1 00:00:00,008 --> 00:00:02,374 Previously on The Borgias... 2 00:00:02,441 --> 00:00:05,878 Habemus papam! 3 00:00:05,946 --> 00:00:08,444 You are aware, Holy Father, of the plots against you? 4 00:00:08,512 --> 00:00:11,211 Oh, what would Rome be without a good plot? 5 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:12,609 Simony! 6 00:00:12,676 --> 00:00:14,043 I have evidence that will bring this house 7 00:00:14,111 --> 00:00:15,842 crashing down around your ears. 8 00:00:15,943 --> 00:00:16,908 Evidence? 9 00:00:16,976 --> 00:00:18,376 Of lechery! 10 00:00:18,444 --> 00:00:21,783 All of Rome knows you're the mother to my children. 11 00:00:21,851 --> 00:00:24,020 The pope must be seen to be chaste. 12 00:00:24,088 --> 00:00:25,858 God has chosen us 13 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:28,761 to sweep the Vatican clean of corruption. 14 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:31,463 What Rome needs now is- 15 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,096 You. 16 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:35,564 Don't you want them to hear that you have a new whore? 17 00:00:35,633 --> 00:00:38,535 Whom can one trust, in this Rome of ours? 18 00:00:38,603 --> 00:00:40,770 I believe trust needs to be earned, my lord. 19 00:00:40,837 --> 00:00:42,337 Somebody! 20 00:00:42,439 --> 00:00:43,705 Perhaps it has been. 21 00:00:43,773 --> 00:00:46,042 The vultures are circling our family. 22 00:00:46,143 --> 00:00:47,678 Our Rome. 23 00:00:49,848 --> 00:00:52,317 It seems Cardinal Della Rovere has fled. 24 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:53,618 Your Royal Highness. 25 00:00:53,719 --> 00:00:55,019 What do you want? 26 00:00:55,087 --> 00:00:57,687 I want Naples to join in alliance with me 27 00:00:57,789 --> 00:00:59,056 to rid the papacy- 28 00:00:59,157 --> 00:01:00,324 Of the stench of Borgia. 29 00:01:00,392 --> 00:01:02,192 Give me control of the papal armies 30 00:01:02,259 --> 00:01:03,359 and I will protect us all. 31 00:01:03,427 --> 00:01:05,961 We will have one son in the cloth- 32 00:01:06,062 --> 00:01:07,729 -and one in armour. 33 00:01:07,797 --> 00:01:09,063 You think it fits me, Brother? 34 00:01:09,164 --> 00:01:10,664 And Lucrezia must marry! 35 00:01:10,732 --> 00:01:12,032 Bind our enemies to us! 36 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,433 Make friends of them. 37 00:01:13,501 --> 00:01:15,768 And if my husband proves ungallant? 38 00:01:15,869 --> 00:01:17,169 [screaming] 39 00:01:17,237 --> 00:01:19,405 I shall cut his heart out with a dinner knife. 40 00:01:19,506 --> 00:01:20,707 [sobbing] 41 00:01:20,774 --> 00:01:22,141 Lucrezia! 42 00:01:22,209 --> 00:01:24,344 Have you any friends you can confide in? 43 00:01:24,445 --> 00:01:26,046 There is a groom. Paolo. 44 00:01:26,147 --> 00:01:27,214 My lady. 45 00:01:27,281 --> 00:01:28,582 Young lovers are always doomed. 46 00:01:28,650 --> 00:01:30,051 [grunts] 47 00:01:30,152 --> 00:01:31,152 Lucrezia! 48 00:01:31,253 --> 00:01:32,320 I am with child. 49 00:01:32,388 --> 00:01:34,489 Thank God, not my husband's. 50 00:01:34,557 --> 00:01:37,291 Your Royal Highness, King Charles of France. 51 00:01:37,359 --> 00:01:39,761 I want to restore the Universal Church. 52 00:01:39,828 --> 00:01:41,262 To her former dignity. 53 00:01:41,330 --> 00:01:43,297 You will have your war! 54 00:01:43,365 --> 00:01:47,167 But it will be fought the French way. 55 00:01:47,235 --> 00:01:49,235 Holy Father, we should abandon Rome. 56 00:01:49,337 --> 00:01:52,605 We will not tolerate this heresy! 57 00:01:52,672 --> 00:01:54,339 The barbarians are approaching! 58 00:01:54,407 --> 00:01:55,640 We shall outwit them. 59 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:57,342 I know little of the art of war. 60 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,177 Thank God someone in this family does. 61 00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:01,948 You are either with us- 62 00:02:02,015 --> 00:02:03,249 Or against us. 63 00:02:03,350 --> 00:02:05,418 Fire! 64 00:02:07,755 --> 00:02:09,790 We could be said to have an understanding. 65 00:02:09,891 --> 00:02:11,358 We could indeed. 66 00:02:11,459 --> 00:02:14,595 The crown of Naples. 67 00:02:14,662 --> 00:02:17,497 King Charles will not remain in Naples for long. 68 00:02:17,565 --> 00:02:19,065 Plague. 69 00:02:19,133 --> 00:02:20,934 Did the Borgia Pope know of this? 70 00:02:21,001 --> 00:02:23,336 We should thank God for all the blessings 71 00:02:23,403 --> 00:02:28,540 he has visited upon this, our family. 72 00:02:30,009 --> 00:02:33,687 [♪] 73 00:02:33,712 --> 00:02:37,712 ♪ The Borgias 2x01 ♪ The Borgia Bull Original Air Date on April 8, 2012 74 00:02:37,737 --> 00:02:41,737 == sync, corrected by elderman == 75 00:02:41,738 --> 00:04:00,027 [♪] 76 00:04:12,045 --> 00:04:13,779 [door opens] 77 00:04:15,682 --> 00:04:19,119 The congregation is poor but devout. 78 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:20,553 We shall be honoured 79 00:04:20,621 --> 00:04:22,021 to celebrate the Eucharist among them. 80 00:04:24,925 --> 00:04:26,458 Come. 81 00:04:26,526 --> 00:04:28,126 The commune awaits. 82 00:04:33,934 --> 00:04:39,673 Quid retribuam Domino pro omnibus quae retribuit mihi 83 00:05:02,564 --> 00:05:06,368 Que Agnus Dei, et qui Tollis peccata mundi 84 00:05:06,435 --> 00:05:10,706 [ringing bell] Domine, non sum dignus, ut intres sub tectum meum, 85 00:05:10,807 --> 00:05:14,243 sed tantum dic verbo, et sanabitur anima mea. 86 00:05:14,311 --> 00:05:18,415 Corpus Domini nostri Iesu Christi custodiat animam tuam 87 00:05:18,482 --> 00:05:19,783 in vitam aeternam. 88 00:05:19,850 --> 00:05:21,951 Amen. 89 00:05:24,087 --> 00:05:32,694 Corpus Domini nostri Iesu Christi custodiat animam meam 90 00:05:32,762 --> 00:05:34,162 in vitam aeternam. 91 00:05:34,229 --> 00:05:35,496 Amen. 92 00:05:54,186 --> 00:05:56,053 Corpus Domini nostri esu Christi 93 00:05:56,121 --> 00:05:57,888 custodiat animam tuam in vitam aeternam. 