1 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:16,481 Ah. Oh! Oh, oh. 2 00:00:16,526 --> 00:00:19,488 Oh, hot, hot, hot. Oh, God. 3 00:00:20,948 --> 00:00:22,406 Oh, God. 4 00:00:22,407 --> 00:00:25,662 Oh, God. Oh, God. 5 00:00:30,083 --> 00:00:32,210 Oh, God, oh. 6 00:00:32,211 --> 00:00:34,922 Oh, God, oh, God. 7 00:00:35,089 --> 00:00:37,090 Oh, God. 8 00:00:37,091 --> 00:00:41,122 I was picturing something entirely different. 9 00:00:41,429 --> 00:00:42,763 I couldn't sleep. 10 00:00:42,764 --> 00:00:46,575 So you decided to make your nipples hard? 11 00:00:46,727 --> 00:00:50,939 Oh, the peas. No, I was heating up some milk and- 12 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:53,442 You know, my nipple is hard. 13 00:00:53,443 --> 00:00:55,945 If you can't sleep, why don't you just take a pill? 14 00:00:55,946 --> 00:00:57,822 I don't believe in pills. 15 00:00:57,823 --> 00:01:02,661 - What about booze? Believe in booze? - That's not sleeping, that's passing out. 16 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:04,871 Potato, potato. 17 00:01:04,872 --> 00:01:07,834 I have a lot on my mind. I don't need to drug myself. 18 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:11,671 Okay, well, in that case, I do know a great all-natural sleep aid. 19 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:14,633 - What's that? - Sex, you should get yourself some sex. 20 00:01:14,634 --> 00:01:16,134 It'll put you right out. 21 00:01:16,135 --> 00:01:17,386 - Charlie. - Look at me. 22 00:01:17,387 --> 00:01:19,597 I can hardly keep my eyes open. 23 00:01:19,598 --> 00:01:21,933 No, sex is not really an option at the moment. 24 00:01:21,934 --> 00:01:24,060 You telling me you can't make a fist? 25 00:01:24,061 --> 00:01:26,562 Just leave me alone. 26 00:01:26,940 --> 00:01:28,315 How about exercise? 27 00:01:28,316 --> 00:01:31,443 It's kind of like sex but without the condom. 28 00:01:31,444 --> 00:01:33,070 You know, that's not a bad idea. 29 00:01:33,071 --> 00:01:36,157 Well, you should always wear a condom. 30 00:01:36,158 --> 00:01:39,577 No, I mean the exercise. I could go for a run on the beach. 31 00:01:39,578 --> 00:01:41,205 Sure, I've seen people do that. 32 00:01:41,206 --> 00:01:44,166 Usually they have a dog, but I think that's optional. 33 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:45,960 Actually, that's a great idea. 34 00:01:45,961 --> 00:01:48,421 I don't know where you're gonna get a dog. 35 00:01:48,422 --> 00:01:50,590 You really enjoy screwing with me? 36 00:01:50,591 --> 00:01:53,469 Well, you don't pay rent. 37 00:01:53,845 --> 00:01:58,015 - You know what? I'm gonna do it. - Pay rent? 38 00:01:58,016 --> 00:01:59,976 No. 39 00:01:59,977 --> 00:02:02,062 I'm gonna jog to the pier and back. 40 00:02:02,063 --> 00:02:05,553 Maybe I can burn off my excess energy. 41 00:02:05,858 --> 00:02:08,359 Attaboy. 42 00:02:17,914 --> 00:02:20,708 No, I prefer the Tater Tots. 43 00:02:26,131 --> 00:02:28,425 This will do it. 44 00:02:28,426 --> 00:02:30,926 Burn off that energy. 45 00:02:37,978 --> 00:02:40,478 That's interesting. 46 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:07,636 Nice night for a run. 47 00:03:07,637 --> 00:03:10,138 How rude. 48 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:13,351 This is the L.A. Sheriff's Department. 49 00:03:13,352 --> 00:03:15,853 Stop running and drop to the ground with your arms spread. 50 00:03:15,854 --> 00:03:18,273 Oh, no, no, no. You've got the wrong guy. 51 00:03:18,274 --> 00:03:21,402 - The guy you want ran that way. - This is your last warning. 52 00:03:21,403 --> 00:03:23,613 Drop to the ground with your arms spread. 53 00:03:23,614 --> 00:03:25,949 No, you don't understand. 54 00:03:25,950 --> 00:03:28,450 Follow me, I'll show you. 55 00:03:36,044 --> 00:03:40,048 Put your hands behind your head and drop to your knees. 