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Previously on Riverdale...
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- Dude, what are you doing?
- What we've been doing all summer.
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My dad is right over there.
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Why?
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He's the new RROTC instructor.
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Welcome, cadets.
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Excuse me, Major Mason? I'm
hoping it's not too late to join?
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Can I get another
bartender in here, please?
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Hey, Toby! Toby! I know him.
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Listen up, Andrews,
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you are in free fall,
and I am not having it.
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You broke the code.
Turn in your jackets and go.
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Are you serious, Jones?
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I'm a Serpent by blood. You
can't take that away from me.
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I think my mom may have
hired someone to shoot my father,
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so that she could make a profit
from the sale of his drug operation.
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We're gonna destroy them
before my mom sells everything.
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What the hell did you do?
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My buyer is coming, Veronica,
and they are gonna want blood.
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Riverdale is like Bizarrotown,
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where murder, mystery, and candy drugs
aren't the exception, they're the norm.
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You forget sometimes that people
are still just living their lives.
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Doing things as ordinary
as getting married.
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What do you mean,
you don't want a big wedding?
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Well, we just finalized
our divorces, Kevin,
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and this is a second marriage
for both of us.
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And with everything that's
going on in Riverdale...
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Yeah, we just wanna go down to
Town Hall and just keep it simple.
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If I may?
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We fully disagree.
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But we're not the ones
getting married,
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so we respect your decision.
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As long as you let us throw you
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an after-party at La Bonne Nuit.
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Ah...
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If there's no wedding reception,
it means the Gargoyle King has won.
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Okay, but a small one.
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Fabulous. I'll send out invites today.
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- Marcus.
- Tom.
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Cadet Keller, ladies,
how are you all doing?
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We're good. Thank you.
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Actually, we've got some news.
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Tom and I are finally
tying the knot,
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and these two are throwing us
an after-party downstairs.
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You and Moose can be
our first invites.
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How 'bout it?
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I'll... check my calendar, Sierra.
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What's his deal?
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Marcus and I used to be good friends.
We did RROTC together, but we
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just grew apart.
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It's probably the jealousy.
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Well...
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Marcus always had
a crush on me, as you know,
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but I only had eyes for you.
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Oh, lucky me.
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Mmm.
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It feels so good to sleep
in a real bed, doesn't it?
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Far away the rural horrors
of tent city.
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Well, I don't miss the cold or
the mud, that's true. But...
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I don't know,
I miss the game, babe.
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Oh, my God. Our SAT scores.
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I pray mine are good enough
for Highsmith College.
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The women of my family have
gone there for generations.
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I don't indent to break
Blossom tradition.
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Much like desert hearts,
my score's not perfect,
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but it's close.
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How'd you fare, T.T.?
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Flawless.
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As I've always known you to be.
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Since you two vigilantes took it upon
yourselves to burn all the Fizzle Rocks
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that I had already sold,
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you are gonna come up with the
money to pay back what's owed.
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How are we supposed to do that?
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I'd start with
the speakeasy's coffers.
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We don't make nearly enough to pay off
whatever kingpin you're working with, Mom.
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Well, then I suggest
you get creative, mija.
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And quickly.
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The buyer, who has a reputation
for being dangerously unhinged,
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is on their way to Riverdale,
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and they're looking to get paid back in
full for the drugs they are not getting.
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Who is this buyer?
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You don't need to know.
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They're sending an intermediary.
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How much money are we
talking about, Mrs. Lodge?
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And suddenly, I'm in
an episode of Ozark.
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No.
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But you are in
the big leagues now,
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and it is time to sink or swim.
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Furthermore, I've
successfully balanced my duties
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as Captain of the River Vixens
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and president of the student body
whilst maintaining a 4.2 GPA,
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perfect attendance, and achieving
an almost perfect SAT score.
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For these reasons, I believe I'm an
exemplary candidate for Highsmith College.
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Not to mention, I'm legacy.
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You are, Ms. Blossom. However,
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most recently, Highsmith College's Board
of Directors have decided it's time to
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diversify our student body
with women from
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outside the alumni pool.
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This is a new initiative?
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I'm afraid so,
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but long overdue,
don't you agree?
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Oh! Absolutely.
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I'm just imagining which board member in
particular suddenly developed a conscience.
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Hey, I need to
ask you something.
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Hey.
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- Will you be my date to my dad's wedding?
- Kevin...
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I know, it's a public event,
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and you haven't come out to your
dad yet, but maybe it's time?
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I mean, how long have we
been together?
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- Since summer started.
- So practically forever.
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And I love the clandestine grope
as much as the next gay guy,
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but we've never even spent
a proper night together.
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You don't think I want to?
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So do it, just talk to your dad.
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- Dad.
- Major Mason.
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I told you
they were in here, sir.
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Cadet Mason, Cadet Keller.
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The meeting with the Naval Academy
recruitment officer is about to start, so,
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on the double.
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I'm sorry, Kev, I can't.
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Hey, Sweet Pea.
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I hope you don't mind me
dropping by like this.
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I'm always happy
to see you, Josie.
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Especially if this is...
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A booty call?
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Wouldn't be the first one we've
had since our summer fling ended.
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Well, it's not.
