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Wanna hear a great band?

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- Sure.
- They're called Bucket of Hate.

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What do you think?

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Nice beat.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Quite a mouth on this fella.

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I guess that's why they're not called
Bucket of Bunnies, huh?

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- Who's he listening to?
- Bucket of Hate.

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They're good.
Reminds me of early Who.

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- Who? What?
- Yeah.

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- The band's called Who.
- Bucket of Hate.

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And I work for your family.

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Boy, I never knew there were
so many rhymes for suicide.

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Yeah, what's patricide?

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It means to honor thy father.

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Oh, well, then that song
doesn't make sense.

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Yeah, well, I'm still trying to figure out
what a su-su-sudio is.

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So BOH is playing
at the Santa Monica Civic Center...

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...next weekend.

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Cool.

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My friend Seth Friedman got tickets.
Can I go?

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- How are you gonna get there?
- Car.

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Thank you.

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- Whose car?
- Seth's brother.

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He's 17, and he's never been
in an accident that was his fault.

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I don't think so.

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Why not?

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Why don't I think it's appropriate for a
13-year-old to go with no supervision?

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I told you. Rocco is 17.

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- His name is Rocco?
- Yeah.

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So Rocco Friedman?

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Yeah. Do you know him?

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No, but I'm not letting someone
named Rocco Friedman drive you...

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...to a Bucket of Hate concert.

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That's it. Just no?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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No way in hell.

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Oh, man.

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- What's going on?
- My dad sucks.

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You know, in certain primitive cultures,
when a boy hits puberty...

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...they tie him to a big rock,
and throw him in the ocean.

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- No, they don't.
- Okay.

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But you can't argue with the logic.

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No, I can't.

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Here. Your girlfriend's in the paper.

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Really? What for?

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She's being honored by the Southern
California Trial Lawyers Association.

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"Judge of the Year."

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Yeah, I guess it's time to get out
the old tux for the banquet, huh?

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What banquet?

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The one at the Beverly Hilton
next Saturday.

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Oh, right.

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Yeah, I don't think I'm going to that.

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Why not?

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You know,
I hate the whole dog and pony show.

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Getting dressed up,
speeches, rubber chicken...

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- She didn't invite you, did she?
- Didn't even mention it.

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That's gotta sting.

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You know, I agree with Jake.

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You do suck.

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God, Charlie, you are great.

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No.

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I'm serious.

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You are the best lover I have ever had.

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It's probably just the flawless
technique and the big penis.

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Probably.

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I was wondering.

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- You got any plans next Saturday?
- Next Saturday?

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Oh, as a matter of fact, I do.

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What might they be?

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The plans?

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Just some business thing. Very boring.

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- Business.
- Yeah, business.

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Might this be
the business we're speaking of?

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"Dilbert"?

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This?

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Oh, that.

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Oh, I can explain.

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I would love an explanation.

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Well, I just thought
it wouldn't be your kind of thing.

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You know, it's just judges,
lawyers, local politicians.

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- Are you going with somebody else?
- No.

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So you'd rather go alone than take me?

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I know it seems that way.

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- You're ashamed of me, aren't you?
- Oh, no, Charlie.

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Sure, you can use me for sex, but
God forbid we're out in public together.

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That is not true.

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And let me remind you.

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It's the best sex you've ever had.

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- Charlie...
- Your words, not mine.

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Look, the last thing in the world
I wanna do is hurt your feelings.

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Well, you have.

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Would you like to go with me
to the banquet?

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No. I don't wanna go
where I'm not wanted.

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- What do you want me to do? Beg?
- A little, yeah.

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Please come with me to the banquet.

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A little more.

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Pretty please?

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Come with me.

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All right.

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But then we gotta talk
about this banquet thing.

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Jake, do you want Grandmommy
to teach you how to use chopsticks?

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Don't confuse him.
He just learned how to use a fork.

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Real funny, Alan.

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Alan? What happened to Dad?

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He turned into Benito Mussoroni.

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The San Francisco treat?

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It's Mussolini, professor.

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He's upset, I won't let him
go to a concert.

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- Why not?
- Because there's no adult supervision.

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Oh, don't be such a fuddy-duddy, Alan.

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He's a teenager. Teenagers don't go
to concerts with their parents.

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I'm with Evelyn on this.

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Forget it.
You are not going to the concert.

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Oh, listen to you.

