1 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:03,313 Thanks, Jim. 2 00:00:03,314 --> 00:00:04,192 See you soon. 3 00:00:04,193 --> 00:00:05,670 Tell your mom I hope she feels better soon. 4 00:00:05,671 --> 00:00:06,953 Will do. Thanks, Tabitha. 5 00:00:08,567 --> 00:00:09,824 What are you doing here again? 6 00:00:10,485 --> 00:00:12,027 I'm gonna have to write you up, Ms. Delavega. 7 00:00:12,028 --> 00:00:13,142 What for this time, Oscar? 8 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:14,037 Last week, it was what -- 9 00:00:14,038 --> 00:00:16,149 a leaky water heater and exposed wires? 10 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,270 Neither were true. 11 00:00:17,396 --> 00:00:18,405 Loose tiles. 12 00:00:18,406 --> 00:00:19,321 Somebody might get hurt. 13 00:00:19,322 --> 00:00:20,918 You've got to be kidding me. 14 00:00:21,218 --> 00:00:23,142 You don't fix these safety violations... 15 00:00:23,612 --> 00:00:25,211 City's gonna shut you down. 16 00:00:25,953 --> 00:00:28,526 Didn't our class vote you "most likely to succeed"? 17 00:00:29,033 --> 00:00:30,994 Wonder what they'd say if they could see you now. 18 00:00:41,491 --> 00:00:43,441 Hardison, you've gone too far this time. 19 00:00:43,442 --> 00:00:45,046 Hey, man, we're in Portland. 20 00:00:45,047 --> 00:00:46,592 Got to do as the hippies do. 21 00:00:46,593 --> 00:00:48,142 I have no problem going green, all right? 22 00:00:48,143 --> 00:00:49,232 I put in your tank-less water heater 23 00:00:49,233 --> 00:00:51,621 and your low-flow faucet and all your solar-powered crap. 24 00:00:51,622 --> 00:00:52,947 But composting, dude? 25 00:00:52,948 --> 00:00:54,162 Seriously, it stinks in here. 26 00:00:54,163 --> 00:00:56,981 That, my friend, is the sweet smell of sustainability. 27 00:00:56,982 --> 00:00:58,191 Now let's see what's next. 28 00:00:58,192 --> 00:00:59,469 Oh, we got some recycling bins. 29 00:00:59,470 --> 00:01:00,532 You got to put those in. 30 00:01:00,533 --> 00:01:03,343 There's a cardboard crusher -- very effecti-- 31 00:01:12,332 --> 00:01:13,799 Since we lost dad, 32 00:01:13,811 --> 00:01:15,748 I've been running things on my own. 33 00:01:16,971 --> 00:01:20,033 I know it's a small store, but he built it. 34 00:01:20,115 --> 00:01:21,814 You know, it reminds me of him. 35 00:01:22,596 --> 00:01:24,981 I just don't know how much longer I can keep it going. 36 00:01:25,104 --> 00:01:27,036 Value!More opens tomorrow. 37 00:01:27,236 --> 00:01:29,636 There's three already in spitting distance. 38 00:01:29,864 --> 00:01:32,457 All those neighborhoods became a ghost town within a year. 39 00:01:32,623 --> 00:01:35,900 Mom-and-pop stores closed up, and the folks just left. 40 00:01:35,901 --> 00:01:37,450 Why do you think the city's in on it? 41 00:01:37,451 --> 00:01:39,433 Because Value!More got the property re-zoned 42 00:01:39,434 --> 00:01:41,027 without even a public hearing. 43 00:01:41,526 --> 00:01:44,467 We found out too late they had already bought the building. 44 00:01:45,326 --> 00:01:46,838 That makes it tougher to stop them. 45 00:01:46,839 --> 00:01:48,232 I mean, that ship has sailed. 46 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,548 Well, now stores like mine 47 00:01:49,549 --> 00:01:52,351 are getting hit with trumped-up city fines. 48 00:01:52,614 --> 00:01:54,557 Somebody's definitely getting their palm greased. 49 00:01:54,558 --> 00:01:56,504 What they're doing is, they're pushing people around. 50 00:01:56,505 --> 00:01:57,777 They want you to take notice. 51 00:01:57,778 --> 00:01:59,718 Some people are excited about it. 52 00:02:00,193 --> 00:02:02,664 They have no idea what it's gonna do to our town. 53 00:02:03,196 --> 00:02:04,214 Little towns like ours -- 54 00:02:04,215 --> 00:02:06,140 there's something special about them. 55 00:02:06,301 --> 00:02:07,592 Once that's gone, 56 00:02:07,882 --> 00:02:09,683 I just don't think we can get it back. 57 00:02:12,805 --> 00:02:14,412 It's so cute here. 58 00:02:14,413 --> 00:02:16,785 Ms. Cowan, did you know Apple Springs 59 00:02:16,786 --> 00:02:19,019 is home to the nation's largest garden gnome? 60 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:20,354 First, yawn. 61 00:02:20,355 --> 00:02:22,284 Second, we are not here to sight-see, Abigail. 