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It's hard to believe after all these years,
we've got a new stepdad.
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I give it six months.
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Come on, we like Teddy.
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That's why I'm only giving it six months.
I'm rooting for him.
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Still, you have to admit,
it was a beautiful ceremony.
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The bride and groom, the sun setting.
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The dead butterflies.
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Remind me to call the butterfly people
first thing Monday.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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We don't eat from the cake
until we cut the cake.
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But I'm still hungry.
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Have some cheese.
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Have we cut the cheese?
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Get it?
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Hey, stepbrother.
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Change your mind
about wanting to marry me?
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Not at all.
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Wanna go upstairs and get a head start
on our honeymoon?
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You keep rubbing against me...
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...I'll be able to catch my
mom's garter without my hands.
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- Charlie.
- What?
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At your mother's wedding?
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Yeah.
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I ain't cleaning it up.
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Boy, this is pretty kinky.
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Kinky good or kinky bad?
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There's a kinky bad?
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Watch your elbow.
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That's not my elbow.
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Charlie.
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It's not that either.
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Daddy?
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This is awkward.
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Daddy, are you okay?
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- What's wrong with him?
- I don't know.
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Well?
38
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This might be a mood breaker.
39
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So are you a friend of the bride
or the groom?
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Well, the bride is my mother, so...
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The groom.
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Hey, how do you like my house?
43
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Oh, it's beautiful.
44
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- Alan, I have to talk to you.
- Go away. I've got a shot here.
45
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No, you don't.
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- Come upstairs with me.
- Why?
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Just come on.
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Be right back.
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Friend of the bride
or friend of the groom?
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Friend of mine.
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Oh, my God.
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Is he...?
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As a doorknob.
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- Doorbell?
- Doornail.
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He's dead.
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I can't believe he's gone.
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Courtney, I'm so sorry.
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So he was just lying there
with his pants down?
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Apparently somebody was giving him
a very special wedding present.
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- Mom?
- I don't think so.
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She's downstairs
acting as if nothing happened.
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And more importantly,
she married the guy.
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Why would she bother?
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Your mother's looking for you guys.
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What's going on?
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Teddy's dead.
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Yeah, that's a stiffy.
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We have got a real problem here.
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What do you mean "we"?
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Oh, this is just gonna suck.
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Thank you, thank you. Now, this
next song you may remember...
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...from the hit movie Ghost.
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Mom?
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Mom, we gotta talk to you.
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What?
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It's about Teddy.
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Where is he?
This is supposed to be a duet.
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Yeah, well, from now on, I'm afraid
you're gonna be working alone.
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You son of a bitch.
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So you weren't the one who was...?
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Of course not.
I already married the man.
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I just can't believe he'd cheat on me
on our wedding day.
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Excuse me,
my father is lying here dead.
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With his pants around his ankles
and lipstick on his hoo-hoo.
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Oh, my, what happened in here?
86
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Berta, my husband is dead.
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As a doornail.
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Has anybody called the cops?
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You might wanna consider it...
90
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...because you only got a limited window
before he starts stinking up the joint.
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I'll make the calls.
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- No, Mom, you don't have to.
- Yes, I do.
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I'm his wife.
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Now, please, would you all just
give me a moment alone with him?
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- Of course.
- Sure, Mom.
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So who do you suppose
was smoking Teddy's sausage?
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Berta, that is my father in there.
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Okay.
99
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So who do you suppose
was smoking your father's sausage?
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Oh, Teddy.
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My dear, dear Teddy.
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Hello.
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This is Evelyn Harper Leopold.
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I booked my honeymoon with you.
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Yes.
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Two business-class tickets to Paris.
107
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I need to exchange them
for one first-class ticket to Fiji.
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Sure, I'll hold.
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This is a crime scene,
so you're just gonna have to be patient.
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We'll need statements from
each of you before you can leave.
111
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Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is that
there's a lesson to be learned here.
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Life is precious and no one really knows
how long we've got.
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So it's important to be grateful
for each day.
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So if they're not gonna cut the cake,
can I have some now?
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Aren't you full?
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No.
