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Can you believe it's been
five years since our first date?
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I know.
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Do you think I should start
watching The Flash TV show?
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That's what
you're thinking about?
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Well, one of the things.
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Are any of them me?
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Yes.
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I thought, "I can't decide
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"if I should watch
The Flash TV show.
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I know, I'll ask Amy."
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Anyway...
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What are you doing?
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You're right, you did
kind of kill the mood.
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I didn't kill anything.
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You did, talking about
your stupid TV show.
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Excuse me.
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Starting to watch a television
show that might run for years
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isn't a decision
to take lightly.
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I'm wrestling with
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a big commitment issue here.
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Really?
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That's the commitment issue
you're wrestling with?
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Sheldon,
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do you understand the irony
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of your fixation on a man
with super speed,
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while after five years
all I can get out of you
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is a distracted make-out session
on a couch?
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Irony's not really
my strong suit.
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But I have been getting better
with sarcasm,
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if you want to give that a try.
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(sarcastically):
Oh, sure, I'd love to.
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Whenever you're ready.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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I don't want to rush you,
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but I'm closing
a little early tonight.
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Ooh. Hot date?
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Uh, no. I overheard
Bernadette tell Howard
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she was making him a meat loaf,
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and you don't have
to not ask me twice.
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If I stick a lightbulb on this,
wouldn't it make a great lamp
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for my bedroom?
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You're kidding, right?
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Oh. Is this freaking you out?
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I guess I'm just more
of a Pottery Barn,
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Crate and Barrel kind of guy.
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Maybe Pier 1
if I really want to cut loose.
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All right. Never mind.
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No, no, no.
Hey, you should totally get it.
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In fact, I'll buy it for you.
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Sold!
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Raj, you don't have to do that.
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Too late!
No returns!
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That was really intense.
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Well, now we know, next time
we go to the farmers' market,
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the order is petting zoo first,
then buy vegetables.
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Hey.
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Oh, good. You're here.
I need your assistance.
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Can it wait until I put
a Band-Aid on a goat bite?
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What happened?
Oh.
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Your buddy got mugged
by some baby farm animals.
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Been there.
Mmm.
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So what do you need help with?
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Amy's mad at me,
and I'm not clear why.
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Okay. Were you talking
before she got upset?
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Yes.
That's probably it.
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What'd you say to her?
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Well, I just asked her
if I should start watching
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the new Flash TV series.
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And that made her angry?
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Baffling, right? We were necking
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like a couple of hooligans
under the school bleachers.
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I stopped so I could ask
the question.
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Next thing I know, good-bye,
kissy face. Hello, yelly face.
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Well, Sheldon, when
you're kissing a girl,
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she expects the
attention to be on her.
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It was. I asked her
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if she thought
I should watch The Flash.
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Yeah. I'm tapping out.
Leonard?
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I'm gonna guess that your main
concern is the time commitment
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of watching an entire season
of a new show.
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Oh, no, not just a season.
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If I'm in,
I'm in for the whole run,
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even if the quality declines.
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I get it.
Smallville almost wrecked you.
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Yeah. Exactly.
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You know, I waited ten years
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to see a guy
everyone knows can fly, fly.
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Wait, what is wrong
with you two?
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He was talking about television
during their date night.
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Oh, not just date night--
our fifth anniversary.
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Okay, see, that's even dumber
than you wondering
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if being bitten by a goat would
give you the powers of a goat.
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If that happens,
don't make me wait ten years
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to watch you eat a tin can.
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You guys ever notice that Emily
has a bit of a twisted side?
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You mean
'cause she has weird tattoos?
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No, because she wants to have
sex with me in a graveyard.
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One more time?
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She and I were supposed to watch
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the new Avengers movie tonight,
but it was sold out.
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So I said,
"What else do you want to do?"
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She said,
"Let's go to a cemetery
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and do it on somebody's grave."
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Like, a random person
or somebody she knew?
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What difference
does it make?
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Well, if it's
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her father's grave
and they didn't get along,
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then you know
she holds a grudge.
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The only issue is that everybody
has their own thing.
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And as long
as it's two consenting adults,
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I guess
I don't see the harm in it.
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Well, what if it's
one consenting adult
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and one adult who
pretends to consent
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because he's afraid
of being alone?
