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Uncle Phil! Man! How are you doing?

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I am not your uncle Philip.

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My fault, man.
I must have got the wrong crib.

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I didn't know there were so many brothers
living in this neighborhood.

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We're doing all right, huh?

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You have the right house.
I am Geoffrey, your uncle's butler.

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Okay, well, I... Cheerio and all that rot.

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Bring the horses round, would you?

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If you will follow me...

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I will show you to your room,
Master William.

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Hey, man, it's cool if you just call me Will.

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Master William...

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tradition dictates
that a clean, unbreakable line...

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be drawn between
a family and their butler.

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Therefore, it is necessary
for the operation of a household...

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that you address me as Geoffrey...

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and I, in turn, address you
by your proper title: Master William.

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Who are you, Robo-butler, man?

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Come with me, Master William.

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Yo, G. Let me rap to you for a second.

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All this Master William stuff,
I'm not down with that, man.

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Make it sound like
we're back on the plantation, like:

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"Massa William! Massa William!"

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Let's come up with something better
that you could call me.

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What would you prefer?

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Check this: "His Royal Freshness."
That's dope.

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Master William, walk this way.

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No.

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- Willie!
- Hey, Aunt Viv!

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- Sweetie, hi.
- How you doing?

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My goodness, let me look at you.
Turn around.

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The last time we saw you,
you were this funny little boy.

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Now look at you.
My goodness, you are a man.

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That was the plan.

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It is amazing.
You certainly have grown, Will.

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Well, we all have.

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Did you enjoy the trip?

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The plane ride was stupid.
All the way first-class...

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Excuse me?

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- I'm saying the plane was dope...
- Excuse me?

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No. Stupid, dope...

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No, that doesn't mean what you...
How would he say...

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The flight was really neat.

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Geoffrey, would you take Will to his room,
and help him get settled in?

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- Yes, Madam.
- Nice seeing you.

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- Master William.
- You got to love this guy, right?

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- Did you see the way he was dressed?
- What's wrong with it?

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- You hear that language?
- We used slang when we were kids.

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Do you remember our first date?
You took one look at me and said:

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"That is a bad dress."
You could've just said it was a good dress.

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I could have, if I liked it.
Actually, it was a bad dress.

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That's stupid.

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Now, take it
for whatever meaning you want.

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Now he's got you doing it.

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Philip, cut him some slack, please.
He's my nephew.

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And I would just appreciate it
if you would try to understand him.

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Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

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- Hi, sweetie pie.
- Hi, Ashley.

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Yo, this place is huge, man.

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Next time I go to my room,
I'm gonna take some bread crumbs.

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- Will, this is Ashley.
- Hi. My little Scottish cousin.

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Pleased to make your acquaintance.
I'm your humble servant.

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- He's cute.
- I know he is.

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- I'm gonna take a swim before dinner.
- Good luck. The pool heater's broken.

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- Don't you just hate it when that happens?
- Yes, that is my pet peeve.

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- You got your own pool here?
- And a tennis court, too.

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<i>Yo, this is better than Love Boat.
This boy gonna be maxing and relaxing.</i>

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Hold on just a minute, son.

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We promised your mother that you're here
to work hard, straighten out...

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and learn some good old-fashioned
American values.

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Dad, I need $300.

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Hilary, your cousin Will is here.

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Hi. Dad, I need $300.

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That's a lot of money, Hilary. What for?

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I need a new hat.

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- For what?
- Probably her head.

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Okay, I'm going on the Save the Ozone
celebrity bus next Saturday.

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It's gonna be Bruce Willis and Demi,
Rob Lowe, Emilio Estevez...

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or Charlie Sheen, I can't remember which.

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We're taking the bus all over town
to protest air pollution...

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and then we're gonna motor to the beach
and have a big bonfire.

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What?

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I'm not an expert or anything,
but don't you think...

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driving a big old bus around town
and then having a bonfire...

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is sort of adding
to the problem of pollution?

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Look, if this weren't a good idea...

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I really don't think
Ally Sheedy would be involved.

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Hey, look who's here. Benson.

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- This is for you.
- But I didn't get you anything.

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Your uncle has invited several
of the partners from his law firm to dinner.

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At the time of the invitation,
he did not realize...

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you'd be descending upon him today.
And regrettably, it was too late to cancel.

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Yo, are we having a party?
We're gonna get stupid, right?