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Um, I don't know
if you've heard,
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but my mom is getting married
to Kevin's dad,
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and I wanted to know if you
would be my date to the wedding.
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As your boyfriend?
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Does it have to be so official?
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Josie,
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I like you.
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And I would be with you,
all in with you, in a second,
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but you sliding into my life
whenever you don't wanna be alone...
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I'm not built that way.
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Maybe that makes me needy,
but I just...
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I gotta get off
this merry-go-round with you.
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So, this is the infamous
Maple Club.
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And no surprise it's as cheap
and callow as your efforts
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to sabotage my admission
to your alma mater.
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I spoke to the headmistress
at Highsmith College.
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She enlightened me about
a certain new policy
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that seems designed specifically
to keep me from attending.
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I can't think of anyone else
who would stoop so low, Mumsy.
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Care to explain?
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Cheryl.
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The hallowed halls of Highsmith
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shall not be polluted
by someone of your
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alignment.
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You are an aberration.
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And I'm so sure the alumni newsletter
would be thrilled to profile
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a twice-widowed dominatrix
with a proclivity for poison.
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With the hefty financial gifts I've
bestowed upon them over the years,
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I doubt they would bat an eye.
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Now, accept it, Cheryl.
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This is the price of salt.
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Your presence shall not
besmirch Highsmith.
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The charges against you
are very serious.
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Oh, wow, what do you suggest?
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I could request an injunction.
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I think I'd like
to go straight to trial.
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Where you going?
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I am having a little snack,
before having my other snack.
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What is it?
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"Fair Sierriana,
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Friar Thomas,
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congratulations on
your upcoming nuptials.
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If you wish to live
to see this blessed event,
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you must reunite with your
Midnight Club to...
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To complete Ascension Night
once and for all."
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"Tell no one,
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or your children
will pay the price.
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Best wishes,
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The Gargoyle King."
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Well, someone looks like they
could use an epaulette to cry on.
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I'm not trying to
carb-shame you, Kevin, but,
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whatever's on your mind,
it's not worth it.
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So, put down the Swizzler
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and tell me your tale of woe.
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I could use the distraction.
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Well,
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there's this guy, and we've
been having problems...
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Moose, you mean?
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Please, I have eyes.
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I saw you lounging together
at my pool party,
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looking like a community theater
production of T he Talented Mr. Ripley.
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The Koose ship's been trouble
from the gay get-go.
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Maybe it's time you move on.
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I can't go back to Fox Forest.
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Oh, sullen, tenderhearted Kevin.
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I'm not talking about cruising,
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I'm talking about Bumble.
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Look.
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I'm sure you can find a well-adjusted,
handsome, out and proud fella here.
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That'd be nice.
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But I like Moose a lot.
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I just wish he'd be honest
with his dad, so we could date.
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You know, openly.
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- What's his hang-up?
- Major Mason's not
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the biggest fan
of our persuasion.
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It burns me that there are people
in this town that still believe
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that being gay is anything less
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than rapturous.
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Maybe Moose would come out
if he liked me more.
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No. It's not
your fault, Kevin.
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Your aesthetic may be
firmly rooted in the 1950s,
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but you're a catch
in any decade.
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As for the object
of your affection,
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maybe he just needs
the subtlest of nudges?
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A bulldozer wouldn't be enough.
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Attention, students, it's time
for the daily announcements.
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As Riverdale High's first openly
lesbian Student Body President,
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I'm announcing the launch
of a new club,
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an LGBTQIA Alliance,
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with the mission to find and support our
fellow queer and questioning students.
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In that spirit,
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this week's blind item
will be on theme.
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A certain oh-so-hunky,
all-American RROTC cadet
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is afraid to
come out of the closet.
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Well, let's show this cadet that
Riverdale High is welcoming,
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so and his Broadway-loving
boyfriend can finally PDA
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like the other sex-crazed
couples dwelling amongst us.
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Also, for lunch today we're
having Shepherd's Pie. Thank you.
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Did you put Cheryl up to that?
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What, her not-so-blind item?
Of course not.
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I'm opposed to publicly outing people
unless they're conservative politicians.
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Have people guessed it's you?
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No.
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- I don't know. Maybe.
- Moose,
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putting aside what Cheryl did,
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we've been together
for a while now, and
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I can't keep playing Brokeback Riverdale
with someone who's in the closet.
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Either you come out
to your dad or,
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I'm sorry, but
we're breaking up.
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Either way,
I'll respect your decision.
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What the hell were you thinking?
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Just now? About the sweet, sweet
revenge I'm gonna get on Mumsy.
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Hopefully with a little help
from you and your trusty camera,
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O shutterbug of my dreams.
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- You just outed Moose.
- No, I didn't.
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It was a blind item, Toni. For all anyone
knows, I wasn't ever referring to him.
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Moose's father could have
heard that announcement.
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Oh, my God,
is this our first fight?
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00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:34,600
Cheryl, get some perspective!
249
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:38,270
Did you know that my uncle hated
the fact that I dated girls?
250
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,400
That's why the Serpents
were so important to me.
251
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,330
They were like
my nonjudgmental family.
252
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,250
And now I don't have them.
253
00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:51,830
Toni, I'm sorry.
254
00:12:51,910 --> 00:12:54,620
- I didn't realize...
