191 --> 00:08:11,947
Ooh, Malibu.
139
00:08:13,679 --> 00:08:16,330
Yep. Malibu.
140
00:08:17,295 --> 00:08:19,913
Yeah, uh, we just call it the Boo.
141
00:08:22,607 --> 00:08:25,738
You know, like,
"Hey, how are things down at the Boo?"
142
00:08:26,831 --> 00:08:30,180
- Mr. Harper, your car is ready.
- Oh, uh, thank you. I'll, uh, be right there.
143
00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:35,402
Well, uh, looks like I'm all done here.
Guess I'll, uh, head back to the Boo.
144
00:08:35,567 --> 00:08:37,902
Don't rub it in.
They told me I'd be here all day.
145
00:08:38,319 --> 00:08:40,872
- Oh, that's terrible.
- And I'm starving.
146
00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:44,748
Oh, well, they have, uh, little croissants
and the, uh, chocolate-chip cookies.
147
00:08:47,279 --> 00:08:48,872
Or, uh...
148
00:08:49,039 --> 00:08:51,014
maybe I could take you out
for a nice lunch.
149
00:08:51,727 --> 00:08:54,328
- That would be lovely, Alan. Thank you.
- Oh, terrific. Let's go.
150
00:08:57,071 --> 00:08:58,598
This never happened with the Volvo.
151
00:09:10,031 --> 00:09:11,241
It's 5:00.
152
00:09:11,791 --> 00:09:14,791
Thanks.
I almost slept through happy hour.
153
00:09:15,407 --> 00:09:16,552
Where's my little girl?
154
00:09:16,719 --> 00:09:19,021
- They're not back yet?
- Why else would I be here?
155
00:09:19,503 --> 00:09:20,997
Honestly, I was thinking happy hour.
156
00:09:23,279 --> 00:09:25,384
Let me give Jake a call,
see what's keeping them.
157
00:09:25,551 --> 00:09:26,827
Yeah, you do that.
158
00:09:27,791 --> 00:09:30,791
- Did you try calling your daughter?
- She left her cell phone at the house.
159
00:09:32,047 --> 00:09:33,389
Kids, huh?
160
00:09:34,511 --> 00:09:35,721
It's ringing.
161
00:09:35,887 --> 00:09:38,222
Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up
162
00:09:38,383 --> 00:09:41,033
Yo, bitch, I'll slap you up
163
00:09:41,199 --> 00:09:43,403
Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up
164
00:09:43,823 --> 00:09:46,922
Oh, that's unfortunate on so many levels.
165
00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,909
The way you do to everything
166
00:09:49,071 --> 00:09:50,281
Put my gun inside your mouth
167
00:09:50,447 --> 00:09:52,935
Got a .45 Magnum
Wanna do it...
168
00:09:55,311 --> 00:09:57,416
Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up
169
00:09:57,583 --> 00:09:59,786
Yo, bitch, I'll slap you up
170
00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:02,220
Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up
171
00:10:02,383 --> 00:10:05,382
Yo, bitch, I'll slap you up
172
00:10:09,583 --> 00:10:12,038
I'm talking to you, bitch
173
00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:16,998
Check it
You my dream, like chocolate cream
174
00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:19,785
Girl next door make you hornier...
175
00:10:21,903 --> 00:10:23,910
Last all night
It's better than the fight
176
00:10:24,079 --> 00:10:26,151
Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up
177
00:10:26,319 --> 00:10:28,588
Yo, bitch, I'll slap you up
178
00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:30,790
Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up
179
00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:33,348
Yo, bitch, I'll slap you up
180
00:10:33,519 --> 00:10:35,853
Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up
181
00:10:36,015 --> 00:10:38,120
Yo, bitch, I'll slap you up
182
00:10:38,287 --> 00:10:40,524
Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up
183
00:10:40,687 --> 00:10:42,956
Yo, bitch, I'll slap you up
184
00:10:43,119 --> 00:10:45,540
Yo, bitch, I'm gonna slap you up
185
00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,948
Yo, bitch, I'll slap you up
186
00:10:52,207 --> 00:10:54,149
This is just my pied-à-terre.
