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That was close.
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God, I love the smell of paintballs
in the morning.
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Yeah, still funny, Raj.
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No way we can get to the ridge.
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The Chemistry department
has us cut off.
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What about the creek bed?
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The Pharmacology department
controls that.
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And they're all hopped up
on experimental steroids.
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That's it then. We're doomed.
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Time to acknowledge
that we are paying the price...
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...for some failing to attend Physics
department paintball strategy meeting.
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I told you, my mom has spider veins.
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I had to take her to the laser clinic.
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And I told you I wanted
to see a doctor's note.
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We need a plan.
How about Operation Hammer of the Gods?
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Which one is Hammer of the Gods?
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We hide in the parking lot
and ambush people when they come to pee.
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No, the dumpsters are deep
in Astronomy department territory.
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Shouldn't be a problem,
Venus is up during the day.
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They're probably
just all staring at the sky.
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All right, what we need now
is a tactical retreat.
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Did you see Stargate
where they found themselves on a planet...
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...with a culture based loosely
on Earth's Athens and Sparta?
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Not important.
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Leonard, Raj and I are gonna burst out
the door and run away.
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Howard will cover us.
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But why don't I run away
and you cover me?
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Because you chose your mother's veins
over victory.
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On three. One, two, three, go!
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I had to take her.
It's almost bathing-suit weather.
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I surrender, don't shoot.
They went that way.
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Howard, I'm on your team.
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Oh, Leslie, thank God.
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- Where's the rest of your squad?
- Uh....
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They left me here to die.
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What about yours?
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- Dead. All of them.
- Sorry.
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Don't be.
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It was friendly fire.
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They just wouldn't listen.
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Well, we're surrounded.
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So I guess there's nothing for us to do
but wait to be captured or killed.
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Hm. That's the worst part.
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The waiting.
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All the while knowing that there's a paint
pellet out there with your name on it.
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Yeah.
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The big wet ball of death.
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Kind of makes you feel more alive,
doesn't it?
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It kind of does.
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I say we make every moment count.
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I agree.
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How exactly do we do that?
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Howard, why aren't you covering us?
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We're getting slaughtered out here.
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War is hell.
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Did you see the new budget memo
this morning?
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Yeah, more cutbacks.
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Unacceptable. It baffles me...
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...why they don't simply let some of you go
so there's money available for my research.
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You know what baffles me, Sheldon?
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Based on your academic record,
any number of things, I would imagine.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hi, Leslie.
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I got the approval
for the rapid prototyper.
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That's great, Leslie. Thanks.
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You scratch my back, I scratch yours.
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What was all that about?
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Oh, uh, no big deal.
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They gave Leslie control
over some unrestricted grant money.
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Yeah, okay, but what's with
the back scratching and the meow?
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I believe the back-scratching metaphor
describes a quid pro quo situation...
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...where one party provides services
to the second party...
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- ...in compensation for a similar action.
- Thank you.
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The meow, that sounded to me
like an African civet cat.
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- Are you done?
- No.
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Despite what the name suggests...
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...the civet cat is not a true cat.
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Now I'm done.
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You know what? I'm thinking Howard
wasn't making a back-scratching metaphor.
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I'm thinking there was some
actual scratching involved.
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What about it, Howard?
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Okay, I didn't wanna say anything...
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...because I know you and Leslie
have a little history.
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- I don't care about that.
- Great, I'm dying to say something.
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You and Leslie?
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In the paintball shed. Twice.
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Is that why you didn't cover our escape
and let us get cut down like animals?
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Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.
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My good man.
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Dereliction of duty in the face of
the enemy is a court-martial offense.
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Court martial, schmort martial.
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Leslie Winkle is the fifth girl
I've ever had sex with.
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I mean, for free.
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And plus you got a rapid prototyper.
That's an expensive piece of equipment.
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The rest of us have had our budgets
cut to the bone.
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Okay, one way to look at this is that
I'm getting new equipment and you're not...
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...and that's unfair.
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But a better way to look at this
is that I'm getting sex and you're not.
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And that's delightful.
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The whole thing froze.
I don't know what happened.
