1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:05,104 What color would you like to be? 2 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:07,806 Well, I'd like to be green, but you know you always take it. 3 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:09,274 That's not true. 4 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:10,809 Any color's fine with me. 5 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:14,013 Yeah, I could be a-a combination of blue and yellow. 6 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,282 Blue and yellow make green. 7 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:18,917 Well, then it's settled. 8 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:21,787 Hi. Ready to go? 9 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:24,156 Oh, good news, we ordered lunch, 10 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:26,959 so we can all stay here and play Lord of the Rings Risk. 11 00:00:26,961 --> 00:00:30,696 Sheldon, we said that we would play games with you tonight. 12 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,297 Oh, no, we'll still be playing it tonight-- 13 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:34,800 this game can easily take eight hours. 14 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,668 Sweetie, you really thought I'd want to do this? 15 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,137 No. Well, did you tell him that? 16 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:40,973 Yes. Did you say it out loud with words? 17 00:00:40,975 --> 00:00:43,642 No. 18 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:46,145 I don't want to spend the whole day playing a board game. 19 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:48,047 Yeah, well, you may change your mind when you hear 20 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:50,649 that this is the new expanded edition 21 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,651 which contains a more complete map of Middle Earth, 22 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:54,720 now including the Haradwaith Territories. 23 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,157 I will literally race you to the car. 24 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:01,393 No, no, no, come on, don't leave. Just try it. 25 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,028 No. We're always doing what you guys want. 26 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,664 Just once, it'd be nice if you did something we wanted. 27 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:08,267 You want to be green? 28 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:12,538 You know, they really have tried to like 29 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:15,040 a lot of the same stuff we're into. Yeah, we do game 30 00:01:15,042 --> 00:01:17,342 nights and video game nights and we watch movies 31 00:01:17,344 --> 00:01:18,677 with director's commentary. 32 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,679 Oh, my favorite-- George Lucas can talk 33 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,714 all the way through Star Wars, I say one word 34 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:23,816 and I'm banished to the kitchen. 35 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,019 Yeah, today Amy and I are deciding 36 00:01:27,021 --> 00:01:28,353 what we're all gonna do. 37 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:30,355 You got it, you girls are in charge. 38 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:32,224 Thank you. Sheldon? 39 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:34,526 Fine. 40 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:36,728 Now that we're not playing, you can be green. 41 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,263 Thank you. And since you're green 42 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,532 this time, I can be it next time. 43 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,401 All right, let's see. What's something fun 44 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:44,436 the guys would never take us to do? 45 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,105 Oh, I know-- we could go horseback riding. 46 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:47,406 I actually can't. 47 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:50,609 My hips don't open wider than 22 degrees. 48 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:55,581 I rode a very thin pony once. 49 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:58,951 On the first bump... just popped right off. 50 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:02,421 All right, well, what do you want to do? 51 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:05,224 There's a craft and folk art museum on Wilshire. 52 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:07,626 Well, that's Wilshire's problem. 53 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,062 Come on, you know, there-there's 54 00:02:10,064 --> 00:02:12,231 got to be something fun we could do that the guys will hate. 55 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:14,399 Hang on, why do we have to hate it? 56 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:17,603 Three words: Doctor Who convention. 57 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,805 I-I did not force you to go to that. 58 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,974 You walked out of the house in a fez and bow tie. I went 59 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,942 so you didn't get beat up. 60 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,744 I wasn't gonna get beat up. 61 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:28,947 You were, but somehow I held myself back. 62 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,483 You know what you could make us do? Ice-skating. 63 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,652 The cold air will trigger Leonard's asthma 64 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,621 and it plays right into my well-known fear of 65 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:38,957 getting flattened by a Zamboni. 66 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,994 Now you're helping them find ways to make us miserable? 67 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:45,631 Well, I'm sorry, Leonard, I'm a problem-solver, it's what I do. 68 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:47,833 I actually can't go ice-skating. 69 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:51,436 I have unnaturally brittle ankles. 70 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:53,672 Is there any part of your body that's normal? 71 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,374 (chuckles) 72 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:00,779 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 73 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:04,449 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 74 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,018 ♪ The Earth began to cool ♪ 75 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,787 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 76 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:11,156 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪ 77 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:13,692 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 78 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,794 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 79 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,863 ♪ Bang! ♪ 80 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,537 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 81 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,373 Will you please relax? I can't take it, dude. 82 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,375 You okay? No, I'm not okay. I feel like 83 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,211 I'm gonna jump out of my skin. 84 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:34,713 I told you not to wax down there. 