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I like your suit.
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Oh, thanks. Got a couple
new outfits for work.
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How does it feel knowing
your fiancée's job
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is to go out
and flirt with doctors,
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looking like that,
while you sit here, you know...
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looking like this?
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She doesn't flirt
with doctors.
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Yeah. It's all
very professional.
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You know when you bend over,
I can see down your shirt?
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Okay, good.
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Speaking of new careers,
how are things going
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with dark matter,
Sheldon?
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Oh, yeah, I'd have to say
it's the most exiting time
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in the history of the field.
Oh.
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What's going on?
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I started doing it.
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
You know, the government funded
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the biggest experiment yet
to detect dark matter.
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Oh, yeah,
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I've read about that--
they're sending research teams
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down into abandoned salt mines.
You know, Sheldon,
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if we apply to be
one of those teams,
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we could be
on the ground floor
of something big--
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not just for theoretical physics
but for astrophysics as well.
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Wait, hang on-- you guys
are gonna work in a mine?
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Why not?
You had
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a panic attack when
we went through the car wash.
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Perhaps the emotion
you're referring to was shock
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at you having something cleaned.
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I think what Penny meant is,
the thought of you two
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in a mine is kind of funny--
it's like a cat riding a Roomba.
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(laughs)
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If they get scared,
they'll have those hats
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with the lights on them,
'cause down there
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it's night-night all the time!
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Maybe they could
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ride around in one of
those mine carts that go,
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(squeakily):
ee-oo-ee-oo-ee-oo.
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Yeah, it'll help them get away
when they see a gh-gh-ghost...!
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Are they making
fun of us?
Yup.
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I miss the old days
when I couldn't tell.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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So, one of my favorite
video games of all time
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is called Shadow
of the Colossus,
and it was only
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for PlayStation 2,
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but then they came out
with a new version
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for PS3 with better graphics.
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I finally got the chance
to play it,
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and for some reason, it just
wasn't as good as the first one.
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Or something about yoga.
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I'm sorry--
I was thinking about work.
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Well, I was just saying that
there was this video game...
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Yeah, that's when I started
thinking about work.
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Uh, listen, I've got
some good news.
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Hmm.
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This is for you.
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Huh.
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What is this?
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Well, you know how
they gave me the company car?
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Didn't make sense to have two,
so I sold the other one.
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The one I gave you?
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Yeah. And there's your money
back-- and now we're even.
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(laughs):
How great is that?
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Uh, yeah.
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What?
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Nothing.
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Oh, come on, Leonard, I know
the car was a thoughtful gesture
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and I really appreciate it,
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but it doesn't make sense
to have both.
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You're right.
What should
I have done?
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Taken a picture of us in the car
and put it in a pink frame
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with puffy paint around it
that says "best fiancé ever"?
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Doesn't sound that bad.
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Well, good, because...
that's why I did!
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Aw...
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Oh...
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thank you.
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That-that is so sweet.
No, it's not
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that sweet--
I paid for the frame
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with your money
and then got a massage.
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You know what, you don't
have to give me this.
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You keep it.
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Why?
The car
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was a gift-- it was something
you needed.
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I was happy to
help you out.
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And I really appreciate it,
but now I don't need it,
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so... here you go.
Well,
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this is silly-- so you
don't need the car,
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but you could use it to buy
yourself something else,
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like a... new purse to
put all this money in.
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Sweetie, I can buy my own stuff.
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I have a good job now.
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I know, and I'm
proud of you,
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but that doesn't mean I
can't do something nice.
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Like this.
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Okay, I don't want this
to turn into a fight.
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I don't, either.
Great.
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Thank you.
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Can you pass the salt, please?
Sure.
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In my mind, that broke
the tension with comedy
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and led to sex.
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(clears throat)
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Hey, Sheldon, you busy?
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I'm always busy.
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This mind is capable
of advanced multitasking.
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You know, currently,
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I'm attempting to solve
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the Penrose conjecture,
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I'm composing
my Nobel acceptance speech
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for when I've solved
the Penrose conjecture,
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and I'm wondering
how mermaids have babies.
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Don't they lay eggs on a rock?
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Now I've got room
for another thing.
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What do you want?