- Of course you didn't.
255
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,670
Because you're too busy
being Cheryl,
256
00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:59,170
causing chaos regardless
of the consequences.
257
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:03,340
Look, babe, I get that
you're mad at your mom,
258
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,460
and you're pissed that you're not
going to some hoity-toity college
259
00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:07,300
that I could never get into
or afford...
260
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,890
- If it's about money...
- Cheryl, just stop and listen to me!
261
00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:14,900
Highsmith College was
your legacy.
262
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:18,110
The Serpents were mine.
263
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,240
Now they're not.
264
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,280
Toni, I'll...
265
00:13:25,110 --> 00:13:27,030
I'll fix this.
266
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,660
- What part?
- All of it.
267
00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:33,870
You are the most
important person in my life.
268
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:38,750
I'll do whatever it takes to
make all these things right.
269
00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:41,880
But I may need your help.
270
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,180
Josie, hey.
271
00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:57,520
- Archie, hey.
- Am I interrupting?
272
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,390
Just practicing.
273
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,060
There's a recruiter
from Julliard
274
00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:06,520
holding local auditions
and my slot's this afternoon.
275
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,740
Well, if you're nervous, don't be.
You're gonna kill it.
276
00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:10,410
Ha! If could even get there.
277
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:14,660
It's at Seaside,
and I just assumed
278
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,830
that Sweet Pea would
give me a ride,
279
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,790
but I didn't even get a chance
to ask him.
280
00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:20,800
Sweet Pea?
281
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,670
Wait, are you guys...
282
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:26,760
No, I ended it, so that I
could focus on my music.
283
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,600
Which is what I always do.
284
00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:29,680
Stay focused.
285
00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:34,340
So much so that
I've pushed everyone away.
286
00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:36,440
And I can't ask my mom
for a ride because
287
00:14:36,510 --> 00:14:38,940
she doesn't even know
that I have this audition.
288
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,270
Because if she knew,
and I didn't do well at it,
289
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,860
she'd start asking me about my
backup plans, which I don't have.
290
00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:51,120
Let me take you.
291
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,330
I got the jalopy.
292
00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:54,620
Really?
293
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,280
Absolutely.
294
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:59,080
Just remember this moment though,
when you're accepting your
295
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,500
Best New Artist Grammy, okay?
296
00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:02,800
Okay.
297
00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:08,630
What's up, Ronnie?
298
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,640
We're dead.
299
00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:11,140
We're officially dead.
300
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,810
That, or we're about
to have our kneecaps broken,
301
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,470
courtesy of whoever
this mystery buyer is.
302
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,190
Does that really happen?
303
00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:22,060
I've combined my liquid funds
from Pop's and La Bonne Nuit.
304
00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:24,600
We're not even a quarter
of the way there.
305
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,490
Is robbing banks still a thing?
306
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:31,650
Although the thought of being
Bonnie to your Clyde is intriguing,
307
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:35,320
banks have round-the-clock
security guards with guns.
308
00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:37,910
Yeah, but if they're anything like
my dad's lame-ass security guards...
309
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,170
Holy crap! I'm a genius.
310
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,460
My dad keeps cash
in his safe at the dealership.
311
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,180
Enough to make up
the difference probably.
312
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:51,340
I'm not gonna let you steal
from your own family.
313
00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:54,130
That dealership is my legacy,
so technically,
314
00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:56,090
I'd be borrowing money
from my future self.
315
00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:59,850
And everything is insured, so
my dad will get a sweet payout.
316
00:15:59,930 --> 00:16:03,320
Which is more than he deserves for all
the shiners he's given me over the years.
317
00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:09,070
This is lunacy.
318
00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:14,660
But it might be inspired lunacy.
319
00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:18,870
How would we get it all done?
320
00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:21,530
My dad's security guard
is only on duty at night,
321
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:23,330
after closing. So,
322
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,550
I'd hit the lot during the
day, probably lunchtime,
323
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:30,830
when my dad is usually
at Pop's with a customer,
324
00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:33,500
trying to close a sale.
325
00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,710
You could wear a Gargoyle mask,
326
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,630
so as not to get recognized.
327
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:40,180
And I, of course,
would come with you,
328
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,180
as we're in this mess together.
329
00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:45,400
You can be my baby driver.
330
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,240
Just, please,
don't scratch my car.
331
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:49,820
Okay?
332
00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:00,610
So we all received letters then,
333
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:02,120
to finish Ascension Night?
334
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,030
This was taped to my trailer.
335
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,250
Mine came to the dealership.
336
00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:07,660
Thought you caught
the Gargoyle King, FP?
337
00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:10,670
Tall Boy was using the game
as a cover to deal drugs,
338
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,170
but he wasn't
the one running around,
339
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,600
setting up chalices back
when we were in high school.
340
00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:19,100
We're not really taking this
seriously, are we?
341
00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:22,440
I think we have to assume that this
is real, if only for our kids' sake.
342
00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:24,100
And then what?
343
00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:25,760
I mean, we're just supposed to
leave them home alone all night
344
00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:27,770
while we run around pretending
to be teenagers again?
345
00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:30,690
May I remind you what happened
last Ascension Night?
346
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,400
Someone ended up dead.
