1 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:05,713 Hey, how are things going with your parents? 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,965 Not great. They hired divorce attorneys. 3 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:10,009 Yeah, speaking of attorneys... 4 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:15,597 ...if I ever needed a lawyer, I would not hire She-Hulk. 5 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:20,936 You know what? That was almost on topic. I'm gonna say, "Good job, Sheldon." 6 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,941 - Wait, She-Hulk's a lawyer? - Yup. She works at a law firm in New York. 7 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:29,194 Yes, but she's the only monster at the firm. 8 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:34,408 Between you, me and the wall, I think she's an affirmative action hire. 9 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,453 Anyway, Dad's gonna be here in town... 10 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:40,205 ...so I won't be able to do Christmas dinner this year. 11 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:43,417 If you're not up to hosting Christmas dinner, I'm happy to do it. 12 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:45,127 You can even bring your father. 13 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:46,795 That would be nice. 14 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:50,132 I've always wanted to do a traditional Victorian Christmas. 15 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,342 Parlor games, goose and figgy pudding. 16 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,470 Ugh! 17 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:56,555 English pudding. 18 00:00:56,723 --> 00:01:01,643 You get yourself all excited for pudding, and here comes a cake with raisins in it. 19 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,312 I'm not going. 20 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,732 - You're going. - Why do you hate me? 21 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:09,234 I don't hate you, I love you. 22 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:12,362 Well, you call it love, but it has a lot of raisins in it. 23 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:18,160 Amy, good luck getting these guys excited about a dinner with a theme. 24 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:21,580 I gave up when no one cared about my Tom Hanksgiving. 25 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,001 I think a Victorian Christmas sounds nice. 26 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:27,169 - I agree. - Me too. 27 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,129 You guys suck. 28 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:37,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 29 00:01:57,033 --> 00:02:00,452 You know the best part of working in the clean room? No allergies. 30 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,620 Check it out. 31 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:07,000 Oh... That's a lot of oxygen. 32 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,420 We should get going to Amy's. 33 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:13,799 Can you believe there was a time when we would've needed an array... 34 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,552 ...of Cherenkov telescopes to detect cosmic particles? 35 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:22,516 And here we are, building our own multiware detector like a couple of badasses. 36 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:27,521 Yeah, I know. If we were still single, we'd be tripping over all that booty. 37 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,775 Ladies do love a man dressed like a kitchen garbage bag. 38 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,992 Oh, no. 39 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:44,079 - How did a pigeon get in? - You shut the loading doors, right? 40 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,957 - I thought you did. - Do you know what a disaster this is? 41 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:52,212 Because this room isn't supposed to have dust in it and we just let in a flying crap machine? 42 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:55,257 What do we do? Should we call someone? 43 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,551 And tell them we compromised all the equipment? 44 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:00,429 Let's just get it out of here before anyone knows. 45 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:01,847 Okay, how do we catch it? 46 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:06,393 Well, what if we turn off all the lights except for one, and it'll come to it. 47 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:09,313 It's not a moth. 48 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:14,484 Don't yell. You're not gonna get good ideas out of me if you're yelling. 49 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:19,615 Okay, okay, so if I remain calm, I'll get more gems like, "Turn off the lights"? 50 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:23,327 Great, we're turning on each other. That's just what the bird wants us to do. 51 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:28,957 So, Dr. Koothrappali, long flight? 52 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:31,335 - Twenty hours. - Oh! That's rough. 53 00:03:31,502 --> 00:03:32,586 Not at all. 54 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,672 Did you know when you fly transcontinental without your wife... 55 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,300 ...you don't pray for the plane to crash. 56 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:43,680 - Can we please talk about anything else? - Forgive me. 57 00:03:44,974 --> 00:03:47,893 - How are you and Leonard? - Oh, great, everything's good. 58 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,395 - I see you got engaged. - Yes, we did. 59 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:53,023 - Let me tell you a story... - Dad. 60 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:57,611 Sorry. I'm sure you won't grow to hate each other. 61 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:03,951 Hey, Leonard, what's up? 62 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,535 What? 63 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:06,828 How did that happen? 64 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:09,748 Yeah, okay, I'll be there as soon as I can. 65 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,833 Sorry. I have to run to the university. 66 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:15,420 - What's going on? - There's been a problem with an experiment? 67 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,714 A bird got into the clean room? 68 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:21,176 - You want me to come? - Uh, no, you had a long flight. 69 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,594 You stay here and relax. 70 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,180 Relax? Easy for you to say. 71 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:28,058 Your mother isn't cleaning out your bank account. 72 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:31,603 Forty years, the woman never cleaned a thing. 