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You know who's got to be
the bravest person
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in the Marvel Universe?
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Whoever has to give
She-Hulk a bikini wax.
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You want to talk brave,
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how about Captain America's
undocumented Mexican gardener?
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He's not braver than
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whoever uses the bathroom
after The Thing?
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As usual, you're all wrong.
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The bravest person
in the Marvel Universe
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is the doctor who gives
Wolverine his prostate exam.
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How about the guy who gets
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a prostate exam from Wolverine?
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Now you're just being silly.
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Wolverine's never displayed
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the slightest interest
in helping others
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prevent prostate cancer.
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Hello.
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Yes, the elevator's
out of order;
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you'll have to use the stairs.
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Of course you can.
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Pizza dates back
to the 16th century,
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while the first elevator
was not installed until 1852.
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That means that
for over 300 years,
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people carried pizzas up stairs.
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Be part of that proud tradition.
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I'll go get Penny while that guy
spits on our food.
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Do you think they gave Wolverine
an adamantium prostate?
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That's a stupid question.
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We're having
a conversation about
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probing the heinies
of superheroes.
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There are no stupid questions.
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Yes?
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Oh, um, is
Penny here?
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You're Leonard, right?
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Yeah.
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Damn, it's good
to finally meet you, son.
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Okay, I think a bit of
context here might help.
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Oh, hey, Leonard.
I see you met my dad.
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Oh, good.
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Context.
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Come on in, buddy.
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Take a load off.
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Oh, gee, Dad,
Leonard can't stay.
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He just dropped by to say hello.
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Thanks for stopping by, sweetie.
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I'll see you later.
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Bye.
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That was odd.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x09 ♪
The Boyfriend Complexity
Original Air Date on November 18, 2010
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Are you sure you have
enough comics?
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You're going to be monitoring
the telescope for 12 hours,
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and by my estimate,
you've only selected
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seven hours of reading material.
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That's even factoring in
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your difficulty in parsing
American comic book idioms
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like "Bamf!" and "Snikt!"
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Is that racist?
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It feels racist.
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Don't be oversensitive.
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He's calling you illiterate,
not your race.
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Oh, okay. Good.
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I don't need
more comics.
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Howard's gonna stop by,
we're gonna play
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Intergalactic Battleship
and Indian Monopoly.
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I don't care for
novelty editions of Monopoly.
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I prefer the classics:
regular and Klingon.
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Actually, Indian Monopoly's
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just like regular,
except the money's in rupees,
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instead of hotels
you build call centers,
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and when you pick a Chance card,
you might die of dysentery.
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Just FYI,
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that was racist.
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You'll never guess
what just happened.
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You went out in the hallway,
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stumbled into
an interdimensional portal
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which brought you 5,000 years
into the future,
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where you took advantage
of the advanced technology
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to build a time machine,
and now you're back
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to bring us all with you
to the year 7010
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where we are transported
to work at the Thinkatorium
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by telepathically controlled
flying dolphins?
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No.
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Aw.
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Penny kissed me.
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Well, who would ever guess that?
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What-what kind of a kiss?
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A big kiss. On the mouth.
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Is it possible that she was
going for your cheek
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and you moved
and she accidentally got lip?
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That happens with me and my mom
all the time.
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She introduced me to her father,
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kissed me and then
shut the door in my face.
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Maybe she was trying
to send you a message.
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You think?
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Yeah.
"This man is not my father.
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"I'm being held hostage.
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"So I'm going to do
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"something insane in the hopes
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that you'll call 911."
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Penny kissing me is not insane.
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She used to kiss me
all the time.
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Einstein defined insanity
as "doing the same thing
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over and over again and
expecting different results."
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By that standard,
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Penny is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
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I'm just saying,
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it felt like it may have
meant something.
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Ah, this takes me back.
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Leonard obsessing about Penny.
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I mean, don't get me wrong,
I love your new stuff,
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but once in a while
it's nice to hear the hits.
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Ooh, ooh!
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Do "Our babies will be smart
and beautiful."
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That one always makes me laugh.
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Why do I bother
talking to you people?
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If it'll make you feel better,
we rarely listen.
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Hey, can I talk to you
out here for a sec?
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Yeah, sure.
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I'm starting to think we're
never going to see that pizza.
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So you're probably wondering
what that was all about.
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What, uh, the kissing
and everything?
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Nah, women do that to me
all the time.
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Yeah, okay.