347
00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:34,950
We don't have any choice
in the matter.
348
00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:39,190
We all know why this is
happening again, and now.
349
00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:43,790
Two members of the original Midnight
Club are daring to get married,
350
00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:45,260
to be happy,
351
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:49,120
and the Gargoyle King,
whoever or whatever he is,
352
00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:53,130
wants to destroy that.
He is a vicious and petty god,
353
00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:55,710
and if we don't finish
the game now,
354
00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:58,470
the Gargoyle King is never
gonna leave us alone.
355
00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:01,050
Yeah, maybe if we do this,
we catch the son of a bitch.
356
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:03,130
There's only one problem...
357
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:06,190
The letter says
we all have to participate.
358
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:09,820
I'll talk to Hiram.
359
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:11,390
All right, well,
it's settled then.
360
00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:12,860
We finish the game we started.
361
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:30,880
Name.
362
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,470
Josephine McCoy.
363
00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:36,680
All right, then.
364
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,550
Whenever you're ready.
365
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:08,830
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
366
00:19:10,790 --> 00:19:14,380
- Oh, my God, Reggie, were you shot?
- Yeah.
367
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,960
I got the money, but turns out
there was security after all.
368
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,550
- Well, are you okay...
- Drive! Drive!
369
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:25,470
Thanks for your help, Toni.
370
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,510
Just remember
your promise to me.
371
00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:31,270
Don't worry, babe, I have a mega
plan, and this is only step one.
372
00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:37,410
Operation Fifty Shades
of Blackmail is underway.
373
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:45,620
What in God's name are
you Jezebels doing here?
374
00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:52,240
Whatever mad, Sapphic caper
you're on,
375
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,210
I won't have you jeopardize
my thriving business.
376
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,540
Step down from the
Highsmith College Board
377
00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:59,540
and revoke your ban
on my admittance,
378
00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:02,800
or we'll go public with these
photos of your sorry clientele.
379
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:07,760
I am far from
ashamed of my work, Cheryl.
380
00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:11,440
Need I remind you
that blackmail is
381
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,980
far more illegal than anything
that goes on at the Maple Club,
382
00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:16,800
all of which is consensual.
383
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:21,060
How will your clients feel once
we publish their names and photos?
384
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:23,230
Don't test us, Mumsy.
385
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:25,750
We know how to dominate too.
386
00:20:27,580 --> 00:20:28,960
Did it come through?
387
00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:31,070
- Um...
- Come on, what's it say?
388
00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:34,170
"Unfortunately, we are
389
00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:39,710
unable to invite you
to callbacks this year."
390
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:41,450
I'm sorry, Josie.
391
00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:45,630
I know I'm biased, Archie, but
I think I killed that audition.
392
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,640
I sang my heart out,
393
00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,810
and it still wasn't enough.
394
00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:52,810
Then, they're crazy.
395
00:20:52,890 --> 00:20:55,570
- They don't deserve you.
- I've given so much to this,
396
00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:58,890
and all along I've been saying,
397
00:20:58,970 --> 00:21:01,900
"It's okay,
it'll be worth it."
398
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:06,660
I've built up so many walls to
focus on this one thing, and now...
399
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,910
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
400
00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:13,710
- And I'm alone.
- Hey...
401
00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:17,120
- you're not alone.
- I am.
402
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,590
I can't even get a date
to my mom's wedding.
403
00:21:20,510 --> 00:21:22,290
That speaks volumes.
404
00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:23,670
I'll do it.
405
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,920
What? Be my date?
406
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,560
I've been alone
these last few months,
407
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:32,010
either literally
408
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:35,020
or feeling like I'm
from Mars, and it sucks.
409
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,470
Yeah.
410
00:21:36,550 --> 00:21:39,240
So, maybe I can help you
feel a little less alone.
411
00:21:40,010 --> 00:21:41,520
Okay.
412
00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:43,020
I can't believe I was shot.
413
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,980
You sure you don't
wanna go to a doctor, Reggie?
414
00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:48,280
Nah, it's just a graze.
415
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:51,820
Besides, now I can say
I've been shot.
416
00:21:51,830 --> 00:21:54,490
Except you can't, since we
want everyone to believe
417
00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:57,380
that the Gargoyle gang robbed
your father's dealership.
418
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,840
Right. Right.
419
00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:02,880
Okay.
420
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,040
Let's see how much money
we just comped.
421
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,390
And pray it's enough.
422
00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:13,970
What? A dye pack?
423
00:22:14,050 --> 00:22:16,190
Oh, hell. We're screwed.
424
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,990
I did it. I told my dad.
425
00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:30,500
What? You did?
How'd it go?
426
00:22:30,570 --> 00:22:33,000
He was quiet and weird at first,
427
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,700
but then okay, I think.
428
00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:38,040
We went to Pop's afterwards
and got chicken pot pie.
429
00:22:38,110 --> 00:22:39,700
Which is a good sign, right?
430
00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:41,460
I am so proud of you, Moose.
431
00:22:41,530 --> 00:22:43,630
Does that mean you'll be
my date to the wedding?
432
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:46,850
Yeah. And more importantly,
433
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,010
I think we should do it.
Spend the night together.
434
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,050
Only question is where?