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Calm down. We'll figure it out.
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How can I calm down?
I'm gonna lose my shopping cart.
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That's three hours of picking out shoes
just shot to hell.
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- Hello, Penny.
- Hello, Sheldon.
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You're in my spot.
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- Are you planning on sitting here?
- No, I'm going to the comic-book store.
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- What difference does it make?
- What difference?
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Here we go.
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That is my spot.
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In an ever-changing world,
it is a single point of consistency.
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If my life were expressed as a function...
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...on a four-dimensional
Cartesian coordinate system...
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...that spot at the moment I first sat on it
would be zero, zero, zero, zero.
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What?
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Don't sit in his spot.
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Fine. Happy?
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I'm not unhappy.
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Boy, I love him,
but he is one serious whackadoodle.
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Okay, that should do it.
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Oh, thank you. You are a lifesaver.
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That's a lot of shoes you ordered.
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Yeah, you know the sad thing is,
it's really not.
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Ooh, is this one of those paintball guns?
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You ought to come with us sometime.
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Oh, no, thanks. I'm from Nebraska.
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When we shoot things,
we wanna eat them...
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...or make them leave
our boyfriends alone. Ha, ha.
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Oh.
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Boy, your heart's racing.
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I must have really gotten you going.
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Well, it's partly you.
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Partly my transient, idiopathic arrhythmia.
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Sexy.
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Can I assume that
you've likewise found the experience...?
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Satisfactory?
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That wasn't quite the word
I was looking for...
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...but sure, I'll do this pass-fail.
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Hey, are you enjoying
that prototyper I got you?
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Oh, it's great. Everybody in the Engineering
department is eating their hearts out.
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Isn't it nice when your good fortune
makes others miserable?
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You know, most people don't get that.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ :
Howard, I'm home!
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- Oh, great.
MRS. WOLOWITZ: Book club was canceled.
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That thing on Phyllis' neck
opened up again.
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I'm busy, Ma.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: Too busy to help
your mother with her zipper?
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Don't come in, Ma.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ: Why not?
- He's got company!
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Oh, there's the arrhythmia.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Is she Jewish?
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- Are you Jewish?
- No.
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Yes!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Okay, then you kids have fun.
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Use protection.
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You think he'll notice?
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There's a chance.
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Oh, what are we gonna do?
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"We"?
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No, no, no, you had your chance to be "we"
for like a year and a half now.
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Right now, you are you,
and you are screwed.
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- Why do we have to tell him I did it?
- Not gonna tell him I did it.
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Okay, okay, how about this?
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We tell him somebody broke in.
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Just to shoot the couch
with a paintball gun?
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I'm sorry, I buy it.
All those people are on drugs.
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We could tell him they wanted the couch
to stay away from their boyfriend.
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Okay, fine.
Well, what if we just flip it over?
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There. Looks fine, right?
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Butt print.
There's no discernible butt print.
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Oh, come on.
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There. Butt print.
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It's too small and too perfect.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Shh. Act normal.
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Sheldon!
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- How was the comic-book store?
- Fine. The new issue of Flash is out.
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Great, great.
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Did you walk the whole way?
It's a little chilly.
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- Koothrappali picked me up.
- Isn't that terrific?
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He is such a good friend.
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You know what the best thing
about friends is?
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They don't talk incessantly
for no particular reason?
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No, no, friends forgive the little things.
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- I'm gonna go home and wash my hair.
- Don't you dare, missy.
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Hello, fastest man alive.
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Wanna see me
read your entire comic book?
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Wanna see it again?
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Something's wrong.
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- What do you mean?
- I'm not sure.
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It doesn't feel right.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Oh, that. Penny did that.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, God.
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Why don't you just eat
in your desk chair?
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Why don't I just eat in my desk chair?
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Here we go.
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That is my desk chair.
That is where I work.
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I don't eat in my desk chair
and I don't work in my spot.
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I work in my desk chair
and eat in my spot.
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Whackadoodle.
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You know, there's kind of
an obvious solution here. Get up.
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There, problem solved.
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Nobody cares where you're gonna sit.
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You're not crazy.