The thing is, I kind of
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told my father
we got back together again.
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What? Why?
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Well, you're the first guy
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he's ever really approved of,
you know?
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You're a scientist
who went to college
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and you don't have a neck tattoo
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or outstanding warrants
or... or a baby.
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What kind of guys
did you used to go out with?
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Just guys.
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Anyway, when I told him
we split up, he was heartbroken,
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and he kept bugging me:
"How's Leonard?
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"Why can't you get
back together with Leonard?
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I bet Leonard never
tipped a cow over on himself."
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So to get him off my back,
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I told him
we worked things out.
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Really?
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How-how'd we manage that?
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What?
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I mean, did you apologize?
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Did you have to woo me?
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Get over yourself.
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I whistled, you came running.
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Yeah, no, I don't think so.
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Okay, why are you
arguing about this?
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I'm just saying,
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if we fake got back together,
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that's totally not
how it fake happened.
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Oh...
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Okay, whatever.
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Will you please just play along
until my dad leaves?
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Hold on, you actually want me
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to deceive your father
with some sort of
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sham play acting and kissing?
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'Cause I'm good with that.
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Penny, you out here?
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Come on, honey,
not in front of my dad.
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Relax, I've seen you do
a lot worse with a lot stupider.
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See?
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He doesn't mind.
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So, Leonard,
I'm taking your gal out
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for a steak dinner;
you want to join us?
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Oh, Dad, that's nice,
but Leonard has to work.
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Right, Leonard?
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Uh, I do, I
have to work.
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But I'm gonna blow that
off to spend the evening
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with my sweetie and her
father, 'cause, you know,
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just the kind of
boyfriend I am.
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Oh.
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Come here, you.
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C-7.
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Miss.
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How could that be a miss?
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C-6 was a hit, C-8 was a hit.
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Part of your starship
has to be on C-7.
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Not if it has a hole
in the middle.
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What kind of spaceship
has a hole in the middle?
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A Romulan Battle Bagel?
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Knock-knock.
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Oh, great, you made it.
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Come on in.
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I invited her.
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So where's
the telescope?
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It's in Hawaii, but Raj
controls it from here.
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He's hoping to see Epsilon
Eridani dim, which would be
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evidence of a planet
orbiting it.
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So we just sit and stare
at the screen,
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waiting for
something to happen?
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I did it with you when
we rented The Notebook.
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Yes, Gena Rowlands
is a treasure.
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You'd better open up
that bottle of wine
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or I'm gonna end up
with swimmer's ear.
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Excuse me.
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I can't be drinking,
I'm about to make
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an important scientific
discovery here.
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What? Galileo did his best work
while drinking wine.
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How do you know that?
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Well, he was Italian.
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It's a reasonable assumption.
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Dude, can you even
open your mouth
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without spewing a
cultural stereotype?
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Oh, I-I'm sorry,
Galileo drank Diet Sprite.
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Look, you're my best friend,
she's my girlfriend;
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you should bond.
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You know,
like you and my mom did.
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Your mom creeps
the hell out of me.
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Yes, but she's stopped
calling you Slumdog Millionaire.
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I do appreciate that.
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Here we go.
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I'd like to propose a toast.
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To science and friendship.
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Hold on. Wait.
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No, it's okay, go ahead.
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What?
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Oh, I was working with
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penicillin-resistant gonorrhea
in the lab today
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and I was just trying to
remember if I washed my hands.
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Thanks for the steak, Wyatt.
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My pleasure.
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It's nice to have dinner
with a boyfriend of Penny's
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that knows how to use a napkin.
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So not funny, Dad.
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Let me tell you about this one
genius she was going out with,
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this-this
fella Donnie.
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Oh, will you please let it go?
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Donnie was gonna make millions
turning farm waste
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into biofuel and selling it
to the government.
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A lot of people are doing that.
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Oh, see?
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Yeah, but all Donnie did was mix
pig poop with a little water
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and pump it
into his mom's Camry.
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Yeah, that's great.
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It's a funny story. Moving on.
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And Donnie was a rocket
scientist compared to that boy
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who wanted to get beer pong
into the Olympics.
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What was his
name, sweetheart?
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Curtis, and I'm pretty sure
he was joking.
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I don't know.
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That petition
looked real to me.
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Yeah, okay, I think this ends
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the ex-boyfriend portion
of our evening.
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Well, I'm just glad you finally
found yourself a keeper.
