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I must say, Penny,
this is great fun.
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Glad you're
enjoying yourself.
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Until I met you and Bernadette,
my trips to the bathroom
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had been entirely focused
on elimination.
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Now they have a delightful
social aspect.
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Amy, you must've been
in the bathroom
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with other women before.
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Of course I have.
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But they were strangers
and seemed off-put
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when I engaged in friendly
stall-to-stall chit-chat.
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Some women don't
like to get chummy
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when their panties are down.
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You okay in there, bestie?
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I'm fine...
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The reason I ask is
that many people
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experience bladder shyness;
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the inability to pass uri...
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Yeah, I said I'm fine.
Stop talking to me.
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She always this crabby
when she urinates?
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We're really not that close.
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Screw it.
I'll go later.
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And I'll be right
by your side.
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Did I tell you
Priya invited
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me and Howard to have dinner
with her and Leonard?
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Oh, that's nice.
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No, it's not.
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It's a strategic maneuver.
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Leonard's new girlfriend is
testing Bernadette's loyalty
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to you and the group.
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That bitch is crafty.
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- You think?
- Of course.
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How does the cheetah attack
a herd of wildebeests?
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By going after
its weakest member.
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Well, what makes me
the weakest member?
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Your trusting nature coupled
with your teeny-tiny body.
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You wouldn't last a minute
on the Serengeti.
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Okay, Amy,
you're being silly.
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I'm not concerned about
who hangs out with who.
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And I certainly
don't have a problem
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with Leonard's new girlfriend
who wears way too much makeup.
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Ooh, these are cute.
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Of course if I buy them,
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I'll have to rent
my womb out to a gay couple.
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It doesn't matter. I'm going to
tell her we can't make it.
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Oh, no. You have to go.
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I don't understand.
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I thought I was
a teeny-tiny wildebeest.
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You are-- with hair
that smells like strawberries.
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And we're going to use that
to our advantage.
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Wait. What are you
talking about?
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By accepting the invitation,
Bernadette becomes
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a double agent
inside the enemy camp.
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She could ferret out
Priya's tactics,
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identify her weaknesses
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and feed her false
information, such as:
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Leonard's no stranger
to back-alley cockfights.
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I don't know.
I'm not a very good liar.
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They kind of whup that
out of you in Catholic school.
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Don't worry.
I'll teach you.
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I did two years
of Cub Scouts
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before they found
out I was a girl.
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Okay, I don't
know you people.
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I'm just an innocent
woman wondering
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if this shoe store will
take my Texaco card.
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How do you feel about
concealing a recording device
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in the cleavage of
your ample bosom?
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I don't want anything
in my ample bosom.
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Come on, Strawberries.
Take one for the team.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x22 ♪
The Wildebeest Implementation
Original Air Date on May 5, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
-- Resync to The Big Bang Theory S04
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- Okay, see you later.
- Good news.
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I finally have a handle on my
idea for three-person chess.
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That is good news. Bye.
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Uh, do you know
how I solved
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the balanced center
combat-area problem?
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Five words:
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transitional quadrilateral
to triangular tessellation.
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That... that's brilliant.
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It's what I do.
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But wait, there's more.
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I also invented
two new chess pieces.
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The serpent...
and the old woman.
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Okay, now I have to ask.
What do they do?
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When the serpent slithers
to an opposing player's piece,
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that piece
is considered poisoned
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and will die
after two more moves.
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All right.
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Unless... it gets to
the old woman in time,
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in which case
she sucks out the poison,
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turning her into
the Grand Empress:
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a piece combining the power
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of the knight, queen
and serpent.
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Elegant.
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That's because it's simple.
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Okay, well, I look forward
to playing with you.
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And...
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And what?
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And a third person.
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It's three-person chess.
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I must say,
ever since you started
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having regular intercourse, your
mind has lost its keen edge.
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You should reflect on that.