73 00:04:32,021 --> 00:04:34,356 - You're just gonna leave him here? - Relax, he says. 74 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:35,774 Yup. Bye. 75 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:41,029 Here comes Santa Claus 76 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:43,448 Right down Santa Claus Lane 77 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:47,286 Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer Pulling on the reins 78 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:48,537 I appreciate the ride... 79 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:50,872 Bells are ringing Children singing 80 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,375 All is merry and bright 81 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:56,253 So hang your stockings And say your prayers because... 82 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:01,216 Why'd you turn it off? 83 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:04,886 Because in the last 10 minutes, Santa came to town, kissed mommy... 84 00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:07,306 ...and ran grandma over with a reindeer. 85 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:12,686 I had a drunk uncle who did all those things. Nobody sings songs about him. 86 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:16,481 Maybe you'd like him if you thought of Santa as a superhero... 87 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:18,817 ...and his power is bringing joy to children. 88 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,736 My uncle was accused of that too. 89 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,656 It turned out to be legal in Oklahoma. 90 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,992 Okay, new subject. 91 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,452 Let's talk about presents. 92 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:30,078 What did you get Amy? 93 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,788 Oh, we're not exchanging gifts. 94 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,916 Come on, Sheldon, you have to get her something. 95 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:36,418 But why should I? 96 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:41,256 She knows that I don't like Christmas and yet, every year, she forces me to celebrate it. 97 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:44,301 Not only am I going to this foolish dinner against my will... 98 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:48,930 ...at the Christmas tree lot, there was mistletoe and she kissed me under it in public. 99 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:52,851 Like we were the stars of a Tijuana sex show. 100 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,021 She's just excited about the holidays. 101 00:05:56,189 --> 00:06:00,108 Yes, and she's not taking my feelings into account at all. 102 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:02,361 Maybe it's time I teach her a lesson. 103 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:04,154 How? 104 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:05,655 Hmm. 105 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:07,991 Well, it would have to be something heinous. 106 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:11,286 Something that makes her as miserable as she's making me. 107 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:13,747 Oh, I've got it. 108 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:17,667 Oh. This is good. 109 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:22,047 - What? - I'm going to buy her a present. 110 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,343 Yeah, you're gonna have to walk me through that. 111 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:29,262 With gift giving, there's an implied social contract. 112 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:35,394 If I show up tonight with a present and she doesn't have one for me, she'll feel terrible. 113 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,687 Then you're both sad. 114 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:39,856 Yes. 115 00:06:40,024 --> 00:06:44,111 And maybe she'll feel so guilty, she'll never make me celebrate the holidays again. 116 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:48,323 So your evil plot here is to buy your girlfriend a present? 117 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:49,866 That's right. 118 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,828 Stay on my good side or I'll get you a little something too. 119 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:01,044 Okay, here's the plan. 120 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:03,338 I'm gonna put the food in the bag... 121 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:06,508 ...and when he lands in the bag to eat it, we close it up. 122 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,677 A Slim Jim? 123 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:11,138 It's all I could find. It will work. 124 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,515 Sure, if the pigeon's stoned or a trucker. 125 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,686 Okay, well, what's your plan? 126 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:20,605 I told you my plan. Call building services and get help. 127 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:23,525 And admit that we contaminated the clean room? 128 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,528 No, admit that you contaminated the clean room. 129 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,822 Why do you keep assuming it was me? 130 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:32,784 Because you do this kind of thing all the time, and then you try to cover it up. 131 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,536 - Like when? - Ah! 132 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:37,038 What about when you flipped the Mars rover? 133 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:41,418 Or lost Koothrappali's dog, or almost drove off with that baby? 134 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,545 Again, it looked like my car... 135 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:47,382 ...and the baby didn't even cry until his mother punched me with her keys. 136 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,260 Fine. Put the Slim Jim in the garbage bag. 137 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,804 What if you said it without sounding condescending? 138 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:56,600 I can try, but your plan has the words "garbage bag" and "Slim Jim" in it. 139 00:07:58,728 --> 00:07:59,811 Hey, what's going on? 140 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:03,190 Genius here wants to catch a bird with a garbage bag and a Slim Jim. 141 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,198 Should've put it in the bag first. 142 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:20,248 So if you don't mind me asking, do you think you might start dating again? 143 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:23,793 It's much too soon for that. Why, do you know someone? 144 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:28,298 No. But if things don't work out with me and Leonard, I'll give you a call. 145 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:31,426 Wait, how much do you talk about Star Trek? 146 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:36,765 Okay. Let's get this Victorian party started. 147 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,435 I've done some research about some traditional parlor games we can play. 148 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:41,686 Like what? 149 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:46,024 Well, there's a fun one called Ball of Wool. 150 00:08:47,443 --> 00:08:51,863 You take a ball of wool and you put it right in the center of the table. 