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Remember I said you couldn't go
to that Peter Frampton concert?

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You snuck out of the house
and went anyway.

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- Really?
- Mom, no.

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I was in Martinique at the time,
but the housekeeper was beside herself.

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And I was severely punished
for that, right?

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Oh, sure, I tried grounding you,
and taking away TV privileges.

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But at a certain point, every parent
has to accept that they're powerless...

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...when it comes
to controlling a teenager.

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- Really?
- No.

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No, not really.

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Parents are powerful, very powerful.

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No, no:

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No, trust me.
I'm only doing this for your own good.

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What the hell was that?

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The same thing Grandma did.

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No, it's not. You sound
like you're coughing up a fur ball.

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Yeah, well, I'm making the same point.

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Did it even occur to you
that you could help me?

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I was not put on this Earth
to help you, Alan.

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You're my mother.

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Yes, and as you never tire
of pointing out, not a good one.

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Hey, Alan, do we have
any snack bars?

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Right-hand cabinet. Why?

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Oh, I need something
to soak up the booze...

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...I'll have to drink
to make it through this dinner.

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What's the occasion?

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My girlfriend is being honored
at a banquet.

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Oh, I thought the Adult Film Awards
were in Vegas.

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She happens to be a judge.

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Of the Adult Film Awards?

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No. No.

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A judge
in the Los Angeles Municipal Court.

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So do I look okay?

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It's a tuxedo. You can't go wrong.

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I wanna fit in.
This is a very conservative crowd.

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Well, then you can go wrong.

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Thanks. Like I'm not nervous?

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Oh, sweetheart, if you're nervous,
just try one of these. It'll relax you.

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Oh, perfect.

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Charlie, you just can't pop a pill
without knowing what it is.

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She just said what it is.
Thanks, Mom, gotta go.

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Bye, sweetheart. Have a
good time with your judge, darling.

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That will last.

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I don't know.
I think he's really trying on this one.

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What?

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Nothing.

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<i>Guess I'll just have to watch my DVD
of Fantasia on the natch tonight.</i>

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Congratulations, Your Honor.

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- Well deserved.
- Oh, thank you, councilman.

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I'd like you to meet my friend
Charlie Harper.

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Charlie, this is Councilman Stewart.

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- Charlie?
- Yeah, hi. How are you?

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Again, congratulations.

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Thanks.

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Charlie, are you okay?

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I'm wonderful.

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Look at all the colors.

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It's like I'm drinking a rainbow.

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Hang on. He's probably in his room.

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Jake, your mom's on the phone.

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Jake?

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Jake?

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Son of a bitch.

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<i>- Alan, what's going on? Are you all right?
- What?</i>

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Oh, I stubbed my toe.

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Yeah, yeah. It may be broken.

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Yeah, I'm gonna go
to the emergency room.

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Oh, no, no, I have to take
Jake with me...

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...so we can go in the carpool lane.

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Jake, help Daddy find his toenail.

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I'll have him call you later, okay?

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Son of a bitch.

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So without further ado,
here's our guest of honor...

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...Judge of the Year,
and I'm proud to say my good friend...

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...Judge Linda Harris.
- Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Who the judge? You the judge.

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I'm hitting that.

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Los Angeles, thank you.

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Hey, look who's here.

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Keep it down.

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Right, we don't wanna wake me.

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What are you doing sitting out here?

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I can't stand up.

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Don't make a thing out of it.

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What are you doing?

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I snuck out to see a concert.

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No way.

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00:11:48,728 --> 00:11:51,488
That is so cool.

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Okay.

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Third time's the charm.

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Hey, wanna know what else is cool?

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Check this out.

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00:12:06,968 --> 00:12:09,248
Hey, hey, I'm caroling here.

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You should be bringing me Cocoa
and Gingerbread.

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Cocoa and gingerbread?

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00:12:13,328 --> 00:12:14,327
Yeah.

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00:12:14,487 --> 00:12:16,168
They work at the Spearmint Rhino.

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But I digress.

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- Where were we?
- My dad doesn't know I went out.

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So now I have to sneak back in.

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00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:30,408
Well, then you certainly
don't wanna go through this door.

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- Why not?
- Why not?

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I'll tell you why not.

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- What?
- Why not?

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Why not what?

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Why can't I go through that door?

223
00:12:48,848 --> 00:12:51,087
Oh, well, why didn't you say so?