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Well, then I guess
bring a blanket.
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The grass gets damp at night.
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I don't know, guys.
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Maybe this relationship
isn't for me.
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Maybe I should break up
with her.
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(chuckles) Right. You're gonna
break up with a girl
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who has sex with you.
Can you believe this guy?
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I think if Raj wants to break up
with a girl, he can do it.
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How are you saying that
with a straight face?
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(chuckling):
I don't know.
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You guys are being jerks.
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Buddy, other than Jenny Craig,
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you've never broken up
with a girl in your life.
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You're one
to talk.
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You've been complaining
about Stuart
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living here for the past year.
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I don't see you showing him
the door.
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That's not the
same thing.
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Emily's a person.
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Stuart's more like
an infestation,
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something you spray for.
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Baloney, okay?
You two are
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as afraid of hurting
someone's feelings as I am.
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That's not true. We were just
laughing right in your face.
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Thanks for cooking.
Mmm.
My pleasure.
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That carrot
was delicious.
Yeah.
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I wish I'd fought harder
for the rest of 'em.
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Still haven't heard
from her?
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No, and I'm confused.
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It's been nearly 24 hours.
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Amy should have figured out
she's wrong by now.
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Hey, I don't think she's wrong
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about you going too slow
in the relationship.
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Too slow?
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Yeah, you've been
going out
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for years.
You haven't even slept together.
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That's right.
It's called foreplay.
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And I could make the case
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that you two aren't moving
forward in your relationship.
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(scoffs)
Uh,
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hello.
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Hello.
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No. Sheldon,
we're getting married.
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But you've been engaged
for over a year now,
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and you don't even have
a wedding date.
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Well, we will. We're
just not in a rush.
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Okay.
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We're gonna set a date.
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Okay. If you say so.
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Yeah, it's just, things
are good right now.
Really good.
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I'm focusing on my job.
And we've been busy
with our paper.
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So busy.
Yeah, we'll pick a date
when we pick a date.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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You know, I can see
why Amy's mad at you.
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Yeah, shut up,
Sheldon!
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Did you eat
all my yogurt?
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You mean the one that
makes ladies do the thing
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that ladies pretend
they don't do
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even though they do?
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You know...
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which yogurt I mean.
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I didn't touch it.
Must have been Stuart.
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(sighs)
Maybe Raj is right.
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Maybe it's time we tell him
he needs to move out.
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We should have done
it months ago.
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I know, but his store
was reopening,
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and then there were the
holidays, and then he was sick.
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(groans)
Yeah, right.
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Sick. He didn't have jaundice.
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He just looks like that.
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All right.
Tonight's the night.
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Agreed.
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When he gets home, I'm
dropping the hammer.
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Ooh, I like
when you take charge.
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Oh, I'm not taking charge--
you're the hammer.
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So...
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why haven't we
picked a date?
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You know why.
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Well, of course I know why.
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But just for fun... why?
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Not in a rush, busy with work...
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Things are good
right now.
Really good.
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You still want
to get married, right?
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Oh, my God. Yes.
Why would you even ask that?
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I don't know.
Because we don't have a date?
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Well, you want a date,
pick a date.
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It's not just the date.
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We haven't talked
about anything.
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Big wedding, small wedding,
indoor, outdoor...
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Outdoor? Oh.
I can RSVP no right now.
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Okay, indoor it is.
Big or small?
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Is your dad paying for it?
I doubt it.
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Okay, two friends each.
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All right, well,
I want it in a church.
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Fine. I want black-tie.
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Fine.
I want to release butterflies.
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Seriously? Airborne worms?
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Okay. Well, then it's settled:
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small indoor church wedding,
black-tie, no butterflies.
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Sounds perfect.
Great.
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You still
didn't pick a date.
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Stay out of it!
Shut up!
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Mmm. It's a beautiful night.
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Oh, yes, we've
got the moon
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and the trees and...
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Elizabeth McNulty,
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who apparently died
when she was the same age I am.
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Makes you feel
alive, doesn't it?
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So does enjoying a meal
at a well-lit restaurant,
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but here we are.
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You aren't scared, are you?
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Of ghosts, no.
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Of you, little bit.
