2 00:01:38,777 --> 00:01:43,701 [ © anoXmous @ https://thepiratebay.sx/user/[qusawa] 1 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:20,230 "A fine reward is offered for the return 2 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:23,758 of a slave woman stolen... 3 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:27,967 or absconded from the house of Claudius Appius. 4 00:03:28,007 --> 00:03:30,805 The following noblemen returning from Greece 5 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:35,507 have received pardon of Caesar and must not be harmed: 6 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:38,881 Publius Servilius Casca, 7 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:41,944 Marcus Tullius Cicero, 8 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:44,855 Gaius Cassius Longinus 9 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:49,453 and Marcus Junius Brutus. 10 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:52,828 The traitor Pompey has fled to Egypt. 11 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:54,992 Glorious Caesar follows." 12 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:26,922 Shoulder arms! 13 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,368 Forward! 14 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:33,835 Forward face! 15 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:38,406 Forward march! 16 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:27,853 Behold, Ptolemy, 17 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:31,091 he of the two ladies, 18 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:33,860 he of sedge and bee. 19 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:37,861 Behold Ptolemy, 20 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:39,872 Son of Ra, 21 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:43,239 Ptolemy the Divine. 22 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:52,114 Greetings-- 23 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:25,473 How long may we hope for the blessing of your presence? 24 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:26,985 Not long. 25 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:28,919 Oh, we are desolated. 26 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:32,789 If His Glorious Honor cares to divulge his purpose here, 27 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:35,350 the servants of the Mighty Lion 28 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,863 would be ecstatic to help you 29 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,956 in any way whatsoever. 30 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:42,126 That is most kind of you. 31 00:06:45,371 --> 00:06:49,034 How goes your preparation for war? 32 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,407 War? 33 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:53,412 We have no war prepared. 34 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:55,414 I'm misinformed then. 35 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:57,416 I was told the sister of the Mighty Lion 36 00:06:57,450 --> 00:07:00,283 disputes his right to the throne. 37 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:02,844 Do not speak of her. 38 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:06,620 I piss on her! I shit on her! 39 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:08,627 It is true our beloved princess 40 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:12,722 has listened to ill counsel and raised some absurd claim. 41 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:16,326 But... she has no support, 42 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:19,805 none but traitors and barbarians. 43 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:23,609 What was that name? 44 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:25,201 Deilogos of Pergamum. 45 00:07:25,244 --> 00:07:27,838 He can raise 10 legions. 46 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,848 Deilogos of Pergamum 47 00:07:29,882 --> 00:07:33,045 can raise 10 legions for her. 48 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:37,454 A petty bandit. I assure you, you have no problem, 49 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:40,687 no fears at all about Cleopatra. 50 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:42,250 Where is she? 51 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,263 Well, nobody knows. 52 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:47,562 Somewhere in the south, we believe. 53 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,330 He lies. They have her. 54 00:07:50,369 --> 00:07:54,396 This dispute between you both must end. 55 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,568 Rome desires Egypt to be at peace. 56 00:07:57,610 --> 00:08:00,636 Your grain ships must keep sailing. 57 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,648 We are in absolute control of the country, 58 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:04,809 from the lighthouse to the Cataracts. 59 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:07,411 Good, in that case you should have no trouble 60 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:09,546 in handing over Pompey Magnus. 61 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:11,523 I do not like his tone. 62 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:13,115 He can go. 63 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,320 Eh-- 64 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:19,627 Master, do you remember what we spoke of before? 65 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:21,758 Of crocodile and fox? 66 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,668 Let us show him our surprise! 67 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:28,503 All right, go on. Show him. 68 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:32,176 Ahem... 69 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:35,874 We have a gift for you, Glorious Excellency, 70 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:39,817 that we think you will be very pleased with. 71 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,720 We were going to make him a body, 72 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:22,319 moving arms and legs, and do a mime show with real animals and everything-- 73 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:24,022 Silence! 