435
00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:55,560
Don't worry. I know the perfect
spot where no one will interrupt us.
436
00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:00,360
Well, in a fortuitous
turn of events, Ms. Blossom,
437
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,520
Highsmith College's policy
not to admit legacy candidates
438
00:23:03,530 --> 00:23:07,270
has been reconsidered. So, we
may proceed with our interview.
439
00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:08,980
Respectfully,
Headmistress Patricia,
440
00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:11,950
I know you only perform a limited
number of these one-on-ones.
441
00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,710
With my qualifications,
442
00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:16,710
legacy status or not,
I'm obviously a shoo-in.
443
00:23:16,790 --> 00:23:18,950
Therefore, I'd like to
cede my time to another
444
00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:21,420
unquestionably worthy candidate.
445
00:23:22,570 --> 00:23:24,550
Ms. Antoinette Topaz,
446
00:23:24,630 --> 00:23:27,790
future photojournalist and
Nobel Peace Prize recipient.
447
00:23:27,870 --> 00:23:30,390
It's a pleasure to meet you,
Headmistress.
448
00:23:30,470 --> 00:23:31,890
Knock 'em dead, babe.
449
00:23:31,970 --> 00:23:34,510
And remember,
this is only step two.
450
00:23:34,590 --> 00:23:37,400
Uh, yes, please. Have a seat.
451
00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:40,020
- Do you have your portfolio with you?
- Yes, I do.
452
00:23:41,050 --> 00:23:42,650
Whoever you are,
please be chill.
453
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,080
Oh, great. More teenagers.
454
00:24:03,870 --> 00:24:06,260
Here's your money. Or as
much as we could get of it.
455
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,260
Veronica Lodge, I presume?
456
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:26,020
I can't believe your mom sent you
out here to sort out her mess.
457
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:29,190
Hey, I know she's cutthroat
but, man, that's cold as ice.
458
00:24:29,270 --> 00:24:31,280
Sorry, are we supposed
to know you?
459
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,780
I'm Gladys Jones.
460
00:24:33,530 --> 00:24:35,790
You might know my kid,
461
00:24:35,860 --> 00:24:36,830
Jughead?
462
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:39,870
- What?
- Seriously?
463
00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:41,950
You're Jughead's mom?
464
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,460
Mrs. Jones, if you could
give us a little more time,
465
00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:46,800
I know we can get you
the rest of the money.
466
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,340
Just please don't break
our kneecaps.
467
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,570
I gotta say,
468
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,970
I do admire the fact that you two
came out here knowing you were short.
469
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,260
Shows you know how to
take responsibility.
470
00:24:59,340 --> 00:25:00,520
Look at the two of you.
471
00:25:02,370 --> 00:25:04,930
You kind of remind me a little
bit of me and FP back in the day.
472
00:25:05,010 --> 00:25:07,650
So, I'll tell you what, I'm gonna
be sticking around for a while.
473
00:25:07,730 --> 00:25:10,980
So, I will take your money, but
I'm gonna have to charge you a fee,
474
00:25:10,990 --> 00:25:12,870
because I'm gonna need
to get it laundered.
475
00:25:13,850 --> 00:25:15,860
- Every which way.
- Understood.
476
00:25:15,870 --> 00:25:18,700
And then, we'll figure out
a payment plan for the rest.
477
00:25:18,710 --> 00:25:21,750
But, in exchange, you're gonna
lend me those sweet wheels.
478
00:25:23,550 --> 00:25:25,250
Not Bella.
479
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:29,340
Please, Mrs. Jones,
Reggie loves that car.
480
00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:32,090
Then I'll make sure
I take real good care of her.
481
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,670
Oh, wait, one more thing.
Just as a favor,
482
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:37,350
don't tell Jughead about
our business.
483
00:25:37,430 --> 00:25:40,350
I mean, if you do,
I'm gonna have to tell
484
00:25:40,430 --> 00:25:44,400
Hiram about his missus going
behind his back for a cut,
485
00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:46,610
and that'd be bad for all of us.
486
00:25:49,510 --> 00:25:51,200
Greetings, Moose.
487
00:25:51,270 --> 00:25:53,070
What the hell, Cheryl?
What do you what?
488
00:25:54,690 --> 00:25:56,540
To apologize.
489
00:25:57,230 --> 00:25:59,330
Outing you was wrong
490
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:03,210
for so many reasons.
491
00:26:03,290 --> 00:26:06,000
It's a personal decision that I
shouldn't have taken from you.
492
00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:07,750
I'm sorry.
493
00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:13,390
Apology accepted.
494
00:26:14,450 --> 00:26:16,600
And that's step three.
Bon appetit.
495
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,390
Cheryl?
496
00:26:19,470 --> 00:26:21,730
I'm not saying what you did
was right,
497
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,850
but it kind of turned out okay.
498
00:26:24,590 --> 00:26:26,110
I'm out to my dad now.
499
00:26:26,810 --> 00:26:28,320
And Kevin and I, we...
500
00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:30,890
We're finally gonna do it.
501
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:32,240
Tonight, in some secret bunker.
502
00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:34,240
Well, well, well, Moose.
503
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,320
In that case, I'd bring a fresh
set of sheets, if I were you.