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I'm sorry I've
upset you.
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I shouldn't have asked
so many questions.
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No, it's okay.
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Yeah, maybe it's good
you got us
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talking about this stuff.
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Well, look at that--
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even when I'm causing problems,
I make the world a better place.
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Hey, next, why don't we tackle
your penchant for whining
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and Penny's love
of the ol' glug-glug?
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Uh, Sheldon, I think
we're good for now.
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Ah, well... very well.
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So does this mean you'll
finally pick a wedding date?
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(sighs)
Here we go again.
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Why is everyone so concerned
with us setting a date?
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We're committed to
each other. We're happy.
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A ceremony isn't gonna
change anything.
252
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:06,164
So you're never getting married?
253
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,867
It's his whining, isn't it?
254
00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,636
Sheldon, I'm not a whiner.
255
00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:17,008
It's amusing
that he doesn't hear it.
256
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:21,312
Look, all she's saying
is we are in love
257
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,781
so it doesn't matter
if we get married
258
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:26,051
tomorrow or a year from now
or 50 years from now.
259
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,753
Ew, 50?
We'll be old and gross.
260
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:31,423
Yeah, but we'll be old
and gross together.
261
00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:32,824
SHELDON:
My aunt and uncle
262
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,160
were married 63 years.
263
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:38,129
Towards the end, it was
like watching cheese melt.
264
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:51,876
Um... I'm
free tonight.
265
00:11:57,616 --> 00:11:59,417
Are you saying
you want to get married?
266
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:02,053
Vegas isn't
that far away.
267
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,489
I'm in. Let's do it.
268
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,091
(squeals quietly)
269
00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:13,932
After all these years.
270
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,868
I'm really happy
for the two of you.
271
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,036
Oh, thank you.
Thanks.
272
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,138
Now get out of my spot.
273
00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:26,311
Bernie, Stuart just pulled up.
274
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,446
So remember,
275
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,181
the key is to be firm.
276
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,382
Show no weakness.
277
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,885
Right.
Good luck.
278
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,254
Howard Joel Wolowitz,
you get back here.
279
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,358
(mutters) Never should have
told you my middle name.
280
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,695
Hey, guys.
Hey, you got
a minute?
281
00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:46,698
Sure. Uh, let me just put
this stuff in the fridge.
282
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,967
I felt bad for finishing
your yogurt, so I bought more.
283
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,169
And, Howard, your favorite
fruit is in season.
284
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,837
Crunch Berries.
285
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,741
Don't let that sway you.
286
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:59,944
It's hard not to. They taste so
much better than real berries.
287
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,548
What's up?
288
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,050
So... we need to talk.
289
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:11,122
You okay?
290
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,625
I think we should talk.
291
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,694
Is everything okay?
292
00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:20,565
Well... you've been
living here a while now.
293
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,901
I know.
I may sell comic books at work,
294
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,636
but the real superheroes
295
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,237
are sitting
right in front of me.
296
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,576
Yeah...
297
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,746
His middle name is David. Go.
298
00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:38,650
Look, I care about you a lot,
299
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,419
but we are very
different people.
300
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,454
Are you breaking up with me?
301
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,591
No, no, I'm just
pointing out that
302
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,694
you're dark on the inside
and I'm dark on the outside.
303
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:54,032
So, anyway,
what I'm trying to say is...
304
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,266
(phone rings)
305
00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,469
You need to take that?
306
00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,737
It's just my dad,
probably calling
307
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,906
to wish me a happy birthday.
308
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,108
I'll call him back.
309
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:06,010
You were saying?
310
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:10,849
Look, Raj, be honest with me.
311
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,717
If you want to end things,
just do it.
312
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,419
Don't expect me
to do it for you.
313
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:20,124
End things? I'm trying to
tell you that I love you.
314
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:28,266
BOTH:
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
315
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,942
Wow, there's
a Denny's in Vegas
316
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:39,444
you can actually
get married in.
317
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,880
(chuckles)
Doesn't sound
very romantic.
318
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,249
Yeah, but we could get
heart-shaped pancakes.
319
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,651
I'm sure we'll find
a decent chapel.
320
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,553
Yeah.
321
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,522
This is crazy!
I know!
