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Hey. So you guys ready
to order?
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Since we come in
every Tuesday night at 6:00
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and order the same exact thing,
and it's now 6:08,
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I believe your question
not only answers itself
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but also stands alongside
such other nonsensical queries
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as "Who let the dogs out?"
and, uh, "How are they hanging""
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Okay.
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So, the usual, with extra spit
on Sheldon's hamburger.
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Penny, a moment?
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Do you have plans
this weekend?
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Oh, gee, Amy, I'm sorry,
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I'm actually pretty busy
this weekend.
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Probably serving food
that was ordered today.
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That's too bad. I was hoping
you could be my plus-one
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at the Institute
of Interdisciplinary Studies'
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symposium on the impact
of current scientific research
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on societal interactions.
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The what?
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It's an annual
science conference.
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We've all been invited to speak.
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Oh! Oh, okay, well, you know,
like I said, I have plans, so...
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Shame. Since you're
my best friend,
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I thought it would be
a good bonding opportunity.
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I'm your best friend?
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Don't you read my blog?
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Oh, don't feel bad.
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I never read Leonard's, and
I used to sleep with him.
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Do you know anybody else
who would appreciate
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an all-expense-paid spa weekend
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at a four-star resort
in Big Sur?
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No, I really-- I'm sorry,
free what? Sorry, what, what?
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I think her weekend
just opened up.
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Wait, wait, just to be clear,
when you guys say "spa,"
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does that mean the same thing
as when regular people say it?
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Pretty much.
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Except we keep
our shirts on in the sauna.
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You know, it is going
to be difficult,
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but I'm going to cancel my plans
so I can do this for my bestie.
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Please don't touch my breasts.
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I... I wasn't going to.
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All right. I just want
to establish boundaries.
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Boy, this is great. I haven't
had a vacation in ages.
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In order to take a vacation,
one first has to work.
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You know, for a smart guy,
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you really seem to have a
hard time grasping the concept
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"don't piss off the people
who handle the things you eat."
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That does seem to be
a valid principle.
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I trust Penny will adhere to
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the "Official California
Restaurant Workers'
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Solemn Oath of Ethics
and Cleanliness."
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I don't believe
there's any such thing.
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You lied to me?
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x13 ♪
The Love Car Displacement
Original Air Date on January 20, 2011
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Good morning.
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If I could have everyone's
attention, please?
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I know we're all eager
to get on the road to Big Sur,
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so if we focus, I'm sure we can
get through this orientation
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in under a half an hour.
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Then it's just Q&A,
quiz, safety drills,
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pose for commemorative
group photo and we're off.
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Don't worry. Just sit
next to me during the quiz,
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and you can copy my answers.
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Raj?
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What are you doing?
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I don't think so.
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You've had your allotted
six ounces.
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The first bathroom break
isn't until the Denny's
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located near Bakersfield,
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which is approximately
two and half hours away.
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Remember, people, we're only as
strong as our weakest bladder.
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Nobody cares about
your Kegel exercises.
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All right. We have
seven people, and two cars.
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In the lead car,
driven by Leonard,
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will be... myself,
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Amy Farrah Fowler,
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and Penny.
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Yes!
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He had you in the other car,
but I got you upgraded.
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Yay!
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She made the case
that if we break down
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in the middle of nowhere,
your Nebraska backwoods skills
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and brawny hands
will give us the best chance
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to survive in the wild.
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Brawny?
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They're bigger
than mine.
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Red Leader to Red Five,
come in.
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Red Leader to Red Five,
come in.
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Howard, you promised.
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WOLOWITZ
Fine. Red Five to Red Leader.
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What do you want now?
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It's 11:15. I'm requesting your
quarter-hourly location update.
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Still right behind you.
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Copy that, Red Five.
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Radio contact is sufficient.
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No need to extend
your middle finger.
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So, Amy, I've
been wondering,
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are you and Sheldon going
to be sharing a room?
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No, we discussed it.
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We decided we didn't want
to jeopardize our relationship
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by getting to know
each other too well.
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Indeed. Nothing sours
a friendship more
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than over-familiarity
with someone's toilet routine.
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I can vouch for that.
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Hey.
Not you, him.
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Oh. Thanks.
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Although yours
was an eye-opener.
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Don't worry, Penny.
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You're my plus-one.
You'll bunk with me.
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And FYI, travel
makes me constipated,
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so I'm the ideal
hotel roommate.
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Terrific.
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Are we there yet?
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I hope we get there in time
to see the keynote address.
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Really? You want to see
the keynote?
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Yeah, it sounds fun.
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"Super bacteria:
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global apocalypse or
exciting research opportunity?"
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Actually, I was thinking we
could go straight to the room
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and... take a nap.
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Really?
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And miss the keynote?
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We can watch it later on C-SPAN.
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Besides, I was really
looking forward to you and me...