94 00:05:57,956 --> 00:05:59,456 Amen. 95 00:06:01,592 --> 00:06:03,560 Corpus Domini nostri esu Christi 96 00:06:03,627 --> 00:06:05,895 custodiat animam tuam in vitam aeternam. 97 00:06:05,996 --> 00:06:07,730 Amen. 98 00:06:10,066 --> 00:06:11,633 Is it the heat, Father? 99 00:06:11,734 --> 00:06:13,635 No, no, no. 100 00:06:14,904 --> 00:06:17,706 Corpus Domini nostri esu Christi 101 00:06:17,773 --> 00:06:20,342 custodiat animam tuam in vitam aeternam. 102 00:06:20,443 --> 00:06:22,077 Amen. 103 00:06:25,282 --> 00:06:28,652 It's-something I-ate! 104 00:06:30,788 --> 00:06:33,991 [indistinct whispers] 105 00:06:34,059 --> 00:06:37,095 [labored breathing] 106 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,367 [praying quietly] 107 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:44,903 You may leave us, sisters. 108 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:46,104 But Cardinal- 109 00:06:46,205 --> 00:06:47,539 There is no need for last rites 110 00:06:47,606 --> 00:06:51,543 but your prayers would be welcome. 111 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:52,810 Hush Cardinal. 112 00:06:52,911 --> 00:06:54,979 I will attend you. 113 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:01,554 And you sisters, let us hear your prayers. 114 00:07:13,902 --> 00:07:15,703 Don't worry, 115 00:07:15,771 --> 00:07:19,373 if you're not dead by now, you will live. 116 00:07:19,441 --> 00:07:22,543 Your tongue will be swollen for days. 117 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:24,945 No talking, I'm afraid. 118 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:29,382 All of your prayers must be silent ones. 119 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:33,285 Altar boys and cantarella. 120 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:36,221 Neither can be trusted. 121 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,190 But you must know by now, Cardinal, 122 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:41,526 there is no hiding place. 123 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:47,398 Even here, in the depths of the Umbrian olive groves... 124 00:07:47,499 --> 00:07:49,467 we will find you. 125 00:07:53,572 --> 00:07:55,907 The French army is ensnared in Naples. 126 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:59,110 The French king is ill, with the Neapolitan disease. 127 00:07:59,178 --> 00:08:04,215 God is in His Heaven and the pope on his seat in Rome. 128 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:10,589 And my plea to you, Cardinal, is still the same. 129 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:13,392 Work with us... 130 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,228 not against us. 131 00:08:24,870 --> 00:08:26,504 The cardinal will live then? 132 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:31,310 So it seems, yes. 133 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:33,211 But I did my duty, did I not? 134 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:35,046 I shall still receive payment? 135 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:36,681 Of course. 136 00:08:41,086 --> 00:08:47,891 [muffled screams] 137 00:08:47,893 --> 00:08:55,398 [muffled screams] 138 00:09:17,488 --> 00:09:19,222 Go with God, sister. 139 00:09:20,624 --> 00:09:22,325 To Rome now. 140 00:09:22,393 --> 00:09:24,962 Our work here, Your Eminence, is finished, yes? 141 00:09:25,063 --> 00:09:26,697 For the moment. 142 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:44,248 [♪] 143 00:09:44,316 --> 00:09:47,251 Will we meet again, Holy Father? 144 00:09:47,352 --> 00:09:49,920 Perhaps. 145 00:09:49,988 --> 00:09:53,456 Am I to be your mistress then? 146 00:09:53,557 --> 00:09:56,426 Alas, no. 147 00:09:56,494 --> 00:09:59,162 That position is taken. 148 00:10:00,865 --> 00:10:02,666 Will I receive your blessing at least, 149 00:10:02,734 --> 00:10:04,368 for this night we spent together? 150 00:10:04,436 --> 00:10:07,772 You have already received my blessing many times. 151 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:11,744 And is that bliss to be repeated? 152 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:14,580 Giulia Farnese comes back from Umbria today. 153 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:19,485 She would not countenance this. 154 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:21,621 She is strict then? 155 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,190 Yes. And jealous. 156 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,458 Why? 157 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:29,327 Why? She is a woman. 158 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:31,062 And, forgive me, Holy Father- 159 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,897 she is here. 160 00:10:41,906 --> 00:10:45,075 Uh, you must leave us! 161 00:10:45,143 --> 00:10:46,744 Don't let her in! 162 00:10:46,845 --> 00:10:48,278 No, no! 163 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:53,017 You have to leave us! Go! 164 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:56,453 But I was promised- 165 00:10:56,554 --> 00:10:58,456 Oh, oh, oh, oooh. 166 00:10:58,557 --> 00:10:59,990 Um. 167 00:11:07,999 --> 00:11:09,733 Now please go! 168 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,640 Make her vanish if you would be so kind? 169 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,280 His Holiness is-? 170 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:24,116 His Holiness bathes. 171 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,187 We asked for hot water! 172 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,122 We lie in cold! 173 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,263 This is more to Your Holiness's liking? 174 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:38,031 Ahhh... 175 00:11:38,099 --> 00:11:40,467 Giulia Farnese. 176 00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:42,202 We have missed you. 177 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:55,012 [crying baby] 178 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:58,950 Isn't this bliss? 