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Okay, help me out here.
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How does an archeology professor
get that good with a whip?
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Maybe he took a class
at the adult bookstore.
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That's how I learned.
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I can't believe you've never
seen Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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And I can't believe you've
never read Eat, Pray, Love.
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When she comes out with
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Eat, Pray, Run Away From A
Giant Boulder, I'll read it.
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I don't care if Eat, Pray, Love
changed your life,
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I'm not reading it.
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You know, I could totally
rock a hat like that.
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That's the work of noted
Hollywood costume designer
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Deborah Nadoolman.
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She also designed
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the iconic red and black jacket
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in Michael Jackson's
Thriller video,
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which I've never viewed
in its entirety,
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as I find zombies dancing
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in choreographed synchronicity
implausible.
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And also, it's really scary.
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Would someone please turn off
the Sheldon commentary track?
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There's no switch.
Just listen and learn.
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Penny, if you think
this is good,
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you should come with us Friday
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to see it on the big screen
at the Colonial.
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Well, I'm watching it now.
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Why would I want to see it again
on Friday?
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Because the print
they're showing on Friday
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has an additional 21 seconds
of previously unseen footage.
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21 seconds? That'll be like
seeing a whole new movie!
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Exactly.
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They say it finally solves
the submarine controversy.
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Did-- Leonard?
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I'm no expert, but I believe
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what we just heard from Penny
was sarcasm.
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Oh! Good.
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I'm eight for 26 this month.
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Yeah, I think I'll pass.
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But you guys enjoy
your extra 21 seconds.
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Bet if I could
make you understand
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why this is such a cool thing,
we'd still be together.
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Mm, yeah, no,
we wouldn't.
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Uh-huh.
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I'm guessing 21 seconds had
something to do with that, too.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 4x08 ♪
The Apology Insufficiency
Original Air Date on November 11, 2010
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== Sync, corrected by elderman ==
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-- Resync to The Big Bang Theory S04
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May I point out to you all
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that the screening is
"first come, first served"?
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Relax, it's 5:00. The movie
doesn't start till midnight.
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Another way of saying that is
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"the movie starts at midnight,
and it's already 5:00."
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Let's go.
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You know, if we miss it,
we'll have the fun of
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listening to Sheldon whine about
it for the rest of our lives.
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See? Howard's on my side.
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Actually, I'm not.
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I'm using sarcasm to mock you.
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Drat. Now I'm 8 for 27.
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Don't worry, Sheldon.
We'll be fine.
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What happened to
the Leonard Hofstadter
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who waited in line
with me for 14 hours
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to see the midnight premiere
of Star Trek: Nemesis?
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Oh. Well, he waited
in line for 14 hours,
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while you napped
in a lawn chair,
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he got in a fight
with a Klingon
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when he stepped
out of line to pee
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and you wouldn't wake up
to vouch for him,
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and worst of all,
he saw Star Trek: Nemesis.
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But how were our seats?
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Excellent.
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I rest my case.
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Amy, don't you agree we should
leave now and get in line?
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Actually, as the newest member
of your social group,
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I believe I'll gain more
acceptance by arbitrarily
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siding with your friends
from time to time.
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Shrewd.
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Leonard, you're right.
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We should enjoy our meal,
arrive late,
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and risk winding up
with terrible seats,
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assuming we get in at all.
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Thank you, Amy.
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See? It's working.
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Knock-knock.
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Who's there?
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Olive.
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Olive you, too.
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Guys, that's really
starting to get old.
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Knock-knock.
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Who's there?
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I have a girlfriend
and you don't.
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Hysterical!
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Wait, now, we don't know
that yet. He isn't finished.
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I have a girlfriend
and you don't who?
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So. Are you sure you don't want
to come with us to Raiders?
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Oh, no. That movie
has melting faces.
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It reminds me
too much of the time
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I dropped that vial of
flesh-eating bacteria
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into the Rhesus monkey lab.
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Besides, Penny and I are having
a girls' night tonight.
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Girls' night?
What does that entail?
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Oh, you know, girls get
together,
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hang out, share girl talk.
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I'm a girl.
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Oh. Well, maybe you can join us.
I'll ask Penny.
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No need. Penny and I
are very close.
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You are?
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Yes. In fact,
our menses are synchronized.
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Penny.
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Bernadette tells me you're
planning a girls' night.
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Yeah?
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I'm a girl.
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Oh. Um, it was-- it was just
going to be me and Bernadette.
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Besides, I thought you
were going to the movies
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with Sheldon and the guys.
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Yes, but they're not girls.
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I'm a girl.
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Yeah, no, no,
I-I-I got that.
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What's the dress code?
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Uh, just wear something
comfortable.
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All right.
I'll have to go shopping.
