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I'm an early bird, and I'm a night owl,
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so I'm wise, and I have worms.
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So... oh breakfast
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I got your sausage,
egg and cheese biscuit.
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Yummy yummy ! thank you Ryan.
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What was the thing you needed me
to come in early for ?
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The sausage, egg and cheese biscuit.
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But thank you, and why don't
you just take a couple hours,
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office is yours, home alone,
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risky business.
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Take your pants off, run around.
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Whatever you wanna do ?
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I'm just gonna take a nap
in my car until work starts.
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Healtheir, gotta watch those carbs.
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2x03 : Office Olympics
by Belkiss & Unfold
http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/
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Today I, Michael Scott, am
becoming an home-owner.
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- Investing in real estate.
- Diversifying, smart !
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Yes it is. Yes it is.
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It is very important to own a property.
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Back in olden days, they
would not even let you vote,
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unless you own a property and
they threw you in the stacks,
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and then humiliate you.
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- And it worked !
- Yes.
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They should bring the stocks back
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people would obey the law,
there'd be less trouble makers.
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Maybe !
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Every so often, Jim dies of boredom.
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I think today it was the
expense reports that did him in.
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And our deal is, that
it's up to me to revive him.
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You see Dwight's coffee mug ?
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Sometimes when he's not here,
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- I try to throw stuff in it.
- No way !
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Let's do this !
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Here, try paper-clips.
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Oh wait, this message, for Dwight.
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- You should go.
- Yes, yes, final walkthrough.
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Sign the papers at the condo.
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- You'll have your lawyer there ?
- I don't need one.
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- Can I be your representative ?
- I don't need repr...
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- I think I should be there.
- No, no.
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- No I'm good I can make
sure things are up to code.
- No, Dwight.
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Please, am I not always the
guy that you rely on at work ?
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Well, this isn't about work.
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This is closing on a condo,
it's completely personal.
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So you're taking a personal day ?
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Except that, it's about my
living arrangement, and as boss,
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I need to have a living arrangement,
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- in order to do work.
- Please, I'll make you proud.
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- Ok fine, yes you can come.
- Yes, as your representative ?
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- As my associate.
- Same thing.
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No it is not !
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I have been Michael's
number 2 guy for about five years,
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and we make a great team. We're like
one of those classic famous teams,
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he's like Mozart and I'm like,
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Mozart's friend.
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No, I'm like Butch Cassidy,
and Michael is like
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Mozart.
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You try and hurt Mozart,
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you're gonna get a bullet in your head,
courtesy of Butch Cassidy.
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Ah, most honorable Pamera
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not offensive because that's
the way they talk in movies.
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- You headed out ?
- We are,
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Dwight and I are headed to a big thing
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why don't you have everybody
work on their expense reports
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and I'd like them in
by the end of the day.
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- Ok.
- Very good.
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- Have a great time !
- We will.
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Um did you do the thing
I asked you about the magazines ?
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Yeah I changed them to your new address.
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- Good, the Small Businessman ?
- Yep.
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- Maxim ? American Way ? Cracked ?
- Yes,
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I changed your Cracked
magazine subscription.
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How about Fine Arts ?
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Aficionado Monthly ?
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No ? Ok well could you get on that ?
cause I don't just read Cracked.
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Thank you.
Ok, see you soon.
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What kind of shocks
you've got on this baby ?
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I don't know, regular, normal ones ?
Nothing fancy.
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Not my style.
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- What are you doing ?
- I wanna put the top down.
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- Dwight it's 50° outside don't, please
- But then no one could see us.
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I... just... would you... put it up ?
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Ok, fine. Just leave it down.
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whiner !
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Check it out. I'm terminator.
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I do not understand what
you spend your money on ?
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Hey Oscar, on these new expense reports
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do we really have
to go back to last quarter ?
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Yeah, it's a terrible system I know.
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What is 2005 Season here ?
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- Wait a minute what is this ?
- It's a score board.
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What ?
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Kevin and I play this paper
football game when Michael's out.
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- Really ?
- Or when we are bored.
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Oh my god !
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Wait this goes back 2 years !
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We are bored a lot.
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- Ow !
- Sweet !
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Yes, so close.
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I really love the paper triangle
flicking and hitting things game.
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- Yeah, we call it Hate Ball.
- Why ?
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Because of how much Angela hates it.
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Hey do you guys have many other games ?
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Sometimes we play "Who can put
the most M&M's in their mouth ?"
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You play that.
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You should ask Toby
to teach you Dunder Ball.
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Home Sweet Home.
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- Which one's yours ?
- Right there.
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My sanctuary. My party pad.
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Someday I can just see my grandkids
learning how to walk out here.
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Hang on and swing from
this tree, pushing back...
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Wait, no it's this one, right here.
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Home Sweet Home.
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So that's what this sound is all day !
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Michael this is Bill he's the
head of the condo association.
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Hey how are you ? Nice to meet you Bill.
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Bill, mister Bill,
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oh noooooo, mister Bill, oooooooh.
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S&L ? When they pull him apart.
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You could always get
rolled over by something.
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- Ni... nice to meet you...
