1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,732 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:09,884 --> 00:00:11,319 Maestro. 3 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:19,503 Ah. 4 00:00:21,619 --> 00:00:24,009 Okay, this room... 5 00:00:24,971 --> 00:00:27,319 - Rodrigo. - Gloria. 6 00:00:32,195 --> 00:00:33,318 Well, this is great timing. 7 00:00:33,319 --> 00:00:35,199 I want you to meet Craig G., 8 00:00:35,206 --> 00:00:36,527 our marketing guru. 9 00:00:36,559 --> 00:00:37,855 Maestro, it is an honor. 10 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:39,282 I would love to sit down with you 11 00:00:39,314 --> 00:00:41,866 and go over a few ideas for the upcoming season. 12 00:00:43,097 --> 00:00:44,318 "Hear the Hair"? 13 00:00:44,438 --> 00:00:46,589 It's just something we're working on. 14 00:00:46,709 --> 00:00:49,101 I like it. It's playful. 15 00:00:51,839 --> 00:00:53,318 Hear the Hair? 16 00:00:53,319 --> 00:00:55,388 It's just a tiny part of an overall campaign. 17 00:00:55,574 --> 00:01:00,111 What do you think of #sinphomania? 18 00:01:00,532 --> 00:01:01,918 Also playful. 19 00:01:01,934 --> 00:01:03,199 - Hmm. - Yeah. 20 00:01:03,319 --> 00:01:06,318 Hey, Gloria, I would like to introduce you to... 21 00:01:06,438 --> 00:01:07,556 What... what... what? 22 00:01:07,581 --> 00:01:09,318 Uh, Hailey Rutledge. 23 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,806 - ¿Oe? - Hailey Rutledge. 24 00:01:10,926 --> 00:01:12,061 Rutledge. 25 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:15,318 She's the new member of our oboe section. 26 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:16,776 - A new member? - Yes. 27 00:01:16,792 --> 00:01:19,790 Why? Did one of our old oboists pass away? 28 00:01:19,910 --> 00:01:20,802 I wish. 29 00:01:20,810 --> 00:01:22,820 Yeah, well, the thing is 30 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:24,594 our entire woodwind section 31 00:01:24,610 --> 00:01:26,717 has been with the orchestra for over two years, 32 00:01:26,766 --> 00:01:28,483 and as I'm sure you know, maestro... 33 00:01:28,524 --> 00:01:30,703 A member who's been therefor more than two years 34 00:01:30,735 --> 00:01:33,133 cannot be fired unless the union approves it. 35 00:01:33,141 --> 00:01:34,344 I mean, it's a ridiculous constrict... 36 00:01:34,365 --> 00:01:35,904 Let's just cut the red tape. 37 00:01:35,928 --> 00:01:36,949 Let's cut the red tape. 38 00:01:36,957 --> 00:01:38,870 You know, I agree completely, 39 00:01:38,886 --> 00:01:40,318 but that's how it is. 40 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:43,625 Now, Hailey, you're a very attractive young woman, 41 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:45,318 - which doesn't hurt. - Thank you. 42 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:48,318 And I'm sure you play flawlessly. 43 00:01:48,319 --> 00:01:49,830 No, she doesn't play flawlessly. 44 00:01:49,838 --> 00:01:51,029 No. 45 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:53,318 She plays with blood, 46 00:01:53,319 --> 00:01:54,707 and that's what matters. 47 00:01:54,827 --> 00:01:58,125 Blood. That's what matters. I like that. 48 00:01:58,943 --> 00:02:02,318 Look, I... I really don't mean to cause any problems. 49 00:02:02,319 --> 00:02:04,265 It was really nice to meet you. It's such an honor. 50 00:02:04,319 --> 00:02:06,318 Hailey. No, no, no. Wait. No, no, no. 51 00:02:06,319 --> 00:02:09,199 There's no... I have a plan. 52 00:02:09,319 --> 00:02:13,318 What if we start the season with Mahler's Eighth Symphony, 53 00:02:13,622 --> 00:02:15,199 which requires 54 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:16,417 an extra oboe player? 55 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,888 Mahler's Eighth. 56 00:02:19,074 --> 00:02:21,780 Maestro, you know that we've had this season planned 57 00:02:21,812 --> 00:02:23,481 for over two years. 58 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:25,118 You know that my contract says 59 00:02:25,144 --> 00:02:27,199 that I can alter the season a little bit 60 00:02:27,319 --> 00:02:28,900 three times per year. 61 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:32,318 - Virgil. - Maestro, I loved your "Eroica." 62 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,298 Yeah, fucking Vienna Philharmonic, yeah. 63 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:37,684 Well, regardless, Betty Cragdale, the first oboist, 64 00:02:37,704 --> 00:02:40,770 traditionally chooses the substitute oboe players. 