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[telephone ringing]
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I'll get it.
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Hello?
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This is she.
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I understand.
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Thank you.
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[Alice] Honey,
what's wrong?
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What was that call about?
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It was...
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That was Yale.
The admissions office.
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And what did they say?
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They were
telling me about...
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a spot that recently opened
in their class of 2024.
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And after a second review of my
application, they wanted me to fill it.
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The implication being...
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that was Jughead's spot.
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Yeah. They didn't
say that, but...
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And how did that
make you feel?
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Mom, do we...
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It was a night
like any other
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when Forsythe Pendleton Jones III,
or "Jughead," affectionately,
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went to a school party
in the woods.
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But unlike his peers,
Jughead never came home.
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A few days later, his body was
discovered at the bottom of a ravine.
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The mysterious circumstances
around his death
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are the subject
of this documentary.
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I'm Alice Smith,
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and this is
Murder in a Small Town.
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As the oldest resident of our town,
tell us, Nana Rose,
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when did the darkness begin
to take hold of Riverdale?
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Riverdale was a town
born in blood...
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and it has bathed in it
ever since.
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Thank you.
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[Cheryl sighs]
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Sweet cousin,
I am so, so sorry.
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It looks like the Blossom family
curse has finally caught up to you.
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And that I now have a rival
as teen queen of tragedy.
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Lucky me.
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Promise me you won't do it.
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Do what?
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Take your own life.
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We all know you and Jughead were
Riverdale High's Hamlet and Ophelia.
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And I personally know what
it's like to lose your other half.
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The despairing thoughts
can flood without warning.
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Don't let them drown you.
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I promise I won't.
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Nevertheless...
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from now on, Betty Cooper,
you're under suicide watch.
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Consider me
your constant shadow.
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No.
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Please, no.
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Uh, no. My mom is already being
clingy enough with her documentary.
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I really...
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I just can't have anyone else
invading my personal space right now.
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What's first
on today's agenda?
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I will be going
to Stonewall Prep
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to gather the rest
of Jughead's belongings.
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My convertible
is right out front.
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I'll drive you.
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[Betty sighs]
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Fine, just...
You're staying in the car.
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[sighs]
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Save your tears.
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No one's watching.
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Bret.
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You got your wish,
Ponytail.
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Forsythe isn't going to Yale.
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So I guess it'll just be
you and me in New Haven.
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[exhales]
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Ow, ow! Wait, Archie.
You're on my hair.
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- You're on my hair.
- I'm sorry.
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That's okay.
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[exhales]
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- I'm fine.
- [exhales]
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Not trying
to overanalyze this...
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rendezvous interruptus, but...
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Are you thinking about
what I'm thinking about?
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You mean, Betty's whole kick-the-hornet's-nest
plan against the Stonies?
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Yeah.
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Hermosa.
Ever heard of knocking?
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You're gonna be late
for school.
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Though I do understand
how you can get lost in those abs.
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I don't think we've met.
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That's quite intentional.
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Hermosa, kindly tell me
what you really want,
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or get out of my room.
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After you announced
you were possibly deferring Barnard,
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I called them.
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Well, Hermione Lodge
called them.
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You're under investigation.
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Hmm. God,
I wonder what that's about.
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Oh, I cannot wait to find out
and tell Papiall about it.
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Now, rise and shine.
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The espresso's getting cold.
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[Alice] Sheriff Jones,
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can you tell us where you are
in the investigation?
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Uh, yeah.
[clears throat]
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Uh...
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A couple of nights ago,
a body was found in the woods in a ravine.
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It was positively ID'd
as my son.
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Dr. Curdle Jr. completed
his autopsy and declared the...
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The cause of death,
as blunt force trauma to the head.
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We also got a call
a couple of days ago
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from a hiker who found
a bloody rock in the woods,
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near where Jughead
was discovered.
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It was bagged
for evidence,
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and sent to a lab for testing,
so we'll know more soon.
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So, you suspect foul play?
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Nothing's off the table.
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And earlier, did I hear
that you have a new lead?
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Yeah, just waiting on a
warrant so I can act on it.
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Bret, what the hell?
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His dad is in your room.
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You can't be in here.
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Your headmaster and
this warrant say otherwise.
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My office got
an anonymous tip
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that you have something
personal that belonged to my son.
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Look, I assure you I have
nothing that belonged to Jughead.
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What about this tie pin?
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It's his.
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Isn't it?
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When Forsythe was expelled,
he threw his tie pin in our faces.
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- I guess I forgot I had it.
- You guess?
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That's weak sauce, kid.
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- Look, I'm sorry.
- Sorry?
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About what?
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Sorry we didn't come forward,
but we... We were afraid.
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You're gonna have to be
a lot more specific than that.
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We were afraid of her.
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We were afraid she'd do to us
what she did to Forsythe.
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- Who?
- Betty, of course.
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[breath trembling]
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[sniffles]
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The night of the party,
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Bret and I decided to sneak into
the woods to do what teenagers do.
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Until we saw Betty...
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holding a rock,
standing over Jughead.
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And then we saw
that she wasn't alone.
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She was with
those friends of hers.
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Veronica and...
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Archie, I think?
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Is there anyone
who can back up this story?
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Bret can.
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He was with me.
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He was with me
the whole time.
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Archie Andrews, Betty Cooper,
and Veronica Lodge,
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you're under arrest for the cold-blooded
murder of my son, Jughead Jones.
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This was their move,
the Stonies.
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We knew that
they would do this.
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I hope you're right, Betty.
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Everything's fine, okay? This is good.
