1 00:00:03,477 --> 00:00:05,856 Help me out here, doc, I need a time of death. 2 00:00:05,857 --> 00:00:11,199 Sorry, lieutenant, but I can't give you an official TOD until I get her on the slab. 3 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:14,163 But based on hypostatic lividity... 4 00:00:14,164 --> 00:00:15,916 ...and degree of rigor... 5 00:00:15,917 --> 00:00:18,546 ...I'd say our cheerleader got her pom-poms pierced... 6 00:00:18,547 --> 00:00:21,050 ...right around halftime. 7 00:00:21,761 --> 00:00:24,264 - Real? - Real. 8 00:00:25,311 --> 00:00:26,812 Anything else? 9 00:00:26,813 --> 00:00:29,400 Left-handed assailant, used a single-edged blade. 10 00:00:29,401 --> 00:00:32,114 Multiple entry wounds and defensive trauma. 11 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:34,410 So how are we gonna find this psychopath? 12 00:00:34,411 --> 00:00:40,046 Well, like our killer, we'll just have to take a stab at it. 13 00:00:44,471 --> 00:00:46,973 That's it. 14 00:00:49,647 --> 00:00:52,580 So you think I'll get the part? 15 00:00:52,945 --> 00:00:59,498 Uh... Well, I, for one, totally buy you as a brilliant forensic investigator. 16 00:00:59,499 --> 00:01:03,953 Thanks. But I believe it's pronounced "fornesic." 17 00:01:05,135 --> 00:01:07,597 What do you think, Charlie? 18 00:01:07,598 --> 00:01:09,476 Unbelievable. 19 00:01:09,477 --> 00:01:11,146 Aww. 20 00:01:11,147 --> 00:01:14,152 I mean, beyond belief. 21 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:15,528 That's sweet. 22 00:01:15,529 --> 00:01:18,493 I mean, I just don't believe it. 23 00:01:18,494 --> 00:01:21,116 You made your point, Charlie. 24 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:23,836 Do you like what I did with the glasses? 25 00:01:23,837 --> 00:01:27,677 On smart, off hot. 26 00:01:29,264 --> 00:01:32,256 My mind is just completely blown. 27 00:01:33,689 --> 00:01:35,358 So when are you gonna be on TV? 28 00:01:35,359 --> 00:01:37,236 I have to pass the audition first. 29 00:01:37,237 --> 00:01:41,020 Let's not put the cart before the whores. 30 00:01:42,163 --> 00:01:43,749 - Horse. - Ahem. 31 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:47,933 Maybe a little. I've been rehearsing all day. 32 00:01:51,013 --> 00:01:54,393 - What's the name of the show? - Stiffs. 33 00:01:54,394 --> 00:01:55,604 Stiffs? 34 00:01:55,605 --> 00:01:57,399 You know, like dead bodies. 35 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,902 Oh, right. Sure. 36 00:01:59,947 --> 00:02:02,700 I know what you were thinking. 37 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:05,247 Well, I'd better go. 38 00:02:05,248 --> 00:02:08,462 The audition's at 4 and I still have to get my tan sprayed on. 39 00:02:08,463 --> 00:02:09,673 Best of luck. 40 00:02:09,674 --> 00:02:11,760 It has nothing to do with luck, Alan. 41 00:02:11,761 --> 00:02:16,310 You just have to stand still and keep your eyes and mouth closed. 42 00:02:16,311 --> 00:02:18,857 No, I- I meant- Never mind. 43 00:02:19,024 --> 00:02:21,111 - Knock them dead at the audition. - Thanks. 44 00:02:21,112 --> 00:02:23,532 And thanks for lending me your chiropractor coat. 45 00:02:23,533 --> 00:02:25,786 It makes me feel like a real doctor. 46 00:02:25,787 --> 00:02:28,670 Now you know why Alan wears it. 47 00:02:29,628 --> 00:02:31,296 Okay, well, tell me how it goes. 48 00:02:31,297 --> 00:02:32,841 I will. 49 00:02:32,842 --> 00:02:35,513 Oh, and by the way, did you get the divorce papers? 50 00:02:35,514 --> 00:02:40,228 Not really but my lawyer explained them to me. Bye. 51 00:02:40,857 --> 00:02:43,689 They need to be signed. Kandi? 52 00:02:49,874 --> 00:02:51,584 Hey, what's your hurry? 53 00:02:51,585 --> 00:02:55,551 If she becomes a big TV star while you're married, she'll have to pay you alimony. 