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Previously onRiverdale...

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Jughead?

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Moose!

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What the hell?

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Wait, are you my roommate?

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Hermione Lodge, you're under arrest
for conspiracy to commit murder.

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Your own husband's.

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Mija, I'm not paying
for your crimes.

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I told the world what you are.

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Deal with it.

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I think you'd make
an excellent candidate

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for the Junior
FBI Training Program.

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So are you warming up
to our half-brother now?

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Yeah. Kind of.

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I'm just glad that
Charles was there for you.

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Didn't we say we were gonna
turn this place into a community center?

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Feels like it's time.

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No one is safe here.

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Is that really the town
that you want to invest in?

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You're not actually considering
fighting crime in those tights, are you?

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Of course not.

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I'm going to need a mask.

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They say every town
gets the hero it deserves.

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Riverdale's was Archie Andrews.

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High school athlete by day,

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would-be crime fighter by night.

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Patrolling the shadows
of Sketch Alley,

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down by the Southside Docks,

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where Archie's
community center is.

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You wouldn't want to be caught
there too long after dark.

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That's when the rats came out.

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- Here.
- Stay away from me.

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All in all,

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not an auspicious second outing

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for Riverdale's
dark-suited vigilante.

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And speaking
of crime-fighting...

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Kev, what are your
after-school plans?

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Cruising the bathrooms
at Sheds and Royal.

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Perfect.

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Then you can join me
for my first Junior FBI class.

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The one that your hot
half-brother is teaching?

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Yes.

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I asked Charles
if you could enroll,

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and he said everyone's welcome.

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Remind me, is your brother
gay or straight?

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I actually have no idea,

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but seniors from a bunch
of different high schools

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have signed up, so who knows?

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Maybe you'll meet a cute,
gay FBI agent-in-training.

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I'm in.

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When and where?

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Seems that the District Attorney

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is pinning her entire case

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on linking you
to Hiram's would-be murderer,

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- Tall Boy Petite.
- Which is absurd.

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I mean, I've never even had
any interaction with the man.

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Well, there is still the issue
of the large sum of money

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the police found in
your monogrammed Tucci bag

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in Tall Boy's apartment.

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Obviously, Hiram planted it
there to frame me.

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FP will testify that he
searched Tall Boy's apartment

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right after he died.

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He'll swear that there was no bag
of money in evidence at that time.

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This week is insane.

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I've got two papers due,

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your trial's starting,

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Daddy's trial
is around the corner.

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From what I've heard,
the federal prosecutor's

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going after your father
pretty hard.

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Oh, believe me, I know,

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I've been meeting
with her on the DL.

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Goals for this week?

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Get Mom out of jail,

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and make sure Daddy
stays rotting in his.

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What you working on?

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Same thing as when
you drugged me, Donna.

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Except this time
I actually found something.

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I know the Stonewall Four is
supposed to be an urban legend,

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but when I checked
the town paper,

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four people had
actually gone missing

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over the last 30 years.

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That's exactly
what happened to Moose.

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Marmaduke is fine.

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He's just busy
in basic training.

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Look...

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We've been texting.

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You guys are in for a treat.

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Advanced copies
of my latest novel.

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It doesn't hit stores
till Christmas,

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so no spoilers.

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Wait. Mr. Chipping,

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you wrote a
Baxter Brothers Mystery?

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Were you Franklin P. Paxton?

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I am. Well...

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It's my nom de plume.

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ButThe Secret of the Old
Windmillcame out like, what,

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decades ago?
How's that possible?

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I'm merely the latest in a long line
of ghostwriters over the decades.

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My mind is blown.

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Mr. Chipping, I used to love
these books when I was a kid.

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They were my gateway drug
into serious crime fiction.

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Well, then you're in luck.

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To celebrate the publication
ofTen Little Boy Scouts,

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Stonewall Prep is throwing me
a little wine and cheese,

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to which you all are invited,

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as are previous ghostwriters.

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What's wrong, Pop?

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It's a subpoena.

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From your father's defense team.

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Oh, no.

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They're probably gonna ask if you
doctored La Bonne Nuit's books

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to make my father look guilty.

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Which I did.

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And I have no regrets
about that, Veronica,

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you needed the help.

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But I cannot place my hand
on a Bible and say otherwise.

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Let me get into it
with the federal prosecutor.

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But don't worry, Pop.

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I'm not going to let you
get caught up in this.

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Just when I thought you
couldn't possibly go any lower,

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you proved me wrong, Daddy.

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Pop Tate is a good man.

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There is no need to drag him
into the mess of your trial.

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I'm fighting for my freedom.

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And to be clear,

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I didn't drag Pop into this,
you did.

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Because you were extorting me.

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You can spare Pop
and end this right now, mija.

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Come clean to the Feds,
admit you framed me.

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Hard pass.

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Well, then I'll be seeing
Pop Tates in court.

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And tell your mom
good luck on her case.

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I'll be rooting for her.

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We have a problem.

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If Pop takes the stand,
he'll tell the truth.

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And before you ask, no,

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Ms. Federal Prosecutor,
I won't tell Pop to lie.

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Your father's broken
many laws, Veronica,

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but those books
you provided the FBI,

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proving Hiram's guilt,

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are at the heart of our case.

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Call me as a witness.

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I'll testify that I was the one

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who tasked Pop
with doctoring the books

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as a last resort

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because my father
was extorting me.