179 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:02,020 A crying child? 180 00:12:14,703 --> 00:12:17,739 You must avail yourself of a wet nurse, my love. 181 00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:20,041 Indeed, Father. Why? 182 00:12:20,108 --> 00:12:23,110 Well, you are hardly a commoner, 183 00:12:23,178 --> 00:12:25,846 And your figure should reflect that grace. 184 00:12:25,947 --> 00:12:27,848 Aha. 185 00:12:27,916 --> 00:12:30,517 Because I am yet of marriageable age, am I not? 186 00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:34,521 Nothing could have been further from our thoughts Lucrezia. 187 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:38,558 This child, Holy Father, lacks a father. 188 00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:42,362 Or one appropriate to your station. 189 00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:45,499 And for the moment you have no need of a marital alliance. 190 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,235 But if the need arose, you would marry me to the moon. 191 00:12:48,303 --> 00:12:49,537 What? 192 00:12:49,605 --> 00:12:52,140 Does the sun threaten our papacy now? 193 00:12:52,241 --> 00:12:53,942 No, Father. 194 00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:57,146 Mars is in a unique alignment with Saturn. 195 00:12:57,247 --> 00:12:59,048 The heavens beam down upon us. 196 00:12:59,115 --> 00:13:02,684 For the moment. 197 00:13:02,752 --> 00:13:04,052 But the day might come. 198 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,954 Now let me hold him, come along. 199 00:13:06,021 --> 00:13:09,290 Come. That's right, that's right. 200 00:13:09,358 --> 00:13:12,059 So. A wet nurse. We insist. 201 00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:14,594 Come on. That's the way. 202 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,102 The French ambassador awaits Your Holiness. 203 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,404 Oh God. Isn't he dead yet? 204 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,206 He's not even sick. 205 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:28,707 Let's go see the French Ambassador. 206 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,242 See what he's got to say. 207 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:35,347 [humming throughout] 208 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,624 Ambassador. 209 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,359 Your Holiness. 210 00:13:57,238 --> 00:13:59,807 Up with you. There we go. 211 00:13:59,908 --> 00:14:03,343 Ah, fine. 212 00:14:03,444 --> 00:14:05,478 There we go. 213 00:14:05,546 --> 00:14:08,247 Ah. It's nice, isn't it? 214 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:16,721 So how can we be of assistance? 215 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,528 The whereabouts of- Sh, sh, sh! 216 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,098 [whispers] Pianissimo! 217 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:29,235 Alfonso of Naples is still at large. 218 00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:32,238 We have reason to believe that he infected his own city 219 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,707 with the pestilence that plagues it. 220 00:14:34,775 --> 00:14:36,910 Oh, how can that concern us? 221 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:41,881 We would have the ambassador gently remind the king 222 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,083 that Naples has the habit of rejecting those 223 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,452 who would conquer it. 224 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:49,655 The Moor, the Turk, the Norman. 225 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,390 [fussing] Sh, sh, sh. 226 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,892 Why should the French be any different? 227 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,027 But Your Holiness invested King Charles with the- 228 00:14:57,095 --> 00:14:59,764 Sh! Pianissimo! 229 00:14:59,831 --> 00:15:02,734 All right, darling. It's all right. 230 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:05,069 We granted the King his wish. 231 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,571 Naples. 232 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,106 He has Naples. 233 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:09,841 He regrets that fact. 234 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,176 That is his tragedy and not ours. 235 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,246 It's not ours, is it? 236 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:17,182 And now you've woken the child. 237 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,817 Shame on you, ambassador. 238 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,285 Sh. It's all right. 239 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,787 It's just the nasty ambassador. 240 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,355 Let's go and find your mama. 241 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,990 She'll give you something to eat and it'll be better. 242 00:16:08,502 --> 00:16:13,539 So, Cardinal Della Rovere is still alive? 243 00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:15,174 I would hardly call it living. 244 00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,675 You need lessons in killing, Brother? 245 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,410 From you? Enough! 246 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,251 And King Charles of France, what of him? 247 00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:28,388 He has been struck with the Neapolitan disease. 248 00:16:28,456 --> 00:16:30,224 As we had hoped. 