85 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:40,219 It's itchy when it grows back. 86 00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:43,722 I'm worried about the New Horizons space probe. 87 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,823 What's he talking about? 88 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:47,025 Nine years ago he was part of a team 89 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,328 that launched a spacecraft to collect data about Pluto. 90 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,330 It's finally close enough, so 91 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:53,332 this morning it turned itself on. 92 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,666 We hope. 93 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:56,535 The signal has to travel over three billion miles. 94 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:59,004 So it's gonna be hours before we know if it even survived. 95 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:01,506 Now we get to see him flip out because he's worried 96 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,008 it was demolished by space ice. 97 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:05,077 Space ice is no joke. 98 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:07,446 I can't even watch Frozen anymore. 99 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:14,686 Ooh, the philharmonic is playing Beethoven downtown. 100 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,188 Yeah, well, before you say yes, 101 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:19,258 it's not the movie about the big dog. 102 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:24,696 How come we can't think of something we both want to do? 103 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:27,032 Because you always pick what we do 104 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,533 and I just go along with it. 105 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:29,768 Ah, interesting-- 106 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,770 we're being accused of making you do things 107 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,272 you don't like, and here you are, 108 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:34,873 doing the same thing to poor Amy. 109 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,476 You should point out the hypocrisy of that. 110 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:42,781 That's what I was doing. 111 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,618 Oh, that wasn't clear. 112 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,553 Try it again, but this time drive it home 113 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:51,890 with, "How do you like them apples, missy?" 114 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,725 All right, keep thinking. 115 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,927 You're making it too complicated. 116 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:56,962 Why not stick to the basics? 117 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,597 Go shopping for clothes 118 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,065 while Leonard and I sit in those 119 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,634 uncomfortable chairs and hold your purses, hmm? 120 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:03,935 I know I'd hate that. 121 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:04,936 Leonard? 122 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,406 Well, yeah. 123 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:10,575 Well, then, it's settled? 124 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:12,577 What do you say? Sounds kind of perfect. 125 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:14,079 It does-- somehow he managed 126 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:16,782 to take all the fun out of it. 127 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,817 Well, once again, it's what I do. 128 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:23,955 Oh, another two hours to go. 129 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,824 The wait is killing me. 130 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,593 I know. I get it. When I was in the Soyuz capsule 131 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:31,163 returning from the space station, plummeting toward Earth 132 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:33,432 at 17,000 miles per hour... Before you finish, 133 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:36,268 is this a story about patience and waiting 134 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:39,204 or just another reminder that you went to space? 135 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,608 A story can do two things. 136 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,610 Ugh, I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack. 137 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,612 You work in pharmaceuticals-- 138 00:05:47,614 --> 00:05:50,015 don't you have anything you can give him? 139 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:53,051 All I have is our new urine flow drug. 140 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:57,322 Won't help with his anxiety, but it's so strong, when he pees 141 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:59,758 he'll fly around the room like he's got a jet pack. 142 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:04,196 I can't stop thinking about it. 143 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:06,998 You know, worrying won't have any effect on what happens. 144 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,502 I know. Maybe you need to do something more productive. 145 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:12,671 (sighs) Okay. 146 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,673 Ah. 147 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:17,542 If I make this shot 148 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:18,977 in the trash can, 149 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:21,012 the probe will have arrived 150 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:24,182 in perfect working order. 151 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,151 So, in addition to being crazy, you're resting the fate 152 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:29,488 of the mission on your athletic prowess. 153 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,989 Yes. 154 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:33,625 The man who crashed his stationary bike. 155 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,995 I didn't crash it, okay? 156 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,663 My playlist was too up-tempo, 157 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,966 I got light-headed and I fell off. 158 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:43,969 Okay. 159 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,671 It all... 160 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:48,840 comes down... 161 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,742 to this. 162 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:56,014 You happy? Now you can relax. 163 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,682 What kind of scientist are you? Everyone knows 164 00:06:57,684 --> 00:06:59,251 you got to make two out of three. 165 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,394 This isn't so bad. 166 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:11,530 That's easy for you to say. 167 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:14,266 Your chair's not facing the lingerie section. 168 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:18,570 Boy, that's a lot of panties. 169 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:21,573 You guys comfy? This might take a while. 