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Knock-knock.
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Who is there?
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Hugh.
Hugh who?
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Hugh people need to
listen to me.
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It's time to get
in line for the movie.
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And that's how you tell
a knock-knock joke.
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Under normal circumstances
I'd say, "I told you so."
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But as I have told you so
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with such vehemence
and frequency already,
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the phrase has lost all meaning.
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Therefore, I will be
replacing it with the phrase:
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"I informed you thusly."
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Ooh. Can't wait
for that to start.
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I informed you thusly.
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Eight for 28.
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This is where we could have been
if we hadn't stopped for dinner.
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This is where we could have been
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if Koothrappali
hadn't ordered dessert.
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Well I earned it, dude,
I ate all my broccoli.
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And here's where we are.
The runts in a large litter.
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unlikely to ever reach
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the nourishing teats
of Indiana Jones.
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So I guess it's a good thing
we stopped for dinner.
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You know, guys, when
facing disappointment,
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Eat, Pray, Love teaches us--
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Oh, shut up.
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...so anyway, to make
a long story short,
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turns out I have
an unusually firm cervix.
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You--
Amy, when we say "girl talk,"
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it doesn't just have to
be about our lady parts.
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Shame. 'Cause I have a real
zinger about my titled uterus.
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Penny, your nails
look great.
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Oh, thanks. I found
this place in Alhambra.
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It's in a woman's basement.
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I think it's a front
for human trafficking,
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but they do a really good job.
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A colleague of mine did her
graduate thesis on the fungus
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that grows on improperly
sterilized manicure implements.
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Well don't tell me
that's not "girl talk."
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So where should
we go tonight?
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A bar? A club? A movie?
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Or we could just stay here.
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Yes, and continue to bond.
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I have a feeling
that after tonight,
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one of you will become
my best friend forever.
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Or "BFF," if you prefer.
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Which I don't.
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All right, time to open
Bachelor Number Two.
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Gee, I don't know
if I should drink more.
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I have to drive home,
and I've got enough trouble
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seeing over the dashboard
as it is.
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That's okay.
You can just sleep here.
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Oh, good, a slumber party!
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We'll do makeovers,
initiate phony phone calls,
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and have spirited pillow fights
in our frilly nighties!
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Oh, gosh, Amy.
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I don't know if I would call
this an actual slumber party.
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Well, that's disappointing.
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I've always wanted to be
invited to a slumber party.
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Oh, you never were?
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Not even when
you were a kid?
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Well, there was the time
I had my tonsils out,
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and I shared a room with
a little Vietnamese girl.
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She didn't make it
through the night,
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but up till then,
it was kind of fun.
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Okay. Well, I guess we're
having a slumber party.
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Oh!
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Pillow fight!
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Oh, I hope they
let us in soon.
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I'm tired of running to the gas
station to use the bathroom.
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The guy makes me buy
a Gatorade every time.
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It's a vicious circle.
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Too bad you don't have
a stadium pal like me.
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What's a stadium pal?
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Let me put it this way:
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takes care of
the bathroom problem,
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and it keeps your calf warm.
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Hey, guys, bad news.
I just did a quick calculation.
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Given the size of the theater
and the length of this line,
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we might not get seats.
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What did he say?
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Nice going, Raj.
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Just got him down for his nap.
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We might not get seats?!
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It's fine, it's fine.
Go back to sleep.
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Oh, I informed you thusly!
I so informed you thusly.
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Howard, you talk to him.
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Howard?
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You're peeing,
aren't you?
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Hey, look who's here!
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Hey, buddies!
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Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton,
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the Jar Jar Binks
of the Star Trek universe.
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Mee-sa think that very funny!
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Well, you-sa can go think that
at the back of the line.
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No cuts, no buts, no coconuts.
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Wil Wheaton.
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Yeah.
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I'm a big fan.
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Of what? Poorly
executed beards?
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Do you think you could get me
and my friends into the movie?
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We got here
a little late.
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No problem. Come on,
I'll hook you up.
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Awesome.
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We-sa gonna go into
the movie now! Bye-bye!
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This is Indiana Jones,
not Star Trek.
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There should be no value
to his pseudo-celebrity here!
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And even at
Star Trek conventions,
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they only let him in
if he helps set up!
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Calm down, Sheldon.
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I will not calm down.
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This affront to justice and
decency cannot go unanswered.
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As Captain Jean-Luc Picard
once said,
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"The line must be drawn here!
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"This far, no farther!"
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Had to wake him up
from his nap, didn't you?
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You know what I really love
about Howard?
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His chest hair.
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Howard has a
hairy chest?
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No, just the one.
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But it's really long.
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00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:19,990
Okay, there you go--
Sultry Sunrise Red.