249 00:16:30,325 --> 00:16:32,060 So... 250 00:16:32,127 --> 00:16:37,665 Now is the time of reckoning for those who betrayed us. 251 00:16:37,733 --> 00:16:39,767 The Vitelli, the Orsini, the Sforza. 252 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:45,207 All the great families of the Romagna and papal states. 253 00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:51,179 Our task is of vengeance. 254 00:16:51,247 --> 00:16:55,417 We believe that the cardinals will now, from henceforth, 255 00:16:55,518 --> 00:16:57,686 do our will. 256 00:16:57,754 --> 00:17:00,255 But now it is time to make sure their families 257 00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,391 feel the wind of our displeasure. 258 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:05,160 Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord. 259 00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:06,795 Ah. 260 00:17:06,863 --> 00:17:10,899 Vengeance will be ours. 261 00:17:13,003 --> 00:17:16,505 We shall subdue the arrogance of those papal states, 262 00:17:16,573 --> 00:17:20,810 one by one by one. 263 00:17:21,978 --> 00:17:26,049 We will force them back into the arms of Rome. 264 00:17:26,116 --> 00:17:29,786 But above all, the Sforzas. 265 00:17:29,887 --> 00:17:34,991 Their betrayal of our papacy shall be avenged. 266 00:17:35,059 --> 00:17:36,893 By who? This headless cock? 267 00:17:38,062 --> 00:17:40,797 Will you stop this discord! 268 00:17:43,701 --> 00:17:45,802 We are family! 269 00:17:45,903 --> 00:17:48,371 We are one! 270 00:17:48,438 --> 00:17:51,540 And we will only triumph as one! 271 00:17:56,979 --> 00:17:59,914 For we have a second task. 272 00:17:59,982 --> 00:18:02,885 It is called renewal. 273 00:18:02,952 --> 00:18:08,624 We would restore Rome to its former glory. 274 00:18:08,726 --> 00:18:11,161 Under the Borgias it will shine 275 00:18:11,262 --> 00:18:14,965 as it did beneath the Caesars. 276 00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:18,635 But if we are to achieve this greatness- 277 00:18:18,737 --> 00:18:22,106 your birthright- 278 00:18:22,207 --> 00:18:24,608 it will be together. 279 00:18:24,676 --> 00:18:26,243 As one. 280 00:18:26,311 --> 00:18:28,913 As family. 281 00:18:31,049 --> 00:18:34,251 Now let me hear you speak that word. 282 00:18:36,521 --> 00:18:38,622 Give me your hand, Cesare. 283 00:18:40,091 --> 00:18:41,992 Family. 284 00:18:42,093 --> 00:18:44,028 Family. 285 00:18:44,129 --> 00:18:46,431 Family. 286 00:18:46,499 --> 00:18:49,068 Family. 287 00:19:07,789 --> 00:19:11,191 I have had new duelling blades designed, Brother. 288 00:19:11,259 --> 00:19:16,197 Thin, and as sharp as will be our vengeance. 289 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,000 Show me. 290 00:19:25,241 --> 00:19:27,543 Hear how they sing. 291 00:19:31,748 --> 00:19:34,750 A blade looks incongruous in a cleric's hand. 292 00:19:34,818 --> 00:19:35,951 Why? 293 00:19:36,019 --> 00:19:37,186 A cleric prays. 294 00:19:37,254 --> 00:19:39,021 He doesn't fight. 295 00:19:42,225 --> 00:19:43,759 Well this cleric does both. 296 00:19:43,827 --> 00:19:45,927 Prove it. 297 00:19:47,997 --> 00:19:49,765 You must attack me then, Brother. 298 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,567 Because I would never attack you. 299 00:19:51,635 --> 00:19:53,201 Never? 300 00:19:58,207 --> 00:20:01,043 Our father has forbidden discord between us. 301 00:20:01,144 --> 00:20:02,511 Even in jest? 302 00:20:02,612 --> 00:20:03,946 In jest? 303 00:20:04,014 --> 00:20:05,281 Attack that which can hardly defend itself? 304 00:20:08,653 --> 00:20:11,054 That's an insult, I believe. 305 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,677 Come on, Cesare! 306 00:20:43,986 --> 00:20:51,158 [dogs barking] 307 00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:57,198 Can you not keep your horse still, my love? 308 00:20:57,266 --> 00:20:59,601 Could you ask my horse the same? 309 00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:03,005 [men cheering] 310 00:21:03,073 --> 00:21:04,607 The troops are cheering, Brother. Why? 311 00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:06,175 They cheer their leader. 312 00:21:06,277 --> 00:21:11,315 [cheering] 313 00:21:24,696 --> 00:21:26,697 Do I detect anger in those blows, Brother? 314 00:21:26,798 --> 00:21:29,499 No anger. No envy either. 315 00:21:30,434 --> 00:21:32,602 I have been long steeled in all the cardinal virtues. 316 00:21:35,705 --> 00:21:38,274 You must need them, wearing a clerical collar- 317 00:21:48,186 --> 00:21:51,088 And I know the one sin my father would never forgive- 318 00:21:51,156 --> 00:21:52,891 is fratricide. 319 00:21:52,992 --> 00:21:54,192 A big word, Brother- 320 00:21:57,831 --> 00:22:00,198 It is a big word, Your Eminence. 321 00:22:00,299 --> 00:22:02,800 But pray. 322 00:22:02,868 --> 00:22:04,969 What does it mean, my Lord? 323 00:22:05,037 --> 00:22:06,904 Something to do with killing. 324 00:22:07,005 --> 00:22:09,173 Ah. Killing. 325 00:22:09,241 --> 00:22:10,908 We will have none of that. 326 00:22:11,009 --> 00:22:12,910 Not today. 327 00:22:12,977 --> 00:22:18,382 You are brothers, after all, are you not? 328 00:22:18,483 --> 00:22:21,252 Your Eminence. 329 00:22:35,803 --> 00:22:37,304 You have found your prize. 330 00:22:37,371 --> 00:22:39,039 Sh sh sh... 331 00:22:42,176 --> 00:22:43,877 But it may have led you to a greater one. 332 00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:45,512 Look. 333 00:23:26,387 --> 00:23:29,356 Those Romans knew not monogamy. 334 00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,560 No. 335 00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:33,728 Mm. 336 00:23:33,796 --> 00:23:36,532 That came with Our Lord Jesus Christ. 337 00:23:38,101 --> 00:23:40,068 One would hope. 338 00:23:49,313 --> 00:23:52,815 We must preserve these. 339 00:23:52,883 --> 00:23:55,451 For posterity. 340 00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:58,187 Not for pleasure? 341 00:23:58,255 --> 00:24:02,158 No. 342 00:24:02,225 --> 00:24:04,593 You alone are our pleasure. 343 00:24:07,430 --> 00:24:09,263 Indeed. 