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Sheldon Cooper's
descent into madness...
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day two.
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It's 2:25 a.m.,
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and I feel the urge to urinate.
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My normal urination time
is 7:10 a.m.,
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but here I am,
in the middle of the night,
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struggling to keep my mind sharp
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and my pajamas dry.
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It's only a matter of time
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before my tenuous grasp
on reality fades.
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I suppose I should pee while
I still know what a toilet is.
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(hums tune)
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(repeats tune)
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(repeats tune)
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Since when do you hum songs?
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What are you talking
about?
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You were just humming.
Are you sure?
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Sometimes when my brain
really gets moving,
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it makes noise.
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How does your brain feel about
calculating the surface tension
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of the domain walls?
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Let's see.
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(begins tune)
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Hey! I was humming.
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One point
for Hufflepuff.
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(repeats tune)
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What song is that?
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Well... Hum it again.
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(repeats tune)
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Is that the SpongeBob song?
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(to same tune): ♪ Who lives
in a pineapple ♪ Nope.
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Whatever. Can we just
get back to this?
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I feel like I know
what song that is,
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but I can't put
my finger on it.
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♪ My country, 'tis of thee ♪
No.
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It's just an earworm.
It'll come to you.
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Okay.
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♪ R-E-S-P-E-C-T ♪
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No.
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Is this what we're doing
the rest of the night?
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♪ I'm surprised
you have to ask... ♪
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x10 ♪
The Earworm Reverberation
Original Air Date on December 1
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Hello, yes, I was hoping
you could help me.
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What song is this?
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la. ♪
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You don't know?
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Well, how dare you
call yourselves
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a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
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My goodness. Do you sing along
to the greatest hits
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of Elvis Presley
with that mouth?
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Well, they were no help at all.
Which is crazy,
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since rock and roll is all
about good customer service.
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Yeah. So you have a song
stuck in your head.
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It happens to everybody.
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Well, I'm not everybody.
I have an eidetic memory.
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I should be able to remember
what song this is,
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but I can't.
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Something's wrong with me.
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I told you if we were patient,
he'd figure it out for himself.
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Oh... I was always afraid
this day would come.
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This might be the first step
of my descent into madness,
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where I gradually test
the limits of public nudity.
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Public nudity?
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Eh, that just means
going barefoot.
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(sighs)
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(phone line ringing)
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Hello?
Hi, Dave.
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Uh, it's Amy.
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Oh. How are you?
I'm fine. How are you?
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Terrific. And pleasantly
surprised to hear from you,
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given how I acted
on our last date.
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Yeah, well,
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we both made mistakes, you know.
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I took the last breadstick,
you gushed over my ex-boyfriend
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like he was Leonard Nimoy
and you were my ex-boyfriend.
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So, to what do I owe
the pleasure?
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Well, I was wondering
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if you'd like to get dinner
again sometime.
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Yes, please.
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Great.
Let me just check
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my schedule, he said,
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trying to seem like a man
with things on his schedule.
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How 'bout Saturday?
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Uh, hmm...
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Let me see. Uh, Friday,
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farmers' market with Jay Z.
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Sunday, piano shopping
with Elton John.
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Saturday works.
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Oh. Did you know,
at the United Nations,
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there's a Department
for Outer Space Affairs?
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Really? Why?
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They exist
in case we ever make contact
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with an alien civilization.
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Mm, boy, that's one of those
jobs that's boring, boring,
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boring, then, "Oh, God!
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Where's the memo
with what we do now?!"
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(phone chimes)
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Oh, this is cool.
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So, a few weeks ago,
I set up a fan page
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on Facebook for our band and...
Wait a second.
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How could you do that
without consulting me?
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It's not a big deal.
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It just took, like,
five minutes to set up.
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That's not the point.
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When we created
Footprints on the Moon,
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we agreed that every band
decision would be mutual.
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Now you're just trying to
take over the whole thing.
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You know,
maybe I should go solo.
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But someone joined
our page.
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We have an actual fan.
