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Previously on
The Big Bang Theory...
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Oh, look at all
that chest hair.
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And overbite.
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Of course you're a Wolowitz.
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Son of a bitch, he bit me.
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Okay, I guess I'll just go to
the emergency room to be safe.
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Howie, this is just
your hypochondria.
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When I sat on the mute button
and thought I'd gone deaf,
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that was my hypochondria.
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We'll find another time
to tell him I'm pregnant.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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"We"?
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What is this?
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I don't know.
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Maybe it says
something on the back.
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"Continued on milk."
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If you're tricking me
into making my own breakfast,
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it didn't work for my mom,
and it won't work for you.
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"Are."
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"We are..."
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"See spoons for more."
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What could it be?
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"We are Groot"?
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"We are the champions"?
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"We are family"?
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"I got all my sisters with me."
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Are you serious?
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Yeah.
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Are you sure?
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Pretty positive.
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That's a joke, because
the pregnancy test says...
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Oh, my God.
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This is incredible.
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We're gonna be parents?
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We're gonna get
to board planes first.
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Finally gonna get to see
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what's in that family bathroom
at the mall.
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I know, it's crazy.
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It is crazy.
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Oh.
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I mean, how do you... prepare
for something like this?
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I'm not even sure
I've held a baby before.
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Oh, it's okay,
you'll figure it out.
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But how's this all gonna work?
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Do we get a nanny?
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I mean, can we
afford a nanny?
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And if we can,
we can't get a pretty one,
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'cause it'll wreck our marriage.
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We can't get an ugly one,
'cause it'll scare the kid.
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I-I don't know, Howie.
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Are we in a good
school district?
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You're Catholic, I'm Jewish.
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What religion do
we raise it?
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And if it's a boy,
do we get him circumcised?
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People say it's barbaric,
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but if we don't, it looks like
a pig in a blanket.
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Calm down, it's
gonna be okay.
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How's it gonna be okay?
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Look at me, I'm a mess.
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And that means this baby's
gonna half a mess.
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And that's even
before we screw it up
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with our cut-rate
moderately attractive nanny.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x16 ♪
The Positive Negative Reaction
Original Air Date on Febru
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Hey, Raj, I read a couple
guys in your department
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may have discovered a new
planet in our solar system?
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Oh, I heard about that.
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Why didn't you
discover it?
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Because instead of being
in the telescope room,
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I was busy making you guys
homemade jam for the holidays.
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Well, you be sure
to let us know
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when you win the Nobel
Prize for boysenberry.
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Hey.
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Hello.
Hey, bud.
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Ready to play when you are.
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Yeah, um, in a minute.
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I actually need
to tell you guys something.
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If it's "thank you"
for the homemade jam
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you got in December,
congratulations,
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you're the
first one.
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What's going on?
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I'm, uh...
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uh, gonna be a father.
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That's so amazing.
What? Congratulations.
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Oh, no.
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Why "oh, no"?
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Because this changes everything.
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What about comic book night?
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Uh, what about playing
games together?
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What about our trips
to Disneyland?
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How can we do those things
with a child around?
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Relax, there's room
for two babies in this group.
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Oh, dear L...
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Penny's pregnant, too?
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You're the other baby.
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Oh, really?
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Okay, well, would a baby have
to shave once every 11 days?
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Would an adult refuse
to eat his graham crackers
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because one of them was broken?
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I guess we'll call this a draw.
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So, I'm glad
you guys are here.
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There's something I want
to share with you.
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Howie and I are going to...
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Leonard says you're pregnant.
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What?
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"Don't say anything.
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Act surprised
when she tells you."
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All right,
how you want to do this?
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I'm pregnant.
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Oh, my God, I
can't believe it!
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This is so exciting!
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Yeah, it's all real exciting.
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Are-are you not
happy about this?
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I am. Of-of course I am. I'm...
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I'm sure it's just the hormones.