504
00:26:37,390 --> 00:26:39,240
A lot of people have had sex
on that cot.
505
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,480
Feels like we never left.
506
00:27:08,150 --> 00:27:09,770
'Cause we never did.
507
00:27:09,850 --> 00:27:11,940
All right, the Gargoyle King wants
us to finish Ascension Night,
508
00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:13,950
so we better start by finding
the chalices,
509
00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:17,120
then we flip for our fates
and drink up. Game over.
510
00:27:17,190 --> 00:27:18,380
You want us to drink poison?
511
00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:20,830
Not quite. Penelope,
did you bring them?
512
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,450
The antidote to cyanide.
513
00:27:25,460 --> 00:27:28,790
Drink it now, you'll be inoculated
for the next several hours.
514
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,420
Oh, come on.
515
00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:46,010
All right, let's get these
chalices and get this over with.
516
00:27:46,090 --> 00:27:47,480
Should we wait for the Lodges?
517
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:48,890
We're already here, Sierra.
518
00:27:48,970 --> 00:27:51,600
Friends, good to see you again.
519
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,810
Although I'm certain not all
of you feel the same way.
520
00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:55,270
Well, I sure as hell don't.
521
00:27:55,350 --> 00:27:57,820
But we're here on a mission,
so let's get after it.
522
00:28:11,910 --> 00:28:14,670
I know. Candles, it's dumb.
523
00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:16,170
Nah, I get it.
524
00:28:32,470 --> 00:28:33,530
Girl's bathroom is clear.
525
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,350
That's where I found
the chalices before.
526
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,650
- Did you check the trophy case?
- Yeah, we did. Nothing.
527
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,030
We searched the student lounge,
528
00:28:39,110 --> 00:28:40,610
the closet where we found
Featherhead...
529
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,200
Second floor is clear.
530
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,200
- So is the cafeteria.
- And the library.
531
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,490
I don't understand.
The objective was simple.
532
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,490
Return to school, find the
chalices, finish the game.
533
00:28:49,570 --> 00:28:50,750
What aren't we seeing?
534
00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:54,670
Wait a minute, where's Penelope?
535
00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:06,220
Penelope, what is it?
536
00:29:09,970 --> 00:29:11,730
The hell does it mean?
537
00:29:11,810 --> 00:29:14,390
It's a prank,
and we've been played.
538
00:29:14,470 --> 00:29:15,440
Or...
539
00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:18,610
it's just another iteration
of the game.
540
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,440
And what the Gargoyle King
wanted all along,
541
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,410
to distract us
542
00:29:24,490 --> 00:29:26,200
- and lure us away from...
- Our kids.
543
00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:39,090
- Mom?
- Hey, Dad.
544
00:29:39,170 --> 00:29:41,380
- Josie, where are you?
- I'm rehearsing with Archie.
545
00:29:41,390 --> 00:29:44,680
- What's going on?
- Archie, lock the doors, do not let anybody in the house.
546
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,560
It's locked, Dad.
What's wrong?
547
00:29:52,180 --> 00:29:54,470
- Crap, it's my dad.
- My mom's calling me, too.
548
00:29:54,550 --> 00:29:55,980
Do you think he knows about
the dealership?
549
00:29:58,140 --> 00:30:00,030
- Mom?
- What's up, Dad?
550
00:30:07,450 --> 00:30:09,000
- It's my dad.
- It's my mom.
551
00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:12,790
- Hi, Mom.
- Hello?
552
00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:14,000
- Jughead...
- Betty, where are you?
553
00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:20,300
It's my hateful mother.
554
00:30:20,380 --> 00:30:23,290
- Why are you calling, night hag?
- Cheryl, just do what I say.
555
00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:24,470
Keep your bow close.
556
00:30:24,550 --> 00:30:25,970
Josie is with Archie at Fred's.
557
00:30:26,050 --> 00:30:29,130
- Veronica's with Reggie.
- Kevin's not picking up.
558
00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:32,730
Cheryl, you don't know where
the Keller boy is, do you?
559
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:35,650
It's funny.
560
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,650
Part of me thought
this was never gonna happen.
561
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,900
I'm glad it did.
562
00:30:47,830 --> 00:30:50,320
Betty, if that's you, I
reserved the bunker for tonight.
563
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:53,540
Betty!
564
00:30:59,990 --> 00:31:01,170
What the hell is this?
565
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,050
- Who are you guys?
- What are doing?
566
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:04,880
Say something!
567
00:31:09,830 --> 00:31:12,100
- Let go of me! Get your hand off me.
- Oh, my God. No!
568
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,440
Oh, my God, Moose, no!
569
00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:25,200
Oh, my God.
570
00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:28,120
What do you want?
571
00:31:30,190 --> 00:31:32,080
Please. Please, let us go.
572
00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:35,370
They want us to flip
for our fate.
573
00:31:35,450 --> 00:31:36,710
We're not doing that.
574
00:31:36,790 --> 00:31:39,090
We're not playing
your sick game, okay?
575
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,090
If we don't, they'll kill us.
576
00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:47,850
- I'll go first. I'll go first!
- No, Kev...
577
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,470
Is this what you want?
Will this make you happy?
578
00:32:06,410 --> 00:32:08,490
Drop the weapons!