65 00:02:40,815 --> 00:02:42,318 Betty Cragdale. 66 00:02:42,319 --> 00:02:44,289 Is this Betty Cragdale's orchestra? 67 00:02:44,319 --> 00:02:47,005 - It most certainly is not. - Craig G. 68 00:02:47,228 --> 00:02:49,830 I like sinphomania. I like it. 69 00:02:49,841 --> 00:02:52,318 I like it. I like it. It's... it's good. 70 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:55,583 It's a hashtag, right? 71 00:02:57,319 --> 00:02:59,319 But "Hear the Hair"? 72 00:03:01,319 --> 00:03:03,318 Hear the Hair. 73 00:03:03,765 --> 00:03:05,319 No. 74 00:03:06,661 --> 00:03:08,302 Nunca. Nunca. 75 00:03:08,319 --> 00:03:09,537 ¡Nunca, nunca, cabrón! 76 00:03:13,041 --> 00:03:14,318 Okay? 77 00:03:14,438 --> 00:03:16,656 Nunca, okay? Right? 78 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:22,064 Gloria, it's been a pleasure. 79 00:03:22,319 --> 00:03:25,507 Hailey, can you hear my hair? 80 00:03:25,729 --> 00:03:26,987 No. 81 00:03:27,005 --> 00:03:28,319 Right. 82 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:31,299 Hailey, let's go. 83 00:03:32,319 --> 00:03:33,831 Thank you. 84 00:03:34,094 --> 00:03:36,099 Hailey, close the door. 85 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:44,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 86 00:04:04,319 --> 00:04:05,431 Hey. 87 00:04:05,551 --> 00:04:06,980 Hiya. 88 00:04:08,319 --> 00:04:09,684 Badass, huh? 89 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,661 Mike, why are you getting a swastika tattoo? 90 00:04:12,682 --> 00:04:14,189 - A what? - That is not a swastika. 91 00:04:14,191 --> 00:04:16,318 It's the yin-yang. Don't overreact. 92 00:04:16,319 --> 00:04:17,513 She's fucking with you. 93 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:19,730 This shit is not as easy as it looks. 94 00:04:20,319 --> 00:04:21,927 But I'm sticking with it, 95 00:04:22,047 --> 00:04:23,476 and I'm going to make bank. 96 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:24,597 Cool. Well, 97 00:04:24,622 --> 00:04:27,318 say hello to the new fifth temp oboe in the New York Symphony. 98 00:04:27,592 --> 00:04:29,394 - No way. - Yes way. 99 00:04:29,432 --> 00:04:31,104 Mahler's Eighth, fifth chair. 100 00:04:31,123 --> 00:04:32,999 Holy shit. Fifth fucking chair? 101 00:04:33,003 --> 00:04:34,318 Fifth fucking chair! 102 00:04:34,319 --> 00:04:35,621 Oh, my God. Congratulations. 103 00:04:35,654 --> 00:04:36,577 We got to celebrate. 104 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:38,414 Oh, no. I got to study the score. 105 00:04:38,427 --> 00:04:39,318 I can't fuck this up. 106 00:04:39,319 --> 00:04:41,499 You're like the fucking Hendrix of oboe: 107 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,683 just swagger in, say "Here I am, bitches," and nail it. 108 00:04:43,735 --> 00:04:46,107 It does look like a swastika. My mom's gonna kill me. 109 00:04:46,139 --> 00:04:48,265 Stop whining. I'll make it look like a Rubik's Cube. 110 00:05:06,319 --> 00:05:07,604 Flawed. 111 00:05:07,999 --> 00:05:09,751 It was hopelessly flawed. 112 00:05:09,771 --> 00:05:10,936 You seemed distracted. 113 00:05:11,056 --> 00:05:12,880 We all have off days, even me. 114 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,442 Actually, I was talking about the Tchaikovsky. 115 00:05:15,562 --> 00:05:17,569 You know, the bastard was right. 116 00:05:17,599 --> 00:05:21,318 My farewell performance, and I cocked it up royally. 117 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:23,318 Come back to bed. 118 00:05:23,604 --> 00:05:25,741 Perhaps you'll be given a second chance. 119 00:05:26,085 --> 00:05:28,516 You know, Cynth, sans you, 120 00:05:29,225 --> 00:05:32,318 my life is one fucking slow march to the grave. 121 00:05:32,319 --> 00:05:34,318 Well, that's very romantic. 122 00:05:34,319 --> 00:05:36,319 I bet you try that line on all the girls. 123 00:05:39,655 --> 00:05:41,318 Let's go away. 124 00:05:41,319 --> 00:05:42,682 I'll leave Claire. 125 00:05:43,199 --> 00:05:44,839 Let's finally give this the shot 126 00:05:44,849 --> 00:05:46,484 that I think we deserve. 127 00:05:46,536 --> 00:05:48,318 Not after your performance today, honey. 128 00:05:48,319 --> 00:05:50,029 Oh, piss off. 129 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:51,318 And do us both a favor. 