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Ma, Ma, calm down.
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Listen to me.
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I know it says click
with the mouse,
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but on a laptop,
the trackpad is the mouse.
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Now, put your finger on it.
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Doesn't matter which finger.
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Good choice.
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Now move it down
to your e-mail icon.
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Yeah, the little envelope.
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What do you mean,
"What does it look like?"
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It looks like an envelope!
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Fine, you don't like
the computer,
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don't use it!
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Sure, we can exchange it
for a salad spinner. Good-bye!
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That's a Hanukkah present
you're regretting, huh?
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I won't say that
all senior citizens
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who can't master technology
should be publicly flogged,
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but if we made an
example of one or two,
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it might give the others
incentive to try harder.
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I had a great idea.
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You know how
we're always having
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to stop and solve
differential equations,
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like when you're doing
Fourier analysis,
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or using the
Schrodinger equation?
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Howard doesn't.
He's only an engineer.
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I was thinking,
we could write a little app
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that would use
handwriting recognition,
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and then run it through a
symbolic evaluation engine.
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You just use your smartphone,
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take a picture
of the equation and bam!
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You know what's a great app?
The one that makes fart noises.
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You know, Leonard,
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that's actually
a valid idea.
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Very good.
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Can you say that and not
make it sound like I'm a cat
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who learned
how to use the toilet?
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No.
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The two achievements
are equally surprising
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and equally admirable,
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though if pressed,
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I'd have to give
a slight edge to the cat.
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I'll save you the pain
and nervousness
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of waiting for the answer.
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I agree to be part of
your project. Congratulations.
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Oh, yay for me.
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What about you guys?
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I can't promise anything,
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but people do make money
off stuff like this.
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A few extra bucks
would be nice.
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I could finally move out
of my mother's house.
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Where would you go?
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I always dreamed about building
a little place of my own
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over the garage.
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You know, if I made more money,
I could take time off from work
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and give pretty girls
submarine rides.
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What's that?
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Some weird sex thing?
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No.
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You take pretty girls underwater
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in your private submarine,
and you show them fish.
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Why does everything
have to be dirty with you?
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I was thinking we could work
on this at night,
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and then maybe
in a couple of weeks,
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we'll have ourselves an app
to sell.
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Sounds like
we're in business.
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I think we should take a picture
to capture this moment.
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Yeah.
Oh!
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Was that the best 99 cents
I ever spent, or what?
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x12 ♪
The Bus Pants Utilization
Original Air Date on January 6, 2011
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I checked the
App Store.
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No one is doing
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handwriting-recognition
differential equation solving.
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Oh, dear Lord, shush.
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What?
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You have so few good ideas,
Leonard.
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And you're just going
to spill the beans
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in front of an outsider?
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Who, me?
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Sheldon, I don't think
Penny cares
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about handwriting-recognition
based differential...
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♪ The stars at night
are big and bright ♪
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♪ Deep in the heart
of Texas... ♪
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She's not going
to steal our idea.
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What idea?
We're gonna write an application...
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♪ The prairie sky
is wide and high ♪
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♪ Deep in the heart... ♪
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Okay, stop, stop!
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♪ Of Texas. ♪
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Whatever your secret is,
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I'm sure it's boring,
so I'm not interested.
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It's not boring at all.
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You see,
in higher order mathematics,
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there are certain sets
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of equations that...
Bored.
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Satisfied?
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Hardly.
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Consider this unlikely
but very plausible scenario.
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A young woman alone
in the big city.
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Her ridiculous dream
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of becoming an actress
lies shattered about her.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Well, hang on. Let's
see where he's going.
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Then it hits her.
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How is she going to survive?
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I mean, she has no prospects,
no marketable skills.
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And then one day,
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she meets a group of geniuses
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and their friend Howard.
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Hey, I...
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Hang on.
Let's see where he's going.
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She befriends them,
and then lies in wait
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until they reveal
a marketable idea,
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which she steals
and sells to the highest bidder.
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- That is ridiculous.
- Oh, is it?
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Let's see you come up
with an explanation
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as to why this woman hangs out
with us all the time.
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Oh, great. You know what?
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I've already mooched
dinner off you guys.
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I don't need to listen to this.
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There's your answer--
free food.
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All right,
I've taken the liberty
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of drafting
these workflow charts
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which outline our various duties
and the path we will follow
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as we develop
our ground-breaking new app.
