1 00:00:02,205 --> 00:00:04,964 - Have any homework this weekend? - A little. 2 00:00:05,132 --> 00:00:07,296 Why don't you get started on it tonight. 3 00:00:07,473 --> 00:00:08,591 But it's only Friday. 4 00:00:08,770 --> 00:00:11,148 I know, but if you do it tonight, you won't worry. 5 00:00:11,362 --> 00:00:12,694 I'm not worried. 6 00:00:16,087 --> 00:00:18,001 Hey. What are you guys up to tonight? 7 00:00:18,177 --> 00:00:20,675 - Jake's gonna do his homework. - Why? 8 00:00:22,233 --> 00:00:24,813 It's only Friday. 9 00:00:26,372 --> 00:00:28,251 Let me tell you something about Charlie. 10 00:00:28,421 --> 00:00:31,513 He was a lousy student. He always put off doing his homework... 11 00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:35,607 ...and his grades reflected it. - Seems like he's doing okay now. 12 00:00:39,418 --> 00:00:42,212 - Go get your books. - I left my books at Mom's. 13 00:00:42,387 --> 00:00:46,525 - Fine. I'll have her bring them over. - Okay. They're in my bag. 14 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:49,695 Go get them. 15 00:00:51,042 --> 00:00:53,039 Okay. Well, don't wait up. 16 00:00:53,927 --> 00:00:56,769 - Pretty confident, huh? - Yeah. 17 00:00:56,937 --> 00:00:59,482 Thus, the "don't wait up." 18 00:00:59,655 --> 00:01:01,902 Didn't you meet this girl a couple of days ago? 19 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:05,540 Yup. So tonight's the night. You know, the three-day rule. 20 00:01:05,718 --> 00:01:07,264 That's the three-date rule. 21 00:01:08,979 --> 00:01:10,608 Three dates? That's crazy talk. 22 00:01:11,906 --> 00:01:14,748 All right. If you bring her back here, please be discreet. 23 00:01:14,916 --> 00:01:17,164 Don't worry. First night's always at her place. 24 00:01:17,342 --> 00:01:20,969 - Is that another rule? - No. It's just a common courtesy. 25 00:01:22,443 --> 00:01:25,487 A woman's more relaxed and comfortable in her own surroundings. 26 00:01:26,708 --> 00:01:30,049 Plus, the minute she falls asleep, I can hit the bricks. 27 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:32,896 That's lovely. It's a shame you don't work for Hallmark. 28 00:01:33,063 --> 00:01:36,357 Yeah, I'll bet those guys get laid like crazy. 29 00:01:37,244 --> 00:01:39,325 - Goodnight, buddy. - Night. 30 00:01:39,753 --> 00:01:41,465 What happened to my chicken nuggets? 31 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,548 What are you talking about? You ate them. 32 00:01:43,725 --> 00:01:45,937 Now, stop procrastinating and do your homework. 33 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:48,819 What does procrastinating mean? 34 00:01:48,993 --> 00:01:51,752 It means putting off stuff that you have to do. 35 00:01:53,467 --> 00:01:56,261 - Can you use it in a sentence? - I just did. 36 00:01:56,854 --> 00:01:58,268 Oh, yeah. 37 00:01:59,739 --> 00:02:02,201 Did I tell you a bug flew in my ear today? 38 00:02:06,596 --> 00:02:08,428 Charlie? 39 00:02:09,231 --> 00:02:13,190 - You asleep? - What? No. 40 00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:16,082 No. You? 41 00:02:16,255 --> 00:02:19,014 Listen, I have to get up early tomorrow, so... 42 00:02:19,433 --> 00:02:21,229 - You want me to leave? - Do you mind? 43 00:02:21,398 --> 00:02:23,942 No, I'm cool either way: Stay or go. 44 00:02:24,116 --> 00:02:25,828 Okay. 45 00:02:26,332 --> 00:02:27,996 So I'm going? 46 00:02:29,844 --> 00:02:31,176 Thanks, you're a doll. 47 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:40,285 You know, I actually prefer waking up in my own bed. 48 00:02:41,008 --> 00:02:42,839 Personal little quirk. 49 00:02:43,433 --> 00:02:45,930 - You don't mind, right? - Not at all. 50 00:02:46,109 --> 00:02:48,107 Good. 51 00:02:48,283 --> 00:02:52,160 So this worked out well for all concerned, huh? 52 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,551 It was fantastic. We'll have to do it again. 