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So, I did a little
research on what
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the conditions are like
in the mines,
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and the guys might be right--
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sounds pretty rough
down there.
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For starters, it's very humid,
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and about a hundred degrees.
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Well, I'm from Texas
and you're from India--
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we're no strangers
to the fragrant armpit. Next.
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It's also a live mine, so
there'll be dynamite explosions
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going off in the distance.
Yeah, I have
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a lactose-intolerant roommate
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with a taste
for ice cream. Next.
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Oh, you have to be down there
for 12 hours at a time.
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Yeah? We have to be somewhere.
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Well, there's no toilets--
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we'll have to do our business
in a bucket.
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So it's settled--
we're not doing it.
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Look, I get it, but...
before we pass up
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on an incredible opportunity,
I was thinking about
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when Howard was training
to go to space,
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they put him
in a simulated environment.
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Interesting. You're
suggesting that we recreate
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the conditions
of the mine
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to see if we
can handle it.
Exactly.
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Very well.
So where
should we do it?
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Well, I'll just Google
"hot, dark and moist,"
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see what comes up.
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Uh, Sheldon...
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Oh, there, well, look,
there's all kinds of videos.
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(knocking)
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Hey, you got a sec?
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Hi. Sure.
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I was hoping we could talk
about the money again.
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Oh, sweetie,
just forget about it.
No, no, no, no,
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hear me out. I know things
got a little weird last night.
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Well, leaving an envelope full
of cash on my dresser after sex
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would count as weird.
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Well, I think I came up
with a pretty good solution.
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Mm.
Why don't we just put the money
in a joint account?
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It'll be our first
money together.
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We can use it for the wedding,
the honeymoon, whatever.
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You know what, that's great.
I love that!
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Yeah, of course you do--
I'm not just a genius in bed.
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(feminine voice):
You sure are, baby.
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You two want to be alone?
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I want you to know I get
why you don't want the money--
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you've got this new job,
you're excited
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about being financially
independent--
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and I am nothing
but proud of you.
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Oh, thank you so much.
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It feels so good
to hear you say that.
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And I want you
to know
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that I get this job
kind of changes
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the balance in our relationship,
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and... I'm trying
to be sensitive to that.
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What?
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Well, I just think that
maybe you're a little hung up
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on the money because
I'm less reliant on you now,
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and that's a little scary.
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Hmm.
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Maybe.
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Or maybe I tried
to do something nice
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and maybe you had
a problem with it
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because of your control issues.
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Control issues?
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Maybe.
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Or... maybe...
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now that I'm no longer
an out-of-work actress
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who can't pay
for her own dinner,
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that makes you
a little insecure.
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Well, I can't believe
you'd say that.
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You know how insecure I am
about my insecurities.
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You know what?
I'm sorry.
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It's stupid
to fight over money.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, too.
We're about to share
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the rest of our lives together.
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It's our money--
who cares who has it?
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Ugh! You're right--
who cares? Mm.
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Get that money
out of my back pocket
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or I will break your fingers.
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Huh. All this time
I never knew
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there were steam tunnels
down here.
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Most universities
have them.
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When I was an undergrad,
I spent three days in one
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pledging a sorority.
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Did you get in?
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No. They forgot I was there.
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But it really opened up
my pores.
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Well, according
to my research,
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the steam tunnels
below this access point
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should be the closest
analog to the mines.
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This is gonna be
so much more accurate
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than the steam room at the gym.
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Plus, there's almost no chance
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we'll see any
of our coworkers half naked.
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Or totally naked.
I love Howard,
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but the dude needs
a little shame.
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All right, Amy, this
walkie-talkie is yours.
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If we run into any problems,
I'll contact you.
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And if anything bad happens,
what's the rule?
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Save you first; come back
for Raj only if there's time.
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We're going
to be fine.
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(exhales)
Sheldon, I'm really impressed
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you're willing to try this.
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Well, admittedly,
this brushes up
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against my well-known aversions
to heat, small places,
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going below floor-level,
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dampness, hatches,
ladders,
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darkness, echoes,
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and eliminating in
Home Depot buckets.
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That last one is quite new,
but I have a feeling
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that's gonna rocket
to the top of the list.