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Hey, why am I in charge
of phone support?
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Seems a bit racist.
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A customer service
representative
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with an Indian accent
will create the impression
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we're a vast enterprise that
uses overseas call centers.
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Oh.
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Very clever.
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But still racist.
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Duly noted, Steve
from Wichita.
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Why am I listed as your
executive assistant?
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Because the word "secretary"
has fallen into disrepute.
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FYI, my mother's
birthday is coming up.
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I'm going to need you
to pick up a present.
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Okay, we need
to stop for a minute.
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Leonard, please,
we can talk during our break.
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We have one coming up
at midnight.
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We'll need snacks.
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Sheldon, you're not in charge.
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It's my idea.
I'm in charge.
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Oh, of course you are.
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Look at the organizational
chart.
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You're clearly listed
as founder.
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Well, yes, and you're listed
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as Chief Executive Officer,
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Chief Financial Officer
and Chief Operating Officer.
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You missed
Chief Science Officer,
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Chairman of the Board, and Head
of the Secret Santa Committee.
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Okay.
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You need to get clear
on this right now.
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I am in charge of this project.
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Ooh. Leonard's going all
alpha nerd on Sheldon's ass...
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All right. All right,
I'm not going to argue with you.
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Sheldon Cooper is nothing
if not a team player.
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Dr. Hofstadter,
you have the conn.
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Thank you.
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I thought we might start
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by talking
about the user interface.
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Oh, dear Lord, we're doomed.
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So this button here
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will allow you
to scan a new equation,
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but over here,
you can press this,
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and just substitute new values
for the coefficients.
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Good one, boss.
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What?
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This diagram.
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I assume
you were opening with a joke.
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It certainly buoyed up
this employee's esprit de corps.
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It's not a joke.
It's the real design.
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In that case, may I offer
27 little tweaks
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to make it
slightly less embarrassing?
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Sheldon, I think
this will work.
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Let's just try it my way.
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Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.
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I assumed that you wanted
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candid truth-telling
from your employees,
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but I realize now,
you want the mindless nattering
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of complacent
yes-men.
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Are you done?
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If you say so, boss.
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So right now,
this button-press event
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is just triggering
a dummy procedure call...
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How about this
for the app name?
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The Surprisingly
Helpful Equation-Linked
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Differential
Optimized Numerator.
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So it spells "Sheldon."
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Does it?
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A happy accident.
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We're not doing
names now. Howard?
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Like I was saying, right now
it's just a dummy procedure,
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but eventually,
it will drop us into...
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All right, fine.
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If we're not going
to give it a name,
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can we at least give it
a secret code designation?
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- No.
- Hear me out.
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The atomic bomb
was The Manhattan Project.
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Windows 95 was originally
Project Chicago.
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For our app, I would humbly
suggest Project Nodlehs.
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That's just
"Sheldon" backwards.
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Another happy accident.
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We're not wasting time
with names right now.
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I see.
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Is that decision open
for discussion?
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No.
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Is the decision to not
discuss it open for discussion?
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No.
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Again,
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right now it's just
a dummy procedure,
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but eventually,
it will drop us into...
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I call for a vote
of no confidence
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and an immediate change
in leadership.
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Sheldon, stop it.
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When in the course of human
events, it becomes necessary
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to dissolve the bonds
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that tie three competent
scientists together...
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That's enough, Sheldon.
All right, let's get right to the vote.
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Show of hands--
all those opposed
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to Leonard
and his reign of tyranny.
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Okay, that's it, you're fired.
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Really?
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Why?
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Because you're impossible
to work with.
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I see.
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And is that open
for discussion?
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What are you doing?
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Oh. Good morning, shoemaker.
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I think you'll be pleased
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with what the elves were up to
last night.
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But I fired you.
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Oh, I know. I'm now
an independent contractor.
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No, you are
now nothing.
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You have no connection
to this project whatsoever.
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But I made it better.
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I don't want it better.
I want it my way.
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Well, that speaks volumes,
doesn't it?
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All right, I suppose
I'll go put on my bus pants.
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What the hell are bus pants?
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They are pants one wears
over one's regular pants
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when one sits on bus seats
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that other people
have previously sat on.