62 00:02:22,285 --> 00:02:23,279 We are here to work. 63 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,396 Yeah, it's Anna. 64 00:02:24,397 --> 00:02:25,424 And, Ms. Cowan, 65 00:02:25,425 --> 00:02:28,387 I just wanted to say what an honor it is to work with you. 66 00:02:28,388 --> 00:02:30,071 You're the best regional team leader 67 00:02:30,072 --> 00:02:31,666 Value!More has ever had. 68 00:02:32,551 --> 00:02:34,054 What are you thinking about? 69 00:02:35,126 --> 00:02:36,289 Pharmacy. 70 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:38,077 I give it two months. 71 00:02:38,968 --> 00:02:40,902 Bakery -- three weeks, tops. 72 00:02:41,281 --> 00:02:42,950 Candy shoppe with an "e." 73 00:02:43,951 --> 00:02:45,378 Oh, grocery. 74 00:02:45,379 --> 00:02:46,798 This is a toughie. 75 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:48,393 Hanging on for dear life. 76 00:02:48,740 --> 00:02:49,870 Sweet, huh? 77 00:02:50,249 --> 00:02:51,391 Bye-bye. 78 00:02:53,890 --> 00:02:56,141 Man, she's a beauty, don't you think? 79 00:02:56,230 --> 00:02:58,261 No, I'm not gonna miss this. 80 00:02:59,618 --> 00:03:01,036 Look, you've got the right to know. 81 00:03:01,037 --> 00:03:03,640 I've decided this is going to be my final business trip. 82 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:05,865 Oh, my God. You're quitting. 83 00:03:05,866 --> 00:03:06,740 Please. 84 00:03:06,741 --> 00:03:10,172 I have been on the road for Value!More for 15 years -- 15. 85 00:03:10,173 --> 00:03:11,911 I'm tired of the airplane food, 86 00:03:11,912 --> 00:03:14,002 the hotel bedbugs, and the jet lag. 87 00:03:14,126 --> 00:03:15,105 There's a corner office 88 00:03:15,106 --> 00:03:16,765 and a parking space at corporate with my name on it -- 89 00:03:16,766 --> 00:03:18,077 or there soon will be. 90 00:03:18,078 --> 00:03:19,543 And you're gonna help me get it. 91 00:03:20,276 --> 00:03:21,166 I am? 92 00:03:21,843 --> 00:03:23,138 In two weeks, we're gonna have this place 93 00:03:23,139 --> 00:03:25,281 up and running like a well-oiled machine. 94 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,780 Apple Springs won't know what hit it. 95 00:03:27,998 --> 00:03:28,890 Okay. 96 00:03:28,915 --> 00:03:34,215 Subtitles edited by Ehhhhtozebec 97 00:03:34,498 --> 00:03:38,077 So, yeah, I'm casting the new season -- "Devereaux." 98 00:03:38,078 --> 00:03:39,707 I'm gonna be the new Stanislavsky. 99 00:03:39,708 --> 00:03:40,582 Well, it's amazing, 100 00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:42,856 except that Devereaux's not even your real name. 101 00:03:42,905 --> 00:03:44,278 Pff! Details. 102 00:03:44,351 --> 00:03:45,798 You're not listening to what I'm saying. 103 00:03:45,799 --> 00:03:48,947 I'm talking about saving a small town. 104 00:03:49,257 --> 00:03:50,089 From what? 105 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:51,070 What's -- what's going on? 106 00:03:51,071 --> 00:03:51,989 Eliot found us a client, 107 00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:53,379 but Hardison doesn't think it's a client. 108 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:54,575 It's not a client. 109 00:03:54,576 --> 00:03:55,568 Look. 110 00:03:56,954 --> 00:03:59,146 A big-box store is gonna destroy a small town, 111 00:03:59,147 --> 00:04:00,704 and I want to save it -- Is that not what we do? 112 00:04:00,705 --> 00:04:01,924 Value!More? 113 00:04:01,925 --> 00:04:03,978 It's -- it's a huge brand. 114 00:04:03,979 --> 00:04:06,361 They started with one store, and they grew like a weed. 115 00:04:06,362 --> 00:04:08,024 It's an American dream. 116 00:04:08,025 --> 00:04:09,420 Each store is ginormous. 117 00:04:09,421 --> 00:04:11,815 I mean, they probably supply hundreds of jobs. 118 00:04:11,816 --> 00:04:13,401 And thanks to their low prices, 119 00:04:13,402 --> 00:04:15,962 my Nana was able to feed all us kids when money was tight, 120 00:04:15,963 --> 00:04:17,757 and money was always tight. 121 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,116 So what are you saying about the people who shop there? 122 00:04:20,117 --> 00:04:21,636 I'm saying they were lied to, all right? 123 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:23,311 This family-friendly act is all bull-- 124 00:04:23,312 --> 00:04:24,354 No, he's -- he's right. 125 00:04:24,355 --> 00:04:26,543 I've had Value!More on my radar for a while. 126 00:04:26,544 --> 00:04:28,029 What they do is, they bribe local governments 127 00:04:28,030 --> 00:04:29,739 for tax and real-estate subsidies. 128 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:30,594 Look, and you're right. 