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KOOTHRAPPALI (grunts):
I'm sweating already.
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Yeah, as the person beneath you,
allow me to say, I know.
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How hot is it?
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Uh, let's see.
704?
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No, wait, it's on "clock."
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No, the real answer
isn't much better.
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102 degrees.
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Well, that's what we wanted.
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This is as hot
as the mines will be.
True.
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Sheldon's Mine Simulation Log,
entry one.
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Koothrappali's restating
of the obvious
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is already getting on my nerves.
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Thanks again
for having us.
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Oh, of course. What did
you guys want to talk about?
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00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,337
Well, you know, now
that we're engaged,
250
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:42,840
we had some questions about how
you handle money as a couple.
251
00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:46,177
I told you they weren't gonna
ask us to swing with them.
252
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,814
I didn't think
they were going to.
253
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,415
I just wanted to have
a way to say no
254
00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,317
without hurting
Leonard's feelings.
255
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,488
Well... nailed it.
256
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,990
So what did you
want to know?
257
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,926
Well, do you guys ever
fight over money?
258
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,494
Sure, sometimes.
259
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,662
I mean, it can be
a little awkward
260
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,131
since I make so much more money
than Howie.
261
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,369
You didn't have to say
"so much more."
262
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,904
Well, I didn't have to,
but for the sake of accuracy
263
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,906
I felt that I should.
264
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,575
I brought a lot of
significant assets
265
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,243
into the
relationship, too.
266
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:23,114
Like what? Your incomplete set
of Star Trek collector plates?
267
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,550
For your information,
I just bought the last one
268
00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:27,885
I needed on eBay.
269
00:11:27,887 --> 00:11:29,587
Without asking me?
270
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:32,657
There were only three minutes
left in the auction
271
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:36,894
and it was a mint condition
Scotty from a smoke-free home.
272
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,231
How much, Howie?
273
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,199
Not a lot.
274
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,134
How much?
275
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:46,370
Let's not talk about this
in front of our friends.
276
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,640
Was it more or less
than falconry school?
277
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:56,080
For the tenth time,
that was a Groupon.
278
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,083
Like I would swing
with him.
279
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,688
(panting)
280
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,556
How you feeling?
281
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,024
Good.
282
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:09,894
Little claustrophobic.
283
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,295
Let's set up
the equipment.
284
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,564
It'll help take
your mind off of it.
285
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,668
Miners often sang mining songs
to keep their spirits up.
286
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,337
Do you know any
mining songs?
287
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,472
Just the hits.
288
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:25,142
♪ Where it's dark
as a dungeon ♪
289
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,478
♪ And it's damp
as the dew ♪
290
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,613
That's pretty.
291
00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,948
♪ Where the dangers
are double ♪
292
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:34,051
♪ And the pleasures
are few ♪
293
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:36,854
♪ Where the rain never falls ♪
294
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,523
♪ And the sun never shines ♪
295
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:42,460
♪ Yes, it's dark as a dungeon ♪
296
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,462
♪ Way down
in the mine ♪
297
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,664
It's a little more
bleak than I thought.
298
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:49,233
♪ Well, I pray
when I dead ♪
299
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:52,036
♪ And the ages shall roll ♪
300
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,772
♪ That my body will blacken ♪
301
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,208
♪ And turn into coal ♪
302
00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:00,611
Getting kind
of grim.
303
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,080
♪ Then I'll look
from the door ♪
304
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:06,217
♪ Of my heavenly home ♪
305
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,619
♪ And pity the miner ♪
306
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,956
♪ That mines my poor bones. ♪
307
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:18,129
Okay. How 'bout
a little Miley Cyrus next?
308
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,664
Who's he?
309
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:25,736
(stammers)
Talk about wasted money.
310
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,072
What about the late fees
on our credit card
311
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,740
because somebody didn't pay
the bill on time?
312
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,142
Well, maybe I would have paid it
313
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,611
if I wasn't also doing
everything else around here.
314
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,680
Oh, you're saying I don't do
anything around here.
315
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,918
Look at my chore chart.
316
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,455
She made him a chore chart.
I see it.
317
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:47,958
"Do the dishes."