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But perhaps
from your lofty heights
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atop the corporate ladder,
you've lost touch
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with the struggles
of the common man.
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Look, I'm still happy
to drive you to work.
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Nothing's changed
in that regard.
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We're still roommates,
we're still friends.
259
00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:32,240
Except you identified me,
your best friend,
260
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,750
as a gangrenous limb
that needed to be severed
261
00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:36,360
from the organism
and tossed away.
262
00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:39,320
The desperate act
of a little man
263
00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,790
with a big Napoleon complex.
264
00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:44,620
You know what?
265
00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,920
Go put on your bus pants.
266
00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:55,480
Mm. Last night,
I had a dream
267
00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:57,090
we got so rich from the app,
268
00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,500
you and I bought matching
side-by-side mansions.
269
00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,300
But...
270
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:03,750
there was a secret tunnel
271
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,840
connecting your front yard
to my back yard.
272
00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:13,270
What do you think that means?
273
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:18,400
It means after we play handball,
I'm showering at home.
274
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,620
Good morning, Friend Howard.
275
00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:24,920
Friend Raj.
276
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,460
I see you gentlemen
are enjoying beverages.
277
00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:30,860
Perhaps they would taste better
out of these.
278
00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:34,200
"World's Greatest
Astrophysicist"?
279
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,760
Don't thank me. You earned it.
280
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:41,200
"Howard Wolowitz."
281
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:45,270
Why not
"World's Greatest Engineer"?
282
00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:46,370
I'm sorry.
283
00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:48,110
I typed that
into the label maker,
284
00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:49,440
but I just couldn't press enter.
285
00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:51,630
Now down to business.
286
00:11:51,630 --> 00:11:54,820
What would it take for you
to abandon Leonard
287
00:11:54,820 --> 00:11:56,350
and join me in a rival company?
288
00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:58,520
Unless, of course,
the mugs are sufficient,
289
00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,060
in which case, welcome aboard.
290
00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:03,220
We're not quitting on Leonard.
291
00:12:03,230 --> 00:12:06,060
I understand.
Your loyalty is admirable.
292
00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:09,700
But what if I were
to up the ante?
293
00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,870
What are you talking about?
294
00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:14,400
Monogrammed key chains
295
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,210
with a built-in laser pointer.
296
00:12:19,810 --> 00:12:21,910
No?
297
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,800
How about can cozies
298
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:28,420
emblazoned
with our university mascot?
299
00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:31,220
Go, Beavers.
300
00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:34,260
I'll be back.
301
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:39,090
Okay, let's try this one.
302
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,330
"Spherical Hankel function."
303
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,900
Hold on.
304
00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:46,070
That's it!
305
00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:47,270
Eureka!
306
00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:49,100
Hey, we agreed when
it was "Eureka" time,
307
00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,110
we were all gonna
say it together.
308
00:12:51,110 --> 00:12:52,310
Fine.
309
00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,310
Let's say it together.
310
00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:55,340
No. The moment
has passed.
311
00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:58,050
Greetings, gentlemen.
312
00:12:58,050 --> 00:13:00,080
How goes your
little project?
313
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,320
You mean,
"Project Lenwoloppali"?
314
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:06,620
Ah, a combination
of all your names.
315
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,710
Very clever.
316
00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:10,490
I assume "Koothranardowitz"
was taken?
317
00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:13,830
We're actually
scanning equations
318
00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:15,200
and getting good results.
319
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,520
Oh, well then,
by all means, carry on.
320
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,430
I wouldn't want
to impede your progress.
321
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,940
Howard, did you solve
the install time problem yet?
322
00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:23,470
No. It's a little tricky.
323
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,440
I'm gonna try having it pick up
the libraries dyn...
324
00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:34,320
What are you doing?!
325
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:38,120
Playing the theremin.
326
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:42,890
No. I mean, what are you
doing with a theremin?
327
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,430
Playing it.
328
00:13:45,430 --> 00:13:48,660
I've loved the theremin
from the first moment
329
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:50,800
I heard the original
Star Trek theme.
330
00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,270
And it's been killing me
331
00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:55,240
that it just sits in my closet,
gathering dust.
332
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:11,520
Sheldon!
We're working here!
333
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,790
That's all right.
334
00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:16,660
I can barely hear you
over my theremin.
335
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,970
Well, that was a
little uncalled for.