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napping together in the hotel.
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Honey, if you're
that tired,
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why don't you just take
a nap here in the car?
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No, see, it's not...
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Hang on.
It's Leonard.
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Hi, Leonard.
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LEONARD
Yeah, hi. Listen, I just
got a text from Raj.
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He wanted me to tell you
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that when Howard says "nap,"
he means "sex."
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Thank you, Raj.
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Are you... an element
in the actinoid series?
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No.
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Amy?
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Are you usually radioactive
when found in nature?
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No.
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Are you in the
lanthanoid series?
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Amy, it's Penny's turn.
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Penny?
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Uh, I don't know...
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Are you food?
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That's not apropos.
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We've already established
I'm found in the periodic table.
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Well, it's a table, right?
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I mean, why can't there
be food on it?
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I knew she wasn't
lead car materiel.
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Who elected you
Road Trip God?
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Leonard.
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It was a late-night vote.
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We were all exhausted,
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and he was threatening
to filibuster.
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It's not technically
"Road Trip God""
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it's Travel Supervisor.
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Although Road Trip God
does have a certain ring to it.
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I don't understand
why you people
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just let him bully
you like this.
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Someone should
stand up to him.
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What's he going to do?
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I can't believe you let him
kick me out of the car.
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What could we do?
He's the Travel Supervisor.
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Don't worry, Penny.
This is a better car anyway.
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Yeah. It's the Love Car.
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Should I ask?
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♪ They say we're young
and we don't know ♪
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♪ We won't find out
until we grow ♪
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♪ Well, I don't know
if all that's true ♪
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♪ 'Cause you got me,
and, baby, I got you ♪
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♪ Babe ♪
♪ Mm da-da,
da-da, da-da ♪
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♪ I got you, babe ♪
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Red Leader, I'm really sorry.
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♪ I got you, babe. ♪
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WOLOWITZ AND BERNADETTE:
♪ I got you, babe... ♪
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I missed you.
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You know what?
I missed you, too.
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Bernadette?
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Oh, my God, Glenn!
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Great to see you!
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Are you here
for the conference?
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Yeah, I'm doing
a global warming panel.
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Oh, good for you.
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Uh, Glenn,
this is my boyfriend Howard.
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Nice to meet you.
Hi.
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Ow. Hi.
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You're a lucky man.
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Bernie's
a great gal.
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Yes. "Bernie" sure is.
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Well, I got to run.
The panel's tomorrow morning.
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It's called, "Remembering Snow:
A Look Back."
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I'll try to catch it.
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Oh, great.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Hey... Bernie?
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Yeah?
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Please tell me he's
your gay cousin.
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No.
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He was one of my professors
in college.
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Oh! That's a relief.
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00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:07,300
Then we went out
for a year.
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Come on, let's check in,
so we can take that nap.
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No, it's not necessarily
proportional...
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Shut up!
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That green bag
is Dr. Cooper's.
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Here's an extra five.
Make him wait.
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Oh.
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Right to the nap, huh? Okay.
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Uh, so, this Glenn guy.
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You say you went out with
him for, like, a year.
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Do we really need to talk
about my old boyfriend now?
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No. I guess not.
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What is he, like,
six-four, six-five?
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Six-seven.
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Probably has a hard time
finding a suit that fits.
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Is something
bothering you?
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No. It's just...
What?
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00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,510
I'm just thinking.
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If you had sex with that guy,
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I mean, there's nothing
I can do here
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that will make
any kind of... impact.
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Howard, it's not a contest.
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I love you.
I want to be with you.
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Yeah, great, love you, too,
but...
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If it were a contest,
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I wouldn't have a chance, right?
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You can't think
that way.
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Yep.
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Loser.
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Howard, stop it.
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Sorry. I just
never figured that
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a guy like me going out
with a girl like you
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would ever have to compete
with a guy like that.
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Wait a minute, "a girl like me"?
What's that mean?
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I'm... I...
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Are you saying you
don't think I'm hot enough
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to go out with a guy like Glenn?
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00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:56,130
No! No, I'm saying
exactly the opposite.
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I'm too hot to go out
with a guy like Glenn?
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Yeah, let's go with that.
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00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:12,610
Still nothing.
250
00:11:13,710 --> 00:11:16,020
Remind me to try again
in an hour.
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Will do.
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So...
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00:11:21,990 --> 00:11:23,620
girl talk?
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00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,560
Um, sure.
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What do you got in mind?
256
00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:30,800
Do you subscribe to the Freudian
theory of penis envy?
257
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,130
Um, I never really
thought about it.
258
00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:36,400
Why?
259
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,310
Sometimes I think it might be
nice to have one.
260
00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:40,570
Really?
261
00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:43,140
Not for sex, for convenience.
262
00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:45,640
You can't deny that,
by comparison,
263
00:11:45,650 --> 00:11:48,280
our internal plumbing
is extremely high maintenance.