54 00:02:55,552 --> 00:02:58,347 Yeah, and if pigs start flying out of my rear end... 55 00:02:58,348 --> 00:03:03,113 ...we'll have free bacon for the rest of our lives. 56 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,873 I don't know that I'd eat that bacon. 57 00:03:53,010 --> 00:03:55,683 Isn't anybody gonna get that? 58 00:04:04,866 --> 00:04:07,537 - Jake? Yeah? 59 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:13,592 - What are you doing? - Hanging posters. 60 00:04:19,352 --> 00:04:21,605 Did you consider using Scotch tape? 61 00:04:21,606 --> 00:04:25,259 It doesn't hold as well. Especially her. 62 00:04:26,239 --> 00:04:28,242 - Who is that? - Raven. 63 00:04:28,243 --> 00:04:31,707 She's the North American ladies' wrestling champ. 64 00:04:31,708 --> 00:04:33,043 Aha. 65 00:04:33,044 --> 00:04:36,092 All oiled up and ready... 66 00:04:36,467 --> 00:04:38,969 ...to wrestle. 67 00:04:41,519 --> 00:04:44,021 Damn it, this isn't funny. 68 00:04:46,528 --> 00:04:49,030 Quick little bastards. 69 00:04:50,201 --> 00:04:52,496 What happened to your Harry Potter posters? 70 00:04:52,497 --> 00:04:54,124 I'm not a kid anymore, Dad. 71 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:56,504 You don't have to be a kid to like Harry Potter. 72 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,800 You want it, take it. 73 00:04:58,801 --> 00:05:01,514 Oh, Harry. You crumpled Harry. 74 00:05:01,682 --> 00:05:04,018 - Do you remember when we got this? - Nope. 75 00:05:04,019 --> 00:05:05,396 Oh, come on. 76 00:05:05,397 --> 00:05:09,445 We stood on line outside that bookstore at midnight to get one of the first copies. 77 00:05:09,446 --> 00:05:12,033 You were dressed as Harry and I was Dumbledore. 78 00:05:12,034 --> 00:05:14,371 Don't remember, Dad. 79 00:05:14,372 --> 00:05:15,665 Sure you do. 80 00:05:15,666 --> 00:05:18,963 You made fun of that kid because he had a mop instead of a broom... 81 00:05:18,964 --> 00:05:23,721 ...and he started crying and his father punched me in the chest? 82 00:05:23,722 --> 00:05:25,141 No. 83 00:05:25,142 --> 00:05:28,272 Yeah, well, you weren't the one with the cracked rib. 84 00:05:28,273 --> 00:05:29,900 Anyway, what-? What prompted you... 85 00:05:29,901 --> 00:05:32,403 ...to redecorate like this? 86 00:05:32,739 --> 00:05:34,951 I don't know. I like cars and wrestling. 87 00:05:34,952 --> 00:05:37,575 And wet T-shirts, apparently. 88 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:43,025 Oh, there is a wet T-shirt in that. I hadn't noticed. 89 00:05:46,391 --> 00:05:48,893 Hah! 90 00:05:53,737 --> 00:05:55,490 Huh. 91 00:05:55,491 --> 00:05:57,368 Jake's redecorating. 92 00:05:57,369 --> 00:06:00,333 Yeah, I can see that. 93 00:06:00,542 --> 00:06:03,131 Oh, Raven. 94 00:06:03,881 --> 00:06:05,301 Those are fake, by the way. 95 00:06:05,302 --> 00:06:06,553 Charlie? 96 00:06:06,554 --> 00:06:08,514 What? He has a right to know. 97 00:06:08,515 --> 00:06:12,105 I'm just glad the little guy's got me to- Wait a minute. 98 00:06:12,106 --> 00:06:14,025 Are those nails in my wall? 99 00:06:14,026 --> 00:06:16,780 Are you out of your freaking mind? 100 00:06:16,781 --> 00:06:18,575 - No. - No? 101 00:06:18,576 --> 00:06:21,079 That's your answer? No? 102 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:22,916 Yeah. 103 00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:24,712 Charlie. Charlie, come on. Come on. 104 00:06:24,713 --> 00:06:28,977 Oh, for God's sake, these are railroad spikes. 105 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,639 I'll putty over it. 106 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,979 That's not plaster board, that's stucco. You can't putty stucco. 