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Which is the truth.

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Once I do that,

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I doubt they'll want
to spend much time

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talking about any books.

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Okay.

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Meanwhile, good luck
with your mother's case.

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For our first session,
I thought we'd start

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right in the deep end
of the swimming pool.

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With serial killers.

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Your half-brother is so hot.

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Now, I've put together a little
exercise to kick us off.

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This is a crime scene

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where six victims were found
buried along a riverbank

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in the Pacific Northwest.

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Now, before I start
filling in all the details,

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any guesses on which one of
these men is the murderer?

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It's the third man.

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That's correct, Betty.
How did you know that?

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I don't know.

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Just intuition.

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Okay, then.

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Let's try another one.

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Which one's the serial killer?

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The term
"serial killer" is relatively new.

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It wasn't until the 1970s

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that the phrase "serial
murderer" or "serial homicide..."

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It's the one in the middle.

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Correct again.

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Your intuition
is like a sixth sense.

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Let's go again.

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When defining a serial killer,

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it usually refers to someone
who committed three or...

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None of them did it.

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Excellent work, Betty.

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Not many people have
that kind of raw instinct.

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You're likeBeautiful Mind,
but... for serial killers.

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Now, can any of you guess what
the murderers all have in common?

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Nothing.

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Isn't that kind of the point?

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Actually, they all have
one thing in common.

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A specific set of genes.

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They discovered
that you have the MAOA...

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and CDH13 genes.

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Also known as...

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The serial killer genes.

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Hey, Dad.

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Have you seen
my Baxter Brothers books?

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I swear I took them out of
the trailer before it burned.

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I don't know. I might've have
thrown them away.

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You threw away my books?

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All right, calm down, boy.

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Before you accuse me
of book burning,

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why don't you check the
storage room in the basement?

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I used to worship these guys.

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When all the kids wanted
to be superheroes,

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I wanted to be a Baxter brother.

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Oh, my God.

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They used to do, uh,
crossovers with Tracy True.

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Those were my favorites,
remember?

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Yeah. My Dad used to get me one of
these each year for my birthday.

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Hey Dad, why'd you stop?

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You outgrew 'em, boy.

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I got to run.

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I'm never gonna
outgrow these books.

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This was my favorite.

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Jones, lights out.

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Some of us are trying to sleep.

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Late night, Red?

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Algebra Three
is kicking my ass this year.

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One of you named Archie?

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Yeah, that's me.

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This kid say's
you'll vouch for him.

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Yeah, that's Toby. He hangs out here.
Is there a problem?

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Yeah, he was shoplifting
in my convenience store.

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I was reading comic books.

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You were loitering
and then you started to put

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this comic book in your jacket.

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Look, why don't
I go ahead and pay

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for whatever that
comic book costs?

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$4.99.

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And I don't want
any of you delinquents

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stepping foot in my shop.

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It's bad enough we have to
walk by this halfway house.

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Keep the change.

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Grab a brush.

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Here is the hero of the hour.

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Class, this is
Francis J. DuPont,

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the originator of
the Baxter Brothers franchise,

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and the very first
Franklin P. Paxton.

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Francis, this is Bret, Joan,
Jonathan, Donna, and Jughead.

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"Jughead."

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Is that a nickname?

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Uh, yes, sir. It is.

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And it's an honor to meet you.

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I didn't have the greatest
home life growing up,

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but your books
really helped me through it.

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Jughead is the newest addition

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to the most promising group of
students that I've ever taught.

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Really?

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Well, is the successor
amongst us, then?

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Successor for what?

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Chipping has written the last
four Baxter Brothers books.

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It's time he pass on the torch.

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Therefore, we're on the hunt
for the next ghostwriter

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to continue the franchise.

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And you're going
to pick one of us?

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Keep it in your pants, Jones.

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Every Baxter Brothers author,

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beginning with
Mr. DuPont himself,

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has gone to Stonewall Prep.

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We're always looking
for young and clever minds

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to keep our adventures fresh
and relevant.

260
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Now, if you're interested
in the job,

261
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you'll have to write
the first three chapters

262
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of the next
Baxter Brothers novel.

263
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And an outline
for the rest of it.

264
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,329
Well, obviously,
I'm winning this.

265
00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:27,170
Is there any particular style
or subject area?

266
00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:30,459
We have not yet
decided on a theme,

267
00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:31,580
but we'll let you know.

268
00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,379
I pulled your files, Ms. Cooper.

269
00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:45,420
I can confirm that you do have
the MAOA and CDH13 genes.

270
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,829
All good,
nothing to worry about.

271
00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:52,539
I don't have the genes.

272
00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:53,959
See, I told you.

273
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,080
What a relief.

274
00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:12,250
You got to be kidding me.

275
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:20,960
Hey!

276
00:12:20,961 --> 00:12:22,919
Get the hell away from that car!

277
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,120
Who are you?

278
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,080
You run with Dodger?

279
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:52,579
Get the hell out of here.

280
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Go!

281
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,600
Tell him it's over.
Tell him, he's done for.

282
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,710
All right, listen up.

283
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,789
Sheriff Jones gave us a call.

284
00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,169
Apparently some of Dodger's crew

285
00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:21,919
was stealing hubcaps last night.

286
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,079
He suspects it was someone
from this center,

287
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,169
and I gave him my word
that it wasn't any of you guys.

