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I recently read that during World War II...

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...Joseph Stalin had a research program
to create super soldiers...

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...by having women impregnated by gorillas.

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What a sick use of science.

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Hey, as long as the baby's healthy.

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I wonder if Stalin considered
any other animals.

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Hippos are the deadliest creature.

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A half-human, half-hippo soldier
would be pretty badass.

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Yes, but when they're hungry, hungry,
you can stop them with marbles.

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Yeah, the correct animal
for interspecies super soldier is koala.

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You would wind up with an army so cute,
it couldn't be attacked.

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But half-man, half-owl can fly...

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The answer is cuddly soldiers
with big flat noses. Moving on.

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- So, Penny, when's the new job start?
- Next Monday.

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Did you look over the materials I gave you?

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- Uh, not yet, but I will.
- Great. When?

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I said I'll get to it.

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I'm sensing awkwardness. Am I right?

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Yes.

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Swish.

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I don't want to be pushy, but you've
never done pharmaceutical sales before.

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You could use this time to get a head start.

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The first few weeks will be training.
They'll tell me everything I need to know.

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Imagine how impressed they'd be if you
showed up familiar with the material.

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So, what, you want me
to be like a teacher's pet?

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Couldn't hurt.

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I don't know. Who here has ever been hurt
because they were the teacher's pet?

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It's like the rest of the class
wanted Ms. McDonald to forget the quiz.

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Mrs. Davis...

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- ...guess who.
- Dr. Cooper.

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That's right. Good job.

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Hello. Uh...

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You wanted to see me?

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- Yes, welcome back.
- Thank you.

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I assume you'd like to reopen our dialogue...

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...about the university forcing me
to continue with string theory?

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You mean the dialogue that went,
"Please. No. Please. No. Please. No."?

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That's the one.

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I believe you went last, so please?

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Dr. Cooper, while you were away...

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...we came up with a solution that would
allow you to change your field of study.

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Wow.

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Pouting and running away actually worked.

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I must say that may not be a lesson
you want to reinforce with me.

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So, um, what is the solution?

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Currently, you're being paid under a grant
to specifically research string theory.

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If we promote you to junior professor,
you'll be able to choose...

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...whatever field of research you'd like.

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But if I'm a professor...

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- ...then I'll have to teach a class.
- That is correct.

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So your solution is to promote me...

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...and pay me more money...

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...so that I can impart my knowledge
to the next generation of scientists?

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Yes.

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You people are sick.

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Hey, ready to go to lunch?

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Give me a minute. I'm stimulating
the pleasure cells of this starfish.

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- I need to turn it off.
- What if you don't?

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I have to sit through lunch knowing
this starfish is having a better day than I am.

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Is Bernadette meeting us at the restaurant?

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- No, actually, I didn't invite her.
- How come?

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Ever since she helped me get this job,
she won't stop bugging me.

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Well, I think she just wants you to do well
and she's worried you won't...

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...because you were just
a stunningly poor waitress.

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That is not true.

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I'm still waiting on my mini corn dogs
from two years ago.

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I told you they'll be right out.

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Okay, so no Bernadette.

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Well, you saw her the other night.
Am I wrong?

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No, I just...

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I feel kind of uncomfortable talking
about her like this.

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Usually when someone's
being talked about behind their back...

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...it's me and it's right in front of my face.

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- I'm sorry. I just need a little break from her.
- I understand.

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You know...

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...there is some research that indicates...

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...that sharing negative attitudes
about a third party...

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...can be a powerful bonding force
between two friends.

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- So, what are you saying?
- I'm saying, in the spirit of science...

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...what is that little skank's problem?

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So I've been trying to come up with
a cute couple's nickname for me and Emily.

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What do you like better? Emipali?

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Or Koothrapemily?

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Why is it your last name
and her first name?

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Well, her last name is Sweeney,
and something just didn't seem right about...

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...Koothrapeeney.

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Hey, how'd it go with Human Resources?

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Awful. They're allowing me
to move on from string theory...

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...but they made me a junior professor
and are requiring me to teach a class.

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I don't understand.
Why is it bad you have to teach?

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What a stupid question.

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The kids are gonna love him.

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I can't believe I have to waste my time
babysitting a bunch of grad students...

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...who probably think dark matter
is what's in their diapers.

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This might not be that bad.

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- You like telling people they're wrong.
- Wrong.

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Just because I enjoyed that one
doesn't mean I always do.

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You enjoy giving people grades.

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A valid point, but unoriginal. B-minus.

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And you love the sound of your own voice.

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Well, of course I do. Listen to it.

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It's like an earful of melted caramel.

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Most importantly,
this will let you move on and study dark matter.

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It is true that many of my heroes
have taken students under their wings.

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Feynman. Einstein. Professor X.

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Humorously, in the case of Professor X...

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...some of his students actually had wings.
That's rich. Heh-heh.

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I'll use that one to lighten the mood
after my entire class fails the midterm.

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Measuring starfish serotonin levels...

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...in response to 1.2 molar stimulation
of pleasure cells.

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You like that, don't you?

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That's right, say my name.

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- Hey.
- Hey, what's going on?