151 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:56,826 Then people sit on opposite sides of the table and try to blow the wool off. 152 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,915 Sorry. She's taken too. 153 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,211 You know what your problem is? 154 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:11,550 You're jealous because you and I used to be best friends until Koothrappali came along. 155 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:14,511 - You found somebody you could push around? - Hey. 156 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,471 - Stay out of this. - Okay. 157 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:22,018 You know, maybe I'm best friends with Raj because he doesn't think he's smarter than me. 158 00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:24,521 - Look, actually... - I said stay out of it. 159 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,274 No, no, no, Raj, go ahead. Say what you were gonna say. 160 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:30,527 All I'm gonna say is you guys need to stop this right now. 161 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,946 It's bad enough that my parents are fighting. 162 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,282 Now I have to hear the two of you? 163 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:38,618 And who cares who's smarter? If it's Leonard or me or... 164 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:41,496 You know, it's Christmas. Let's say, it's Howard. 165 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:47,752 - Well, if you're so smart, you get the bird out. - No, you're the one who let him in. 166 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,796 How do you know it wasn't Leonard? 167 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,673 Come on. 168 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:57,304 What about that sweater? 169 00:09:57,471 --> 00:10:00,890 No, it's not good enough. It has to be perfect. 170 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:05,020 I think the nicest gifts I got from Howie show how well he knows me. 171 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:08,481 Oh, well, let's see. What do I know about Amy? 172 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,442 She loves medieval literature. 173 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,485 Chaucer is her favorite. 174 00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:16,448 And her eyes sparkle when she watches old French movies. 175 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:22,954 And I enjoy how harp music causes her fingers to dance as if she's playing along. 176 00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:25,832 Wow. You really do love her. 177 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:28,501 I do. 178 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:34,633 Now, let's find the kind of gift that makes her feel small and worthless. 179 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,080 You won! 180 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,418 Certainly doesn't feel like it, does it? 181 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:15,298 You know, my wife used to throw theme parties like this all the time. 182 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,759 Oh. I guess that's where Raj gets it from. 183 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,513 He and his mother spent a lot of time together when he was young. 184 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,847 I was always working. 185 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:27,352 Hey, you know, Raj is dating a doctor who works a lot. Heh. 186 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,479 Him and his mom have a type. 187 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,899 You gotta laugh at that, right? 188 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,695 No? All right. 189 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,282 All right, let me see if I've got this straight. 190 00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:46,287 A picture of you on my lap is a way to punish your girlfriend... 191 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:48,456 ...for making you celebrate Christmas? 192 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,083 Correct. 193 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:54,629 Santa thinks dating you may be punishment enough. 194 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,883 There's an argument for that. 195 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,885 But I wanna make sure. 196 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,388 - Smile. - Ho-ho-ho! 197 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,812 Okay. 198 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,940 On three, I'll shoot the fire extinguisher and get him airborne. 199 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,526 Howard, you wave the blanket and guide him towards the exit. 200 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,570 Raj, you open the curtain so he can fly out. 201 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:23,825 Are you sure a dummy like me can handle something as complicated as a blanket? 202 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,828 - Do you want the fire extinguisher? - Yeah, I do. 203 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,414 - Great, here you go. - Okay. 204 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,795 One, two, three. 205 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,300 You have to take the pin out. 206 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,348 You miss the blanket now, don't you? 207 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:53,980 On three. One, two, three. 208 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,531 What did you do? 209 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,366 It was an accident. 210 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,535 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 211 00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:10,413 - Relax, it wasn't your fault. - Maybe it's just stunned. 212 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,791 Dude, it's not breathing. 213 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:16,044 Oh, no. I killed it. 214 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,962 Oh, not again. 215 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,882 What do you mean, not again? 216 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:28,431 When I was 10, I was playing in my backyard and... 217 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:31,226 ...I sat on a blue jay. Heh. 218 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:38,650 I mean, I tried to bring it back to life with electricity, but it just poof... 219 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,026 ...caught on fire. 220 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:46,157 And the worst part was it smelled delicious. 221 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,913 Guys, I found an article here that says you can do CPR on birds. 222 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:55,083 - Great. Do it. - I'm not doing it. You killed him. You do it. 223 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:58,002 - I'll do it. - No. I need to do it. 224 00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,505 This is on me. 225 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,760 Okay. 226 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,763 Mouth over beak and light chest compressions. 227 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:12,600 Don't blow too hard. If you pop him, I will vomit. 