There's a star right there.
318
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,895
That was a pity star. Putting
water in the roasting pan
319
00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:53,864
and leaving it in the sink
is not doing the dishes.
320
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:58,102
That pan had to soak
and you know it.
321
00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:00,237
Well, don't come crying to me
322
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,772
when you don't get
your allowance.
323
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:03,808
It's not an allowance.
324
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,176
It's a stipend!
325
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,011
And we said we weren't gonna
call it an allowance
326
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,245
in front of my friends.
327
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,483
(door slams)
328
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:15,286
I usually don't like
lemon bars,
329
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,655
but th-these are really good.
330
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:23,828
So, as Hannah
Montana, Miley
331
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,429
was a world-famous pop star.
332
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:27,431
But then she would take off
her wig and go to school
333
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,566
like a
normal girl.
334
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:29,734
Which, I don't have to tell you,
335
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,670
at that age,
is its own headache.
336
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:35,005
That's preposterous.
337
00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:38,109
How would she go unrecognized
just by wearing a wig?
338
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,111
But you're okay with Superman
concealing his identity
339
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,479
with a pair of glasses?
340
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,347
He doesn't just put on a pair
of glasses.
341
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,015
He combs back his curlicue
342
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:48,185
and affects
a mild-mannered personality.
343
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,521
AMY:
You guys doing
okay down there?
344
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:53,524
I told you to use
the walkie-talkie!
345
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:58,129
You guys doing okay down there?
346
00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:02,700
Please keep this channel clear
for emergencies. Thank you.
347
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:06,370
I'm going to the vending
machine. Do you want anything?
348
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:09,006
This is a simulation.
We have to survive
349
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:10,341
on the supplies we brought.
350
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,943
Okay, just checking.
351
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:15,846
We should have asked her
to get some Funyuns.
352
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,848
You're not going to have Funyuns
353
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,184
when we're a mile
below the surface of the Earth.
354
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,786
What if we brought them down
with us?
355
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,456
We'll take some Funyuns.
356
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,425
Anything else?
357
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,127
Some York Peppermint Patties,
358
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,796
a couple
of Dr. Peppers, and...
359
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,598
run to Best Buy and see if
they have a portable DVD player
360
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,135
and season one of a show
called Hannah Montana.
361
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,604
Have her get season two.
362
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,307
Season one,
it was still finding itself.
363
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,977
Sorry you guys
had to see that.
Oh,
364
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,312
don't apologize.
Yeah.
365
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,749
It just makes it a lot harder
to pretend it never happened.
366
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,884
Money's a sensitive subject
for Howie
367
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,820
because of the difference
in our income.
368
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,121
It really bothers him?
369
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,289
Well, sure.
There's still a lot of pressure
370
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,757
on guys to be providers.
371
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,625
So even though
he's happy for me,
372
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,461
it's just a little tough on him.
373
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,129
Uh-oh.
What?
374
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,363
Well,
375
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:07,565
if I do well in sales,
376
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,400
I could end up making a
lot more money than you.
377
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,402
Not a problem.
I grew up with a mother
378
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,070
who emasculated
my father financially
379
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,339
and in every other aspect
of his life, so...
380
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:19,743
...really, it's what I think
love looks like.
381
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,547
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna go check on him.
382
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,751
Maybe it's a good
thing we came here.
383
00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,920
It's like a lesson
in what not to do.
Yeah.
384
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,389
I don't want something dumb
like money to come between us.
385
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,592
It won't. Let's just promise
to figure this kind of stuff out
386
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:35,759
before we get married.
387
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:38,162
WOLOWITZ:
Why are you
being so bossy?!
388
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,030
BERNADETTE:
Why are you
being a baby?
389
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:42,566
WOLOWITZ:
I'm not a baby!
I'm a grown man,
390
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:45,970
and I made the bed.
Now where's my star?
391
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,341
Should we go?
Hang on.
392
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,910
I want to see if
he gets the star.
393
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:58,449
Oh, this heat is brutal.
394
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,918
As someone from the tropical
subcontinent of India,
395
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,454
you should know that fanning
yourself in a humid environment
396
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,956
only raises
your body temperature.