56 00:03:40,049 --> 00:03:41,925 No, no, you don't understand. 57 00:03:41,926 --> 00:03:43,551 I just couldn't sleep. 58 00:03:43,552 --> 00:03:46,053 Release the dogs. 59 00:03:46,056 --> 00:03:48,809 Dogs? No. 60 00:03:48,976 --> 00:03:51,477 No, no dogs. 61 00:04:16,098 --> 00:04:19,311 All right, all right, I'm coming. 62 00:04:21,104 --> 00:04:23,604 This better be good. 63 00:04:27,904 --> 00:04:30,406 Hey, it is good. 64 00:04:30,865 --> 00:04:32,450 Charlie, tell them who I am. 65 00:04:32,451 --> 00:04:34,951 I'm sorry, who are you? 66 00:04:34,995 --> 00:04:38,164 Charlie, if you don't tell them, they're gonna take me to jail. 67 00:04:38,165 --> 00:04:41,084 Why do you keep calling me Charlie? 68 00:04:41,085 --> 00:04:43,629 Sir, is this man living here or not? 69 00:04:43,630 --> 00:04:45,672 Define living. 70 00:04:45,673 --> 00:04:50,136 - Charlie, I swear on my son's life- - Yeah, he lives here. 71 00:04:50,137 --> 00:04:52,180 Told you. I have got your badge numbers. 72 00:04:52,181 --> 00:04:54,975 - I'm gonna write a scathing letter to the- - Shut up. 73 00:04:54,976 --> 00:04:58,062 Thank you, officers. You are a credit to the Malibu community. 74 00:04:58,063 --> 00:04:59,313 You have a nice evening. 75 00:04:59,314 --> 00:05:03,755 At least this clown didn't ask if I was Jewish. 76 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:09,667 So... 77 00:05:09,668 --> 00:05:12,168 ...how was your run? 78 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:39,532 Enough drumming. 79 00:05:40,577 --> 00:05:43,790 Fine. Bass solo. 80 00:05:46,001 --> 00:05:47,209 Oh, come on. 81 00:05:47,210 --> 00:05:49,129 I'd like to have a nice quiet dinner. 82 00:05:49,130 --> 00:05:53,133 And I'd like you to be a keno waitress who can fit her hand in her mouth... 83 00:05:53,134 --> 00:05:55,635 ...but here you sit. 84 00:05:55,637 --> 00:05:58,931 I'm sorry, I'm a little cranky. I haven't slept in two days. 85 00:05:58,932 --> 00:06:01,433 Why don't you take a pill? 86 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:03,562 He doesn't believe in pills. 87 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:08,317 How can you not believe in them? They're on TV all the time. 88 00:06:08,318 --> 00:06:09,694 Let me tell you something. 89 00:06:09,695 --> 00:06:12,780 Big companies want you to think you can take a pill for everything. 90 00:06:12,781 --> 00:06:15,534 Can't sleep? Take a pill. Can't wake up? Take a pill. 91 00:06:15,535 --> 00:06:18,745 Feeling sad? Take a pill. Can't get it up? Take a pill. 92 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:21,246 Can't get what up? 93 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,430 Can we just eat our dinner? 94 00:06:30,301 --> 00:06:32,386 Can I go back to Mom's tomorrow? 95 00:06:32,387 --> 00:06:34,721 - Why? - I wanna hang out with my friends. 96 00:06:34,722 --> 00:06:37,183 All of a sudden your father's not good enough? 97 00:06:37,184 --> 00:06:39,770 It's not all of a sudden. 98 00:06:41,856 --> 00:06:44,942 Come on, Alan, the kid's growing up. He's got his own life now. 99 00:06:44,943 --> 00:06:47,278 How about you have your friends come over here? 100 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:49,614 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 101 00:06:49,615 --> 00:06:52,993 - No kids in my house. - I'm a kid. 102 00:06:52,994 --> 00:06:57,039 Well, I don't- I don't think of you as a kid. I think of you as more of... 103 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,540 ...a gassy dwarf. 104 00:07:01,044 --> 00:07:03,505 Charlie, you said it yourself. 105 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:06,591 He's growing up. Getting a life of his own. 106 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:08,719 He'll be going off to college soon. 107 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,555 I'll only see him on holidays. 