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Clarify something for me.
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Isn't the point
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of a communal meal
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the exchange of ideas
and opinions?
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An opportunity to consider
important issues of the day?
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It is.
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You just kind of put
a damper on things
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when you said,
"The next person I see talking
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with food in their mouth
will be put to death."
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Well, we could argue about
who said what all night long,
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but to set things back
on course,
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I will propose
a new topic of conversation.
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Great.
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What is the best number?
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By the way, there's only
one correct answer.
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5,318,008?
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Wrong.
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The best number is 73.
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You're probably wondering why.
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No. Uh-uh.
We're good.
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73 is the 21st prime number.
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Its mirror, 37, is the 12th,
and its mirror, 21,
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is the product of multiplying--
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hang on to your hats--
seven and three.
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Eh? Eh? Did I lie?
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We get it.
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73 is the Chuck Norris
of numbers.
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Chuck Norris wishes.
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In binary 73 is a palindrome:
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"one-zero-zero-
one-zero-zero-one"
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which backwards is "one-zero-
zero-one-zero-zero-one"--
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exactly the same.
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All Chuck Norris backwards
gets you is: "Sirron Kcuhc."
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Just for the record,
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when you enter 5,318,008
on a calculator,
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upside-down it spells "boobies""
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Remember when you were wondering
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why the girls didn't
want to eat with us tonight?
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Yeah, I get it now.
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I love your little
heart locket, Bernadette.
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Oh, thanks.
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Howard gave it to me.
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It's the cutest thing.
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Every time I have
dinner with his mom,
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the next day I get jewelry.
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Did you know that the iconic
Valentine's heart shape
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is not actually based
on the shape of a human heart,
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but rather on the shape
of the buttocks
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of a female bending over?
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Oh, so I spent seventh grade
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dotting my I's
with little asses?
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Cool.
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Hey, Penny, how's it going?
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Hey, Zack,
what are you doing here?
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My dad's company prints
the menus for this place.
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I'm just dropping off
some new ones laminated.
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Makes 'em easier to clean
if people throw up on 'em.
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Guess how I got the idea?
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Yeah, I got it, I got it.
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Uh, Zack, these are
my friends Bernadette and Amy.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Hoo.
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Okay, well, it was
good to see you.
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Yeah, you, too.
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He's really cute.
How do you know him?
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Oh, we went out
a couple of times.
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I'm often flummoxed
by current slang.
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Does "went out" mean
"had intercourse"?
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Yes.
No, no.
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But in this case, yes.
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Interesting.
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And was it not satisfactory?
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No, it was great.
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He just didn't really challenge
me on an intellectual level.
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Couldn't you just fool around
with him and then listen to NPR?
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Wouldn't help. Zack
can't even spell NPR.
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It's what I do with Howard.
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I'm much smarter than he is.
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But it's important
to protect his manhood.
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Hoo.
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What's the matter?
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I'm suddenly feeling flushed.
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My heart rate is elevated,
my palms are clammy,
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my mouth is dry.
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In addition, I keep
involuntarily saying "hoo."
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Oh, we know what's
causing that, don't we?
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It's no mystery.
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I obviously have the flu
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coupled with sudden-onset
Tourette's syndrome.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x10 ♪
The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
Original Air Date on December 9, 2010
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Did you hear about the
accident at the bio lab?
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No.
What happened?
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They were injecting rats
with radioactive isotopes
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and one of the techs got bit.
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Did he get superpowers?
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No, he got five stitches
and a tetanus shot.
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Oh. Well, that's disappointing.
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Why?
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Well, you get bit by a
radioactive animal in a lab,
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you kind of want to turn
into a superhero.
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Yeah, but who'd want
to become Rat-Man?
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Who wouldn't?
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You could zip through
a maze in nothing flat,
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squeeze through
really small holes,
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and shut down restaurants
in a single bound.
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And the best part is,
if I were Rat-Man,
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you could be my
sidekick, Mouse Boy.
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Mouse Boy?
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You don't like "Mouse Boy"?
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How about "Kid Vermin"?
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First of all,
if we had superpowers,
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I wouldn't be the sidekick.
You'd be the sidekick.
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Rat-Man is nobody's sidekick.
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Leonard, settle this.
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Of the two of us, who's
the obvious sidekick?
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Yeah, Leonard, who?
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12 years after high school,
and I'm still at the nerd table.
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Aren't you slicing that
man's brain a little too thin?
