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SHELDON:
Why hast thou forsaken me, O
deity whose existence I doubt?
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Here. Breathe
into this bag.
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What's going on?
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They stole everything, Leonard!
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Everything.
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Are you the roommate?
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Yeah, Leonard Hofstadter.
What happened?
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Your friend here called 911
to report a robbery.
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Oh, my God,
what did they get?
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What didn't they get?
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They got my enchanted weapons,
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my vicious gladiator armor,
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my wand of untainted power,
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and all my gold!
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You called the police
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because someone hacked your
World of Warcraft account?
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What choice did I have?
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The mighty Sheldor,
level 85 blood elf,
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hero of the Eastern kingdoms,
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has been picked clean, like
a carcass in the desert sun.
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Plus, the FBI hung up on me.
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(wheezing)
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Into the bag.
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They took my battle ostrich!
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- Oh, no, not Glenn!
- Yes!
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Glenn!
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The only bird I ever loved.
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Good luck, fellas.
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Oh. Well, thank you, officer.
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Wait a minute!
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You're not going to do anything?
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Mr. Cooper,
there's nothing...
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Dr. Cooper.
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Seriously?
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Not the kind with
access to drugs.
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Fine. Dr. Cooper.
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I'm sorry for your loss,
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but the Pasadena
Police Department
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doesn't have
jurisdiction in...
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Pandora.
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That's from Avatar!
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World of Warcraft
takes place in Azeroth.
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Goodness gracious, how are you
allowed to carry a gun?
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Can you at least refer me
to a rogue ex-cop?
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What?
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Wh-- you know, one who was
drummed off the force
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because he refused
to play by the rules,
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and now he hires himself out
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to impose his own brand
of rough justice?
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No.
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Thank you, officer.
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It's all gone. All gone.
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I'm really
sorry, Sheldon.
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What kind of world
do we live in,
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where a man would take
another man's battle ostrich?
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I don't know.
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This act of aggression
must be met
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with swift and cruel ferocity.
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It is time to cry havoc,
and let slip the dogs of war.
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I'm on it.
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Hi, Mrs. Wolowitz.
Is, is Howard there?
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Okay, thanks.
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That particular dog of war
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will have to call you back
after his bath.
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See if Raj is done with Pilates.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x19 ♪
The Zarnecki Incursion
Original Air Date on March 31, 2011
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-- sync, corrected by elderman --
-- Resync to The Big Bang Theory S04
720p BluRay x264-CLUE by lorez --
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Three thousand hours.
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Three thousand hours
clicking on that mouse,
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collecting weapons and gold.
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It's almost as if it was
a huge waste of time.
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Whoever did this
knew what they were doing.
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He got in and out
of your account in under
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15 minutes, transferred
all your stuff,
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and didn't leave
a digital fingerprint.
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Oh!
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There isn't enough
chamomile tea in the world
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to quell the rage in my heart.
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Hold on. I'm talking to an orc
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under the bridge
in Thunder Bluff
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who says if we pay him, he'll
help us track down your things.
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Can we trust him?
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I should say so;
he appears to be a member
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of the Nigerian royal family.
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Whoa! Somebody's auctioning off
a jeweled ostrich bridle!
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No. Glenn's was leather.
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He was a simple ostrich.
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Is! Is, I haven't given up hope.
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Hey.
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Hey, Penny. We're kind of in
the middle of a crisis, here.
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Oh, I know. Bernadette told me.
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Sorry, Sheldon. I know
that game meant a lot to you.
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What-- "that game"?
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Excuse me, Penny, but
Doodle Jump is a game.
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Angry Birds is a game.
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World of Warcraft is a
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massively multi-player
online role-playing...
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all right,
technically it's a game.
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Bad news, the Nigerian prince
may be a fraud.
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Okay, well, anyways,
I brought you
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a day-old cheesecake
to cheer you up!
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Stale pastry
is hollow succor
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to a man who is
bereft of ostrich.
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Just say "thank you."
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I thought I just did.
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All right. See you later.
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Oh! Hello.
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Oh, hi! I was just
dropping off a cheesecake
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to Sheldon. He was robbed
of a bunch of imaginary crap
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that's useful in
a make-believe place.
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I don't know what that means.
