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It's nice to get back to nature.
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Why don't I do this more often?
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What a beautiful forest.
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Hello, little butterfly.
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What's your Na...
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Whatcha doing?
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I was enjoying
some virtual reality,
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until you ruined it
with your actual face.
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What am I smelling?
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Oh, it's car
air freshener.
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I was simulating
the smell of the forest.
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That's not what
the forest smells like.
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Well, how would I know?
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Why are you pretending
to be outdoors?
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You hate it.
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Hmm? Oh.
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Amy showed me a compelling study
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that demonstrated
the cognitive benefit
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of spending time
in the wilderness.
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Buddy, I am ready
to drive you
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into the wilderness
any time you want
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and leave you there.
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Well, make your jokes,
but some of the participants
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who spent four days in the woods
away from all technology
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reported a 50% gain in reasoning
skills upon their return.
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Okay, if that's true, why aren't
there more genius squirrels?
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You may need this
more than I do.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x20 ♪
The Big Bear Precipitation
Original Air Date on April 7,
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Here's your tea.
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Oh!
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Do not sneak up on a guy
when he's sitting on a log.
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You know, if you really
want to be in nature,
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why don't we rent a cabin?
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Look, I'm sorry,
when did you even get here? I...
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You know,
there's a cabin in Big Bear
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that a doctor I work with
keeps offering me.
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Because he's
hitting on you?
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She.
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Oh, good.
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But I could get her.
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We could all go
for the weekend.
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It'll be fun.
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Yeah...
Excuse me.
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Here, look up "fun,"
get back to me.
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You and I could still go
and have a nice weekend.
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Sure.
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Come on, Sheldon,
let's go with them.
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I hardly think so.
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You be sure and say hello
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to all the mosquitoes,
bees, bears, snakes,
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possums, poison oak,
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oh, and last, but not least,
teenagers with guitars.
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I'll see
if it's available.
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You know,
if that study's real,
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Leonard might come back
smarter than you.
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Are you trying to manipulate me?
Yes.
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Well done, it worked,
we're going.
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Yay!
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Come on, Raj,
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give me a bag.
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No, no, you're pregnant.
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The only thing you carry
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is our hope
for a better tomorrow.
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Hey, where you been?
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Uh, Raj took me
to the baby doctor
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and then we swung by
the grocery store.
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Did you get graham crackers?
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I mean, are... what...
is the baby okay?
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Yes and yes.
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I didn't know you needed help
running errands today.
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I didn't,
but Raj volunteered.
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Really?
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Yeah, ever since you told him
I was pregnant,
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he's really been making
a fuss over me.
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Oh. Well, I guess
that's kind of sweet.
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Bernie, I just
forwarded you a list
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of the top five lactation
consultants in Los Angeles.
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I know my favorite,
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but I'd love to hear
what you think.
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And it just got weird.
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Hey. Amy's downstairs.
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Okay, one sec.
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Uh, what-what you got
goin' on here?
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I bought a baseball cap.
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I can see that.
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What team did you get?
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Uh, Hufflepuff,
from Harry Potter.
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Well, we'll be in the woods.
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I'm ready to go.
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Anything you'd like
to say to him?
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Nice hat, Sheldon.
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Thanks.
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Why are you
so mean to me?
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What the hell are you watching?
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Raj found all these
childbirth videos online.
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This one is of a woman
giving birth in a river.
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Okay, that is
the least Jewish thing
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I've ever seen in my life.
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You feel like Raj is getting
a little carried away
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with all the baby stuff?
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I don't think so.
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He just wants to be
part of the experience.
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All right, if you say so.
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What's in the box?
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Oh, it's an ultrasonic
microphone
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so we can hear
the baby's heartbeat.
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Oh.
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That's cool.
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Can we try it?
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Actually, Raj ordered it.
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He made me promise
to wait till he was here.
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So he can be...
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part of the experience?
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Yeah.