252
00:11:19,990 --> 00:11:21,590
What do you think?
253
00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:24,360
My nails have never
looked so pretty before.
254
00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,530
Get it off.
255
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,350
Oh, oh, uh, looks like
they're getting ready
256
00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:32,580
to let people in.
257
00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:35,640
Listen to what Mr. Wil
Wheaton is tweeting.
258
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:39,510
"Best seats in house
for Raiders screening.
259
00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:42,640
Suck on that, Sheldon Cooper."
260
00:11:42,650 --> 00:11:44,410
Why do you read
his Twitter feed?
261
00:11:44,410 --> 00:11:46,260
You know it's only
going to upset you.
262
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,620
I believe in knowing
my enemy, Leonard.
263
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:51,970
Had Twitter existed at the time,
would not General Custer
264
00:11:51,970 --> 00:11:54,260
have followed the tweets
of Sitting Bull?
265
00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:56,690
Would not Lee have
followed Grant?
266
00:11:56,690 --> 00:11:59,260
Would not Spy have followed Spy?
267
00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:02,930
I have more examples,
but excuse me.
268
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,600
Hello.
269
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,000
Well, this seems
like an odd time
270
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,570
to test my cell phone quality,
but go on.
271
00:12:10,570 --> 00:12:13,010
Test phrases? All right.
272
00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:15,740
Imatote.
273
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:17,780
Ulba.
274
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,550
Twad.
275
00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:22,120
All together?
276
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,590
I'm a total buttwad.
277
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,090
Why are you laughing?
278
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:32,360
Hello?
279
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,230
And that, girls, is how you make
a phony phone call.
280
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:38,170
I'm not sure I grasp
281
00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:40,770
the full entertainment value,
but all right.
282
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,210
Next on Wikipedia's list
of slumber party activities:
283
00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:45,490
"Truth or Dare."
284
00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:47,140
Okay, it's your game.
You go first.
285
00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:50,610
Hang on. I'm familiarizing
myself with the rules.
286
00:12:50,610 --> 00:12:53,310
Seems fairly straightforward.
287
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,580
Bernadette, truth or dare?
288
00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:57,150
Truth.
All right.
289
00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:59,650
To what temperature
must you heat beef
290
00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:01,260
in order to
kill the prion
291
00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:03,890
that causes bovine
spongiform encephalopathy?
292
00:13:03,890 --> 00:13:05,530
Um...
293
00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:08,230
Remember, you have
to answer honestly.
294
00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:10,500
Wait. No, Amy, you're
supposed to ask her
295
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,900
something personal
or embarrassing.
296
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,230
Oh.
297
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,500
All right.
298
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:17,440
What is the circumference
of your areolas?
299
00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:26,780
"Munching on
complimentary popcorn.
300
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:28,120
Woot, woot."
301
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,450
Oh, the gall.
302
00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:33,370
I hope his next tweet is
"Popcorn lodged in trachea.
303
00:13:33,370 --> 00:13:35,420
"Choking to death.
304
00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:37,330
Woot, woot."
305
00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:40,530
Guys, I am sorry.
We are full up.
306
00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:41,930
No!
307
00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:43,200
We're full up.
308
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,630
We really want
to see this.
309
00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:46,970
Isn't there anything
you can do?
310
00:13:46,970 --> 00:13:49,040
Sorry. Fire regulations.
Should've gotten here earlier.
311
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,870
This is nothing but a
blatant abuse of power
312
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:53,540
by a petty functionary.
313
00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:56,010
Explain to me why
Wil Wheaton and his lackeys
314
00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:57,710
get in and we don't.
315
00:13:57,710 --> 00:14:01,550
'Cause I'm the petty functionary
with a clipboard, bitch.
316
00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:05,550
I guess that's that.
317
00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:08,220
Let's go home.
318
00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:09,240
You know what?
319
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,860
I'm going back to
"I told you so."
320
00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:12,110
I told you so.
321
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,750
We can still see something.
322
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,450
Oh, the new Sandra Bullock movie
is playing two blocks away.
323
00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:19,970
You know Sandy B.
always brings it.
324
00:14:19,970 --> 00:14:22,400
Look-- a side door.
325
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,970
Come on, Short Round.
326
00:14:25,170 --> 00:14:27,010
I guess we'd better
go after him.
327
00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:28,410
Short Round?
328
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,130
Indy's young sidekick
from Temple of Doom.
329
00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,680
Yeah, I know who it
is, but why is it me?
330
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,920
You're right. It should
be a cuddly Asian boy.
331
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,080
Like me.
332
00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:40,620
"And Absolon hath
kist hir nether ye,
333
00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:42,660
"and Nicholas is scalded
in the towte.