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Thanks, Wyatt.
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I'm a keeper.
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Leonard, you want to come in
for a nightcap?
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Oh, gee, Dad,
he'd love to,
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but Leonard has to work
in the morning.
259
00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:28,150
Maybe I could
go in a little late.
260
00:10:28,150 --> 00:10:29,450
No, no, no, you can't.
261
00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:31,220
Your career is
far too important.
262
00:10:31,220 --> 00:10:33,160
Behind every great man
is a nagging woman
263
00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,790
who won't let him have any fun,
am I right, Leonard?
264
00:10:36,660 --> 00:10:39,600
Don't I know it.
265
00:10:40,910 --> 00:10:41,900
Well, good night, son.
266
00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,130
Good night, Wyatt.
267
00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:44,620
Oh, good
night, honey.
268
00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,400
Good night.
269
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,410
I love you.
270
00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,290
Love you, too.
271
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,690
Oh, friggety-frak.
272
00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:06,090
Not this again.
273
00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:15,370
Three, four, five--
pass go, get 2,000 rupees--
274
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,620
six, seven.
275
00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:20,920
Whoops. Can't go any further.
There's a sacred cow in my way.
276
00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,340
Bernadette, please
tell your boyfriend
277
00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:24,160
to cool it with
the cow jokes.
278
00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,360
It won't help.
279
00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,260
Once he finds a joke he likes,
he sticks with it.
280
00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:28,500
Yeah.
281
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,870
Like his haircut material.
282
00:11:29,870 --> 00:11:32,000
Oh, right.
Did you get your hair cut?
283
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,540
"No. I got them all cut."
284
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,670
Which is still
so funny.
285
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,390
And when you go
to a Chinese restaurant,
286
00:11:40,390 --> 00:11:42,710
he always gets the same fortune
in his fortune cookie.
287
00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:44,350
Right. "Help, I'm a prisoner
288
00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:46,350
in a Chinese
fortune cookie factory."
289
00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:50,450
Okay, I think that's enough
about me.
290
00:11:50,450 --> 00:11:52,850
He's right. Let's make
fun of his mother.
291
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:55,890
"Howard, come rub my feet!
292
00:11:55,890 --> 00:11:58,590
My corns are killing me!"
293
00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:02,330
"Howard, help me
out of the tub!
294
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,700
I'm stuck again!"
295
00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:10,640
Coming.
296
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,980
Hey, lovebug.
297
00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:17,100
Shut up.
298
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,100
You know what I've been doing
for the last hour?
299
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,750
Mm, dreamily doodling
"Mrs. Leonard Hofstadter"
300
00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:23,380
in a notebook?
301
00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:25,490
Listening to my father
go on and on
302
00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:26,990
about what a great guy you are.
303
00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:30,290
You got to admit,
I am... I'm delightful.
304
00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,600
Why are you making this
so difficult?
305
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,830
It's not difficult for me.
306
00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:36,530
I'm having fun.
307
00:12:36,530 --> 00:12:37,730
Leonard.
308
00:12:37,730 --> 00:12:39,370
What do you want me to do?
You started this.
309
00:12:39,370 --> 00:12:41,370
Do you want to go over
and tell him we're broken up?
310
00:12:41,370 --> 00:12:42,440
No.
Well, then, what do you want?
311
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:43,640
I don't know.
312
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,040
Don't you think that's something
you should
313
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,640
have figured out
before you stomped over here?
314
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,040
Maybe.
315
00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:51,710
Leonard, Penny, excellent.
316
00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:54,220
I'd like to say I'm very happy
that you're back together,
317
00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:56,750
and if I can figure out
a way to do so
318
00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:59,190
and sound sincere, I will.
319
00:12:59,190 --> 00:13:00,590
In the meantime,
320
00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:02,660
I'd like to go over
some proposed changes
321
00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:04,930
to the roommate agreement
specifically to address
322
00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:06,610
Penny's annoying
personal habits.
323
00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,530
Oh, my God.
324
00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,950
What personal habits?
I have a list.
325
00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:15,270
FYI, overuse of the phrase
"Oh, my God" is number 12.
326
00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:18,110
Okay, Sheldon,
you don't have to do this
327
00:13:18,110 --> 00:13:19,490
because Leonard and I are not...
Ba-ba-ba-ba.
328
00:13:19,490 --> 00:13:21,610
Are you sure you want
to include him in this?
329
00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:23,150
Include me in what?