170 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:22,941 You know, I don't understand why women 171 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,910 insist on making a big production 172 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,211 out of buying clothes. 173 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,879 No, you're right, we should do what you do. 174 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:31,283 Have our mom send us pants from the Walmart in Houston. 175 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,885 They have a man there 176 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,121 who understands my personal style. 177 00:07:37,391 --> 00:07:38,623 Bye. 178 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,892 Uh, I've got some bad news. 179 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,894 There's no cell service in here. 180 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,763 Oh. 181 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,398 Well, that's all right. 182 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,266 There were plenty of ways to pass the time 183 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,068 before smart phones were invented. 184 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,736 That's true. 185 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:53,805 I'll look them up. 186 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:59,110 Son of a biscuit. 187 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,912 Sheldon, it's fine. 188 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,280 No, it's not fine. 189 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:03,815 What kind of store in the 21st century 190 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,150 doesn't at least have Wi-Fi? 191 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,751 I'm going to call their corporate office... 192 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:08,487 Son of a biscuit! 193 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:17,496 Let's see, my armies 194 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:20,098 are going to attack the Shire 195 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,299 from Buckland. 196 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,368 And I roll... 197 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,141 a five and a three. 198 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,443 Okay. 199 00:08:31,445 --> 00:08:36,114 And to defend, I roll... 200 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,016 two sixes. I win. 201 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:41,319 Boy, double-sixes again. 202 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:42,954 You know... if I hadn't seen it 203 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,689 with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it. 204 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:48,994 I wonder how long we're gonna be stuck here. 205 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,829 I don't know, but the girls do a lot for us. 206 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,130 It's the least we can do. 207 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,132 Oh, that's true. I suppose it's only fair 208 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,800 we make compromises. 209 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:58,169 Look at you, being all mature. 210 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:02,307 I don't know why you're so surprised. 211 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:03,975 If there's one thing I know about after living with you 212 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:07,112 for so many years, it's how to compromise. 213 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,048 I-I'm sorry? 214 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,217 You make compromises for me? 215 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,287 All the time. 216 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,089 On Earth? 217 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,727 In our lives? 218 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:26,331 That-That we're living? 219 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,000 Oh, yes. I... 220 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:32,070 Just yesterday, you had a-a big piece of lettuce 221 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,672 stuck in your teeth at lunch. 222 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:37,242 Did I say anything? No. 223 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,011 I compromised 224 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,414 and kept my mouth shut. 225 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:46,184 Like you should've, because everyone was laughing at you. 226 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:49,187 That is not a compromise. 227 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,189 A compromise is me driving you everywhere 228 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,857 because you refuse to learn how. 229 00:09:52,859 --> 00:09:55,026 Oh, I learned how. Amy taught me. 230 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,028 What? Then-Then why don't you do it? 231 00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:00,265 Uh, well, it's scary. 232 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:04,269 And sometimes I get the pedals mixed up. 233 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:08,206 But, more importantly, driving me to work 234 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,109 is one of the things that gives your life purpose. 235 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,613 I can't take that away from you, 236 00:10:14,615 --> 00:10:17,449 so... what do I do? 237 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,386 Oh, come on, I'm practically feeding you the answer. 238 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:24,122 I compromise. 239 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:30,061 Hey, uh, thanks for keeping me company. I'm happy to. 240 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,397 I think getting out of the apartment will do you good. 241 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:35,233 So... where we headed? 242 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,636 If it's okay with you, I'd like to go to temple. 243 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:42,140 Buddy, trust me, you don't want to convert to Judaism. 244 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,909 I mean, I know I make it look cool, 245 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:49,581 but... it's not all briskets and dreidels. 246 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:52,150 I meant a Hindu temple. 247 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,153 Oh. Okay. 248 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,656 It's not like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, right? 249 00:10:57,658 --> 00:11:01,660 Some bald guy with horns isn't gonna rip my heart out. 250 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:04,095 Dude, that movie's an imperialist fantasy 251 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:07,432 that makes the followers of a beautiful and peaceful religion 252 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,934 look like a bunch of bloodthirsty barbarians. 253 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:10,802 You love that movie. 254 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,371 Yeah, it's pretty great. 255 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:19,144 I'm surprised to see you suddenly get religious. 256 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,311 Why? 257 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:23,148 Well, because I've known you for ten years 258 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,816 and you've never gone to temple, 259 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,651 you never talked about believing in God, 260 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:30,955 and last Diwali I watched you eat two pounds of sacred cow 261 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:34,192 at a Brazilian steak house. 