- Nice to meet you too.
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This is smaller than your old place.
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Yes, well I'm buying it
and I'm not renting it.
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So it's still an upgrade.
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He doesn't know anything
about property ownership.
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He's kind of an idiot.
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Actually, I do own property.
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My grandfather left me
a sixty acre working beet farm.
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I run it with my cousin Mose.
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We sell beets to local
stores and restaurants,
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it's a nice old farm.
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Sometimes teenagers use it for sex.
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- Are we ready to sign some papers ?
- Actually no.
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We have a couple of questions,
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- about the neighborhood ?
- It's very safe, it's very clean,
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also it's very accepting
of all life styles.
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It's a very gay friendly neighborhood.
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- Oh good, that's good.
- Yeah.
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It's good to be accommodating of that.
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Let's go check out the master bedroom.
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Stanley, I just played
Dunder Ball with Toby,
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- What about you ? You got any games ?
- Yeah, I got a game,
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it's called work hard so
my kids can go to college.
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Fair enough.
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This, my friends, is
the master bedroom !
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Check out the cathedral's ceilings,
those are like 17 feet high,
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we have cable readiness right there.
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I am going to totally
pimp this place out.
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I am going to put
a surround sound system,
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I am going to put a plasma
screen right against this wall...
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owww terrible idea
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- I'm pulling my bed right over here
- No...
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This is a shared wall,
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Neighbor threw his wife into the wall,
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Plasma screen hits the floor,
totally smashed.
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- Well then I will get a warranty,
- Warranties don't cover it,
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plus they're a rip off.
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- Well I won't get a warranty,
- hush...
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- There's the problem, it's solved.
- Listen, listen, can you hear that ?
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Oh man, these babies are thin !
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Games of the 1st
Dunder Mifflin Olympiad
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This scented candle,
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which I found in the men's bathroom,
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represents the eternal...
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burning of competition...
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- or something.
- It smells like cookies.
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Yes it does, yes it does my friend.
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Ok we will be competing for gold,
silver and bronze yogurt lids.
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Now the bronze are really blue,
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and they're also the backside of the
gold, so no flipping ok ? honor system.
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I do play games, I sing,
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and I dangle things in front of my cats.
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I play lots of games, just not at work.
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Let the games begin !
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And then I just need you
to sign here at this ara
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- What kind of mortgage did you get ?
- 10 year.
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- Well, 10 over 30, so 30 year total.
- What ? wha... you said 10
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10 year fixed, over 30, 30 year total
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- Ow 30 years !
- Ok, ok.
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Wow you'll be paying this off
in your mid-seventies.
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Forget about retiring when you're 65
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Hey I have an idea,
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you know that extra bedroom, if the
all girlfriend thing never happens,
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- that's where the nurse can live.
- Ok, all right.
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- Well this is it.
- Whenever you're ready.
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Yeah, huh, okay,
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- Is that supposed to come off ?
- Actually yeah.
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Hey look cool ! carpenter ends.
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I'm gonna take a little breather
for a second. Excuse me.
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- We'll be here waiting for you.
- Oh man !
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A 30 year mortgage at Michael's age,
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essentially means
that he's buying a coffin.
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If I were buying my coffin,
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I would get one with thicker walls,
so you couldn't hear other dead people.
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Whenever you're ready Michael !
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You have what is the national sport
of Icelandic paper companies,
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and I'm blanking on the name...
could you help me out Pam ?
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Jim, they refer to it as Flonkerton,
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in English "box of papers
snowshoe racing."
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Fair enough, but I like Flonkerton.
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The thing about Jim is,
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when he's excited about something
like the office Olympics,
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he gets really into it and
he does a really great job,
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but the problem with Jim is that he
works here so that hardly ever happens.
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So, who will be challenging Kevin
in flankerton ?
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- Anyone ?
- I'll do it.
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Yes Phyllis.
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Phyllis, you just put your foot right
trough here, right trough the flank.
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The ceilings are lower than
they were last week, that, I don't,
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I don't know if you showed
me the same unit or not ?
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What ?
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- Michael this is the unit you saw and...
- Where are all the hot people ?
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I was told that there would be
all these attractive singles,
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- Who told you that ?
- And as far as I can I tell,
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I'm the best looking person here.
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There's a basic principle,
in real estate,
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that you should never be the best
looking person in the development.
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It's sort of a common sense,
because if you are,
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then you'll get no place to go but down.
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Is this a financial thing ? if it's
a financial thing what some people
do is they rent out the third bedroom.
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- No, no...
- That's an extra income for you...
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I am not going to rent
the third bedroom,
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I want a price reduction
or I am walking.
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You will lose 7 000 $
if you walk away right now.
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I made the right decision.
I'm glad I signed,
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I'm a home-owner, right ?
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Good to be a home-owner,
diversifying, this is good.
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- This is fun, we're having fun !
- Totally having fun !
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Can you imagine those poor saps
stuck at the office today ?
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It's Phyllis !
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Phyllis by a nose
gold-medal in flunenton,
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- flunkerton !
- Thank you ! Delegate from Iceland.