This is where they start tripping up, okay?
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This will work.
It has to.
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*RIVERDALE (US)*
Season 04 Episode 15
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Title: "Chapter Seventy-Two: To Die For"
Aired on: 03/04/2020
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Oh, my family's been
serving up milkshakes
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to the residents of Riverdale
for generations now.
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It's in my blood.
I love this town.
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[Alice] Which must make it particularly
hard when terrible things happen here,
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year after year.
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I'm not gonna lie.
It's painful...
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to see this vibrant place,
my home,
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suffer so much
bloodshed and violence.
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[door buzzes, locks]
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[clangs]
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[FP] You three sit tight.
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I'll be bringing you in for
questioning one at a time,
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and then we're finally gonna get to
the bottom of what happened that night.
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You understand me?
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The interrogations
came next.
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And although I wasn't allowed
inside the room with the suspects,
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a source
in the Sheriff's office
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promised me
exclusive access.
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[FP] When was
the last time you saw him?
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I don't remember exactly.
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Stonewall students say
you saw him laying on the ground,
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bleeding from the head.
Does that jog your memory?
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That's enough, FP.
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My daughter had and has
nothing to do with this mess.
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Did you speak to Jughead
at all the night of the party?
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You don't have to
answer that, Archie.
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[slams table]
You've said the same thing
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to the last 20 questions
I've asked, Mary.
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Now, I appreciate your need to
protect your boy, but I need answers.
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He's gotta give me something.
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Legally, he does not.
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And as his lawyer,
I am required to make sure
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that my client
is aware of his rights.
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We don't have long.
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FP said he could only give me
a few moments with you alone
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with the security cameras off.
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Betty, honey,
I know you did it.
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What... Mom, seriously?
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Well, not on purpose.
Not premeditated.
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But...
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[sighs]
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I know what it's like to be
driven by rage and desire,
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and sometimes things
can just get out of hand.
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I told you,
I didn't do it. It was the Stonies.
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Betty, FP has the proof.
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And...
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To be honest,
I was expecting something like this.
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But I can't help you
unless you tell me the truth.
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- [door opens]
- [Betty] Mom...
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[Alice clears throat]
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Forensics on the rock
came back.
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Oh, no.
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And?
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Turns out it wasn't blood.
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It's run-of-the-mill
corn syrup.
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Theatrical stuff they use
to make fake blood.
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Okay. So what does that mean?
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Betty,
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you and your friends
are free to go.
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- Put down the controller.
- [TV turns off]
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Hey!
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Bret, we've got a problem.
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Betty and her friends
were released from jail,
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and the rock
tested negative for blood.
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That's, um...
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That's unexpected.
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Considering we watched Jonathan
smear Jughead's blood on said rock,
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I'd say it's impossible.
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Which means,
either Betty somehow interfered
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and switched out the
bloody rock with a fake one,
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or Jughead's Sheriff daddy
is lying.
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- What's your instinct?
- I don't know. I have to think.
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Something about all this...
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[cell phone ringing]
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Hello?
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[Donna]
I figured it out, Betty.
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It's 3:00 a.m., Donna.
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What the hell do you want?
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You got too confident.
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Overplayed your hand.
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That rock found by that hiker
wasn't smeared with synthetic blood.
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It was real.
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Which must mean
you're working with Jughead's dad,
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which made me wonder...
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why would a sheriff,
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a father,
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help the girl
who killed his son?
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He wouldn't.
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Unless, of course,
Jughead isn't dead at all.
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You saw his body, Donna.
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You and Bret burst
into the morgue.
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I saw a body.
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I never looked into
Forsythe's cold, dead eyes.
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I didn't even see his face.
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Are you seriously suggesting that I
made Jughead pretend to be dead?
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It's what I would've done.
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In fact, I would've done
everything to make the lie seem real,
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to buy myself more time,
to outwit my enemies.
254
00:14:10,778 --> 00:14:12,871
So now you're keeping
Jughead tucked away
255
00:14:12,963 --> 00:14:15,009
while you desperately
search for proof
256
00:14:15,094 --> 00:14:18,201
that would tie us to attempted
murder. You're vamping.
257
00:14:18,394 --> 00:14:19,718
You won't beat us, Betty.
258
00:14:19,918 --> 00:14:22,590
I'm going to implode
your little scheme
259
00:14:22,675 --> 00:14:25,870
and lead this investigation
right to your doorstep.
260
00:14:25,955 --> 00:14:28,644
There's no way
out of this for you.
261
00:14:32,202 --> 00:14:34,167
- Morning, sweetheart.
- Morning.
262
00:14:34,765 --> 00:14:37,269
- [sighs]
- Mr. Jones,
263
00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:42,292
I know it might be weird, but I think
the time is right to host a funeral.
264
00:14:42,873 --> 00:14:45,110
We could have a public wake.
265
00:14:45,222 --> 00:14:48,003
Here, in Jughead's home.
266
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,987
It might help
everyone who knew him,
267
00:14:50,072 --> 00:14:52,862
just to bring
some semblance of closure.
268
00:14:52,949 --> 00:14:55,166
If you wanna
organize something, Betty,
269
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,603
that'd be all right with me.
270
00:14:59,247 --> 00:15:02,091
[Hermosa] Well, well,
if it isn't the jailbird.
271
00:15:02,176 --> 00:15:05,916
I'm innocent of all charges,
and was released within hours.
272
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,722
I've never killed
anyone, Hermosa.
273
00:15:08,898 --> 00:15:10,073
Maybe not.