74 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,800 Shame on the house of Ptolemies 75 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:39,174 for such barbarity. Shame. 76 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:41,873 But... you are enemies. 77 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,644 He was a consul of Rome! 78 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:54,452 A consul of Rome. 79 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:58,221 To die in this sordid way-- 80 00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:02,132 quartered like some low thief-- 81 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,329 shame! 82 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:10,034 Where is the rest of him? 83 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,237 Eh, um, he has been cremated... 84 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,509 with all proper funeral rites of course. 85 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:18,415 With all decorum. 86 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,442 I shall return tomorrow, 87 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:23,751 at which time you will give me 88 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,087 the man that took Pompey's life. 89 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,220 Captain says the wind is fair. 90 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:34,488 - Good. - We can leave whenever you like. 91 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,861 You will take half the men, return to Rome immediately. 92 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:43,232 You shall have the honor of announcing Pompey's death. 93 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:46,466 I shall follow you... 94 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:48,268 when I've settled things here. 95 00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:57,677 Settled things? Settled what things? 96 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,345 Civil war is in the air. 97 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,650 It must be prevented. 98 00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:04,656 Why? 99 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:08,786 Let the wretches fight it out. 100 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:11,456 War will disrupt the grain supply. 101 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:15,661 Without Egyptian grain, Rome goes hungry. 102 00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:19,933 It would be... unwise not to intervene. 103 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:23,874 And how will you intervene with only half a legion? 104 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,810 I do not intend to fight. 105 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:30,942 I shall merely arbitrate the various factions. 106 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:33,474 You make it sound so easy. 107 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:38,218 Those various factions are united only by their hatred of Rome. 108 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,987 He's right. 109 00:12:42,027 --> 00:12:46,555 Ptolemy might use you to rouse the people against a common enemy. 110 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,568 I have conquered Gaul. 111 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,797 I have defeated Pompey Magnus. 112 00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:54,863 I think I can handle a small boy and a eunuch. 113 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:57,808 A small boy with 100,000 men. 114 00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:59,743 I am aware of that! 115 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,872 He's still a boy nonetheless. 116 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:06,613 You seem to forget that our war is not over yet. 117 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:09,553 Cato and Scipio are still at large. 118 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:12,648 Given time, they will raise another army. 119 00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:14,659 And when they do I shall crush them. 120 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:16,923 I'm glad you're so confident. 121 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:20,659 Some would call it hubris. 122 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:23,327 It's only hubris if I fail. 123 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:34,270 Remember, she is a princess of ancient blood. 124 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:37,874 When you find her you will treat her with the utmost respect. 125 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:41,409 You must obey her in all things, within reason. 126 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:42,920 Understood, sir. 127 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,355 I'm counting on you, Vorenus. 128 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:50,790 You have something to say? 129 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:54,061 Regarding Pompey Magnus, sir, I wish to apologize. 130 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:58,967 It was my actions that brought him here to this end. 131 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:03,072 - If I had done my duty-- - lndeed. 132 00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:05,566 Dismissed. 133 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,829 Pompey's murderer. 134 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,466 Alas, he has run away. 135 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:39,943 Find him. 136 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:43,281 In the meantime... 137 00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:47,217 these instruments tabulate the money that was borrowed 138 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:51,053 by His Majesty's illustrious father, Ptolemy Xll. 139 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:54,787 In the name of the Republic, I have come to collect. 