108 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:12,557 Only hear from him when he needs money. 109 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:17,396 Not that I'll have any. I'll still be paying alimony to two ex-wives. 110 00:07:17,397 --> 00:07:23,485 And college tuition? That just means selling an organ or turning tricks. 111 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:25,154 And for what? 112 00:07:25,155 --> 00:07:27,574 So that he can get a worthless piece of paper... 113 00:07:27,575 --> 00:07:30,786 ...that he can then fold into a hat to wear to the fast-food job... 114 00:07:30,787 --> 00:07:37,788 ...that he'll probably be fired from for stealing fries from the customers' bags. 115 00:07:40,297 --> 00:07:42,797 I do like fries. 116 00:07:54,814 --> 00:07:57,314 Sure, you can sleep. 117 00:07:57,608 --> 00:08:00,109 You have no conscience. 118 00:08:01,238 --> 00:08:03,738 Wake up! 119 00:08:06,911 --> 00:08:09,411 - What? - It's noon. 120 00:08:09,414 --> 00:08:11,456 What day? 121 00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:12,667 Saturday. 122 00:08:12,668 --> 00:08:15,168 Thanks, see you Sunday. 123 00:08:15,504 --> 00:08:17,255 Charlie, I have to go out. 124 00:08:17,256 --> 00:08:19,383 I need you to watch Jake and his friend. 125 00:08:19,384 --> 00:08:22,302 Friend? I thought I said no kids. 126 00:08:22,303 --> 00:08:23,637 You say lots of stuff. 127 00:08:23,638 --> 00:08:26,808 Twice a week you say you'll never drink again. 128 00:08:26,809 --> 00:08:29,811 I don't know what to believe anymore. 129 00:08:29,812 --> 00:08:31,187 Where are you going? 130 00:08:31,188 --> 00:08:32,731 I have to run some errands. 131 00:08:32,732 --> 00:08:34,608 - So take the kids with you. - I can't. 132 00:08:34,609 --> 00:08:36,652 - Run errands later. - Would you please... 133 00:08:36,653 --> 00:08:38,612 ...get your drunken ass out of bed... 134 00:08:38,613 --> 00:08:43,824 ...and stop being a waste of skin for once in your life! 135 00:08:45,538 --> 00:08:48,239 Well, since you said "please." 136 00:08:49,084 --> 00:08:51,584 Thank you. 137 00:08:52,796 --> 00:08:55,006 I'm- I'm sorry I barked at you. 138 00:08:55,007 --> 00:08:57,843 - Still can't sleep, huh? - No. 139 00:08:57,844 --> 00:09:01,055 Well, don't worry, I'm here for you. I'll keep an eye on the kids. 140 00:09:01,056 --> 00:09:03,996 - I appreciate it. - No problem. 141 00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:15,114 It's like he's never met me. 142 00:09:18,576 --> 00:09:19,951 Nothing seems to work. 143 00:09:19,952 --> 00:09:24,790 I've tried warm milk, exercise, meditation, self-hypnosis- 144 00:09:24,791 --> 00:09:27,722 Why don't you just take a pill? 145 00:09:27,878 --> 00:09:31,798 Because I don't need a pill. The root of my insomnia is psychological. 146 00:09:31,799 --> 00:09:34,467 That is why I'm sitting here with you, a psychologist. 147 00:09:34,468 --> 00:09:39,640 I'm a psychiatrist, a medical doctor, which is why I can prescribe pills. 148 00:09:39,641 --> 00:09:42,435 Is that a shot at me because I'm just a chiropractor? 149 00:09:42,436 --> 00:09:46,426 No, of course not. But I am a real doctor. 150 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,818 Look, can you help me or not? 151 00:09:48,819 --> 00:09:52,572 You know, delve into my subconscious, unravel the source of my problem? 152 00:09:52,573 --> 00:09:55,073 Sure, I'll give it a shot. 153 00:09:55,410 --> 00:09:57,536 So when was the last time you had sex? 154 00:09:57,537 --> 00:09:59,913 This has nothing to do with sex. 155 00:09:59,914 --> 00:10:03,334 This has to do with alimony and ex-wives and child support... 