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It's too thin if I were making
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a foot-long brain sandwich
at Quiznos.
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For examination under a two-
photon microscope, it's fine.
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Well, you're the expert.
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If the correct way to do it
is the wrong way, then I yield.
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Very well.
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If you die and donate
your body to science,
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I promise to slice your brain
like Canadian bacon.
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Thank you.
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Now, if you'll
excuse me,
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I have to take my temperature.
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Are you monitoring
your circadian rhythms
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in order to identify your periods
of maximum mental acuity?
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I did that one summer.
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Ah, youth.
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No, I experienced some
distressing symptoms last night,
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so I'm checking
my vital signs every hour.
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I'd be happy to create a chart
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and participate in a
differential diagnosis.
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Oh, that sounds like fun.
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All right.
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What were the symptoms?
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Elevated heart rate,
moist palms, dry mouth
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and localized
vascular throbbing.
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Localized to what region?
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Ears and genitalia.
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Interesting.
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Not body parts
that usually team up.
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What about
environmental factors?
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Describe the scene for me.
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I was sitting in a restaurant
with Penny and Bernadette,
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drinking water-- carbonated
as it was a special occasion.
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Penny's friend Zack stopped by
and said hello and I said "hoo."
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Who?
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Zack.
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Then why did you ask?
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Ask what?
Who.
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Zack.
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All right, let's start over.
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What did you say
when Zack walked in?
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"Hoo."
Zack.
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Why do you keep saying "Zack"?
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Because you keep saying "who."
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I'm not saying "hoo" now.
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I said "hoo" last night.
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And the answer was Zack,
correct?
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There was no question.
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I simply said "hoo."
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All right, I think
I have enough to go on.
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Possible explanations
for your symptoms are,
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in descending order
of likelihood:
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hyperthyroidism,
premature menopause,
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hosting an alien parasite or--
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and I only include it
for the sake of covering
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absolutely all bases--
sexual arousal.
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Where would I have picked up
an alien parasite?
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There you are.
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Oh, hey.
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Let me ask you a question.
What are you most afraid of?
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I don't know. Um...
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Nuclear war.
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Accidentally being
buried alive.
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Any of those movies where
you get that phone call
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that says you're
going to die.
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And then you do.
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No. Something very specific
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that we both know you,
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Rajesh Koothrappali,
are terrified of.
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Well, type two diabetes
runs in my family.
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The thought of
losing a toe...
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Spiders!
You're afraid of spiders!
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What the heck is this?
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A jar with a big spider
in it, of course.
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Bravery test.
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First one to take his hand out
is the sidekick.
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Are you crazy?
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Perhaps.
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Are you scared?
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No. But it's a stupid test.
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Oh, really?
What if the earth was in danger
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and the only way to save it was
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to stick your hand
in a jar with a spider?
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Oh, yeah?
What if the earth was in danger
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and the only way
to save it was to take a shower
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in the locker room and let
other guys see you naked?
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Oh, come on.
That's never gonna happen.
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Put your hand
in the jar
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or forever be revealed
as my sidekick.
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All right, I will.
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How did you get so brave
all of a sudden?
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It's easy.
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The spider's crawling
up your arm.
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Get it off! Get it off!
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Please, Raj!
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Please.
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Oh!
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My blood work shows
thyroid function normal.
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Cortisol levels normal.
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How about your
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follicle-stimulating hormone
levels?
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Sheldon, I am not going
through menopause.
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Are you sure?
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You said that with
the testy bark of an old biddy.
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I think we need
to face the cold, hard truth:
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I was sexually aroused
by Penny's friend Zack.
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Hang on. I don't know
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that we've given
the alien parasite hypothesis
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a fair shake.
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Let's look at this logically.
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I have a stomach; I get hungry.
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I have genitals; I have the
potential for sexual arousal.
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A cross we all must bear.
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You know, in difficult
moments like this,
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I often turn to a force
greater than myself.
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Religion?
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Star Trek.
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Did you see
Star Trek: The Motion Picture?
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No.
Don't. It's terrible. However...
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in it, we learn that
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when Spock finds himself
drawn off the path of logic
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by feelings bubbling up from his
human half, he suppresses them
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using the Vulcan mental
discipline of Kolinar.
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Are you suggesting
we live our lives
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guided by the philosophies
found in cheap science fiction?
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"Cheap science fiction"?
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What are you doing?