262 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,961 Religion is a very personal thing. 263 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:39,464 I do go to temple-- I just... I don't talk about it. 264 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,132 Yeah, but you're a scientist. 265 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,300 So? 266 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,969 So, as a scientist, you believe the way 267 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,637 to understand the universe is through facts and evidence, 268 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:46,671 and now you're counting 269 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,306 on some blue chick 270 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,642 with a hundred arms to help you? 271 00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:53,144 That is so offensive. Does everything you know 272 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,646 about Hinduism come from Indiana Jones? 273 00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:57,916 No. There's also Apu from The Simpsons. 274 00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:02,520 Well, lots of scientists believe in God. 275 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,223 Okay? Newton, uh, Faraday, 276 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,158 uh, Pascal-- all were believers. 277 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,994 Even Einstein was famous for attacking quantum theory 278 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:12,363 on the grounds that "God does not play dice 279 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,531 with the universe." Well, of course 280 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:17,235 he believed in God-- he slept with Marilyn Monroe. 281 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,337 Actually there's no proof of that. 282 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,740 You believe in your religion, I'll believe in mine. 283 00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:26,244 How's it going in there? 284 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,345 Eh. 285 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,181 Not really a great outfit for work, 286 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:34,586 unless something opens up in the hookers and whores division. 287 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:37,522 Hey, can I ask you something? Sure. 288 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,191 Do I really force you to do things you don't want to? 289 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,360 Yeah, but it's okay. 290 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,528 How is it okay? 291 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,897 I promised myself, if I ever got friends, 292 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,999 I'd do whatever they said. 293 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:52,370 Really, I'm lucky you found me before a cult did. 294 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,373 Well, you know, that was a long time ago. 295 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:58,209 You're a different woman now. You're smart, 296 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,745 you've got great friends, you've got a boyfriend, 297 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:04,783 you're pretty, you have zero fashion sense, but... 298 00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:07,252 Anyway, tonight we're gonna do whatever you want. 299 00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:08,386 Really? 300 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,488 Absolutely. You name it, we're doing it. 301 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:14,726 Basket weaving at the craft museum. 302 00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:18,463 Well, you named it. 303 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,102 Oh, here's another one. 304 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:28,106 I wish that the apple pancake mix was on the top shelf 305 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,607 because it starts with an "A," 306 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,409 but I don't put it there 307 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,745 because I don't want you breaking one of your little legs 308 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:36,014 when you're supposed to be making my breakfast. 309 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:41,419 Is it my turn to talk about the compromises I make? 310 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:45,924 I wasn't done, but go ahead. 311 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:49,460 He said, compromising. 312 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,462 Because of you, I'm not allowed 313 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,464 to adjust the temperature in my own home. 314 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,133 I'm not allowed to whistle. 315 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,335 I don't wear shoes that might squeak. 316 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,138 Well, you're a physicist, not a circus clown. 317 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:04,309 Sheldon, do you realize I don't live with the woman I love 318 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,010 because of you? 319 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,479 No other reason. Just you. 320 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,949 Is that true? Yes, it's true. The last time 321 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,350 I brought it up, you had an emotional breakdown 322 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,453 and got on a train and ran away. 323 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,188 Well, given my history on the subject, 324 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,991 it seems a little reckless to bring it up now. 325 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:24,462 You have no idea how much you inconvenience 326 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,830 the lives of everyone around you. 327 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,799 It's exhausting! 328 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:29,367 You know what? 329 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,369 You think you're so tolerant, 330 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,304 but the truth is... 331 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,473 you're mean to me a lot. 332 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,808 Yeah, you think 333 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:38,343 that I don't notice all those sarcastic comments 334 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,845 and those eye rolls, but I do. Hmm? 335 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,381 I have excellent peripheral vision. 336 00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:48,419 On a good day, I can see my ears. 337 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,490 Sheldon, I-I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. 338 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:55,326 I've been holding a lot of this in for a while. 339 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,995 Well, I'm sorry, too. And if you want 340 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,497 to live with Penny, then I think you should. 341 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,165 Do you mean that? 342 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,534 Yes. Yeah, just put on your squeaky shoes and... 343 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,904 (mimics squeaking) your way out of my life. 344 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,675 Come on, don't get upset. 