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Take a look at his pants.
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The belt is buckled on an unworn hole.
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Someone re-dressed him.
120
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Any of you touch the body?
121
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Interesting.
122
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We've got some peri-mortem
ecchymosis on the posterior occiput.
123
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That means a bruise
on the back of the head.
124
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And yet you still couldn't get
into medical school.
125
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So much for time of death.
126
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Looks like our boy here had some
sexual activity before he bought it.
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Hit the light.
I'm gonna check for semen.
128
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My God.
129
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It's like a Jackson Pollock painting.
130
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The ceiling fan's actually a cute story.
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- Coffee?
- Thanks.
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- So Mr. Harper...
- Call me Charlie.
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- And you are?
- Interested in how you found the body.
134
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Oh, right to it, huh?
135
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Okay, well, what have you heard?
136
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That's not how we do this.
137
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You tell me what happened.
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All right.
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I went upstairs to use the bathroom
and there he was.
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Oh, no.
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Teddy.
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So you're saying you were alone
when you found him?
143
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Well, technically aren't we all alone?
144
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You know, I'm finding that tank top
awfully distracting.
145
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Is that police issue?
146
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Mr. Harper, are you aware...
147
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...that making a false statement
to the police is a crime?
148
00:10:01,803 --> 00:10:02,964
Slap-on-the-wrist crime...
149
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...or pack-my-bags-and-tape-my-butt-shut
crime?
150
00:10:08,844 --> 00:10:12,243
Hey, I like it when it's gift-wrapped.
151
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Okay, okay, I wasn't alone.
I was with Courtney.
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- Why'd you lie?
- Oh, come on.
153
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I was trying to nail my stepsister
at my mother's wedding.
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Lying seemed the classy way to go.
155
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Did you touch the body?
156
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I was all over her body.
157
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Oh, you mean Teddy?
158
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No, no, no.
Not after I knew he was there.
159
00:10:38,643 --> 00:10:40,684
Who do you suppose
pulled up his pants?
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Are you thinking whoever pulled
them up is the one who killed him?
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It's crossed our minds.
162
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Oh, gee,
I don't wanna implicate anybody.
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Right now,
the only one implicated is you.
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Talk to my mother.
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What is that? Nondairy creamer?
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Just take me to the green mile
and be done with it.
167
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,283
That's all we've got.
168
00:11:02,443 --> 00:11:06,324
Please, this place is crawling with cops.
One of them can't make a Starbucks run?
169
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,763
- Mrs. Harper...
- Mrs. Leopold.
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00:11:10,923 --> 00:11:12,484
Mrs. Leopold.
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00:11:12,644 --> 00:11:16,123
Did you touch your husband's body
before the police arrived?
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00:11:16,283 --> 00:11:18,043
All right, yes, I pulled up his pants.
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- Why?
- Because it was embarrassing.
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There was lipstick on his hoo-hoo.
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00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,483
- Your lipstick?
- Oh, God, no.
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00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,724
I'd rather drink your coffee.
177
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,443
So he was with another woman?
178
00:11:31,883 --> 00:11:33,403
Not necessarily.
179
00:11:33,563 --> 00:11:36,843
Do you have another theory
for where the lipstick came from?
180
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,283
Have you ruled out clowns?
181
00:11:45,243 --> 00:11:48,284
You should check
for really big footprints.
182
00:11:51,724 --> 00:11:54,003
Okay, he was with another woman.
183
00:11:54,683 --> 00:11:58,284
- I imagine that made you pretty angry.
- I don't get angry. I get even.
184
00:12:01,523 --> 00:12:03,244
I mean, what are you insinuating?
185
00:12:03,403 --> 00:12:06,283
I'm insinuating that maybe
you caught him in the act.
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00:12:11,803 --> 00:12:15,164
- Evie.
- You cheating bastard.
187
00:12:15,323 --> 00:12:16,923
Evie, I can explain.
188
00:12:19,123 --> 00:12:21,123
Evie, I can explain.
189
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:22,923
I can explain.
190
00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:34,764
And Paris for two becomes Fiji for one.