579
00:32:10,990 --> 00:32:12,820
- Don't move! Don't move!
- Dad!
580
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,370
They're from the RROTC?
581
00:32:20,450 --> 00:32:21,670
What? Why?
582
00:32:25,090 --> 00:32:26,300
Dad?
583
00:32:32,930 --> 00:32:35,050
Let's cut to the bone, Mason.
584
00:32:35,130 --> 00:32:36,640
Are you the Gargoyle King?
585
00:32:37,850 --> 00:32:40,640
There was no poison
in those chalices.
586
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:41,770
I was just...
587
00:32:43,020 --> 00:32:44,270
scaring them.
588
00:32:44,340 --> 00:32:46,490
Right. Scaring them straight?
589
00:32:48,450 --> 00:32:52,530
You set out to abduct
and terrorize your own kid.
590
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,830
How'd you talk your cadets
into helping?
591
00:32:56,910 --> 00:32:58,950
I made it a quest.
592
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,960
The Gargoyle King told them
their brothers needed help.
593
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,960
When you are weak, I am weak.
594
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,960
The RROTC was the same way
595
00:33:07,970 --> 00:33:09,970
when Tom Keller and I were
in high school.
596
00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:13,260
Back then, us cadets did
everything together,
597
00:33:13,330 --> 00:33:16,810
and no one was closer
than me and my best friend,
598
00:33:16,890 --> 00:33:18,480
Tommy Keller.
599
00:33:18,550 --> 00:33:20,480
Until I tried to kiss him.
600
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,870
Marcus...
601
00:33:21,870 --> 00:33:24,810
When my parents found out
about my inclinations,
602
00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:27,860
they sent me to the Sisters,
to get help for my...
603
00:33:28,660 --> 00:33:31,110
weakness of character.
604
00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:33,440
That's where I first met
the King,
605
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,500
and where I started playing
Gryphons and Gargoyles,
606
00:33:36,570 --> 00:33:41,500
which I later learned Tommy
played too with his Midnight Club.
607
00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:44,670
The Sisters cured me
of impure thoughts.
608
00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:50,090
I became strong, as I
have been all these years.
609
00:33:53,010 --> 00:33:55,670
But then, I heard Tom and
Sierra were getting married
610
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,130
just as my own son Moose
611
00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:01,020
told me he was seeing Tom's boy,
612
00:34:02,090 --> 00:34:04,020
who looks just like Tommy did.
613
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:06,360
When I...
614
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,480
You wanted...
615
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,410
to destroy
what you couldn't have.
616
00:34:16,540 --> 00:34:18,110
The Sisters scared you
617
00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:20,750
with the Gargoyle King, so you
thought you'd do the same...
618
00:34:22,210 --> 00:34:24,080
to Moose and Kevin.
619
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,300
Man, the Sisters
did a number on you.
620
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,460
Tall Boy was using the costume
to sell drugs,
621
00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:39,220
but Major Mason was using it
to, what, scare his kid?
622
00:34:39,230 --> 00:34:42,900
We keep taking down Gargoyle Kings,
and they keep popping up again.
623
00:34:42,970 --> 00:34:44,900
It's like playing Whac-A-Mole.
624
00:34:44,970 --> 00:34:46,570
Yeah, but the true
Gargoyle King,
625
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,820
if there even is an ur-King,
is still at large.
626
00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:51,810
Daddy?
627
00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:52,900
- Jellybelly?
- What?
628
00:34:56,740 --> 00:34:58,740
I'm sorry I was such a jerk
last time.
629
00:34:58,820 --> 00:35:00,830
No, that's all right,
sweetheart. It's okay.
630
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,040
- Nice hat.
- You, too.
631
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,590
Hey, Jughead.
632
00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:13,750
Hey, FP.
633
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:14,930
Hi.
634
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,920
What are you guys doing here?
635
00:35:16,930 --> 00:35:19,810
I think what you meant to say
is, "Welcome home."
636
00:35:21,290 --> 00:35:23,760
We're always happy
to see you, Gladys.
637
00:35:23,770 --> 00:35:26,110
Just, uh, wish you had called
638
00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:27,850
and told us you were
coming to visit.
639
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,490
Visit? Nah, me and JB are here
to stay awhile.
640
00:35:44,450 --> 00:35:47,450
In the end, our folks
got the wedding they wanted.
641
00:35:47,530 --> 00:35:50,330
The four of us, at Town Hall.
642
00:35:50,410 --> 00:35:53,000
They said it didn't feel right
having a party
643
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,970
after everything.
644
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,700
So, what now?
645
00:35:58,780 --> 00:36:02,340
Well, after everything that Kevin
and Moose just went through,
646
00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:04,600
not getting into Julliard
doesn't seem like
647
00:36:05,210 --> 00:36:07,180
such a big deal.
648
00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:09,900
Honestly, I... I don't know.
649
00:36:11,050 --> 00:36:12,940
Just take it day by day.
650
00:36:12,950 --> 00:36:15,400
That's what I'm doing, too.
651
00:36:15,410 --> 00:36:18,910
And the bummer is, I was gonna
suggest we sing together, Josie.
652
00:36:21,490 --> 00:36:22,660
So, why can't we?