129 00:04:30,595 --> 00:04:32,084 A new store will make new jobs, okay? 130 00:04:32,085 --> 00:04:34,215 But it also kills all the mom-and-pop shops, 131 00:04:34,216 --> 00:04:36,033 and that hurts the town double. 132 00:04:36,034 --> 00:04:38,572 Not to mention all the factory jobs that are outsourced to -- 133 00:04:38,573 --> 00:04:39,965 to foreign sweatshops. 134 00:04:39,966 --> 00:04:42,507 Now, full-time workers should get health insurance, right? 135 00:04:42,508 --> 00:04:44,761 Well, to get around that, Value!More -- 136 00:04:44,798 --> 00:04:46,852 they don't even offer full-time jobs. 137 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:49,169 Wait. If they're so bad, why haven't we hit them yet? 138 00:04:49,170 --> 00:04:50,313 'Cause they're too big. 139 00:04:50,314 --> 00:04:51,309 "Too big." 140 00:04:52,134 --> 00:04:54,275 We overthrew a government in a foreign country. 141 00:04:54,276 --> 00:04:55,709 A small foreign country. 142 00:04:55,710 --> 00:04:58,426 Look, Value!More, what they earn in a year -- 143 00:04:58,427 --> 00:05:02,372 it trumps the GDP of most first-world nations. 144 00:05:02,681 --> 00:05:05,097 And they're gonna have an army of executives. 145 00:05:05,098 --> 00:05:05,696 Exactly. 146 00:05:05,697 --> 00:05:08,360 So there's no single weak spot to target. 147 00:05:08,472 --> 00:05:11,216 I mean, you can't just take down the entire company. 148 00:05:16,114 --> 00:05:17,641 All right, then one store. 149 00:05:18,833 --> 00:05:19,924 This store. 150 00:05:24,186 --> 00:05:25,375 You'd -- you'd have to... 151 00:05:27,063 --> 00:05:28,443 You'd have to nip it in the bud, though. 152 00:05:28,444 --> 00:05:30,109 I mean, you know, you'd have to close the store 153 00:05:30,110 --> 00:05:31,283 before it even opened. 154 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:35,082 And when is it opening? 155 00:05:38,603 --> 00:05:39,502 Tomorrow. 156 00:05:40,725 --> 00:05:41,687 Tomorrow? 157 00:05:44,628 --> 00:05:46,753 Okay. Better move fast. 158 00:05:46,988 --> 00:05:48,809 Is anybody thinking here?! 159 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:50,600 We are selling hot dogs! So what do we need?! 160 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:51,954 We need ketchup, mustard, relish! 161 00:05:51,955 --> 00:05:53,687 - Go! - Oh, sure, Ms. Cowan. Uh, uh -- 162 00:05:53,688 --> 00:05:54,743 go! 163 00:05:54,886 --> 00:05:57,026 Hardison, there's a woman running the show here. 164 00:05:57,161 --> 00:05:58,618 She's not on the roster. 165 00:06:02,384 --> 00:06:04,235 That's because she doesn't work in apple Springs. 166 00:06:04,236 --> 00:06:05,808 She was sent by corporate. 167 00:06:06,071 --> 00:06:08,834 Caroline Cowan, regional team leader. 168 00:06:08,849 --> 00:06:09,992 Company veteran. 169 00:06:09,993 --> 00:06:12,949 She moves from store to store and gets them up and running. 170 00:06:12,950 --> 00:06:14,858 Well, she's the one to look out for. 171 00:06:14,912 --> 00:06:16,750 We'll set up surveillance on her. 172 00:06:20,483 --> 00:06:21,654 Fancy digs. 173 00:06:21,838 --> 00:06:23,913 Oh. Well, that's one thing Value!More's good at 174 00:06:23,914 --> 00:06:24,968 is pinching pennies. 175 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:27,820 Okay, guys, there's only three Value!More stores 176 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,340 that have ever closed in the past. 177 00:06:29,341 --> 00:06:31,385 The first one was over a land dispute. 178 00:06:31,386 --> 00:06:33,578 So that will be our way in. 179 00:06:37,905 --> 00:06:39,234 Oh, they don't wash these, do they? 180 00:06:39,235 --> 00:06:40,390 No, no. Okay. 181 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:45,941 Yes, Ms. Cowan. 182 00:06:45,942 --> 00:06:48,258 Taking your luggage to your room right now -- room 32. 183 00:06:48,334 --> 00:06:49,126 Okay. 184 00:06:49,127 --> 00:06:51,143 You're gonna be playing Dr. Ellie Sattler, 185 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,400 ex-pat, environmental activist. 186 00:06:53,401 --> 00:06:55,171 Hmm? What? 187 00:06:55,172 --> 00:06:56,252 I have to -- what? 188 00:06:56,253 --> 00:06:57,396 Are you serious? 189 00:06:57,397 --> 00:06:58,405 Mm-hmm. No. 190 00:06:58,406 --> 00:07:00,883 People study for like years to learn this stuff, 191 00:07:00,884 --> 00:07:02,920 and you want me to do it in like 20 minutes? 