140 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,694 17 thousand thousand drachma. 141 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,933 17? 142 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:07,996 Absurd! 143 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,667 Four, perhaps. 144 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:14,304 The tabulation includes all monies borrowed from Pompey 145 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:18,077 and other agents of the Republic now unable to collect. 146 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,517 That is not just! 147 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,247 Post-mortem interests of this type 148 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,483 are legally entailed to the presiding consul, 149 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:27,321 i.e. Gaius Julius Caesar. 150 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:30,351 - It's law. - Roman law. 151 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:33,661 Is there some other form of law... 152 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,826 you wretched woman? 153 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,929 1,000 apologies. Forgive us. 154 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,543 There! 155 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:53,278 - There's for your payment. - So sorry... 156 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:57,415 His Majesty forgets he is a vassal to Rome. 157 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,014 Vassal? 158 00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,288 Vassal? I am no vassal! 159 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,795 - I am king! I am-- - Sit down! 160 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,702 Thank you. 161 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,402 When can I expect payment? 162 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:22,176 Your Honor, we have little enough ready coin for our own needs. 163 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:26,412 Our tax farmers have not been working as they should because... 164 00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,147 Because? 165 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:34,250 Cleopatra's foolishness has stirred unrest in some parts. 166 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,591 Nothing serious. 167 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:42,901 Well, I do not wish to appear unreasonable. 168 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:47,167 I will accept 10 thousand thousand drachma. 169 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:50,266 Even that amount will take many days to collect. 170 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:53,801 In that case, I shall have ample time to adjudicate 171 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,111 your dispute with Princess Cleopatra. 172 00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,117 Excellent notion. 173 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,915 But alas, who knows where Princess Cleopatra is? 174 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,922 Oh, do not worry about that. 175 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,514 I shall find her. 176 00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:19,097 Blood and fire! 177 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,538 It's as hot as Vulcan's dick! 178 00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:28,913 What a dump. 179 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:32,644 Gyppo gods must be right wasters to make a place like this. 180 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:36,120 Don't speak ill of the gods in their own country. 181 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:39,921 Gerrae. I've seen their gods. 182 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:43,724 Titus Pullo isn't scared of any bastard with a dog's head on him. 183 00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:48,392 More fool you. These gods are old and powerful. 184 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,732 Egypt was a great nation long before Rome. 185 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,668 Was it? 186 00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:55,536 Mumped it up now, then, haven't they? 187 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,644 Why are we here, anyhow? 188 00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,377 Waiting. 189 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,214 Yeah, I know we're waiting, but for who? 190 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,084 I'll know when I see them. 191 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:14,250 Heh. Be like that. 192 00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:18,263 "Vassal," he says! 193 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,424 Barbarian scum! 194 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,659 It's simple extortion. 195 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:27,229 If we do not pay him, he will put Cleopatra on the throne. 196 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,739 If... 197 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,708 if he could find her. 198 00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:33,711 He is a resourceful man. 199 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:36,213 He will find her. 200 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:39,342 She should have died when we first caught her. 201 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:43,081 Now it must be done. She must die. 202 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,647 I agree. 203 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:49,191 My men could be with her by nightfall. 204 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,068 Tell him "Wait." 205 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,175 Cleopatra. 206 00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:52,683 Queen Majesty? 207 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:56,279 Hutto asks to speak with you. 208 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:08,789 Slap me. 209 00:21:15,507 --> 00:21:18,067 - Night or day? - Night. 