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But it's weird-- Howie's the one
who's been talking about
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having kids for years, and I was
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all excited to tell him because
I thought he'd be thrilled,
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but then he started to flip out
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and now this
feels like a bad idea
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and I'm gonna get fat.
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No, no, come on. Come on,
you're not gonna get fat.
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You're gonna be beautiful
and glowing
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and-and have the cutest
little baby bump ever.
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Easy for you to say,
skinny bitch.
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Sorry, hormones.
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Oh, that's all right.
All I heard was "skinny."
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I wouldn't make too much
out of Howard
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not reacting the way
you expected him to.
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Yeah, I'm sure
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it was just
the initial shock of it all.
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You're probably right.
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After we talked about it,
he started to calm down.
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I shouldn't be raising a kid.
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I don't even
eat my own vegetables.
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Buddy, I-I think
you might be overreacting.
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And then there's
this nose.
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I mean, what if he
looks like me?
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Or worse...
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what if she looks like me?
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Not to mention
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the impact on our social circle.
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Everything's going to change.
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Howard won't be able
to come over as much.
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Well, he could bring the baby here.
Oh, but then we'd have to
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baby-proof the apartment.
You know, my sister
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has one of those toilet locks
in her bathroom.
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I have two doctorates,
I still had to go in the sink.
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Oh, my God,
and do you have any idea
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how expensive having a kid is?
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I read that in Los Angeles,
raising a child through college
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can cost over a million dollars.
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A million dollars?
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God, it's like my nuts
just kicked me in the nuts.
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That's it-- I got to start
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earning more money right now.
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I know--
you could ask Bernadette
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for a raise in your allowance.
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This isn't a joke.
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I wasn't joking.
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It'll be fine.
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People have kids every day.
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You'll figure this out.
Yeah, come on,
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this is great news
and you know it.
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Oh... You're right, it is,
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I'm just...
a little overwhelmed right now.
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Hey, you know what we should do?
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All get vasectomies so this
doesn't happen to us?
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Go out and celebrate.
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But not your worst idea.
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Hey, let's go do something
to get your mind off this.
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Yeah, yeah, we should go out.
Where?
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Uh, I don't know, a bar?
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Can't drink.
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We can, but all right.
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Are you hungry? How about
that sushi place you love?
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Doctor said I can't have sushi.
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Okay, look, we don't
have to go anywhere.
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We can just, you know, stay here
and hang out in the hot tub.
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Doctor said I can't
go in the hot tub.
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Maybe you should
get a new doctor.
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What, he said
you can't laugh either?
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I'd like to propose a toast
to our friend, Howard--
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his, um, his big heart,
his beautiful soul...
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And his tight little pants
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that somehow
did not make him sterile.
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Cheers.
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Well, look at this.
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I bet whoever invented
tiny umbrellas
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doesn't have to worry
about money.
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He can have
all the kids he wants.
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And can keep a small portion
of their heads dry.
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If I'm gonna have any chance
of raising this kid,
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I need to come up with
a big idea to make some money.
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There's no reason you can't.
That's easy for you to say.
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You and Sheldon
already came up with
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your superfluid helium model.
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That's just research.
We're never gonna
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make any money from it.
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Forget helium.
The real superfluid
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is the fruit punch in this mug.
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Reminds me of my daddy's secret
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"Don't Tell Mama" juice.
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Uh, these are strong,
you should slow down.
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Oh. I'll just take one last sip.
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Ah.
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Okay, how about this
for an invention--
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slightly... bigger
cocktail umbrellas.
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How is that a new invention?
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I don't know, all Apple does
is change the size of things
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and we keep buying them.
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It's true. I like my giant iPad
and my little iPad
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almost as much
as my regular-sized iPad.
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This place is terrific.
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Why-why have
we never been here before?
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The same reason we don't do
a lot of fun stuff-- you.
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That's some smart talk
from a guy
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who can't even keep
his face in focus.