228 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:15,854 Anything? 229 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:19,148 I am tasting a lot of Slim Jim. 230 00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:24,445 Wait. Wait, his wing moved. 231 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,406 He blinked his eyes. He's alive. 232 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,866 It's a Christmas miracle. 233 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,493 I might argue a Hanukkah miracle, but I'll take it. 234 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,455 Come on, little guy, let's get you outside. Get the curtain. 235 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:44,257 Someone should really close that loading door. 236 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,640 Well, that's that. 237 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,309 The room's compromised. 238 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,352 They'll have to change all the filters. 239 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,105 Probably shut it down for weeks. 240 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:02,817 You were right. Go ahead, call building services, tell them it was my fault. 241 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:06,279 No, we're both to blame. You know, let me take the heat on this one. 242 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:07,614 Just leave me out of it. 243 00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:11,409 If they come and see crap everywhere, they're just gonna blame the Indian guy. 244 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:19,751 Hey. I'm sorry. We're still here. Is everything okay? 245 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,252 It's kind of boring. 246 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:25,298 Although it did get exciting for a minute when Amy inhaled a wool ball. 247 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,843 - How much longer will you be? - I don't know. 248 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,971 There's still a bird here. We're gonna get in a ton of trouble. 249 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,557 Honey, it's Christmas Eve. Who knows you're in there? 250 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,559 Our names are on the sign-in sheet. 251 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,227 So erase them and walk out. 252 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:41,147 - Well, I can't do that. - Can't do what? 253 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,275 She says take our names off the sign-in sheet and leave. 254 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,152 - We can't do that. - Yeah. 255 00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:52,116 ALL Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way 256 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:56,162 Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh, hey! 257 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,125 Mmm. Amy, that pudding was delicious. 258 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,003 If you like raisins. 259 00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,339 Thank you. And it's figs. 260 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,217 Oh. Oh, in that case, it was pretty good. 261 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,137 Are you okay? You hardly touched your goose. 262 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,723 It smelled too much like blue jay. 263 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,059 Can I help you clean up? 264 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:21,229 You Heimliched a ball of wool out of me. You're good. 265 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,816 What do you say we exchange gifts? 266 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,986 - Sheldon, we didn't bring any. - I thought you hate giving gifts. 267 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:32,365 Yeah, I do, which is why I got Amy this. 268 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,825 You got me something? 269 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,535 Oh, not just something, no. 270 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:38,329 It's from the heart, it's holiday-themed... 271 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:42,375 ...and I swallowed the gift receipt so you cannot return it. 272 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,047 Look at you on Santa's lap. 273 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:49,799 That's so sweet. 274 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,217 Of course it is. 275 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,802 It's a perfect gift. 276 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,387 How are you feeling right now? 277 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:57,056 Guilty? Sad? 278 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,017 Wishing you were Jewish? 279 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,186 No, I love it. 280 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,354 Oh, really? 281 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,106 Well, how about now? 282 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,944 SHELDON Happy Holidays to my dear Amy. 283 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,156 I hope you treasure this... 284 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:16,826 ...as much as I treasure you. 285 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,038 And you got me nothing. 286 00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:24,751 Christmas is ruined. Let's never speak of it again. 287 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,712 Oh, this was fun. 288 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:33,134 Actually, I did get you something. 289 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,136 But what about our agreement? 290 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:38,056 Well, you got me something. Here. 291 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,978 Cookies? 292 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,606 They're your Meemaw's Christmas cookies. 293 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,484 I called and got the recipe. 294 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,620 They're perfect. 295 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,957 It tastes like her hugs. 296 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,170 Merry Christmas, Sheldon. 297 00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,882 I can't believe this. 298 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:16,677 You're happy, I'm happy. 299 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,180 Maybe a holiday that's about giving gifts... 300 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,682 Get your hand out of that box. 301 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:32,151 Okay. The next game is called Hot Boiled Beans. 302 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,613 Yeah, of course it is. 303 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:40,118 One person is sent out of the room while the others hide a small item. 304 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:43,454 Then they invite the first person back by saying: 305 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:48,626 "Hot boiled beans and bacon for supper. Hurry up before it gets cold." 306 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:56,717 If you people think this is better than Tom Hanksgiving, you're all crazy. 307 00:18:57,305 --> 00:19:57,886 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org