192 00:07:02,921 --> 00:07:05,011 "Eryth-ocroc-ra-tes... 193 00:07:05,012 --> 00:07:07,119 Erythrocytes. ...Glomerul-- aliq...wot. 194 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,024 Aliquot. 195 00:07:08,025 --> 00:07:09,156 It's probably not even a real -- 196 00:07:09,157 --> 00:07:11,713 it's, like, names of dinosaurs or something. 197 00:07:11,714 --> 00:07:13,194 Dinosaurs were real. 198 00:07:17,485 --> 00:07:19,269 There. Now you finally got it. 199 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:20,102 Gudong. 200 00:07:20,914 --> 00:07:22,437 G-gudong? 201 00:07:23,011 --> 00:07:24,300 It means "shareholder." 202 00:07:24,301 --> 00:07:25,507 I'm practicing my mandarin. 203 00:07:25,508 --> 00:07:27,388 Someday, Value!More's gonna reach across the globe, 204 00:07:27,389 --> 00:07:29,314 and when they do, I'm their gal. 205 00:07:30,201 --> 00:07:31,699 No more of this podunk, U.S.A. 206 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,095 I'll be running China. 207 00:07:33,736 --> 00:07:35,194 That's really exciting. 208 00:07:35,253 --> 00:07:36,852 But who is that? 209 00:07:45,019 --> 00:07:46,069 Hi, there. 210 00:07:46,070 --> 00:07:47,436 Excuse me, miss, 211 00:07:47,437 --> 00:07:49,106 what do you reckon you're doing here? 212 00:07:49,551 --> 00:07:51,135 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 213 00:07:51,503 --> 00:07:54,409 Well, you see, I was just coming to see you. 214 00:07:54,489 --> 00:07:55,318 About what? 215 00:07:55,319 --> 00:07:59,882 Uh, because you and I and everybody in that store... 216 00:08:01,313 --> 00:08:03,804 Are slowly being poisoned to death. 217 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:18,327 Not good. 218 00:08:18,901 --> 00:08:20,635 Just as I suspected. 219 00:08:21,053 --> 00:08:22,919 Yep. Right. 220 00:08:23,410 --> 00:08:24,901 You're gonna need one of these, 221 00:08:24,902 --> 00:08:26,717 and you're gonna need one of -- 222 00:08:27,197 --> 00:08:29,030 Do you know what cadmium is? 223 00:08:29,031 --> 00:08:30,595 No, I didn't think so. 224 00:08:30,596 --> 00:08:32,683 It's a chemical byproduct of silver mining. 225 00:08:32,684 --> 00:08:34,360 It's devastatingly toxic. 226 00:08:34,361 --> 00:08:36,821 This building sits on the remains of an old mine. 227 00:08:36,822 --> 00:08:38,283 The site's contaminated. 228 00:08:38,449 --> 00:08:39,433 Really? 229 00:08:39,458 --> 00:08:41,087 We had a full environmental survey done. 230 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,280 Why, yes, you did, 231 00:08:42,281 --> 00:08:44,081 but then you fixed up the parking lot 232 00:08:44,082 --> 00:08:45,871 and you disturbed all that lovely soil. 233 00:08:45,872 --> 00:08:46,684 No, no, no, no, no. 234 00:08:46,685 --> 00:08:47,926 You're gonna have to shut down the store. 235 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:48,798 No. 236 00:08:48,799 --> 00:08:50,188 We're scheduled to open tomorrow. 237 00:08:50,189 --> 00:08:51,763 Do you have a fever, Ms. Cowan? 238 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:53,710 A stuffy nose? A rash? 239 00:08:53,711 --> 00:08:54,891 The loss of taste? 240 00:08:54,892 --> 00:08:57,591 We call it the cadmium blues. 241 00:08:58,203 --> 00:08:59,918 Pretty soon -- mm-hmm -- 242 00:08:59,919 --> 00:09:02,711 everyone around here is gonna be having those symptoms. 243 00:09:03,092 --> 00:09:04,629 You know what this reminds me of? 244 00:09:04,630 --> 00:09:06,419 The love canal disaster. 245 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,397 The E.P.A.'s gonna be all over this. 246 00:09:09,644 --> 00:09:11,257 Doc, I'd like you off my property. 247 00:09:11,258 --> 00:09:13,667 Well, you may not care about public safety, 248 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:16,183 but the city council will. 249 00:09:18,883 --> 00:09:20,120 Ugh! Come on. 250 00:09:20,121 --> 00:09:20,839 Cadmium? 251 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,169 The whole store is poisoned. 252 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:23,039 What are we gonna do? 253 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,883 First, take off that stupid mask. 254 00:09:25,422 --> 00:09:26,762 If the E.P.A. hears about this, 255 00:09:26,763 --> 00:09:29,543 they're gonna shut us down for weeks of testing -- weeks. 256 00:09:29,544 --> 00:09:30,937 But the results could come back clean. 