210 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:21,569 He may enter. 211 00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:30,045 Majesty... 212 00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:32,454 fresh word has come from Alexandria. 213 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,193 Speak, worm! 214 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,789 I am most deeply sorry to say 215 00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:44,359 Majesty must prepare herself for her journey to the afterlife. 216 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,606 When? 217 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,904 Now. 218 00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:22,664 Say your words. 219 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:37,175 Hello, ladies. 220 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,548 Attack Caesar? 221 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,651 Are you serious? 222 00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,657 Why not? 223 00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:48,989 He only has a few hundred men with him. 224 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,393 How many men could you rally? 225 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:59,468 You would be the liberator of Egypt. 226 00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:01,836 Your name would live forever. 227 00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:03,841 My mortal flesh should be less fortunate. 228 00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:06,002 Rome does not forget an injury. 229 00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:08,274 Oh, forget Rome! 230 00:24:08,313 --> 00:24:10,611 Rome is doomed. 231 00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:14,551 Her people tear at their flesh like mad dogs. 232 00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:18,522 In 10 years the city will be a forgotten ruin. 233 00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:21,424 Maybe so, but what of next year? 234 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,428 Perhaps you're right. 235 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:27,796 Ergo, caution is best, yes. 236 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:32,736 Perhaps... you don't have enough influence 237 00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:35,239 among the people. 238 00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:39,206 And Caesar has so few men. 239 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:43,637 I could raise the whole city with a word. 240 00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:48,150 Think on it. 241 00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:56,860 Oh, do you think I could borrow Septimius for a little while? 242 00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:59,193 I'd be most grateful. 243 00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:02,790 Of course. 244 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:15,646 Messenger from Ptolemy Xlll begs entry, sir. 245 00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:39,731 "Ptolemy the Water Bringer, he of the two ladies, 246 00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:41,966 he of sedge and bee, King of Kings, Son of Ra, 247 00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:45,033 informs His Most Grand Honor, et cetera, 248 00:25:45,076 --> 00:25:48,842 that him who bears this message is him that killed Pompey." 249 00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:27,983 He's handsome enough. 250 00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:31,386 Good, strong chin. 251 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,948 Looks like a mean old man to me. 252 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,422 More. 253 00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:40,761 Divinity's mortal flesh turns green. 254 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:43,324 Give it here. 255 00:27:10,428 --> 00:27:13,920 She will look like a reptile when she arrives at Alexandria. 256 00:27:24,876 --> 00:27:26,867 Weak, I call it. 257 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,216 Weak, am l? 258 00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:39,723 She knows how to beat her slaves well enough, 259 00:27:39,758 --> 00:27:42,591 but she cannot throw away that pipe, 260 00:27:42,627 --> 00:27:46,529 - and she knows it. - lnsolent dwarf. 261 00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:48,293 You know nothing. 262 00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:53,430 Throw it out. 263 00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:59,002 Throw... it out. 264 00:28:41,486 --> 00:28:44,216 Weak, am l? 265 00:28:49,794 --> 00:28:53,628 That Gyppo princess, now that's good cunny. 266 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:55,690 Her father's people rode with Alexander. 267 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,567 - You can't speak of her like that. - She is, though, 268 00:28:58,603 --> 00:29:00,628 and she wants me badly. 269 00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:07,077 Should've seen her when I done that Nubian. Wet as October! 270 00:29:08,613 --> 00:29:10,581 Pullo, look at me. 271 00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:12,207 She is a princess of royal blood. 272 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,717 You touch her, you die. 273 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,720 I'm not stupid. 274 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,483 I'm just saying she wants me. 275 00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:58,823 Lovely. Lovely. 276 00:29:58,863 --> 00:30:01,889 Nothing like cold, stinking sweat to seduce a man. 277 00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:05,793 Caesar will think himself on Olympus with Aphrodite. 278 00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:08,328 Hush, piglet! 279 00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:13,371 What do you know of seduction? 