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Yeah, well,
sadly, I do.
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Did you know last weekend
Priya took Leonard
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rollerblading
at the beach?
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Can you believe that?
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I feel like I'm supposed
to say "that bitch,"
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but I don't have
enough information.
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I am the one who
spent two years
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trying to get him to even
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go to the beach
in the first place.
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And he was so phobic about
stepping on medical waste,
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I had to carry him
to the water.
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I took Howard to the beach once.
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He almost burst into flames
like a vampire.
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So what's the thanks
I get for turning Leonard
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into quality boyfriend material?
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I have to tiptoe around
his new girlfriend.
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I think you're on.
Oh.
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That bitch!
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Want some coffee liqueur
on your ice cream?
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Ah, here's the alcohol
and drug peer pressure
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Mother warned me about.
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I was starting to think
it was never going to happen.
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Yes, please.
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You guys should've seen Leonard
when I first met him.
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There was no eye contact.
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He was either looking
up at the ceiling,
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or down at his shoes.
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I'm drunk.
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You know, for the
first couple of months,
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whenever I would
take off my bra,
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he would giggle and say,
"Oh, boy, my breast friends!"
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Well, if it makes you
feel any better,
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I'm never speaking
to Priya again.
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No, don't do that.
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No reason to be mean to her.
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This may be the
alcohol talking...
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but I believe there is.
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Are you familiar
with the recent study
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of Tanzanian chimpanzees
by Nishida and Hosaka
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out of Kyoto University?
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No, but I can name
all the Kardashians.
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Primates, such as ourselves,
have a natural instinct
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to ostracize ill-mannered
members of the troop.
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Bernadette's urge to
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shun, scowl or
fling her waste at Priya
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is hard-wired into her DNA.
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I don't have an urge
to fling my waste.
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Believe me, it's there,
we all have it.
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Hit me with some more booze,
and I'll show you.
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All right, here we are--
this is the tavern
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where all the black-market
weapon trades go down.
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I don't think my character
should be in a place like this.
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Everyone's undressing
her with their eyes.
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Maybe if you stop
dropping your sword
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and bending over to pick it up.
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Okay, what exactly
are we looking for?
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Redheaded troll,
goes by the name of Glumly.
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According to the
message boards,
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if you want to
move stolen goods
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and it's after school
hours, he's your guy.
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PRIYA: Leonard,
is this going
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to take much longer?
I thought we were
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going to spend
some time together.
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Uh, we are.
In the meantime,
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you're welcome to whip up
a quick character and join us.
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(chuckles):
Seriously?
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Well, you have to put
in a credit card number,
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but it's fun.
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Maybe I should just go home.
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Our troll just walked
in! I got him!
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We got him.
We're almost done.
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WOLOWITZ:
So, how do
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you guys want
to play this?
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Be ruthless.
You tell him
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if he doesn't start talking,
we'll register a complaint
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with his Internet
service provider.
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Sheldon, what if he gets his
Internet from his cable company?
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He could lose his HBO and all their
delightful original programming.
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I don't care!
I'm losin' it, man!
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Why don't we play this smart?
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Try a little
"good goblin, bad goblin."
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Oh, dear Lord.
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Nah, I think we have
to be more subtle.
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Okay, I see where
this is going.
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Fine, I'll have
sex with him.
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That's not where it was going.
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(laughs)
Good, because
I would hate that.
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Leonard, you're busy--
let's talk tomorrow.
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Oh, wait.
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- Hang on. Are you upset?
- No, no, I think
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it's sexy to date a boy
trapped in a man's body.
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Oh.
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Good, good.
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I'll tell you
what happens.
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(door closes)
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And people think I
don't get sarcasm.
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(door opens)
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Well, well, well.
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Look who it is.
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Okay, be nice.
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Hello.
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Hi. We're just
heading out for a drink.
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Because I do that now.
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Count your blessings
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you're not a Tanzanian chimp.
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What?
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Don't listen to her--
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she's had a lot
of ice cream.
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Do you want to join us?
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Oh, thank you,
but I have work to do.
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Four women walk
down the stairs--
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how many reach the lobby?
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Did your sister say anything
when you got home last night?
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Oh, no, don't put me
in the middle of this.
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I'm not going to
be your go-between.