288
00:13:26,170 --> 00:13:27,170
And I hope that's true.

289
00:13:27,171 --> 00:13:29,039
Anyone running
with Dodger's crew

290
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is going to end up in juvie

291
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or in an early grave.

292
00:13:32,380 --> 00:13:34,419
And trust us,
you don't wanna go to juvie.

293
00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:36,079
Look, if even one of you guys
gets arrested,

294
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this whole place gets shut down.

295
00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:38,999
So, new rule.

296
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,169
If you run with Dodger's crew,
then you're not welcome here.

297
00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:43,379
That's it. No exceptions.

298
00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:44,829
Any questions?

299
00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:46,120
Yeah, I got a question.

300
00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:48,709
Aren't you guys seniors?

301
00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:50,630
What happens when you
graduate and go to college?

302
00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:53,749
That's months away, Toby.

303
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,249
Yeah, but what happens?

304
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:56,829
You said it yourself,
they're trying to shut you down.

305
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:58,329
Why? Because of us.

306
00:13:58,330 --> 00:13:59,579
Because no one wants us.

307
00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:00,999
At least Dodger cares.

308
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,169
Dodger only cares about
the money you can bring in.

309
00:14:03,170 --> 00:14:05,249
We want you here,
but you can't have it both ways.

310
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:06,250
You have to choose.

311
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,669
One thing we see
in a lot of serial killers

312
00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:19,039
are instances of animal cruelty
in their youth.

313
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:22,079
Jeffrey Dahmer,
the cannibal of Milwaukee,

314
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,999
started killing dogs
when he was in grade school.

315
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,419
Ian Brady,
the infamous Moors murderer,

316
00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:28,499
killed his first cat
when he was ten.

317
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,459
I'm all the dark deeds
you did in our youths,

318
00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:34,079
like what we did
to our old cat, Caramel.

319
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,879
Caramel ran away.

320
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,209
I didn't do anything to her.

321
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,749
Oh, Betty, we both know
that we drowned Caramel.

322
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,459
Robert Thompson
used to tie rabbits

323
00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,700
to railway tracks...

324
00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:47,459
Betty? Are you okay?

325
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:48,749
I need a...

326
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,170
I need some air. Sorry.

327
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,079
I arrived at the cabin alone.

328
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,879
The suspect, Tall Boy,

329
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,290
he got violent.

330
00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:03,459
Resisted arrest,

331
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:05,539
and unfortunately,
I had to discharge my weapon.

332
00:15:05,540 --> 00:15:08,789
He expired on his way
to the hospital.

333
00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:11,829
And later, when you searched
Tall Boy's motel room,

334
00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:15,250
did you find Hermione Lodge's
Tucci bag full of cash?

335
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,249
No.

336
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,169
And yet, the prosecution claims
they found the bag there.

337
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,999
If it was, it was planted later.

338
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,040
Thank you, Sheriff.

339
00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:25,250
Your witness, Counselor.

340
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,749
The cabin where you claim
to have shot Tall Boy,

341
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,379
do you know who owns
that cabin, Sheriff?

342
00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:34,289
I assumed it was Hiram's.

343
00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:36,419
This is a copy of the lease.

344
00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:37,750
Kindly read the owner's name.

345
00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:46,919
"Hermione Lodge."

346
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,039
Order!

347
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,120
Order!

348
00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:12,080
Excuse me, Mr. DuPont.

349
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,380
Did you happen to know
my grandfather?

350
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:19,250
Forsythe Jones the First?

351
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:24,789
That is why you look familiar.

352
00:16:24,790 --> 00:16:27,120
Your grandfather
was an excellent writer.

353
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:29,709
Tell me, how's he doing?

354
00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:31,209
Does he still write?

355
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:33,329
I... I actually I don't know,

356
00:16:33,330 --> 00:16:34,999
I've never met him.

357
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,056
Up until this exact moment,
I didn't even know he was a writer.

358
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,379
Bit of a brawler, too.

359
00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:41,079
Forsythe got into
all kinds of rabble-rousing

360
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,459
before he left Stonewall.

361
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,079
Is that why he left?

362
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,169
He was kicked out for fighting?

363
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,539
Oh, it was so long ago,

364
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:48,619
I don't remember
the exact circumstances.

365
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:51,209
But I will never
forget his talent.

366
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,079
We would read his works in class

367
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,749
and I couldn't believe
that a teenager wrote them.

368
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,459
Does your father write?

369
00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,289
No, he's a sheriff.

370
00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:03,039
Would you invite your father
to the reception tomorrow?

371
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:06,079
I would love to meet
Forsythe's son.

372
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,080
Yeah, I'll see if he can come.

373
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,420
Thank you.

374
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,169
Mrs. Andrews is back-channeling
with the DA's office.

375
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,330
They're talking plea deals.

376
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:20,750
Mom...

377
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,419
why didn't you tell us

378
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:24,780
that the cabin
was under your name?

379
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:27,329
Because it wasn't.

380
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:30,119
Veronica, your father
must have forged the lease or...

381
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,919
contract or something.

382
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,329
So then why didn't you say

383
00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:35,080
that you'd never even
been to this cabin?

384
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:38,460
Because I have.

385
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:45,459
Mom...

386
00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:46,830
it's now or never.

