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Gentlemen, Star Wars Day
is rapidly approaching.

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We should finalize our plans.

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What? That's a real thing?

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What is it, Star Wars Christmas?

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No. Don't be ridiculous.

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That's Wookie Life Day.

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So when is it?

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Well, it's not May the fifth,

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and it's not May the third...

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It's May the fourth.

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Get it?

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May the "fourth" be with you?

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"May the force be with you."
Get it?

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Oh, no, this face
wasn't because I didn't get it.

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♪ (THEME SONG PLAYS)

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- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
- Come in.

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Hey, you got a second?

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Yes. Actually, I'm glad you're here.

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I'm working on
the Star Wars Day schedule.

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Now, I have a window built in
after Phantom Menace,

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for complaining, but...

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I'm worried an hour
won't be enough time.

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Sheldon, I've got some bad news.

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What is it?

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I just read online that
Arthur Jet-fries passed away.

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Professor Proton is dead?

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Sorry, buddy.

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What are you doing?

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Comforting you?

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Your heart might be
in the right place,

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but your head, chest
and arms certainly aren't.

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Anyway, the funeral's on Sunday.

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But, that's Star Wars Day.

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Yeah...

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Of all the things about this
that are sad,

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that might not be number one.

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You OK?
I know he meant a lot to you.

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I'm fine.

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OK.

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Yet he cried when they changed
the Raisin Bran box.

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This is something
interesting, boys and girls.

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After an owl eats,
he spits up part of his meal,

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that he can't digest,
in the form of a pellet.

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Is... Isn't that a hoot?
(CHUCKLES)

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We'll be right back
after I fire my writers.

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- (OWL HOOTS)
- Oh, shut up.

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Watching your old friend?

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Yes. Look at him, Amy.

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It's such a shame.

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Struck down
in the prime of my life.

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Do you want me to go to
the funeral with you?

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- I'm not going to the funeral.
- Why not?

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All those people
blowing their noses.

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You can't tell the sick
from the sad.

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I'll be at home celebrating
Star Wars Day, as planned.

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Are you sure you don't
want to go say good-bye?

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Amy, mourning the inevitable
is a complete waste of time.

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And watching a bunch
of goofy space movies

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you've seen hundreds
of times isn't?

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If we were in
a physical relationship,

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you just lost sex tonight.

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Hey, guys.

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Hey, Penny.
Happy Star Wars Day.

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OK.

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Can I make you breakfast?

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Admiral Ackbar's Snack Bar
is open for business.

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No, thanks. Leonard and I
are just going to the funeral.

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You sure? Not even coffee?

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We have R2-Decaf.

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Maybe a nice Cafe Au Leia?

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And if you're not
in the mood for coffee,

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I can always make you
a Chai Tea-3PO.

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I get it... like C-3PO.

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What happened to me?

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- Hey, Sheldon, you want anything?
- No, thank you.

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You're being so quiet.

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Are you upset
or are you just rebooting?

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I'm fine.

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Sweetie, are you sure you don't want
to come with us to the funeral?

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I appreciate the offer,
but Arthur is gone

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and there's nothing
I can do about it.

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When Darth Vader
struck down Obi-Wan,

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did Luke cry like a baby
and go to his funeral?

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No, he blew up the Death Star.

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Why do I know this?!

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Arthur Jeffries was a scientist.

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I'm sure he didn't care about
silly superstitions like funerals.

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You know, if he were here,

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I think he'd say,
"Enjoy Star Wars Day."

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He was 84.
He'd say, "Where's my pudding?"

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Before you go, at least
let me pack you some

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Attack of the Scones
for the road.

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Oh, like Attack of the Clones.

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We are leaving right now!

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Arthur passing away
was harder on Sheldon

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than he's ready to admit.

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Really hoping this will cheer him up.

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Me, too.

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Although, it might've been
thoughtless of us

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to bake a Death Star cake.

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No, it combines two of
Sheldon's favorite things:

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chocolate chips and the ability
to destroy a planet

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at the push of a button.

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Well, anyway, it'll be
a nice surprise for the boys.

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And Howie doesn't think
I take his interests seriously,

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so hopefully this will keep
him fooled for a while.

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OK, let's get the fondant
and start decorating.

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This is pretty cool.

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You don't see too many
spherical cakes.

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(SPLATS)

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I wonder why that is.

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I have a confession to make.

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I've never been
to a funeral before.

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Really?

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I just never knew anyone that died.

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I had a pet pig
when I was a kid.

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I mean, when he died,
we didn't have a funeral,

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we had a barbecue.

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Yeah, we won't be
eating Arthur tonight.

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I didn't know him very well,
but I still really liked him.

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It's weird that he's... just gone.

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I know.

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I feel like I want to cry.

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Oh, that's... that's fine.

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Go ahead.

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I can't do it with you staring at me.

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Sorry.

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No, I'm dry.