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All right.
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This thing's bigger than you
and me-- band's back together.
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So, listen to what he wrote.
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Uh, "I saw you play
at the comic book store.
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You guys rock."
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And then there's
a animated smiley face
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raising the roof like this...
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We did raise the roof
that night.
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Yeah, we totally did.
Why do rock stars
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do drugs when this feels so great?
(chuckles)
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♪ Why can't I recall
this song? ♪
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♪ This is taking
far too long. ♪
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♪ The urge to bang my
head against the wall ♪
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♪ Again and again and again and
again and again is strong. ♪
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Put on some headphones.
♪ No ♪
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♪ They make my earlobes sweat. ♪
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Uh, sweetie, why don't
you take a break
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and do something
else for a while?
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There was a project I've
been thinking about starting.
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Okay, great. What is it?
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I'll show you.
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Dear Crazy Future Sheldon,
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you were driven mad
by an earworm.
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Your mind,
once your most trusted asset,
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is now a sack of parrots
and monkeys.
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So...
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I'm going to tell you
everything you need to know.
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Uh, first, music is dangerous.
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The movie Footloose tried to
warn us, but we wouldn't listen.
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Oh, wait.
♪ Everybody cut footloo... ♪
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Nope.
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I'll pay $1,000 to watch you
cut footloose.
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This is Penny.
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She is your friend.
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If she offers you food,
it's safe to take it.
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You probably
paid for it, anyway.
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So, you're really going out
with Dave again?
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Why not?
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He's actually a very nice guy.
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But he spent an entire date
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talking about how much
he loves Sheldon.
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That's nothing Sheldon
hasn't done before.
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Dave's just a big
fan of his work.
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Besides, he said he
wouldn't bring it up again.
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Okay. So where's he taking you?
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Oh, he's coming here.
I'm actually making dinner.
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Oh. That's a big step.
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It is?
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Yeah. You're inviting him
into your home.
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It's intimate.
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It's where your underpants live.
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You know what? Good.
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I tried to get back together
with Sheldon; he shot me down;
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Dave likes me.
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Maybe intimate
is what I need.
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You sure?
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You've never really been
with a man.
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Do you really want to start
with one that's six-foot-seven?
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Why not?
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'Cause it's like taking
your driver's test in a bus.
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Maybe we should post a comment
back to our fan and thank him.
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What should we write?
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How 'bout, uh...
Oh, how 'bout,
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"We might be
Footprints on the Moon,
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but your kind words sent
us over the moon."
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Someday you're gonna make
an amazing grandma.
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What do you
want to write?
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Something bad-ass,
you know, like...
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"Thanks for diggin' our vibe.
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"We'll keep rockin'
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if you keep rollin'."
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Dude, if I was wearing a bra,
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I'd throw it at
your head right now.
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I'll keep rockin'.
You don't do that.
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Okay. I posted it.
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So, who is this guy?
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Let's see.
Uh, his name is Trent Monaco.
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Cool name.
Yeah.
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He's 24. He's a deejay.
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He brews his own beer.
He's got
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awesome tattoos. Dude, he's
got a hot girlfriend, too.
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Damn. I don't know if he's
our biggest fan or I'm his.
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(phone chimes)
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Hey, Trent just liked
our comment.
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He is so cool!
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No hard feelings,
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but I'm throwing my
hypothetical bra at him.
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(tune playing on keyboard
in distance)
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(tune repeating, slower)
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Oh, my God, he won't stop.
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How does he keep coming up
with new ways to be annoying?
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Nobody knows.
That's why he's number one.
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Can you please go talk
to him?
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Come on. I take care of him all
day long. You do it for once.
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Once? Who got the gum
out of his hair?
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What do you want, a medal?
It was your gum.
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Fine.
(groans)
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I love you.
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Who cares?
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(tune repeating)
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SHELDON: What are you
doing in my room? I...
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(banging on keys; discordant notes sounding)
Stop it! That's mine!
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Why are you so strong?!
