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Hey, so I saw a movie trailer
the other day.
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How could Batman
possibly fight Superman?
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I mean, isn't that dumb?
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Maybe he uses Kryptonite.
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Well, Batman's got
a lot of money.
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Maybe he builds a suit that can
do everything Superman can do.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I've seen that movie.
It's called Iron Man.
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What is happening?
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I don't know.
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But it's beautiful.
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And now Ben Affleck
is Batman?
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Oh, he was great in
Shakespeare in Love.
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Ooh, we should watch that
next girls' night.
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We could do a double feature
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with the Leonardo DiCaprio
Romeo + Juliet.
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Oh, I love me some Leo.
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And it's gone.
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Oh, hello, everyone.
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I am happy to report
I'm feeling much better.
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Good for you.
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My fever is gone,
my sinuses are pressure-free,
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and my mucus is as clear
as a Yosemite waterfall.
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Glad to hear it.
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I'll be able to return
to work tomorrow.
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Yay.
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Well, why isn't
everyone happy?
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Your little ray of sunshine
is ready to beam again.
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You really don't know why?
No.
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But I knew that his “yay”
was sarcastic.
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Not bad for a guy
whose last bowel movement
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sounded like rain on a roof.
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Let me refresh your memory.
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Penny,
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rub Vicks on my chest.
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Sheldon, I cooked you breakfast.
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I made your bed.
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I checked your mouth for thrush.
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You can rub your own chest.
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Oh, sure, grope every other
male on the planet,
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but draw the line with me.
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I brought you a little
care package from work.
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It's our latest
antiviral
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and the best decongestant
we make.
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I hope laughter
is the best medicine,
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'cause this care package
is a joke.
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Hey, she came
all the way here...
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You're gonna want
to take these with food.
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Sheldon,
stop being a baby
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and let Emily
take a look at you.
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She's a
dermatologist.
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I went to medical school.
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Well, in that case,
try removing
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the irritating
patch of brown skin
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standing next to you.
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All right, here you go.
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Leonard, I'm dying.
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You're not dying.
It's just the flu.
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I asked for chicken noodle.
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This is chicken and stars.
It's killing me.
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I never did get
that chicken noodle, did I?
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x13 ♪
The Empathy Optimization
Original Air Date on January 14,
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Hi, Sheldon.
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Hello.
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Are you feeling any better?
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Physically, yes, but I'm upset
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because everyone's mad at me
for no good reason.
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Why don't you tell me
what happened,
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and in a gentle, loving way,
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I'll explain to you
why you're wrong.
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You know how, when you're sick,
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you're allowed to be cranky
and say whatever you want
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and other people's feelings
don't matter?
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Ooh. Gentle and loving--
this is gonna be tricky.
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I had a 101 fever.
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If that's not a time to verbally
abuse my loved ones, when is?
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Sheldon, when you're sick,
you can be... unbearable.
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That's why your friends
have been known
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to work late
or sneak out to the movies
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or stay at
a neurobiology conference
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three days after it's ended.
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You stayed in Michigan all week
to avoid being around me?
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No, no, not just that.
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I mean...
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Detroit is beautiful
when it's sleeting.
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You know, I'm not the only one
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who's unpleasant
when they're sick.
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When Penny got food poisoning,
she threw up so loudly
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I could barely hear
the television.
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Ooh, I just heard something.
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Might be hail, might be gunfire.
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Either way, I'm gonna go
take pictures. Bye.
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Hey, Stuart.
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Hey. Where's Sheldon?
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- Still sick?
- No, he's fine.
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We just needed
a little break.
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Yeah, I get that.
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When I brought him his comics
the other day,
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he said, “Oh, great,
Death is literally at my door.”
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He was being a jerk
to everyone.
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Don't take it personally.
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Oh, I'm on so many
antidepressants,
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I couldn't if I wanted to.
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I wish we could do more stuff
without Sheldon.
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I wish that all the time.
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Usually before I blow
out birthday candles.
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You know, Amy took
some time off from him.
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Really improved
their relationship.
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Huh. Okay.
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As long as it doesn't end
with us having coitus with him,
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I'm in.
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We should all take
a trip or something.
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You know, Penny and
I have been talking
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about taking a
weekend in Vegas.
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Maybe we should all go.
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Bernie would love that.
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Oh! Ooh! Maybe we could get
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one of those party buses
to take us there.
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That sounds really fun.
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Yeah, that sounds fun.
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A party-bus party don't stop.
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Ooh! When I say “party,”
you say “bus.”
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No. No.
No. No!
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So, the guys and I
were talking about
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renting a party bus and
everyone going to Vegas.
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Oh, that could be fun.