344 00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:20,174 Can I hold him? 345 00:24:20,242 --> 00:24:21,876 And wake him? 346 00:24:21,944 --> 00:24:23,911 That would be cruelty indeed. 347 00:24:27,851 --> 00:24:30,887 I must hold you then. 348 00:24:35,626 --> 00:24:37,627 Tell me again, my love. 349 00:24:37,695 --> 00:24:40,464 Who was his father? 350 00:24:40,565 --> 00:24:44,902 A groom. Paolo. 351 00:24:44,969 --> 00:24:49,105 But I called him Narcissus, so divine was his face. 352 00:24:49,207 --> 00:24:51,608 Should I envy him then? 353 00:24:51,676 --> 00:24:54,577 You have read your romances, dear brother. 354 00:24:54,644 --> 00:24:57,746 You must know that such love is impossible. 355 00:24:57,847 --> 00:25:01,949 Impossible loves. 356 00:25:02,017 --> 00:25:06,254 I am very much afraid they can become an addiction. 357 00:25:07,890 --> 00:25:12,160 There is one your heart must find room for, Cesare. 358 00:25:12,228 --> 00:25:15,530 One you must love before you can love anyone. 359 00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:18,634 And that one would be? 360 00:25:20,971 --> 00:25:23,005 Yourself. 361 00:25:30,048 --> 00:25:36,121 [men calling out] 362 00:25:43,829 --> 00:25:46,430 Will I live long enough 363 00:25:46,498 --> 00:25:52,669 to see the one who caused this pestilence punished? 364 00:25:52,736 --> 00:25:54,537 The humours of this city 365 00:25:54,605 --> 00:25:58,040 have been rife with disease for centuries. 366 00:25:58,108 --> 00:26:04,047 Its pestilences come and go... 367 00:26:04,115 --> 00:26:06,917 So I should not blame that inbred prince? 368 00:26:06,985 --> 00:26:10,621 It is His Highness's privilege to blame whom he chooses. 369 00:26:10,689 --> 00:26:17,028 And I choose to blame Prince Alfonso. 370 00:26:17,096 --> 00:26:20,097 You knew his father, King Ferrante? 371 00:26:20,165 --> 00:26:22,867 I was his physician, Your Highness. 372 00:26:22,935 --> 00:26:25,436 You have heard, then, of his torture chambers, 373 00:26:25,504 --> 00:26:29,807 his house of pain below us here? 374 00:26:29,874 --> 00:26:34,277 I had the sad duty of working within it, Your Highness. 375 00:26:34,345 --> 00:26:36,679 You were subjected to its horrors? 376 00:26:36,747 --> 00:26:38,414 No, Your Highness. 377 00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:43,419 I had to keep alive those unfortunates who were. 378 00:26:43,487 --> 00:26:46,957 And King Ferrante's supper table. 379 00:26:47,058 --> 00:26:50,795 You had a hand in that? 380 00:26:50,863 --> 00:26:57,035 It was my duty to prepare the corpses for the taxidermist. 381 00:26:57,103 --> 00:26:58,703 When they died. 382 00:26:58,771 --> 00:27:03,407 When my best efforts had failed them, Your Highness. 383 00:27:03,475 --> 00:27:06,944 Do not fail us, Doctor. 384 00:27:07,012 --> 00:27:10,247 Or that house of pain may await you. 385 00:27:11,783 --> 00:27:13,817 That Borgia pope! 386 00:27:13,851 --> 00:27:17,553 He set a trap for us in league with Prince Alphonso. 387 00:27:17,588 --> 00:27:21,557 Naples, I hate it now forever. 388 00:27:21,591 --> 00:27:24,793 Now even the king is ill with this pestilence! 389 00:27:27,764 --> 00:27:32,667 So we must have all the frescoes removed, intact. 390 00:27:32,702 --> 00:27:36,604 Ah, careful! 391 00:27:36,638 --> 00:27:39,508 We will install them in a chamber in the Vatican 392 00:27:39,542 --> 00:27:41,977 dedicated to... 393 00:27:42,011 --> 00:27:43,778 -pleasure? 394 00:27:43,813 --> 00:27:45,080 Remarkable. 395 00:27:45,114 --> 00:27:50,885 -dedicated to history and the renewal- 396 00:27:50,986 --> 00:27:52,520 Loosen these, carefully. 397 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:53,988 -the Eternal City. 398 00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:58,259 Turn it over a little. 399 00:28:26,257 --> 00:28:27,891 What is that? 400 00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:31,093 Apis. 401 00:28:31,161 --> 00:28:33,996 Sacred bull of the goddess Isis. 402 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,202 Could be the Borgia Bull. 403 00:28:42,405 --> 00:28:44,073 Some say that Isis is the predecessor 404 00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:47,210 of our own Blessed Virgin Mary. 405 00:28:47,311 --> 00:28:49,746 We are all to worship Isis now? 406 00:28:49,847 --> 00:28:52,749 No. 407 00:28:52,817 --> 00:28:59,123 But we could find a way to worship more like the ancient. 408 00:28:59,224 --> 00:29:01,559 With joy. 409 00:29:01,626 --> 00:29:06,864 I mean, instead of constant prayer. 410 00:29:06,931 --> 00:29:10,600 Why not thank God for Rome's deliverance 411 00:29:10,668 --> 00:29:13,669 from the French with celebration? 412 00:29:13,770 --> 00:29:16,104 For the common people? 413 00:29:18,574 --> 00:29:21,676 You would give them bread and circuses again? 414 00:29:21,777 --> 00:29:23,177 No, no. 415 00:29:23,245 --> 00:29:27,014 We would give them what is lacking in their lives. 416 00:29:33,455 --> 00:29:35,390 Joy. 417 00:29:42,599 --> 00:29:44,367 Is His Holiness lacking something? 418 00:29:45,936 --> 00:29:47,604 What? 419 00:29:47,672 --> 00:29:52,009 Does my presence no longer fill him with joy? 420 00:29:52,077 --> 00:29:53,377 Oh, no, no, no. 421 00:29:53,445 --> 00:29:55,413 Don't say that. 422 00:31:10,855 --> 00:31:12,990 Do you normally work at night? 423 00:31:13,091 --> 00:31:14,792 Your Holiness! 424 00:31:17,763 --> 00:31:20,064 Come here where I can see you. 425 00:31:24,102 --> 00:31:26,904 I must practise my art in secret, Your Holiness. 426 00:31:27,005 --> 00:31:29,340 I am as yet a mere artisan. 427 00:31:29,408 --> 00:31:33,911 Any moment I can snatch to perfect my line, I do. 428 00:31:37,949 --> 00:31:39,783 You are apprenticed? 429 00:31:39,851 --> 00:31:42,152 To the master of Bramante, Your Holiness. 430 00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:43,954 But I am as yet the least of his pupils. 431 00:31:44,022 --> 00:31:45,456 Ah. 432 00:31:49,461 --> 00:31:50,994 Come here. 433 00:31:52,130 --> 00:31:53,631 I won't bite. 434 00:32:00,304 --> 00:32:02,271 You're very young. 