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Wow, ok no one else
should even try, gold medals.
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Give him medals !
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Wah !
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There's something else Dwight,
I want to talk to you about.
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I have a surprise for you,
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- for helping me out today.
- Ow you don't have to d...
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No, no I insist, I insist,
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because you've really done
some great work, great work !
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And that is why I am going to let you
move in to my third bedroom,
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and pay me rent.
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Why did I do it ? Because I believe
in rewarding people for their efforts,
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I rewarded Dwight with the room,
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and he is rewarding me back
with 500 $ plus utilities.
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I don't even know what to say...
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I'm thinking, lock into
a 4 year commitment,
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we'll go month to month after that,
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or until I start dating, have
a girlfriend and then you're...
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you know, you're gone. So...
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Question :
where can I put my terrarium ?
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What the hell is a terrarium ?
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It's a fish tank for snakes and lizards.
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Oh, so an aquarium.
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That will not come into this place ok ?
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- Question :
- Oh my god !
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my grandparents left me
a large number of armoires.
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- Are you sure you don't wanna play ?
- I'm sure.
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- Come on Angela don't you have a game ?
- I have one yes.
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- Well, let's play what is it ?
- I call it Pam-Pong,
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I count how many times
Jim gets up from his desk
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and goes to reception to talk to you.
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- We're friends.
- Apparently.
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- Very nicely done. Ok so
I think that's a HOR for Stanley,
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- and HO for Phyllis.
- Are you calling me a ho ?
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Oh my god,
Phyllis coming alive, I like it.
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Question : what about carpooling ?
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- Who pays for the gas ?
- We take separate cars.
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and question can sometimes
I drive you car and you drive mine ?
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- Why would we do that ?
- Just for fun.
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No.
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Question : who's the primary
in the fire insurance ?
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HEP... GAME OVER !
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Offer revoked Dwight.
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I'm sorry, but you reach out,
and you try to be a nice guy,
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and help out a friend,
and this is what happens.
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This is what I get.
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God, I'm... ok.
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Thank god !
It was nice of him to offer,
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but I live in a nine bedroom farmhouse.
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I have my own crossbow range,
it's a perfect situation for me.
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Well look 2 bathrooms would have
been nice, we just have but one.
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And it's under the porch.
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Who had someone from Vance Refrigeration
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Ryan Howard !
Ryan, gold medal.
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- What's up ?
- I made something,
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- For a closing ceremony.
- What ? Oh my god !
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- When did you have time to make that ?
- Automatic voice-mail.
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All right Pam, all right.
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Nice work.
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You know you can always
refinance your mortgage.
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We had a 15 year on our beet farm,
we headed off early.
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Yeah, well you know what nobody
cares about your stupid beet farm.
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Beets are the worst !
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- People loved beets !
- Nobody likes beets.
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- Everyone loves beets.
- Nobody likes beets Dwight.
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Why don't you grow something
that everybody does like ?
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You should grow candy.
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I'd love a piece of candy right now,
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not a beet.
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- Let's get this roof com...
- Stop it !
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Final lap, final lap.
Oscar !
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Time to beat is 1'15,
time to beat is 1 minute 15 seconds !
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Here they come !
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Guys ?
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- What is going on ?
- Nothing.
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- Guys, time is still going, or...
- That's my stopwatch.
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There you go, all done.
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Great.
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Yeah, I filled out
these expense reports.
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That take about 5 minutes and
then I close 2 sales at lunchtime.
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So...
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About as productive as any other day,
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if not more so...
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I figured I could throw it away now,
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or I could keep it, for a couple
of months and then throw it away.
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I mean it was really nice at Pam
to make them, but...
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what am I gonna do with
a gold medal made of
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paperclips and an old yogurt lid ?
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00:18:26,518 --> 00:18:29,750
- Hey !
- I have 59 voice mails.
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Hey can you ignore those and
do something for me instead ?
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- Sure.
- Ok.
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Today, at 5 o'clock, closing ceremonies.
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- Really ?
- Notify the athletes.
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Cool.
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00:18:48,737 --> 00:18:52,020
- Michael ?
- Yep. Jim, slim Jim.
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What's going... what's going on ?
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Nothing I just want to
congratulate you on your condo.
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Oh thanks, thanks very cool,
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- it's a 3 bedroom gay-friendly,
- Nice,
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You know...
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00:19:03,997 --> 00:19:06,210
Hey would you mind
coming out here for a second ?
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00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,502
- I have something for you.
- Really ?
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00:19:11,015 --> 00:19:12,540
What's this ?
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These are the closing ceremonies,
step up !
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Here on the top one.
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Congratulations to Michael,
because he closed on his condo,
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so gold medal !
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I don't really know what to say,
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I'm not one for making speeches, but...
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My heart is very full at this moment.
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And for Dwight Schrute the silver medal.
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Get on up here Dwight !
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- Silver medal.
- Yep, but not as good as gold !
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Why are you playing
the national hymn ?
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- Cause your condo is in America.
- Oh.
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00:20:24,165 --> 00:20:29,492
- What the hell is that ?
- Those are the doves.
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