DIANE: Oh.
187
00:10:54,318 --> 00:10:56,391
I spend most of my time
out at the beach house.
188
00:10:56,559 --> 00:10:58,279
Looks like you haven't been here
in a while.
189
00:10:58,351 --> 00:10:59,496
Oh, just two weeks.
190
00:10:59,663 --> 00:11:01,997
Don't you have someone
to come in and water your plants?
191
00:11:02,159 --> 00:11:04,133
Uh, I do, but he's incredibly unreliable.
192
00:11:05,711 --> 00:11:07,467
- My brother.
- Oh.
193
00:11:07,631 --> 00:11:09,540
Bit of a mooch.
194
00:11:09,839 --> 00:11:13,516
So now that we're here,
what do you wanna do?
195
00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:17,192
Uh, gee, I don't know, uh-
196
00:11:17,839 --> 00:11:20,173
Oh. Well, that's an option.
197
00:11:25,103 --> 00:11:26,103
Oh.
198
00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:30,152
Oh, excuse me.
199
00:11:31,535 --> 00:11:33,095
Uh, Alan Harper speaking.
200
00:11:33,263 --> 00:11:36,165
I know who's speaking, you dillweed.
201
00:11:36,335 --> 00:11:38,571
We got a problem here.
202
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,117
Oh, really? Heh, heh.
203
00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:45,133
It's the mooch at the Boo.
204
00:11:46,703 --> 00:11:50,860
So, uh, what's the problem?
Not the wine cellar again, is it?
205
00:11:51,727 --> 00:11:54,574
What the hell are you talking about,
you gibbering moron?
206
00:11:54,735 --> 00:11:56,710
Oh, good, good.
207
00:11:59,055 --> 00:12:01,738
Listen to me,
your idiot son's about to get me killed.
208
00:12:03,247 --> 00:12:05,189
Oh, so he's okay?
209
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:08,424
He's great. Probably having the time
of his life. I'm the one in trouble.
210
00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:11,907
Uh, well, uh, I trust
you to take care of it.
211
00:12:12,078 --> 00:12:15,144
Thanks for the update.
Take a bottle of Pinot for yourself.
212
00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:17,933
Alan.
213
00:12:21,295 --> 00:12:22,724
Oh.
214
00:12:25,039 --> 00:12:27,046
God. I thought there was an eclipse.
215
00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:30,381
Excuse me,
I need to go to the bathroom again.
216
00:12:46,542 --> 00:12:49,706
Oh, I knew it. You're married.
217
00:12:50,287 --> 00:12:53,832
Oh, no, no, no. I'm not married.
This is, uh, this is just, uh, a-
218
00:12:53,999 --> 00:12:55,788
A silk evening gown.
219
00:12:56,494 --> 00:12:58,382
Actually, I think it's chiffon.
220
00:12:59,055 --> 00:13:01,456
- Men are all the same.
- No, no, no. Wait. Diane, Diane. Uh-
221
00:13:02,606 --> 00:13:05,192
You've got the wrong idea.
There's something you don't know.
222
00:13:05,359 --> 00:13:06,853
- You're gay?
- No.
223
00:13:07,023 --> 00:13:08,383
- You're a cross-dresser?
- No, uh-
224
00:13:08,462 --> 00:13:10,567
Because, you know,
I could really get into that.
225
00:13:11,279 --> 00:13:12,653
Yes.
226
00:13:14,734 --> 00:13:17,484
I am a big old cross-dresser.
227
00:13:19,823 --> 00:13:23,020
Sorry it took so long.
Had a little accident. Ahem.
228
00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:25,125
Come on, you and me
are gonna go find those kids.
229
00:13:25,294 --> 00:13:26,407
Jerome. Jerome, hang on.
230
00:13:26,575 --> 00:13:28,101
- What?
- Oh.
231
00:13:29,711 --> 00:13:30,711
Still pretty nimble.
232
00:13:33,391 --> 00:13:36,554
Let's sit down, take a deep breath
and talk this through for a minute.