257 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,845 Even if they do, do you think a single soccer mom 258 00:09:32,846 --> 00:09:33,972 is gonna step foot in here 259 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:35,457 when she hears the gossip from her bridge club 260 00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:37,774 about men in biohazard suits? 261 00:09:38,554 --> 00:09:40,594 No, this is about public perception. 262 00:09:40,637 --> 00:09:41,800 Get me corporate on the phone. 263 00:09:41,801 --> 00:09:42,730 Yes, ma'am. 264 00:09:44,827 --> 00:09:45,958 Next on the agenda 265 00:09:45,959 --> 00:09:49,449 is a presentation by Dr. Eleanor Sattler. 266 00:09:50,784 --> 00:09:53,740 But first, a special guest -- 267 00:09:53,741 --> 00:09:57,323 Ms. Caroline Cowan from our newest neighbor, Value!More. 268 00:09:57,324 --> 00:09:58,001 Um... Cowan: Excuse me. 269 00:09:58,002 --> 00:09:59,510 Thank you, Mr. mayor, 270 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:02,653 council members, fine citizens. 271 00:10:02,654 --> 00:10:06,711 I am here tonight to thank you for welcoming our little store 272 00:10:06,712 --> 00:10:09,459 into your town and into your hearts. 273 00:10:09,815 --> 00:10:11,374 Nate, what's she doing? 274 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:12,529 Stand by, Sophie. 275 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:15,407 Your town cherishes strong community values, 276 00:10:15,408 --> 00:10:16,710 just like Value!More does. 277 00:10:16,711 --> 00:10:19,179 And we consider ourselves a family for a reason. 278 00:10:19,180 --> 00:10:21,538 Because when it's time to circle the wagons, 279 00:10:21,826 --> 00:10:23,602 families protect each other. 280 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:26,375 That is why I feel it is my responsibility 281 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,432 to tell you something very disturbing 282 00:10:28,433 --> 00:10:30,347 that I discovered about your town. 283 00:10:30,943 --> 00:10:33,479 Uh, Nate, something's wrong. 284 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,178 There's one. And there's another one. 285 00:10:36,179 --> 00:10:37,232 That's -- thank -- thank you. 286 00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:39,193 That's very, very super-helpful, babe. 287 00:10:39,194 --> 00:10:40,207 Thank you. Yeah. 288 00:10:42,088 --> 00:10:44,855 Guys, Sophie's aliases have been flagged online. 289 00:10:44,866 --> 00:10:45,897 By who? 290 00:10:46,263 --> 00:10:47,919 Everyone. Look -- there's three more. 291 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:49,366 That's -- uh, thank you, babe. 292 00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:50,834 We -- we see. We... 293 00:10:52,859 --> 00:10:54,234 Mr. mayor, did you know 294 00:10:54,235 --> 00:10:58,996 you have a wanted eco-terrorist living in your midst? 295 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,060 That's terrible. Impossible. 296 00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:04,847 Among Dr. Sattler's long litany of radical protests 297 00:11:04,848 --> 00:11:07,932 are the arson fire of a Nigerian oil field 298 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:11,391 and the bombing of a Japanese S.U.V. factory, 299 00:11:11,392 --> 00:11:14,637 in which three innocent men were killed. 300 00:11:14,905 --> 00:11:15,464 What?! 301 00:11:15,465 --> 00:11:16,450 Yes, I know. 302 00:11:16,451 --> 00:11:17,717 Shocking, isn't it? 303 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,833 Nate, I think I've overstayed my welcome. 304 00:11:20,168 --> 00:11:22,082 Hardison, a little help, please. 305 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,184 I'm working on it. 306 00:11:25,308 --> 00:11:26,162 Go. 307 00:11:26,571 --> 00:11:29,608 Acts of violence, sabotage, 308 00:11:29,609 --> 00:11:31,890 all in the name of saving the earth. 309 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:32,924 My friends, 310 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:36,835 can we really trust anything she has to say here tonight? 311 00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:38,242 Woman: What's that? 312 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,261 That's the fire alarm. 313 00:11:41,081 --> 00:11:42,030 How's that? 314 00:11:45,563 --> 00:11:46,512 Subtle. 315 00:11:48,157 --> 00:11:49,944 Ugh! Great. 