1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:09,400 I'd like to propose a toast to my beautiful bride-to-be. 2 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:12,360 Darling, I never thought I'd find love again. 3 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:16,640 I not only found it, but I found the love of my life. 4 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,880 To Evelyn. 5 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:19,640 - Hear, hear. - Hear, hear. 6 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:22,600 That poor, clueless bastard. 7 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,840 It's like watching a dog stick his face in a fan. 8 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,080 You don't do that more than once. 9 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,640 I am the lucky one in this relationship. 10 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,280 And I promise you, darling... 11 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:41,280 ...I am going to be the best wife I possibly can. 12 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:42,440 To Teddy. 13 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:43,960 - Teddy. - To Teddy. 14 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,640 That poor, clueless bastard. 15 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:50,040 - So can we go now? - No, we can't. It would be rude. 16 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,240 I don't mind being rude. 17 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,480 You just talking or you got a plan? 18 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,480 Well, if I eat enough shrimp, I can make myself puke. 19 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:57,640 Then start eating. 20 00:00:57,799 --> 00:01:00,120 Okay, stop it, both of you. There will be no puking. 21 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,440 We're gonna stay, congratulate the happy couple... 22 00:01:02,599 --> 00:01:05,200 ...mingle a bit, and then I'm gonna fake a migraine. 23 00:01:05,759 --> 00:01:07,160 - You can do that? - Hell, yeah. 24 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:10,839 I spent 12 years watching my wife fake migraines and orgasms. 25 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,000 I'd go with the migraine. 26 00:01:15,079 --> 00:01:17,080 Thanks for coming, fellas. Means a lot to me. 27 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:18,840 Wouldn't miss it. 28 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,160 We wish you a lifetime of love and happiness. Right, Charlie? 29 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:25,800 Well, yeah, but he seems hell-bent on marrying Mom. 30 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,680 Hey, Daddy. Sorry I'm late. 31 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,039 That's okay, doodlebug. 32 00:01:30,439 --> 00:01:32,600 Just glad you could make it. 33 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:37,000 Charlie, Alan, Jake, this is my daughter, Courtney. 34 00:01:37,159 --> 00:01:39,400 Honey, these are Evelyn's sons and grandson. 35 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:40,840 I'm the grandson. 36 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:45,160 - Oh, well, it's nice to finally meet you all. - Nice to meet you too. 37 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:46,720 So, Teddy, what's the deal? 38 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,800 All this time, you've been hiding this beautiful woman from us? 39 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,519 Just from you, Charlie. 40 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,640 - Fair enough. - Dad's a little overprotective. 41 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,240 I can see why. 42 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,360 Charlie, why don't you and I get Courtney a drink? 43 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,920 I'd like to get Courtney a house. 44 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,440 Walk with me. 45 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,680 - How's your headache, Dad? - Not yet. So... 46 00:02:10,359 --> 00:02:14,040 Courtney, you have amazing posture. Do you see a chiropractor? 