280 00:30:13,411 --> 00:30:16,107 As long as Caesar is a man, 281 00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:18,115 I will have him. 282 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:21,607 She seems very sure of herself. 283 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:25,316 I have him... or I die. 284 00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:29,256 So I will have him. 285 00:30:29,294 --> 00:30:31,888 May it be so, lsis. 286 00:30:49,714 --> 00:30:52,649 I only wish he were here today. 287 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:56,484 My womb is between the flood. 288 00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:02,486 A child would come as sure as spring. 289 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,651 Come. 290 00:31:33,691 --> 00:31:35,158 You, come. 291 00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:51,300 Ahh-ooh... 292 00:31:51,342 --> 00:31:53,606 So red! 293 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,738 Your Highness, how can I be of service? 294 00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:04,244 Leather. Olives. Not so bad. 295 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:14,127 - He will do. - Majesty commands you will enter her. 296 00:32:14,165 --> 00:32:16,133 I do not understand. 297 00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:19,068 You have coitus with her. 298 00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:22,197 You have it wrong. Coitus means to make babies. 299 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,731 Exact! So, make babies. 300 00:32:29,914 --> 00:32:32,212 Don't be scared. 301 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:35,913 I'm not scared, I just cannot do what you ask! 302 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,923 It is not-- it is not in our custom. 303 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:42,950 Roman men are not used by women in this way. 304 00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:45,827 Come, you will enjoy it. 305 00:32:45,863 --> 00:32:48,423 My queen is an excellent lover. 306 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,556 What is he waiting for? 307 00:33:24,102 --> 00:33:25,933 He must do as he is told! 308 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,939 - Let me give you a hand. - Get off! 309 00:33:28,973 --> 00:33:33,467 I must ask forgiveness of Your Majesty, but I cannot comply! 310 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,741 I am no slave to be commanded so! 311 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:39,443 - With all respect-- - He refuses? 312 00:33:40,918 --> 00:33:45,855 This... insect refuses me?! 313 00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:49,519 You dare refuse the daughter of a sun god? 314 00:33:52,230 --> 00:33:56,223 Pullo, report immediately to Princess Cleopatra and do as she says! 315 00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:58,235 - Eh? - You heard! 316 00:33:58,269 --> 00:34:01,432 - What's going on? - Just go. 317 00:34:14,452 --> 00:34:17,444 Legionary Titus Pullo reporting for duty, ma'am. 318 00:35:28,526 --> 00:35:30,756 Whooh. 319 00:35:34,031 --> 00:35:37,159 - Gods, that was something-- - I don't want to know. 320 00:35:37,201 --> 00:35:42,036 If you value your life, you won't speak of it again. 321 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:46,635 Why? I was only obeying orders. Bloody good orders, too. 322 00:35:46,677 --> 00:35:49,111 What do you think Caesar will do if he hears of it? 323 00:35:50,748 --> 00:35:53,717 I'm not stupid. 324 00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:56,549 I promised the princess. I shall not speak of it. 325 00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:58,748 You can't keep a secret to save your life. 326 00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:01,383 You've got a mouth like a drain. 327 00:36:01,425 --> 00:36:03,359 Whooh. 328 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,970 Princess Cleopatra, sir. 329 00:36:51,008 --> 00:36:53,374 Daughter of the Two Rams, 330 00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:55,709 mistress of sedge and bee! 331 00:37:38,456 --> 00:37:40,083 Oh! 332 00:37:40,124 --> 00:37:42,456 Well done, Majesty! 333 00:37:42,493 --> 00:37:43,983 Oh! Thank you. 334 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:35,370 Is something wrong, little husband? 335 00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:54,361 How funny you look in Father's chair. 336 00:38:54,398 --> 00:38:57,663 - I never wanted to harm you. - Shh. 337 00:38:57,702 --> 00:39:00,899 Of course you did not. 338 00:39:00,938 --> 00:39:05,875 It was your gelding led you astray, no doubt. 339 00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:09,004 - Mistress-- - It must not speak. 340 00:39:11,782 --> 00:39:13,409 It must die! 341 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,925 It was him... 342 00:39:33,337 --> 00:39:35,202 not me. 343 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:39,400 He led him astray, 344 00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:41,411 not me. 345 00:39:41,445 --> 00:39:44,471 It was him! 346 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,426 Get in formation! 347 00:40:43,874 --> 00:40:46,104 And you, Pullo. 348 00:40:53,384 --> 00:40:55,750 Calpurnia... 349 00:40:59,657 --> 00:41:02,455 She's your third wife? 350 00:41:02,493 --> 00:41:04,825 She is. 351 00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:11,894 Has she given you a son? 352 00:41:11,936 --> 00:41:14,131 She has not. 353 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,240 How sad. 354 00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:22,735 A man without sons is a man without a future. 355 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:25,248 I never thought of it that way. 356 00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:30,682 Sad. 357 00:41:30,721 --> 00:41:32,780 Never mind. 358 00:41:34,458 --> 00:41:37,655 Have you secured the upriver ports? 359 00:41:37,695 --> 00:41:40,391 You must do so immediately. 360 00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:43,992 Whoever controls the ports controls Egypt. 361 00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:48,931 Good advice, no doubt, 362 00:41:48,973 --> 00:41:51,999 - if I wanted to control Egypt. - Of course you do. 363 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:54,978 Why else are you here? 364 00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:59,449 And why save me so heroically from death... 