53 00:02:55,224 --> 00:02:56,888 Absolutely. 54 00:02:58,193 --> 00:03:01,951 - But not tonight? - No. 55 00:03:03,419 --> 00:03:07,558 - Okay. Well, I'll call you. - It's probably easier if I call you. 56 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:10,688 Sure. Either way. 57 00:03:10,862 --> 00:03:12,990 - I call you, you call me. - I'll call you. 58 00:03:14,834 --> 00:03:16,796 Good. 59 00:03:16,966 --> 00:03:19,844 - So I guess I'll just let myself out. - Okay. 60 00:03:34,151 --> 00:03:36,196 Sherri, you asleep? 61 00:03:37,663 --> 00:03:38,912 Finally. 62 00:04:09,984 --> 00:04:12,398 - How was school this week? - Okay. 63 00:04:12,577 --> 00:04:15,870 - Any homework for the weekend? - Nope. 64 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:19,468 - Really? - Okay, yes. 65 00:04:21,274 --> 00:04:23,402 Do we have to go through this every Friday? 66 00:04:23,573 --> 00:04:25,737 I'd rather we didn't. 67 00:04:30,389 --> 00:04:31,851 Curly fries. 68 00:04:32,019 --> 00:04:34,517 When I was your age, we didn't even have curly fries. 69 00:04:34,695 --> 00:04:37,657 We had to make do with straight or crinkle cut. 70 00:04:37,831 --> 00:04:40,079 - What? - I'm just trying to distract you... 71 00:04:40,256 --> 00:04:42,634 ...while I steal your fries. - Hey. 72 00:04:42,807 --> 00:04:44,852 Jake, don't be selfish. Let him have one. 73 00:04:45,023 --> 00:04:46,819 So no date tonight? 74 00:04:46,988 --> 00:04:48,820 I thought I'd just hang with you guys. 75 00:04:48,995 --> 00:04:52,622 - What about that girl you're seeing? - Sherri? I'm playing that slow. 76 00:04:54,974 --> 00:04:57,602 Really? Do you mean at a leisurely pace... 77 00:04:57,776 --> 00:05:00,487 ...or as if you were developmentally challenged? 78 00:05:01,957 --> 00:05:04,537 Oh, aren't you clever? Bite me. 79 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:08,434 Alan, most beautiful women are used to guys... 80 00:05:08,605 --> 00:05:10,567 ...chasing after them. They expect it. 81 00:05:10,738 --> 00:05:13,781 Squeeze a little more ketchup on it, would you, buddy? 82 00:05:13,957 --> 00:05:16,454 However, if you hang back and stay cool... 83 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:18,797 ...the women come to you. 84 00:05:19,267 --> 00:05:22,609 Well, not to you specifically, but you get the theory. 85 00:05:22,779 --> 00:05:25,158 Yeah, I'm not stupid. Just physically repellent... 86 00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:27,375 ...and inherently unlovable. 87 00:05:27,546 --> 00:05:30,507 Don't get snippy with me. I'm trying to teach you something. 88 00:05:30,682 --> 00:05:33,310 Hey, I agreed to one. 89 00:05:33,483 --> 00:05:36,527 If you're finished with dinner, get started on homework. 90 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:38,915 I'm still hungry. He ate all my fries. 91 00:05:39,086 --> 00:05:41,798 You can have ice cream when you've done your homework. 92 00:05:41,971 --> 00:05:44,183 Isn't that procrastinating? 93 00:05:48,703 --> 00:05:50,784 Go. 94 00:05:54,097 --> 00:05:57,771 Man, that kid guards his plate like a one-armed inmate, doesn't he? 95 00:06:00,996 --> 00:06:03,957 Hello? Oh, hey, Sherri. 96 00:06:04,132 --> 00:06:05,760 How's it going? 97 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:09,022 Tonight? No, I'm sorry, I can't. I've already got plans. 98 00:06:10,989 --> 00:06:14,830 How about tomorrow night? Oh, you've got plans. 99 00:06:15,003 --> 00:06:17,215 Okay. Well, Sunday? 100 00:06:18,013 --> 00:06:20,177 Monday? 101 00:06:20,355 --> 00:06:23,566 What about Tuesday? You know what? 102 00:06:23,742 --> 00:06:27,796 I'm looking at the wrong month in my date book. Tonight works. 