274
00:15:10,158 --> 00:15:12,913
But sometimes it's better
to be safe than sorry.
275
00:15:21,484 --> 00:15:22,784
Isn't that your alias?
276
00:15:23,194 --> 00:15:24,652
[scoffs]
277
00:15:25,619 --> 00:15:28,770
Oh, I bet you would love
to run me out of town,
278
00:15:29,071 --> 00:15:31,004
get me out of the way
so you can finally swoop in
279
00:15:31,089 --> 00:15:33,566
and take control
of the family business.
280
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,379
Well, tough...
281
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,080
luck.
282
00:15:40,735 --> 00:15:43,692
Hey, guys, it's time for group
training. Where is everyone?
283
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,839
They're, um, not coming.
284
00:15:47,153 --> 00:15:48,259
Why? What's going on?
285
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,120
Everyone's saying
that you're a murderer.
286
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,488
That you killed
that Jones guy.
287
00:15:53,506 --> 00:15:57,725
Toby, I swear to you,
I would never hurt my best friend.
288
00:15:58,829 --> 00:16:01,110
I did not kill Jughead.
I didn't kill anyone, okay?
289
00:16:01,195 --> 00:16:02,675
I'm one of the good guys.
290
00:16:02,932 --> 00:16:04,394
If you say so.
291
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,706
We'll see you later, Archie.
292
00:16:13,493 --> 00:16:17,167
[Alice] So, tell me about your friend,
the late Jughead Jones.
293
00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:20,573
[chuckles] We were really
similar in a lot of ways.
294
00:16:22,613 --> 00:16:25,343
We actually spent
one night together.
295
00:16:25,428 --> 00:16:26,784
And, um...
296
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:31,089
it was a moment that
cemented our friendship.
297
00:16:33,395 --> 00:16:34,964
What?
298
00:16:35,259 --> 00:16:38,620
I'm not threatened by what
was surely one loveless tryst.
299
00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:42,902
[Alice] And, Cheryl,
what are your feelings on the subject?
300
00:16:47,011 --> 00:16:49,933
I'm sorry I called Jughead
a hobo that one time.
301
00:16:53,050 --> 00:16:54,717
[Alice] Is... Is that it?
302
00:16:57,996 --> 00:16:59,406
[Cheryl exhales]
303
00:16:59,722 --> 00:17:02,636
I'm really sorry I called
Jughead a hobo that one time.
304
00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:06,408
[people speaking indistinctly]
305
00:17:12,049 --> 00:17:13,448
[door opens]
306
00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:18,160
You got a lot of nerve
coming here.
307
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,277
Sweet Pea, it's okay.
308
00:17:20,362 --> 00:17:22,144
Mr. Jones said that
they could come in.
309
00:17:27,342 --> 00:17:29,423
[Donna] Closed casket.
310
00:17:29,871 --> 00:17:31,173
Call me a doubting Thomas,
311
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:34,110
but that seems like a suspect
choice with such a handsome cadaver.
312
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,788
Classy as ever, Donna.
313
00:17:36,903 --> 00:17:39,415
The funeral home didn't even
want us to have the casket here,
314
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,094
but it's Serpent tradition.
315
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:45,368
And if you make a scene,
I will throw your ass out.
316
00:17:47,987 --> 00:17:49,832
I want to thank you
for coming today.
317
00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:51,307
I know you all...
318
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:53,649
loved my son.
319
00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:58,892
Things weren't
always easy for us.
320
00:17:59,215 --> 00:18:00,649
But my boy was...
321
00:18:02,161 --> 00:18:05,353
always resilient...
322
00:18:05,914 --> 00:18:07,321
and loyal...
323
00:18:08,302 --> 00:18:09,938
and loving.
324
00:18:11,409 --> 00:18:13,118
And, uh... [breath trembles]
325
00:18:19,409 --> 00:18:20,689
[Betty exhales heavily]
326
00:18:20,842 --> 00:18:22,438
I'll go.
327
00:18:26,362 --> 00:18:27,837
[exhales]
328
00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:32,103
As many of you know,
329
00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:38,345
Jughead was a fan
of crime fiction.
330
00:18:39,643 --> 00:18:41,829
Detective stories.
331
00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:45,476
So, to honor him,
I'd like to read a passage
332
00:18:45,561 --> 00:18:49,171
from one of his favorite
Sherlock Holmes short stories.
333
00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:51,426
The Final Problem.
334
00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:56,612
"An examination by experts
leaves little doubt
335
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,884
that a personal contest
between Holmes and Moriarty
336
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:02,230
ended in their reeling over,
337
00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:05,280
locked in each other's arms.
338
00:19:06,782 --> 00:19:10,948
Any attempt at recovering the
bodies was absolutely hopeless.
339
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:16,273
And there, deep down in that
dreadful cauldron of swirling water
340
00:19:16,358 --> 00:19:18,227
and seething foam,
341
00:19:19,128 --> 00:19:21,134
will lie...
342
00:19:21,641 --> 00:19:24,923
Will lie, for all time,
the most dangerous criminal
343
00:19:25,124 --> 00:19:27,361
and the foremost champion
344
00:19:27,521 --> 00:19:29,738
of the law
of their generation."
345
00:19:41,266 --> 00:19:43,610
[clears throat]
Mr. Mayor.
346
00:19:43,979 --> 00:19:45,337
FP.
347
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,233
Look...
348
00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:50,207
this is a difficult time.
349
00:19:50,421 --> 00:19:52,163
And this case,
it's just, uh...
350
00:19:52,247 --> 00:19:54,454
It's too personal for you.
It's too painful.