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Come on, help me out.
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Am I in trouble?
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(sighs) There's no
reason to worry.
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That's a relief.
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I'm sure
many women
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in happy relationships
spend their nights
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Skyping with their
ex-boyfriend Sanjay.
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Good news, gentlemen--
I found our hacker.
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- What?
- Really?
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Yeah. No one can hide from me,
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not Waldo, not Carmen San Diego,
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not even topless
Natalie Portman.
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I've never said
these words before,
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but good job, Howard!
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Thanks. Our culprit
is one Mr. Todd Zarnecki, 2711
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Ocean View Road,
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Carlsbad, California.
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The name and the address
drip with evil.
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What else do we know about him?
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Why, quite a
bit, actually.
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I'll bet he's some loser
who lives with his parents.
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00:10:40,270 --> 00:10:42,940
Yes, he does live
with his parents.
257
00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:47,250
Here's a Google Earth
shot of their house.
258
00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:49,220
Excellent!
It's in a cul-de-sac.
259
00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:50,380
We can box him in.
260
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:53,290
Hold on, you're thinking
of going there?
261
00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:55,620
Carlsbad is only
a couple of hours away.
262
00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:56,540
Fine.
263
00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:58,490
You walk up to the house,
knock on the door
264
00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:00,490
and demand your stuff back.
What if he says no?
265
00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:02,730
I don't know if you've been
following the news, Leonard,
266
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,530
but there have been
some terrific advancements
267
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,130
in the field of torture.
268
00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,600
No one's getting tortured.
269
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,840
Fine, we'll abide by
the Geneva Convention.
270
00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,270
But ask yourself this:
271
00:11:13,270 --> 00:11:15,310
in the course
of our lives,
272
00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:17,640
how much lunch money
has been taken from us?
273
00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:19,400
How many kites?
274
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,150
How many Scooby-Doo
Trapper Keepers?
275
00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:24,280
I totally had one of those.
276
00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:25,690
Of course you did.
277
00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:28,220
It was a fun and practical way
of organizing your school work.
278
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,570
But the bullies
took it from us.
279
00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:31,560
Well, no more.
280
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,730
Tonight, we take back
our dignity,
281
00:11:33,730 --> 00:11:35,830
our birthright and our pride.
282
00:11:35,830 --> 00:11:37,000
What do you say?
283
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,500
Who's with me?
284
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:46,370
I have a hip-hop aerobics class
at 5:00; could we go after?
285
00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:48,340
Sure.
286
00:11:49,180 --> 00:11:50,210
Also, tonight's the Sabbath
287
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,780
and my mother and I
have a tradition of
288
00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:53,980
lighting the candles and
watching Wheel of Fortune, so...
289
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,010
If we could leave
290
00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:56,320
at 8:00, we'd still be able to
291
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,920
regain our birthright
at 10:00, 10:30 latest.
292
00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,020
Fine.
293
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,320
Leonard?
294
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,990
Oh, geez, I-I don't know
if I can ditch Priya
295
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,330
two nights in a row.
296
00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:07,490
Oh, come on, man.
297
00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:10,160
Bros before...
298
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,770
...my sister.
299
00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:17,270
Aw, screw it.
300
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,400
I'm in.
Me, too.
301
00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:20,270
And me.
302
00:12:21,090 --> 00:12:23,290
One moment.
303
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:29,020
I'm hell-bent on catching
a cyber criminal,
304
00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:31,270
not the common cold.
305
00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:36,950
I'm sorry, I thought
this delay was
306
00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:39,560
so you could watch Wheel of
Fortune with your mother.
307
00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,790
I am.
308
00:12:40,790 --> 00:12:42,430
She's just bleaching
her mustache.
309
00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:44,630
Check it out.
310
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,800
Hey, Ma!
"Before and After!"
311
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,230
Four words, 17 letters,
two N's, one V!
312
00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:52,670
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
"Fanny pack of wolves!"
313
00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:56,140
That's incredible.
314
00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:57,810
Yeah, she's kind of
a Wheel savant.
315
00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,140
(sitar ringtone playing)
316
00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:01,740
Uh-oh, that's Priya.
317
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:06,420
Sitar music for her ringtone
is not cool, dude.
318
00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:08,080
Hit the...