130 00:05:51,319 --> 00:05:53,230 Stop letting him get under your skin. 131 00:05:54,319 --> 00:05:55,318 How? 132 00:05:55,319 --> 00:05:56,318 Help him. 133 00:05:56,516 --> 00:05:58,512 Help him what, destroy everything 134 00:05:58,538 --> 00:06:00,456 that I've built up in the last 20 years? 135 00:06:00,576 --> 00:06:03,318 He's an arrogant prick, but he respects you. 136 00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:05,842 You're just too much of an arrogant prick to see it. 137 00:06:06,334 --> 00:06:07,598 After all, 138 00:06:07,973 --> 00:06:10,761 you're the executive musical director emeritus. 139 00:06:10,773 --> 00:06:12,913 Ridiculous title. 140 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:15,318 Maybe, but you can still rattle some cages. 141 00:06:15,797 --> 00:06:18,319 Last time I checked, you weren't dead. 142 00:06:19,931 --> 00:06:21,098 Are you? 143 00:06:21,319 --> 00:06:22,318 No. 144 00:06:22,718 --> 00:06:25,319 I'm damn well fucking not. 145 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:50,464 Hey, could you change the record? It's skipping. 146 00:06:50,464 --> 00:06:52,499 Oh. Wait. That's you playing the same piece over and over again 147 00:06:52,529 --> 00:06:54,766 - and perfect every time. - Go away. 148 00:07:04,776 --> 00:07:06,318 Shut the fuck up! 149 00:07:06,319 --> 00:07:07,672 Sorry, Stan. 150 00:07:43,190 --> 00:07:45,319 Yeah. Yeah. 151 00:08:32,319 --> 00:08:33,318 So... 152 00:08:34,319 --> 00:08:36,865 Do you find guys with lots of tattoos, like, 153 00:08:36,985 --> 00:08:38,626 hot? 154 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,330 Absolutely, if they're already hot 155 00:08:41,350 --> 00:08:43,318 before they got those tattoos. 156 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,493 Excuse me. 157 00:08:49,069 --> 00:08:51,702 I'm going to go drive my heel into Hailey's fucking eyeball. 158 00:08:59,824 --> 00:09:01,318 Hey, Rain Man, 159 00:09:01,319 --> 00:09:02,710 I'm going to blow a massive bong hit into your face 160 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:04,117 and fuck up your precious lungs 161 00:09:04,117 --> 00:09:05,879 if you don't stop playing this fucking Mahler. 162 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:08,199 - I have to practice. - You've got to sleep. 163 00:09:08,209 --> 00:09:10,318 I can't sleep. Too amped. 164 00:09:11,216 --> 00:09:12,552 No way. Lizzie, 165 00:09:12,599 --> 00:09:14,398 there are, like, thousands of other oboists out there 166 00:09:14,398 --> 00:09:15,484 with ten times more experience than me 167 00:09:15,489 --> 00:09:16,412 whose lifelong dream it is 168 00:09:16,433 --> 00:09:17,625 to play with the New York Symphony. 169 00:09:25,319 --> 00:09:26,989 Hi. Is this Alex? 170 00:09:28,062 --> 00:09:29,318 Yeah, hey. 171 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:31,495 This is Lizzie, 172 00:09:31,495 --> 00:09:33,318 the hostess with the mostest. 173 00:09:33,319 --> 00:09:34,199 What? 174 00:09:34,219 --> 00:09:36,446 Yeah. Hailey has your scarf. 175 00:09:36,456 --> 00:09:38,431 She's wondering if she can bring it by tonight. 176 00:09:39,019 --> 00:09:41,318 Okay, yeah, right on. Just text us your address. 177 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:43,199 Adios. 178 00:09:43,771 --> 00:09:45,614 What the fuck? Was that for real? 179 00:09:45,634 --> 00:09:47,021 Oh. It was for real. 180 00:09:47,953 --> 00:09:49,948 Look, he just texted his address. Go. 181 00:09:49,968 --> 00:09:52,449 No, it's like 12:15. He's going to think it's a booty call. 182 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:55,318 Oh, perish the thought. 183 00:09:55,319 --> 00:09:58,570 - Wrap this scarf around his booty. - Really? 184 00:10:05,776 --> 00:10:07,193 - Hey. - Hey. 185 00:10:07,194 --> 00:10:08,450 Here's your scarf. 186 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:10,318 Sorry I'm so late getting it back. 187 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:11,791 No problemo. 188 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:14,404 That's not actually 189 00:10:14,404 --> 00:10:15,457 something that I say. 190 00:10:15,457 --> 00:10:17,614 Oh. It's not, like, your catchphrase or anything. 191 00:10:17,633 --> 00:10:18,683 No, no, no, no, no. 192 00:10:18,716 --> 00:10:20,318 My catchphrase is, um... 193 00:10:20,803 --> 00:10:22,318 "Catch you on the flip side." 194 00:10:22,319 --> 00:10:23,946 Oh, yeah, that's, like, super cool. 195 00:10:23,953 --> 00:10:25,054 Yeah, it's much cooler. 