351
00:19:54,555 --> 00:19:57,579
So why don't you take a leave
of absence from being sheriff?
352
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:58,962
[scoffs]
353
00:20:01,412 --> 00:20:03,767
You came to my son's funeral
to fire me?
354
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:05,383
Of course not.
355
00:20:10,022 --> 00:20:11,774
Go to hell, Hiram.
356
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,188
I quit.
357
00:20:21,663 --> 00:20:23,665
You must really miss
your brother.
358
00:20:24,698 --> 00:20:26,774
When was the last time
you saw him?
359
00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,858
He isn't really dead,
is he?
360
00:20:30,089 --> 00:20:31,848
Donna, are you serious?
361
00:20:32,048 --> 00:20:34,164
This is Jughead's little sister
and you're accosting her?
362
00:20:34,248 --> 00:20:38,095
Oh, come on, Betty. You and I
both know that this is all an act.
363
00:20:38,224 --> 00:20:40,657
Bitch, I'm done with you.
Let's go.
364
00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:43,259
Do it. Bret, do it!
365
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,393
What the hell
do you think you're doing?
366
00:20:47,477 --> 00:20:48,452
She told me to.
You heard her.
367
00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:49,961
You preppies don't know
when to quit.
368
00:20:50,045 --> 00:20:52,195
Okay, calm down, guys.
He's not worth it.
369
00:20:52,395 --> 00:20:54,134
He was leaving, anyways.
370
00:20:55,012 --> 00:20:57,902
Donna, control
your little pet, okay?
371
00:20:57,987 --> 00:20:59,899
He seems to have
lost his cool.
372
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:24,267
I don't know what kind of second-rate
detective this former Sheriff Jones is,
373
00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:28,192
but I took it upon myself
to do a little investigating,
374
00:21:28,516 --> 00:21:30,254
and guess what I discovered.
375
00:21:30,952 --> 00:21:31,953
Please.
376
00:21:32,614 --> 00:21:34,353
Enlighten me.
377
00:21:34,468 --> 00:21:38,143
You, Betty, and Archie
all told your parents
378
00:21:38,228 --> 00:21:42,839
drastically different versions of what
happened the night of Jughead's death.
379
00:21:46,018 --> 00:21:48,169
How did you
find out about that?
380
00:21:48,369 --> 00:21:52,157
I simply ingratiated myself
to the right people, of course.
381
00:21:52,242 --> 00:21:55,337
Mrs. Andrews,
I'm Veronica's sister, Hermosa.
382
00:21:55,422 --> 00:21:56,397
What can I do for you?
383
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,555
I was hoping I could ask
your legal help
384
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:02,119
in drawing up some contracts
for one of my clubs down in Miami.
385
00:22:02,644 --> 00:22:04,082
I could pay up front.
386
00:22:04,253 --> 00:22:05,468
Come on in.
387
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,653
[Hermosa] Ms. Smith.
388
00:22:07,775 --> 00:22:10,939
I wanted to offer you and
Mr. Jones my deepest condolences.
389
00:22:11,024 --> 00:22:11,963
Thank you.
390
00:22:12,048 --> 00:22:14,876
- Uh, may I come in?
- Of course.
391
00:22:15,178 --> 00:22:17,700
I knew I was on to something.
392
00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:22,126
Now, I want the truth.
393
00:22:22,707 --> 00:22:25,720
Or what, my dear sister?
394
00:22:26,168 --> 00:22:30,016
Or I sit Papi, Mrs. Andrews,
and Alice Smith
395
00:22:30,193 --> 00:22:32,802
down at the same table
so they can compare notes.
396
00:22:36,895 --> 00:22:38,110
[knock at door]
397
00:22:38,593 --> 00:22:39,594
Hey.
398
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:44,642
So, is it true?
399
00:22:45,121 --> 00:22:46,124
Is what true?
400
00:22:46,209 --> 00:22:48,751
That Jughead,
you know, is alive.
401
00:22:48,912 --> 00:22:49,913
What?
402
00:22:51,257 --> 00:22:54,712
Kevin, that's insane,
not to mention cruel.
403
00:22:54,826 --> 00:22:56,019
I'm sorry, it's just...
404
00:22:56,219 --> 00:22:57,447
It's what people are saying.
405
00:22:57,532 --> 00:22:58,876
Who? What people?
406
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,938
Seriously, tell me,
who is saying that Jughead is alive?
407
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,750
Everyone.
408
00:23:03,835 --> 00:23:06,435
But I first heard it from that
Stonewall Prep girl at the funeral.
409
00:23:06,534 --> 00:23:08,424
[sighs] Do you mean
Donna Sweett?
410
00:23:08,509 --> 00:23:10,017
Yes, that was her name.
411
00:23:10,102 --> 00:23:13,728
She was talking about
how it was all some elaborate ruse.
412
00:23:17,545 --> 00:23:20,261
[Alice] Why do you think these
stories about Jughead faking his death
413
00:23:20,345 --> 00:23:22,369
are gaining
so much traction?
414
00:23:22,463 --> 00:23:26,267
I think because we just
wanna believe that it's true.
415
00:23:26,467 --> 00:23:29,138
You know, now that I think of it,
I remember freshman year,
416
00:23:29,223 --> 00:23:32,200
we were assigned The
Adventures of Tom Sawyer to read.
417
00:23:32,385 --> 00:23:37,539
I barely knew Jughead at the time,
but he was obsessed with that book.
418
00:23:37,739 --> 00:23:40,869
Specifically, the chapter in
which Tom fakes his own death
419
00:23:40,954 --> 00:23:44,285
to see how the people of his
hometown would react to his passing.