319
00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:11,950
Hey, sweetie.
320
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,220
Yeah, I'm sorry.
321
00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:15,120
I'm gonna be working late.
322
00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:18,430
Yeah, I-I miss you, too.
323
00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:21,430
Okay, sure, I'll call you
when I get home.
324
00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:22,930
Okay, bye-bye.
325
00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:24,200
Very nice.
326
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,000
You lie to my sister.
327
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,610
That's the nicest thing
he does to your sister.
328
00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:36,950
(cell phone ringing)
329
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,450
Oh, guess who.
330
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,980
Cover for me.
331
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,320
Hello, Priya. What's up?
332
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,690
How would I know
if Leonard's at work or not?
333
00:13:45,690 --> 00:13:48,220
Don't be suspicious.
334
00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:49,990
Look, if you want your
relationship with Leonard
335
00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:51,660
to continue,
you're going to have to believe
336
00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:53,430
whatever wild-eyed,
cockamamie excuse
337
00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:55,660
the white devil
has the nerve to offer you.
338
00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:00,400
Okay? Yeah, bye-bye.
339
00:14:01,370 --> 00:14:03,240
You owe me.
340
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,980
New puzzle, Ma!
341
00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:07,280
"Same name"!
342
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,980
One N, two D's, three O's!
343
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:11,680
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Whoopi and Rube Goldberg!
344
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,020
That's uncanny.
345
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,850
I know.
It's her superpower.
346
00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:16,920
Well, that and jiggling
her arm fat.
347
00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:22,320
I can't believe we're going
all the way to San Diego
348
00:14:22,330 --> 00:14:24,090
to confront this guy.
349
00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:26,730
Yeah, we're kind of
bad-asses, aren't we?
350
00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:28,100
Totally.
351
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,970
Hey, how about
we stay the night
352
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,440
and hit Legoland
in the morning?
353
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,040
Sea World is better.
354
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:38,070
It has Shamu, who is
literally tons of fun.
355
00:14:38,070 --> 00:14:41,340
But for the moment, let's stay
focused on Todd Zarnecki.
356
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:44,010
Yeah, we're coming for you,
Todd Zarnecki.
357
00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:47,520
And for the record, Legoland
is more interactive.
358
00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:49,590
I almost feel sorry
359
00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:53,190
for the poor fool, sitting in
his split-level suburban ranch,
360
00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:54,520
unaware that
361
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:58,230
a vengeful horde is barreling
down the San Diego Freeway
362
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,460
at 71 miles an hour.
363
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:01,930
Ease up there, lead foot.
364
00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:03,400
You trying to get us killed?
365
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,640
I took the liberty
of burning us
366
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,740
a mix of heroic
questing music.
367
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:15,010
This says "Beyonce
Bootylicious Dance Mix."
368
00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:16,680
It's a
re-writable CD.
369
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,610
Just put it in.
370
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,330
Beyonce? Really?
371
00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:22,180
She's curvy and she owns it.
372
00:15:22,190 --> 00:15:23,720
I like that.
373
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,920
(Wagner's "Ride of the
Valkyries" plays)
374
00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:34,130
Oh, yeah, I'm feeling it.
(chuckles)
375
00:15:34,130 --> 00:15:36,970
We are winged fury!
376
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,370
Which is still no excuse
377
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,270
for going over
the posted speed limit.
378
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,540
♪ ♪
379
00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:48,080
Next time we go to
kick someone's ass,
380
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,680
we take the train.
381
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:53,120
I always prefer the train.
382
00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:56,340
Sheldon, let's go.
383
00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:57,320
(car door closes)
384
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,920
SHELDON:
Coming.
385
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:03,860
Why did you bring that?
386
00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:06,880
No weapon strikes more fear
into a man's heart
387
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,900
than a Klingon bat'leth.
388
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:12,050
Okay, let's get
clear on something.
389
00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:14,140
We're just going to tell
this guy to transfer all of
390
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,940
your stuff back into your
account and then be on our way.
391
00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:19,480
No one's bat'lething anybody.
392
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:23,350
So my blade shall not
taste blood tonight?
393
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,880
No.
394
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:29,490
Well, now I just feel silly
holding it.
395
00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:31,150
Come on.