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I'm surprised he let us conceive
without him.
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It's a sore spot--
don't bring it up.
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It's so cute
and rustic up here.
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I know.
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Did you see they still have
a video rental place?
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it's like Colonial Williamsburg.
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Well...
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cell service is down
to one bar,
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so if anyone needs
medical attention
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or to tell a stranger their
political views are stupid,
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now's the time.
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Have you ever been
off the grid before?
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Once.
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The battery ran out on my phone.
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I had to wait
for my iPad to turn on.
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I was afraid
he was gonna eat me.
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Raj just pulled up.
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I'm gonna say something to him.
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Leave it alone.
He means well.
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So you don't think he needs
to rein it in a little?
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No, not really.
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And you're not concerned
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he's acting like somehow
this is his kid, too?
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He's just trying
to be supportive.
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Just supportive.
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Not over-the-top in any way?
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No.
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Hello!
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You saw him carrying that.
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Astronauts saw him
carrying that.
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This place is great!
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So nice of that doctor
to just let you use it.
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Well, she is taking me
to an Indigo Girls concert,
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so hold that thought.
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Okay.
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Well,
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should we check
each other for ticks?
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Sheldon, all we did
was walk in from the car.
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Oh. Well,
suit yourself.
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Who wants to check me?
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On the other hand, safety first.
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Wow, it's really
coming down.
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This sucks.
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And there goes our hike.
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Oh, not our hike!
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Now we have
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to stay safe and warm.
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You know, we could still go.
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A little rain
isn't gonna kill us.
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Have you been outside
in the rain with Sheldon?
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No.
You'll wish it would kill you.
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So what do we do now?
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They have
some board games.
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Eh, most of the Jenga
pieces are missing
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and the Scrabble
only has seven tiles,
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so unless you want to build
an unimpressive structure
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with the word "SHNERPF"
next to it, move on.
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Hey, let's light a fire.
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Ooh, that sounds cozy.
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I don't think
I've lit a real fire before.
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Ah, it's basic thermodynamics.
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I'm sure we can figure that out.
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I could stack the logs conically
to facilitate airflow.
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That would maximize oxygen
for optimal combustion.
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Right. So all we need is to...
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Got it.
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A scientist made that.
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Look, Raj, you're my
best friend in the world
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and I really appreciate
your enthusiasm about the baby.
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Please, my pleasure.
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And, of course,
Howie and I
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both want you to be
a part of all this.
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But we have to set
some boundaries.
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I don't understand.
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The three of us
aren't having this baby.
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Just the two of us.
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Oh...
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Okay. Yeah, I get it.
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I'll back off.
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Thanks for understanding.
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Of course.
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I'll give you guys some space.
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Let me just get this
out of your way.
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You need some help?
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No, I got it.
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Raj... Raj, wait.
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Please, Bernadette.
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Let me leave with my dignity.
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Hey, you guys want
to play a drinking game?
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Oh, well now, well now,
we'll never win.
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You always play
the drinking game.
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Not the drinking game,
a drinking game.
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To be fair, good at both.
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What's the game?
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All right, it's called
Never Have I Ever.
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The rules are simple.
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Someone says something
they've never done,
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but if you have done it,
you take a drink.
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I've never played that before.
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Hey, now, wait.
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Have we started?
Do I drink?
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What is happening?
Okay.
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Calm down.
I'll go first.
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All right, let's see.
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Never have I ever...
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She's trying
to think of something
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she's never done before.
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This could take a while.
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Very funny.
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Okay, never have I ever...
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Yeah, you know what?
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Let's just circle back.
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Okay, I'll go.
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Never have I ever been arrested.
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So I drink.
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No, it's only
if you've done it.
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Got it.
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I can't believe
you've been arrested.
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I can't believe Penny hasn't.
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Sheldon, what did you do?
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Well, I'm not proud of it,
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but... I jaywalked.
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Oh, no, it's like
a horror movie.