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(keyboard plays discordant notes)
Problem solved.
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(groans)
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(grunts)
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(sighs)
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(tune playing on tuba
in distance)
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Oh, yeah,
he got a tuba.
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(tune repeats)
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Dear Crazy Future Sheldon...
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this is a thermostat.
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It controls the temperature
of the apartment.
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The ideal setting is 72 degrees.
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If you find this too cold,
then put on a jacket.
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A straitjacket, 'cause 72's
the best and you're crazy.
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Now... this...
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is your spot.
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You're very protective of it.
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When anyone else tries
to sit here,
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you berate them relentlessly.
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It sounds mean, but
somehow you make it adorable.
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People are also delighted
by your love of pranks.
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(quietly):
For example, Leonard has no idea
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what I did to his coffee.
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It wasn't "replace it
with Folger's crystals,"
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I'll tell you that much.
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Hey, can we please
get back to work?
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This is Leonard.
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He's your best friend
in the world.
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All right, just stop.
This is ridiculous.
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Sometimes he gets cranky,
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but you can trust him
with your life.
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And he does more things for you
than I can even begin to list.
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Thank you.
254
00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:35,501
Oh, no, he's drinking it.
255
00:11:38,506 --> 00:11:39,739
(gunfire sounding on videogame)
256
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:40,940
Look at this.
257
00:11:40,942 --> 00:11:43,776
Trent is rebuilding
a vintage motorcycle.
258
00:11:43,778 --> 00:11:46,512
Hmm.
That is so cool!
259
00:11:46,514 --> 00:11:48,481
Old broken things
are so much better
260
00:11:48,483 --> 00:11:51,584
than new things that work.
261
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,052
Who's Trent?
262
00:11:53,054 --> 00:11:54,287
Oh, he's our fan.
263
00:11:54,289 --> 00:11:56,389
Fan of what?
WOLOWITZ: Uh...
264
00:11:56,391 --> 00:11:59,893
(laughs): Did you forget?
We're in a band.
265
00:11:59,895 --> 00:12:02,629
You mean because you played one
time in the comic book store?
266
00:12:02,631 --> 00:12:06,566
And at the children's hospital
until they asked us to leave.
267
00:12:06,568 --> 00:12:08,034
KOOTHRAPPALI:
Hey,
268
00:12:08,036 --> 00:12:11,070
dude, Trent just checked in at
the coffee shop on Fair Oaks.
269
00:12:11,072 --> 00:12:14,040
Really? You want to go
down there and meet him?
270
00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:16,309
Are you stalking him?
That's creepy.
271
00:12:16,311 --> 00:12:17,677
It's not creepy.
272
00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:20,013
I built a Footprints on the Moon
fan page, Trent joined it.
273
00:12:20,015 --> 00:12:22,048
After that, all I did was
check out his profile,
274
00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:23,549
go back in the archive
of his feed
275
00:12:23,551 --> 00:12:24,984
until I found
his Twitter handle.
276
00:12:24,986 --> 00:12:27,253
From there, it was easy to find
him on Instagram, Snapchat
277
00:12:27,255 --> 00:12:28,788
and pretty much track
his every movement.
278
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,858
So if you think that's creepy,
you married the wrong guy.
279
00:12:32,694 --> 00:12:34,694
Maybe I should marry Trent.
280
00:12:34,696 --> 00:12:37,897
Yeah, like she
could get Trent.
281
00:12:37,899 --> 00:12:39,565
(laughing)
282
00:12:40,735 --> 00:12:42,101
This is delicious.
283
00:12:42,103 --> 00:12:43,336
Thank you.
284
00:12:43,338 --> 00:12:45,939
Been a long time since
I had a home-cooked meal.
285
00:12:45,941 --> 00:12:48,141
When you were married,
did your wife cook?
286
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,809
Not at first, no.
287
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,412
But when she began cheating
on me with a French chef,
288
00:12:52,414 --> 00:12:54,714
she became quite the wiz
in t kitchen.