47 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,040 - No. - Would you like to? 48 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:21,319 - Charlie, I need you to do me a favor. - Anything for you, Teddy. Name it. 49 00:02:21,479 --> 00:02:24,600 - Stay away from Courtney. - Name something else. 50 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,840 - Charlie, this is important. - Don't worry. 51 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,399 I think too much of you to wanna, you know... 52 00:02:29,559 --> 00:02:31,720 ...do what I wanna do with your daughter. 53 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,759 - I appreciate that. - Consider it a wedding present. 54 00:02:35,159 --> 00:02:37,639 - Thanks. - No, seriously, that's all you get. 55 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,879 Courtney, dear, what a surprise to see you. 56 00:02:42,039 --> 00:02:46,159 - Well, I told you I was coming. - Yes, but the party started an hour ago. 57 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:49,680 So I naturally assumed that something had come up that was more important... 58 00:02:49,839 --> 00:02:51,239 ...than your father's happiness. 59 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,440 Well, Evelyn, you know what they say about assuming. 60 00:02:55,599 --> 00:02:58,960 When you assume, you're just a bitch. 61 00:02:59,719 --> 00:03:04,200 - Courtney, there are children present. - She means me, but I'm fine with it. 62 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,120 Thank you, dear. 63 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,560 You should hear what they call her at home. 64 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,600 - Have some shrimp. - Oh, boy. 65 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:15,720 - Well, great party, but we gotta go. - Oh, already? 66 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,480 Yeah. We'd love to stay, but Alan's got a headache. 67 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:20,200 Not yet. 68 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,200 Not yet debilitating, but I do need to lay down. 69 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:28,760 Hey, before you go, my dad had mentioned that you like nice cars. 70 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:30,360 - Yeah. - I do too. 71 00:03:31,839 --> 00:03:33,120 Swell. 72 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,799 Here's my card. Maybe I can help you out someday. 73 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,119 Whoa, Ferraris, Lamborghinis. 74 00:03:38,279 --> 00:03:42,079 They say driving one is the most fun you can have with your pants on. 75 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:47,560 Well, that's how I like to drive. With my pants on. 76 00:03:47,719 --> 00:03:50,440 Otherwise, the leather kind of sticks to my thighs. 77 00:03:50,599 --> 00:03:53,400 Well, you should come down sometime. I'll give you a test drive. 78 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:57,960 - Actually, I'm really not a Ferrari guy. - I'm not either. 79 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,200 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 80 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,680 We really gotta get our signals straight. I mean, you made me look stupid. 81 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:07,240 Don't blame your father for that. 82 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:11,879 I'm telling you right now, I'm not having any more children. 83 00:04:13,079 --> 00:04:14,800 Terrific. 84 00:04:45,944 --> 00:04:47,264 Hello? 85 00:04:47,424 --> 00:04:49,144 No, it's Alan. 86 00:04:49,704 --> 00:04:51,464 Oh, hi, Courtney. 87 00:04:51,744 --> 00:04:54,784 Well, it was very nice meeting you last night too. 88 00:04:55,704 --> 00:04:56,704 Oh, I'm sorry... 89 00:04:56,864 --> 00:05:01,104 ...I had no idea that you were planning on using a fake migraine to get out early. 90 00:05:02,384 --> 00:05:04,704 So, what did you do? 91 00:05:05,224 --> 00:05:07,264 Menstrual cramps. 92 00:05:07,904 --> 00:05:10,064 Yeah, I can't get away with that. 93 00:05:10,584 --> 00:05:13,264 Although sometimes I'll use irritable bowel syndrome. 94 00:05:13,424 --> 00:05:14,744 And... 95 00:05:15,584 --> 00:05:17,384 Okay, I'll get Charlie. 96 00:05:19,424 --> 00:05:21,664 It's Teddy's daughter. She wants to talk to you. 97 00:05:21,824 --> 00:05:24,024 - Really? - You promised Teddy you'd stay away. 98 00:05:24,184 --> 00:05:25,944 Hey, I didn't tell her to call me. 99 00:05:26,104 --> 00:05:28,584 What kind of man would hit on his future stepsister? 