103 00:06:29,763 --> 00:06:31,975 How about I pick you up at 8? 104 00:06:32,355 --> 00:06:35,732 Okay, I'll meet you at 7. 105 00:06:35,909 --> 00:06:37,538 How about Antonio's? 106 00:06:37,707 --> 00:06:39,371 The Oak Room it is. 107 00:06:39,547 --> 00:06:41,711 See you soon. 108 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:47,564 - What just happened? - You were playing it slow. 109 00:06:52,049 --> 00:06:54,427 - Everything okay? - No, perfect, Stephan. Thanks. 110 00:06:54,599 --> 00:06:56,763 Always good to see you. 111 00:06:57,568 --> 00:06:59,696 I liked it too. 112 00:07:01,247 --> 00:07:03,329 So you must be a regular here. 113 00:07:03,505 --> 00:07:05,753 Yeah. Food's good and I bring a lot of clients. 114 00:07:05,930 --> 00:07:08,142 Speaking of which, it's getting kind of late. 115 00:07:08,314 --> 00:07:11,025 - I've got an early meeting tomorrow. - I'll get the check. 116 00:07:11,199 --> 00:07:12,577 I already took care of it. 117 00:07:12,746 --> 00:07:14,874 - When? - You were in the little boys' room. 118 00:07:15,045 --> 00:07:18,387 - That's not right. - It's fine. I asked you out. No big deal. 119 00:07:18,558 --> 00:07:21,185 No, you shouldn't call it "the little boys' room." 120 00:07:22,864 --> 00:07:25,706 - Sorry. - You're forgiven. 121 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:26,909 So we can just go. 122 00:07:27,464 --> 00:07:29,627 If it's okay, I wanna go back to my place. 123 00:07:29,805 --> 00:07:32,302 Oh, great. I'll follow you. 124 00:07:32,481 --> 00:07:34,776 I don't think so, Charlie. I'm kind of tired. 125 00:07:35,617 --> 00:07:37,246 Okay. Well, how about this? 126 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:40,875 I'll drive you home, carry you upstairs, tuck you into bed... 127 00:07:41,053 --> 00:07:44,346 ...kiss you good night, and just as you're drifting off to sleep... 128 00:07:44,523 --> 00:07:48,281 ...I will lick your body from head to toe. 129 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:53,252 Lovely as that sounds, I'm gonna have to take a rain check. 130 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:56,899 Okay. Yeah, I guess it is getting kind of late. 131 00:07:57,067 --> 00:08:00,111 - It's almost 9. - Thanks for understanding. 132 00:08:00,286 --> 00:08:04,591 - Sure. Hey, we're okay, right? - Yeah. 133 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:07,091 - Did I say something to upset you? - No. 134 00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:08,648 - Are you mad at me? - No. 135 00:08:08,816 --> 00:08:10,778 - Promise? - Yes. 136 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:14,290 Do I sound like a big old girl? 137 00:08:20,189 --> 00:08:21,853 Why didn't you do this part? 138 00:08:22,029 --> 00:08:24,240 That's extra credit. You don't have to do it. 139 00:08:24,412 --> 00:08:27,754 - Why don't you do it anyway? - Because I don't have to. 140 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,468 It shows that you're willing to make an extra effort. 141 00:08:30,642 --> 00:08:33,104 But I'm not. 142 00:08:35,116 --> 00:08:37,494 - Do it anyway. - Why? 143 00:08:37,666 --> 00:08:39,664 If you spent as much time doing the work... 144 00:08:39,841 --> 00:08:41,922 ...as you do arguing about it, we'd be done. 145 00:08:42,098 --> 00:08:44,976 I am done. This is extra. 146 00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:48,995 - Hey. - Hey. 147 00:08:49,165 --> 00:08:51,328 You're home early. 148 00:08:52,593 --> 00:08:54,675 Alan, if you got something to say... 149 00:08:54,851 --> 00:08:57,015 ...why don't you just come out and say it? 150 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:02,208 You're home early? 151 00:09:02,377 --> 00:09:05,005 Yeah, that's smart. Keep pushing me. 152 00:09:08,984 --> 00:09:13,823 - Did you see that? - Yeah, he took my ice cream. 