387
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:51,249
I need you to tell me the truth

388
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,619
about everything,

389
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,000
so I can help you.

390
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,169
If everything
you've told me is true,

391
00:17:57,170 --> 00:17:58,789
then I have no moves left.

392
00:17:58,790 --> 00:18:00,419
The more the prosecutor digs,

393
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:01,879
the guiltier
you'll be, Hermione.

394
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,289
And that's for crimes

395
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,539
that aren't even
on their radar yet.

396
00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:08,749
There's no magic wand that
can make this just go away.

397
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:10,579
What if there were one?

398
00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:12,749
And my mother changed
her plea to guilty?

399
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:13,919
Veronica...

400
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,209
Look, Mom, we've got
to be realistic here.

401
00:18:16,210 --> 00:18:20,289
Why not admit to what
everyone already knows

402
00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:23,419
before something else,
something worse comes out?

403
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:25,919
Veronica, your mother
would go to prison,

404
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,379
probably for
the rest of her life.

405
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:28,709
Not if we get someone

406
00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:30,749
with a magic wand to pardon her.

407
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,749
But that can only happen
at the state level.

408
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:35,539
So unless you're friends
with Governor Dooley...

409
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:37,879
I wouldn't say friends exactly,

410
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,080
but we do have a history.

411
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,420
All of us.

412
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:07,920
Hey, are you okay?

413
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,080
What are you doing?

414
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:15,460
No!

415
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:19,920
Caramel.

416
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,040
Hey.

417
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,379
You free for lunch?

418
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:33,499
Do you want to go to Pop's
and get a burger?

419
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,419
I got a lot on my mind,
Jug. What's up?

420
00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:37,879
I wanted to ask you
about Grandpa.

421
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,080
Did you know he was a writer?

422
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,080
Yeah.

423
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,499
Where did you hear that?

424
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,579
One of his old classmates
is visiting Stonewall Prep.

425
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:47,919
Actually I have
a reception later,

426
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,079
if you want to come hang out.

427
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,119
And waste a day
with a bunch of blue bloods

428
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,579
who think they're better
than me? No.

429
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,789
You're the one that pushed me
to go to Stonewall Prep.

430
00:19:55,790 --> 00:19:57,119
Hell, you'd probably make me

431
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,999
put on a tie and a blazer.

432
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,209
And just so you know,
my old man wasn't a writer,

433
00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:04,169
he was a dropout, all right?

434
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,749
He couldn't hold down a job.

435
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,789
He was a mean, mean drunk

436
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:11,829
who took all of his anger
out on me and on your grandma.

437
00:20:11,830 --> 00:20:13,919
It was the best day of my life
when he skipped out on us.

438
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,329
So do I want to hear about

439
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:17,790
what a great writer he was
back in high school? No.

440
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,829
No, I'm...

441
00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:22,920
I'm good with my memories.
But you have fun.

442
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:39,209
Governor Dooley! You made it.

443
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:40,579
Oh, no, not again.

444
00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:42,999
Yes, again.

445
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,709
I have a small favor to ask you.

446
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:48,539
I was told this meeting
was requested by the FBI.

447
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,620
No, I'd rather keep the FBI out of
this, if at all possible.

448
00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:54,249
So, in this folder,

449
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:55,709
you'll find evidence

450
00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:58,579
that paints a rather corrupt
portrait of you, Governor.

451
00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:00,749
Ordering a bogus quarantine,

452
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:02,749
accepting drug money as a bribe,

453
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,879
receiving kickbacks
from my father's jail.

454
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,789
Young lady...

455
00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:09,119
how many times do you think
you can blackmail me?

456
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,329
Help me now
and this will be the last.

457
00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:12,919
And I'll put that in writing.

458
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,829
As you know,
my mother's on trial.

459
00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:16,169
If she pleads guilty,

460
00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:17,879
I need you
to grant her a pardon,

461
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:18,880
immediately.

462
00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:20,789
In exchange,

463
00:21:20,790 --> 00:21:22,830
I won't release this file
of incriminating evidence.

464
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,919
What do you say, Donald?

465
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,460
Once more for old time's sake?

466
00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:33,750
May I have your attention?

467
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,039
In literary society tradition,

468
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,249
it wouldn't be a proper reunion

469
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:42,709
without a little game of Murder.

470
00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:44,789
For neophytes,
the rules are as follows.

471
00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:45,830
Everyone draws a card.

472
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,880
Whoever picks "Murderer"

473
00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:52,419
must walk amongst us,

474
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:54,080
winking at their prey.

475
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,419
If you are winked at,

476
00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:58,620
you die five seconds later.

477
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,539
The object
of the game, of course,

478
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:09,500
is to identify the murderer
before being killed.

479
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,920
Happy hunting, everybody.

480
00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:16,419
Enjoying yourself, Jones?

481
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:18,619
So this is what one-percenters
do for fun.

482
00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:20,080
They play murder, huh?

483
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Oh, by the way...

484
00:22:23,420 --> 00:22:24,420
Wicked, Jones.

485
00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:26,459
Yeah, go on then.

486
00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:27,710
Yeah, let me die in peace.

487
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:42,100
Down to the wire, boys.

488
00:22:49,330 --> 00:22:50,379
It's Jughead! He's the murderer.

489
00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:51,959
Yeah. Because I just killed you.

490
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,789
No, I knew it was him
beforehand, I win.