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Where's the bathroom?
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Uh, it's in the corner.
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Excuse me.
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Hey, how you doin'?
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I hope the bathroom
is clearly marked.
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Doesn't matter.
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He's headed
for the kitchen anyway.
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Maybe that's an idea--
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guidance systems
for drunk people.
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They have that.
It's called Uber.
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Hey.
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In your supercooled
helium experiments,
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did you create
quantum vortices?
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Yeah. Why?
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Well, if you made
a guidance system,
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couldn't you use those vortices
as a gyroscope?
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Wow. I've never thought
about that.
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And since
it's in a quantum state,
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it would maintain
an infinite persistence.
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Groundbreaking revelations,
tropical drinks.
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Tell me this isn't like the best
episode of Sex and the City.
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You may have actually
just come up with something.
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You think so?
I really do.
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You guys, the bathroom
here is amazing.
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There's people
cooking in it.
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Think about all the fun
things you get to do
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when you have a baby.
Yeah!
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Yeah, you get to buy toys
and little clothes.
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I kind of already do that
for Howie.
257
00:10:59,046 --> 00:11:00,946
And-and whenever you're hungry,
258
00:11:00,948 --> 00:11:05,050
you'll be in a minivan with
Cheerios all over the floor.
259
00:11:05,052 --> 00:11:07,919
Oh, and I just found a
new travel cup for Sheldon.
260
00:11:07,921 --> 00:11:10,055
It only lets out
three at a time.
261
00:11:11,158 --> 00:11:13,859
So, when did you guys
decide to get pregnant?
262
00:11:13,861 --> 00:11:16,628
Well, we didn't exactly decide.
263
00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:17,896
We were talking about it,
264
00:11:17,898 --> 00:11:20,132
and then one night
we got a little reckless.
265
00:11:20,134 --> 00:11:22,134
Oh, tell us!
Yeah, tell us.
266
00:11:22,136 --> 00:11:23,368
No, I'm embarrassed.
Oh, come on,
267
00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:25,137
we're all grown-ups.
We've all done it.
268
00:11:25,139 --> 00:11:28,173
Me! Me-me, too!
I'm a grown-up and I've done it!
269
00:11:30,577 --> 00:11:32,577
Fine.
270
00:11:32,579 --> 00:11:34,112
We were out one night,
271
00:11:34,114 --> 00:11:37,683
and things got
a little spontaneous.
272
00:11:37,685 --> 00:11:39,618
Oh, that sounds juicy.
273
00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:41,553
Well, Sheldon was going on
and on about time zones
274
00:11:41,555 --> 00:11:44,409
and railroad schedules,
and I went out...
275
00:11:44,410 --> 00:11:46,793
Wait, I remember that.
Hang on.
276
00:11:46,794 --> 00:11:50,429
You did it
at our place?
277
00:11:50,431 --> 00:11:53,632
Kind of on Sheldon's bed.
278
00:11:53,634 --> 00:11:56,234
What?!
No!
279
00:11:57,071 --> 00:11:59,037
I was headed to the bathroom,
280
00:11:59,039 --> 00:12:01,373
and I passed Howie
on his way out.
281
00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:05,243
Usually he says,
"Do not go in there,"
282
00:12:05,245 --> 00:12:10,182
but this time he said,
"Hey, let's go in here."
283
00:12:10,184 --> 00:12:11,717
How could you do that?
I'm sorry,
284
00:12:11,719 --> 00:12:13,952
but you know what it's like
when you're with your man
285
00:12:13,954 --> 00:12:15,620
and one thing leads to another.
286
00:12:15,622 --> 00:12:18,190
I do know what that's like.
I really do.
287
00:12:20,828 --> 00:12:22,394
I'm not seeing anyone
288
00:12:22,396 --> 00:12:24,496
using liquid helium
vortices like this.
289
00:12:24,498 --> 00:12:26,364
I'm not finding
anything either.