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But just to be clear,
you mean a party bus
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with booze and music, right,
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not, like, juice boxes
and video games?
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Yes.
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And Howard's birthday
was a drop-off party.
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You didn't have to stay.
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Well, I'm in.
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When are we going?
This weekend.
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Oh, where are we going?
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Well, Vegas, but...
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Ugh, Atlantic City
without the taffy?
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No, thank you.
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That's fine, 'cause actually
you're not invited.
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Well, now...
well, that's hurtful.
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Oh, Sheldon, you don't
even like it there.
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I can consider a place
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America's urinal cake
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and still enjoy
the occasional visit.
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Not this time.
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Oh, fine. Then I'll just
hang out with Wolowitz.
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He's coming, too.
Well, then Raj and I will...
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Nope.
Very well. Stuart.
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Oh, great. Do that.
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Ugh. Stuart.
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Hi, Sheldon. What's new?
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Our friends are jerks,
and I'm mad at all of them.
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I said, “What's new?” but sure.
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Can you believe
they planned a trip
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to Las Vegas
and didn't invite me?
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Did you refuse to apologize
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and act like they were stupid
for being mad?
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You know, I liked it better
when there was still
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a little mystery left
in our relationship.
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Everyone tried
to take care of you,
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and you were nothing
but mean to them.
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I can't believe
you're not on my side.
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I was on your side when someone
stole your car radio.
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Who else's side
could you have been on?
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I don't know.
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A music-loving hobo
with a heart of gold?
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Sheldon, I understand
that you're upset
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because you feel left out,
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but I don't know why
we're even talking about this.
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Just apologize to them.
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Fine, if that's what it takes
to go on their dumb trip.
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Maybe you could try apologizing
because you actually feel bad.
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It's called empathy.
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It's something
you could work on.
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I have empathy.
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Watch.
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Leonard made me soup,
and I was mean to him.
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Great.
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Now try it as if this isn't
your first day as a person.
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Fine.
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Leonard made me soup,
and I was mean to him.
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Hey, I felt a little something.
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Let me try again.
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Leonard made me soup,
and I was mean to him.
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I was mean to him.
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He must have felt terrible.
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Oh, now I feel terrible.
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Neat!
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Glad I could help.
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Now let me see you
feel bad for lying
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and staying in Detroit
longer than you needed to.
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I feel so, so bad.
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Hey, we're both great at this.
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Leonard, get ready
for an apology.
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And with the added twist
of an M. Night Shyamalan movie,
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I'm going to mean it.
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Ah, so like every other
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M. Night Shyamalan movie
I've seen,
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you spoil it in advance.
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Hey, if you didn't know
Bruce Willis
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was dead the whole time,
that's not on me.
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Okay.
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Here it comes.
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You tried to take care of me
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when I was sick,
and I was mean to you.
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There's no excuse for that.
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And I'm truly sorry.
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Thank you.
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I appreciate that.
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I want you to know
that that is sincere.
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I-I do feel bad.
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I'm not just saying it
to be included on your trip.
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Appreciate that, too.
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Terrific.
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Now all that's left
is for you to invite me to come.
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Me to ask, “Are you sure?”
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You to say, “Absolutely.”
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And then me
to bring it home with,
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“How could I say no
to that face?”
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You're still not coming.
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What? But I apologized
and I meant it.
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I know that we don't play
this game very often,
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but you're doing it wrong.
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Sheldon, I accept
your apology, but you upset
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a lot of people
while you were sick.
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I'm not in a position
to just say you can come.
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Well, all right.
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What if I apologize
to all of them?
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Fine, if you
apologize to everyone,
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they all say it's okay,
then yes, you can come.
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Challenge accepted!
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Sounds like it's time for
the Sheldon Cooper Apology Tour.
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Well, I hope
it's as much fun
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as the Sheldon Cooper
Spell-Checks Local Menus Tour.
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My goodness!
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Do you remember
“comes with apsparagus”?
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-== [ www.OpenSubtitles.org ] ==-
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Howard and Bernadette,
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you tried to comfort me
when I was ill,
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and I treated you terribly.
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I'm sorry.
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Wow.
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I'm impressed.
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No, no, no, wait.
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I'm not done.
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Allow me to underscore
my sentiment
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with a haunting rendition
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of Brenda Lee's “I'm Sorry”
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played on the pan flute.
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Apology accepted!
Forgiven, forgiven!
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All right, that's eight hours
of practice down the drain.
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And to memorialize
this occasion,
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here are your
commemorative T-shirts.
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“Sheldon Cooper
apologized to me”"
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“And he made it
all better.”
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All you did was offer
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maternal care and affection,
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and all you received in return
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was rude and insensitive
behavior.
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Can this wait?
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I'm afraid it can't.