420
00:23:44,485 --> 00:23:46,040
[inhales deeply]
421
00:23:46,647 --> 00:23:49,754
I remember him in class saying,
"Imagine that.
422
00:23:50,142 --> 00:23:52,902
Imagine being able
to attend your own funeral."
423
00:23:52,987 --> 00:23:55,119
[Alice] Reggie,
what do you make of the rumors
424
00:23:55,204 --> 00:23:57,471
that Jughead Jones
is somehow alive?
425
00:23:57,556 --> 00:24:00,208
I'm angered by them,
Mrs. S.
426
00:24:01,596 --> 00:24:03,160
It pisses me off.
427
00:24:03,678 --> 00:24:04,868
Yeah, of course.
428
00:24:04,953 --> 00:24:07,337
Because you deeply miss
your friend.
429
00:24:07,986 --> 00:24:09,103
What?
430
00:24:09,188 --> 00:24:10,236
No.
431
00:24:10,321 --> 00:24:13,244
I'm mad because
that weirdo beat me
432
00:24:13,329 --> 00:24:16,302
by pulling off the most
epic senior prank of all time.
433
00:24:16,604 --> 00:24:18,603
Faking your own death?
434
00:24:20,129 --> 00:24:21,409
That's legendary.
435
00:24:21,609 --> 00:24:23,227
It'll never be forgotten.
436
00:24:25,613 --> 00:24:27,394
[footsteps approaching]
437
00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:28,951
- Hey.
- [Betty] Hi.
438
00:24:29,057 --> 00:24:30,882
I got here as soon as I could.
What's going on?
439
00:24:30,966 --> 00:24:34,158
[sniffles] I just don't think
I can do this anymore, Arch.
440
00:24:34,243 --> 00:24:36,075
I keep waiting
for Jug to come back,
441
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,377
but he doesn't,
and he won't.
442
00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:41,713
He won't ever come back.
443
00:24:43,718 --> 00:24:46,250
And I don't know how
I'm supposed to keep going.
444
00:24:50,594 --> 00:24:52,119
Day by day, Betty.
445
00:24:52,204 --> 00:24:54,421
We'll get through this,
together.
446
00:24:56,644 --> 00:25:00,432
God, I just don't know why everyone
at school is saying that he's still alive.
447
00:25:00,517 --> 00:25:02,352
He isn't.
448
00:25:02,780 --> 00:25:06,303
These crazy rumors are just
making it so much more painful.
449
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,422
- [sighs]
- [Archie] Betty, you okay?
450
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,466
You wanna talk about it?
451
00:25:41,732 --> 00:25:43,514
I can't do this, Arch.
452
00:25:44,474 --> 00:25:46,299
I feel so alone.
453
00:25:47,042 --> 00:25:48,583
You're not.
454
00:25:48,783 --> 00:25:50,826
Betty, I promise
I know how hard this is.
455
00:25:51,786 --> 00:25:53,675
I just wanna feel...
456
00:25:53,875 --> 00:25:57,049
good, even for just
a few moments.
457
00:26:00,011 --> 00:26:01,532
I'm here for you, Betty.
458
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,274
I always have been.
459
00:26:06,888 --> 00:26:08,844
Yeah, you have, haven't you?
460
00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:33,105
Oh, grief, you wicked,
heartless aphrodisiac.
461
00:26:33,305 --> 00:26:37,022
Destroyer of endgames
and worlds.
462
00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:41,026
[exhales] Why, oh, why am I always
the one to catch these two kissing cads?
463
00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:42,878
[multiple phones chiming]
464
00:26:51,062 --> 00:26:53,105
Andrews and Cooper.
465
00:26:53,499 --> 00:26:54,500
What?
466
00:27:04,092 --> 00:27:05,727
Cheryl.
467
00:27:06,068 --> 00:27:09,337
Is everything okay? Did
something happen with Toni?
468
00:27:09,422 --> 00:27:10,955
Veronica,
469
00:27:11,039 --> 00:27:13,406
I had a text drafted
and ready to send to you,
470
00:27:13,606 --> 00:27:15,365
but I couldn't
bring myself to do it.
471
00:27:15,450 --> 00:27:17,003
You deserve
to be told in person.
472
00:27:17,088 --> 00:27:18,435
What are you talking about?
473
00:27:19,253 --> 00:27:20,663
Take a moment.
474
00:27:21,005 --> 00:27:22,618
Prepare yourself
for devastation.
475
00:27:22,703 --> 00:27:24,489
Cheryl, come on,
we're Maple partners.
476
00:27:24,574 --> 00:27:26,189
Just please tell me
what's going on.
477
00:27:33,910 --> 00:27:35,907
Son of a bi...
478
00:27:37,587 --> 00:27:41,524
Betty? Really, Archie?
Of all people, Betty?
479
00:27:42,113 --> 00:27:43,182
How could you do this to me?
480
00:27:43,266 --> 00:27:44,378
Ronnie, what? I don't...
481
00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:46,642
Don't play innocent with me,
Archie Andrews.
482
00:27:46,727 --> 00:27:48,905
Kissing my best friend
in the music room,
483
00:27:48,990 --> 00:27:51,619
where you and I had our fun?
484
00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:54,507
Why should I be surprised?
That's your special place, isn't it?
485
00:27:54,751 --> 00:27:56,260
That's where you take
all your women.
486
00:27:56,345 --> 00:27:59,780
Me, Josie, Ms. Grundy,
and now Betty.