290
00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:27,599
That's a good sign.
291
00:12:27,601 --> 00:12:29,534
Oh, wait, I found something.
292
00:12:29,536 --> 00:12:30,902
Damn. What is it?
293
00:12:30,904 --> 00:12:33,772
This video.
The baby panda sneezes,
294
00:12:33,774 --> 00:12:36,742
and the mama panda
gets so scared.
295
00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:41,980
Can you focus
on what we're talking about?
296
00:12:41,982 --> 00:12:43,415
All right.
297
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,951
Look, now,
this may be the rum talking,
298
00:12:45,953 --> 00:12:48,887
but as long as the unpinning
rate of the vortices
299
00:12:48,889 --> 00:12:51,356
is kept within 1.1 and 1.3,
300
00:12:51,358 --> 00:12:54,726
the Magnus force issue
should be negligible.
301
00:12:56,196 --> 00:12:59,965
Even drunk, he's still smarter
than all of us.
302
00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:01,900
And stronger.
303
00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:05,370
Yeah. Who wants to see me
beat up the bartender?
304
00:13:06,206 --> 00:13:08,006
I'd enjoy that.
305
00:13:08,008 --> 00:13:10,475
Nah, she's a good kid.
306
00:13:12,346 --> 00:13:15,013
If this is a viable thing,
we could get a patent
307
00:13:15,015 --> 00:13:18,083
and license it to companies
that make guidance systems.
308
00:13:18,085 --> 00:13:20,552
Look at that. You've known
you're gonna be a father
309
00:13:20,554 --> 00:13:23,221
for less than a day
and you're already stepping up.
310
00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:24,456
I'm telling you,
you got this.
311
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,724
Maybe you're right.
312
00:13:25,726 --> 00:13:27,192
Of course he's right.
313
00:13:27,194 --> 00:13:30,962
You and I both know how hard it
is growing up without a father.
314
00:13:30,964 --> 00:13:32,864
That's why I'm confident
you're gonna be
315
00:13:32,866 --> 00:13:34,599
the best dad you can be.
316
00:13:35,435 --> 00:13:37,502
Thank you, Sheldon.
317
00:13:37,504 --> 00:13:38,804
You're welcome.
318
00:13:38,806 --> 00:13:40,405
And if he has
twins, we can do
319
00:13:40,407 --> 00:13:43,875
all kinds
of neat experiments on them.
320
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,214
You guys can go in
if you want.
321
00:13:49,216 --> 00:13:50,515
No, we're a team.
322
00:13:50,517 --> 00:13:52,484
If you can't go in,
we're not going in.
323
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,620
Then why are we drinking?
324
00:13:55,622 --> 00:13:58,356
Okay, it's not like she's got
the Christ child in there,
325
00:13:58,358 --> 00:14:00,292
all right?
326
00:14:01,728 --> 00:14:03,261
Oh. It's Leonard.
327
00:14:03,263 --> 00:14:05,564
He says Sheldon's drunk
and they're gonna do karaoke
328
00:14:05,566 --> 00:14:06,698
if we want to join them.
329
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,633
That sounds fun.
330
00:14:08,635 --> 00:14:10,535
Oh, no.
331
00:14:10,537 --> 00:14:12,470
Sheldon's drunk
texting me.
332
00:14:12,472 --> 00:14:13,505
What's it say?
333
00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:16,241
"Would you like
to sing karaoke with us."
334
00:14:16,243 --> 00:14:17,676
How is that a drunk text?
335
00:14:17,678 --> 00:14:19,578
He used a period
instead of a question mark.
336
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:22,047
He's so wasted.