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Using Kolinar to suppress
my anger at that last comment.
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Is it possible that your
concern for me at this moment
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is motivated by nothing more
than simple jealousy?
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I hadn't considered that.
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Give me a moment.
259
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All right, I've considered it.
260
00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:43,420
And?
I reject it.
261
00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:46,360
You reject it because
you don't feel jealousy,
262
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,500
or because you are
suppressing jealousy?
263
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,500
I think
I'll eat my lunch at home.
264
00:11:54,370 --> 00:11:55,870
That's not your
lunch, Sheldon;
265
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those are the cadaver
brain specimens.
266
00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:00,640
Oh.
267
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,390
As they were incorrectly sliced,
268
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,610
you can see how I could
mistake them for my sashimi.
269
00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:16,100
Hello.
270
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:19,390
Hey. Isn't tomorrow
your usual laundry night?
271
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:22,560
The supermarket was out of
my regular fabric softener.
272
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:25,310
If this one under-
or over-softens,
273
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,100
I'll need time
to make things right.
274
00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,800
That's thinking ahead.
275
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:33,160
The alternative would be
to think backwards.
276
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,770
That's just remembering.
277
00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:37,780
So how's Amy?
278
00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:40,150
Amy's changed.
279
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:42,620
I might have to let her go.
280
00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,220
Oh, no. Why?
281
00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:46,950
I thought she was
a highly evolved creature
282
00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:49,060
of pure intellect, like me.
283
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,870
But recent events indicate that
284
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,340
she may be a slave
to her baser urges.
285
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,360
Like you.
286
00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,230
Just going to
skip over that insult.
287
00:12:59,230 --> 00:13:01,680
What insult?
288
00:13:01,690 --> 00:13:04,770
Yeah. That's why
I'm going to skip over it.
289
00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:06,640
Are you saying that Amy is...
290
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,640
oh, what's the
scientific word...
291
00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:12,410
Forget science. She's horny.
292
00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:16,400
Oh! Okay. Wow.
293
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,750
It's simple biology. There's
nothing I can do about it.
294
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,090
Are you sure?
295
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,590
What are you suggesting?
296
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:32,230
I'm suggesting there
might be something
297
00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:35,670
you could do about...
Amy's urges?
298
00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:42,410
It's illegal to spay
a human being.
299
00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:47,210
Yeah. That's not
what I had in mind.
300
00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:48,680
Oh.
301
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:51,280
Oh!
302
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,950
You mean...
something I could do.
303
00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:55,020
Exactly.
304
00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:59,860
Well, I was hoping
to avoid this.
305
00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:02,860
But I might as well
get it over with.
306
00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:05,060
Thank you, Penny.
307
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:07,300
I'll let you
know what happens.
308
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,870
Oh, Amy, you lucky girl.
309
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,480
Yes. This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
310
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,050
Is this the Zack Johnson
311
00:14:20,050 --> 00:14:22,920
who used to have coitus
with my neighbor Penny?
312
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,920
Sorry to bother you.
313
00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:35,860
Hello. I'm looking
for a Zack Johnson
314
00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:39,400
who used to have coitus
with my neighbor Penny.
315
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,500
Coitus. It means intercourse.
316
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:45,170
And I have a feeling I'm
speaking to the right Zack.
317
00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:47,410
This is Sheldon Cooper.
318
00:14:47,410 --> 00:14:49,280
Fine. Shelly.
319
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:52,810
Yes, that does
sound like a girl's name.
320
00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:54,780
No, it doesn't bother me.
321
00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:57,720
Yes, "Smelly Shelly"
does bother me.
322
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,120
Let me tell you why I'm calling.
323
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,120
I'd like to know
if you'd be interested
324
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:04,760
in having sex
with Amy Farrah Fowler.
325
00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,160
Amy Farrah Fowler.
326
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,560
Yes, that is a girl's name.
327
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:13,350
Good grief. It's like trying
to talk to a dolphin.
328
00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:16,500
Really?
329
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,770
This is going to decide who's
the hero and who's the sidekick?
330
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,020
You got a better idea?
331
00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:34,450
Every idea is better
than this idea.
332
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:35,650
Ding!
333
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:38,490
Wait. What the hell is "ding"?
It's a bell.
334
00:15:38,490 --> 00:15:40,090
I don't think this
kind of wrestling has a bell.
335
00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:41,930
Fine. How do you
want to start?
336
00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:44,060
I say, uh, how about
one, two, three, go?