487
00:28:00,436 --> 00:28:01,743
And shame on you
488
00:28:01,828 --> 00:28:05,225
for taking advantage of our
friend when she is grieving...
489
00:28:05,521 --> 00:28:07,290
and at her most vulnerable.
490
00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:11,453
Bee, I need you to know,
I do not blame you.
491
00:28:12,579 --> 00:28:16,601
It's my fault.
I'm the one who started it.
492
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:19,390
I kissed Archie.
I'm so sorry.
493
00:28:19,934 --> 00:28:21,266
"Sorry"?
494
00:28:23,108 --> 00:28:24,594
You're sorry?
495
00:28:27,322 --> 00:28:32,610
You scheming, two-faced bitch,
Betty Cooper.
496
00:28:33,643 --> 00:28:36,861
You know what?
You two deserve each other.
497
00:28:37,485 --> 00:28:40,329
So burn in hell,
the both of you.
498
00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:43,680
That's right.
You tell 'em, girl.
499
00:28:50,449 --> 00:28:52,933
[Alice] So why do you think people
are so ready to accept the fact
500
00:28:53,017 --> 00:28:54,842
that Archie and Betty
are dating?
501
00:28:56,074 --> 00:28:59,704
I think there were a lot of
closeted Barchie stans out there
502
00:28:59,789 --> 00:29:01,484
who have been waiting
for this moment.
503
00:29:02,547 --> 00:29:05,055
We just hope
that it's true.
504
00:29:05,352 --> 00:29:07,502
Sounds like you're one
of these stans.
505
00:29:07,702 --> 00:29:09,243
Oh, no, don't get me wrong.
506
00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:11,506
I support Betty
in whoever she likes.
507
00:29:11,706 --> 00:29:15,228
There's a lot of people who don't
think Bughead should've happened.
508
00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:18,861
It was always supposed
to be Betty and Archie.
509
00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:20,582
It was like
it was their destiny.
510
00:29:21,498 --> 00:29:23,242
I see.
511
00:29:23,326 --> 00:29:25,978
And what about this rumor
that Jughead is still alive?
512
00:29:29,898 --> 00:29:33,295
If Betty and Archie being
together proves anything,
513
00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:36,293
it's that Jughead
is definitely dead.
514
00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:39,534
I know your daughter
pretty well.
515
00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:41,507
Not even she's crazy enough
to date Archie
516
00:29:41,592 --> 00:29:42,967
if Jughead were still around.
517
00:29:45,783 --> 00:29:46,999
[zipper closing]
518
00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:51,125
Hi, Betty.
519
00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:54,528
Here all alone?
520
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:56,814
Why?
521
00:29:56,968 --> 00:29:58,315
Are you here to kill me?
522
00:29:58,843 --> 00:30:00,732
Just so you know,
523
00:30:00,817 --> 00:30:06,666
you may have this town, your school,
and all your friends fooled, but not me.
524
00:30:07,152 --> 00:30:10,086
You're either building a case
against me and my classmates,
525
00:30:10,286 --> 00:30:12,784
or trying
to exonerate yourself.
526
00:30:12,984 --> 00:30:17,006
And Jughead is alive and
helping you behind the scenes.
527
00:30:17,206 --> 00:30:19,226
I just don't know
where you're hiding him...
528
00:30:19,426 --> 00:30:20,517
yet.
529
00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:22,562
Donna.
530
00:30:22,646 --> 00:30:28,452
We can't keep having the same
conversation over and over again, okay?
531
00:30:28,652 --> 00:30:31,478
You're obsessed.
Seriously, it is not healthy.
532
00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:36,571
It's fine. I didn't expect
you to just tell me.
533
00:30:37,357 --> 00:30:39,594
But I know he's close by.
534
00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:41,750
Somewhere you two can be alone.
535
00:30:43,014 --> 00:30:44,361
Know how I know?
536
00:30:46,148 --> 00:30:48,777
Because I saw
that sex tape of yours,
537
00:30:48,977 --> 00:30:51,780
and, yowza!
538
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:55,502
Based on the contents, you can't go
two hours, let alone two days, without it.
539
00:30:56,811 --> 00:30:59,091
You are an actual monster.
540
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:04,468
And you are a nymphomaniac who's
going to trip up sooner rather than later.
541
00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:08,385
And I'll be there
to watch you fall.
542
00:31:12,957 --> 00:31:16,108
[Alice] And that's when you
believe Donna started following you?
543
00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:18,285
She had fixated on me.
544
00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:21,311
She was convinced that
I was sneaking around.
545
00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:25,770
Which was true. I...
546
00:31:25,970 --> 00:31:28,579
had been visiting
Dilton's bunker.
547
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,907
It became a nightly ritual.
548
00:31:32,107 --> 00:31:34,237
First, stop at Pop's
for dinner.
549
00:31:35,763 --> 00:31:38,067
Then I'd head
to the woods alone.
550
00:32:33,891 --> 00:32:35,129
Gotcha!
551
00:32:35,213 --> 00:32:37,213
[Betty] What the hell?
Oh, my God.
552
00:32:37,477 --> 00:32:38,478
Donna?
553
00:32:41,029 --> 00:32:43,094
Get out of here,
you pervert.
554
00:32:45,572 --> 00:32:48,572
[Alice] And how long have you been
meeting with Archie in the bunker?
555
00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:54,907
It kind of just
started up after...
556
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:57,563
It's nothing to be
ashamed of, Elizabeth.
557
00:32:58,262 --> 00:33:01,180
I promise you'll feel better
once you tell the truth.