336
00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:26,930
No, that was
completely called for.
337
00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:28,290
We need quiet.
338
00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:30,640
So, your project is more
important than mine?
339
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:34,880
Well, seeing as your project
is to sabotage my project, yes.
340
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,440
Don't beat around the bush,
Leonard.
341
00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:37,480
If you don't want me here,
342
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,410
just say the word,
and I'll leave.
343
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,350
Could have beaten
around the bush a little.
344
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:53,260
♪ Nobody knows ♪
345
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:56,230
♪ The trouble I've seen ♪
346
00:14:56,230 --> 00:15:01,740
♪ Nobody knows my sorrow ♪
347
00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:05,170
♪ Oh, oh, oh. ♪
348
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,810
What you doing?
349
00:15:06,810 --> 00:15:09,140
Trying to contact
your home planet?
350
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:11,710
I'm practicing my theremin.
351
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,580
Oh.
352
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,150
♪ Nobody knows ♪
353
00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:18,920
♪ The trouble I've seen ♪
354
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:23,260
♪ Glory, hallelujah. ♪
355
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,990
Something got you down,
there, Sheldon?
356
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,630
Leonard kicked me out
of my own apartment.
357
00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:30,830
And his app team.
358
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,970
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
359
00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:34,850
He wouldn't drive me
to work today.
360
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,020
I had to wear
my bus pants.
361
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,940
- Is that so?
- Yes.
362
00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:40,340
And they're
still sticky.
363
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,510
Aw...
364
00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:43,610
Probably going to have
to throw them away.
365
00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:48,150
Hey, you don't need
Leonard and his app.
366
00:15:48,150 --> 00:15:49,420
You can make one with me.
367
00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:51,190
With you?
368
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,260
Seriously,
I have a great idea for one.
369
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:57,790
Is it better than your idea
to move to Los Angeles
370
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,490
and become a famous actress?
371
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:02,440
Okay, look...
372
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,340
when you see someone
wearing shoes you like,
373
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:05,720
you just snap a picture of them,
374
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,260
and the app goes on the Internet
375
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:08,790
to find out
where you can buy them.
376
00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:11,090
That's your app idea?
377
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:12,030
Well, you don't like it?
378
00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:14,130
I didn't say that.
But no, I don't.
379
00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:16,660
Why not?
380
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:18,170
Oh, Penny,
where do I begin?
381
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,630
The simple-mindedness
of your idea
382
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:24,240
is exceeded only by its
crass consumerism and banality.
383
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,140
And Leonard didn't want
to work with you?
384
00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:27,780
Imagine that.
385
00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:29,580
I know, it's baffling.
386
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,850
♪ Nobody knows ♪
387
00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:37,550
♪ The trouble I've seen... ♪
388
00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:39,650
Sheldon, I'm gonna
make some cocoa.
389
00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:41,260
Do you want some?
390
00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:43,020
Do you make it
with milk or water?
391
00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:44,690
- Milk.
- Real cocoa?
392
00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:46,760
That's what it says
on the packet.
393
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,960
Do you have
those little marshmallows?
394
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:49,930
No, sorry.
395
00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:52,370
Well, I suppose
it's appropriate.
396
00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:53,470
What does that mean?
397
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:57,270
A disappointing drink
for a disappointing day.
398
00:17:00,110 --> 00:17:01,380
Hey, look at this.
399
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:03,410
20 people from the university
have already signed up
400
00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:04,910
for our private beta.
401
00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:06,180
I'm telling you,
402
00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,250
the Lenwoloppali
Differential Equation Scanner
403
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:11,120
meets a real need.
We've got a hit.
404
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,590
What do you think we
should sell it for?
405
00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:15,190
Well, based on the fact
that our potential market
406
00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:17,230
is about 70 or 80 guys,
407
00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:18,360
and you want a submarine,
408
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,190
I'd say about a
million dollars a pop.
409
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,500
Well, what if we put out a lite
version for half a million?
410
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,300
You know,
get the word of mouth going.
411
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,500
Hi. I'm sorry
to bother you guys,
412
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,300
but you've got to come
take your Sheldon back.
413
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,110
What's he doing
in your apartment?
414
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,540
Well, he was moping down in the
lobby, so I invited him over.
415
00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:35,810
Now I regret it.
416
00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:38,430
Why do you regret...