153 00:09:23,743 --> 00:09:25,825 Hey, neighbor. 154 00:09:26,921 --> 00:09:28,384 Hi, Rose. 155 00:09:28,552 --> 00:09:32,511 - Didn't you have dessert with Sherri? - How did you know I was with Sherri? 156 00:09:32,691 --> 00:09:35,653 Oh, Charlie, you still don't get me, do you? 157 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:40,833 - So do you wanna talk about it? - No. 158 00:09:43,353 --> 00:09:45,898 She probably just had to get up early, like she said. 159 00:09:46,071 --> 00:09:47,450 Probably. 160 00:09:47,618 --> 00:09:49,913 Unless her real date didn't start until later... 161 00:09:50,085 --> 00:09:52,380 ...and she just didn't wanna eat alone. 162 00:09:52,552 --> 00:09:54,966 What? 163 00:09:55,144 --> 00:09:57,356 Oh, come on, Charlie. Double-booking. 164 00:09:57,528 --> 00:09:58,906 You practically invented it. 165 00:10:00,078 --> 00:10:03,456 No, she wouldn't do that to me. Why would she do that to me? 166 00:10:03,632 --> 00:10:06,926 Did she do that to me? She did that to me, didn't she? 167 00:10:09,904 --> 00:10:11,450 - Excuse me? - Sorry. 168 00:10:11,618 --> 00:10:14,330 I was just taking a little selfish delight in your pain. 169 00:10:14,503 --> 00:10:16,382 The Germans call it "schadenfreude"... 170 00:10:16,552 --> 00:10:19,097 ...but here in the U.S.A., we just go: 171 00:10:22,782 --> 00:10:25,244 - Thanks. - Oh, Charlie... 172 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:29,174 ...you don't need a girl like that. You could do so much better. 173 00:10:30,141 --> 00:10:32,020 You're right. I can. 174 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:34,068 She doesn't call when she says she will. 175 00:10:34,239 --> 00:10:37,782 She won't let me sleep over. She's obviously seeing other guys. 176 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,124 So why can't I get her out of my head? 177 00:10:40,302 --> 00:10:45,225 Okay, that's not where I was going, but let's review: 178 00:10:45,403 --> 00:10:49,280 She's gorgeous, but she's also self-centered... 179 00:10:49,459 --> 00:10:52,003 ...she's promiscuous, she's commitment-phobic... 180 00:10:52,176 --> 00:10:54,388 - Oh, my God. - What? 181 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,734 I'm dating myself. 182 00:11:00,413 --> 00:11:03,256 No wonder the sex is so good. 183 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,779 Trust me. You'll feel better having this done. 184 00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:14,042 - We'll have the weekend to have fun. - What if we don't have fun? 185 00:11:14,211 --> 00:11:16,673 Then all this studying will be for nothing. 186 00:11:17,556 --> 00:11:19,934 That's just a risk we'll have to take. 187 00:11:20,107 --> 00:11:22,865 Now, what year did Magellan circumnavigate the globe? 188 00:11:23,034 --> 00:11:25,281 - It's not gonna be on the test. - Maybe not. 189 00:11:25,459 --> 00:11:27,123 It wouldn't hurt for you to know it. 190 00:11:27,299 --> 00:11:29,630 Why would I wanna know something I don't have to? 191 00:11:29,807 --> 00:11:32,435 Because maybe you'll need to know it in the future. 192 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,940 Well, then, that's when I'll learn it. 193 00:11:36,079 --> 00:11:37,708 Why can't you just learn it now? 194 00:11:37,877 --> 00:11:40,089 There's only so much space in my brain... 195 00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:44,981 ...that if you put Magellan in there, I might forget my locker combination. 196 00:11:46,909 --> 00:11:49,703 - Charlie, help me out here. - What? 197 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,802 Jake doesn't think he needs to know anything about Magellan. 198 00:11:52,971 --> 00:11:54,719 What's Magellan? 