264
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:52,380
Again, I've never given
it much thought.
265
00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:54,150
We have time now.
266
00:11:54,150 --> 00:11:55,390
Think about it.
267
00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:59,020
Oh, good.
268
00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:04,060
Hey.
269
00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:05,200
Can I stay here tonight?
270
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,170
Yeah. Why, what happened?
271
00:12:06,170 --> 00:12:08,830
Howard's a complete
and total ass.
272
00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:10,670
Oh, yeah, that.
Come on in.
273
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,240
Thanks. I'll sleep
on the floor.
274
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,610
Not necessary.
275
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,980
Penny and I are perfectly
comfortable sharing a bed.
276
00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:20,080
We are?
277
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,610
Of course, we're best friends.
278
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:25,780
Oh, right, right, the blog.
279
00:12:25,790 --> 00:12:26,890
Word of warning, though.
280
00:12:26,890 --> 00:12:28,250
I'm prone to night terrors,
281
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,560
so when I wake up kicking
and screaming, don't panic.
282
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:33,560
Just pin me down and stroke
my hair, and I'll be fine.
283
00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:41,700
Hey, can I stay here tonight?
Shh-shh-shh.
284
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,640
Sheldon's asleep.
285
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:44,800
What's going on?
286
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,740
Well, Howard's a complete
and total ass,
287
00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:48,170
Bernadette's in my bed,
288
00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:51,680
and no matter how much you
stroke Amy's hair, she bites.
289
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,080
What?
Never mind.
290
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,580
Can I stay here or not?
291
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,050
Uh, sure.
All right.
292
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,720
So, how do you want
to do this?
293
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,290
Well, I'm not getting
in bed with him.
294
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:09,190
Yeah, it is
a little like
295
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,500
getting into
Dracula's coffin.
296
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:14,370
We're just gonna have
to make the best of this.
297
00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:17,540
Okay, when you say
"make the best of it..."
298
00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:19,170
Sleep.
Right.
299
00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:23,640
So we'll just call
the middle here
300
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,910
the Neutral Zone.
301
00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:26,580
The what?
302
00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:29,050
Star Trek.
303
00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:30,520
You know, the
Neutral Zone
304
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,820
between the Federation
and the Romulan Empire.
305
00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:34,450
Oh, okay.
306
00:13:34,450 --> 00:13:37,390
Just like old times.
307
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,830
Of course,
308
00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:47,000
sometimes the Federation
and the Romulans
309
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,870
would enter
the Neutral Zone
310
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,000
to negotiate a
temporary truce.
311
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,940
Sweetie, let me put this
in a way you'll understand:
312
00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:57,840
from the waist down,
my shields are up.
313
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,650
Got it, got it.
314
00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:05,820
We can do all
kinds of stuff
315
00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:08,390
from the waist up,
you know?
316
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,220
Go to sleep.
Good night.
317
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:19,530
Please tell me
you're not having coitus.
318
00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:24,400
We are not having coitus.
319
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,040
Can you guarantee
that it won't happen
320
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,240
at any time during the night?
321
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,580
Yes.
No.
322
00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:45,260
ANNOUNCER
Next on Turner Classic Movies,
Bridget Jones's Diary.
323
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:49,090
Oh, my God, I'm crying already.
324
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,030
Raj? Raj?
325
00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:54,530
Raj?
326
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,770
I need to sleep
here tonight.
327
00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:02,140
Why?
328
00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:04,110
Howard is a complete
and total ass,
329
00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:06,410
Bernadette is in Penny's
bed, Amy bites,
330
00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:09,850
and Penny may or may not
have coitus with Leonard.
331
00:15:09,850 --> 00:15:12,280
Okay. Come on in.
332
00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:18,090
Leonard, are you asleep?
333
00:15:18,090 --> 00:15:19,360
No.
334
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:22,090
I really appreciate you letting
me stay here tonight.
335
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,400
Sure, no problem.
336
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,200
I know it's kinda weird.
337
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,000
True dat.
338
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,570
"True dat"?
339
00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:33,040
I've gotten a lot more street
since we broke up.
340
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,840
Right.
341
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,750
Still mad at me about that?
342
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,980
No. No, I understand.
343
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:45,420
I got too intense,
you had to back off.
344
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:48,020
Thank you.
345
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:51,060
I've gotten a lot better
at that, you know.
346
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,630
I've dated four different women
since we broke up
347
00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:57,130
and I didn't tell any of them
that I loved them
348
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,900
and wanted
to have their babies.
349
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:01,730
Good for you.
350
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,640
Okay, good night.
351
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,970
Good night.
352
00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:13,650
You know, maybe it wouldn't be
the worst idea in the world
353
00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:16,980
to violate the Neutral Zone
for just one night.
354
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,520
Oh!