Uh, never mind, stupid question.
417
00:17:38,430 --> 00:17:40,820
Look, can't you just let him
play with you until bedtime?
418
00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:43,900
We're not playing.
419
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:45,090
This is real work.
420
00:17:45,090 --> 00:17:47,260
We're going to
be hundred-aires.
421
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,960
Okay. What if I got him
to apologize
422
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,330
and promise to behave?
423
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,400
Then I guess we would
let him back on the app team,
424
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,700
and while we're doing that,
you could take an aerial tour
425
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:02,870
of L.A. on your flying pig.
426
00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:05,010
Okay. Wait right here.
427
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,710
I'll tell you one thing.
If I get rich enough,
428
00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:11,910
that's the kind of girl I want
to take on a submarine ride.
429
00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:16,020
And yes, that time,
I meant it to be dirty.
430
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,750
Really?
431
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,390
Leonard wants me back?
432
00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:24,530
Oh, yes. He says they
are lost without you.
433
00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:28,200
Well, we sure saw that coming.
434
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,650
That's right.
435
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,930
You know what
I'm going to do?
436
00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:34,440
I am going to sit here
and just let them stew.
437
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:39,410
No, no, no. You know,
438
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,040
they have
suffered enough.
439
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,510
Everybody's
suffered enough.
440
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:46,680
The thing is, you're going
to have to offer him
441
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,720
a face-saving
way out of this.
442
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:49,880
How?
443
00:18:49,890 --> 00:18:51,090
Say you're sorry.
444
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:52,720
Oh, no.
445
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:56,220
Mrs. Mary Cooper
didn't raise her no liars.
446
00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:59,330
Okay. Um...
447
00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:01,130
How about this? You know
how you're always trying
448
00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:02,330
to learn about sarcasm?
449
00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:04,100
No.
No?
450
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,770
I was being sarcastic.
451
00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:09,100
Oh. Good for you.
452
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:11,510
So all you have to do here
is say you're sorry to Leonard,
453
00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:13,240
but say it
sarcastically.
454
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,440
Of course.
455
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,380
He will hear it as an attempt
to mend fences,
456
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:20,750
as opposed
to the withering condemnation
457
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,520
you and I will know it to be.
458
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:25,040
Yeah. Yeah, that
was my plan.
459
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,290
All right.
Come on. Let's go.
460
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,820
Oh, by the way,
thank you
461
00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:29,690
for the delicious cocoa.
462
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:30,690
Oh, you're welcome.
463
00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:32,490
Boy, I'm getting
good at this.
464
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,170
Okay, now that you're
back on the team,
465
00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:39,170
let's get you caught up.
466
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:41,670
Before you begin,
let me say again
467
00:19:41,670 --> 00:19:44,740
how deeply sorry I am
for my earlier behavior
468
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:48,980
and how much I respect
and admire your leadership.
469
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:52,780
Thank you.
470
00:19:56,890 --> 00:19:58,250
So as you can see,
471
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:01,090
not only can you store
your favorite equations,
472
00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:03,290
but you can forward them
to your friends
473
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:06,590
or post them on Facebook
right from the app.
474
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,660
Well, I must say,
I am impressed.
475
00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:09,750
Thanks.
476
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,000
You all have clearly put
in a lot of hard work.
477
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,170
We have.
478
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,400
As a result,
you have taken
479
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,540
the most important step
on the road to success:
480
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:18,220
learning what not to do.
481
00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:20,040
Now, let's start fresh.
482
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,640
Howard, we're going
to need some tea.
483
00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:31,870
Okay, these are Uggs.
484
00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:34,570
These are Crocs.
485
00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:36,940
These are knockoff
Manolo Blahniks.
486
00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:38,510
Bored.
487
00:20:38,510 --> 00:20:41,490
Look, you said it yourself,
we have to create a database
488
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,610
before you can write
an alga-thingy.
489
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,010
Algorithm.
490
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,410
You see, Penny, Alan Turing
defined an algorithm...
491
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,180
Bored.
492
00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:50,180
Okay.
493
00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:51,990
These are Steve Maddens.
494
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:53,890
These are Nine West.
495
00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:57,390
These are Target. Oh, but don't
they look like Chanel?
496
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,590
These are
Michael Kors...
497
00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,960
♪ Nobody knows... ♪
498
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:11,740
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