100 00:05:30,024 --> 00:05:32,544 You're just making it hotter for him. 101 00:05:34,264 --> 00:05:36,304 Give me the phone, give me the phone. 102 00:05:37,624 --> 00:05:39,064 Hi, Courtney, what's up? 103 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:43,584 That's nice, but I told you, I'm really not into Ferraris. 104 00:05:44,624 --> 00:05:48,624 A Bentley? Oh, it's a little more my style. 105 00:05:48,824 --> 00:05:51,384 Okay, I guess I could come by and take a peek at it. 106 00:05:51,544 --> 00:05:53,304 First a peek, then a poke. 107 00:06:00,224 --> 00:06:01,984 Uncalled for. 108 00:06:04,224 --> 00:06:07,064 Two o'clock? Great. I'll see you then. 109 00:06:11,744 --> 00:06:13,784 I swear this is just business. 110 00:06:14,584 --> 00:06:17,064 I'm going to look at a Bentley she got in on trade. 111 00:06:17,224 --> 00:06:19,063 I can get it for dealer cost. 112 00:06:19,224 --> 00:06:22,344 - Since when do you need a Bentley? - Nobody needs a Bentley, Alan. 113 00:06:22,504 --> 00:06:25,264 Just like nobody needs to date a woman half their age. 114 00:06:25,424 --> 00:06:27,864 But if you want one, it doesn't hurt to have the other. 115 00:06:31,664 --> 00:06:34,024 Did Teddy tell you to stay away from his daughter too? 116 00:06:34,184 --> 00:06:37,144 - No. - Yeah, why would he? 117 00:06:47,904 --> 00:06:49,864 Pretty hot, isn't it? 118 00:06:50,384 --> 00:06:53,304 Oh, yeah. But it's not really my thing. 119 00:06:53,464 --> 00:06:56,144 Gee, I think a guy like you would look great in one of these. 120 00:06:56,304 --> 00:06:57,664 - You think? - Absolutely. 121 00:06:58,143 --> 00:07:01,983 Here. Slide on into it. See how it feels. 122 00:07:04,264 --> 00:07:05,384 What about the Bentley? 123 00:07:05,544 --> 00:07:09,263 I got the guys in the back washing it up for you. We have a few minutes. 124 00:07:09,424 --> 00:07:10,464 Sure, why not. 125 00:07:11,144 --> 00:07:13,024 That's always been my motto. 126 00:07:16,663 --> 00:07:18,424 Oh, pretty snug. 127 00:07:19,423 --> 00:07:21,024 Tight's good, don't you think? 128 00:07:24,664 --> 00:07:26,864 Sure, tight's good. 129 00:07:30,264 --> 00:07:31,623 Oh, hi. 130 00:07:32,303 --> 00:07:33,744 Hi. 131 00:07:34,264 --> 00:07:36,384 So where do they put the engine in these things? 132 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:39,744 They put it where it belongs. In the rear. 133 00:07:49,583 --> 00:07:52,063 - So no stick? - No, you shift from the wheel. 134 00:07:52,224 --> 00:07:53,504 Let me show you. 135 00:07:53,664 --> 00:07:56,384 Left side down, right side up. 136 00:07:57,064 --> 00:07:59,024 You don't need a stick. 137 00:07:59,183 --> 00:08:01,264 And yet I've got one anyway. 138 00:08:07,584 --> 00:08:09,863 - Is that your cell phone? - Boy, I hope so. 139 00:08:11,704 --> 00:08:13,463 Excuse me. 140 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:14,784 Hello? 141 00:08:14,943 --> 00:08:19,264 Oh, hey, hey, hey. Teddy, how are you? 142 00:08:20,624 --> 00:08:23,303 Good. Me? I'm fine. 143 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,784 Just running some errands. 144 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:30,264 Yeah, I'll be around tomorrow. Drop by anytime. 145 00:08:30,424 --> 00:08:31,864 Great. I'll see you then. 146 00:08:33,664 --> 00:08:35,543 That was your dad. 147 00:08:37,144 --> 00:08:39,304 He wants to talk to me and Alan about something. 148 00:08:39,464 --> 00:08:40,743 I heard. 149 00:08:40,904 --> 00:08:45,224 - Has he ever said anything about me? - You? Let me think. 150 00:08:45,383 --> 00:08:47,583 He told you to stay away from me, didn't he? 151 00:08:48,023 --> 00:08:49,144 Oh, yeah, there was that. 152 00:08:51,423 --> 00:08:53,743 I can't believe he's still trying to control my life. 153 00:08:53,903 --> 00:08:55,703 Hey, your dad loves you. 154 00:08:55,864 --> 00:08:59,543 He's just trying to protect you from, well, in this case, me. 155 00:09:01,384 --> 00:09:04,424 I'm a big girl, Charlie, I can take care of myself. 156 00:09:04,863 --> 00:09:06,024 I'm sure you can. 157 00:09:07,304 --> 00:09:11,224 I can also take care of whoever I choose to be with. 158 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,344 I'm sure you can. 159 00:09:19,744 --> 00:09:24,544 Listen, I appreciate the offer, but I think I'm gonna pass. 160 00:09:24,704 --> 00:09:26,103 On the Bentley. 