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If I know your dad, and sadly I do...

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...he's sitting in there right now,
just waiting to tie you to a rock...

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...and throw you in the ocean.

227
00:13:03,727 --> 00:13:04,768
What?

228
00:13:05,168 --> 00:13:08,568
Sorry.
I may have put the idea in his head.

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Follow me.

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00:13:12,528 --> 00:13:15,568
- Where are we going?
- Hey, I'll ask the questions.

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Where are we going?

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All right.

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I'm okay.

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Here, grab my... What do you call it?

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- Hand.

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I'm okay.

237
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That's great.
But you're sitting on my head.

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Do you have any idea
how much trouble you're in?

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I do not.

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Do you have any idea
how beautiful you look in that light?

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- I'm not talking to you.
- Well, I'm not talking to you either.

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Except for right now.

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This is me talking to you,
but no longer.

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00:14:06,048 --> 00:14:08,528
Would you please just go to sleep?

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00:14:08,688 --> 00:14:09,728
Okey-dokey.

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00:14:12,847 --> 00:14:17,367
- You and I have some talking to do.
- Will you make up your freaking mind?

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Morning.

248
00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:29,368
What? You're not talking to me?

249
00:14:29,727 --> 00:14:31,207
I looked up patricide.

250
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:35,847
Really?

251
00:14:36,007 --> 00:14:37,608
When did you learn to spell?

252
00:14:38,727 --> 00:14:40,328
I sounded it out.

253
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Patricide, huh?

254
00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:45,928
Our little boy is growing up.

255
00:14:47,247 --> 00:14:48,968
He's just upset because he snuck out.

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00:14:49,128 --> 00:14:50,687
So I grounded him for three months.

257
00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:53,208
- That ought to show him.
- What am I gonna do, Berta?

258
00:14:53,368 --> 00:14:55,408
- I can't hit him.
- Well, sure you can.

259
00:14:55,568 --> 00:14:58,288
You just gotta figure the wind,
and lead him.

260
00:15:00,127 --> 00:15:01,848
They're like pheasants.

261
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,048
Very funny.

262
00:15:06,128 --> 00:15:07,687
What?

263
00:15:08,647 --> 00:15:10,447
Charlie's gonna wanna see this.

264
00:15:10,608 --> 00:15:12,728
No, he's not.

265
00:15:15,728 --> 00:15:17,447
Charlie, wake up.

266
00:15:17,608 --> 00:15:19,087
You need to see this.

267
00:15:19,248 --> 00:15:21,007
Can I throw up in it?

268
00:15:21,647 --> 00:15:24,888
- No.
- Then I don't need to see it.

269
00:15:25,048 --> 00:15:27,888
Charlie, do you remember
what you did last night?

270
00:15:31,527 --> 00:15:33,327
Oh, damn it.

271
00:15:33,847 --> 00:15:35,127
Did I get married?

272
00:15:37,128 --> 00:15:38,527
Hardly.

273
00:15:47,727 --> 00:15:52,407
Oh, you just know she's gonna
find a way to make this my fault.

274
00:15:58,088 --> 00:15:59,407
You climbed out the window?

275
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:02,328
And got into a car
driven by a 17-year-old boy.

276
00:16:02,488 --> 00:16:06,448
It wasn't a car, Dad.
It was an extremely safe monster truck.

277
00:16:06,608 --> 00:16:09,647
I mean, even if Rocco hit another car,
he'd just crush it.

278
00:16:09,807 --> 00:16:11,928
The point is,
you disobeyed your father.

279
00:16:12,088 --> 00:16:14,247
That doesn't mean
I have to get grounded.

280
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,647
In my opinion,
your punishment isn't severe enough.

281
00:16:16,807 --> 00:16:19,447
- Your mother's right.
- How come nobody asks my opinion?

282
00:16:19,608 --> 00:16:21,767
Go to your room.
I will talk to you later.

283
00:16:21,927 --> 00:16:23,407
Fine.

284
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:26,768
Hey, thanks for backing me up here,
Judith.

285
00:16:26,927 --> 00:16:29,407
Now that he's a teenager,
we need to stick together to...

286
00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:31,688
You don't have a brain in your head,
do you?

287
00:16:31,848 --> 00:16:33,367
You have to watch teenagers, Alan.

288
00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:35,887
You can't just expect
they'll listen and obey.