558
00:33:05,122 --> 00:33:06,696
In that case...
559
00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:09,844
Before you hear it
from someone else, Mom,
560
00:33:09,929 --> 00:33:12,086
I need to tell you something.
561
00:33:13,077 --> 00:33:14,672
Off the record.
562
00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:17,732
Okay, honey.
563
00:33:19,444 --> 00:33:21,507
Well, as it turns out,
564
00:33:22,348 --> 00:33:27,307
this is not simply a story
about a murder in a small town.
565
00:33:27,494 --> 00:33:29,107
No.
566
00:33:29,223 --> 00:33:31,461
It's a story
about friendship...
567
00:33:31,835 --> 00:33:33,637
and conspiracy.
568
00:33:33,837 --> 00:33:35,972
And what happens
when those two things
569
00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:40,766
dovetail into a highly
sophisticated cover-up.
570
00:33:42,810 --> 00:33:45,222
So, our little gambit worked.
571
00:33:45,719 --> 00:33:48,362
Between the look I saw
on Donna's face in the bunker
572
00:33:48,447 --> 00:33:50,321
and your performance
in the student lounge...
573
00:33:50,406 --> 00:33:53,618
[chuckles] You can thank Helen
Mirren's Masterclass for that.
574
00:33:56,338 --> 00:33:58,033
Though, I just have to ask.
575
00:34:00,821 --> 00:34:03,560
When you were pretending
to be with Betty...
576
00:34:05,303 --> 00:34:09,522
you didn't feel anything,
did you?
577
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,197
Ronnie.
578
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,440
When will you learn?
579
00:34:15,531 --> 00:34:16,705
You are,
580
00:34:17,446 --> 00:34:19,663
now and forever,
581
00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:21,846
the only girl for me.
582
00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:36,874
[Betty] Even by our standards,
this was a pretty crazy week.
583
00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:40,617
Well, pretending to be dead
is one thing,
584
00:34:40,817 --> 00:34:43,707
but hiding under a cot
in this sex bunker of death
585
00:34:43,907 --> 00:34:45,274
while you make out with Archie
586
00:34:45,359 --> 00:34:49,018
just to convince a bunch of
evil preppies that I did die...
587
00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:52,533
Yeah, definitely cracks
the top ten craziest things.
588
00:34:52,873 --> 00:34:54,132
But it worked.
589
00:34:54,995 --> 00:34:58,364
And now Donna will
start doubting herself.
590
00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:01,057
This whole thing
is a game of confidence,
591
00:35:01,142 --> 00:35:03,479
and what happens
when you don't have confidence?
592
00:35:04,449 --> 00:35:05,801
Mistakes are made.
593
00:35:05,886 --> 00:35:08,340
And bonus, you'll have
all this uninterrupted time
594
00:35:08,425 --> 00:35:11,489
to figure out how the pieces
of the mystery fit together.
595
00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:13,128
And an additional bonus
596
00:35:13,213 --> 00:35:15,652
is that they won't come to try
and finish my botched braining.
597
00:35:15,736 --> 00:35:17,001
Mmm-hmm.
598
00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:18,960
Well, I never thought
I'd say it,
599
00:35:19,059 --> 00:35:23,315
but God bless that beanie for cushioning
the blow, even just a little bit.
600
00:35:27,605 --> 00:35:29,588
Speaking of that...
601
00:35:30,606 --> 00:35:32,518
Close your eyes
and hold out your hand.
602
00:35:38,745 --> 00:35:40,057
Open.
603
00:35:44,228 --> 00:35:45,748
Betty, when did you
have time to do this?
604
00:35:45,832 --> 00:35:49,018
[chuckles] We all manage
our stress in different ways.
605
00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:51,127
My mom had her documentary...
606
00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:53,844
I taught myself how to knit.
607
00:35:57,764 --> 00:35:59,779
Are you sure telling your
mom was a good idea?
608
00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:04,773
Well, considering Charles,
your dad, Jellybean,
609
00:36:04,858 --> 00:36:08,428
Dr. Curdle Jr.,
and Mrs. Andrews are all in on it...
610
00:36:08,513 --> 00:36:10,751
Yeah, it felt like
the prudent thing to do.
611
00:36:10,951 --> 00:36:12,494
Yeah, that's fair enough.
612
00:36:15,433 --> 00:36:18,410
When you kissed Archie, none of
those old feelings came back, did they?
613
00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:20,205
Jughead.
614
00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:22,313
No.
615
00:36:22,397 --> 00:36:24,979
Of course not, okay?
Don't be silly.
616
00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:29,596
You know
you're the only man for me.
617
00:36:29,796 --> 00:36:33,318
And our scheming can take
one night off, don't you think?
618
00:36:48,776 --> 00:36:51,791
[Alice] So I understand you
made quite the public spectacle
619
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:54,119
over the Archie
and Betty romance.
620
00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:58,697
Um, I think you mean,
I gave an amazing performance.
621
00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:02,503
But weren't you afraid that something
might actually spark between them?
622
00:37:02,703 --> 00:37:04,137
I trust Archie.
623
00:37:04,749 --> 00:37:06,594
And I trust Betty.
624
00:37:06,794 --> 00:37:09,142
To be honest,
the thought never even crossed my mind.
625
00:37:11,849 --> 00:37:13,502
[cell phone vibrating]
626
00:37:46,604 --> 00:37:48,151
[phone chimes]
627
00:38:09,117 --> 00:38:11,050
[Alice] The question
still remains.