435 00:32:02,372 --> 00:32:05,374 But youth fades. 436 00:32:05,475 --> 00:32:06,875 Beauty doesn't. 437 00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:19,686 Turn your face to the light. 438 00:32:27,596 --> 00:32:30,332 What is that smile? 439 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,335 Your Holiness. 440 00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:36,439 [gasps] 441 00:32:36,507 --> 00:32:37,541 Please. 442 00:32:39,945 --> 00:32:43,347 You are more Eve than Adam. 443 00:32:55,862 --> 00:32:57,396 [groans] 444 00:32:57,463 --> 00:33:01,033 Forgive me... 445 00:33:01,101 --> 00:33:05,838 Why would one hide such beauty? 446 00:33:05,905 --> 00:33:10,309 As an apprentice, I must be male. 447 00:33:10,377 --> 00:33:12,479 Or appear to be... 448 00:33:15,149 --> 00:33:18,819 What is your name, fair apprentice? 449 00:33:18,886 --> 00:33:21,088 The master knows me as Vittorio. 450 00:33:21,156 --> 00:33:24,224 And God knows you as? 451 00:33:24,325 --> 00:33:27,660 Vittoria. 452 00:33:27,728 --> 00:33:34,132 Well, Vittoria. 453 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,468 We have to keep you a secret. 454 00:33:39,939 --> 00:33:42,940 We may have a commission for you. 455 00:33:49,215 --> 00:33:51,082 On the 25th of June 456 00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:55,587 the ancient Romans celebrated the Ludii Taurii. 457 00:33:55,655 --> 00:33:57,990 The Games of the Bull. 458 00:33:58,057 --> 00:34:00,392 Now, that is also, by coincidence, 459 00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:03,962 the feast day of St. Bernard of Vermicelli. 460 00:34:04,029 --> 00:34:08,365 We propose to hold a celebration on that day 461 00:34:08,433 --> 00:34:10,601 for the entire populace of Rome. 462 00:34:10,668 --> 00:34:14,237 The church, the nobility, but above all, 463 00:34:14,305 --> 00:34:15,872 for the common people. 464 00:34:15,939 --> 00:34:17,740 Can a pagan feast day, Holy Father, 465 00:34:17,808 --> 00:34:20,009 be reconciled with a Christian one? 466 00:34:20,077 --> 00:34:21,511 [murmurs] 467 00:34:21,578 --> 00:34:23,746 If you knew anything of your history, Cardinal, 468 00:34:23,814 --> 00:34:26,149 you would know that Easter, for example, 469 00:34:26,217 --> 00:34:30,121 was celebrated long before our Saviour's death. 470 00:34:30,189 --> 00:34:33,792 No, the ancients knew what we seem to have forgotten. 471 00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:36,662 That Rome is its people. 472 00:34:36,730 --> 00:34:39,232 Which is why we propose a celebration 473 00:34:39,299 --> 00:34:41,767 for the people of Rome. 474 00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:45,370 It shall include a horse race, a public feast, 475 00:34:45,438 --> 00:34:49,307 a masked ball on classical Roman themes. 476 00:34:49,375 --> 00:34:50,508 And- 477 00:34:51,943 --> 00:34:56,479 We have commissioned a monument, in wood, 478 00:34:56,547 --> 00:35:01,518 to light up the celebrations. 479 00:35:01,619 --> 00:35:03,520 The Borgia Bull! 480 00:35:03,588 --> 00:35:06,523 [murmuring] 481 00:35:06,591 --> 00:35:08,092 And these celebrations, 482 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,563 [clears throat] this Bull, Your Holiness, 483 00:35:11,631 --> 00:35:14,600 does anyone have any idea of the cost? 484 00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:20,507 Can one put a price on joy, Cardinal Sforza? 485 00:35:20,574 --> 00:35:22,976 No, Holy Father. It is priceless. 486 00:35:23,043 --> 00:35:29,815 So, whatever the cost, we shall have a bargain. 487 00:35:29,916 --> 00:35:32,318 [chuckle] 488 00:35:32,386 --> 00:35:35,054 Let Rome be full of joy! 489 00:35:44,964 --> 00:35:47,099 Interesting. 490 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,734 Thank you, Madam. 491 00:35:50,537 --> 00:35:54,773 But your animal lacks physical concreteness. 492 00:35:59,579 --> 00:36:02,982 That creature is more cow than bull, surely. 493 00:36:03,050 --> 00:36:05,619 Pardon me? 494 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:09,156 You have, how should I put it? 495 00:36:10,892 --> 00:36:13,628 Desexed the creature. 496 00:36:13,696 --> 00:36:16,364 It is a bull, surely, Madam. 497 00:36:16,432 --> 00:36:23,271 It looks like a bull, it stands like a bull. 498 00:36:23,338 --> 00:36:26,841 But it lacks something of the male vigour. 499 00:36:29,511 --> 00:36:32,078 Like you, perhaps. 500 00:36:36,249 --> 00:36:38,083 Your name, Maestro? 501 00:36:38,184 --> 00:36:39,918 Vittorio. 502 00:36:39,986 --> 00:36:41,821 I am as yet no maestro. 503 00:36:41,922 --> 00:36:43,822 No? 504 00:36:43,890 --> 00:36:46,725 Then a mistress, perhaps? 505 00:36:46,793 --> 00:36:49,295 My lady. 506 00:36:49,396 --> 00:36:51,397 Giulia Farnese. 507 00:36:54,067 --> 00:37:00,272 And you, Vittorio, have so cleverly disguised your hair. 508 00:37:05,512 --> 00:37:10,749 Why the deceit, fair lady? 509 00:37:10,850 --> 00:37:13,852 A woman cannot be apprenticed. 510 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,822 I know. 511 00:37:17,890 --> 00:37:20,725 To any trade other than wet nurse. 512 00:37:30,070 --> 00:37:33,406 And you would sit on Parnassus, 513 00:37:33,507 --> 00:37:35,475 with your master, Bramante. 514 00:37:40,114 --> 00:37:43,116 I beg you, my lady. 515 00:37:43,217 --> 00:37:47,120 Yes. 516 00:37:47,222 --> 00:37:48,855 You may yet beg. 517 00:37:51,392 --> 00:37:52,959 And I am your lady. 518 00:37:59,165 --> 00:38:03,236 At least the pope is not tempted with the sin of sodomy. 519 00:38:11,447 --> 00:38:13,248 His Holiness- 520 00:38:13,349 --> 00:38:14,783 -claimed to know nothing. 521 00:38:14,850 --> 00:38:18,086 Is he a fox, or a holy fool, that pope? 522 00:38:18,154 --> 00:38:20,255 He is definitely no fool, my liege. 523 00:38:20,323 --> 00:38:23,157 But if he thinks he's fooled me, Ambassador, 524 00:38:23,225 --> 00:38:25,460 he'll find he's wrong. 525 00:38:25,528 --> 00:38:28,296 This room was King Ferrante's joke, 526 00:38:28,363 --> 00:38:30,931 a parody of the last supper. 