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Not much. You wanna get a drink later?
Just the two of us?

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- No Penny?
- Not tonight. I'm a little frustrated with her.

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Because you got her the job,
and she should be working harder to prepare?

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So it's not just me. You see it too.

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I do. I see it.

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It's driving me crazy.

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Just this afternoon,
I saw an Instagram that instead of studying...

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...she went out to lunch
and got a manicure.

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That's outrageous.

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- I know.
- If she doesn't do well...

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...this could reflect poorly on you.

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Exactly. Does she not realize it?
Or does she not care?

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I don't know.

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The important thing is, I am here for you...

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...so we can mutually disparage
this unpleasing third party.

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Hey, we just wanted to see how your class
was going. Where is everybody?

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There is no class.

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Did you send everyone
to the principal's office already?

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No one signed up.

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Well, that's not your fault.

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I called the department secretary
to see what happened.

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Apparently, I have a reputation
for being obnoxious.

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What?

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Hey, Sheldon, I'm sorry.

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No, it's fine.

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Now I can devote all my time to dark matter.

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- Oh, you bought cookies for everyone?
- Oh, yes.

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Fig Newtons. I was going to ask them...

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...which scientist both helped
to develop calculus...

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...and had a famous cookie named after him.

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Then after someone said Newton,
I was going to tell them they're wrong.

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The cookies are named
after a town in Massachusetts.

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And then I'd throw the cookies away.

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Hey, what if I took your class?

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Why would you do that?

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- Why would you do that?
- What is wrong with you?

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I've been thinking about getting my doctorate,
and he wants to teach. Why not?

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Oh. Howard, I appreciate the gesture.

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But this is a graduate-level physics class.

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I don't think you'd understand
a single thing I was talking about.

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Ask, "Why not?" again. I've got an answer.

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Sheldon, I'm more than smart enough
to take your class.

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No.

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Yes.

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How would you determine the ground state
of a quantum system with no exact solution?

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Guess a wave function and vary its parameters
until I found the lowest energy solution.

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Hmm.

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Do you know how to integrate X squared
times E to the minus X without looking it up?

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I'd use Feynman's trick,
differentiate under the integral sign.

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Okay.

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Uh...

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What is the correct interpretation
of quantum mechanics?

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Every interpretation gives the same answer
to every measurement. They're all correct.

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You believe in the many worlds
interpretation, so I'll say that.

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Now do you think I'm smart enough?

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No.

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Oh, come on. You might have gone
to school for a couple more years than me.

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But guess what,
engineers are just as smart as physicists.

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Ah! You take that back.

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No.

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So after drinks with Bernadette, I get home,
and Penny calls to complain about her.

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And while I'm taking to Penny,
I get a text from Bernadette.

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I am trying to prepare my lesson plan
for Howard.

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Why are you telling me this?

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Because it's taken 15 years,
but high school is finally awesome.

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I love them both...

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...but I'm in the center now,
and I love that even more.

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Amy, please.

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I am trying to figure out a way...

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...to intellectually emasculate
a dear friend of mine.

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- But I'm just...
- Not now.

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You better watch that attitude, buddy.
You're dating the popular girl now.

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You're up late.

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I'm working on my lesson plan for Wolowitz.

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He is going to be so lost.

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Look at this section over here.

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Even I don't really understand it.

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Sheldon, why are you doing this?

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I'm a teacher, Leonard. It's my job.

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No, why are you going to so much trouble
to prove that you're smarter than Wolowitz?

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Oh, it's no trouble. It's actually a pleasure.

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Wanna know what I think?

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I think the idea that someone could be
as smart as you or even smarter...

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...scares the pants off you,
and you can't deal with it.

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Interesting point.

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But you're suggesting that I have emotional
issues below my consciousness...

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...which drive my behavior.

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Thus causing me to lash out
at anything or anyone...

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...that threatens my intellectual superiority.

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Might be something to think about.

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- Leonard.
- Yeah.

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Howard's allergic to peanuts.
How can I use that against him?

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Hey.

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Okay, now that everyone's here,
we can begin.

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Before we do, I just talked to Leonard.

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And, heh, if you're gonna spend
all your time trying to belittle me...

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...by making this class unnecessarily hard,
then I'm out.

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If you're interested in making
a sincere effort to be a good teacher...

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...then I'm willing to give this a shot.

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I suppose that's a fair request.

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There's no reason we both can't benefit
from this experience.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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Well, then, first things first.

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Are you familiar
with the Brachistochrone Problem?

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- I am.
- Good.

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And how it relates
to the calculus of variations?

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- It's an inverted cycloid.
- Wonderful.

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- Now what about Euler-Lagrange theorems?
- That's where I'm a little fuzzy.

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Ha! I knew it. All right. Now.

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We have a lot of information
to cover before your first test.

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Which, by the way, is in eight minutes.

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The good news is I'm grading on a curve,
so you're pretty much guaranteed a C.

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All I do is win, win, win, no matter what

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What are you doing?

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Everybody's hands go up, up

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And they stay there

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- What are you doing?
- If you're gonna be a crappy teacher...

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...then I'm gonna be a crappy student.