337
00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:46,700
One-two-three-go?
That's for babies.
338
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,730
Okay, how about, uh...
339
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,170
On your mark, get set, go?
340
00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:51,520
That's for a footrace.
If you want to race,
341
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,840
we have to go outside.
342
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,640
No, it's chilly outside.
Didn't bring my jacket.
343
00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:58,360
Oh, for crying out loud.
344
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,680
What kind of superhero
needs a jacket?
345
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,070
What kind of superhero says,
"Dibs on the red tights!
346
00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:04,780
Dibs on the red tights!"
347
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:07,750
All right, how about this?
Ready, wrestle.
348
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,360
Wait. Are we starting now? Or
is that what you're going to say
349
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,660
when we do start, or...
We're starting now!
350
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,830
Don't yell at me!
351
00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:24,300
Suppose there are worse ways
to spend a Friday night.
352
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,340
None come to mind.
353
00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:35,950
Look at this stamp.
On what authority
354
00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:39,350
are they permitted to
mutilate patrons as they enter?
355
00:16:39,350 --> 00:16:41,400
I'm sure it'll wash off.
356
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,020
Little comfort tonight.
357
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:45,090
I look like a Hell's Angel.
358
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:48,560
There's Zack.
359
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,230
Are you sure this is
what you want to do?
360
00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:53,130
It's not what I want to do;
361
00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:56,000
it's what I have to do.
362
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,100
Go, Amy Farrah Fowler.
363
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:01,270
Follow your endocrine system.
364
00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:03,940
Thank you, Sheldon.
You're a good friend.
365
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,410
Please don't drag this out.
366
00:17:09,850 --> 00:17:12,920
This is never going to come off.
367
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,390
Excuse me?
368
00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:18,190
Zack, I am Amy Farrah Fowler.
We met the other night.
369
00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:21,430
I have spent my life in
pursuit of pure knowledge.
370
00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:23,160
Until I met you,
my decisions
371
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,060
were founded in
logic and reason.
372
00:17:25,070 --> 00:17:28,530
And yet here I stand before you,
130 pounds of raging estrogen,
373
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:30,870
longing to grab hold
of your gluteus maximus
374
00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:32,370
and make Shakespeare's
metaphorical
375
00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:35,310
beast with two backs.
376
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:39,110
My gluteus what?
377
00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:41,450
On the other hand,
378
00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:44,080
as I look at the blank, ape-like
expression on your face,
379
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,020
I have decided to adopt the
Vulcan practice of Kolinar.
380
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,590
Good-bye, Zack.
Bye.
381
00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:52,810
Hoo.
382
00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:58,500
That should hold me for a while.
383
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,140
I'm legally obligated
to inform you
384
00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:14,500
that I took a karate lesson
when I was 11.
385
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,420
I'd be a regular ninja by now
386
00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:18,170
if my mom could've
arranged a carpool.
387
00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:20,840
Oh, yeah?
388
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,960
Well, I've been taking
Pilates class at the rec center,
389
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,840
and my abs look like
sections of a Hershey bar.
390
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,880
Oh, yeah? Won't matter,
you're going down!
391
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,630
No, uh-uh, you're going down!
392
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,660
If anybody's going to go down,
it's going to be you.
393
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:36,440
Fellas. It's been 30 minutes.
Nobody's touched each other.
394
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:41,640
I'm glad you decided to reject
your animal hindbrain
395
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,280
and return to the
realm of pure intellect.
396
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,450
As am I.
397
00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:50,200
What are you doing?
398
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,370
An experiment.
399
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,920
Nope. Nothing.
Never mind.
400
00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:09,720
You realize you can't win.
401
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,530
I prefer to think
that I can't lose.
402
00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:17,430
You're wrong.
403
00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:18,670
It's only a matter of time
404
00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:22,600
before you fall into
Rat-Man's rat trap.
405
00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:24,070
You pathetic fool!
406
00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:27,040
If there were a rat-catcher,
wouldn't it catch Rat-Man?
407
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,440
Just because I didn't
express myself well
408
00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:31,830
doesn't mean my
underlying point was invalid!
409
00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:33,630
You bloviating buffoon!
410
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,120
You narcissistic nincompoop!
411
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,790
You crimson coward!
412
00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:39,190
Oh, Leonard, wake up,
413
00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:40,970
you're missing some very
excellent superhero quips.
414
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:45,950
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