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You're a big crybaby.
You start, I'll join in.

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I am not a crybaby.

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Toy Story 3?

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The toys were holding hands
in a furnace!

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Look, Arthur lived a full life.

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And he inspired a lot of people.

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Sure, he was
my childhood hero, but...

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the fact that I got
to work with him,

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side by side, before he...

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died was...

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(VOICE BREAKING) It was a gift.

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It was a gift.

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Thank you for being the emotional one
in this relationship.

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- I got your back.
- Yeah.

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OK, here we go.

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Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

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(GROANS)
Let's get this over with.

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Since we all agree
Episode I isn't our favorite,

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maybe we just skip it this time.

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Yeah, Howard,
I think you of all people

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should avoid espousing
the principle

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that if something
is not our favorite,

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we should just get rid of it.

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You know, I heard this way
of watching the movies

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called the Machete Order,
where you watch Episodes IV and V,

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then skip Episode I,

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watch ll and Ill as a flashback,

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and then finish with VI.

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OK, so you'd lose
most of Jar Jar,

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all the trade route talk,
and the boring senate hearings,

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which are like watching C-SPAN
with monsters.

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Get rid of the trade route part?
Then how would Palpatine

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get Chancellor Valorum
kicked out of office?

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How would he get
himself elected? How?

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Can we get through one holiday

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without you saying
something ridiculous?

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It was just a suggestion.

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Well, you know what else
was just a suggestion?

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"Why don't we change
the Raisin Bran box?"

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And you know
who got hurt by that?

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Every single person
who eats breakfast!

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I think he's taking this Professor
Proton thing pretty hard.

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Should we try to console him?

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Or... should we respect his privacy
in this moment of grief?

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By staying here
and watching the movie.

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That's what
good friends would do!

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(ORCHESTRAL SCORE)

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Well, at least
without Sheldon here,

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we got to start with Episode IV.

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True.

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- I do feel guilty about him.
- Me, too.

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- Maybe we should see how he's doing.
- Yeah.

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- But after the cantina scene.
- Obviously.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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Look at Arthur,
cracking up at a joke I told him.

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I'll never hear
that laugh again.

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MAN: You never heard it that time.

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Arthur!

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I thought you were dead.

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I am.

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Oh, it's fantastic.

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I mean, this is the longest
that I've gone

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without running into a men's room

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in... in years.

193
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Why are you here?

194
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I don't know. I was...

195
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I was hoping I was going
to haunt my ex-wife.

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I know why.

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You've come to me because...
you're my Obi-Wan.

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I'm... I'm not...
I'm not familiar with that.

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Is... Is that an...

200
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an Internet?

201
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:07,006
Wow. You're dead,
so I'm going to let that slide.

202
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Obi-Wan Kenobi is a character
from Star Wars.

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After his physical demise,
he comes to Luke Skywalker

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as his mentor in spirit form.

205
00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,561
Well, that...
that clears that up.

206
00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,361
You must be here
to give me advice.

207
00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,763
Well, this... this is weird.

208
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Most-most of my robes open in...

209
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in the back.

210
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,921
Those are your Jedi robes.

211
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,042
Wait. What...?

212
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,407
What... what is this?

213
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,045
Be careful with that!

214
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,405
Whoa! (CHUCKLES)

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00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,164
Neato.

216
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I'm... I'm gonna need a Band-Aid.

217
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So... what did you think
of your first funeral?

218
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Well, I don't want to be a jerk,
but it was kind of a bummer.

219
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Yeah, well, when I die,
you can rent a bounce house.

220
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You think about dying?

221
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Well, I think more about
if I'd have any regrets.

222
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What would you regret?

223
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You know,
that I didn't travel more,

224
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take more risks,
learn another language.

225
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You know Klingon.

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- That's true.
- No, I meant that as a regret.

227
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I just thought of one more.

228
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What's that?

229
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I regret not saying "yes"
when you asked me to marry you.

230
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Well, it just wasn't the right time.

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00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,923
Yeah.

232
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,889
And this is also
not the right time.

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Do not propose.

234
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- What?
- I know that face.

235
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That's your propose face.

236
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I was not gonna propose.
It's already two to one.

237
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What's two to one?

238
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I proposed twice,
you proposed once. Two to one.

239
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Oh, my... It's not a contest.

240
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I don't know what
you're upset about.

241
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- I'm the one who's losing.
- OK.

242
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Fine. Would you feel
better if I propose

243
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so you could turn me down again?

244
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Yeah, I think I would.

245
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OK. Leonard,
will you marry me?

246
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Hm...

247
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No, don't you dare.

248
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You reject me right
now and tie things up.

249
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It's just such a big decision.

250
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I don't want to have any regrets.

251
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Did you ever watch Professor Proton
when you were a kid?

252
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No. My dad controlled the TV,

253
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so unless someone
was a Texas Ranger,

254
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Jake or the Fatman,
we didn't see it.