337
00:14:24,351 --> 00:14:26,518
♪ Your movie's showing,
so you're going ♪
338
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,386
♪ Could care less about the five
you're blowing ♪
339
00:14:28,388 --> 00:14:30,455
♪ Theater gets dark
just to start the show ♪
340
00:14:30,457 --> 00:14:31,857
♪ You spot a fine woman
sitting ♪
341
00:14:31,859 --> 00:14:33,458
♪ In your row, she's
dressed in yellow ♪
342
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,693
♪ She says, "Hello" ♪
343
00:14:34,695 --> 00:14:36,728
♪ "Come sit next to me,
you fine fellow" ♪
344
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,463
♪ You run over there
without a second to lose ♪
345
00:14:38,465 --> 00:14:39,998
♪ And what comes next, hey ♪
346
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,333
♪ Bust a move ♪
347
00:14:41,335 --> 00:14:43,368
♪ You want it ♪
348
00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:46,171
♪ You got it,
oh, you want it ♪
349
00:14:46,173 --> 00:14:48,139
♪ Baby, you got it ♪
350
00:14:48,141 --> 00:14:49,174
♪ Just bust a move ♪
351
00:14:49,176 --> 00:14:50,976
♪ You want it ♪
352
00:14:50,978 --> 00:14:53,545
♪ You got it, oh ♪
353
00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:56,114
♪ You want it,
baby, you got it ♪
354
00:14:56,116 --> 00:14:58,283
♪ Just bust a move ♪
355
00:14:58,285 --> 00:15:00,619
♪ You want it, you got it ♪
356
00:15:00,621 --> 00:15:02,487
♪ Oh, you
want it ♪
357
00:15:02,489 --> 00:15:05,323
Hey, guys. Congratulations!
358
00:15:05,325 --> 00:15:06,291
Thank you.
359
00:15:06,293 --> 00:15:08,960
Hi. How are you doing?
360
00:15:08,962 --> 00:15:10,562
Oh, wonderful.
361
00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:13,932
I'm being musically
encouraged to bust a move.
362
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:17,602
If I knew what that meant,
I might just do it.
363
00:15:17,604 --> 00:15:19,271
I'm really glad
you're here.
364
00:15:19,273 --> 00:15:21,373
Can we talk?
Sure.
365
00:15:22,576 --> 00:15:24,609
So, you gonna get
up there later?
366
00:15:24,611 --> 00:15:26,444
A microphone,
a room
367
00:15:26,446 --> 00:15:28,747
full of inaccurate depictions
of Polynesian religion,
368
00:15:28,749 --> 00:15:33,084
and a captive audience
to hear about it? You bet I am.
369
00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:37,222
I'm sorry I freaked out
this morning.
370
00:15:37,224 --> 00:15:38,657
I want you to know...
371
00:15:38,659 --> 00:15:40,825
I'm done being scared.
372
00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:43,628
It's okay to be nervous.
I am, too.
373
00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:45,330
Thank God, 'cause I was lying--
you might not have to wait
374
00:15:45,332 --> 00:15:48,500
nine months to see
someone soil their pants.
375
00:15:48,502 --> 00:15:52,504
But I'm also
really excited.
376
00:15:53,307 --> 00:15:54,706
I mean it.
377
00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:56,007
Me, too.
378
00:15:56,009 --> 00:15:57,609
I love you.
379
00:15:58,645 --> 00:16:00,345
Mmm.
And I'm not just saying that
380
00:16:00,347 --> 00:16:02,580
because your breasts
are gonna get bigger.
381
00:16:06,086 --> 00:16:09,521
♪ Are we an item?