233
00:13:38,159 --> 00:13:39,369
Come on, big fella.
234
00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:42,377
Please?
235
00:13:44,238 --> 00:13:46,213
Make it quick.
236
00:13:46,383 --> 00:13:48,008
Okay, here's the deal.
237
00:13:48,782 --> 00:13:52,165
Jake is harmless.
You don't have a thing to worry about.
238
00:13:52,335 --> 00:13:54,342
Unless your daughter
is made out of doughnuts.
239
00:13:57,039 --> 00:13:59,373
Which I'm assuming she's not.
240
00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:03,853
Look, Celeste is all I've got. You don't
know what it's like being a single father.
241
00:14:04,206 --> 00:14:06,029
You're right, I don't.
242
00:14:06,191 --> 00:14:09,769
But I do know what it's like
to exploit women with daddy issues.
243
00:14:10,607 --> 00:14:12,134
What the hell are you talking about?
244
00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:15,535
Believe me, if you don't trust your
daughter to make her own decisions...
245
00:14:15,566 --> 00:14:18,287
if you try to control her life,
she's gonna grow up to resent you.
246
00:14:18,735 --> 00:14:21,037
And the next thing you know,
she'll be trying to punish you...
247
00:14:21,199 --> 00:14:24,941
by going out with some
weaselly little con artist like, well, me.
248
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:29,230
And you can't kill us all.
249
00:14:31,055 --> 00:14:32,997
I can try.
250
00:14:35,118 --> 00:14:36,973
Okay, let me start again.
251
00:14:38,606 --> 00:14:41,127
Are you sure this is what you want?
252
00:14:41,327 --> 00:14:46,149
Yeah, baby.
It's always been one of my fantasies.
253
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,261
Okay. Just a little heads-up...
254
00:14:48,431 --> 00:14:50,918
I'm wearing the panties,
but I'm not bikini-safe.
255
00:14:51,086 --> 00:14:54,283
Ugh, my ass looks huge in this.
256
00:14:57,775 --> 00:14:58,775
Diane?
257
00:15:04,174 --> 00:15:06,346
Oh, no. Oh, no.
258
00:15:06,511 --> 00:15:08,998
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
259
00:15:10,607 --> 00:15:11,621
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
260
00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:13,482
Oh, no.
261
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,030
Not bad.
262
00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:23,341
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
263
00:15:26,799 --> 00:15:29,003
Yes. Yes. My car has been stolen.
264
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:32,036
Yes, just now. If you hurry, you can ca-
265
00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:33,896
Sure, I'll hold.
266
00:15:34,798 --> 00:15:37,133
Why am I not surprised?
267
00:15:39,631 --> 00:15:42,533
Did it have to be my red chiffon?
268
00:15:49,423 --> 00:15:51,114
Then, after I blew out my knee...
269
00:15:51,278 --> 00:15:53,417
my wife left me.
270
00:15:53,582 --> 00:15:55,273
Oh, man. I'm sorry.
271
00:15:55,439 --> 00:15:57,773
For a place kicker.
272
00:15:59,246 --> 00:16:05,062
- Ooh, insult to injury.
- A little tiny dude from Serbia.
273
00:16:05,870 --> 00:16:09,034
Not a single vowel in his entire name.
274
00:16:10,607 --> 00:16:13,258
Oh, yeah, Grl Zrbnck.
275
00:16:14,414 --> 00:16:17,000
That guy could sure split the uprights.
276
00:16:17,902 --> 00:16:20,269
In a football manner of speaking.
277
00:16:21,615 --> 00:16:23,786
And ever since then,
it's just been me and Celeste.
278
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,030
Sure, sure.
279
00:16:25,199 --> 00:16:27,839
I don't know what I'd do
if anything ever happened to her, Charlie.
280
00:16:29,262 --> 00:16:30,407
I'd go crazy.
281
00:16:31,342 --> 00:16:34,059
I'd go crazy just thinking about it.
282
00:16:40,238 --> 00:16:43,435
Well, then, for God's sake,
don't think about it.