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The trip is tomorrow.
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And I have
more apologies to make.
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Okay, fine, I accept
your apology, now get out!
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Wonderful. would you mind
holding up this shirt
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while I take a quick...?
Leonard!
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You brought me my comic books
when I wasn't feeling well.
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That-that was
thoughtful.
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And I was insensitive.
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I'm sorry.
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Thank you, Sheldon.
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I appreciate that.
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And I want you to know
that I mean it, you know?
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This isn't me just wanting to
go on the trip to Las Vegas.
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What trip to Las Vegas?
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The one everyone's taking
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this weekend on the party bus.
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Of course, I wasn't invited.
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That would be my understanding.
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On a less painful subject,
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what size T-shirt do you take?
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Raj, you were being
a good friend,
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and my illness was no
excuse for my behavior.
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I hope that you can
accept my apology.
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Of course I do.
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And, Emily, I'm sorry
for saying dermatologists
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aren't real doctors.
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And I'm sure you're
tired of hearing that.
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Do you honestly think
I hear that a lot?
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Well, I would imagine
when your job is popping zits
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and squirting Botox
into old lady faces...
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Okay!
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00:13:04,095 --> 00:13:06,796
Okay, the point is
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that we accept
your apology.
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00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:10,199
Uh, maybe you do.
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00:13:10,201 --> 00:13:12,001
He just insulted me again.
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00:13:12,003 --> 00:13:13,670
Yeah, but he
doesn't mean it.
307
00:13:13,672 --> 00:13:15,338
Why are you defending him?
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00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:16,573
I believe
I can answer that.
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Uh, like me,
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Raj is demonstrating empathy.
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Now, why don't you
accept my apology,
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receive your free T-shirt, uh--
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I hope extra small is okay.
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For some reason
Wolowitz took a medium.
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00:13:30,789 --> 00:13:33,389
Well, I don't
accept your apology.
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What are you doing?
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It's called standing
up for myself.
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You should try it some time.
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Fine, how about this?
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You're making me
uncomfortable by prolonging
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00:13:42,701 --> 00:13:44,901
this ridiculous fight,
and I wish you'd stop.
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00:13:44,903 --> 00:13:46,536
Oh, you want me to stop?
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00:13:46,538 --> 00:13:47,570
No problem.
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00:13:47,572 --> 00:13:49,038
No, come on,
please don't leave!
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Point of clarification--
are you still going on the trip?
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Because if not...
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Don't worry, you're good.
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00:13:57,515 --> 00:14:00,416
I caused that fight,
I feel terrible.
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Wait, I can do that better...
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I caused that fight.
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00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,124
I feel terrible.
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00:14:08,126 --> 00:14:11,561
Yeah, wow, I don't know
which one I like more.
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00:14:12,664 --> 00:14:14,897
So, was the fight
really bad?
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00:14:14,899 --> 00:14:16,132
No.
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00:14:16,134 --> 00:14:17,834
As a fight, it was excellent.
336
00:14:17,836 --> 00:14:21,037
She used harsh language
and slammed the door.
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00:14:21,039 --> 00:14:22,772
Although as I say this,
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00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:25,108
that might not have been
what you were asking.
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00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:27,844
You think they'll
still go on the trip?
340
00:14:27,846 --> 00:14:29,946
All I know is after the fight
I went to Emily's to smooth...
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00:14:29,948 --> 00:14:32,915
They're not going on the trip.
No.
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00:14:34,252 --> 00:14:36,452
What is wrong with you?
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00:14:36,454 --> 00:14:39,756
Look at him, caring about
what's wrong with me.
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00:14:39,758 --> 00:14:42,425
That is some top-shelf empathy.
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00:14:44,262 --> 00:14:46,763
Hey, well,
we should start a club.
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00:14:46,765 --> 00:14:49,432
You went to Emily's
to apologize.
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And when you left,
she was crying.
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00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:53,336
That is true.
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00:14:53,338 --> 00:14:56,072
Well, I suppose
I should apologize again.
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00:14:58,777 --> 00:14:59,909
Is she okay?
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00:14:59,911 --> 00:15:01,878
Yeah, I calmed her down.
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00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,213
But she's not going
to Vegas if he's going.
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00:15:04,215 --> 00:15:06,149
Wait, that's an option?
354
00:15:06,151 --> 00:15:09,419
I didn't know that
was an option.
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00:15:09,421 --> 00:15:10,753
Well, that is fine,
because I've decided
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00:15:10,755 --> 00:15:12,188
that I won't be joining you.
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00:15:12,190 --> 00:15:14,424
I've realized that
the most genuine way
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00:15:14,426 --> 00:15:16,693
to demonstrate the remorse
I feel is to let you
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00:15:16,695 --> 00:15:18,961
have this weekend
to yourselves.