289
00:16:36,047 --> 00:16:37,247
God, you're useless.

290
00:16:55,087 --> 00:16:56,928
Here. Let me give you a hand.

291
00:16:57,847 --> 00:16:59,847
- Really?
- Yeah.

292
00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:02,087
Now, come with me.

293
00:17:02,247 --> 00:17:04,687
- Where are we going?
- You're going back to your room.

294
00:17:04,847 --> 00:17:08,327
But I am going
to the sweet land of vindication.

295
00:17:08,687 --> 00:17:10,488
Oh, Judith.

296
00:17:16,248 --> 00:17:17,887
Yes?

297
00:17:18,608 --> 00:17:19,607
Hey.

298
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,007
What are you doing here?

299
00:17:22,407 --> 00:17:24,368
I came to apologize.

300
00:17:24,527 --> 00:17:26,288
I am sorry about last night.

301
00:17:26,447 --> 00:17:30,528
You're sorry for ruining one of the most
important nights of my career?

302
00:17:30,687 --> 00:17:33,047
For embarrassing me
within an inch of my life?

303
00:17:33,207 --> 00:17:34,407
Well, yeah.

304
00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:36,167
I mean, unless I did something else.

305
00:17:37,327 --> 00:17:38,927
No, you did quite enough. Thank you.

306
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,247
Look, I understand why you're mad.

307
00:17:41,407 --> 00:17:43,247
But it really wasn't my fault.

308
00:17:43,408 --> 00:17:45,847
I was nervous about last night,
so my mother gave me...

309
00:17:46,007 --> 00:17:48,047
...what I assumed
was one of her tranquilizers.

310
00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:50,128
Now I'm thinking it was
a little something...

311
00:17:50,287 --> 00:17:51,847
...she had left over
from Woodstock.

312
00:17:53,327 --> 00:17:58,287
Charlie, look,
you're a lot of fun and I like you.

313
00:17:58,768 --> 00:18:01,767
But people are talking about me
running for state senate next year.

314
00:18:01,928 --> 00:18:05,687
And I can't afford to be linked publicly
to someone like you.

315
00:18:05,847 --> 00:18:07,207
Well, that's not a problem.

316
00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:09,328
We'll just sneak around
and link privately.

317
00:18:09,727 --> 00:18:10,767
No, Charlie.

318
00:18:10,927 --> 00:18:13,607
Come on, all the guy politicians
have something on the side.

319
00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:15,287
Why shouldn't you?

320
00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:22,047
Take care.

321
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:31,087
It would send a powerful message
to young women everywhere.

322
00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:34,287
- Bailiff.
- I'm going.

323
00:18:41,016 --> 00:18:42,896
Pretty flowers.

324
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,776
Thanks.

325
00:18:46,336 --> 00:18:48,056
Wanna stick them in something?

326
00:18:54,576 --> 00:18:56,177
Never mind.

327
00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:00,577
I thought I was up to it, Alan.

328
00:19:00,736 --> 00:19:03,016
I thought I was ready
for a real relationship.

329
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,777
That Linda and I would be a team.

330
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:09,217
I'd stand by her as an accomplished
woman and a judge...

331
00:19:09,376 --> 00:19:11,736
...and she'd stand by me as a...

332
00:19:12,456 --> 00:19:14,137
Reformed whoremonger?

333
00:19:16,737 --> 00:19:18,896
- So you believe I was trying?
- I do.

334
00:19:19,056 --> 00:19:23,016
You know what? Someday, you'll look
back on this as a growing experience.

335
00:19:23,176 --> 00:19:25,176
Maybe. Someday.

336
00:19:27,136 --> 00:19:29,536
Oh, who could that be?

337
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,016
- I ordered some takeout.
- Oh, nice.

338
00:19:32,176 --> 00:19:34,416
- Italian?
- Nope.

339
00:19:35,096 --> 00:19:36,656
Hi. Are you Charlie?

340
00:19:36,816 --> 00:19:38,697
Yeah. Come on in.

341
00:19:38,936 --> 00:19:40,416
Greek.

342
00:19:42,456 --> 00:19:43,696
Be patient with me.

343
00:19:43,856 --> 00:19:46,456
I'm coming off a bad breakup.

344
00:19:48,456 --> 00:19:52,576
And as usual,
Alan gets chicken pot pie.