322
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,391
You think people
are gonna be mad?
323
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,027
Maybe. But this isn't
about them; it's about us.
324
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:59,163
It is.
It is about us.
325
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,765
And you know what
the best part is?
326
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,267
We took our time.
327
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:05,036
I mean, we met, we were friends
for a couple years,
328
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:08,439
then we got together,
and then we got untogether,
329
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,174
then we worked out
all our problems,
330
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,577
and now we know
everything about each other,
331
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:16,581
we can just go forward with
no surprises and no regrets.
332
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,650
Right.
No surprises.
333
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:22,520
And no regrets.
334
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:28,793
Uh,
335
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:31,930
well, there-there's
one thing
336
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,998
I feel I should tell you.
337
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,099
What?
338
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,735
You know, so we
can go into this
339
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,971
with no secrets
between us.
340
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,039
What?
341
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,911
Remember, uh,
a couple years back
342
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,881
when I was on that research ship
in the North Sea?
343
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:51,482
Yeah.
Okay, well,
344
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,818
there-there was a
lot of drinking
345
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,853
and craziness
going on...
No, you told me.
346
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,488
Okay, um...
347
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,793
Well, there was this girl.
348
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,196
What did you do?
Nothing...
349
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,731
really.
350
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,399
It was just kissing.
351
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,368
And then what?
And then nothing.
352
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,904
I stopped it.
353
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:16,674
But it still bothers me, and...
354
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:20,411
I wanted you to know.
355
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:23,881
(sighs)
356
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,950
All right.
357
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,154
Did you ever do anything
like this since we've been...?
358
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,523
Nope, never.
Oh, that's too bad.
359
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,928
You know,
can I ask you a question?
Hmm?
360
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:38,396
Why are you
telling me this now?
361
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,666
Well, like I said,
we're about to get married,
362
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,235
and I-I want a clean slate.
363
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,503
No secrets.
364
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,871
Really?
Be-Because to me,
365
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,606
it seems like
we're about to get married
366
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,974
and you're trying
to sabotage it.
367
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,310
W-Would you rather
I didn't tell you?
368
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:55,146
No, I don't want there
to be secrets between us.
See, now I'm confused.
369
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,614
I mean, what-what
am I supposed to do?
370
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,384
Uh, keep your mouth
off other women.
371
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,686
I can do that.
372
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,321
Uh, uh, f-from now on,
373
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,090
this mouth--
you and food, that's it.
374
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,593
(sighs)
375
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,661
Okay.
376
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,630
Yeah?
377
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,135
Look, I'm not happy
this happened,
378
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,003
but I think
I can get past it.
379
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,972
I mean, we weren't
engaged at the time,
380
00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:22,473
and it was just kissing.
381
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:23,741
Right.
382
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,210
Just kissing.
383
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,246
It wasn't even very good.
384
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,114
She was a smoker.
I'd just been seasick...
385
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,416
Okay, that's enough.
Stop talking.
386
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,856
So...
387
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,759
we're still
getting married?
388
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,327
Yes.
389
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:46,697
Because we love each other.
390
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,466
Yes.
391
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,736
And it's the happiest day
of our lives.
392
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,004
(short laugh)
Don't push it.
393
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:02,013
(line ringing)
394
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:03,147
Hello.
395
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:04,348
SHELDON:
Hello.
396
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,884
Listen, I've been
thinking a lot
397
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,286
about relationships
398
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:11,556
and how difficult they can be,
and I think...
399
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,591
I've been thinking
about them, too, Sheldon.
400
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:18,296
Being your girlfriend
is so challenging.
401
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,697
Emotionally,
402
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,866
physically.
403
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:25,203
I've been incredibly patient
for years.
404
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,872
Strongly disagree.
405
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,640
Go on.
406
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:33,044
Okay, well...
407
00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:37,081
this isn't easy to say,
because I love you,
408
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,850
but...
409
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:42,587
I need some time
to take a step back
410
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,590
and reevaluate our situation.
411
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:48,860
Oh.
412
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:51,963
I hope you understand.
413
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,134
Okay.
414
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,570
Bye, Sheldon.
415
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,991
Well, Gollum...
416
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:25,263
...you're an expert on rings.
417
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:28,332
What do I do with this one?