491
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,249
I'm sorry, Bret, I can't hear you.
Because you're dead.

492
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,579
No, I'm not. I saw...

493
00:22:57,580 --> 00:23:00,249
Boy, boys.
Let's be men about this.

494
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:02,829
It's clear that Jughead Jones
won the game fair and square.

495
00:23:02,830 --> 00:23:05,790
And what a formidable
murderer he was.

496
00:23:15,250 --> 00:23:17,619
I'm disappointed I didn't
get to meet your father.

497
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:19,919
Oh, yeah, he's been
busy with work.

498
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,539
Oh, I understand.

499
00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:23,289
Well, I hope
you'll enter the contest

500
00:23:23,290 --> 00:23:24,579
to be our new ghostwriter.

501
00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:26,749
I mean, the grandson
of Forsythe Jones

502
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:29,879
would be a worthy inheritor
of the mantle.

503
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,379
Serial killers are compulsive.

504
00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:33,249
They leave clues,

505
00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:34,919
take trophies, keep records.

506
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:35,880
Journals,

507
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:37,120
diaries,

508
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,419
letters.

509
00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:41,829
They see themselves as the
hero in their own stories.

510
00:23:41,830 --> 00:23:45,579
Sometimes, it's difficult for them to
distinguish between reality and fantasy,

511
00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:46,920
fact and fabrication.

512
00:23:49,420 --> 00:23:51,579
By studying childhood diaries
of serial killers,

513
00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:54,500
we can gain invaluable insight
into how their minds work.

514
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,169
Your Honor,

515
00:24:13,170 --> 00:24:15,249
in lieu of a closing statement,

516
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:17,039
my client would like
to say something.

517
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,040
Proceed.

518
00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:23,170
Your Honor,

519
00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:25,919
after careful consideration,

520
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,539
I've decided to change my plea.

521
00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:30,670
I, Hermione Apollonia Lodge...

522
00:24:32,670 --> 00:24:34,959
plead guilty
to the charges against me.

523
00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:47,419
I lied to you, Kevin.

524
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:49,539
At the hospital,
Dr. Patel told me

525
00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:51,250
that I do have the genes.

526
00:24:52,540 --> 00:24:53,540
And there's more.

527
00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:58,960
Something that I think
I may have repressed.

528
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:03,250
Do you remember my cat, Caramel?

529
00:25:08,670 --> 00:25:10,749
A car hit her.

530
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:13,669
And I found her
on our front lawn.

531
00:25:13,670 --> 00:25:15,120
She was in pain.

532
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:16,750
Dying.

533
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,080
And it sounded like...

534
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,039
someone screaming.

535
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:27,499
So,
I went to get my dad for help.

536
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,040
And he took me back outside.

537
00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:32,580
Caramel is your cat, Betty.

538
00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:35,250
You need to take care of this.

539
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,620
And he handed me a rock.

540
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,080
And he made me...

541
00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:53,880
Good girl, Betty.

542
00:25:54,460 --> 00:25:55,830
Very good girl.

543
00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:58,619
I killed Caramel.

544
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,169
No, Betty.

545
00:26:00,170 --> 00:26:02,120
That wasn't you.
That was your...

546
00:26:03,210 --> 00:26:04,829
deeply screwed-up dad.

547
00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:07,419
Oh, and I'm not screwed up?

548
00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:10,539
I'm repressing memories
of killing animals, Kevin.

549
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:14,709
Betty, I...

550
00:26:14,710 --> 00:26:16,079
I think this FBI Training thing

551
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,039
might be getting
a little too intense right now.

552
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,120
I think we should...

553
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:22,580
maybe consider withdrawing.

554
00:26:25,790 --> 00:26:27,380
That's it. Keep your hands up.

555
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:29,620
Protect your face.

556
00:26:32,170 --> 00:26:33,669
Good job.

557
00:26:33,670 --> 00:26:34,830
Keep those hands up.

558
00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:37,620
That's it.

559
00:26:39,420 --> 00:26:41,499
Red, you got a minute?

560
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,830
Sure. What's up, Mr. Jones?

561
00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:46,079
Some of the local
business owners

562
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,039
have lodged a few complaints
against your center.

563
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,039
Littering, vandalism,
public urination.

564
00:26:52,790 --> 00:26:54,829
Due respect, Mr. Jones,
that's BS.

565
00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:57,169
I'm here every morning
and I lock up every night.

566
00:26:57,170 --> 00:26:58,459
These kids are not doing
any of that.

567
00:26:58,460 --> 00:27:00,079
Listen, when I rolled
with the Serpents,

568
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,619
we dealt with the same crap.

569
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,919
Wherever we set up,
complaints followed.

570
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,419
Look, no one wants
a gang around.

571
00:27:05,420 --> 00:27:07,079
The problem isn't the kids,

572
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,249
it's the thugs that show up
after we lock up. They're gnarly.

573
00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:12,209
But this place, it's supposed
to make the neighborhood better.

574
00:27:12,210 --> 00:27:13,999
Well, show 'em that.

575
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,579
Do what the Serpents used to do.

576
00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:16,999
Invite some of the yokels over

577
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,879
for a get-to-know-you clam bake.

578
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:20,919
People are less likely
to call the cops

579
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,580
if they've had
a conversation with you.

580
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:24,250
All right?