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Excuse me, but Einstein had
a pretty busy sex life.
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Yes, and he never unified
gravity with the other forces.
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If he hadn't been
such a hound dog,
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we'd all have time machines.
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Got it. Bye.
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You know I'm right.
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I think he's getting worse.
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Oh, my metatarsal are barking.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
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I'm just breaking in
some new shoes.
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- Very pretty.
- Thank you.
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Did you know that women
wear high heels
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to make the buttocks
and breasts more prominent?
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Hadn't really thought about it.
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Look.
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Uh, sure. Very... prominent.
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Please, Leonard, don't leer,
you have a girlfriend.
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- Sorry.
- So, are you off to dinner
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with Priya, Howard
and Bernadette?
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Yeah. How did you know?
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I heard it at the mall,
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when I was shopping
with my girlfriends,
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'cause, you know,
that's kind of my life now.
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Have a good night.
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Try not to ogle my caboose
as I walk away.
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- Hey, you.
- Hi.
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Hey, Raj, will you
be joining us for dinner?
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The lonely guy
and the two happy couples?
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I'd rather get a prostate exam
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from a leper who walks away
with nine fingers.
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Oh, would you please stop
feeling sorry for yourself?
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I have to feel sorry for myself.
I'm the only one who cares.
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Just like I'm the only one
who'll have sex with me.
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Really? In front
of your sister?
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We shared a room growing up.
This is not news to me.
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Excuse me. I'm going to go
wander the streets alone.
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Invisible, unwanted and unloved;
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a pathetic shadow
in a city with no heart.
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I forgot my windbreaker.
It's chilly.
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I don't understand. Is this
a way to break in new shoes?
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No. Once these puppies
touch the ground
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they're mine,
and I'll have to wear them
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walking up and down
Hollywood Boulevard
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in order to pay them off.
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Pretty, pretty, pretty.
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Good news: the wildebeest
is in the curry.
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The what?
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Bernadette is with
Priya and Leonard.
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Message received.
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Commence operation
"Priya Wouldn't Wanna Be-ya."
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Hey. Seriously?
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Didn't you get enough of this
cliquey crap in high school?
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I wish. A clique
requires friends.
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- I didn't have any.
- None?
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I used to take my lunch
down to the maintenance room
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and eat with the janitor.
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It was nice until his wife
called me a puta
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and made me stop.
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Hang on.
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It's the wildebeest.
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Priya just made a snide comment
about your acting career.
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W-What the hell did she say?
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She thinks it's cool
you're following your dream,
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no matter what.
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That bitch!
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How do you want
to handle it?
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Um, okay.
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Tell Bernadette to tell Priya
that I'm on my way to Prague
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to shoot a movie
with Angelina Jolie.
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Got it.
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Is it going
to be in 3-D?
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What? I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
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I'm gonna say 3-D.
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That'll let her know
the studio has faith in it.
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You're kidding. 3-D?
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That's what I hear.
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Then the studio
must have real faith in it.
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Wonder why she
didn't tell me.
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Have you been spending time
with your ex-girlfriend?
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No...
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Then why are you surprised
she didn't tell you?
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Well, it's not as much
"surprised" as
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you know...
uh... the other thing.
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What other thing?
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Well, if you... uh...
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I don't... oh...
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What's the word I'm looking for?
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I'm not going to help you.
This is hilarious.
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She's also dating an astronaut.
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Wow. That's very impressive.
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00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:23,510
Yeah. But Leonard's
impressive, too.
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Thank you.
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"Befuddled."
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The word I was looking for
was "befuddled."
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Knight to old woman...
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six-and-a-third.
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Brilliant move.
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Thank you.
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00:10:09,180 --> 00:10:11,950
Will the two of you excuse me?
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I need a hug.
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Sorry, I have company.
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00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,830
Come on, Sheldon, open the door.
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I don't want to hug you.
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00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:34,500
I don't want to
hug you, either.