289
00:12:54,716 --> 00:12:56,282
So, a little silver lining.
290
00:12:56,284 --> 00:12:57,650
I suppose.
291
00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,653
Yeah. Nothing takes the sting
out of a shattered life
292
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:04,157
like a properly-seasoned
bowl of onion soup.
293
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,793
How long have you,
uh, lived here?
294
00:13:06,795 --> 00:13:08,795
About five years.
295
00:13:08,797 --> 00:13:11,097
I'm actually thinking
of moving to a better place
296
00:13:11,099 --> 00:13:13,466
now that I don't need
to be so close to...
297
00:13:13,468 --> 00:13:14,968
Well, you know.
298
00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:16,869
I do. The brilliant physicist
299
00:13:16,871 --> 00:13:20,139
that I now know lives
in the area, not that I care.
300
00:13:20,141 --> 00:13:22,775
Yeah. Anyway, he doesn't drive,
301
00:13:22,777 --> 00:13:25,278
so, I pretty much had
to take him everywhere.
302
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,046
Had to or got to?
303
00:13:27,048 --> 00:13:28,214
Sorry.
304
00:13:28,216 --> 00:13:30,717
My fault. I brought him up.
Yeah.
305
00:13:30,719 --> 00:13:32,051
Well, let's change the subject.
306
00:13:32,053 --> 00:13:34,020
No more mentions
of you-know-who.
307
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,755
(laughs)
That's a cool train.
308
00:13:35,757 --> 00:13:37,924
Where did you get that?
309
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,928
♪ Bah, bah, bum-bum,
bah, bum, bum. ♪
310
00:13:43,765 --> 00:13:46,432
(humming tune)
311
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:52,138
(gargling song)
312
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,673
This song
313
00:13:53,675 --> 00:13:54,874
is never going to stop.
314
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,409
Have you ever dealt
with something
315
00:13:56,411 --> 00:13:59,012
so relentlessly irritating?
316
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:03,449
That's a trick
question, right?
317
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:04,984
Well, I shouldn't
be surprised.
318
00:14:04,986 --> 00:14:06,486
There's a rich history of
319
00:14:06,488 --> 00:14:08,154
brilliant minds
descending into madness.
320
00:14:08,156 --> 00:14:09,655
PENNY:
Come on, Sheldon.
321
00:14:09,657 --> 00:14:12,358
There are plenty of smart people
who don't have mental problems.
322
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,493
Yup, she's right.
323
00:14:13,495 --> 00:14:15,461
For every Newton who had
a psychological issue,
324
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,363
there's an Edison
who was just a jerk.
325
00:14:17,365 --> 00:14:19,766
That could
totally be you.
326
00:14:19,768 --> 00:14:23,636
Empedocles thought he was a god
and jumped into a volcano.
327
00:14:23,638 --> 00:14:25,204
And Pythagoras had
328
00:14:25,206 --> 00:14:26,873
an irrational fear of beans.
329
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:29,242
Tesla fell madly in love
with a pigeon
330
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:32,378
who he claimed loved him back.
331
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:35,515
Maybe he just had bread
in his pocket.
332
00:14:36,851 --> 00:14:38,785
The list extends
outside of science.
333
00:14:38,787 --> 00:14:41,754
Painters like Van Gogh
and Pollock,
334
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,623
chess champion Bobby Fischer,
335
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:46,592
Brian Wilson of the Beach Boy...
336
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:50,063
(upbeat pop melody playing)
337
00:14:50,065 --> 00:14:52,999
♪ ...Know if words could say ♪
338
00:14:53,001 --> 00:14:57,503
♪ But darlin',
I'll find a way... ♪
339
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,038
I remember the song!
340
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,907
It's called
"Darlin'" by the Beach Boys!
341
00:15:00,909 --> 00:15:02,408
Oh, thank goodness!
342
00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:04,811
I'm not crazy!
343
00:15:04,813 --> 00:15:07,480
I don't have
to take a pigeon as my bride!
344
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:13,052
There goes our shot at
him living on the roof.