107 00:06:33,980 --> 00:06:39,406 - I know, I'll fix it. Let's give him privacy. - All right, wait, wait, wait. 108 00:06:39,407 --> 00:06:43,851 At least I can take one hammer out of his hand. 109 00:06:45,418 --> 00:06:48,590 Jake, look at Daddy. Look at Daddy. 110 00:06:48,591 --> 00:06:50,469 Look at Daddy. 111 00:06:50,470 --> 00:06:53,975 Ah. That's my boy. Wave at Daddy. Yes, Daddy's over here. 112 00:06:53,976 --> 00:06:56,146 Wasn't he adorable? 113 00:06:56,147 --> 00:06:58,066 Yeah. 114 00:06:58,067 --> 00:07:02,731 Hey, could you rewind to Judith breast-feeding him? 115 00:07:03,410 --> 00:07:06,041 That was really adorable. 116 00:07:08,378 --> 00:07:13,282 Especially the part where she does the old switcheroo. 117 00:07:19,775 --> 00:07:21,611 I miss that little boy. 118 00:07:21,612 --> 00:07:25,326 It seems like only yesterday, I could hold him in one arm. 119 00:07:25,327 --> 00:07:28,415 He didn't weigh more than 8 or 9 pounds. 120 00:07:28,416 --> 00:07:31,008 He craps more than that now. 121 00:07:36,473 --> 00:07:37,849 Where did the time go? 122 00:07:37,850 --> 00:07:39,770 I mean, his childhood is almost over... 123 00:07:39,771 --> 00:07:42,776 ...and there's still so much stuff I wanna do with him. 124 00:07:42,777 --> 00:07:45,614 - Like what? - Well, you know, father-son stuff. 125 00:07:45,615 --> 00:07:50,457 I mean, pretty soon, there'll be no more playing catch or riding bikes. 126 00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:53,087 Do you realize I've never even taken him fishing... 127 00:07:53,088 --> 00:07:54,839 ...or camping or hunting? 128 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:58,674 Do you know how to fish or camp or hunt? 129 00:07:59,725 --> 00:08:02,227 That's not the point. 130 00:08:02,271 --> 00:08:04,316 I thought we would learn together. 131 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,862 That's good. You and knucklehead out in the woods... 132 00:08:06,863 --> 00:08:11,237 ...taking turns, shooting each other in the ass. 133 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:17,758 Okay, it's not so much about hunting per se. 134 00:08:17,759 --> 00:08:21,014 Per se. There's an outdoorsy phrase. 135 00:08:21,015 --> 00:08:22,977 It's about bonding. 136 00:08:22,978 --> 00:08:26,608 Before you know it, he'll have no interest in spending time with me at all. 137 00:08:26,609 --> 00:08:31,033 Not unless you grow boobs and straddle a Harley. 138 00:08:32,537 --> 00:08:34,790 All right, it doesn't help to whine about it. 139 00:08:34,791 --> 00:08:40,467 If you wanna get lost in the woods with Jerky Gherkinheimer, go do it. 140 00:08:40,468 --> 00:08:43,473 My life is just one big joke to you, isn't it? 141 00:08:43,474 --> 00:08:46,597 Actually, it's more of a limerick. 142 00:08:47,899 --> 00:08:53,774 There once was a moron named Al Who wanted to camp with his pal 143 00:08:54,996 --> 00:08:58,970 Any chance you can go camping in Nantucket? 144 00:09:05,933 --> 00:09:08,603 So, Charlie, where's the wife and kid? 145 00:09:08,604 --> 00:09:13,028 They went camping to do some father-son bonding. 146 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:33,859 And when they looked at the door handle of the car... 147 00:09:34,654 --> 00:09:37,033 ...there was nothing there... 148 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:39,536 ...but a hook. 149 00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:43,044 Hook? That makes no sense. 150 00:09:43,211 --> 00:09:45,714 Oh, I left out a part. 151 00:09:45,717 --> 00:09:47,970 The guy who escaped from the insane asylum... 152 00:09:47,971 --> 00:09:50,766 ...had lost his hand in some kind of industrial accident. 