196 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:31,056 So, uh, I don't know. You going to come in? 197 00:10:31,176 --> 00:10:32,541 Or do you have, like, some other scarves 198 00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:33,506 you got to go deliver? 199 00:10:33,707 --> 00:10:35,319 Uh, no, this is the last one. 200 00:10:36,319 --> 00:10:37,532 - Really? - Yeah. 201 00:10:37,545 --> 00:10:38,199 Oh. 202 00:10:38,319 --> 00:10:40,759 Um, yeah, I'll come in. 203 00:10:40,772 --> 00:10:41,524 Okay. 204 00:10:43,319 --> 00:10:46,199 Nice place. Do you have, like, roommates or something? 205 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,006 No, this is just... just me. 206 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,048 No. Kidding. I have roommates. 207 00:10:50,074 --> 00:10:52,018 I could never afford this place. 208 00:10:52,232 --> 00:10:53,975 But they're asleep, my roommates. 209 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:54,895 Oh. Okay. 210 00:10:54,947 --> 00:10:55,945 So... 211 00:11:01,319 --> 00:11:02,582 Okay. Um... 212 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:03,762 Okay. 213 00:11:10,786 --> 00:11:12,315 Mm. I don't want you to think 214 00:11:12,319 --> 00:11:14,318 that this is, like, a booty call or anything. 215 00:11:14,319 --> 00:11:15,318 It's really not. 216 00:11:15,744 --> 00:11:16,664 Oh, no, I know. 217 00:11:16,670 --> 00:11:18,199 It's not a booty call. 218 00:11:18,206 --> 00:11:19,457 It's a scarf delivery. 219 00:11:19,503 --> 00:11:21,319 I get it. A scarf delivery. 220 00:11:28,212 --> 00:11:28,776 Oh. 221 00:11:28,808 --> 00:11:30,501 Oh, uh, hey, Hailey, 222 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,199 this is, um, Addison. It's one of my roommates. 223 00:11:32,211 --> 00:11:33,948 Hi. Sorry for the interruption. 224 00:11:34,784 --> 00:11:36,372 Oh, hey, you still doing 225 00:11:36,384 --> 00:11:39,062 that 1 a.m. frolic dance thing in the park? 226 00:11:39,081 --> 00:11:41,667 Yeah, I am. Oh, God, the milk stinks. 227 00:11:41,997 --> 00:11:43,592 It's like cottage cheese. 228 00:11:44,033 --> 00:11:47,124 Okay, so did you, like, throw it out? 229 00:11:47,244 --> 00:11:49,199 I tried, but I started gagging. 230 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,889 I have a really bad gag reflex. 231 00:11:51,009 --> 00:11:52,690 It's true. Remember that... what was that time? 232 00:11:52,723 --> 00:11:53,747 On the D train? 233 00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:55,898 Mm. That was nasty. 234 00:11:56,501 --> 00:11:57,525 Yeah. 235 00:11:57,901 --> 00:12:02,319 Okay, well, you guys can resume sucking face. 236 00:12:05,319 --> 00:12:06,106 Sorry. 237 00:12:06,152 --> 00:12:07,199 She's nice. 238 00:12:07,221 --> 00:12:08,459 - Yeah. - Yeah. 239 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,507 What is this? 240 00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:11,440 Oh. 241 00:12:11,479 --> 00:12:13,029 Is this, like, a piece of straw? 242 00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:14,264 No, that's a reed shaving. 243 00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:16,318 Um, yeah, I should probably head out, too. 244 00:12:16,632 --> 00:12:17,540 Are you serious? 245 00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:19,318 Why? Because of my roommate? 246 00:12:19,319 --> 00:12:22,318 Oh. You mean the supermodel with the gag reflex? 247 00:12:22,319 --> 00:12:24,882 Okay, I see you really do have, like, a filthy mind. 248 00:12:24,921 --> 00:12:26,768 I can see that now. Come on. 249 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,199 Just, Hailey, please, like, hang out with me for one minute. 250 00:12:29,238 --> 00:12:31,066 You're really... you're so tense, 251 00:12:31,086 --> 00:12:33,399 I can see your shoulders are, like, nudging your ears. 252 00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:36,318 Yeah. Uh... 253 00:12:36,646 --> 00:12:38,551 I've been practicing obsessively. 254 00:12:38,784 --> 00:12:40,819 I'm going to get to play with the New York Symphony. 255 00:12:41,545 --> 00:12:44,125 Shit. That's... that's incredible. 256 00:12:44,145 --> 00:12:45,804 Wow. Okay. Yeah, I'd be nervous, too. 257 00:12:45,824 --> 00:12:47,145 Yeah. 258 00:12:47,657 --> 00:12:48,779 Have a beer. 259 00:12:50,594 --> 00:12:51,293 One beer. 260 00:12:51,319 --> 00:12:54,320 Uh... okay. One beer. 261 00:13:03,319 --> 00:13:05,318 - There he is! - Maestro! 