283
00:16:44,078 --> 00:16:47,340
Come on. Come on. Let's get you home.
284
00:16:47,502 --> 00:16:50,917
- Thanks, Charlie. You're okay.
- No problem.
285
00:16:51,086 --> 00:16:55,593
You just kick back and relax. And when
Celeste walks through that door...
286
00:16:55,759 --> 00:16:57,897
all you gotta do
is act like nothing's happened.
287
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:01,896
- You think something happened?
- No, no, no. Nothing happened.
288
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,688
Which is why it's not really acting.
289
00:17:03,855 --> 00:17:05,993
And it'll show your daughter
that you trust her.
290
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:10,317
- Okay, I'll give it a shot.
- You won't be sorry, I promise.
291
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,863
Okay.
292
00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:13,225
Hey, come over to the house.
293
00:17:13,391 --> 00:17:15,871
I got a couple of tickets for Sunday's game
I wanna lay on you.
294
00:17:16,431 --> 00:17:20,293
Oh, you don't have to do that.
I'll just grab my keys. Okay, let's go.
295
00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:26,087
What ever happened to the guy
you tackled in the Tampa Bay game?
296
00:17:26,158 --> 00:17:28,263
Uh, Robinson. He's walking again.
297
00:17:30,766 --> 00:17:31,944
Celeste?
298
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:33,833
Oh. Hi, Dad.
299
00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:38,508
Hey, Mr. Mad Dog.
300
00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:44,548
Am I gonna be walking again?
301
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:51,758
Listen, Jake.
302
00:17:53,102 --> 00:17:56,615
I'm real proud that you stepped up
and got a little action tonight...
303
00:17:56,782 --> 00:17:59,019
- but I gotta ask you something.
- What?
304
00:17:59,183 --> 00:18:01,452
Are you out of your freaking mind?
305
00:18:02,607 --> 00:18:04,712
I'm sorry. We just lost track of time.
306
00:18:04,879 --> 00:18:07,977
Yeah, well, thanks to you, I gotta change
my shorts for the second time today.
307
00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:12,554
There's my phone.
308
00:18:13,679 --> 00:18:15,337
- Who are you calling?
- Celeste.
309
00:18:15,503 --> 00:18:17,772
No, no, no. Cool it with Celeste.
310
00:18:18,895 --> 00:18:20,237
And change your ringtone.
311
00:18:22,798 --> 00:18:24,292
Ah, now what?
312
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,437
I'll be with you in a minute.
313
00:18:39,438 --> 00:18:43,017
Jake, go to your room.
No matter what you hear, do not come out.
314
00:18:43,758 --> 00:18:44,870
- What?
- Just go.
315
00:18:52,046 --> 00:18:54,250
Look, I spoke to the kid.
316
00:18:54,415 --> 00:18:56,684
He's not gonna bother
your daughter anymore.
317
00:18:56,846 --> 00:18:58,853
So whatever you gotta do, do it to me.
318
00:19:00,078 --> 00:19:02,217
I'm sorry, buddy.
319
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:06,605
- I overreacted.
- Okay.
320
00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:08,293
Celeste told me everything.
321
00:19:08,462 --> 00:19:11,778
She told me your boy was a gentleman
and that she wanted to kiss him.
322
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:13,357
She wanted to kiss him?
323
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,134
You may have bigger problems
than you thought.
324
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:20,452
Hey, here's two tickets for the game.
325
00:19:20,623 --> 00:19:23,110
You take Jake, I'll bring Celeste.
We'll make a day of it.
326
00:19:23,278 --> 00:19:25,133
Thanks. That's great.
327
00:19:25,614 --> 00:19:27,753
- Excuse me.
- Sorry.
328
00:19:37,807 --> 00:19:40,457
Okay. Well, see you Sunday.
329
00:19:44,814 --> 00:19:47,236
Alan, where's my car?
330
00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:51,179
Why are you wearing a dress? Alan?
331
00:19:52,494 --> 00:19:54,731
Why aren't you in Mexico?