581
00:27:29,710 --> 00:27:31,079
You think you really pulled
something off

582
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,200
at the reception, don't you?

583
00:27:33,830 --> 00:27:35,709
Bret, Bret, Bret.

584
00:27:35,710 --> 00:27:37,750
Are you really still mad
about that Murder game?

585
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,379
All right.

586
00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:44,000
Look, if it means
that much to you...

587
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,579
Poof!

588
00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:48,459
Consider yourself raised
from the dead, preppy.

589
00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:50,079
"Preppy."

590
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,619
You turn your nose up at us,

591
00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:53,250
you scorn us
for our privilege...

592
00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:55,959
But the only reason you're here

593
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,749
is because some
school benefactors

594
00:27:57,750 --> 00:28:00,329
thought it would look good
to take on a charity case.

595
00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:01,919
Some dirt-poor scholarship kid.

596
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,210
I'm here because of my writing.

597
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:04,919
Just get over it.

598
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,079
No, Jughead,

599
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,999
you're not here
because of your talent.

600
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,579
The Admissions Committee?

601
00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:11,829
None of them have read a single
word you've ever written.

602
00:28:11,830 --> 00:28:13,499
You're a statistic,

603
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:14,749
a project.

604
00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:16,209
Every year there's one of you.

605
00:28:16,210 --> 00:28:20,169
Some welfare freeloader
who never amounts to anything.

606
00:28:20,170 --> 00:28:21,329
Just like your grandfather.

607
00:28:21,330 --> 00:28:22,919
He couldn't even
make it a semester.

608
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,789
That is your past, present,
and future, Jughead...

609
00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:29,959
Shut your mouth!

610
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,920
Looks like you've inherited
his temper, too. Huh?

611
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:36,289
They all know I'm right.

612
00:28:36,290 --> 00:28:38,620
And deep down, you know it, too.

613
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,419
Most of you know me by now,

614
00:28:58,420 --> 00:29:00,079
but my name is Archie Andrews.

615
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,750
I run this place
with Munroe Moore.

616
00:29:02,710 --> 00:29:04,379
And we invited you here today

617
00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:06,180
to set the record straight
about a few things.

618
00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:07,999
Starting with...

619
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,830
Despite a few bogus complaints
that have been made,

620
00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:14,039
this community center
is not going anywhere.

621
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,579
In fact, starting today,

622
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:18,999
we will be expanding
our hours to 11:00 p.m.,

623
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,459
and we'll be open on Sundays.

624
00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:23,419
So, to my neighbors, I say,

625
00:29:23,420 --> 00:29:25,119
instead of working against us,

626
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,499
why don't you come in
and help out?

627
00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:28,039
Sponsor our baseball team.

628
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,419
Donate your time.

629
00:29:29,420 --> 00:29:33,249
These kids need people
to show them that they care.

630
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:34,379
Which is why we're starting

631
00:29:34,380 --> 00:29:35,829
a Big Brothers and
Big Sisters program.

632
00:29:35,830 --> 00:29:38,789
The Riverdale High Bulldogs
and Vixens

633
00:29:38,790 --> 00:29:40,709
have already volunteered,
so why don't you?

634
00:29:40,710 --> 00:29:42,379
And if you still want
to shut us down,

635
00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:44,119
then go ahead and try.

636
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,919
My mom is a very good lawyer.

637
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,419
Or you can try the cops,

638
00:29:47,420 --> 00:29:48,879
and I'll call
my best friend's dad,

639
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:49,880
the Sheriff of Riverdale.

640
00:29:49,881 --> 00:29:51,919
Otherwise,

641
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,749
my friendly advice to you

642
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,420
is get out of my way.

643
00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:01,379
Can I help you?

644
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:04,459
Look, I own
a hardware store on Drury,

645
00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:06,499
and I admire what you're
trying to accomplish here.

646
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,119
And I'm not the only one.

647
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,539
So why didn't you
say that, then?

648
00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:13,619
The thing is, many of us
business owners are getting...

649
00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:15,829
pressure to speak out
against your center.

650
00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:16,880
Not by Hiram Lodge?

651
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:19,330
No. Uh...

652
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,289
His name is Dodger.

653
00:30:21,290 --> 00:30:23,419
And we've been paying him
a protection fee.

654
00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:25,579
Lately, he's added a request.

655
00:30:25,580 --> 00:30:27,669
Protest your center,

656
00:30:27,670 --> 00:30:30,119
or risk losing his protection.

657
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,119
And then maybe
our stores get robbed.

658
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,289
Or burned to the ground.

659
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:36,090
So, Dodger's the one
who wants us out of here?

660
00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:39,499
Every kid who sets foot
in your place

661
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:42,250
is one less running scams
for him on the streets.

662
00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:49,750
Well...

663
00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:52,669
Look what the cat dragged in.

664
00:30:52,670 --> 00:30:54,379
I'm done with Stonewall Prep.

665
00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:55,919
Place is toxic.

666
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,209
I'm going back to Riverdale
High to be with my friends.

667
00:30:58,210 --> 00:30:59,249
No.

668
00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:00,999
Mmm-mmm.

669
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,919
You're not throwing away
this opportunity.

670
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,709
You're giving me whiplash, Dad.

671
00:31:04,710 --> 00:31:06,419
What opportunity?

672
00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:07,999
So I can be
buried alive in a coffin,

673
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,119
or be told that I'm only there

674
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,880
because I grew up
in a trailer park?