345
00:15:15,256 --> 00:15:18,458
So, all right, there he is.
346
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,461
So, should we
introduce ourselves?
347
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,030
No! Let him spot us.
348
00:15:24,032 --> 00:15:25,565
KOOTHRAPPALI:
I wonder
349
00:15:25,567 --> 00:15:28,034
if he's listening
to our music right now.
350
00:15:28,036 --> 00:15:29,335
Could you imagine?
351
00:15:29,337 --> 00:15:31,270
What a cool way
for us to meet.
352
00:15:31,272 --> 00:15:34,740
He's playing our song and
looks up, and there we are--
353
00:15:34,742 --> 00:15:38,945
his favorite two-piece acoustic
sci-fi novelty rock band.
354
00:15:38,947 --> 00:15:40,413
And he's, all, like,
355
00:15:40,415 --> 00:15:43,583
"Aren't you the guys from
Footprints on the Moo...?"
356
00:15:43,585 --> 00:15:45,451
Ooh, what is he doing?!
357
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,089
I can't watch.
358
00:15:50,091 --> 00:15:51,691
I-I-It's okay.
359
00:15:51,693 --> 00:15:53,559
Oh, it's okay.
He's done.
360
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,761
Why is he looking at it?!
361
00:15:56,831 --> 00:16:00,199
Eh, no, he's not going
to eat it, is he?
362
00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:01,834
Come on, Trent,
you're better than...
363
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,070
(both groaning)
364
00:16:06,474 --> 00:16:09,175
Let's just go.
365
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,211
Hey, aren't you
the guys...?
366
00:16:12,213 --> 00:16:15,281
Nope!
Never heard of 'em!
367
00:16:16,384 --> 00:16:19,385
♪ ...Know if words could say ♪
368
00:16:19,387 --> 00:16:20,820
♪ But darlin',
I'll find a way... ♪
369
00:16:20,822 --> 00:16:22,722
I wonder why it was
this particular song
370
00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:24,257
that was stuck
in my head.
371
00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:25,958
I don't know.
It's pretty catchy.
372
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,560
Do you even like the Beach Boys?
373
00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:29,529
They have "beach"
right in the name.
374
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,898
What do you think?
375
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:34,233
Well, now that you can focus
again, what do you say
376
00:16:34,235 --> 00:16:36,169
we get back to surface tension
of domain walls?
377
00:16:36,171 --> 00:16:38,838
Of course. I'm already
seeing a more efficient way
378
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,174
of taming the ultravi...
379
00:16:41,176 --> 00:16:43,609
I know why
the song was in my head.
380
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:46,179
Why?
It's about Amy.
381
00:16:46,181 --> 00:16:48,548
Okay, look, I know
Amy's like an old lady,
382
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,716
but she's not old enough
to have a song
383
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,818
from the '60s written about her.
384
00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:54,854
It's about
how she made my life better.
385
00:16:54,856 --> 00:16:56,222
Consider the lyrics.
386
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,391
"I was living like half a man.
387
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,860
"Then I couldn't love,
but now I can.
388
00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:02,061
"More soul than
389
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,062
"I ever had.
390
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,631
I love the way
you soften my life."
391
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:08,568
Well, she did soften your life,
didn't she?
392
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:09,936
Yes!
393
00:17:09,938 --> 00:17:12,505
She's like
the dryer sheets of my heart!
394
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,108
I have to go.
395
00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:20,246
Aw.
396
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,882
Am I like the dryer
sheets of your heart?
397
00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:27,553
Better. You're the
lint trap of my love.
398
00:17:27,555 --> 00:17:29,555
Aw.
399
00:17:38,066 --> 00:17:39,732
That's an interesting
tie clip.
400
00:17:39,734 --> 00:17:40,900
Oh, thanks.
401
00:17:40,902 --> 00:17:42,668
It's, uh, Avogadro's constant.
402
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:45,571
It's useful for calculating the
number of atoms in a substance,
403
00:17:45,573 --> 00:17:49,475
or causing regret
in anyone who asks about it.