262 00:13:05,319 --> 00:13:07,318 - Rodrigo! - Maestro! 263 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,318 Maestro! Maestro! 264 00:13:15,319 --> 00:13:17,801 Oh, Sharon, walk with me. 265 00:13:18,044 --> 00:13:20,353 I have some donor appreciation calls 266 00:13:20,373 --> 00:13:21,759 that I've been putting off for weeks. 267 00:13:21,779 --> 00:13:24,318 Uh, yeah, I can't, maestro, I'm sorry. 268 00:13:24,319 --> 00:13:26,782 - Excuse me? - I'm waiting for the maestro... 269 00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:29,318 um, the other maestro: Rodrigo. 270 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,463 I'm working for him now. I've been reassigned. 271 00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:35,318 Oh, is that so? By whom? 272 00:13:35,319 --> 00:13:38,499 Gloria. But she's interviewing replacements. 273 00:13:38,509 --> 00:13:39,501 I know you'll be covered. 274 00:13:39,532 --> 00:13:41,922 Covered? How reassuring. 275 00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:42,864 Sharon! 276 00:13:42,984 --> 00:13:46,317 Sharon. Sharon. 277 00:13:46,319 --> 00:13:47,532 I have to protect him from the Rodriguites. 278 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:49,192 - Sharon, please... - Rodriguites? 279 00:13:49,192 --> 00:13:50,367 Ooh, okay, okay, okay. 280 00:13:50,387 --> 00:13:52,575 Easy. Easy. Oh, no, no. Not you. 281 00:13:52,585 --> 00:13:54,307 I've given you, like, 500 already. No, no. 282 00:13:54,319 --> 00:13:55,461 Maestro. 283 00:13:55,581 --> 00:13:57,284 Hey, maestro. Hi. 284 00:13:57,319 --> 00:13:59,452 Oh, how nice to see you. 285 00:13:59,462 --> 00:14:01,285 - Good to see you. - No, good to see you. 286 00:14:01,319 --> 00:14:04,606 Uh, you know, I love a good cycle myself. 287 00:14:04,726 --> 00:14:05,872 - Really? - Oh. Yeah. 288 00:14:05,872 --> 00:14:06,449 That's cute. 289 00:14:06,459 --> 00:14:08,455 Young boy in that picture. 290 00:14:08,475 --> 00:14:10,318 It was taken, like, a year ago. 291 00:14:10,319 --> 00:14:12,199 Ha ha ha. Yeah. 292 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,965 By the way, a bold choice, Mahler's Eighth. 293 00:14:14,975 --> 00:14:15,907 Isn't it? 294 00:14:15,927 --> 00:14:17,318 You must have expensive tastes. 295 00:14:17,319 --> 00:14:19,599 - Yes, right, excellent, excellent. - Thank you, thank you. 296 00:14:19,683 --> 00:14:21,482 Um, I was just thinking. 297 00:14:21,502 --> 00:14:22,727 If time permits, 298 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:26,318 maybe we could share some arrangement ideas. 299 00:14:26,535 --> 00:14:29,826 Yes. Yes. I would love that, maestro. 300 00:14:29,857 --> 00:14:31,416 I would really love that, really. 301 00:14:31,536 --> 00:14:32,713 Thank you. I have to go. Bye-bye. 302 00:14:32,723 --> 00:14:34,404 Let him go. Let him go! 303 00:14:34,414 --> 00:14:36,318 Thank you. Bye. Ciao. 304 00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:37,543 Fucking wankers. 305 00:14:37,663 --> 00:14:40,227 Sharon, where's the entrance? 306 00:14:43,093 --> 00:14:44,440 Good morning, maestro. 307 00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:46,100 Good morning to you, Warren Boyd. 308 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,841 The orchestra is gathering. 309 00:14:48,419 --> 00:14:49,899 The seating chart you asked for. 310 00:14:49,906 --> 00:14:50,683 Thank you. 311 00:14:50,803 --> 00:14:52,861 I'll have everyone ready in five. 312 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,741 Thank you very much. 313 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,318 Break a leg, maestro. 314 00:14:56,319 --> 00:14:58,319 You, too, Warren Boyd. 315 00:15:00,224 --> 00:15:01,319 Beautiful day. 316 00:15:02,829 --> 00:15:04,318 Took the F train. 317 00:15:04,884 --> 00:15:06,319 Lovely trip. 318 00:15:07,319 --> 00:15:08,319 Cool. 319 00:15:11,319 --> 00:15:12,660 They had two kinds: 320 00:15:12,848 --> 00:15:15,007 fruit blend, Bonanza Gourmet. 321 00:15:15,046 --> 00:15:15,966 Hmm? 322 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,502 Bonanza. 323 00:15:17,846 --> 00:15:18,662 Bonanza. 324 00:15:18,721 --> 00:15:20,018 King of birdseed. 325 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,148 Okay. Okay. 326 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,040 - Hailey. - Hey. 327 00:15:32,073 --> 00:15:33,318 Let's go. 328 00:15:34,192 --> 00:15:35,318 Nervous? 