156 00:10:03,335 --> 00:10:06,963 ...and writing checks I can't cover and having to live on my brother's hide-a-bed. 157 00:10:06,964 --> 00:10:10,467 - Why don't we start with your brother? - What does he have to do with this? 158 00:10:10,468 --> 00:10:13,554 - Who's the doctor here? - Okay, that was a shot. 159 00:10:13,555 --> 00:10:16,056 You got me. 160 00:10:16,725 --> 00:10:19,555 Now tell me about your brother. 161 00:10:19,562 --> 00:10:21,229 What is there to say? 162 00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:24,942 He's two years older than me, but much more immature. 163 00:10:24,943 --> 00:10:28,070 He's charming and easy-going, of course, why shouldn't he be? 164 00:10:28,071 --> 00:10:30,782 He's never had to work for anything in his entire life. 165 00:10:30,783 --> 00:10:36,454 Money and women just seem to fall into his big, fat, lucky lap. 166 00:10:36,455 --> 00:10:37,999 So you resent him. 167 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,960 No, I love him. He took me in when I needed a place to live. 168 00:10:40,961 --> 00:10:44,548 Okay, you say you love your brother, you're grateful for his help... 169 00:10:44,549 --> 00:10:47,801 ...and yet it must be difficult to watch him sail through life... 170 00:10:47,802 --> 00:10:52,253 ...while you remain a complete and utter failure. 171 00:10:53,976 --> 00:10:56,227 I didn't say I was a complete failure. 172 00:10:56,228 --> 00:10:57,604 Huh. 173 00:10:57,605 --> 00:11:00,105 Why is it in my notes? 174 00:11:00,608 --> 00:11:03,108 Oh, well, continue. 175 00:11:03,194 --> 00:11:05,488 Okay. 176 00:11:05,489 --> 00:11:10,410 Well, the worst part is that as selfish and promiscuous as Charlie is... 177 00:11:10,411 --> 00:11:12,830 ...he hasn't suffered any consequences. 178 00:11:12,831 --> 00:11:17,626 No palimony suits, no bullet wounds from angry husbands. 179 00:11:17,627 --> 00:11:21,423 Not so much as a lousy urinary tract infection. 180 00:11:21,424 --> 00:11:25,525 - And yet you love him. - Well, he's family. 181 00:11:26,471 --> 00:11:29,057 Oh, oh, I get it. 182 00:11:29,224 --> 00:11:33,478 You think it's this internal contradiction that's the source of my insomnia. 183 00:11:33,479 --> 00:11:35,188 What do you think? 184 00:11:35,189 --> 00:11:37,315 I think you may be right. 185 00:11:37,316 --> 00:11:38,776 But how do I resolve it? 186 00:11:38,777 --> 00:11:42,363 Well, that's a good question. But unfortunately, we're out of time. 187 00:11:42,364 --> 00:11:45,951 - Already? - You dozed off for 40 minutes, Alan. 188 00:11:45,952 --> 00:11:50,502 - You're gonna charge me for that? - I was awake. 189 00:11:51,874 --> 00:11:53,710 Fine, fine. Can I write you a check? 190 00:11:53,711 --> 00:11:55,294 Oh, boy. 191 00:11:55,295 --> 00:11:58,798 Alan, when a patient tells me they're writing checks they can't cover... 192 00:11:58,799 --> 00:12:02,900 ...I kind of have a little cash-only policy. 193 00:12:02,971 --> 00:12:05,722 All right. Where's the closest ATM? 194 00:12:05,723 --> 00:12:07,016 Downstairs in the lobby. 195 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:11,087 - I'll be right back. - I'll walk with you. 196 00:12:33,171 --> 00:12:34,840 Hey. 197 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,925 - What you doing? - Chatting. 198 00:12:36,926 --> 00:12:38,969 - With who? - Each other. 199 00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:41,611 But you're in the same room. 200 00:12:45,435 --> 00:12:48,480 What are you typing? Is that about me? 201 00:12:48,481 --> 00:12:50,981 No. 202 00:12:51,651 --> 00:12:53,151 Down the hall, on the right. 203 00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:55,653 BRB. 204 00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:01,246 - "BRB"? - Be right back. 205 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,038 Ah. 206 00:13:03,039 --> 00:13:05,959 Well, YAD. 207 00:13:06,126 --> 00:13:09,046 - What's that? - You're a dog. 208 00:13:11,507 --> 00:13:14,918 - She's cute. - She's just a friend. 