153 00:09:50,767 --> 00:09:54,858 Anyway, they- They replaced it with sharp metal hook. 154 00:09:54,859 --> 00:09:57,361 And it was said hook... 155 00:09:57,363 --> 00:10:02,057 ...that was stuck on the aforementioned door handle. 156 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:06,672 Wooo-ooo-ooo. 157 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:11,973 Dad, over the past three birthdays, I've gotten $175 in bookstore gift cards. 158 00:10:11,974 --> 00:10:14,937 They're yours if we could just go home. 159 00:10:14,938 --> 00:10:16,941 No, no, we're- We're having fun. 160 00:10:16,942 --> 00:10:20,325 Hey, hey, I know. We'll sing a song. 161 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:29,421 Come on. You used to love this one. 162 00:10:42,156 --> 00:10:44,658 Come on. 163 00:10:53,428 --> 00:10:56,517 Oh, come on. We had an adventure. 164 00:11:00,441 --> 00:11:02,318 - Dad? - Yeah, buddy? 165 00:11:02,319 --> 00:11:04,821 Bite me. 166 00:11:07,329 --> 00:11:11,210 You'll see. Someday you and I will look back on this weekend... 167 00:11:11,211 --> 00:11:13,841 ...and laugh and laugh- 168 00:11:18,224 --> 00:11:20,727 I didn't say someday soon. 169 00:11:22,691 --> 00:11:27,085 Hey, come on. I thought you liked wet T-shirts. 170 00:11:36,258 --> 00:11:38,094 Hey. 171 00:11:38,095 --> 00:11:40,597 Hey. 172 00:11:42,812 --> 00:11:45,315 Shut up. 173 00:11:45,568 --> 00:11:50,075 Oh, come on, Alan, we both know I can't do that. 174 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:53,916 What do you want me to say? It was a bad idea? Okay, it was a bad idea. 175 00:11:53,917 --> 00:11:56,755 The only thing we bonded over was our mutual discomfort... 176 00:11:56,756 --> 00:11:59,829 ...with pooping into a coffee can. 177 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:03,395 It wasn't Chock full o'Nuts, was it? 178 00:12:05,397 --> 00:12:07,899 Sorry, sorry. Where's Jake? 179 00:12:07,943 --> 00:12:11,916 He went back to his friends in Hooterville. 180 00:12:14,038 --> 00:12:19,123 Well, I can't blame him. It never rains in Hooterville. 181 00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:24,014 Look, Alan, seriously, I'm sorry it didn't work out. 182 00:12:24,015 --> 00:12:26,811 - I know your heart was in the right place. - Thank you. 183 00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:31,236 Now, I finished the limerick, you wanna hear it? 184 00:12:32,197 --> 00:12:34,700 Too soon? 185 00:12:35,078 --> 00:12:36,287 You don't get it. 186 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:39,710 You don't understand what it's like to be a little boy's best friend... 187 00:12:39,711 --> 00:12:41,589 ...to be someone he looks up to. 188 00:12:41,590 --> 00:12:44,637 Then one day, you turn around and the person he looks up to... 189 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:47,600 ...is covered with baby oil and nailed to the ceiling. 190 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,231 Count your blessings. There's all kinds of pictures... 191 00:12:50,232 --> 00:12:52,067 - ...that could be up there. - I guess. 192 00:12:52,068 --> 00:12:55,431 It could have been the Moscow Ballet. 193 00:12:55,574 --> 00:13:00,250 I got it. Still, I can't help but feel a little empty inside. 194 00:13:00,251 --> 00:13:02,879 Like a chapter of my life is over. 195 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,717 So? You've still got plenty to look forward to. 196 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:09,802 You mean, besides work, loneliness and death? 197 00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:11,729 Absolutely. 198 00:13:11,730 --> 00:13:15,153 There's memory loss. 199 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:19,367 Impotence. 200 00:13:19,453 --> 00:13:21,955 Adult diapers. 