527 00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:33,434 Do you find it amusing? 528 00:38:33,535 --> 00:38:35,669 I find it repellent, my liege. 529 00:38:35,737 --> 00:38:38,605 But the Judas seat is empty. 530 00:38:38,673 --> 00:38:41,074 It awaits its occupant. 531 00:38:41,142 --> 00:38:44,979 That Judas who betrayed his own people, 532 00:38:45,047 --> 00:38:49,151 infected his own city. 533 00:38:49,219 --> 00:38:53,255 Prince Alfonso of Naples. 534 00:38:53,323 --> 00:38:55,424 There has been a sighting, my liege, 535 00:38:55,525 --> 00:38:57,426 on the slopes of Vesuvius. 536 00:38:57,494 --> 00:39:01,564 Hunt him down, wherever he is. 537 00:39:01,632 --> 00:39:04,433 Bring him here. 538 00:39:04,501 --> 00:39:07,804 Unharmed. 539 00:39:07,871 --> 00:39:10,340 I would see him in this chair. 540 00:39:10,441 --> 00:39:12,975 [laughs] 541 00:39:13,043 --> 00:39:15,678 Come on, higher! 542 00:39:21,218 --> 00:39:23,052 All right, ready, move! 543 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,253 No, where it is! 544 00:39:24,354 --> 00:39:25,688 Bring it down! 545 00:39:25,789 --> 00:39:27,256 To that side! 546 00:39:27,324 --> 00:39:30,160 Come on. 547 00:39:30,227 --> 00:39:31,795 Higher! 548 00:39:31,896 --> 00:39:33,363 Come on! 549 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,734 Give me some more rope. 550 00:39:36,835 --> 00:39:40,071 His Holiness has ordered that Rome be full of joy. 551 00:39:40,138 --> 00:39:42,640 And how much does joy cost? 552 00:39:42,707 --> 00:39:44,642 Two hundred and fifty thousand ducats so far. 553 00:39:44,709 --> 00:39:46,643 Wrap it in muslin now! Tightly! 554 00:39:46,745 --> 00:39:48,912 And counting. 555 00:39:52,216 --> 00:39:53,717 Ha! Come on! 556 00:39:53,818 --> 00:39:55,051 Come on, Brother! 557 00:39:55,119 --> 00:39:57,920 Ha! Ya! Ya! 558 00:40:01,825 --> 00:40:05,360 Come on! Ya! Ya! 559 00:40:06,997 --> 00:40:09,197 Given up already, Cesare? 560 00:40:11,901 --> 00:40:15,470 A wager, for the race tomorrow. 561 00:40:15,571 --> 00:40:17,840 My brother or me. 562 00:40:21,144 --> 00:40:25,014 You... 563 00:40:25,082 --> 00:40:27,918 ...if he doesn't cheat. 564 00:40:30,488 --> 00:40:32,923 [crowd cheering] 565 00:40:32,991 --> 00:40:38,296 [horses whinnying] 566 00:40:39,732 --> 00:40:41,098 Do you hear that roar, Brother? 567 00:40:41,199 --> 00:40:42,633 I think it's for me. 568 00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:44,301 Who else? 569 00:40:44,402 --> 00:40:46,437 Ready! 570 00:41:07,558 --> 00:41:09,226 You think you can beat me, Brother? 571 00:41:09,327 --> 00:41:10,561 Always! 572 00:41:12,664 --> 00:41:15,133 Ya! Ya! 573 00:41:15,234 --> 00:41:16,835 [crowd groans] 574 00:41:25,678 --> 00:41:26,945 Give them the scent. 575 00:41:27,013 --> 00:41:28,313 Take the scent! 576 00:41:28,381 --> 00:41:29,915 Come on! 577 00:41:29,982 --> 00:41:31,550 Give them the scent of who was once their ruler- 578 00:41:31,617 --> 00:41:32,751 what was his name? 579 00:41:32,852 --> 00:41:33,952 Prince Alfonso! 580 00:41:34,053 --> 00:41:35,052 Allez avec moi. 581 00:41:35,154 --> 00:41:36,221 Maintenant! 582 00:41:36,288 --> 00:41:37,922 And they know him well. 583 00:41:37,990 --> 00:41:45,396 [men calling out] 584 00:41:46,832 --> 00:41:51,837 [crowd cheering throughout] 585 00:41:54,874 --> 00:41:56,575 [horse whinnies] 586 00:42:21,066 --> 00:42:23,334 Borgia! 587 00:42:25,104 --> 00:42:27,506 Caltrops. 588 00:42:32,679 --> 00:42:34,513 After him! 589 00:42:40,988 --> 00:42:42,688 Get him! Up there! 590 00:42:49,328 --> 00:42:51,063 Coward! We'll get you! 591 00:42:55,835 --> 00:42:57,802 Go get him! 592 00:42:57,903 --> 00:42:59,804 Come down, you coward! 593 00:42:59,872 --> 00:43:02,173 I claim the right of feudal privilege! 594 00:43:02,274 --> 00:43:04,476 I shall bow to no common soldier! 595 00:43:04,543 --> 00:43:06,344 You will bow to a king then! 596 00:43:07,780 --> 00:43:12,818 [music and cheering throughout] 597 00:43:19,392 --> 00:43:20,892 Let me guess, my love. 598 00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:22,360 An owl? 599 00:43:22,461 --> 00:43:24,596 Yes, Your Holiness. 600 00:43:24,664 --> 00:43:27,065 And an owl signifies? 601 00:43:27,133 --> 00:43:28,733 Oh, I am the owl of Minerva. 602 00:43:28,834 --> 00:43:29,768 Oh. 603 00:43:29,835 --> 00:43:33,504 Goddess of magic and wisdom. 604 00:43:33,572 --> 00:43:46,518 [♪] 605 00:43:46,585 --> 00:43:48,053 Who is my dear sister tonight? 606 00:43:50,122 --> 00:43:51,623 I am Echo. 607 00:43:51,724 --> 00:43:53,525 I may not be Narcissus. 608 00:43:53,593 --> 00:43:55,261 But may I dance with Echo? 609 00:43:57,231 --> 00:44:00,367 My Narcissus could not dance. 610 00:44:00,435 --> 00:44:01,802 He could not read nor write. 611 00:44:03,437 --> 00:44:05,605 Could he make you smile? 612 00:44:07,775 --> 00:44:09,376 Can you? 613 00:44:09,477 --> 00:44:11,644 I can try. 614 00:44:15,383 --> 00:44:16,382 [metal clangs] 615 00:44:16,450 --> 00:44:19,285 Ah! 616 00:44:19,353 --> 00:44:22,455 [laughs] 617 00:44:22,522 --> 00:44:24,190 Hush now. 618 00:44:25,492 --> 00:44:27,927 Unhand me! 619 00:44:28,028 --> 00:44:29,629 Hurts! 620 00:44:29,697 --> 00:44:34,667 [groaning] 621 00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:41,473 I must protest, Your Highness, 622 00:44:41,541 --> 00:44:44,744 at my treatment by your captors. 623 00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:48,715 The laws of chivalry demand I not be bound. 624 00:44:49,716 --> 00:44:54,020 Even a prince cannot eat in handcuffs. 625 00:44:54,121 --> 00:44:55,989 Soldat. 626 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,769 I, sadly, cannot partake. 627 00:45:13,673 --> 00:45:15,274 His Highness feels poorly? 628 00:45:15,341 --> 00:45:16,575 Yes. 629 00:45:16,643 --> 00:45:18,777 A strange pestilence has laid me low. 630 00:45:18,845 --> 00:45:21,647 Has laid the whole of Naples low indeed. 631 00:45:21,715 --> 00:45:23,950 Ah. 632 00:45:25,385 --> 00:45:28,588 What a pity. 633 00:45:28,689 --> 00:45:30,757 His Highness will recover? 