675
00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,619
Someone said that to you?

676
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,079
Yeah. Bret did.

677
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,879
Well...

678
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,079
Who cares how you got in?
You're in.

679
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,879
And those silver spoons,
they feel threatened.

680
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,749
This Bret kid, he knows
you're better than him.

681
00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:25,249
That you're gonna
leave him in the dust.

682
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:26,829
And you'll do it without the...

683
00:31:26,830 --> 00:31:29,459
Without the privilege
or the fancy name.

684
00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:30,790
But if you drop out now...

685
00:31:32,250 --> 00:31:33,579
you're no better
than my old man.

686
00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:35,249
If you hated him so much,

687
00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:37,419
then why would you
name me after him?

688
00:31:37,420 --> 00:31:38,749
It's my name, too, don't forget.

689
00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:40,249
And yeah, I hate him,

690
00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:41,579
but he's still my old man.

691
00:31:41,580 --> 00:31:43,290
So it's got to count
for something, huh?

692
00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:47,580
Also, uh...

693
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,209
Those books weren't from me.

694
00:31:53,210 --> 00:31:56,330
Your grandad sent them
from wherever the hell he was.

695
00:31:57,580 --> 00:31:58,750
I didn't tell you 'cause...

696
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:00,920
'Cause I'm still angry

697
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:03,079
at how he treated us.

698
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,459
He was a hard man,

699
00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:06,249
and there was no love
lost between us,

700
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:07,619
but I got to give
the devil his due.

701
00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:08,710
Those books you love...

702
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,170
were from him.

703
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,360
And you have no idea
where he is now?

704
00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:17,079
No.

705
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,249
Do you want me to look for him?

706
00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:20,619
No, I don't.

707
00:32:20,620 --> 00:32:22,709
But I'll tell you
what I do want.

708
00:32:22,710 --> 00:32:25,039
I want you to go back.

709
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,999
I want you to do
what my father never did,

710
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,169
what I never did.

711
00:32:28,170 --> 00:32:29,540
Graduate high school.

712
00:32:30,790 --> 00:32:33,039
Show those preppies

713
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,209
what it means to be a Jones man.

714
00:32:35,210 --> 00:32:37,420
Bring honor to our name.

715
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,749
I'm quitting
the program, Charles.

716
00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:53,039
But, Betty, you're a natural.

717
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,579
Yeah, that's the problem.

718
00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:56,119
It's too easy for me.

719
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,360
I could identify every single
killer in your slideshow...

720
00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:01,460
because I'm like them.

721
00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:04,920
I have the same genes as them.

722
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,040
All the more reason for
you to stay in the program.

723
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:12,999
To make sense
of that part of yourself.

724
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,329
You couldn't understand,
Charles, okay?

725
00:33:15,330 --> 00:33:17,170
- You just don't get it.
- I can.

726
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,080
And I do, Betty.

727
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,789
I have the genes, too.

728
00:33:23,790 --> 00:33:25,789
In fact, it's why
I joined the FBI.

729
00:33:25,790 --> 00:33:27,999
To control those impulses.

730
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,920
You have
the serial killer genes?

731
00:33:32,620 --> 00:33:33,709
Yeah.

732
00:33:33,710 --> 00:33:35,039
You can use this.

733
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,249
Harness this...

734
00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:37,920
to keep the darkness in check.

735
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:39,880
I did.

736
00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:48,289
Oh, that's amazing news.

737
00:33:48,290 --> 00:33:50,880
Thank you so much, Governor,
I really appreciate it.

738
00:33:52,790 --> 00:33:54,669
No, that's fine,
I'll pick her up myself.

739
00:33:54,670 --> 00:33:55,790
Bye, now.

740
00:33:58,420 --> 00:34:00,539
Sounds like you just
got some good news.

741
00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,250
Yes, I did.

742
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,209
My mother's been away
for a while

743
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:07,040
and she's finally coming home.

744
00:34:07,790 --> 00:34:08,830
Same as your father.

745
00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:12,709
I'm sorry, do I know you?

746
00:34:12,710 --> 00:34:13,710
No.

747
00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:15,250
You do not.

748
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,789
But I'll tell you the same thing

749
00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:21,419
I told the federal prosecutor.

750
00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:23,999
That I'm a licensed
private investigator.

751
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,289
That I was hired by Hiram Lodge

752
00:34:26,290 --> 00:34:29,169
to uncover any malfeasance
against him.

753
00:34:29,170 --> 00:34:32,619
And that I can
unequivocally prove

754
00:34:32,620 --> 00:34:36,499
that the federal prosecutor
colluded with you

755
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:39,619
to frame and bring
false charges against Hiram.

756
00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:40,789
That's not true.

757
00:34:40,790 --> 00:34:42,579
Yes, it is.

758
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:48,619
I have many recordings
of you two... plotting.

759
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:52,419
Including a conversation
you two had

760
00:34:52,420 --> 00:34:54,040
at that booth over there,

761
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,499
discussing Pop Tate's subpoena.

762
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:59,289
You had my place bugged?

763
00:34:59,290 --> 00:35:01,579
Yes. I did.

764
00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:03,999
So, here's what happens next.

765
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,289
The federal prosecutor
has already told the judge

766
00:35:06,290 --> 00:35:08,619
that she's dropping
the charges against Hiram,

767
00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:09,920
thanks to...