191
00:12:35,803 --> 00:12:37,323
We checked your phone records.
192
00:12:37,963 --> 00:12:39,724
Listen, let me tell you something.
193
00:12:39,883 --> 00:12:41,484
I loved that man and he loved me.
194
00:12:41,644 --> 00:12:44,403
In fact, he loved me so much,
he didn't even ask for a prenup.
195
00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:47,124
And believe me, he's got money.
Big money.
196
00:12:48,683 --> 00:12:52,563
Well, we don't have to look very hard
to find a motive for you, do we?
197
00:12:58,963 --> 00:13:02,283
I'm warning you,
coffee tends to shoot through me.
198
00:13:02,603 --> 00:13:06,363
So if you've got a cavity search
planned, you better do it pretty quick.
199
00:13:08,763 --> 00:13:10,603
We don't need to do a cavity search.
200
00:13:10,763 --> 00:13:12,764
Can I request one?
201
00:13:15,723 --> 00:13:17,483
What do you know
about Teddy Leopold?
202
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,203
I know he was hot for me.
203
00:13:20,523 --> 00:13:22,084
He was always flirting.
204
00:13:22,243 --> 00:13:25,163
Berta, this is mom's boyfriend, Teddy.
Teddy, my housekeeper Berta.
205
00:13:25,643 --> 00:13:29,003
- A pleasure.
- It could be if you play your cards right.
206
00:13:36,243 --> 00:13:37,603
You can't blame him.
207
00:13:37,763 --> 00:13:41,483
You gotta figure that boinking Evelyn
is like riding a bicycle over train tracks.
208
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:47,163
You'll get where you're going,
but you're gonna feel every bump.
209
00:13:50,923 --> 00:13:53,643
- How's the hot chocolate?
- Good. I like the powdered stuff...
210
00:13:53,803 --> 00:13:57,323
...because there's always something
to chew on when you get to the bottom.
211
00:14:03,483 --> 00:14:04,843
- You got any donuts?
- Nope.
212
00:14:05,003 --> 00:14:06,043
- Danish?
- Nope.
213
00:14:06,203 --> 00:14:07,283
Pie?
214
00:14:08,243 --> 00:14:10,364
Look, Jake, what I wanna know is...
215
00:14:10,523 --> 00:14:12,763
...were you in your uncle's room
at any time today?
216
00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:15,083
- No, I never go in my uncle's room.
- Why not?
217
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,123
Because all the skin mags
are in my dad's room.
218
00:14:20,523 --> 00:14:24,123
Okay, let me just start out by saying
I know about the illegal left-turn ticket.
219
00:14:24,283 --> 00:14:26,363
And I've been meaning
to take care of it...
220
00:14:26,523 --> 00:14:29,683
...but, you know, business has been
slow, and bills just keep coming.
221
00:14:29,843 --> 00:14:31,763
Of course I don't have to tell you that.
222
00:14:31,923 --> 00:14:33,843
Our law enforcement personnel
are underpaid.
223
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,843
Thank you for the coffee, by the way.
224
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:40,523
Cops and truck drivers, you know
your coffee. Am I going to jail?
225
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,163
Tell me about you
and Teddy Leopold.
226
00:14:45,323 --> 00:14:47,403
Oh, I loved Teddy.
He was like a father to me.
227
00:14:47,563 --> 00:14:48,883
- Is that so?
- Yeah, yeah.
228
00:14:49,043 --> 00:14:51,883
He took me to Vegas,
brought me a hooker.
229
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,603
Would any of you gentlemen
like a date?
230
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,203
Sorry, doll, I'm taken.
231
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,243
But I wouldn't mind
footing the bill for my two boys here.
232
00:14:59,643 --> 00:15:01,083
Hi, I'm Amber.
233
00:15:01,242 --> 00:15:02,283
I'm Tiffany.
234
00:15:05,163 --> 00:15:06,963
- Thanks, Daddy.
- Thanks, Daddy.
235
00:15:08,523 --> 00:15:09,523
A hooker?
236
00:15:10,283 --> 00:15:11,403
And gelato.