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Excuse me,
but the problem is not solved.
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If your head
had been accidentally amputated...
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...and we transplanted a dog's head
in its place...
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...would that be "problem solved"?
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If it were your head, it would be.
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Sheldon, I am really, really sorry,
but it's only for a week.
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Can't you be a little bit flexible?
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Yeah, sorry,
I didn't really think that through.
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You claim it's going to be a week.
I have no faith in your cleaner.
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- Why not?
- Did you notice the sign on his counter?
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He's not a full-time dry cleaner.
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He also makes keys.
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Oh, for God's sake, Sheldon.
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Focus is important.
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Was Michael DeBakey a wedding
planner in between heart transplants?
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Did Alexander Fleming
moonlight as a hair dresser?
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Thanks for discovering penicillin.
Now how about we try a bouffant?
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Oh, looks like
I'm gonna have sex tonight.
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- Hey, baby.
- His right hand is calling him?
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00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,570
No, it's Leslie Winkle. It's a long story.
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Sure. I'll pick you up in 10 minutes.
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Gentlemen, adieu.
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I thought we were gonna play
"Halo" tonight.
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What am I supposed to do?
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There's a woman out there
anxious to have sex with me.
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You understand, right?
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No, not at all.
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Nevertheless, I must depart.
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By the way, did I tell you Leslie pulled
strings and got me on the trip to Geneva...
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...to check out the CERN super collider?
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That's not fair.
You're not even a physicist.
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There are two ways
of looking at this--
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- Get out.
- Bye.
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You're improving.
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Thank you.
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It helps when I get to practice
with a real woman.
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Hey, listen.
Saturday, my sister's getting married.
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I want you to come with me.
It's black tie.
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Yeah, gee, I'd really rather not.
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Why not?
246
00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:27,270
When I go to weddings
it's to scam on chunky bridesmaids.
247
00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:29,968
I don't know
what I would do with a date.
248
00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:32,107
Oh, all right.
249
00:15:32,281 --> 00:15:33,805
I understand.
250
00:15:33,983 --> 00:15:35,644
Thanks.
251
00:15:36,285 --> 00:15:39,721
Hey, I'm really sorry
about that Geneva trip.
252
00:15:40,255 --> 00:15:42,280
- What about it?
- Oh, didn't you hear?
253
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:46,121
I had to reduce the number of people going
and you didn't make the cut.
254
00:15:47,062 --> 00:15:48,154
When did that happen?
255
00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:50,628
About 12 seconds ago.
256
00:15:52,334 --> 00:15:57,533
Hold on. Are you saying if I don't go
to the wedding, I can't go to Geneva?
257
00:15:57,973 --> 00:16:00,407
Well, actually, I'm trying not to say it.
258
00:16:00,576 --> 00:16:04,273
Okay, I'm sorry,
but that makes me a little uncomfortable.
259
00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:06,846
- How so?
- Because it's like you're controlling me...
260
00:16:07,016 --> 00:16:09,712
...with new equipment
and research trips.
261
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:13,787
If I weren't controlling you with equipment
and trips, I'd be uncomfortable.
262
00:16:13,956 --> 00:16:16,516
- How so?
- Because we'd be in a real relationship...
263
00:16:16,692 --> 00:16:18,990
...with feelings and all that crap.
264
00:16:21,296 --> 00:16:27,235
So bottom line,
I'm just a bought-and-paid-for sex toy.
265
00:16:28,771 --> 00:16:30,170
No.
266
00:16:30,539 --> 00:16:32,336
No, no, not at all.
267
00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:34,840
You're also arm candy.
268
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,138
So, what do you think?
269
00:16:39,381 --> 00:16:42,282
Hey, Ma, you gotta rent me a tux!
270
00:16:43,052 --> 00:16:44,781
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Right now?
271
00:16:44,953 --> 00:16:48,719
What kind of sex
are you having up there?
272
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,923
Why are you crouching there?
273
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,592
This is my spot.
274
00:17:02,137 --> 00:17:04,105
Where else am I supposed to crouch?
275
00:17:05,908 --> 00:17:08,342
I don't know, Texas.