Girl, quit playin' ♪
382
00:16:09,523 --> 00:16:10,956
♪ We're just friends ♪
383
00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:14,025
♪ What are you sayin'? ♪
384
00:16:14,027 --> 00:16:17,295
♪ Say there's another
and look right in my eyes ♪
385
00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:20,298
♪ My first love broke my heart
for the first time ♪
386
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,766
♪ And I was like ♪
387
00:16:21,768 --> 00:16:24,569
♪ Baby, baby, baby, ooh ♪
388
00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:28,506
♪ Like, baby, baby, baby, no ♪
389
00:16:28,508 --> 00:16:31,843
♪ Like, baby, baby, baby, ooh ♪
390
00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:36,348
♪ I thought
you'd always be mine ♪
391
00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:41,319
♪ Baby, I need your lovin',
got ♪
392
00:16:41,321 --> 00:16:44,422
♪ To have all
your lovin' ♪
393
00:16:44,424 --> 00:16:48,793
♪ Baby, I need your lovin' ♪
394
00:16:48,795 --> 00:16:52,230
♪ Got to have
all your lovin' ♪
395
00:16:52,232 --> 00:16:54,699
♪ ♪
396
00:16:54,701 --> 00:16:56,501
♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
397
00:16:56,503 --> 00:16:58,269
♪ Baby, baby ♪
398
00:16:58,271 --> 00:16:59,604
♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
399
00:16:59,606 --> 00:17:02,107
♪ Baby,
baby ♪
400
00:17:02,109 --> 00:17:03,241
♪ Ah, push it ♪
401
00:17:03,243 --> 00:17:04,542
I appreciate this,
but you really...
402
00:17:04,544 --> 00:17:07,579
♪ Push it real good ♪
403
00:17:07,581 --> 00:17:12,317
♪ Land where my fathers died ♪
404
00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:16,855
♪ Land of the pilgrims' pride ♪
405
00:17:16,857 --> 00:17:22,027
♪ From ev'ry mountainside ♪
406
00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:26,264
♪ Let freedom ♪
407
00:17:26,266 --> 00:17:31,403
♪ Ring... ♪
408
00:17:32,572 --> 00:17:34,139
I'd like to dedicate
409
00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:37,842
my last song of the evening
to my wife,
410
00:17:37,844 --> 00:17:39,778
best friend,
and...
411
00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:42,213
now the mother of our child.
412
00:17:43,216 --> 00:17:44,816
I love you, Bernie.
413
00:17:44,818 --> 00:17:46,885
♪ ♪
414
00:17:46,887 --> 00:17:50,555
♪ Havin' my baby ♪
415
00:17:50,557 --> 00:17:53,024
♪ What a lovely way
of sayin' ♪
416
00:17:53,026 --> 00:17:56,561
♪ How much you love me ♪
417
00:17:56,563 --> 00:17:59,864
♪ Havin' my baby ♪
418
00:17:59,866 --> 00:18:01,900
♪ What a lovely way ♪
419
00:18:01,902 --> 00:18:05,136
♪ Of sayin'
what you're thinkin' of me ♪
420
00:18:05,138 --> 00:18:06,638
You're kidding!
421
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:10,809
What kind of maniacs have coitus
in someone else's bedroom?!
422
00:18:10,811 --> 00:18:13,611
♪ ♪
423
00:18:13,613 --> 00:18:16,214
Thank you, Pasadena!
Good night!
424
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,597
That was such
a fun night.
425
00:18:27,599 --> 00:18:29,299
Probably 'cause you got
to see your man
426
00:18:29,301 --> 00:18:32,402
up there rockin' the mic.
427
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:34,037
Yeah, yeah.
I was a little surprised
428
00:18:34,039 --> 00:18:36,005
when you decided to beat-box.
429
00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:38,875
Oh. That was really
an asthma attack.
430
00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:41,344
I just sold it.
431
00:18:42,347 --> 00:18:44,314
Well, I am so happy for
Howard and Bernadette.
432
00:18:44,316 --> 00:18:45,848
Me, too.
433
00:18:46,718 --> 00:18:49,085
So, you ever think about it?
434
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,453
Babies?
Mm-hmm.
435
00:18:50,455 --> 00:18:53,256
Well, I'm not in a rush
but someday, yeah, sure.
436
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,791
What about you?
437
00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:58,961
I think we'd make
amazing parents.
438
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,030
Will you guys keep it down?
439
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:08,671
On the other hand, we might lack
a certain maturity.
440
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:16,949
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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