330
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,710
Is there a plot afoot?
331
00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:27,120
I'll have no
truck with plots.
332
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,550
No, you're right.
333
00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:32,020
No, there's... there's no plots,
no trucks, no feet.
334
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,390
So what other annoying habits
shall we discuss?
335
00:13:34,390 --> 00:13:36,760
Uh, we don't
discuss anything.
336
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,800
Leonard is the signatory
to the roommate agreement.
337
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,560
As such, he bears
responsibility
338
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,470
for all your infractions
and must pay all fines.
339
00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:46,670
Fines?
Yes.
340
00:13:46,670 --> 00:13:48,240
If Penny's going to be
spending nights here again,
341
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,700
you'll need to set up
an escrow account.
342
00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:51,140
Sign here.
343
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,680
Hello, Hawaii.
344
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,150
This is Dr. Koothrappali
in Pasadena.
345
00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:02,480
I'd like you to reposition
the telescope, please.
346
00:14:02,490 --> 00:14:04,890
Scarlett Johansson's house!
347
00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:08,540
I'm kidding, Hawaii.
348
00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:10,460
Mahalo.
349
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,510
Whoo!
350
00:14:13,530 --> 00:14:14,930
It might have
been a mistake
351
00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:16,870
to open that second
bottle of wine.
352
00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:19,170
Well, live and learn.
353
00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:21,670
So, Raj, do you think this
planet you're looking for
354
00:14:21,670 --> 00:14:24,410
could have an atmosphere
that supports life?
355
00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:25,540
Maybe.
356
00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:27,410
If it did, I'd be famous.
357
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:29,340
I'd be on the cover
of magazines.
358
00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:30,950
And then,
instead of living alone
359
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:33,280
in my tiny apartment,
I'd have a big mansion.
360
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:34,750
That sounds great.
361
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,220
It is.
362
00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:38,420
If you like wandering
around a big, empty house
363
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,060
with no one to love you.
364
00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:44,890
We'd come visit you.
No, you wouldn't.
365
00:14:44,890 --> 00:14:48,100
You'd be intimidated
by my wealth and fame.
366
00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:50,100
My only friends would be
367
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,530
my genetically engineered
monkey butler
368
00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:54,900
and the little people I hired
to be my living chess set.
369
00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:59,710
He's taking a turn to
the dark side, isn't he?
370
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:01,880
Hold on.
He could come back.
371
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,250
Oh, what's the point
of everything?
372
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,680
Nope. He's gone.
373
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,230
You know it's been more
than a year
374
00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:08,480
since I've even kissed a girl?
375
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,570
What about that hookup
at Comic-Con you told me about?
376
00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:12,850
Oh, grow up. I was lying.
377
00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:15,320
I lie all the time.
Nobody wants to kiss me.
378
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,590
Oh, you poor, poor thing.
379
00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:20,500
Raj, you have to know
you're a wonderful man.
380
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,160
There are a lot of girls out
there who'll want to kiss you.
381
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:25,100
Where?
382
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,070
You just have to look.
383
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,770
No!
384
00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:44,350
Well, this was fun.
385
00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:51,830
Oh! I think
I got a nibble.
386
00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:53,610
Oh, be careful.
387
00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:56,250
Give him some line.
388
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,730
Okay, now reel him in.
389
00:15:58,730 --> 00:16:00,770
Oh, look at that baby.
390
00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:02,270
They're really biting, huh?
391
00:16:02,270 --> 00:16:05,120
Yeah. They do that
when you set it on easy.
392
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,780
Oh, that's me.
393
00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:11,300
Hello.
394
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,580
Oh, hi, sweetie.
395
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,880
Yeah, I got up early
and didn't want to wake you,
396
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,850
so I went out for coffee and ran
into Leonard on the way back.
397
00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:20,590
Guess what-- we're fishing.
398
00:16:20,590 --> 00:16:23,190
Yeah. Right here on his couch.
399
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:26,230
Hey, baby. I love you!
400
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,760
That's Leonard.
401
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:32,270
Says he loves you.
402
00:16:32,270 --> 00:16:34,470
What?
403
00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:37,240
I see.
404
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,310
The whole thing's
bull squirt, huh?
405
00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:43,310
Well, that's very disappointing.
406
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:45,510
Bye.
407
00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:52,950
Oh, hey.
408
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,920
There's been something I've
been meaning to tell you.