237
00:15:11,843 --> 00:15:14,803
- You got my blessing, Teddy.
- Shut up and eat your gelato.
238
00:15:15,603 --> 00:15:17,603
So you were happy
he married your mother?
239
00:15:17,803 --> 00:15:19,202
Are you kidding? I was thrilled.
240
00:15:19,363 --> 00:15:21,883
I planned the wedding.
And it went great.
241
00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:24,323
The reception not so much.
242
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,603
Why, what happened?
243
00:15:27,283 --> 00:15:29,003
The groom died.
244
00:15:30,923 --> 00:15:32,563
Remember?
245
00:15:35,883 --> 00:15:37,883
Do you need to write that down?
246
00:15:39,362 --> 00:15:41,163
Any idea
who might have wanted him dead?
247
00:15:41,323 --> 00:15:43,323
No, no, everybody loved Teddy.
248
00:15:43,482 --> 00:15:44,923
And he was so good to my mom.
249
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:47,083
It's a shame
she has to bury another husband.
250
00:15:47,643 --> 00:15:48,683
Another husband?
251
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:52,523
Yeah, well, she's, you know,
had a bit of bad luck...
252
00:15:52,683 --> 00:15:54,603
...in the dead spouse department.
253
00:15:56,483 --> 00:15:59,363
Not that you can have good luck
in the dead spouse department.
254
00:15:59,522 --> 00:16:01,403
Can I have some more coffee?
255
00:16:02,363 --> 00:16:03,883
Who ratted me out? Was it Alan?
256
00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:05,043
Oh, it doesn't matter.
257
00:16:05,203 --> 00:16:08,683
Either one of them would throw me
under a bus for an Eskimo Pie.
258
00:16:09,603 --> 00:16:11,883
We'd just like to know
about your late husbands.
259
00:16:12,643 --> 00:16:15,243
All right. There's not much to tell.
260
00:16:15,403 --> 00:16:17,803
Charlie and Alan's father
died of food poisoning.
261
00:16:17,963 --> 00:16:19,163
Where'd he get the food?
262
00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:22,523
I was a young bride.
I was just learning to cook.
263
00:16:22,683 --> 00:16:26,163
And nobody told me
you don't keep fish in a drawer.
264
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,323
All right, what about the others?
265
00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:31,843
Oh, the usual.
266
00:16:32,003 --> 00:16:35,403
Couple of heart attacks,
a bathtub electrocution.
267
00:16:37,403 --> 00:16:38,843
Why are you grilling me?
268
00:16:39,003 --> 00:16:41,803
I'm not the one who was
fighting with him over money.
269
00:16:41,963 --> 00:16:43,243
Who was?
270
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,083
I don't understand
why you won't help.
271
00:16:45,243 --> 00:16:48,043
We've been through this.
I'm not gonna keep bailing you out.
272
00:16:48,202 --> 00:16:50,203
- But, Daddy, l...
- Don't "But Daddy" me.
273
00:16:50,363 --> 00:16:51,922
What am I to do?
Live on the street?
274
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,962
You're supposed to live
within your means.
275
00:16:54,843 --> 00:16:56,683
I want a lawyer.
276
00:17:00,523 --> 00:17:02,322
Tall soy latte, no foam.
277
00:17:02,482 --> 00:17:04,843
Grandmommy
can't drink this cop swill anymore.
278
00:17:05,003 --> 00:17:08,242
- Mom, they told us to wait here.
- Well, that's why I'm sending Jake.
279
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:10,442
Think of it as job training, dear.
280
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:12,762
Hi, Charlie.
281
00:17:12,923 --> 00:17:14,122
Hey, Charlie.
282
00:17:14,282 --> 00:17:16,042
Hi, Charlie.
283
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,083
Hi, Alan.
284
00:17:20,842 --> 00:17:22,523
I'm not the one
who's got a husband...
285
00:17:22,683 --> 00:17:25,483
...with someone else's lipstick
on his dipstick.
286
00:17:26,443 --> 00:17:27,603
Has anybody seen Courtney?