161 00:09:27,864 --> 00:09:29,823 But you haven't even seen it yet. 162 00:09:29,983 --> 00:09:34,743 And right now, it's all wet and soapy, just waiting for you. 163 00:09:42,303 --> 00:09:44,704 Are we still talking about a car? 164 00:09:46,784 --> 00:09:48,063 What do you think? 165 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:52,504 I think I should probably get out before I set off the air bag. 166 00:09:56,944 --> 00:10:01,903 And then she leaned over real close to play with the... paddles. 167 00:10:02,664 --> 00:10:03,983 The what? 168 00:10:04,143 --> 00:10:05,984 The paddle shifters on the steering wheel. 169 00:10:08,263 --> 00:10:10,624 I had another picture entirely. 170 00:10:13,343 --> 00:10:14,783 But I restrained myself. 171 00:10:14,943 --> 00:10:17,823 I walked away, and now I can still look Teddy in the eye. 172 00:10:18,263 --> 00:10:19,304 That's great. 173 00:10:19,463 --> 00:10:21,983 But how come you have no problem looking me in the eye... 174 00:10:22,144 --> 00:10:25,943 ...after sleeping with my wife's sister, my son's teacher, my divorce lawyer... 175 00:10:26,104 --> 00:10:27,543 ...and my old receptionist? 176 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:29,944 I like Teddy. 177 00:10:33,223 --> 00:10:35,864 - And the receptionist was your fault. - How? 178 00:10:36,824 --> 00:10:39,743 If you'd paid her a decent salary, she wouldn't have had to hook. 179 00:10:45,143 --> 00:10:46,743 I brought the Bentley. 180 00:10:47,143 --> 00:10:49,383 Come on, Courtney. I told you I can't. 181 00:10:49,864 --> 00:10:53,704 Just one little test drive. What do you have to lose? 182 00:10:54,224 --> 00:10:57,983 Well, there's my integrity, my self respect, my relationship with your father... 183 00:10:58,143 --> 00:11:00,063 Give me the damn keys. 184 00:11:04,944 --> 00:11:06,984 Is your brother still in bed with his sister? 185 00:11:13,424 --> 00:11:15,183 Stepsister. 186 00:11:16,184 --> 00:11:17,623 To-be. 187 00:11:18,423 --> 00:11:20,063 And yes. 188 00:11:20,503 --> 00:11:21,903 Wow, how long has it been? 189 00:11:23,663 --> 00:11:25,104 About 18 hours. 190 00:11:25,784 --> 00:11:27,584 Good thing he's got supplies up there. 191 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:30,503 - He does? - Sure. 192 00:11:30,663 --> 00:11:34,343 Water, power bars, fresh batteries, rope. 193 00:11:35,544 --> 00:11:36,863 Oh, like an earthquake kit. 194 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:42,423 I guess you could use that stuff for earthquakes. 195 00:11:50,904 --> 00:11:52,503 Oh, crap. 196 00:11:55,663 --> 00:11:58,223 Misdirected anger. You'll get used to it. 197 00:11:58,663 --> 00:12:01,943 - What are you guys doing here? - We came to talk with you and Charlie. 198 00:12:02,103 --> 00:12:03,183 Didn't he tell you? 199 00:12:03,343 --> 00:12:07,383 He never tells me anything. I don't know half of what he does nor do I want to. 200 00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:10,904 It's his life and he alone should suffer the consequences. Come on in. 201 00:12:13,343 --> 00:12:16,103 - Is he even home? - I'll check. 202 00:12:16,264 --> 00:12:19,303 Why don't you make yourselves comfortable... 203 00:12:19,663 --> 00:12:20,823 ...and I'll check. 204 00:12:22,903 --> 00:12:24,583 Because I have no idea. 205 00:12:25,903 --> 00:12:28,583 So I'll need to check. 206 00:12:34,823 --> 00:12:35,943 Is he on something? 207 00:12:36,543 --> 00:12:38,423 If only. 208 00:12:41,504 --> 00:12:42,983 What? 209 00:12:44,183 --> 00:12:45,783 Teddy and Mom are downstairs. 210 00:12:45,943 --> 00:12:48,983 - What the hell are they doing here? - Apparently, you invited them. 211 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,623 - I did not. - Yes, you did. 212 00:12:50,783 --> 00:12:52,383 On the phone, remember? Hey, Alan. 213 00:12:52,543 --> 00:12:55,103 Hi, Courtney, how are you doing? Charlie, they're waiting. 214 00:12:55,624 --> 00:12:57,183 Yeah, we got a problem here. 215 00:12:57,343 --> 00:13:00,543 No, sir, you've got a problem. I made no promise, I broke no promise. 216 00:13:00,703 --> 00:13:02,263 - You actually made a promise? - Yeah. 217 00:13:02,423 --> 00:13:04,823 - And I really tried to keep it. - He did. 218 00:13:04,983 --> 00:13:08,903 I could sense his inner conflict as we did it in the back seat of the Bentley. 