199 00:11:57,027 --> 00:11:59,405 Okay, I'm out of here. Won't be late. 200 00:11:59,578 --> 00:12:03,537 Oh, I'm sorry. Bad news from the clinic? 201 00:12:04,721 --> 00:12:07,682 No. I'm just taking Sherri out for a nice dinner... 202 00:12:07,856 --> 00:12:10,188 ...after which I plan to gently but firmly... 203 00:12:10,365 --> 00:12:12,529 ...extricate myself from the relationship. 204 00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:15,379 So she got bad news from the clinic? 205 00:12:16,721 --> 00:12:18,599 There's no bad news. There's no clinic. 206 00:12:18,769 --> 00:12:20,517 - I'm just ending it. - Why? 207 00:12:20,693 --> 00:12:23,404 Because she's a self-centered, manipulative narcissist. 208 00:12:23,578 --> 00:12:25,659 So are you. 209 00:12:26,463 --> 00:12:28,294 Hello. 210 00:12:31,313 --> 00:12:32,895 He said "narcissist." 211 00:12:34,198 --> 00:12:36,446 It's not a dirty word. 212 00:12:37,836 --> 00:12:39,382 What does it mean? 213 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,964 If you wanna know, look it up in the dictionary. 214 00:12:42,143 --> 00:12:43,807 Okay. 215 00:12:52,052 --> 00:12:54,632 He's not coming back. 216 00:12:58,617 --> 00:13:01,459 - Thank you, Steven. - It's "Stephan." 217 00:13:01,627 --> 00:13:03,209 Sure, it is. 218 00:13:08,066 --> 00:13:10,742 Listen, Sherri, we need to talk. 219 00:13:10,909 --> 00:13:15,667 - You're a terrific woman, but... - You look so hot tonight. 220 00:13:16,052 --> 00:13:17,384 Really? 221 00:13:21,697 --> 00:13:26,501 - That was incredible. - Yeah, it was, wasn't it? 222 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,670 It's funny how things work out. 223 00:13:28,847 --> 00:13:31,309 An hour ago I wasn't feeling too good about us. 224 00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:33,443 I gotta get up early again tomorrow. 225 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,242 So if you don't mind... 226 00:13:41,641 --> 00:13:44,650 There you go, Elvis. Peanut butter and bananas. 227 00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:49,042 - My mom cuts it diagonally. - Yeah? 228 00:13:49,209 --> 00:13:52,384 Well, that's the way I learned to cut it in prison. 229 00:13:54,394 --> 00:13:55,726 Thank you? 230 00:13:59,328 --> 00:14:02,455 Alan, got a riddle for you: 231 00:14:02,631 --> 00:14:05,723 What's short, picky and only supposed to be here on weekends? 232 00:14:05,892 --> 00:14:08,437 I'll give you a hint: It's your kid. 233 00:14:09,530 --> 00:14:11,326 I know. I know. His mother decided... 234 00:14:11,495 --> 00:14:14,420 ...she had to go to Palm Springs to rejuvenate herself. 235 00:14:15,091 --> 00:14:16,839 Detox? 236 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,812 No, a health spa. Six hundred dollars a day... 237 00:14:19,983 --> 00:14:22,195 ...for meditation and colonics. 238 00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:24,574 How in the hell do you meditate... 239 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:28,210 ...when someone's squirting water up your business? 240 00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:32,443 I don't think they happen simultaneously, Berta. 241 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:35,572 That's good, because it could be very distracting. 242 00:14:35,746 --> 00:14:39,088 I can't even pee when the cat's watching me. 243 00:14:41,516 --> 00:14:43,645 Nobody answer the phone! 244 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,575 Please, let it be her. Please, please, please. 245 00:14:49,419 --> 00:14:51,583 No, wait. Berta, you answer it. 246 00:14:52,011 --> 00:14:54,259 No, no, no! Let it ring. 247 00:14:54,646 --> 00:14:57,059 No, answer it. 248 00:14:57,238 --> 00:14:59,200 - Harper residence. - I'm not here. 249 00:14:59,370 --> 00:15:01,832 - Yeah, he's here. - Okay, I'm here. 250 00:15:02,297 --> 00:15:04,211 Jake, it's your mother! 