653
00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:32,090
♪ I always wanted to see
the lights of Broadway ♪
654
00:36:32,170 --> 00:36:37,760
♪ I always wanted to hear
the traffic roar ♪
655
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:43,550
♪ I always wanted to be a part of
New York City's great big heart ♪
656
00:36:43,630 --> 00:36:50,010
♪ And now I am
I couldn't ask for more ♪
657
00:36:50,090 --> 00:36:52,930
♪ People like us
We get through the day ♪
658
00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:55,950
♪ Survive in the city
way better than most ♪
659
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:59,070
♪ We go through the motions
from nightcap to nightcap ♪
660
00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:02,120
♪ Here but not here
With the heart of a ghost ♪
661
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,070
♪ People like us
We meet up some night ♪
662
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,410
♪ In a room full of strangers
who call themselves friends ♪
663
00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:11,240
♪ It feels like a dream
But it's too hard to tell ♪
664
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,250
♪ Where the dream begins
and the real world ends ♪
665
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,960
♪ And where ♪
666
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:24,180
♪ Where do we belong? ♪
667
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,970
I'm glad it was too late
to cancel the cake.
668
00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:31,310
It's beautiful.
669
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,900
You're beautiful.
670
00:37:36,990 --> 00:37:38,660
I love you, Sierra.
671
00:37:39,570 --> 00:37:41,030
I love you, Tommy.
672
00:37:42,310 --> 00:37:44,370
I can't stay, Kev.
673
00:37:44,450 --> 00:37:48,080
I just...
I came to tell you that.
674
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:51,200
I'm, uh, I'm moving to
Glendale to stay with my aunt.
675
00:37:51,210 --> 00:37:54,340
Moose, your friends are here,
and I'm here,
676
00:37:54,410 --> 00:37:56,330
- and you can live with any of us.
- Kevin...
677
00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:57,800
I...
678
00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:01,390
I can't live here.
679
00:38:02,870 --> 00:38:04,430
At least not for a little while.
680
00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:22,190
I'm gonna miss you, Marmaduke.
681
00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:23,740
I'm gonna miss you,
Kevin Keller.
682
00:38:44,870 --> 00:38:47,390
It's so messed up
what Major Mason did.
683
00:38:47,470 --> 00:38:51,010
It's the Sisters' conversion
therapy. It twisted his soul.
684
00:38:51,090 --> 00:38:54,230
Well, I'm glad we got you out
of that hellhole when we did.
685
00:38:54,310 --> 00:38:57,070
I'll never forget the day
you saved me, T.T.
686
00:38:57,140 --> 00:38:59,240
And, since you've done
so much for me,
687
00:38:59,310 --> 00:39:01,310
I wanted to do
something for you.
688
00:39:01,390 --> 00:39:03,780
Call it step four.
689
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,830
What's this?
690
00:39:09,910 --> 00:39:12,030
A gang. If you want it.
691
00:39:12,110 --> 00:39:14,950
You said you were missing
having the Serpents as a family,
692
00:39:15,030 --> 00:39:19,410
so I found some other girls who were
looking for support or community,
693
00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:22,590
or just good old-fashioned
fisticuffs,
694
00:39:22,670 --> 00:39:26,810
and I thought maybe,
we could start a new family?
695
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,100
Cheryl, this is the most badass
696
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:36,190
and romantic thing
you've ever done.
697
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,780
Uh... Do we have a name yet?
698
00:39:40,850 --> 00:39:42,700
How about
699
00:39:45,020 --> 00:39:46,910
the Pretty Poisons?
700
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,160
Pretty by day, poison by night.
701
00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:53,910
I love it.
702
00:39:53,980 --> 00:39:55,460
You said
you have an update for me?
703
00:39:55,540 --> 00:39:57,790
Yeah, but first...
704
00:39:57,870 --> 00:40:01,170
You could have told us that the
secret buyer was Jughead's mom.
705
00:40:02,830 --> 00:40:05,210
Wait, Gladys showed up?
706
00:40:05,290 --> 00:40:08,300
I assumed that she would
have sent one of her deputies
707
00:40:08,310 --> 00:40:09,640
scurrying up from Toledo.
708
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:12,480
Nope. And about Toledo, Mom,
709
00:40:13,550 --> 00:40:15,650
I've got some news for you.
710
00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:18,270
I don't think Gladys is
leaving anytime soon.
711
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:23,350
Everything's going
just how you said, Mom.
712
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,660
I've got Dad
wrapped around my pinky.
713
00:40:25,730 --> 00:40:27,320
You're his weakness, baby.
714
00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:32,620
Which means, we got
the whole town, JB.
715
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,000
Your old man's the sheriff,
716
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,910
the mayor owes us
serious cash. Hell,
717
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,910
even her daughter's
working for me now.
718
00:40:40,990 --> 00:40:43,000
Oh, yeah,
719
00:40:43,010 --> 00:40:45,370
we moved to the right place
at the right time.
720
00:40:45,450 --> 00:40:46,800
I could feel it.
721
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,420
♪ Where ♪
722
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:55,100
♪ Where do we belong? ♪
723
00:41:02,010 --> 00:41:03,030
Archie...
724
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:06,700
Can I kiss you?
725
00:41:20,983 --> 00:41:24,236
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