628
00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:14,734
Why did you go to such extraordinary
lengths to convince the preppies
629
00:38:14,819 --> 00:38:17,706
and pretty much
the whole town of Riverdale
630
00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:19,276
that Jughead was dead?
631
00:38:19,476 --> 00:38:22,215
Because they were trying
to pin the murder on me.
632
00:38:24,350 --> 00:38:26,631
And because if they knew
Jughead was still alive,
633
00:38:26,716 --> 00:38:30,619
they would circle the wagons
and lock down tight.
634
00:38:31,618 --> 00:38:35,659
And we were and still are locked
in a battle of psychological warfare
635
00:38:35,744 --> 00:38:37,104
with the Stonies.
636
00:38:37,196 --> 00:38:38,791
The only way that
we would be able
637
00:38:38,876 --> 00:38:41,494
to pin the attempted murder
of Jughead on them...
638
00:38:41,628 --> 00:38:44,150
is if we forced
the Stonies to crack.
639
00:38:45,589 --> 00:38:47,684
[Alice] You seem quite
confident that they will.
640
00:38:49,384 --> 00:38:51,674
No, I can't be certain, but...
641
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,187
After the last few days,
642
00:38:55,512 --> 00:38:58,077
I have a feeling they'll be
fracturing any minute now.
643
00:39:00,384 --> 00:39:02,853
Stop what you're doing, Bret.
644
00:39:03,433 --> 00:39:04,930
I have proof
that Jughead's alive.
645
00:39:05,015 --> 00:39:07,613
Whoa, Donna. Slow down.
How can you be so sure?
646
00:39:07,698 --> 00:39:10,277
I tailed Betty
to an apocalyptic bunker,
647
00:39:10,362 --> 00:39:14,374
where she sloppily swapped saliva
with that carrot-top Neanderthal.
648
00:39:14,496 --> 00:39:16,516
It was all a charade.
649
00:39:16,685 --> 00:39:20,386
They had takeout from Pop's, that
little diner that Jones was obsessed with.
650
00:39:20,471 --> 00:39:22,252
And what,
there was an extra burger?
651
00:39:22,364 --> 00:39:24,064
Archie's built
like a superhero.
652
00:39:24,157 --> 00:39:25,315
I'm sure he could wolf
653
00:39:25,415 --> 00:39:28,408
- half a dozen...
- Forget about the burger!
654
00:39:28,675 --> 00:39:31,565
There was not one,
not two,
655
00:39:31,765 --> 00:39:34,182
but three milkshakes
in evidence.
656
00:39:36,944 --> 00:39:40,783
I am certain that Jones must have
heard me sneaking down the ladder
657
00:39:40,897 --> 00:39:44,119
and he hid
so as not to get caught.
658
00:39:44,307 --> 00:39:46,255
Donna, look.
659
00:39:46,911 --> 00:39:48,562
Maybe, um...
660
00:39:49,522 --> 00:39:52,346
you should let
sleeping dogs lie.
661
00:39:53,352 --> 00:39:54,799
Take the win.
662
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,540
Forsythe's dead.
We killed him.
663
00:39:58,572 --> 00:40:01,488
Ponytail's obviously moved on.
664
00:40:02,709 --> 00:40:04,368
It's time you do the same.
665
00:40:08,287 --> 00:40:10,568
Don't you ever
tell me what to do.
666
00:40:10,774 --> 00:40:14,216
In case you've forgotten,
I'm the brains of this operation.
667
00:40:14,416 --> 00:40:15,978
We still have a job to finish,
668
00:40:16,063 --> 00:40:18,211
and a meddling girlfriend
to pin it on.
669
00:40:18,866 --> 00:40:20,126
Yes, sir.
670
00:40:22,816 --> 00:40:27,404
And if you ever
undermine me again,
671
00:40:27,604 --> 00:40:31,016
you will go the way of Jonathan,
may he rest in peace.
672
00:40:31,216 --> 00:40:33,346
And that's a fact.
673
00:40:34,436 --> 00:40:35,930
[door opens]
674
00:40:37,683 --> 00:40:39,485
[Veronica] Well, well, well.
675
00:40:39,756 --> 00:40:41,993
If it isn't the girl
who cried Papi.
676
00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:45,232
I did a little digging
like you asked me to.
677
00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:47,191
And?
678
00:40:47,275 --> 00:40:49,976
You are lucky
I am such a good PI,
679
00:40:50,061 --> 00:40:52,757
because you'll never believe
what I found out.
680
00:40:56,775 --> 00:40:58,563
Speaking Spanish...
681
00:41:02,290 --> 00:41:06,072
[Veronica] As it turns out, my darling
half-sister is actually good for something.
682
00:41:06,157 --> 00:41:07,357
At my behest,
683
00:41:07,557 --> 00:41:09,658
Hermosa put her
private-eye skills to good use
684
00:41:09,743 --> 00:41:12,274
and did some digging
on those Stonewall WASPs.
685
00:41:12,474 --> 00:41:16,102
And your gal pal Donna
is not so sweet.
686
00:41:17,784 --> 00:41:20,326
Everybody, brace yourselves,
687
00:41:20,526 --> 00:41:23,526
because Donna Sweett
is actually...
688
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,602
Oh, my God.
689
00:41:29,743 --> 00:41:30,961
Of course.
690
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,094
If this is true,
this is our smoking gun.
691
00:41:35,434 --> 00:41:37,729
This is the final piece
of the puzzle that we needed.
692
00:41:41,765 --> 00:41:44,460
I think I know how to take down
these Stonies once and for all.
693
00:41:45,145 --> 00:41:47,890
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00:41:48,305 --> 00:42:48,297
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