251 00:15:05,809 --> 00:15:10,233 So how's it going down there? You struck oil yet? 252 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:15,128 Charlie, what is going on with you? 253 00:15:15,635 --> 00:15:18,429 - What? - What do you mean, "what"? 254 00:15:18,604 --> 00:15:21,066 You're spending half your time drinking and moping. 255 00:15:21,238 --> 00:15:23,152 The other half sleeping and throwing up. 256 00:15:23,329 --> 00:15:25,576 You haven't been out of the house all week. 257 00:15:25,754 --> 00:15:29,012 You want me to go out like this in public? 258 00:15:29,726 --> 00:15:33,150 If you feel so strongly about this girl, why don't you just call her? 259 00:15:33,322 --> 00:15:35,403 Yeah, sure, I could call her. 260 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:38,957 I could also FedEx her my testicles in a little silk bag. 261 00:15:40,723 --> 00:15:44,266 All the more reason to call first and give her a heads-up. 262 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,536 Alan, don't you understand? This isn't about dating anymore. 263 00:15:47,705 --> 00:15:51,415 It's not even about sex. It's about self-respect and pride. 264 00:15:51,845 --> 00:15:55,472 Yeah, well, I think that ship has sailed, Charlie. 265 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:59,825 See, the problem is she doesn't need me. 266 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,912 So I need to figure out a way to show her... 267 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:06,017 ...that I don't need her just as much as she doesn't need me. 268 00:16:06,186 --> 00:16:08,398 But without seeming needy. 269 00:16:10,618 --> 00:16:12,830 You see my dilemma? 270 00:16:13,545 --> 00:16:16,007 Actually, I think I do. 271 00:16:16,179 --> 00:16:19,604 You feel like I felt when Judith kicked me out. 272 00:16:20,653 --> 00:16:23,662 All right, if you're gonna mock me, this conversation's over. 273 00:16:27,845 --> 00:16:31,638 - Who took my sandwich? - Go do your homework. 274 00:16:32,653 --> 00:16:35,067 Unbelievable. 275 00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:41,849 - I'm glad you were free tonight. - I'm glad I was home when you called. 276 00:16:42,019 --> 00:16:44,517 I would've called sooner, but it's been a crazy week. 277 00:16:44,695 --> 00:16:46,527 It's okay. I understand. 278 00:16:46,702 --> 00:16:49,033 - Oh, Charlie, I want you. - Are you sure? 279 00:16:49,211 --> 00:16:51,339 - Oh, yeah. - How much? 280 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,972 - Can't you tell? - I wanna hear it. 281 00:16:54,145 --> 00:16:56,357 I need you. I ache for you. 282 00:16:56,988 --> 00:16:59,116 Okay, then. 283 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,092 - What are you doing? - I've gotta get home. 284 00:17:04,263 --> 00:17:06,011 I got an early meeting. 285 00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:10,439 - What? - Beat you to it this time, didn't I? 286 00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:15,000 What are you talk...? What kind of game are you playing here? 287 00:17:15,176 --> 00:17:19,054 The same game you're playing, only tonight, I win. 288 00:17:19,818 --> 00:17:21,696 Really? What is it that you're winning? 289 00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:25,494 Charlie, I'm lying here hungry for your body and you're walking away. 290 00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:28,549 So, what exactly is it that you're winning? 291 00:17:33,825 --> 00:17:35,656 You know. 292 00:17:37,713 --> 00:17:39,627 - Get out. - It's too late. 293 00:17:39,804 --> 00:17:42,480 You can't kick me out. I already said I'm leaving. 294 00:17:57,825 --> 00:17:59,787 Hey. 295 00:17:59,957 --> 00:18:03,085 - So how'd it go? - Great. 