209 00:13:18,181 --> 00:13:20,057 - What are you doing? - Oh, come on. 210 00:13:20,058 --> 00:13:21,475 It's me you're talking to. 211 00:13:21,476 --> 00:13:23,977 The big dog. 212 00:13:25,231 --> 00:13:29,193 Okay, okay, you're starting to freak me out. 213 00:13:29,194 --> 00:13:30,987 That's my mom. 214 00:13:30,988 --> 00:13:33,072 - I'll get it. - Okay, okay, I lied. 215 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,615 I like her. 216 00:13:34,616 --> 00:13:38,079 - Oh, really? - Yeah. Woof. 217 00:13:39,330 --> 00:13:41,123 There you go. 218 00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:43,209 Wait, don't open the door. 219 00:13:43,210 --> 00:13:45,503 - Why not? - Coming. 220 00:13:45,504 --> 00:13:47,505 Go to your room. 221 00:13:47,506 --> 00:13:50,259 - What are you, nuts? - Please don't hit on her. 222 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,594 - Hit on who? - Taylor's mom. 223 00:13:52,595 --> 00:13:54,471 Why would I hit on Taylor's mom? 224 00:13:54,472 --> 00:13:59,477 Well, because she's kind of pretty and you'll hit on anything with a pulse. 225 00:13:59,478 --> 00:14:01,688 - Where'd you get that? - My mom. 226 00:14:01,689 --> 00:14:05,484 - Oh, well- - And my dad, Berta, Rose, Grandma... 227 00:14:05,485 --> 00:14:07,820 - Okay, okay. - ...the UPS man. 228 00:14:07,821 --> 00:14:09,196 All right. 229 00:14:09,197 --> 00:14:12,284 And when you hit on people I know, everything gets screwed up... 230 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,370 ...or I have to find a new guitar teacher, new karate class... 231 00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:17,373 - ...Cub Scout troop- - Okay, I get it. 232 00:14:17,374 --> 00:14:19,208 godmother. 233 00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:23,212 Don't worry, I'm not gonna risk our friendship over "kind of pretty." 234 00:14:23,213 --> 00:14:27,314 - So you won't hit on her? - Absolutely not. 235 00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:30,970 Hi, I'm Taylor's mom. 236 00:14:32,933 --> 00:14:35,433 Scratch that. 237 00:14:38,815 --> 00:14:42,995 - Okay, I will give you a call. - Great. Bye. 238 00:14:49,201 --> 00:14:50,785 You promised. 239 00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:52,288 No, no. No. 240 00:14:52,289 --> 00:14:57,869 The head that made the promise is not the one that broke it. 241 00:14:58,212 --> 00:15:01,089 And besides, you said she was just kind of pretty. 242 00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:03,967 - Who do you consider hot? - Taylor. 243 00:15:03,968 --> 00:15:07,264 - Taylor's 12. - Hello. 244 00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:10,391 Come on. What's the worst thing that could happen... 245 00:15:10,392 --> 00:15:13,979 - ...if I go out with your friend's mom? - Do I have to explain it again? 246 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:17,190 - My guitar teacher, my karate coach- - Okay, okay. 247 00:15:17,191 --> 00:15:20,486 I can't show my face at the comic-book store. 248 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,656 All right, but the worst thing doesn't have to happen. 249 00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:27,598 Would you please just not go out with her? 250 00:15:28,121 --> 00:15:29,997 Tell you what, I'll make you a deal. 251 00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:33,126 I'll give up Taylor's mom in exchange for you washing my car... 252 00:15:33,127 --> 00:15:34,919 - ...once a week for a month. - Done. 253 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:38,172 That includes Turtle Wax, tire dressing and vacuuming the carpets. 254 00:15:38,173 --> 00:15:40,467 - Oh, man. - Hey, the woman is recently divorced. 