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For some of us,
that will require very little effort indeed.

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- Miss Ashley.
- That will be all, Geoffrey.

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That's all you had to say to get rid of him?
I've been racking my brain.

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- This is for you.
- Thank you, Ashley.

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This is nice. You're very talented.

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Well, I'm glad I'm good at something.

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I tried out for the school chorus today,
but I didn't get in.

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How come?

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Well, when I auditioned for Mrs. Berkley...

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I couldn't remember
all the words to the song.

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The part I remembered was fantastic.

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- I'm sure it was. I bet you're def.
- That's what she said.

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Not deaf. D-E-F. That's just slang.
Means terrific, good.

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Thank you.

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You should try rapping.

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When you're rapping,
you mess up the words...

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and make up some new ones
right there on the spot.

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Let's try this. I'll sing one line,
you make up a line to rhyme it.

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- Okay.
- All right. Let's see.

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"You didn't get into
Miss Berkley's chorus"

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- I'm thinking, all right?
- That's all right. We got all day.

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- Okay, I've got it.
- Here we go.

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"You didn't get into
Miss Berkley's chorus"

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"I'd like to hit her in the head
with Roget's Thesaurus"

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"Don't need no choir
when you're a rapper"

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"Gonna hunt Miss Berkley down
and zap her"

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"Got this whole town of Bel-Air buzzing"

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"Get a load of me and my rapping cousin"

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Ashley, why don't you go downstairs
and get ready for dinner.

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- Okay, Daddy. Bye, Will.
- Check you later, Ash.

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Look who's here, Will.

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Who is he?

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It's your cousin, Carlton.
Don't you remember?

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When you two were little,
people thought you were twins.

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You looked exactly alike.

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I guess some things never change.

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- How's it going there, Will?
- It's going all right.

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- Malcolm X.
- He's sort of my hero.

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Well, he was a great man.

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I don't know
if I'd call him my hero exactly.

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- Really? Who are your heroes?
- Well, my dad.

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And Bryant Gumbel. He's darn good.

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Oh, my, yes!

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I see they brought your tuxedo.

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Tell me something, Will.

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Have you ever attended
a formal dinner before?

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Other than that thing
at Buckingham Palace, no.

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The important thing to remember
is to relax, enjoy yourself...

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and when in doubt,
do whatever Carlton's doing.

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- You got it, man.
- Okay, I'll see you at dinner.

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- That's a really neat tux, isn't it, Will?
- Yes. It's definitely the cat's meow.

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Wait till we come downstairs
in those tuxes.

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People may not think we're twins,
but I bet they'll think we're brothers.

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I don't think you have to worry about
anybody mistaking you for a brother.

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Touché.

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This is going to be great.
Your first formal dinner.

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And tomorrow,
I'll introduce you to the gang.

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Maybe we'll play a set of tennis or two.

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Yes, this is going to be wild.

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- Where is he?
- He's upstairs changing.

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Not Will. President Reagan.

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- You didn't?
- What do you mean, I didn't?

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- You invited him again.
- Why not? He's our neighbor.

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He's turned down the last 16 invitations.
When are you gonna take a hint?

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- Maybe I should call his house.
- Don't. I don't want him here.

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- Why not?
- Because he'll bring her.

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Anyway, Bruce, Demi and I all feel
that the ozone layer must be protected.

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I mean, every square foot
of rain forest that's cut down...

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brings us just one step closer
to global warming.

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We have to learn to protect the earth.

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Not just for ourselves
and not just for our children...

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but for the future of all mankind.

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I had no idea
it was such a serious problem.

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I really commend you for getting involved
in such a good cause.

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Thanks. It's my passion.

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- Where can I send a donation?
- I don't know.

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Oh, my God!

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Philip, don't make a big thing out of it.

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If this is how he feels comfortable...
He's not killing anybody.

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Aren't you going to introduce Will?
Introduce him.

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Well, Steve, David, Henry.

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This is Will, my nephew by marriage.

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Will, these are my partners
in the law firm of Furth, Winn and Meyer.

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Earth, Wind & Fire!
When's your next album coming out?

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Will is going to go
to Bel-Air Academy with Carlton.

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Good for you, Will.
I used to fence at Bel-Air.

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Really? How much do you think
we could get for that stereo?

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These hors d'oeuvres look tempting.

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Don't mind if I do.