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I was just
feeling blue.
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Blue, as in depressed.
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00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:40,840
Well, not so much
depressed as lonely.
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I don't know what
color lonely is.
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00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:45,850
- What?
- Red is angry;
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yellow is frightened;
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green is jealous;
and blue is depressed.
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Perhaps we can assign
a color to lonely.
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Nothing rhymes with orange.
It's probably lonely.
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All right. Come in.
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00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:03,530
You look positively
orange with loneliness.
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00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,390
No, I don't see that
catching on at all.
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00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:09,310
What are you doing?
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00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:11,210
I'm working on my
three-person chess game.
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Oh, cool. Can I play?
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00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:18,050
It's three-person chess.
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Did you bring a friend?
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00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,350
No.
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00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:23,850
Then as a mental exercise
I invite you
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to figure out why the two of us
can't play three-person chess.
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Can you believe this guy?
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00:11:35,430 --> 00:11:36,870
Social protocol does, however,
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require me to bring you
a hot beverage
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in your time of need.
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00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,040
No, thank you. I'm fine.
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It's not optional.
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00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:47,010
We're out of tea.
I hope you like bouillon.
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I, uh, I guess you're probably
wondering what's got me down.
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Actually, I was wondering
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if I could add
a third new chess piece.
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00:11:54,820 --> 00:11:58,370
How do you think people
would feel about Prince Joey--
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the king's feeble-minded
but well-meaning cousin?
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00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,130
I'm going to be 30 years old,
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00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:06,230
and I have no one in my life
to love me.
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00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:08,900
I'm such a basket case, I can't
even talk to a woman
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00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,930
without having alcohol
in my body.
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The fun thing about
Prince Joey
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is every time he moves,
there's a one-in-five chance
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he'll kill himself.
254
00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:22,650
Sheldon, listen to me.
255
00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:25,250
I have a big decision to make,
and I'm scared.
256
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:28,220
Yellow. Go ahead.
257
00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:29,670
A friend at the School
of Pharmacology
258
00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:31,390
gave me these new pills
they're testing.
259
00:12:31,390 --> 00:12:32,760
He says it's
the next big thing
260
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,160
for social anxiety disorder.
261
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,530
Fascinating.
What's in it?
262
00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:37,960
I'm not sure.
263
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,260
Some sort of beta-blocker
attached to a molecule
264
00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:43,270
extracted from
the urine of cows.
265
00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:45,400
I like cows.
266
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,600
That's not the point.
267
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,270
It was its own
point. Go on.
268
00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:50,910
I'm a scientist.
269
00:12:50,910 --> 00:12:53,240
My ability to think
is my bread and butter.
270
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,080
I'm afraid if I take this,
I might lose
271
00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:58,980
that special, unique something that
makes me so successful in my field.
272
00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:02,490
Rajesh, I've had
the privilege
273
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,490
of working alongside
you for many years.
274
00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:09,690
My recommendation is that you
gobble these up like Tic Tacs.
275
00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:18,540
Okay, I'm still trying
to work this out.
276
00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:21,510
How did Penny meet an astronaut?
277
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:22,470
I don't know.
278
00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:25,830
The regular way
people meet astronauts.
279
00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:28,580
Most of those
guys live in Texas.
280
00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:31,380
Obviously, this one doesn't.
281
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:33,720
Okay.
282
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,620
Leonard lives here.
Priya's from India.
283
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:38,060
People meet, Howard.
God!
284
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:40,520
Fine.
285
00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:41,830
You've met lots of astronauts,
286
00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:44,030
and I've never grilled you
about that.
287
00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:46,560
I'd thank you to extend me
the same courtesy.
288
00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:51,300
I'm not grilling you;
I was just curious.
289
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:54,910
I still can't get over the fact
that she got a big movie part.
290
00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:59,780
Not that I care what my ex-girlfriend's
up to, 'cause I don't.