201 00:13:23,377 --> 00:13:25,879 I'm all you've got, pal. 202 00:13:30,391 --> 00:13:34,898 That's true. My wives are gone, my son is grown. 203 00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:37,401 But I'll always have you. 204 00:13:38,614 --> 00:13:41,116 My brother. 205 00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,127 Forever. 206 00:13:48,466 --> 00:13:53,150 Okay, now I was just having fun but that was mean. 207 00:13:55,938 --> 00:13:58,316 Well, when will he be back? 208 00:13:58,317 --> 00:14:01,322 All right, tell him I called again. 209 00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:02,658 Boy, some agent. 210 00:14:02,659 --> 00:14:05,164 He never calls, he never returns my calls. 211 00:14:05,165 --> 00:14:08,758 I'm almost sorry I let him feel me up. 212 00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,176 Well, I guess that's showbiz. 213 00:14:12,177 --> 00:14:14,679 That's what he said. 214 00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:18,480 - Listen, Kandi- - I thought they liked me at that audition. 215 00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:21,193 They had me read three times and all the jumping jacks- 216 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,781 - Jumping jacks? - It's an action series, Alan. 217 00:14:23,782 --> 00:14:26,704 They need to know that I'm fit. 218 00:14:26,705 --> 00:14:28,165 Ah. Uh... 219 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:31,629 Listen, Kandi, there's something I wanted to talk to you about. 220 00:14:31,630 --> 00:14:34,260 If it's the divorce papers, I haven't signed them yet. 221 00:14:34,261 --> 00:14:36,473 No, no, that's not why I'm here. 222 00:14:36,474 --> 00:14:39,269 Sweetie, do you remember why we split up? 223 00:14:39,270 --> 00:14:42,483 - The big reason or all the little reasons? - The big one. 224 00:14:42,484 --> 00:14:45,071 - Because there were a lot of little reasons. - I know. 225 00:14:45,072 --> 00:14:47,911 - Like the way your toenails grow all crazy. - Right. 226 00:14:47,912 --> 00:14:50,498 - And your ear hair and your nose hair. - Got it. 227 00:14:50,499 --> 00:14:54,443 And that one long hair on your back. Yuck. 228 00:14:54,591 --> 00:14:57,763 Okay, forget the little reasons, just the big one. 229 00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:00,267 Yeah, you didn't wanna have a baby and I did. 230 00:15:00,268 --> 00:15:02,605 Right. Well- 231 00:15:02,606 --> 00:15:05,903 What would you say if I were to tell you... 232 00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:09,367 ...that I've changed my mind about that? 233 00:15:09,368 --> 00:15:11,246 - Really? - Yeah. 234 00:15:11,247 --> 00:15:15,880 I've just been thinking that Jake is almost grown... 235 00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:19,762 ...and there's still a lot of daddy left in me. 236 00:15:19,763 --> 00:15:21,849 So you wanna have a baby? 237 00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:23,185 Yes, I do. 238 00:15:23,186 --> 00:15:25,983 A fresh start. A new chapter. 239 00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:28,528 Wow, that's a big step. 240 00:15:28,529 --> 00:15:31,743 Yeah. I know. I know it is. So if you wanna think about it, I- 241 00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:34,707 No, that's okay. Let's make a baby. 242 00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:37,462 Just like that? Don't you wanna talk about it some more? 243 00:15:37,463 --> 00:15:41,177 Alan, it's practically all we talked about our entire marriage. 244 00:15:41,178 --> 00:15:47,144 Baby, baby, toenails, baby, ear hair, baby, how clocks work, baby. 245 00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:51,410 So you really wanna do this? 246 00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:54,492 Do what? 247 00:15:56,249 --> 00:15:58,335 You see, if you use tape... 248 00:15:58,336 --> 00:16:00,798 ...it's much easier to rotate in new posters... 