768
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,919
information I provided.

769
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,000
Look.

770
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,750
Whatever Hiram's paying you,

771
00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:18,539
I'll double it.

772
00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:19,830
Nice try.

773
00:35:21,670 --> 00:35:23,040
But that won't work with me.

774
00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:26,960
You see, our father needed help,

775
00:35:27,710 --> 00:35:29,169
someone he could trust.

776
00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:30,749
So he had me come up from Miami.

777
00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:31,920
I fix things.

778
00:35:33,290 --> 00:35:34,619
That's what I do.

779
00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:36,500
"Our father"?

780
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,119
I don't understand.

781
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,620
I'm Hiram's other daughter.

782
00:35:43,420 --> 00:35:44,420
Hermosa.

783
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,080
He needed me.

784
00:35:48,460 --> 00:35:49,500
So I came.

785
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,579
"Li'l Forsythe III."

786
00:36:43,580 --> 00:36:44,829
Happy Birthday.

787
00:36:44,830 --> 00:36:46,920
Sorry, I'm not there
to celebrate with you.

788
00:36:48,460 --> 00:36:51,080
Never let anyone tell you
that you don't belong.

789
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,420
Love, Grandpa.

790
00:36:55,830 --> 00:36:58,669
P.S. Trust few,

791
00:36:58,670 --> 00:37:01,420
"and never let them take
anything from you."

792
00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:18,749
Hiram, Hiram,
Alice Smith with RIVW.

793
00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:21,379
Please, tell our viewers,
what are you feeling right now?

794
00:37:21,380 --> 00:37:23,669
Well, I couldn't be happier
with the outcome.

795
00:37:23,670 --> 00:37:26,540
And now that you've been
vindicated of all your crimes,

796
00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:28,620
will you and your...

797
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:30,920
Daughter.

798
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,079
Be leaving Riverdale?

799
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,329
On the contrary,

800
00:37:34,330 --> 00:37:37,669
I'm excited to fulfill
a lifelong dream of mine

801
00:37:37,670 --> 00:37:41,079
and announce my candidacy
for mayor of Riverdale.

802
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,080
Sir, sir! Over here, sir.

803
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,539
I'm confused.

804
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:54,919
So we're not bailing on
your hot brother's FBI class?

805
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,249
I thought, based on
what happened to Caramel...

806
00:37:56,250 --> 00:37:58,919
That was before
I got privileged information

807
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,459
that made me realize
that we don't actually know

808
00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:03,169
anything about Charles.

809
00:38:03,170 --> 00:38:04,959
Forget, "Is Charles gay
or straight?"

810
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,960
I'm interested in,
is he a serial killer or not?

811
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,789
I'm serious, Kevin.

812
00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:13,619
The only places
I've ever seen him are Pop's,

813
00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:16,249
my house, and the FBI office.

814
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,999
I mean, what does he do all day?

815
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,039
Where does he go?
Where does he live?

816
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,959
And, again,
why is he still in Riverdale?

817
00:38:24,830 --> 00:38:26,789
I thought he was helping
out Jughead's dad on some cases.

818
00:38:26,790 --> 00:38:27,790
What cases?

819
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,750
He's keeping secrets from me,
Kev, I know it.

820
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,999
That's why we have
to stay close to him.

821
00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:56,000
We need to talk.

822
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,329
For too long you've been preying

823
00:39:01,330 --> 00:39:03,459
on the youth of Riverdale.
That ends now.

824
00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:06,079
It's time for you to book a
one-way bus ticket out of town.

825
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,710
I've got manpower.

826
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,330
The support of the people.

827
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:12,960
You...

828
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:15,830
whoever the hell you are,

829
00:39:16,460 --> 00:39:17,539
don't.

830
00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:19,710
Consider this
a declaration of war.

831
00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:22,289
Leave town,

832
00:39:22,290 --> 00:39:24,079
or the next time we meet,

833
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,539
you won't be driving away.

834
00:39:25,540 --> 00:39:26,750
You won't even be walking.

835
00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:28,620
That's a promise.

836
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,420
I'm not going anywhere!

837
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,080
You're a dead man, you hear me?

838
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,290
You're a dead man!

839
00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:48,119
Mr. Chipping and I
have conferred

840
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,459
and decided on the theme

841
00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:51,709
for our Baxter Brothers
writing competition.

842
00:39:51,710 --> 00:39:53,040
Who's interested?

843
00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:03,580
Jughead?

844
00:40:06,290 --> 00:40:07,499
Oh, no.

845
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,500
I'm in...

846
00:40:09,420 --> 00:40:10,539
and I'm winning.

847
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:12,209
And please, Mr. Chipping,
from here on,

848
00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:14,380
you can call me
Forsythe, the Third.

849
00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:19,420
It's after my grandfather.

850
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,619
Wonderful.

851
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:24,460
Then you, and your classmates,
will be challenged to devise

852
00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:27,420
the perfect murder.

853
00:40:28,420 --> 00:40:29,540
That's your theme.

854
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:32,880
Let the bloodbath begin.

855
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,579
Archie Andrews, Betty Cooper,
and Veronica Lodge,

856
00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:45,999
you're under arrest

857
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,920
for the cold-blooded murder
of my son, Jughead Jones.

857
00:40:49,305 --> 00:41:49,751
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