345 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,877 I'm not upset. 346 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:17,949 I'm just imagining a world without my best friend in it. 347 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,551 Sheldon. 348 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,519 It's okay. 349 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:24,355 I-I'm not leaving your world. 350 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,091 I'm just talking about living across the hall. 351 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,526 I understand. 352 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,029 Either way, I want you to know that... 353 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,097 I'm aware of how difficult I can be. 354 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,699 So I just want to say... 355 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:39,037 thank you for putting up with me. 356 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,439 Buddy... 357 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,544 How are you guys getting alo...? 358 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,713 What? Why are there tears? 359 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,548 Everything's fine. 360 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,217 We just started talking about living arrangements. 361 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:56,888 Are you crazy? You know he's a flight risk. 362 00:15:56,890 --> 00:16:00,758 That's exactly what I told him. 363 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,894 Sheldon, we know this is a sensitive subject, 364 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:05,296 and Leonard's not gonna move out until you're ready. 365 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:10,201 Well, what if you did it gradually? 366 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,237 All right. Well... 367 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:16,607 how about we start with two nights a week 368 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:17,976 I live with Penny? 369 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:22,146 How about one night and... 370 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,215 I let you whistle? 371 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,654 Okay. 372 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,689 When I'm not home. 373 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,559 You got it. 374 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,428 There we go, 375 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,264 compromising again. 376 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:43,334 We really are the best. 377 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,477 Here we go, 378 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,112 my first Hindu temple. 379 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,614 You see behind the fountain, that tower 380 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,616 that looks like a pyramid? 381 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,618 It's called a Sikhara. It symbolizes 382 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,488 the-the connection between the human and the divine. 383 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:04,489 Huh. 384 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,591 I always thought it was mini golf. 385 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,660 All right. Shall we? 386 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:13,331 Yeah. Just, uh, is there anything I should know 387 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,499 before I go in? 388 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,700 Like what? 389 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,536 Like am I dressed okay? 390 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,538 Really? So every other place you've been, 391 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,974 you thought this was fine? 392 00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:25,710 I know you're under a lot of pressure, 393 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,145 so I'm gonna let that pass. 394 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,880 (sighs) Sorry. You're right. 395 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,715 I'm so stressed. 396 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,483 But you know what, 397 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,719 whenever I walk into that temple 398 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,221 I realize that whatever happens, it's okay. 399 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,390 We're all part of an immense pattern, 400 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,226 and though we can't understand it, we can be happy to know 401 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,662 that it's-it's working its will through us. 402 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,698 That's nice. (chuckles) 403 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,034 Whether you call it God or the universe or the self, 404 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:53,504 we're all interconnected, and that's just a beautiful... 405 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:57,241 Son of a bitch! That guy just dinged my car! 406 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:00,678 (gasps) S-Seriously? 407 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,346 Y-You were just gonna drive away? 408 00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:03,681 Like my life 409 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,016 isn't hard enough right now. 410 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:07,585 A space probe might be destroyed, 411 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,587 my parents are going through an awful divorce, 412 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:13,191 the guy who cuts my dog's hair just gave her bangs! 413 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,359 Raj. 414 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:18,729 You saw her. She looks like Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber! 415 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,365 Raj, you just got a text. 416 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,634 The probe turned on. It's fine. 417 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,004 (sighs) Oh, good. 418 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:30,808 Namaste, Grandpa. 419 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,751 I thought this was gonna be boring, 420 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,587 but it's actually kind of fun. 421 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:46,557 Don't tell Amy that. We'll be here every Sunday. 422 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,127 Sheldon, that really is an excellent basket. 423 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,895 It's not a basket. 424 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:54,465 It's a soldier's helmet from 16th century China. 425 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,570 Very nice. 426 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,640 Yeah, it looks great. 427 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:07,011 I saw that. 428 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,822 Well, roomie, it's only one night a week, 429 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,090 but it's a start. 430 00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:20,992 I know. I'm really proud of Sheldon. 431 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,927 Yeah, I'm proud of him, too. 432 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,762 SHELDON: Can you keep it down? Some of us 433 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,832 are trying to sleep out here.