219 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:14,023 Look, just stall them. I'll be right down. 220 00:13:14,183 --> 00:13:16,903 Fine. But know this, I am not taking the fall for you. 221 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,303 - How could you take the fall for me? - I don't know. 222 00:13:19,463 --> 00:13:22,583 But it always seems to work out that when you get laid, I get screwed. 223 00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:25,463 Just go. 224 00:13:26,983 --> 00:13:30,223 - Great. Just great. - Hey, have you seen my dress? 225 00:13:30,864 --> 00:13:33,303 - Why? - I ain't going down like this. 226 00:13:34,423 --> 00:13:36,183 You're not going down at all. 227 00:13:37,263 --> 00:13:39,983 Why not? I have nothing to be ashamed of. 228 00:13:40,744 --> 00:13:43,223 Here, hit rewind. I'm sure you'll find something. 229 00:13:48,983 --> 00:13:50,743 I just can't believe he's still in bed. 230 00:13:50,903 --> 00:13:52,663 He's a drunk, Mom. That's what they do. 231 00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:54,903 Oh, come on, Evelyn, give the kid a break. 232 00:13:55,063 --> 00:13:57,543 He was probably out late last night sowing wild oats. 233 00:13:57,943 --> 00:14:00,903 He's 40 years old, he has no more wild oats. 234 00:14:01,063 --> 00:14:03,623 Just warmed-over cream of wheat. 235 00:14:04,023 --> 00:14:06,743 Hey, hey, look who's here. 236 00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:09,463 Well, thanks for interrupting your stupor and joining us. 237 00:14:09,623 --> 00:14:12,903 I can get back to my stupor anytime. So, what's going on? 238 00:14:13,423 --> 00:14:15,663 Your mother and I wanted to talk about the wedding. 239 00:14:15,823 --> 00:14:17,943 You've got my blessing. What else? 240 00:14:18,103 --> 00:14:20,823 Well, we wondered if you would mind having the ceremony here. 241 00:14:20,983 --> 00:14:21,983 Sure. Terrific. 242 00:14:22,143 --> 00:14:25,023 On the deck, in here, on the beach, wherever you want. What else? 243 00:14:25,343 --> 00:14:26,743 Don't you wanna think about it? 244 00:14:26,903 --> 00:14:30,023 What's to think about? It's perfect. Have the ceremony, the reception. 245 00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:34,303 Alan and I'll clear out. You can use this place for your honeymoon. It's broken in. 246 00:14:34,463 --> 00:14:35,543 The house, not Mom. 247 00:14:42,263 --> 00:14:45,183 Do you have one of your little pop tarts up there? 248 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:48,743 No, no, just my alarm. If I'm not up by 4 in the afternoon... 249 00:14:48,903 --> 00:14:52,183 ...I feel like I've wasted the whole day. Be right back. 250 00:14:57,823 --> 00:14:59,743 - What do you think you're doing? - I'm bored. 251 00:15:00,303 --> 00:15:02,863 - You're bored? - Yeah. I wanna go downstairs. 252 00:15:03,022 --> 00:15:05,943 No, no, no, you can't go downstairs. Find something else to do. 253 00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:08,663 Well, I'd love to sell you a car. 254 00:15:10,823 --> 00:15:12,063 Yeah, very funny. 255 00:15:13,263 --> 00:15:14,623 No, I'm serious. 256 00:15:16,223 --> 00:15:17,743 You wanna sell me a car now? 257 00:15:18,263 --> 00:15:21,223 Or I could go downstairs. 258 00:15:21,383 --> 00:15:23,223 You wouldn't. 259 00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:24,983 I would. 260 00:15:26,183 --> 00:15:27,982 Wait a minute. 261 00:15:28,143 --> 00:15:31,103 You planned this. You knew they were coming over today. 262 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,783 Well, a good salesman pays attention. 263 00:15:33,943 --> 00:15:36,943 - Now, if you'll excuse me. - Okay, okay, okay, you win. 264 00:15:37,343 --> 00:15:40,343 - Give me a price on the Bentley. - The Bentley's no longer available. 265 00:15:40,503 --> 00:15:42,263 I'm thinking the Ferrari. 266 00:15:43,223 --> 00:15:46,143 - I don't want a Ferrari. - And I don't want to stay up here. 267 00:15:46,303 --> 00:15:49,663 - Charlie, we're waiting. - Coming. 268 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,143 Okay, fine. 269 00:15:52,143 --> 00:15:56,023 But let me just say, this is no way to treat family. 270 00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:59,543 Here we go, blue eyes. 271 00:15:59,703 --> 00:16:01,943 - I made it myself. - Oh, thank you. 272 00:16:02,103 --> 00:16:05,503 - Nothing for me, thanks. - I don't recall offering. 273 00:16:07,543 --> 00:16:09,463 Sorry, sorry. 274 00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:12,822 So, wedding on the beach. Great. I'll take care of everything. 275 00:16:12,983 --> 00:16:16,103 - Thanks for stopping by. - Well, there is one more thing. 