287
00:17:27,763 --> 00:17:29,323
She's talking to her attorney.
288
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,803
Why does she need an attorney?
289
00:17:30,963 --> 00:17:34,643
GC mass spec analysis revealed
that the lipstick pigment on the body...
290
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:37,123
...matches lipstick she was wearing.
- Wait.
291
00:17:37,283 --> 00:17:39,922
- Courtney with her own father?
- Not according to their DNA.
292
00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,842
- They're not even related.
- What?
293
00:17:42,003 --> 00:17:44,162
- You're kidding.
- They're con artists, grifters.
294
00:17:44,322 --> 00:17:45,843
Wanted in half a dozen states.
295
00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:49,963
His real name is Nathan Krunk
and she is Sylvia Fishman.
296
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,643
That can't be right.
297
00:17:52,802 --> 00:17:54,123
I was gonna marry her.
298
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:55,883
- What?
- What?
299
00:17:57,403 --> 00:18:00,523
We were gonna surprise you,
but I guess that ship has sailed.
300
00:18:01,562 --> 00:18:03,242
They've got a record of marital fraud.
301
00:18:03,403 --> 00:18:05,603
They pick out marks
with more money than brains...
302
00:18:05,763 --> 00:18:08,083
...and then take them down the aisle.
303
00:18:08,243 --> 00:18:10,283
You're just gonna
turn your back on me?
304
00:18:10,443 --> 00:18:12,883
- Don't be such a drama queen.
- You know what, forget it.
305
00:18:13,043 --> 00:18:15,162
- I'm out of here.
- Courtney, don't be like that.
306
00:18:15,883 --> 00:18:18,042
But I don't understand.
307
00:18:18,202 --> 00:18:21,042
Teddy didn't need money.
He was a very wealthy man.
308
00:18:21,202 --> 00:18:24,882
And I practically had to force Courtney
to take my $50,000.
309
00:18:33,043 --> 00:18:34,403
But what about his lifestyle?
310
00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:36,562
The private jet, the trips to Vegas?
311
00:18:36,722 --> 00:18:38,322
Bad checks, stolen credit cards.
312
00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:41,362
The reason he didn't want a prenup
is so he could get your money.
313
00:18:41,563 --> 00:18:44,522
But then why would Courtney
kill her own partner?
314
00:18:44,683 --> 00:18:46,002
She didn't.
315
00:18:46,162 --> 00:18:50,402
They were going at it hot and heavy
and his heart gave out.
316
00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:56,602
Yeah, I can see that happening.
317
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:00,962
What threw us off at first was
the bruising on the back of his head.
318
00:19:01,122 --> 00:19:03,722
Then autopsy revealed
that had happened roughly 48 hours...
319
00:19:03,882 --> 00:19:05,283
...before time of death.
320
00:19:05,443 --> 00:19:07,562
Still up to get together,
so give me a call.
321
00:19:07,722 --> 00:19:10,562
I'm just sitting at home,
reading a book.
322
00:19:11,362 --> 00:19:12,563
That hurts.
323
00:19:12,723 --> 00:19:13,722
Wanna switch?
324
00:19:13,882 --> 00:19:16,722
Yeah, let's try banging
your head for a while.
325
00:19:18,443 --> 00:19:19,642
I don't believe it.
326
00:19:19,803 --> 00:19:23,123
She used me, she scammed me,
she took my money.
327
00:19:25,242 --> 00:19:27,243
- Courtney.
- What?
328
00:19:27,882 --> 00:19:29,322
I'll wait for you.
329
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:39,821
Got a postcard from the black widow.
330
00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:42,060
No kidding.
331
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:44,621
- How's her honeymoon going?
- Pretty good apparently.
332
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:47,420
She's already met
a wealthy real-estate investor.
333
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:50,180
I gotta admit, the woman's got spirit.
334
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:54,300
No matter what life throws at her,
she always lands on her back.
335
00:19:58,460 --> 00:19:59,981
What's the matter?
336
00:20:09,581 --> 00:20:12,220
- Oh, Jake.
- Oh, God.
337
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,820
That was a good one, wasn't it?