409
00:16:57,010 --> 00:16:59,290
I can't believe you would
lie to me like that.
410
00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,000
Just for the record, I did not
want to be a part of this.
411
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,260
I'll get to you in a minute.
412
00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:04,230
No hurry.
413
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:06,330
That my own daughter thinks
I don't love her enough
414
00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:08,190
to support her no matter
what choices she makes--
415
00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:09,270
well, that hurts me deeply.
416
00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:10,510
I'm sorry, Daddy...
Let me finish.
417
00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:11,770
Oh.
418
00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:13,140
I thought we were
past the days
419
00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,480
when you would try
to pull the wool over my eyes.
420
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:18,750
Telling me the baggie in your
underwear drawer is potpourri?
421
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,380
And the pee stick
in your bathroom
422
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:23,450
is to check for diabetes?
423
00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:29,320
You know, I'm sorry.
424
00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,130
You're a grown woman,
and I respect your right
425
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,990
to make your own decisions,
but all I ask
426
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
is you respect me enough
to be honest about them.
427
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,870
You're right. Look, from now on,
I will tell you the truth.
428
00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:40,050
Thank you. Now, why don't you go
and put some clothes on
429
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:42,470
and we'll grab a bite to eat
before I head for the airport.
430
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:44,140
- Now you.
- Daddy, he had nothing to do...
431
00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:45,970
- Keep walking.
- Okay.
432
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:53,080
Please, please, please
don't give up on her.
433
00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:57,150
What?
434
00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:59,220
I can't go back to the
skateboard idiots,
435
00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:00,820
the white rappers
and all those
436
00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:04,230
sweaty dumb-asses with
their backwards hats.
437
00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:08,230
Gee, I don't know
if it's in the cards, sir.
438
00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:09,730
Then, stack the deck.
439
00:18:09,730 --> 00:18:11,170
Cheat.
440
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:13,270
Lie. I don't care.
441
00:18:13,270 --> 00:18:14,870
I want grandkids before I die,
442
00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:17,770
and I want them to grow up
in a house without wheels.
443
00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:25,410
I'll give it a shot.
444
00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:27,080
Thank you.
445
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,970
Now I'm going to do something
here to help you along.
446
00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:30,640
Excuse me?
Just don't panic.
447
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,890
Now, get your sorry,
lying ass out of my face
448
00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:36,120
and make sure I
never see it again!
449
00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:38,090
Oh, the reverse psychology
thing.
450
00:18:38,090 --> 00:18:39,560
I see. That's very clever.
451
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,800
Don't yap. Just get out.
452
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,430
I'll friend you on Facebook.
453
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,670
Oh, there you are.
454
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,280
Just so you know,
I was up all night,
455
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,180
but I have finally completed
456
00:18:57,180 --> 00:19:01,020
the Penny-specific section
of the new roommate agreement.
457
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,680
Yeah, well, not necessary.
458
00:19:02,690 --> 00:19:04,450
We broke up again.
459
00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:19,830
Do you even think
about other people, Leonard?
460
00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:23,240
Do you?
461
00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:33,500
- Hey.
- Oh, how'd it go last night?
462
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,680
Oh, you know.
463
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,430
Same old, same old.
464
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:39,260
Looked through a telescope,
saw some stars.
465
00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:40,680
Big whoop.
466
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,870
Really?
467
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,350
You waited months
for time with that telescope.
468
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,490
What happened?
469
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:47,070
Why? You writing a book?
470
00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:49,320
I'm going to propose
a hypothesis.
471
00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:52,580
Last night,
Raj accidentally made contact
472
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:55,210
with an alien civilization
473
00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,380
and has been ordered
by the United States government
474
00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,420
to keep it a secret.
475
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:01,390
Nothing happened.
476
00:20:01,390 --> 00:20:03,150
Can we please just
change the subject?
477
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,690
That sounds rehearsed.
478
00:20:04,690 --> 00:20:06,320
We are not alone.
479
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,160
Hey.
480
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,490
Hey.
Hello.
481
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,760
Hey.
Hey.
482
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:15,500
You get to play with
Raj's big telescope last night?
483
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,540
Whoa.
484
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:21,360
Where did that come from?
485
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,910
He never touched my telescope.
486
00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:25,480
Way to go shutting up.
487
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,610
I did shut up. Now you shut up.
488
00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:27,980
Fine.
Thank you.
489
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,720
I can't believe
you didn't call me this morning.
490
00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:40,710
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