404
00:17:49,477 --> 00:17:50,977
Oh, I...
405
00:17:50,979 --> 00:17:53,646
I think it's neat.
406
00:17:53,648 --> 00:17:55,448
Oh!
Sorry. Sorry.
407
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,416
No one's ever liked
the tie clip before,
408
00:17:57,418 --> 00:18:00,253
so I just lost
all control. I...
409
00:18:00,255 --> 00:18:02,855
No, it... it's okay,
and we are on a date.
410
00:18:02,857 --> 00:18:05,291
I'm... I'm just
a little nervous.
411
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,427
Well, no need
to be nervous with me.
412
00:18:08,429 --> 00:18:11,464
I'm just a harmless giant
from a foreign land.
413
00:18:14,402 --> 00:18:16,636
You know, I'm just
being silly. I...
414
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,372
I don't know what
I'm waiting for.
415
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:22,942
(knocking)
SHELDON: Amy?
416
00:18:22,944 --> 00:18:24,510
(knocking)
Amy.
417
00:18:24,512 --> 00:18:25,778
(knocking)
Amy?
418
00:18:26,848 --> 00:18:28,881
That's Sheldon.
419
00:18:28,883 --> 00:18:30,983
You're kidding!
How's my hair?
420
00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:39,191
Sheldon, this-this isn't
a good time.
421
00:18:39,193 --> 00:18:40,760
I don't care.
422
00:18:40,762 --> 00:18:43,329
Amy, there was a song I
couldn't get out of my head.
423
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,532
Eventually, I realized
the song was about you,
424
00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:51,237
and like that earworm, I can't
get you out of my heart.
425
00:18:51,239 --> 00:18:54,006
So, what I'm trying to say is,
426
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:57,076
you're my heartworm.
427
00:18:58,246 --> 00:19:02,615
The metaphorical kind, not-not
the poodle-killing kind.
428
00:19:02,617 --> 00:19:04,817
W-W-W-What?
429
00:19:04,819 --> 00:19:06,886
If I may...
430
00:19:06,888 --> 00:19:09,021
I believe
what he's saying,
431
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,790
in a charming
and delightful way,
432
00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:12,792
is that he loves you
and wants you back.
433
00:19:12,794 --> 00:19:14,327
Dave Gibbs,
huge fan of your work.
434
00:19:14,329 --> 00:19:16,162
Oh.
Don't mind me.
435
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,501
I'm-I'm sorry; I didn't
realize you were on a date.
436
00:19:22,503 --> 00:19:25,237
No, it-it... it's okay.
Keep going?
437
00:19:25,239 --> 00:19:27,873
Amy, if you want to be
my girlfriend again,
438
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,242
I really want to
be your boyfriend.
439
00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:33,012
I really want that, too.
440
00:19:33,014 --> 00:19:36,682
Good. Because I love you.
441
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:40,653
I love you, too.
442
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,857
Kiss her,
you brilliant fool!
443
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,307
Well...
444
00:20:01,309 --> 00:20:03,776
I'll let you get
back to your date.
445
00:20:03,778 --> 00:20:05,978
Get back here!
446
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:08,814
♪ Oh, oh, oh, darlin' ♪
447
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:12,118
♪ I dream about you often,
my pretty darlin' ♪
448
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,687
♪ I love the way
you soften my... ♪
449
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,228
Okay, then.
450
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,533
I'll, uh, see myself out.
451
00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:39,169
Amy, thank you for dinner.
452
00:20:40,605 --> 00:20:43,573
Dr. Cooper, pleasure
to meet you, sir.
453
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:48,378
Uh, if perhaps sometime
you have a spare moment,
454
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:51,014
I'd, uh, love-love
to discuss physics,
455
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:53,383
or "shoot the breeze,"
as you Yanks say.
456
00:20:59,094 --> 00:21:01,223
Ah. What a lovely evening.
457
00:21:03,524 --> 00:21:10,024
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