334
00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:46,630
This tale is doon,
and God save al the rowte."
335
00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:52,970
What the hell was that?
336
00:14:52,970 --> 00:14:55,840
Bernadette dared me to
tell a dirty story.
337
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:59,340
"The Miller's Tale" by Chaucer
is the dirtiest story I know.
338
00:15:00,510 --> 00:15:02,210
It would have been hidden
in sock drawers
339
00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:05,850
if people in the 14th century
had worn socks.
340
00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:08,250
I thought it was pretty spicy.
341
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:12,150
Especially the part
where he kisses her nether ye.
342
00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:13,820
You might not
like it as much
343
00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:15,460
if you knew what
"nether ye" meant.
344
00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:17,490
if one cares
about hygiene,
345
00:15:17,490 --> 00:15:20,030
one ought not be kissing it.
346
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:23,000
Okay, my turn.
347
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,600
Penny, truth or dare?
348
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,820
Truth.
349
00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:28,170
Why are you still hanging out
with Leonard so much
350
00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:29,670
even though you broke up
with him?
351
00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:32,070
Oh, that's an
excellent question.
352
00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:34,440
For two people who claim to be
no longer pair-bonded,
353
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:36,880
you spend an inordinate amount
of time in each other's company.
354
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,750
Yeah.
355
00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:42,820
Dare.
356
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:45,350
I don't believe the rules allow
357
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:47,260
for an ex post facto
option change.
358
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:49,060
Yeah.
359
00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:53,590
Okay, look, just because we're
not seeing each other anymore
360
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,260
doesn't mean
we can't be friends.
361
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:57,070
I mean, Leonard's a great guy.
362
00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:59,270
Then, why did you terminate
your relationship with him?
363
00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:00,640
I don't know.
364
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,500
He got really serious,
and I wasn't ready for it.
365
00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:04,840
Interesting.
366
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,510
How will you react
if, in the future,
367
00:16:06,510 --> 00:16:08,610
you become ready for it,
and Leonard is unavailable,
368
00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:10,750
because another woman
has realized that he is--
369
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,180
to use your words--
"a great guy"?
370
00:16:14,950 --> 00:16:17,490
You can only ask one question.
371
00:16:18,490 --> 00:16:20,760
That one.
372
00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:24,430
You know what,
I don't want to play anymore.
373
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,030
Well, I'm not sure
how this is scored,
374
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,670
but I believe
we may have won.
375
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,310
Sheldon?
376
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:43,810
Sheldon?
377
00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:45,210
Where did he go?
378
00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:51,390
We're looking for Sheldon,
not Marmaduke.
379
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:55,390
You whistled?
380
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,690
What is that?
381
00:16:56,690 --> 00:16:58,230
Raiders of the Lost Ark
382
00:16:58,230 --> 00:17:00,230
with 21 additional seconds.
383
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,330
If I can't see it,
no one else can see it.
384
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:06,170
Sheldon, this is crazy.
385
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:09,870
No. Crazy was leaving
the projection booth unattended.
386
00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:11,120
Listen to me.
387
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,540
You are over-tired.
You're not thinking right.
388
00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:15,180
Put the movie back
before we get into trouble.
389
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:17,250
Trouble is my middle name,
Leonard.
390
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:20,050
Actually, it's Lee,
but I prefer Trouble.
391
00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:23,520
Oh, look who
they let in.
392
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:27,420
Don't worry, Wil Wheaton.
I was just leaving.
393
00:17:31,490 --> 00:17:33,030
Come on, Short Round.
394
00:17:33,030 --> 00:17:34,860
Yeah.
395
00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:40,400
Come on, guys!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
396
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,540
Let's see you run
397
00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:43,970
with a bag of urine
strapped to your leg.
398
00:17:43,970 --> 00:17:46,540
He's got the movie! Get him!
399
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:56,020
Why is there never a pontoon
plane when you need one?
400
00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:08,030
She's been in there
a long time.
401
00:18:08,030 --> 00:18:10,930
Clearly, losing Truth or Dare
upset her.
402
00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:13,920
Perhaps we should try
to take her mind off it
403
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,900
with another popular
slumber party activity.
404
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:17,970
Ooh, like what?
Well, the Internet suggests
405
00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:20,340
that slumber party guests
often engage
406
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:22,440
in harmless experimentation
with lesbianism.
407
00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:28,180
Where exactly on the Internet
have you been looking?
408
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,750
Penny?
Oh, hey, Amy.
409
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,920
Look, I'm sorry I got
so upset. I just...
410
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,790
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
411
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,290
What are you doing?
412
00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:40,660
Don't worry. I'll
avoid the nether ye.
413
00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:44,680
I might have gone
with eating raw cookie dough.
414
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:49,980
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