276 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,783 - Name it. - Well... 277 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:21,623 Excuse me. Berta, this is a family matter. 278 00:16:24,663 --> 00:16:26,223 If you only knew. 279 00:16:28,383 --> 00:16:29,982 Here's the deal. 280 00:16:30,143 --> 00:16:32,982 I never had any sons of my own, just the one daughter. 281 00:16:33,143 --> 00:16:36,023 - And she's great. Isn't she great, Alan? - Well, I hardly met her. 282 00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:39,343 - Me neither. I'm sure she's great. - She's terrific. 283 00:16:39,503 --> 00:16:41,743 But I've grown very fond of the two of you. 284 00:16:41,902 --> 00:16:45,823 And I'd like to ask you to stand up with me when I marry your mother. 285 00:16:47,783 --> 00:16:52,303 - Teddy, that's quite an honor. - Yeah. I'm really touched. 286 00:16:56,103 --> 00:16:58,663 Snooze button. I must have hit the snooze button. 287 00:16:58,823 --> 00:17:00,343 Excuse me. 288 00:17:02,983 --> 00:17:06,143 I don't use the snooze button. When I'm up, I'm up. 289 00:17:08,222 --> 00:17:09,462 Of course, I'm not a drunk. 290 00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,062 Are you out of your mind? 291 00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:20,862 I prefer to think of myself as a go-getter. All right, now you're gonna wanna... 292 00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:24,183 ...sign here, here, here, and initial where the little flags are. 293 00:17:25,463 --> 00:17:28,023 This is twice as much as the Bentley. I can't afford this. 294 00:17:28,662 --> 00:17:30,703 Well, if you need help with the down payment... 295 00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:34,862 ...I'm sure I could ask my dad to help you out. He really loves you. 296 00:17:39,823 --> 00:17:40,983 Fine. 297 00:17:41,783 --> 00:17:44,582 Here. And here. And here. 298 00:17:44,743 --> 00:17:46,502 And here. And here. 299 00:17:46,943 --> 00:17:49,063 - What's this? - Oh, that's the extended warranty. 300 00:17:49,222 --> 00:17:51,503 Just a little extra protection. 301 00:17:51,663 --> 00:17:53,863 I think it's a bit late for that. 302 00:17:54,503 --> 00:17:57,023 Congratulations. You now own a Ferrari. 303 00:17:57,783 --> 00:17:59,102 Yippee. 304 00:18:00,502 --> 00:18:02,103 Charlie. 305 00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:03,703 What now? 306 00:18:04,902 --> 00:18:06,343 I'm gonna need a check. 307 00:18:12,822 --> 00:18:15,982 You know, this is the most I have ever spent for sex. 308 00:18:18,663 --> 00:18:20,183 But not by much. 309 00:18:25,943 --> 00:18:28,182 Okay, Mom, I guess I'll see you at the wedding. 310 00:18:28,342 --> 00:18:30,262 Charlie, the wedding isn't for six months. 311 00:18:30,423 --> 00:18:33,223 Yeah, but it's bad luck to see the bride beforehand. 312 00:18:33,382 --> 00:18:36,822 Thanks again, fellas. You being a part of this shindig means a lot to me. 313 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,582 Our pleasure, Teddy. Bye-bye. 314 00:18:41,143 --> 00:18:43,702 Congratulations. Once again, you get off scot-free. 315 00:18:43,863 --> 00:18:46,103 Free? You think that was free? 316 00:18:47,183 --> 00:18:48,742 - Charlie. - Yeah, hey, hi. 317 00:18:48,902 --> 00:18:51,062 I wanted you to know I'm not gonna say anything... 318 00:18:51,222 --> 00:18:53,223 ...about you and Courtney. They don't get along. 319 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,862 Okay, great. Wait, wait, wait. 320 00:18:56,022 --> 00:18:57,223 You knew? How did you know? 321 00:18:57,702 --> 00:19:00,422 I just noticed the car outside with her dealer plates on it. 322 00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:03,462 You couldn't have noticed that on the way in? 323 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:07,302 - How much did she take you for? - Don't ask. 324 00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:11,142 - Well, you can't say I didn't warn you. - Wait, wait, wait. 325 00:19:11,303 --> 00:19:13,702 So you were trying to protect me? 326 00:19:14,102 --> 00:19:16,143 Hey, you're a good kid. 327 00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:21,223 And Courtney, well, I love her, but she is kind of a sociopath. 328 00:19:21,822 --> 00:19:22,823 Bye now. 329 00:19:27,142 --> 00:19:29,303 - You know what this means, don't you? - What? 330 00:19:29,462 --> 00:19:32,062 I'm gonna need an eight-car garage.