634 00:45:32,159 --> 00:45:34,961 We have been so assured. 635 00:45:35,063 --> 00:45:37,331 Oh goody! [cackles] 636 00:45:39,534 --> 00:45:40,901 I cannot wait to show His Highness 637 00:45:40,969 --> 00:45:42,603 the delights of our fair city. 638 00:45:42,704 --> 00:45:44,138 What remains of it. 639 00:45:44,206 --> 00:45:46,207 [cackles] 640 00:45:46,275 --> 00:45:51,246 [music and cheering throughout] 641 00:45:53,249 --> 00:45:54,750 Father. 642 00:46:07,697 --> 00:46:10,131 You are Apollo, my son? 643 00:46:10,199 --> 00:46:12,067 No, Father, I am Mars. 644 00:46:12,168 --> 00:46:13,301 Oh. 645 00:46:13,369 --> 00:46:15,404 But no warfare tonight we trust. 646 00:46:15,505 --> 00:46:16,505 No. 647 00:46:16,606 --> 00:46:18,674 Tonight is for celebrations. 648 00:46:18,741 --> 00:46:21,042 Who are you tonight, Father? 649 00:46:21,110 --> 00:46:23,078 We are Janus. 650 00:46:23,146 --> 00:46:25,780 The guardian of the keys of Rome. 651 00:46:25,848 --> 00:46:28,049 Of the gateway to paradise. 652 00:46:28,151 --> 00:46:30,085 So there's no pope here tonight? 653 00:46:30,153 --> 00:46:32,321 The pope has have two faces, my son. 654 00:46:32,388 --> 00:46:35,758 One looks to the future and the other to the past. 655 00:46:35,826 --> 00:46:38,260 We are the gatekeeper to both. 656 00:46:55,147 --> 00:46:57,616 [cackles] Pah. 657 00:46:57,717 --> 00:47:00,151 People are born and people die. 658 00:47:00,219 --> 00:47:02,186 They breed like rabbits here, Your Highness. 659 00:47:02,254 --> 00:47:05,422 Naples will recover and her splendour always does. 660 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:08,325 Perhaps the Prince will give me a tour of its delights. 661 00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:11,562 It would be my utmost honour, Your Royal Highness. 662 00:47:11,630 --> 00:47:13,597 And perhaps he would begin with a tour 663 00:47:13,665 --> 00:47:16,167 of his father's dungeons. 664 00:47:18,937 --> 00:47:22,740 My father's dungeons? 665 00:47:22,807 --> 00:47:24,642 We have seen his banquet room, 666 00:47:24,709 --> 00:47:26,711 where King Ferrante liked to dine 667 00:47:26,779 --> 00:47:30,549 with those who displeased him. 668 00:47:30,617 --> 00:47:35,488 But the ingenuity of his torture chambers... 669 00:47:35,556 --> 00:47:39,425 for that we felt a tour was necessary. 670 00:47:39,493 --> 00:47:40,927 A tour? 671 00:47:40,995 --> 00:47:45,999 [music and cheering throughout] 672 00:48:05,353 --> 00:48:06,820 Juno? 673 00:48:06,888 --> 00:48:10,090 Well spotted, Giulia Farnese. 674 00:48:10,157 --> 00:48:13,026 And you are? 675 00:48:13,093 --> 00:48:15,127 You may call me Minerva. 676 00:48:15,195 --> 00:48:17,663 Ah. And to think. 677 00:48:17,731 --> 00:48:19,999 You were Venus once. 678 00:48:20,067 --> 00:48:23,169 And I soon may be a vestal virgin. 679 00:48:23,236 --> 00:48:25,938 [chuckles] 680 00:48:26,006 --> 00:48:29,609 You fear for the constancy of your lover's affections? 681 00:48:29,676 --> 00:48:34,847 And, if I may be so bold, I would ask for your advice. 682 00:48:34,915 --> 00:48:36,850 When his eye wanders? 683 00:48:36,918 --> 00:48:38,585 As it did from me to you? 684 00:48:38,653 --> 00:48:40,120 You must hate me. 685 00:48:40,188 --> 00:48:41,622 No. 686 00:48:41,690 --> 00:48:45,459 And if you would take my advice, don't do as I did. 687 00:48:45,526 --> 00:48:46,726 Rage, remonstrate. 688 00:48:46,794 --> 00:48:48,295 Play the wounded wife. 689 00:48:48,396 --> 00:48:50,096 No? 690 00:48:50,164 --> 00:48:53,900 So what is the Goddess Juno's advice? 691 00:48:53,968 --> 00:48:57,204 He is Janus tonight, is he not? 692 00:48:57,305 --> 00:48:59,940 He looks both ways. 693 00:49:00,041 --> 00:49:02,108 Allow him his fancy. 694 00:49:02,176 --> 00:49:04,578 Let him look both ways. 695 00:49:04,646 --> 00:49:08,214 But be sure one of those gazes falls on you. 696 00:49:22,931 --> 00:49:28,302 And this ingenious construct, my Prince. 697 00:49:28,403 --> 00:49:30,037 Has it a name? 698 00:49:30,138 --> 00:49:31,405 It is called... 699 00:49:31,473 --> 00:49:36,142 a Judas Cradle. 700 00:49:36,210 --> 00:49:38,245 What an elegant name. 701 00:49:41,549 --> 00:49:46,520 [music and cheering] 702 00:49:54,529 --> 00:49:58,231 Do not let me think you have dressed as Hermaphodite? 703 00:49:58,332 --> 00:49:59,766 No, my Lady. 704 00:49:59,834 --> 00:50:04,204 I am Vulcan, god of molten metal, of the artisans. 705 00:50:04,272 --> 00:50:05,505 Ah. 706 00:50:05,606 --> 00:50:08,075 A humble station. 707 00:50:08,176 --> 00:50:10,211 You would do well to maintain it. 708 00:50:16,452 --> 00:50:18,386 And His Holiness is? 709 00:50:18,454 --> 00:50:23,625 You would find out who His Holiness is? 710 00:50:29,966 --> 00:50:32,067 Follow me then. 711 00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:39,508 And this? 712 00:50:42,980 --> 00:50:45,147 [weeping] 713 00:50:45,215 --> 00:50:52,722 It-is called the Pear of Anguish. 714 00:50:52,823 --> 00:50:55,091 And its use? 715 00:50:55,192 --> 00:50:59,162 It can be inserted, 716 00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:05,236 into the mouth, or into the... 717 00:51:05,303 --> 00:51:09,507 rect... rect... 718 00:51:09,574 --> 00:51:12,009 Aha, he means the rectum, does he not? 719 00:51:12,077 --> 00:51:13,077 The rear. 720 00:51:13,178 --> 00:51:14,411 The back passage. 721 00:51:14,479 --> 00:51:16,180 I believe he does, Your Highness. 722 00:51:16,247 --> 00:51:29,725 [♪] 723 00:51:29,727 --> 00:51:38,166 [♪] 724 00:51:38,168 --> 00:51:45,640 [♪] 725 00:51:45,708 --> 00:51:49,010 You are now Aphrodite. 726 00:51:49,078 --> 00:51:51,245 Lover of Hermes. 727 00:51:59,289 --> 00:52:01,990 Mother of Hermaphrodite. 728 00:52:08,330 --> 00:52:20,441 [women singing; Alphonso screaming] 729 00:52:20,509 --> 00:52:23,010 It almost harmonizes. 730 00:52:23,078 --> 00:52:25,113 Sing, sing. 731 00:52:25,180 --> 00:52:31,485 [screaming continues] 732 00:52:31,510 --> 00:52:35,510 == sync, corrected by elderman == 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net