255
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,521
I never watched him, either,
but he seems to be the reason

256
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that Sheldon got interested
in science.

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Not me. I got into science

258
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'cause I was always
the smallest kid in school,

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so I thought if I
became a scientist,

260
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I could invent a formula
that made me taller.

261
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That's cute.

262
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Yeah, I thought it was working
for a while,

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but then I found out
my brother was just

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lowering the pencil marks
on the door frame.

265
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How about you?

266
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Oh, I guess it must have been
back when I was in the Girl Sprouts.

267
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Girl Sprouts?

268
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My mom made it up as an
alternative to the Girl Scouts.

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She didn't want me selling cookies
on some street corner "like a whore."

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How did that get
you into science?

271
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Oh, I went to the library
and took out a book on biology

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to see what whores did.

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On the one hand, if I say yes...

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This isn't funny anymore.

275
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Just say no
so we're done with this.

276
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Will you marry me or not?

277
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Ooh, interesting. Did you just
propose to me again?

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No.

279
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Really? Because I just heard,
"Will you marry me?"

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That's two proposals, one day.

281
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Sounds like someone wants
to spend the rest of her life

282
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telling people how to spell
the name Hofstadter.

283
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,891
You know what? Fine.
Do whatever you want.

284
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Hey.

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Penny, don't get upset.

286
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Here.

287
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I love you, but, no,
I will not marry you.

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Thank you.

289
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Now, about that second proposal.
On the one hand...

290
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Where... where... where are we?

291
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This is the swampland
of Dagobah.

292
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It's where Luke was trained
in the ways of the Jedi.

293
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Too bad.
I thought it was Florida.

294
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When Obi-Wan came to Luke
on this very spot,

295
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he gave him all sorts
of helpful advice.

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So, um...

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what do you got for me?

298
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Um...

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Always...

300
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get... get a prenup.

301
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That's it?

302
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,923
I thought there'd be more
of a reason why you're here.

303
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:45,562
Well, why do you think I'm here?

304
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:49,127
I suppose it has something to do
with your recent passing.

305
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Is this the... the first time
you've lost, you know,

306
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someone close to you?

307
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,081
Oh, no. No.

308
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I've already had to say good-bye
to 11 Dr. Whos.

309
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Yeah, I've... I've outlived
a few of my doctors, too.

310
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Of course, my grandfather
died when I was five.

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My father died when I was 14.

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I'm... I'm sorry about that.

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And now you're gone, too.

314
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It's like all the men I've
looked up to have gone away.

315
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:30,121
Well, you know, it's...
it's OK to...

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to be sad about them.

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00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:36,727
Just... just make sure,
you know, you appreciate...

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those who...
who are still there for you.

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But I do appreciate them.

320
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,005
Well, then...

321
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:50,085
what am I doing in a swamp...

322
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dressed like Friar Tuck?

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Appreciate them, Sheldon.

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(KNOCKING)

325
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,766
Hey, buddy.

326
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,843
Heard you're having a rough day.
You all right?

327
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I'm OK.

328
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,568
How was the funeral?

329
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,841
It was nice, you know.

330
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,207
A lot of people showed up,

331
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told some great stories about him.

332
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:29,807
Did you know that Arthur's son
is a high school sci...?

333
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,403
Hey, the guys are about
to start Jedi.

334
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,046
- You want to go watch?
- I do.

335
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:55,248
After I make them go back and
watch one through five first.

336
00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:01,487
- Sheldon, that'll take us all night.
- That's true.

337
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,922
It's a good thing I had a nap.

338
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,122
Boy, some of the physical comedy
with Jar Jar

339
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,442
is a little tough to watch.

340
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,483
At least they toned him down
in the second one.

341
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,841
Yeah, he is pretty stupid.

342
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,244
Hey, we can say it. You can't.

343
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,086
- Hey, guys.
- Happy Star Wars Day!

344
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,889
(ALL EXCLAIMING, LAUGHING)

345
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,570
A Death Star cake!

346
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,400
Yeah, we were hoping
it might cheer you up.

347
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,283
And even though it meant
we had to miss the movies,

348
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,771
we could still be
part of the fun.

349
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,000
Well, you didn't miss anything.
We just started over.

350
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,769
Son of a bitch.

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♪ (ORCHESTRAL SCORE)

352
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,571
You're back.

353
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,728
Yeah, apparently...

354
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,451
I'm here whenever...
whenever you need me.

355
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,369
That's nice.

356
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,324
Maybe for you.

357
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,127
Why do I need you now?

358
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,641
Well, as near as I could tell,

359
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,883
you fell asleep watching Star Wars,

360
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,647
and now you're dreaming
you're watching Star Wars.

361
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,404
So?

362
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,447
I mean, don't you see
a problem there?

363
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:37,208
I mean, how you're spending
your limited time on earth?

364
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,411
Not at all.

365
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,047
OK, good luck to you.

366
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,922
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