255 00:15:40,468 --> 00:15:42,803 I didn't ask for her number, she gave it to me. 256 00:15:42,804 --> 00:15:44,388 - You know what that means? - No. 257 00:15:44,389 --> 00:15:47,910 That means one, maybe two dinners and- 258 00:15:49,979 --> 00:15:52,105 You're waxing my car. 259 00:15:52,106 --> 00:15:54,358 All right. 260 00:15:54,359 --> 00:15:57,653 You're lucky you're not painting the house. 261 00:15:57,654 --> 00:16:00,935 The sacrifices we make for our kids. 262 00:16:01,409 --> 00:16:04,203 - Hey. - Hey. 263 00:16:04,829 --> 00:16:06,496 You look like crap. 264 00:16:06,497 --> 00:16:09,834 - Thank you. You look terrific. - I feel terrific. 265 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:12,169 The key is a good night's sleep. 266 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:15,257 Yeah, listen, I have to talk to you. 267 00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:17,426 - This is a bad time, Alan. - How come? 268 00:16:17,427 --> 00:16:20,097 Because you wanna talk to me. 269 00:16:20,889 --> 00:16:22,849 Okay, what? 270 00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:24,809 You know I love you, right? 271 00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:27,729 Alan, are you breaking up with me? 272 00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:32,859 - Would you just shut up and listen to me? - Pick one, Alan. 273 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:37,281 All right, all right. I talked to a therapist... 274 00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:40,660 ...and I think I learned something. 275 00:16:40,661 --> 00:16:43,162 No, too easy. Go ahead. 276 00:16:43,331 --> 00:16:44,790 The thing is... 277 00:16:44,791 --> 00:16:48,086 ...all these years of watching your life go so smoothly... 278 00:16:48,087 --> 00:16:52,799 ...while I stumble back and forth between humiliation and abject failure... 279 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:56,929 ...has resulted in me harboring a lot of anger and jealousy towards you. 280 00:16:56,930 --> 00:16:59,390 Yeah, I get that. 281 00:16:59,391 --> 00:17:01,892 How could it not? 282 00:17:01,894 --> 00:17:05,397 Anyway, I think the tension between my love for you... 283 00:17:05,398 --> 00:17:09,068 ...and my resentment of you is what's causing my insomnia. 284 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,570 - And? - And I thought... 285 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,739 ...maybe if I got it out in the open, it might help me sleep. 286 00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:16,076 So how do you feel now? 287 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,536 Better, actually. 288 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,247 Like- Like a weight has been lifted. 289 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,249 - Well, good. - Yeah, maybe that's it. 290 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,086 Maybe all I needed to do was unload. 291 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:28,631 Well, a good unloading usually makes me drowsy. 292 00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:33,805 - You're disgusting. - True, but I sleep like a baby. 293 00:17:33,972 --> 00:17:40,903 And if I wake up fussy, there's always something nearby to put in my mouth. 294 00:18:00,711 --> 00:18:03,965 I waxed your car. 295 00:18:04,465 --> 00:18:06,675 What? What are you doing up? 296 00:18:06,676 --> 00:18:09,177 You were out with Taylor's mom, weren't you? 297 00:18:09,178 --> 00:18:11,764 - No, I wasn't. - Are you sure? 298 00:18:11,765 --> 00:18:13,850 I think I know who I was out with. 299 00:18:13,851 --> 00:18:16,352 Okay, well, maybe you can explain this picture... 300 00:18:16,353 --> 00:18:21,094 ...of your perfectly waxed car in Taylor's driveway. 