296 00:18:03,261 --> 00:18:06,055 I took control. I regained my self-respect. 297 00:18:06,229 --> 00:18:08,441 I walked out of there with my head held high. 298 00:18:08,613 --> 00:18:12,537 Good for you. Good for you. So you're done beating yourself up? 299 00:18:13,505 --> 00:18:15,252 Not quite. 300 00:18:24,501 --> 00:18:26,380 Jake, wait till we get inside. 301 00:18:27,637 --> 00:18:30,729 I'm hungry. Uncle Charlie's in there. 302 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,358 I see your point. 303 00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:35,946 At the risk of asking a foolish question... 304 00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:37,837 ...you got any homework this weekend? 305 00:18:38,007 --> 00:18:41,218 - Nope. Did it at school. - Really? 306 00:18:41,393 --> 00:18:46,947 - Yup. Did it during detention. - Jake, why did you have detention? 307 00:18:47,122 --> 00:18:49,416 Because I didn't do my homework yesterday. 308 00:18:50,132 --> 00:18:52,974 So you did yesterday's homework and today's homework? 309 00:18:53,143 --> 00:18:55,521 Yup. The extra-credit section and everything. 310 00:18:55,693 --> 00:19:00,331 - Oh, great. I'll look it over. - Okay, I didn't do it. 311 00:19:01,421 --> 00:19:04,965 - Jake, why do you keep lying? - Because I thought you trusted me. 312 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:10,320 The detention part was true. 313 00:19:13,463 --> 00:19:15,425 Hi, Charlie. 314 00:19:15,596 --> 00:19:18,272 Hey, Rose. What's going on? 315 00:19:18,439 --> 00:19:21,447 I just stopped by to say I'm sorry things didn't work out... 316 00:19:21,617 --> 00:19:24,578 ...with you and Sherri. - Yeah. Thanks. 317 00:19:24,753 --> 00:19:27,677 And I'm sorry for my schadenfreude the other day. 318 00:19:27,847 --> 00:19:31,271 I've been riddled with "glaukenschtuken" ever since. 319 00:19:31,443 --> 00:19:34,201 - Glauken...? - Schtuken. 320 00:19:34,369 --> 00:19:38,127 It means: " Feeling guilty for having felt schadenfreude." 321 00:19:38,718 --> 00:19:40,763 - They've got a word for that? - Not yet. 322 00:19:40,934 --> 00:19:43,895 But I'm hoping "glaukenschtuken" catches on. 323 00:19:45,115 --> 00:19:47,493 I'll do my part. 324 00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:51,843 You know, something good did come out of all this: 325 00:19:52,474 --> 00:19:54,472 Watching you obsess over Sherri... 326 00:19:54,648 --> 00:19:57,610 ...really helped me understand my obsession for you. 327 00:19:57,784 --> 00:20:01,744 I mean, you never return my calls. You always see other women. 328 00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:04,087 You never knowingly let me sleep over. 329 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:09,779 And yet, I've never been able to get you out of my head. 330 00:20:10,913 --> 00:20:12,875 - Interesting. - Isn't it? 331 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:17,886 But now that I understand it, I feel somehow free of it. 332 00:20:18,314 --> 00:20:21,774 Well, that's great, Rose. It sounds like a real healthy breakthrough. 333 00:20:21,952 --> 00:20:26,756 Yeah. And the best part is now that the fog of obsession has lifted... 334 00:20:26,927 --> 00:20:31,565 ...I can stop idealizing you, and see you for who you really are. 335 00:20:32,739 --> 00:20:34,987 And who would that be? 336 00:20:35,164 --> 00:20:39,386 An emotionally scarred and deeply flawed human being. 337 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:43,065 Who will one day bless me... 338 00:20:43,234 --> 00:20:47,456 ...with emotionally scarred and deeply flawed children. 339 00:20:49,506 --> 00:20:50,885 Rose. 340 00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:54,471 Just hold me. 341 00:20:56,865 --> 00:21:00,373 I like the names Mike and Trudy.