249 00:16:00,799 --> 00:16:03,386 ...when these ones stop working for you. 250 00:16:03,387 --> 00:16:05,765 I don't think that's gonna happen. 251 00:16:05,766 --> 00:16:07,560 Trust me, after a while... 252 00:16:07,561 --> 00:16:11,819 ...these beautiful eyes are gonna be filled with judgment and condemnation. 253 00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:14,322 What are you talking about? 254 00:16:14,491 --> 00:16:17,164 Okay, maybe that was just me. 255 00:16:17,997 --> 00:16:21,963 Anyway, you're lucky your dad lets you hang posters like this. 256 00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:23,590 I guess. 257 00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,928 - Does your mother let you? - No way. 258 00:16:25,929 --> 00:16:29,310 So, what do you got at her house, a secret stash of magazines? 259 00:16:29,311 --> 00:16:33,150 Just one. Playboy, 1998, the Christmas issue. 260 00:16:33,151 --> 00:16:35,029 God bless Hugh Hefner, huh? 261 00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:37,951 God bless Kimberly Macadoo from Portland, Oregon. 262 00:16:37,952 --> 00:16:39,913 Born March 4th, 1979. 263 00:16:39,914 --> 00:16:45,465 Turn-ons: sunshine and goatees. Turn-offs: judgmental people and war. 264 00:16:45,466 --> 00:16:48,471 You gotta love a chick who doesn't like war. 265 00:16:48,472 --> 00:16:50,974 Tape me. 266 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,814 Hey, Uncle Charlie, could you do me a favor? 267 00:16:53,815 --> 00:16:59,074 If it's the favor I'm thinking of, not until you're 18 and not in my house. 268 00:16:59,075 --> 00:17:02,414 - What? - Nothing. Nothing. What do you need? 269 00:17:02,415 --> 00:17:06,547 Could you get my dad to lay off the father-son stuff? It's kind of lame. 270 00:17:06,548 --> 00:17:10,012 Lame? You think it's lame your father cares so much about you... 271 00:17:10,013 --> 00:17:12,850 ...and wants nothing more than to be a part of your life? 272 00:17:12,851 --> 00:17:15,354 Yeah. 273 00:17:15,398 --> 00:17:18,695 Look, you gotta understand what your father's going through. 274 00:17:18,696 --> 00:17:20,573 What do you mean? 275 00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:23,621 Okay, here's the deal. 276 00:17:24,373 --> 00:17:27,628 Your father has reached a very difficult age. 277 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,924 It's confusing and a little bit scary for him. 278 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:32,137 Scary how? 279 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,808 Well, first of all, his body's changing. 280 00:17:34,809 --> 00:17:36,645 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 281 00:17:36,646 --> 00:17:40,319 Hair is growing where it's never grown before. 282 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,072 That is scary. 283 00:17:42,073 --> 00:17:44,285 - And then there's the hormones. - Hormones? 284 00:17:44,286 --> 00:17:47,939 Yep. Your father is running out of them. 285 00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:50,171 That sounds bad. 286 00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:53,969 No, no, it's just a perfectly natural part of growing old, Jake. 287 00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:57,994 - Is it happening to you? - No, no. No, no. 288 00:17:58,770 --> 00:18:02,277 My point is that your father is going through this phase... 289 00:18:02,278 --> 00:18:05,073 ...and you have to be patient and understanding. 290 00:18:05,074 --> 00:18:08,204 So he's gonna wanna go camping again? 