329 00:15:35,319 --> 00:15:36,318 No, I'm cool. 330 00:15:36,571 --> 00:15:37,575 All good. 331 00:15:39,319 --> 00:15:41,600 I need you to be solid for me here, too. 332 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,564 Management always goes after the weak link. 333 00:15:43,596 --> 00:15:45,199 You don't want to be the weak link. 334 00:15:45,715 --> 00:15:49,578 Hey, Cynthia, orchestra rep meeting Wednesday at 3. 335 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,301 - I know. I got the email. - Yeah. 336 00:15:51,319 --> 00:15:52,449 Did you hear this cocksucker 337 00:15:52,464 --> 00:15:54,414 had open auditions over the weekend? 338 00:15:54,534 --> 00:15:56,965 That son of a bitch wants to replace the whole orchestra. 339 00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:59,469 - Oh, hey, Andre. - And starting with Mahler? 340 00:15:59,589 --> 00:16:01,646 A composer suppressed by the Nazis? 341 00:16:01,683 --> 00:16:03,296 What's the message there? 342 00:16:03,319 --> 00:16:04,318 Don't overthink it. 343 00:16:04,385 --> 00:16:06,039 Hey, Bob, this is my friend Hailey. 344 00:16:06,112 --> 00:16:08,318 - Hi. - She's subbing in on oboe today. 345 00:16:08,319 --> 00:16:09,653 - Pleased to meet you. - You, too. 346 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:10,804 Yeah. 347 00:16:10,861 --> 00:16:13,143 He'd better not try to work through bathroom breaks. 348 00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:14,750 I can't take that shit. 349 00:16:15,118 --> 00:16:17,199 I mean, the guy is a genius and all, 350 00:16:17,213 --> 00:16:18,297 but, ah, still... 351 00:16:18,976 --> 00:16:20,318 Wendell! Hey. 352 00:16:20,837 --> 00:16:22,040 That's Union Bob. 353 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,318 He cares deeply about our scheduled pee breaks, 354 00:16:24,319 --> 00:16:27,453 as do I. Some of these conductors keep going and going. 355 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,444 Can't interrupt a genius. 356 00:16:29,646 --> 00:16:30,989 Do you have any more of that Thai stick 357 00:16:31,005 --> 00:16:32,643 we smoked before the Holtz concert last year? 358 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,002 I wish I did. 359 00:16:34,122 --> 00:16:38,124 What I do have is some smooth space balls 360 00:16:38,175 --> 00:16:39,498 with Moroccan hash. 361 00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:41,919 I'm in for a dozen.Thanks, man. 362 00:16:42,899 --> 00:16:44,318 - Hi, sweetheart. - Hey, D.D. 363 00:16:44,319 --> 00:16:46,305 Oh, this is Hailey. It's her first day. 364 00:16:46,319 --> 00:16:47,544 - Hello. - Wow. 365 00:16:47,565 --> 00:16:48,415 Congrats. 366 00:16:48,493 --> 00:16:49,675 Thank you. 367 00:16:50,319 --> 00:16:51,800 You seem a little stressed. 368 00:16:52,143 --> 00:16:55,318 Could I suggest a light beta blocker on the house? 369 00:16:55,818 --> 00:16:58,467 A little Inderal just to take the edge off? 370 00:16:58,587 --> 00:17:00,671 No, I'm... I'm fine. Thank you. 371 00:17:01,589 --> 00:17:03,714 That's Betty Cragdale, first oboe. 372 00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,700 - I've studied her recordings. - She's incredible. 373 00:17:05,726 --> 00:17:07,319 I'm going to introduce myself to her. 374 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,318 Ms. Cragdale? Hi. 375 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:12,518 My name is Hailey Rutledge. 376 00:17:12,529 --> 00:17:14,561 I'll be sitting in with your section today. 377 00:17:14,587 --> 00:17:17,413 I'm an oboist. Yeah. I mean, obviously I'm an oboist. 378 00:17:17,444 --> 00:17:18,242 I... I 379 00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:21,260 just wanted to say it is such an honor to get to play with you. 380 00:17:21,535 --> 00:17:24,392 Oh, yes. Hailey Rutledge. 381 00:17:24,512 --> 00:17:25,678 Now I remember. 382 00:17:25,937 --> 00:17:27,555 You're the completely inexperienced girl 383 00:17:27,565 --> 00:17:29,027 who fucked our new conductor 384 00:17:29,027 --> 00:17:31,318 in order to worm her way into the oboe section 385 00:17:31,319 --> 00:17:33,895 past hundreds of far more qualified musicians. 386 00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:36,135 I did not sleep with the conductor. 387 00:17:36,319 --> 00:17:37,520 Oh, darling, please. 