316 00:11:50,122 --> 00:11:53,984 You know, I spent all day memorizing metall-othi-o-nein, 317 00:11:53,985 --> 00:11:56,158 metall-othi-o-nein. 318 00:11:56,159 --> 00:11:58,105 Guys, Sophie's alias was airtight 319 00:11:58,106 --> 00:12:01,350 until Value!More forged a dozen online articles to destroy it. 320 00:12:01,351 --> 00:12:03,130 Hey, that's our trick. I know. 321 00:12:03,131 --> 00:12:05,287 How far is she gonna go to protect her store? 322 00:12:05,288 --> 00:12:06,223 Well, we'll find out. 323 00:12:06,224 --> 00:12:08,280 You remember I said Value!More closed three of its stores? 324 00:12:08,281 --> 00:12:10,345 The second one was because of a union scare. 325 00:12:10,346 --> 00:12:12,448 Oh. It'd set a legal precedent. 326 00:12:12,449 --> 00:12:14,375 They'd have to unionize all the stores. 327 00:12:14,376 --> 00:12:16,118 Caroline would, uh, shut down her store 328 00:12:16,119 --> 00:12:18,198 rather than the risk the entire company. 329 00:12:23,183 --> 00:12:25,505 Can I get a "good morning, Value!More"? 330 00:12:25,506 --> 00:12:27,379 Good morning, Value!More! 331 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,111 And who's Value!More? 332 00:12:29,171 --> 00:12:30,692 We're Value!More! 333 00:12:30,693 --> 00:12:32,460 And what's Value!More? 334 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:33,703 The best! 335 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,442 This reminds me of north Korea. 336 00:12:36,499 --> 00:12:37,911 Come on, Eliot, shake it. 337 00:12:37,912 --> 00:12:39,237 Give me some soul! 338 00:12:39,357 --> 00:12:41,221 Are you dancing? I hate you. 339 00:12:46,505 --> 00:12:48,643 Welcome to Value!More. 340 00:13:00,468 --> 00:13:01,745 You got to be kidding me. 341 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,485 First paycheck, huh? 342 00:13:03,962 --> 00:13:05,669 They think we can live off of this? 343 00:13:05,670 --> 00:13:07,233 It seems most folks are working here 344 00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:09,077 just till they can find something better. 345 00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:15,338 Tell you what -- there's a meeting tonight. 346 00:13:15,356 --> 00:13:17,431 This guy says he can change things. 347 00:13:18,819 --> 00:13:19,762 You in? 348 00:13:20,212 --> 00:13:22,157 I'd sure like to hear what he has to say. 349 00:13:22,158 --> 00:13:23,883 All right, good deal. Okay. 350 00:13:24,896 --> 00:13:25,750 You all right? 351 00:13:26,103 --> 00:13:28,396 Yeah. These didn't used to be so heavy. 352 00:13:29,303 --> 00:13:30,606 You wouldn't think it, 353 00:13:30,607 --> 00:13:33,004 but I actually used to own a hardware store. 354 00:13:33,025 --> 00:13:34,104 You're kidding me. 355 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:36,070 Yeah. You and my old man. 356 00:13:36,071 --> 00:13:37,606 Really? Yeah. 357 00:13:37,607 --> 00:13:39,129 I'll tell you -- he could tell you where everything was 358 00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:40,179 before you even walked in the 359 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:41,212 store -- he'd tell you exactly what you needed, 360 00:13:41,213 --> 00:13:44,038 and he knew where every bolt, nut, and washer was in that place. 361 00:13:44,498 --> 00:13:45,703 Why'd you lose your store? 362 00:13:45,704 --> 00:13:47,072 Oh, I shut her down. 363 00:13:47,414 --> 00:13:49,530 No use trying to compete with Value!More. 364 00:13:49,531 --> 00:13:51,969 It's -- it's a young man's game. 365 00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:53,472 With the diabetes, 366 00:13:53,489 --> 00:13:55,988 I'm not as quick on my feet as I used to be. 367 00:13:57,101 --> 00:13:58,390 You new in town? 368 00:13:58,391 --> 00:14:01,083 I could have sworn I knew everyone around here. 369 00:14:01,084 --> 00:14:02,817 I'm just passing through, actually. 370 00:14:02,818 --> 00:14:04,200 Oh. Archer. 371 00:14:04,907 --> 00:14:05,437 Right. 372 00:14:05,438 --> 00:14:06,289 Martin. Martin. 373 00:14:06,419 --> 00:14:07,765 Nice to meet you. Good to meet you, man. 374 00:14:07,766 --> 00:14:08,943 Let me help you with these. 375 00:14:15,949 --> 00:14:16,748 What do you got? 376 00:14:16,749 --> 00:14:18,663 Oh, got to keep my blood sugar up. 377 00:14:18,664 --> 00:14:20,561 My wife's secret recipe. 378 00:14:20,562 --> 00:14:21,473 You want some? 379 00:14:21,474 --> 00:14:22,890 No, thanks, but you enjoy. 380 00:14:22,891 --> 00:14:25,051 Hey, Martin, those 12-packs of fabric softener 381 00:14:25,052 --> 00:14:26,966 are just flying off the shelves. 