291 00:18:08,205 --> 00:18:10,907 Probably not in this lifetime. 292 00:18:11,629 --> 00:18:15,217 But you might have to play catch with him or something. 293 00:18:15,218 --> 00:18:16,971 Guess I could do that. 294 00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:18,766 Attaboy. 295 00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:22,690 All right, well, I'm glad we had this little talk. Ahem. 296 00:18:22,691 --> 00:18:25,193 I'm gonna go get hammered. 297 00:18:41,852 --> 00:18:45,025 Hello, ladies, I'm Harry Potter. 298 00:18:48,907 --> 00:18:51,370 - Is there anything special we have to do? - Oh, no. 299 00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:54,709 It's a regular sex but without the last-minute fumbling for a condom. 300 00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:59,802 Oh, okay. But I still get all the rest of the fumbling, right? 301 00:18:59,803 --> 00:19:02,636 I prefer to call that foreplay. 302 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,356 Hold on. 303 00:19:06,357 --> 00:19:07,775 Hello? 304 00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:09,237 This is she. 305 00:19:09,238 --> 00:19:11,740 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 306 00:19:11,742 --> 00:19:14,244 Hold on a sec. 307 00:19:15,749 --> 00:19:18,252 Here, we're divorced. 308 00:19:18,338 --> 00:19:20,675 Okay, I'm back. You were saying? 309 00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:23,430 Really? I got the part? 310 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:25,475 Thank you so much. 311 00:19:25,476 --> 00:19:28,389 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 312 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,067 Alan, I got the part. 313 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:32,613 Oh. Oh, that's terrific. Congratulations. 314 00:19:32,614 --> 00:19:36,057 Whoa, whoa, whoa, put that thing away. 315 00:19:36,288 --> 00:19:38,290 - But I thought- - Oh, please. 316 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:43,226 Nobody wants to see a pregnant "fornesic" investigator. 317 00:19:45,848 --> 00:19:49,391 Hey, can we still do it with a condom? 318 00:19:53,488 --> 00:19:57,382 Hey, Dad, after this, wanna go play catch? 319 00:19:57,412 --> 00:19:59,958 - It's dark out. - Okay. 320 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:02,627 I tried. 321 00:20:03,965 --> 00:20:07,722 Help me out here, doc. I need a time of death for our little cheerleader. 322 00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:11,479 I can't give you an official TOD until I get her on the slab. 323 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,610 But based on hypostatic lividity and degree of rigor... 324 00:20:14,611 --> 00:20:18,075 ...I'd say our cheerleader got her pom-poms pierced around halftime. 325 00:20:18,076 --> 00:20:19,285 Anything else? 326 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,748 Left-handed assailant, used a single-edged blade. 327 00:20:21,749 --> 00:20:24,295 Multiple entry wounds and defensive trauma. 328 00:20:24,296 --> 00:20:26,466 So how are we gonna find this psychopath? 329 00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:32,102 Well, like our killer, we'll just have to take a stab at it. 330 00:20:39,115 --> 00:20:41,620 Unbelievable. 331 00:20:43,164 --> 00:20:45,000 Yeah. 332 00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:47,503 They're real, you know. 333 00:20:51,555 --> 00:20:53,975 I know. I was married to her. 334 00:20:53,976 --> 00:20:55,979 Oh, yeah. 335 00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:58,482 Dog. 336 00:21:07,043 --> 00:21:10,266 You know what? I'll be in my room. 337 00:21:18,398 --> 00:21:21,601 So when are you guys going fishing?