301 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,609 Where did you get that? 302 00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:25,530 Taylor took it with her phone and e-mailed it to me. 303 00:18:25,531 --> 00:18:27,865 Oh, okay. 304 00:18:27,866 --> 00:18:30,366 Not my car. 305 00:18:30,494 --> 00:18:36,815 What about this one of you kissing Taylor's mom in front of the car? 306 00:18:37,335 --> 00:18:39,836 Photoshop? 307 00:18:40,214 --> 00:18:41,673 How was your date? 308 00:18:41,674 --> 00:18:44,343 - Very nice. - Bite me. 309 00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:48,430 Okay, well, good night. 310 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:51,517 You said you wouldn't go out with her and you did. 311 00:18:51,518 --> 00:18:53,937 I had to, Jake. She called me. 312 00:18:53,938 --> 00:18:55,605 What difference does that make? 313 00:18:55,606 --> 00:18:57,190 I have to explain it to you? 314 00:18:57,191 --> 00:19:00,472 I have to explain everything to you. 315 00:19:00,571 --> 00:19:04,199 Okay, okay. Let's say you're a hunter. 316 00:19:04,366 --> 00:19:08,177 If a deer takes your gun, shoots itself... 317 00:19:08,204 --> 00:19:11,707 ...then straps itself to the roof of your car... 318 00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:15,329 ...you have to take it home and eat it. 319 00:19:15,713 --> 00:19:17,880 What? 320 00:19:17,881 --> 00:19:21,552 I'm sorry. I can't make it any clearer. 321 00:19:21,636 --> 00:19:25,222 If you keep seeing her, you're gonna be sorry. 322 00:19:25,223 --> 00:19:27,267 Whoa, is that a threat? 323 00:19:27,268 --> 00:19:29,018 No, it's a promise. 324 00:19:29,019 --> 00:19:30,353 What's the difference? 325 00:19:30,354 --> 00:19:35,055 I don't know. One's a threat and one's a promise. 326 00:19:35,944 --> 00:19:38,237 Oh, come on, buddy. Let's be reasonable here. 327 00:19:38,238 --> 00:19:40,407 Your relationship with your friend is what? 328 00:19:40,408 --> 00:19:43,285 Instant messaging and holding hands at the pep rally? 329 00:19:43,286 --> 00:19:44,995 What's a pep rally? 330 00:19:44,996 --> 00:19:46,413 Just listen to me. 331 00:19:46,414 --> 00:19:49,291 Before you know it, you'll have forgotten all about Taylor. 332 00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:51,127 You'll have forgotten her mother. 333 00:19:51,128 --> 00:19:53,045 No doubt. 334 00:19:53,046 --> 00:19:55,757 But I guarantee you I'll be forgetting a lot more... 335 00:19:55,758 --> 00:19:58,176 ...than holding her hand at a pep rally. 336 00:19:58,177 --> 00:20:00,678 Last chance, Uncle Charlie. 337 00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:03,767 Ooh. I'm so scared. 338 00:20:05,936 --> 00:20:09,807 "Last chance, Uncle Charlie." Pbbt. Please. 339 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,617 CHARLIE: Jake! 340 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,539 - What's going on? - Nothing. Gotta go. 341 00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:26,793 You're dead. You are so dead. 342 00:20:31,382 --> 00:20:33,882 Damn it. 343 00:20:42,145 --> 00:20:44,645 He went that way. 344 00:20:45,273 --> 00:20:47,773 Thanks. 345 00:20:48,484 --> 00:20:51,530 - Great slime. - Thanks. 346 00:20:51,697 --> 00:20:54,197 It's an old family recipe. 347 00:20:55,534 --> 00:20:58,538 Where are you, you rat bastard? 348 00:20:58,705 --> 00:21:01,623 This is the L.A. Sheriff's Department. 349 00:21:01,624 --> 00:21:03,918 Get down on the sand with your arms spread. 350 00:21:03,919 --> 00:21:05,336 It's okay. 351 00:21:05,337 --> 00:21:08,187 I'm just trying to kill a kid. 352 00:21:08,841 --> 00:21:11,344 Release the dogs. 353 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,644 That's right. 354 00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:22,481 Release the dogs.