388 00:17:37,966 --> 00:17:39,318 I had tits once. 389 00:17:39,807 --> 00:17:42,057 I just didn't play my oboe with them. 390 00:17:43,602 --> 00:17:44,660 See you at rehearsal. 391 00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:45,961 I didn't, though. 392 00:17:57,101 --> 00:17:58,884 Good morning. Hi. 393 00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:33,199 Hi. Good morning. 394 00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:34,759 Buenos días, familia, eh? 395 00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:35,510 Vladimir. 396 00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:38,616 Yes. Guten morgen, Lazlo. 397 00:18:38,736 --> 00:18:40,318 How's it going, Warren Boyd? 398 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:43,110 This is my parrot, Igor. 399 00:18:43,769 --> 00:18:46,318 I named him after lgor Stravinsky. 400 00:18:46,319 --> 00:18:47,719 You can sit down. You can sit down. 401 00:18:47,744 --> 00:18:49,317 Down, thank you. 402 00:18:49,319 --> 00:18:51,796 You know, it was Stravinsky who said 403 00:18:52,153 --> 00:18:56,006 "Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal." 404 00:18:56,582 --> 00:18:57,956 Let's not be parrots. 405 00:18:58,410 --> 00:19:01,061 Let's not try to imitate other great orchestras. 406 00:19:01,437 --> 00:19:03,318 We're not even going to imitate 407 00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:05,318 this orchestra in its glory days. 408 00:19:05,319 --> 00:19:07,659 What does he mean, this orchestra in its glory days? 409 00:19:07,684 --> 00:19:11,619 Let's just steal the souls of the composers 410 00:19:11,739 --> 00:19:13,563 whose music we want to honor. 411 00:19:14,269 --> 00:19:16,019 Yeah, brother, I feel you. 412 00:19:16,319 --> 00:19:18,318 Thanks, man. Thank you. 413 00:19:19,499 --> 00:19:22,706 Bambi, can we take lgor Stravinsky for a walk? 414 00:19:22,732 --> 00:19:24,398 Yeah? Thanks. 415 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,127 Igor! Ha ha! 416 00:19:27,159 --> 00:19:29,318 Look. This is... this is good luck. 417 00:19:29,319 --> 00:19:30,437 This is great luck. Okay, 418 00:19:30,446 --> 00:19:32,151 everything is going to go well, okay? 419 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,318 This is good luck. Let's just keep on... 420 00:19:34,664 --> 00:19:36,318 Sharon, what are you doing? 421 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,314 I got it, maestro. It's all done. It's all nice and clean. 422 00:19:38,434 --> 00:19:39,430 It's my honor. 423 00:19:40,319 --> 00:19:41,803 Just chill out a little bit, okay? 424 00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:44,292 Just please, please. Please. 425 00:19:45,992 --> 00:19:46,921 Ah. 426 00:19:47,597 --> 00:19:48,318 Bueno. 427 00:19:48,546 --> 00:19:49,646 Um, 428 00:19:50,326 --> 00:19:51,081 Mahler. 429 00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:55,005 There is no choir here. There is no soloists. 430 00:19:55,088 --> 00:19:57,569 It's only us orchestra members. 431 00:19:58,674 --> 00:20:01,791 You know, I miss my days in the violin section. 432 00:20:03,145 --> 00:20:05,608 Or when I was in the woodwinds as well. 433 00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:08,318 Or when I was playing the harp 434 00:20:08,319 --> 00:20:09,717 in the Buenos Aires Philharmonic, 435 00:20:09,743 --> 00:20:11,616 I was never as good as you, Caroline. 436 00:20:12,815 --> 00:20:15,005 There's only orchestra members here. 437 00:20:15,319 --> 00:20:16,703 I am an orchestra member, 438 00:20:17,196 --> 00:20:19,318 and I have the honor today of conducting you. 439 00:20:19,743 --> 00:20:22,866 So could we please have an A? 440 00:20:23,319 --> 00:20:25,893 From our new colleague, 441 00:20:26,171 --> 00:20:29,199 uh, Miss "Rutiledge"? 442 00:20:29,405 --> 00:20:30,552 Rutledge. 443 00:20:31,090 --> 00:20:33,961 Rutledge. Yes, please. 444 00:20:55,319 --> 00:20:56,319 Brava. 445 00:20:58,862 --> 00:21:00,573 Now let's get to work. 446 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,318 Ready? And... 447 00:21:15,319 --> 00:21:17,059 Hang on, hang on, hang on. 448 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,318 Okay. 449 00:21:21,817 --> 00:21:23,199 It was interesting, right? 450 00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:24,421 It's the beginning. Okay. 451 00:21:24,441 --> 00:21:26,005 Let's try it again. Let's try it again. 