397
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,893
Huh. That does explain why
the servants used to look so hot
398
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,694
while they were fanning me.
399
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:14,431
Let's get our minds off
how uncomfortable we are.
400
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,700
We could take some more
simulated instrument readings.
401
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,035
My major focus
402
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,771
at the moment is keeping
my claustrophobia at bay.
403
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,306
How's that going?
You tell me.
404
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,241
I feel like I can't breathe,
405
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,844
and I am tempted
to crack you open
406
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,680
and suck the air
right out of your lungs.
407
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,384
Sheldon, if this is
too much, we can stop.
408
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,552
We're not stopping.
409
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,287
You don't have to
bite my head off.
410
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,888
I apologize.
411
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,290
I j...
412
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:42,226
I'm plagued
by an internal struggle.
413
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,894
If you would just use
the bucket,
414
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,330
you'd be
so much more comfortable.
415
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,466
My struggle is emotional.
416
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:51,201
Oh. Is it Amy?
417
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:53,370
It's dark matter.
418
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,706
When I entered
the field
419
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,108
of string theory,
I was a prodigy.
420
00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:02,212
I rose to a position of respect,
421
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,548
and I assumed
my career would continue
422
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,617
on that upward trajectory.
423
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,453
Now here I am in my 30s,
424
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:12,456
I'm back at square one.
425
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:15,859
And, frankly, it's frightening.
426
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:20,464
Sheldon, you know
what I think of when I'm scared?
427
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:21,832
Voyager.
428
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,234
Voyager the space probe
429
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,771
or Voyager
the Star Trek TV show?
430
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,340
The space probe.
431
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,008
Good.
Because I am too hot and tired
432
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,044
to go on about how much
I hate Voyager the TV show.
433
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,247
By the time
I was born,
434
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,583
Voyager 1's mission
was supposed to be over.
435
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:40,784
It had seen
436
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,787
Jupiter and Saturn
and all their moons,
437
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,056
but it kept going.
438
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,993
When I left India for America,
439
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,695
I was never more scared
in my life.
440
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:54,098
I had no idea
what lay ahead.
441
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,900
Whenever I feel that way,
I think about how...
442
00:18:56,902 --> 00:19:00,771
Voyager is still out there
443
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,440
somewhere
beyond our solar system,
444
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:06,143
going further than anyone
ever thought it could.
445
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:12,216
Don't leave!
You can do this!
446
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:16,186
Sheldon,
is everything okay?
447
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:17,755
It's too late for Koothrappali.
448
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:18,656
Let's go!
449
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:24,962
11 minutes.
That's longer than I thought.
450
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,464
KOOTHRAPPALI:
They're in my shirt!
451
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,500
They're in my shirt!
They're in my shirt!
452
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,706
Okay, this is definitely
the most fun thing we can do
453
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:36,774
with the money.
454
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:43,747
I've never done it on
a big old pile of cash before.
455
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:50,320
(high-pitched):
"Me neither, Leonard.
It's my first time, too."
456
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:57,127
I'm so sorry I made you feel bad
about the money stuff.
457
00:19:57,129 --> 00:20:00,297
It's okay.
No, it's not okay.
458
00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,633
I want us to be
partners, equals.
459
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,302
Adults in a mature
relationship.
460
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:07,371
I want that, too.
461
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,108
Now, let's talk about
your birthday party.
462
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,444
Ooh, laser tag,
laser tag.
Oh!
463
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,981
Do you really need me
to transcribe this?
464
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:19,316
You're not doing it for me.
465
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,318
You're doing it
for future generations
466
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,821
who will benefit
from my struggle.
467
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,691
Sheldon's Mine Simulation Log,
468
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,194
entry four:
469
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:33,997
my Kit Kat has melted.
470
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:37,501
All is lost.
471
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:40,037
You call yourself
a friend?!
472
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,305
I was trying
473
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:43,640
to help you!
And at the first sign of trouble
474
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:48,779
you ran away, leaving me
to fend off a family of rats!
475
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,115
You're a completely selfish
human being
476
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:54,785
and a... and a physical
and a moral coward!
477
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:59,656
His statements of the obvious
continue to annoy.
477
00:21:00,305 --> 00:22:00,674
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