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Ungh, ungh, Ludacris going in on the verse
'Cause I never been defeated and I...

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Stop it.

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This is a classroom.
This is not American Bandstand.

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Okay, now where was I?
Let's see. Oh, yes, over here.

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What are you doing now?

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I'm making a straw.

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00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:18,481
- Why?
- So I can shoot you with a spitball.

240
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,777
You're not going to do that,
and I'll tell you why.

241
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,863
This is an institution of higher learning.

242
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:28,449
I am your professor,
and you're going to treat me with the prop...

243
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,000
You shot your spit in my mouth.

244
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,754
Is that gonna be on the test?
Because I don't think I can do that again.

245
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:49,304
Hey, girlfriend. Can I get a "what what"?

246
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,681
What?

247
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,517
Close enough. Um...

248
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,644
I was just calling
to see what you were up to.

249
00:14:56,812 --> 00:15:02,150
Thought maybe we could hit up Color Me Mine.
Maybe sneak in some pinot gris? Whatevs.

250
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,904
Oh, thanks, but I'm gonna stay in
and go over the stuff Bernadette gave me.

251
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,071
Oh.

252
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,325
Oh, I hear you.
Try and get that nag off your back, right?

253
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:14,996
I mean, you're not a bicycle.
Why she riding you like that?

254
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,918
I think she was just trying to help.
Plus, I really want to do well at this job.

255
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,794
Okay, good luck, and call me later.

256
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:25,548
You know, if you decide
she's a bitch or something.

257
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,096
Hey, girlfriend.

258
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,807
- Hey, Amy.
- Tonight. You. Me. Color Me Mine.

259
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:39,103
Maybe we sneak in some pinot.
Make it Color Me Wine.

260
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:42,815
That sounds fun, but I promised Penny
I'd come by and help her study.

261
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:48,571
Oh, well, good luck getting her to do that.
She's probably out getting another manicure.

262
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,866
You remember when she did that?
You remember?

263
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,703
I was probably being too hard on her.
We talked. We're good.

264
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:58,873
Oh, great. I'm happy for you guys.

265
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:03,211
When the two of you aren't getting along,
it puts me in a really weird position.

266
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,880
Don't worry. Everything's back to normal.

267
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:09,467
You mean like where she's nice to your face?
Okay, got it. Bye.

268
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,056
Hey, boyfriend.

269
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:18,559
Can't talk. Spitball. Probably gonna die.

270
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,236
- Well?
- Sheldon, I promise...

271
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,614
...your uvula does not have an STD.

272
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,368
Are you sure?

273
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:38,871
It doesn't feel as innocent as it used to.

274
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,960
You reported me to Human Resources?

275
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,797
You violated the sanctity of my mouth.

276
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,092
Well, I dropped your class,
so I hope you're happy.

277
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,761
I told you, you weren't smart enough
to take it.

278
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:57,974
I'm smart enough. Asking me about a topic
I'm not familiar with doesn't prove anything.

279
00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,934
I could do the same to you.

280
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,812
- Try me.
- Okay.

281
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,524
You enjoy making fun
of engineering so much.

282
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,902
How do you quantify the strength
of materials?

283
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,487
Young's modulus.

284
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,657
- Is that right?
- Yeah.

285
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,288
Okay, how do you prevent
eddy currents in a transformer?

286
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,623
Laminate the core material.

287
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,293
- Come on, give him a hard one.
- That was a hard one.

288
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:31,758
All right, how does the flow rate
in a pipe depend on its diameter?

289
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,970
You don't know, do you?

290
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,976
What's the matter, smart guy?
Don't know Poiseuille's Law?

291
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,860
Thank goodness, I got it.

292
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,990
Now I can quit checking my stool.

293
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:04,874
Okay, what are the potential side effects
for our erectile dysfunction drug?

294
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:08,503
- Headaches, dizziness, and nausea.
- Yes.

295
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,254
Those are also the side effects...

296
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:13,716
...of having a 75-year-old man
with an erection climb on top of you.

297
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:17,095
- Want to stop here?
- Uh, no, I can keep going.

298
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,806
No, you got this.
Let's go for a drink. I'll call Amy.

299
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,600
Good. She seemed like
she really wanted to go out tonight.

300
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,486
Hey, girl.

301
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:42,411
Okay, next question. For the Butterfinger...

302
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:45,081
...how long is a galactic year?

303
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,999
- Two-hundred-and-fifty million years.
- Yes.

304
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,961
Yay!
- You got it.

305
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:54,215
Okay, this one is for a Cadbury Creme Egg.

306
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,052
Ah! It's not even Easter time. This is crazy.

307
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:03,558
Which Archimedean solid
has 20 regular triangular faces...

308
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,060
...30 square faces, 12 pentagonal faces...

309
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:10,148
...60 vertices, and 120 edges.

310
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,025
ALL
The rhombicosidodecahedron.

311
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,777
Yes.
Yay!

312
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:19,198
- We are so smart.
- Why didn't girls like us in high school?

313
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:22,243
- We were awkward, weird, couldn't play sports.
- Right again.

314
00:19:23,305 --> 00:20:23,340
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