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We're trapped in a cabin
with a maniac.
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I'm surprised
you would do that.
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No, I crossed
in the middle of the street.
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And normally, I wouldn't,
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but I saw an aggressive-looking
Girl Scout,
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and it was the heart
of cookie season.
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Anyway, there was
a police officer,
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and he witnessed
the whole thing.
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What-- he arrested you for that?
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No, he didn't do anything.
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So I said,
"You just saw me jaywalk.
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Why aren't you
doing your job?"
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You know?
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"M-Maybe I should arrest you
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for-for impersonating
a police officer."
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And then you got arrested.
264
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,460
Oh, and how.
265
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:41,132
I feel like I just made
a horrible mistake.
266
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,467
Yeah.
267
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,635
But on the other hand,
268
00:11:43,637 --> 00:11:45,103
I didn't kick him
out of our lives.
269
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:47,806
I just asked him
to back off a little.
270
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,307
Yeah.
271
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,910
What? Are you gonna cry?
272
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,179
Yeah!
273
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:58,483
Is it baby hormones
or actually sad?
274
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:01,953
I can't tell anymore!
275
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,823
I'll go get him.
276
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:08,393
And bring back the bear!
277
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:12,797
This game's dangerous.
278
00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,132
I could get you in trouble.
279
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:14,999
How?
280
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,468
Well, never have I ever
281
00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:19,571
used Sheldon's toothbrush
to clean the sink.
282
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,712
Fine, is that
how you want to play this?
283
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:30,014
All right,
never have I ever come up
284
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:32,650
with a nickname
for my own genitals.
285
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:37,222
Never should've told you
about Alvin and the Chipmunks.
286
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,991
Okay.
287
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,125
My turn.
288
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,127
Um...
289
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,430
Never have I ever
290
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,900
completely rocked
my girlfriend's world in bed.
291
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,202
Amy...
292
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,004
You know the rules.
293
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,106
Drink.
294
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,876
Yeah, go ahead.
295
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,313
That's right.
296
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,649
All right, my turn.
297
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,650
Mm...
298
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,285
Oh, I know.
299
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:11,022
Never have I ever
kept a secret bank account,
300
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:14,325
because I think
my wife can't handle money.
301
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,197
Did I win?
302
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,699
I feel like I won.
303
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,234
I can't believe this.
304
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,970
You realize I make
more money than you?
305
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,672
I don't, I know,
but this isn't a big deal.
306
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,974
It's just a little savings
I put aside.
307
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,042
We're married.
308
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,377
We're supposed
to share everything.
309
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,413
What-- you mean, like,
your massive credit card debt?
310
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,220
I'm calling it.
311
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,922
I won.
312
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,459
I appreciate the apology,
313
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,261
but it's really not necessary.
314
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,796
I overstepped my bounds.
315
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,231
No, Raj, you've been great.
316
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,500
I just, I need to start
doing my part around here.
317
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,968
I hear that.
318
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,705
Well, if that's the case,
319
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,407
is there anything
I can do to help?
320
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,042
Well, not right now.
321
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,777
But we could try out
that microphone you got us,
322
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:07,445
and listen to
the baby's heartbeat.
323
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,713
Really?
324
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,548
It's okay if I listen with you?!
325
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,816
Of course.
326
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:15,820
Can I squirt the ultrasound
jelly on your stomach?
327
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,022
Hey, look at that.
328
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,592
It's weird again.
329
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,897
Okay, you have
330
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:26,998
every right to be mad.
331
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,099
And what you said is true.
332
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,200
You do make more money than me.
333
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,635
So I had no right
to do what I did.
334
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,437
And I'm so sorry.
335
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,038
I hope you can forgive me.
336
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,240
How long have you had
this secret account?
337
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,676
A couple years,
but I just put a few bucks aside
338
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,878
every month for emergencies.
339
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,347
Well, how much you got in there?
340
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,749
$6,427.