382 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,454 Look, can you grab some more from the stock room A.S.A.P.? 383 00:14:29,455 --> 00:14:31,540 I-I would, but I'm on my break. 384 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:32,785 It's a busy day, big guy. 385 00:14:32,786 --> 00:14:34,788 Could really use you to take one for the team. 386 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,680 Sorry. Keep your seat, Martin. 387 00:14:36,681 --> 00:14:38,050 I got it. I'll take care of this one. 388 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:41,881 Hey, uh, let's keep this off the clock, okay? 389 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,396 And tuck your shirt in. 390 00:15:00,970 --> 00:15:02,235 I don't understand. 391 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:05,950 Pickup game -- that's code for union meeting. 392 00:15:05,951 --> 00:15:07,175 We got a traitor inside. 393 00:15:07,176 --> 00:15:09,149 We got to nip this in the bud, "toot sweet." 394 00:15:16,545 --> 00:15:19,233 Okay, Eliot, I caught some new wireless feeds from the store. 395 00:15:19,234 --> 00:15:21,545 Looks like they're putting up surveillance cameras. 396 00:15:24,697 --> 00:15:26,484 I will not have corporate thinking 397 00:15:26,485 --> 00:15:28,767 I let some union fester under my nose. 398 00:15:28,768 --> 00:15:32,080 So we are gonna have to find whoever did this ourselves. 399 00:15:33,994 --> 00:15:35,076 Look. 400 00:15:43,437 --> 00:15:44,987 You want me to bring him up here? Hello? 401 00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:47,289 Never kill a rat if you can follow him instead. 402 00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:49,016 He's gonna lead us right to his nest. 403 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:07,520 Yeah? 404 00:16:16,812 --> 00:16:17,528 How's it going -- 405 00:16:17,529 --> 00:16:19,057 uh, the recruitment and everything? 406 00:16:19,058 --> 00:16:20,497 Any new takers? 407 00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:22,388 We got more than a few. 408 00:16:22,475 --> 00:16:24,462 That's good. Good, good, good. Yeah. 409 00:16:24,463 --> 00:16:25,708 Is anyone onto you? 410 00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:26,932 I don't think so. 411 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:28,974 But I have a feeling if I get caught, 412 00:16:28,975 --> 00:16:30,553 I'm gonna get fired, won't I? 413 00:16:31,195 --> 00:16:32,590 Legally, they can't do that. 414 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:34,163 They'll find some other way, you know, 415 00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:35,196 to do that sort of thing. 416 00:16:35,197 --> 00:16:36,229 But, uh, hang in there, 417 00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:38,558 because we are about to make history. 418 00:16:52,673 --> 00:16:53,978 You got a lot of nerve. 419 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:56,205 Yeah, well, my, uh, mother -- 420 00:16:56,837 --> 00:16:58,632 she used to say the same thing. 421 00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:00,978 Well, I'm only gonna say this to you once. 422 00:17:01,116 --> 00:17:03,229 Stay away from my employees. 423 00:17:03,425 --> 00:17:04,705 Oh, fat chance. 424 00:17:04,706 --> 00:17:06,137 It's not going to work. 425 00:17:06,138 --> 00:17:08,353 Yes, it will work, yeah. And the beauty of it is, 426 00:17:08,354 --> 00:17:10,480 is there's not a damn thing you can do about it. 427 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,247 Like some salad? 428 00:17:18,278 --> 00:17:20,747 Hey, man, that, uh, stuff about your pop 429 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,357 owning the hardware shop, man -- 430 00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:25,024 is that real or is that just an alias riff? 431 00:17:27,497 --> 00:17:28,403 Okay. 432 00:17:36,462 --> 00:17:38,262 It was more like a hole-in-the-wall... 433 00:17:40,641 --> 00:17:42,697 ...tools stacked up to the ceiling. 434 00:17:44,242 --> 00:17:45,976 There was method in his madness, though. 435 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,901 He knew that place like the back of his hand. 436 00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:51,485 Did you two work it together? 437 00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:56,142 Yeah, he wanted me to run the damn joint. 