452 00:21:50,071 --> 00:21:51,318 Good. 453 00:21:51,319 --> 00:21:53,453 You're starting to have fun. 454 00:21:57,528 --> 00:22:00,971 Let's go fortissimo and then forte, okay? 455 00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:06,199 So 14, with the upbeat, 456 00:22:06,226 --> 00:22:08,318 a little bit more sound, more bow. 457 00:22:19,024 --> 00:22:21,890 Okay, French horns, let's just try one again. 458 00:22:29,319 --> 00:22:30,318 Betty. 459 00:22:30,438 --> 00:22:31,737 Yes, maestro? 460 00:22:31,857 --> 00:22:34,097 Do you think that we can approach bar 39 461 00:22:34,107 --> 00:22:35,319 a little bit more gently? 462 00:22:35,344 --> 00:22:37,305 Let's keep the force going on there, 463 00:22:37,319 --> 00:22:39,644 but let's try to find more legato into it. 464 00:22:39,663 --> 00:22:41,318 Absolutely, maestro. 465 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:42,318 Okay. 466 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,935 Is that the reed you're using? 467 00:22:44,055 --> 00:22:45,318 Uh, y... yes. 468 00:22:46,404 --> 00:22:47,318 Okay. 469 00:22:47,319 --> 00:22:48,319 Ready? 470 00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:06,827 Interesting, interesting. 471 00:23:06,837 --> 00:23:08,588 I thought I heard Igor. 472 00:23:08,609 --> 00:23:10,319 Okay, let's try it again. 473 00:23:10,344 --> 00:23:13,162 Let's not lose it, okay? Let's keep it up, keep it up. 474 00:23:13,282 --> 00:23:14,883 Okay? Ready? And... 475 00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:29,514 Motherfucker! 476 00:23:29,524 --> 00:23:31,540 - Language. - Sorry. 477 00:23:37,064 --> 00:23:40,119 Sor... That's... That's never happened to me before. 478 00:23:40,122 --> 00:23:41,934 My hands are just really sweaty right now. 479 00:23:41,945 --> 00:23:43,443 Let's go one more time. 480 00:23:49,570 --> 00:23:51,819 Maestro, I just need to tell you 481 00:23:51,829 --> 00:23:53,318 we have to take a break. 482 00:23:53,319 --> 00:23:55,318 You're right, Warren Boyd. 483 00:23:55,319 --> 00:23:56,639 Let's take a break. 484 00:23:57,246 --> 00:23:59,318 Uh, let's all take a break. 485 00:23:59,808 --> 00:24:02,725 Let's... Let's give Mahler a break, yeah? 486 00:24:03,555 --> 00:24:04,649 Yeah, you know, 487 00:24:04,659 --> 00:24:06,462 it's too much, this kind of, you know, 488 00:24:06,482 --> 00:24:07,907 choir for opening the season. 489 00:24:07,926 --> 00:24:10,460 I think... Sharon. Sharon. 490 00:24:10,959 --> 00:24:12,807 - Sharon, hey. - Yes, maestro? 491 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,950 Can we print out 87 copies of Berlioz' "Hungarian March?" 492 00:24:16,070 --> 00:24:17,318 Yes, right away. Anything else? 493 00:24:17,319 --> 00:24:19,093 Uh, the mental toothpicks. 494 00:24:20,143 --> 00:24:21,822 The "Hungarian March." 495 00:24:22,204 --> 00:24:23,637 There's no fifth oboe in that. 496 00:24:23,676 --> 00:24:25,199 I know. 497 00:24:26,157 --> 00:24:28,318 Pavel, honey, can you remove all of this 498 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,319 out of here? 499 00:24:38,319 --> 00:24:41,218 - Thank you, dear. - No problem. 500 00:24:43,881 --> 00:24:46,199 Marvelous first rehearsal. 501 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:49,086 Mahler's in, and Mahler's out. 502 00:24:49,086 --> 00:24:51,313 I applaud his willingness to experiment. 503 00:24:51,319 --> 00:24:55,030 I did love the parrot. I wish I'd thought of that. 504 00:24:55,030 --> 00:24:56,792 It was a stroke of genius. 505 00:24:56,812 --> 00:24:58,669 You know, I believe Cliburn did the same thing, 506 00:24:58,674 --> 00:25:01,592 only he used a live vulture. 507 00:25:02,059 --> 00:25:04,267 Thomas, you're a great conductor. 508 00:25:04,283 --> 00:25:06,471 Sarcasm and envy are beneath you. 509 00:25:06,870 --> 00:25:09,514 That's right. You've hit the nail on the head. 510 00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:12,318 I am a great conductor. 511 00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:16,084 So what the fuck am I doing up here? 512 00:25:16,597 --> 00:25:18,064 - Oh, please. - Eh. 513 00:25:18,090 --> 00:25:21,093 You know, perhaps you should call your new campaign 514 00:25:21,710 --> 00:25:23,319 "Hear the Hat." 515 00:26:07,672 --> 00:26:12,193 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 516 00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:19,495 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org