360
00:15:19,764 --> 00:15:22,632
That's very mature of you.
361
00:15:22,634 --> 00:15:24,567
Well, I've been on a little
trip myself recently.
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00:15:24,569 --> 00:15:28,237
Not to Sin City
but to Sincere City.
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00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:31,974
Where instead of genital warts,
the only growth
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00:15:31,976 --> 00:15:35,011
you'll come back with
is personal growth.
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00:15:36,081 --> 00:15:38,848
And there's your next T-shirt.
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00:15:41,786 --> 00:15:44,587
Ooh, check out
the stripper pole.
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00:15:44,589 --> 00:15:45,988
You know what that means.
368
00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:48,958
That Raj'll be on it before
we make it to the freeway?
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00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,593
You know it!
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00:15:54,199 --> 00:15:55,565
This is so cool.
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00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:56,966
Let's have champagne!
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00:15:56,968 --> 00:15:58,701
Mm-hmm.
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00:15:58,703 --> 00:16:01,370
Well, I would like
to propose a toast
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00:16:01,372 --> 00:16:02,872
to a well-deserved weekend of...
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00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,674
Aha!
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00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:09,312
What are you doing?!
377
00:16:09,314 --> 00:16:11,948
My plan was to jump out
at the state line,
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00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:15,485
but one of my nose plugs
fell into the toilet.
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00:16:15,487 --> 00:16:19,088
You couldn't give us
just one weekend?
380
00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:21,624
I told him
this was a bad idea.
381
00:16:24,763 --> 00:16:26,395
What do we do--
kick them off?
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00:16:26,397 --> 00:16:27,964
If we drop them off
at a fire station,
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00:16:27,966 --> 00:16:30,900
they have to take them;
no questions asked.
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00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:34,971
Before you do, please
give me one more chance
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00:16:34,973 --> 00:16:36,973
to apologize to Emily.
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00:16:36,975 --> 00:16:38,708
Oh, God.
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00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:41,844
Emily, as I'm
sure you know,
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00:16:41,846 --> 00:16:44,747
I'm considered
an odd fellow.
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00:16:46,818 --> 00:16:48,618
But what you don't know
is that, while I often
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00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:52,188
say the wrong thing,
in my heart I mean well.
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00:16:52,190 --> 00:16:54,090
I think that you are
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00:16:54,092 --> 00:16:57,093
a smart and wonderful
woman, you know?
393
00:16:57,095 --> 00:17:00,730
And we all think that you can
do better than Koothrappali.
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00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:03,399
You know, Sheldon...
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00:17:03,401 --> 00:17:06,202
Shh, let him finish.
396
00:17:06,204 --> 00:17:08,171
So, for all the times
I've offended you
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00:17:08,173 --> 00:17:10,740
and all the times that
I'll offend you in the future,
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00:17:10,742 --> 00:17:13,643
I'm sorry.
399
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:16,479
Thank you.
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00:17:16,481 --> 00:17:17,914
Good.
401
00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:20,016
Then I'll be leaving now.
402
00:17:20,018 --> 00:17:22,318
Oh, it's okay, Sheldon.
403
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,487
Come with us.
404
00:17:24,489 --> 00:17:26,789
Oh, that's very kind of you.
405
00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:29,325
But I'm sure you'll all have
a better time without me.
406
00:17:29,327 --> 00:17:30,827
Let's go, Stuart.
407
00:17:30,829 --> 00:17:32,328
But I want to stay.
408
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:33,663
Stuart, now!
409
00:17:41,005 --> 00:17:42,471
You know,
I know he's a jerk,
410
00:17:42,473 --> 00:17:44,173
but I actually
feel bad for him.
411
00:17:44,175 --> 00:17:48,110
And now you see
the problem.
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00:17:50,281 --> 00:17:53,683
Come on, you pain in the ass!
413
00:17:53,685 --> 00:17:55,051
That's me!
414
00:17:55,053 --> 00:17:56,519
Bye, Stuart.
415
00:17:56,521 --> 00:17:58,621
Wait!
416
00:17:58,623 --> 00:18:02,058
I'm a pain in the ass, too!
417
00:18:10,426 --> 00:18:12,627
Are you relieved
that you and Raj
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00:18:12,629 --> 00:18:14,629
were able
to patch things up?
419
00:18:14,631 --> 00:18:16,163
At the moment?
420
00:18:16,165 --> 00:18:18,165
No, not really.
421
00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:19,600
♪ Burn, baby, burn... ♪
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00:18:19,602 --> 00:18:21,369
Shake it, baby!
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00:18:21,371 --> 00:18:24,171
Work that thing!
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