341
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:48,820
$47 once my nana's
birthday check gets here.
342
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,588
My God, Leonard,
do you know
343
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,123
what I could do
with that kind of money?
344
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,826
No, I do,
and that's why I hid it.
345
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,396
What good is it
if you don't use it?
346
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,999
Uh, uh, you have shoes
you love, but never wear.
347
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,567
I have money I love,
348
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,635
but never spend.
349
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,470
We're kind of
a cute couple that way.
350
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,571
Again,
351
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,605
I'm sorry.
352
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,140
I shouldn't have
kept it a secret.
353
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,443
Well, I have a secret
I've been keeping from you, too.
354
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,045
Is it a secret bank account?
355
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,314
Because that would be awesome.
356
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,316
I hate my job.
357
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,717
Really?
358
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:20,752
Why?
359
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,053
Because I don't feel good
360
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,655
flirting with doctors for sales.
361
00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:24,722
I mean, I know
I make a lot of money.
362
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,824
But I haven't been happy
for a while.
363
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,793
Why didn't you tell me?
364
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,328
Because I know
how important it is to you
365
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,896
that I'm having some success.
366
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,264
That's not true.
367
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,666
Okay, really?
So you'd be fine if I went
368
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:36,701
back to acting
and waiting tables again?
369
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,569
If that's what you
want to do, yes.
370
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,371
Well, it's not
what I want to do.
371
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,774
Oh, yes.
372
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,142
Doesn't matter what I want.
373
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,077
Look, this job is
gonna get me out of debt.
374
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,546
So I'm gonna do the grown-up
thing and see it through.
375
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,916
Well, that is
the grown-up thing.
376
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,384
I guess.
377
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,720
I love you.
378
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,322
I love you, too.
379
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,425
You know,
380
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:03,327
never have I ever made love
381
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:06,364
in the forest
while it was raining.
382
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,000
Well, guess I gotta drink.
383
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:16,841
All right, here we go.
384
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,680
I'm not hearing anything.
385
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,282
Well, give me a second.
386
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,651
Are you sure you can do this?
387
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,086
Hey, who found
four dollars and change
388
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:31,389
on the beach
with his metal detector?
389
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,559
I buried it there,
so we could go home.
390
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,966
Wait, that's it.
391
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,434
Wow.
392
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,372
Isn't that the best?
393
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,242
You guys made a person.
394
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,916
We did.
395
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,919
And I like to think
I helped.
396
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,625
You didn't.
397
00:17:16,111 --> 00:17:18,945
Oh, let me see.
398
00:17:18,947 --> 00:17:21,715
Oh, um, never have I ever
399
00:17:21,717 --> 00:17:25,218
drunk milk past
its expiration date.
400
00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:31,124
Never have I ever
401
00:17:31,126 --> 00:17:34,227
cancelled
a dentist appointment.
402
00:17:37,799 --> 00:17:39,866
Oh, uh, never have I ever
403
00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:43,036
put my foot in the ocean.
404
00:17:47,142 --> 00:17:48,975
Never have I ever
405
00:17:48,977 --> 00:17:52,646
honked if I liked anything.
406
00:17:56,318 --> 00:17:57,384
Oh!
407
00:17:57,386 --> 00:18:00,220
Uh... never have I ever
408
00:18:00,222 --> 00:18:04,290
thrown, caught or touched
a Frisbee.
409
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,266
Never have I ever
410
00:18:13,268 --> 00:18:15,635
put salt on my food
411
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,604
without trying it first.
412
00:18:17,606 --> 00:18:19,806
Yeah...
413
00:18:21,009 --> 00:18:22,742
Oh!
414
00:18:22,744 --> 00:18:24,911
Never have I ever
415
00:18:24,913 --> 00:18:27,947
pushed all the buttons
in an elevator.
416
00:18:34,089 --> 00:18:36,322
Well, we all have a past.
417
00:18:38,657 --> 00:18:45,157
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