365 00:41:59,483 --> 00:42:03,180 if not to use me as your... 366 00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:05,780 puppet queen? 367 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,495 Do you dislike the notion? 368 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:14,623 My wishes are immaterial. 369 00:42:15,733 --> 00:42:19,134 You redeemed me from captivity. 370 00:42:19,169 --> 00:42:22,468 I am your slave. 371 00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:56,653 Testudo! 372 00:45:39,436 --> 00:45:41,404 - Are you well? - Well enough, 373 00:45:41,438 --> 00:45:43,633 though I do not sleep. 374 00:45:43,674 --> 00:45:46,234 I write very bad poetry through the night 375 00:45:46,276 --> 00:45:49,439 and in the morning I give it to the cook to stoke the kitchen fire. 376 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,970 It's a form of magic. 377 00:45:51,014 --> 00:45:54,472 My ill conscience is transformed into 378 00:45:54,518 --> 00:45:56,486 roast birds and pastries. 379 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,250 You should have no ill conscience. 380 00:45:59,289 --> 00:46:01,951 We only did what we had to do. 381 00:46:01,992 --> 00:46:05,792 No doubt Saturn said something of the sort after eating his children. 382 00:46:07,464 --> 00:46:10,399 The question is... 383 00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:12,902 if Caesar does not return from Egypt-- 384 00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:15,166 Oh, Caesar has escaped tighter traps than this. 385 00:46:15,205 --> 00:46:18,936 He has been besieged in Alexandria the better part of a year. 386 00:46:18,976 --> 00:46:21,069 Perhaps his luck has run out. 387 00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,636 Well, what fools we shall look 388 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,945 if we have kissed the feet of a dead man. 389 00:46:26,984 --> 00:46:30,977 With Caesar dead, that bastard Marc Antony 390 00:46:31,021 --> 00:46:32,989 will be unleashed to do as he wants. 391 00:46:33,023 --> 00:46:36,857 Very likely, but it isn't a concern of mine. 392 00:46:36,894 --> 00:46:38,759 I am done with politics. 393 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:41,264 Self-pity is all very well. 394 00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:45,029 I'm not unashamed myself. 395 00:46:45,068 --> 00:46:48,128 But we are still senators. 396 00:46:48,172 --> 00:46:50,606 We have responsibilities. 397 00:46:50,641 --> 00:46:53,269 I remind you we swore an oath of loyalty. 398 00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:56,404 To Caesar, not to Antony. 399 00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:01,914 Cato and Scipio have raised an army in Numidia. 400 00:47:01,952 --> 00:47:03,920 If we were to communicate with them, 401 00:47:03,954 --> 00:47:05,922 we might-- we might-- 402 00:47:05,956 --> 00:47:09,050 If it isn't Cicero. 403 00:47:09,092 --> 00:47:13,620 How strange. I was just now thinking of you. 404 00:47:14,965 --> 00:47:16,933 I've received some happy news, 405 00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:19,663 and my first thought was to come and tell you two. 406 00:47:21,905 --> 00:47:23,668 And here you are. 407 00:47:25,642 --> 00:47:27,610 What a coincidence! 408 00:47:27,644 --> 00:47:31,239 It's amusing how often that happens, eh? 409 00:47:31,281 --> 00:47:33,249 So I was walking across the Forum 410 00:47:33,283 --> 00:47:35,217 and thinking of this particular woman, 411 00:47:35,252 --> 00:47:36,981 who should arrive right in front of me 412 00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:38,920 but the thing herself. 413 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:42,715 Savage little Spanish creature. 414 00:47:42,759 --> 00:47:45,091 Hair down to her ass. Huh! 415 00:47:50,367 --> 00:47:52,392 Everyone misjudges me, you know. 416 00:47:53,971 --> 00:47:56,098 I'm a merciful man. 417 00:47:56,139 --> 00:47:58,107 I know that's not my reputation, 418 00:47:58,141 --> 00:47:59,938 but I am. 419 00:48:01,912 --> 00:48:04,847 Now, everyone's entitled to a few mistakes. 420 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:09,717 Gods know, I made one or two myself. 421 00:48:09,753 --> 00:48:12,347 I've done things... 422 00:48:13,523 --> 00:48:17,584 things I'm ashamed to think of. 423 00:48:20,664 --> 00:48:24,930 We are, all of us, imperfect in our way. 424 00:48:24,968 --> 00:48:26,868 Exactly. 425 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:30,772 We are, all of us, imperfect. 426 00:48:35,979 --> 00:48:38,777 Give me your hands, brother Cicero. 427 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:46,817 With all my heart... 428 00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:48,347 I forgive you. 429 00:48:49,393 --> 00:48:51,258 I don't know what you mean. 430 00:48:54,531 --> 00:48:56,658 Nothing escapes me. 431 00:48:58,402 --> 00:49:02,998 If a pigeon dies on the Avantine, I hear of it. 432 00:49:05,876 --> 00:49:10,040 So be assured, brother, if I ever again... 433 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,880 hear your name connected 434 00:49:13,917 --> 00:49:16,715 with murmurs of treachery... 435 00:49:22,426 --> 00:49:24,394 I will cut off 436 00:49:24,428 --> 00:49:28,626 these soft, pink hands, 437 00:49:28,665 --> 00:49:32,692 and nail them to the Senate door. 438 00:49:50,754 --> 00:49:52,881 - Antony? - Hmm? 439 00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:55,585 You said you had happy news to tell us. 440 00:49:55,625 --> 00:49:58,423 Oh. Yes. Of course. 441 00:49:58,462 --> 00:50:01,397 A courier came from Alexandria. 442 00:50:02,432 --> 00:50:04,229 Caesar has lifted the siege 443 00:50:04,267 --> 00:50:06,030 and massacred the armies of Ptolemy. 444 00:50:06,069 --> 00:50:08,970 He is safe and sound, 445 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:11,201 and master of all Egypt. 446 00:50:15,479 --> 00:50:17,845 The man is a damn prodigy, eh? 447 00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:38,600 Atten-hut! 448 00:51:12,469 --> 00:51:15,666 Hail Caesar! 323 00:51:31,888 --> 00:51:36,877 [ © anoXmous @ https://thepiratebay.sx/user/[qusawa]