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- How could you do that?
- It's all in the tongue. I'll show you later.

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There are other people at this table.

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You're right.

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Any requests?

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- Sweetie, would you say grace, please?
- Yes, Mommy.

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"Hey, there, Lord
My name is Ashley Banks

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"My family and friends
Want to give you some thanks

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"So before this dinner's
All swallowed and chewed

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"Thank you, God, for this stupid food"

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Hey, Geoffrey, home butler.

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I'm glad to see you, man.

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It is a special thrill for me as well.

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Check this out.
I'm gonna be down here for a while.

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Why don't you hop on in the kitchen
and get me some cocoa?

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Master William...

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while it is my natural inclination
to accede to your every demand...

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I officially go off duty at 9:00 p.m.

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And if you care to look at your watch,
you will note...

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that the long hand is on 12,
and the short hand is on 9.

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It is 9:00, Master William.

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And do you know what that means?

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<i>Masterpiece Theatre is on.</i>

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Sir, do you require anything further of me?

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No, Geoffrey.

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Then I shall retire.

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Man, he took that hard.

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I want to talk to you.

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- About what?
- You know.

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From the minute you came,
you've been a one-man wrecking crew...

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trying to tear down what's taken
a lot of hard work to build up...

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skewering everything
with your flippant shenanigans!

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Man, I was with you up till "skewering."

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You know what I'm talking about.

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You deliberately tried
to embarrass me tonight and I don't get it.

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Your aunt and I went through
a lot of trouble to bring you here.

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- This is the thanks we get?
- I ain't asked to come.

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Everyone's talking about shipping me off,
and dressing me up...

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and changing me into something
I don't wanna be.

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Nobody wants to change you.

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You told me yourself
I got to straighten out.

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"When in doubt, act as Carlton acts."

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Man, I don't wanna be like Carlton.
I'm a joker. I play around. I have fun.

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Being a joker
is what's gotten you into trouble.

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You may think it's cool
to be on the streets when you're 17...

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but when you're my age, it's a waste.

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I can't think that far ahead.

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That's your problem.
You can't take anything seriously.

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Look, man, I don't have the problem.
You have the problem.

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I remind you of where you came from
and what you used to be.

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I don't know, somewhere between
Princeton or the office, you got soft.

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You forgot who you are
and where you came from.

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You think you're so wise.

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Look at me when I'm talking to you.

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Let me tell you something, son.
I grew up on the streets just like you.

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I encountered bigotry
you could not imagine.

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Now, you have a nice poster
of Malcolm X on your wall.

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I heard the brother speak.

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I read every word he wrote.

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Believe me, I know where I come from.

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- You actually heard Malcolm speak, man?
- That's right.

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So before you criticize somebody,
you find out what he's all about.

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I'll take care of you in the morning.
I'm going to bed.

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Hold on. I can't tell my side of the story?

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No, you can't.
I know what you're all about.

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Believe me, the very thought of it
makes me very tired.

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Good night.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
my fly girl, Ashley Banks.

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- Would you teach me how to dance?
- Yeah.

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Not in here.
Even I lose my rhythm in this room.

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Okay.

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- Could you do me a favor?
- Sure.

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I seem to be missing a Walkman.

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So if it shows up anywhere, like,
I don't know, on your head, maybe...

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maybe you could get that to me.

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- Sorry. Dad won't let me get one.
- How come?

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He says he wants to hear everything
I'm listening to, to make sure it's not bad.

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- What record does he think is good?
- He really likes the Care Bears.

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Ash, from time to time,
your father's gonna say or do things...

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that may seem irrational
or hard for you to understand.

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It's not because he's mean, or a bad guy,
or that he doesn't care about you.

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It's that he's from Mars, Ashley.

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- I gotta get washed up.
- Me, too.

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- I'm really glad you're living here.
- Thanks, Ash.

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You're like the big brother I never had.

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What are you talking about? You got...

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You're right. I see your point.

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How many bathrooms
you got in this place?

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Four and a half.

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A half bath? How does that work?

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It doesn't have everything
a full bathroom has.

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You better show me a full bathroom.
I don't want to take no chances.

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Next bathroom.

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Can't a person gargle in peace?

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Hilary, are you gonna be in there for long
or is this just like a pit stop?

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Stop hounding me.
I'm trying to take off my makeup.

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Now, go away.

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Okay, good night, Hilary.

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I knew it!

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