355
00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:22,120
Hey, Leonard,
Sheldon kicked me
356
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,360
out of the room,
gave me your key.
357
00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:26,760
Penny's here.
358
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:35,470
No, we don't want to watch
Bridget Jones's Diary!
359
00:16:40,610 --> 00:16:44,910
Good morning and welcome
to Science and Society.
360
00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:51,650
I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, BS, MS,
MA, PhD, and ScD.
361
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:54,050
OMG, right?
362
00:16:57,020 --> 00:17:00,690
Perhaps that joke was a little
too hippie-dippy for this crowd.
363
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:02,960
All right then, we'll begin
with opening remarks.
364
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:06,100
Miss Rostenkowski,
would you like to start us off
365
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,570
by discussing
your assessment
366
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:10,700
of science's responsibility
to society?
367
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:11,940
Sure.
368
00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:13,970
I think all branches
of science
369
00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:16,270
have to move cautiously
these days.
370
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,380
It's not just giant
nuclear weapons
371
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:19,910
that can destroy
the world.
372
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:21,980
As a microbiologist,
I can tell you
373
00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:26,690
even the tiniest organisms
can still tear you a new one.
374
00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,860
Interesting.
375
00:17:30,860 --> 00:17:33,960
I think what you might need
to know about my colleague
376
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:38,000
is that though she claims
her field of interest is tiny organisms,
377
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,770
she certainly has spent
her fair share of time
378
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:46,770
around what we can assume was
pretty massive weaponry.
379
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,480
I think Mr. Wolowitz
needs to keep in mind
380
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,410
that the past
is the past.
381
00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:55,950
But he should know
that I am the kind of girl
382
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:59,350
who could get all
the giant missiles she wants.
383
00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:04,790
Are we talking about women
wanting penises?
384
00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:06,760
Because I'd like to weigh in.
385
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:16,740
Dr. Koothrappali, would you care
to join the conversation?
386
00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:19,710
Certainly.
I'd like to raise two points.
387
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:23,810
Number one, I think they are
talking about penises.
388
00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:30,120
And number two, these mimosas
are kicking my little brown ass.
389
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,190
I'd like to kick
your little brown ass.
390
00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:36,620
What did I do?
391
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,060
Oh, I don't know.
392
00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,660
Maybe when you walk
into a hotel room
393
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,530
and you see a guy getting back
together with his girlfriend,
394
00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:44,860
you should consider doing
something other
395
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:47,330
than crawling into
the adjoining bed.
396
00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:50,370
I did. You said no
Bridget Jones.
397
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:53,110
We weren't getting
back together!
398
00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:55,840
It was a one-time thing!
399
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,110
Excuse me.
400
00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:59,080
We're not taking comments
or questions
401
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,750
from the audience just yet.
402
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,250
Oh, shut up, Sheldon!
403
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,450
Hi, bestie.
404
00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:06,720
All right,
405
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,450
why don't we see if we can bring
this back to topic.
406
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:11,190
Let me ask you
something, Bernie.
407
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:12,590
I guess not.
408
00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:15,460
How would you feel if
you met my ex-girlfriend
409
00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:18,200
and she was like
Angelina Jolie?
410
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,570
Oh, come on, Howard,
be realistic.
411
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:28,440
What, I'm not hot enough
for Angelina Jolie?
412
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,640
I'd like to weigh in here.
413
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,180
No.
414
00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:36,450
All right,
why don't we open it up
415
00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:37,650
to Q&A from the audience?
416
00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:39,050
Yeah, I have a question.
417
00:19:39,050 --> 00:19:40,550
Is there anybody who can get me
the hell out of here
418
00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:43,720
and back to Los Angeles
tonight?
419
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,530
I'm driving back to L.A. tonight.
420
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:51,100
Penny, that's Glenn.
Glenn, that's Penny.
421
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,960
No!
422
00:20:02,340 --> 00:20:04,940
SHELDON
Red Leader to Red Five.
423
00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:07,940
Red Leader
to Red Five.
424
00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:11,050
Anybody up for a little game?
425
00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:15,320
I spy with my little eye...
426
00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:18,480
a nonferrous metal.
427
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,520
Must be out of range.
428
00:20:26,820 --> 00:20:28,820
Leonard, can I ask you
a question?
429
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:30,220
Sure.
430
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,530
Are you bothered by the fact
that your former girlfriend
431
00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:34,230
left the symposium
with what is probably
432
00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:38,270
the most beautiful man
I've ever seen in my life?
433
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,330
No. Why do you ask?
434
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,670
Because we're going
120 miles per hour.
435
00:20:45,270 --> 00:20:47,210
All right, if no one's going
to guess...
436
00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:51,310
I was spying the aluminum rims
on the police car
437
00:20:51,310 --> 00:20:52,980
we passed a few miles back.
438
00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:01,940
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