396
00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:33,990
Can I at least
kick down the door?
397
00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:36,460
You're welcome to try, but
the other day, it took you
398
00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:39,400
15 minutes to get
into a FedEx box.
399
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:42,770
(doorbell rings)
400
00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:43,930
MAN:
Who is it?
401
00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:45,730
Your doom!
402
00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:47,040
Don't say "your doom."
403
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,440
Who opens the door
for their doom?
404
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,810
Good point.
405
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,810
Basket of puppies.
406
00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:56,550
What?
407
00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:58,210
Uh...
408
00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:01,080
Sheldon?
409
00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:05,250
Are you Todd Zarnecki?
410
00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:06,890
Yeah. Who are you?
411
00:17:06,890 --> 00:17:09,090
I am Sheldor of Azeroth.
412
00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:10,730
I want my things back.
413
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:11,860
I don't think so.
414
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:13,060
Let me see that.
415
00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:14,360
Careful.
That's a collectible.
416
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,450
I know.
417
00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:19,030
I've always wanted one.
418
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,240
(door slams)
419
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:29,240
Well, he's even more cunning
than we thought.
420
00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:35,520
You know, the joke's on him.
421
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,850
Without the certificate of
authenticity,
422
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:40,490
that bat'leth is worthless.
423
00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:43,760
Yeah, he walked
right into our trap.
424
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:48,730
Legoland seems like
a hollow dream now.
425
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:52,280
Uh-oh.
426
00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:53,990
What's the matter?
Something's wrong.
427
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,640
I'm not getting any gas.
428
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:58,810
(rattling)
429
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:05,110
Anybody know anything about
internal combustion engines?
430
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,080
Of course.
431
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,580
19th-century technology.
Very basic.
432
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:09,950
Does anybody know how to fix
an internal combustion engine?
433
00:18:09,950 --> 00:18:12,390
No. No.
Not a clue.
434
00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:15,520
Well, we'd better call somebody
to come pick us up.
435
00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:18,390
It'd be swell
if they had a train.
436
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,600
Thank you, Penny.
437
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,970
No problem.
438
00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:29,510
So, Leonard,
439
00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:31,570
I think it's interesting
you didn't call your girlfriend
440
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:32,780
to come get you.
441
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:35,240
Uh, I kind of
told her I was working.
442
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,080
So you lied to her.
443
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,950
Also interesting.
444
00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:40,700
Yeah, she doesn't really
understand
445
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,650
the whole Warcraft
adventure-role-playing thing.
446
00:18:43,650 --> 00:18:47,320
Well, doesn't matter if she gets
it, as long as she's pretty.
447
00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:50,990
This one's funny,
Leonard.
448
00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:53,430
How come you couldn't
make it work with her?
449
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,200
So did you at least get
Sheldon's fake stuff back?
450
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,500
No. We failed
in our noble quest.
451
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,550
How come?
452
00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:05,110
Todd Zarnecki was mean.
453
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,640
All right. Hang on.
454
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,080
What are you doing?
455
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,110
I'm gonna show you how we
finish a quest in Nebraska.
456
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:15,820
Oh. Beyonce.
457
00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:19,620
("Ride of the Valkyries" plays)
458
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:24,630
This ain't no Beyonce.
459
00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:30,630
Now what?
460
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:33,440
Give my friend his stuff back.
461
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,300
I don't know
what you're talking about.
462
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:36,770
Well, then, good news.
463
00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:38,810
Today's the day a girl's
finally going to touch you
464
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,210
in your little special place.
465
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:41,810
(exclaims)
(groans)
466
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,980
Now give him his stuff back.
467
00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:47,520
Okay.
468
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,980
We did it!
469
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,410
I said, "we."
470
00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:02,590
PRIYA:
Oh, hold the door.
471
00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:04,260
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
472
00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:05,120
(clears throat)
473
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:05,970
Going to see Leonard?
474
00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:07,940
Yes.
475
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,290
How have you been?
476
00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:10,670
Fine. You?
477
00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:12,870
Very well, thank you.
478
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,180
All right, well,
great seeing you.
479
00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:56,380
Yeah. You, too.
480
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,860
Amy's right.
481
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:03,230
I do want
to fling my poop at her.
482
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:07,030
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00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:10,030
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