291
00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:03,210
Maybe that's where she met
the astronaut, all right?
292
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,180
I'm sorry. What would an
astronaut be doing
293
00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:06,850
working on a movie?
294
00:14:06,850 --> 00:14:09,750
He's a consultant.
295
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:13,570
I thought the movie was
about 18th-century Vienna.
296
00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:15,410
He can't have a hobby?!
297
00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:20,580
Excuse me, I have to pee.
298
00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:23,030
Or is that
implausible, as well?!
299
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,640
It's nice to have another
couple to hang with, isn't it?
300
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,880
All right, guys,
you have to go back.
301
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,200
I can't afford you.
302
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:38,580
No, don't send
us away; we love you.
303
00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:44,250
I love you, too,
but you cost more than my rent.
304
00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:47,260
But, Penny,
you look so good in us.
305
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:49,640
Damn it, the shoes are right.
306
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:54,060
Good golly, Penny,
your whimsy is boundless.
307
00:14:57,370 --> 00:15:00,100
What do you got for me,
wildebeest?
308
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,140
I think they're on to me.
309
00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:04,410
The story's starting
to fall apart.
310
00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:06,410
Calm down.
Everything's going to be okay.
311
00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:07,680
We may have
to kill her.
312
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,910
Bernadette, I'm putting
you on speakerphone.
313
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,850
Where are you now?
314
00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:14,220
In the bathroom.
315
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:17,950
Oh, look at this, another one of
our classic bathroom gabfests.
316
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,220
What's the problem?
317
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,690
They're just asking me
318
00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:23,530
all sorts of questions
I can't answer.
319
00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:25,530
Just change the subject.
320
00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:27,530
I suppose I could get them back
to talking about Leonard
321
00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:29,270
going to India
to meet Priya's parents.
322
00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:30,720
What?!
323
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,320
They said something about
going there this summer.
324
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,410
What, are they getting engaged?
325
00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:38,340
I don't know. I was too busy
covering my heinie
326
00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:40,840
on Amy's stupid
astronaut story!
327
00:15:40,850 --> 00:15:43,180
What astronaut story?
328
00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:45,750
You texted me Penny's
dating an astronaut.
329
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,720
I texted "architect."
That's amusing.
330
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,590
Auto-correct
must've changed it.
331
00:15:50,590 --> 00:15:54,320
Yeah, it's hysterical.
332
00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:56,930
All right, look, just forget
about the astronaut.
333
00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:59,960
Architect. Where would you
have met an astronaut?
334
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:04,000
Look, just find out what's up
with this trip to India.
335
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,870
I don't want
to do this anymore!
336
00:16:05,870 --> 00:16:06,900
Don't you quit on us!
337
00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:09,410
Bernie, you okay?
338
00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:12,180
It was an architect!
339
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,400
Thank you for coming
with me, Sheldon.
340
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,450
You're a good friend.
341
00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:19,020
I'm glad you think so.
342
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,120
That's what I
strive to emulate.
343
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:25,410
Okay, let's see
if this drug works.
344
00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:35,230
Can I help you?
345
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:44,760
Forgive me for staring,
but you're very beautiful.
346
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,050
Thank you.
347
00:16:53,050 --> 00:16:54,890
That's a great accent.
Where are you from?
348
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,050
India.
349
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:57,750
Oh, cool.
I've always wanted to go there.
350
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,220
It's a beautiful country.
You'd love it.
351
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:00,520
May I join you?
352
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:04,030
Uh, okay, sure.
Why not?
353
00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:05,860
My name is Dr. Rajesh
Koothrappali,
354
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,360
and this is my friend
Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
355
00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:08,200
Hi.
356
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,130
There's no need
to interact with me.
357
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:13,000
I'm just here to observe.
358
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,870
What's he
observing?
359
00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:16,810
We're scientists.
We observe everything.
360
00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:18,040
Here, go buy yourself a scone.