276
00:17:11,146 --> 00:17:13,273
Here. Fresh from the cleaners.
Good as new.
277
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,542
Really? Great.
Sheldon, look. Good as new.
278
00:17:15,718 --> 00:17:18,619
From that key maker? I highly doubt it.
279
00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:22,249
Come on, Sheldon. Just give it a try.
280
00:17:24,059 --> 00:17:25,924
All right.
281
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:31,788
There. Nice and comfy-cozy.
Zero, zero, zero.
282
00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:34,966
There's one more zero.
283
00:17:35,537 --> 00:17:37,767
You forgot the time parameter.
284
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:39,464
Sit on the damn couch.
285
00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:04,956
Nope.
286
00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:08,828
What do you mean "nope"?
What's wrong with it?
287
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,802
Nothing, it's what's wrong with him.
288
00:18:11,974 --> 00:18:15,034
- It's exactly the same--
- Penny, Penny.
289
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:16,302
I know what to do.
290
00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:19,410
Sheldon, I have some bad news.
291
00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:21,572
More?
292
00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:23,074
I'm afraid so.
293
00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:25,720
You know the cashew chicken
I get you on Monday nights?
294
00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:27,549
Yes, from Szechwan Palace.
295
00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:31,419
Szechwan Palace closed two years ago.
296
00:18:33,996 --> 00:18:35,520
What?
297
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:39,394
- Where did my cashew chicken come from?
- Golden Dragon.
298
00:18:44,773 --> 00:18:46,434
No.
299
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,405
No, this isn't right.
300
00:18:50,579 --> 00:18:53,844
No, our food always comes
in Szechwan Palace containers.
301
00:18:54,016 --> 00:18:58,851
Yeah, well, before they went out of
business, I bought 4000 containers.
302
00:19:00,455 --> 00:19:02,685
I keep them in the trunk of my car.
303
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,056
But--
304
00:19:06,128 --> 00:19:08,619
Oh, this changes everything.
305
00:19:10,265 --> 00:19:13,132
I thought that might take
his mind off the cushion.
306
00:19:13,302 --> 00:19:16,635
What's real? What isn't?
How can I know?
307
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:21,200
- You did make that up, right?
- Oh, God, I wish I had.
308
00:19:23,478 --> 00:19:24,877
- Leonard?
- Yeah, buddy?
309
00:19:25,047 --> 00:19:26,776
I still don't like this cushion.
310
00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:33,052
Okay, first of all...
311
00:19:33,222 --> 00:19:36,385
- ...Penny, thank you for coming.
- Oh, thanks for the shoes.
312
00:19:36,825 --> 00:19:40,124
Penny is an amazing shot. I think
we have a chance to win this week.
313
00:19:40,295 --> 00:19:42,695
- What's the plan?
- Okay. Now, we all run out...
314
00:19:42,865 --> 00:19:45,595
...Sheldon and I will cut to the left
behind these trees.
315
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,736
Raj, Howard and Leslie
flank to the right behind the rocks.
316
00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:52,396
We'll all have a great view as Penny
runs out and kills everyone in sight.
317
00:19:52,574 --> 00:19:55,407
All right, just one thing before we start.
318
00:19:55,577 --> 00:19:57,169
What is it, Sheldon?
319
00:20:00,148 --> 00:20:01,342
What the hell?
320
00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:04,478
That was for my cushion.
321
00:20:04,653 --> 00:20:07,053
Sheldon, Penny was our only hope.
322
00:20:07,222 --> 00:20:12,285
I'm sorry, Leonard.
But revenge is a dish best served cold.
323
00:20:13,428 --> 00:20:15,396
Screw that.
324
00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:19,493
She can't shoot me. She's dead.
325
00:20:20,269 --> 00:20:22,396
He's right. You can't.
326
00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:31,744
Well, if we're going to descend
into anarchy....
327
00:20:36,118 --> 00:20:38,109
Okay. See you.
328
00:20:39,688 --> 00:20:40,848
Where are you going?
329
00:20:41,023 --> 00:20:43,457
Surrender, then Denny's.
330
00:20:44,305 --> 00:21:44,272
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