361
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,740
All right.
362
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:24,380
- And what is your name?
- Angela.
363
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:27,550
Oh, derived from the word
"angel." Appropriate.
364
00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:29,850
You're cute.
365
00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:31,790
I'd like to buy a scone.
366
00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:33,120
Oh, I'm sorry, we're out.
367
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,220
We have muffins.
368
00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:35,830
They sound delicious,
369
00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:38,630
but this money
is earmarked for scones.
370
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:40,610
What are
you doing?!
371
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,400
Oh, just getting comfortable.
372
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:46,570
So how long have you
lived in Los Angeles?
373
00:17:46,570 --> 00:17:47,620
I...
374
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:48,870
They were out of scones.
375
00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:50,120
Sheldon, I'm talking to someone.
376
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,140
You're being rude.
377
00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:53,180
I'll bet you're an actress.
378
00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:54,580
If not, you should be.
379
00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:56,580
You have a very expressive face.
380
00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:58,010
Oh, my God.
381
00:17:58,020 --> 00:18:00,170
Wait, where are you going?
382
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:01,640
We were doing so well.
383
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:05,090
She never even got
to see my penis.
384
00:18:06,390 --> 00:18:08,760
Ta-da!
385
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:18,130
Who wants some
more coffee?
386
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,640
Thanks, yeah.
Sure.
387
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,440
Let me help you.
388
00:18:22,990 --> 00:18:26,040
Nice to see that the gals
are getting along.
389
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,110
"Gals"?
390
00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,450
Who are you, Fred Flintstone?
391
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,620
This trip to India
sounds fun.
392
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,050
Yeah, I think it will be.
393
00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:37,990
Are you concerned your parents
might not approve of Leonard?
394
00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:39,720
A little.
395
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,630
They're very old-fashioned.
396
00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:43,190
Well, I wouldn't
worry about it.
397
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,400
It's not like you guys
are getting engaged, right?
398
00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:50,570
Oh, God, no.
We're not there yet.
399
00:18:50,570 --> 00:18:53,400
Not engaged.
Very interesting.
400
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,770
I have to tinkle.
401
00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:56,710
You've been in there
a lot tonight. Are you okay?
402
00:18:56,710 --> 00:19:00,240
Yes.
Are you writing a book?
403
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,380
Why are you getting upset?
404
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:05,050
I'm not upset.
Maybe you're upset.
405
00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:07,350
What's up with you?
406
00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:11,720
Bernadette?
407
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:15,060
I can't do this anymore!
408
00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:17,190
I'm a good girl!
409
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,530
I went to Catholic school!
410
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,530
Okay, well, it's getting late.
411
00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:25,970
This was terrific.
412
00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:27,640
You win.
413
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,540
Bernie?
414
00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:36,500
I think the word you're
looking for is "befuddled."
415
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:43,780
My catapult flings my bishop
416
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:49,860
to Howard's Queen's Gorilla two.
417
00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:51,660
Nice.
418
00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:56,270
Okay, rook to transporter pad.
419
00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:59,470
And he comes out at...
420
00:20:01,270 --> 00:20:04,560
...Leonard's Queen's Bishop
five-and-a-third.
421
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,710
Check on Leonard.
422
00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:10,110
Hang on.
423
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:14,380
When is my pawn allowed
to use the golf cart?
424
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,200
When it's done charging.
425
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,090
Or you land on
the time machine.
426
00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:20,490
Obviously.
427
00:20:20,490 --> 00:20:23,260
Oh, oh...
428
00:20:23,260 --> 00:20:27,010
Beekeeper to King 12.
429
00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:32,070
I capture your pope
and release the swarm.
430
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:35,570
Checkmate on Sheldon.
431
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:40,010
I knew I should've given
my pope the jet pack.
432
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,050
Hey, I've got winners.
433
00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:48,090
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00:20:48,090 --> 00:20:51,090
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