438 00:17:57,886 --> 00:18:00,766 But I wanted to get out, change the world, 439 00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:03,667 needed to get out of there. 440 00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:09,865 I joined the service when I was 18, and, well, that was it. 441 00:18:11,284 --> 00:18:12,988 When was the last time you were back? 442 00:18:18,152 --> 00:18:20,996 We had a fight the night before I left. 443 00:18:26,754 --> 00:18:27,633 So...this town -- 444 00:18:27,634 --> 00:18:29,225 this town's a lot like that. 445 00:18:29,226 --> 00:18:30,280 It's small. It's -- 446 00:18:30,281 --> 00:18:31,882 You think you're such a hot shot. 447 00:18:31,883 --> 00:18:34,385 Don't you have anything better to do than rabble-rouse, 448 00:18:34,386 --> 00:18:36,650 or did you get rejected from all the real jobs? 449 00:18:36,771 --> 00:18:40,999 You know...an NLRB rep is just waiting for my call. 450 00:18:41,045 --> 00:18:43,857 As soon as I get 30% of your workers to sign the union cards, 451 00:18:43,858 --> 00:18:44,922 and that rep is gonna get on 452 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,748 a plane and come down here and supervise a vote. 453 00:18:46,749 --> 00:18:48,202 When pigs fly. 454 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:51,786 Sure you don't want some of this? 455 00:18:51,787 --> 00:18:53,179 It's delicious. How about a cherry tomato? 456 00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,792 Get off my damn property. 457 00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:59,223 If I remember right, don't you allow -- Oh, no. 458 00:18:59,224 --> 00:19:02,375 Don't you encourage Value!More customers 459 00:19:02,376 --> 00:19:04,378 to park their R.V.s on your property? 460 00:19:04,379 --> 00:19:05,404 Yeah, but you got to be a customer, 461 00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,292 and to be a customer, you got to buy something. 462 00:19:11,387 --> 00:19:12,824 Guy's got to eat. 463 00:19:18,264 --> 00:19:19,850 You see, that's -- that's why collective bargaining 464 00:19:19,851 --> 00:19:21,007 gives you the power. 465 00:19:21,008 --> 00:19:21,909 It's right there, see? 466 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,404 Turn the tables on Value!More 467 00:19:23,405 --> 00:19:24,983 so they'll know that you mean business, 468 00:19:24,984 --> 00:19:27,979 'cause only then will they start to listen, okay? 469 00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:29,527 Just read about it right there. 470 00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,330 Eliot, so, where'd you find these people? 471 00:19:31,331 --> 00:19:33,334 Two words -- free beer. 472 00:19:36,948 --> 00:19:38,797 Why wasn't I invited to this party? 473 00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:40,853 I'm sorry. Is this a private event? 474 00:19:40,854 --> 00:19:42,987 Hey, listen, everybody, there's no reason to be afraid. 475 00:19:42,988 --> 00:19:45,813 It's okay. It's all right, everybody, all right? 476 00:19:45,814 --> 00:19:46,576 Ms. Cowan here -- 477 00:19:46,577 --> 00:19:48,339 she can't legally punish you for being here. 478 00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:49,518 Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. 479 00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:51,079 Please, go on. Thank you. 480 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,257 Here's the thing -- I've been where you are. 481 00:19:54,258 --> 00:19:56,416 And -- and I know what you're thinking. 482 00:19:56,417 --> 00:19:58,489 I know what you're asking -- the whole thing about jobs. 483 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,691 In this economy, just to have a job -- 484 00:20:00,692 --> 00:20:03,347 any job is better than no job at all. 485 00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:05,878 And you'll pretty much do anything to hold on to that job, right? 486 00:20:05,879 --> 00:20:08,266 Including working through your lunches, 487 00:20:08,267 --> 00:20:10,407 working through your shifts, go off the books. Why? 488 00:20:10,408 --> 00:20:13,929 Because you know if the squeaky wheel doesn't get oiled, 489 00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:16,139 it gets fired -- you've seen it. 490 00:20:16,468 --> 00:20:18,898 Well, I'm here to remind you that you deserve better. 491 00:20:19,115 --> 00:20:20,219 You don't have to live in fear anymore. 492 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,044 You don't have to be 493 00:20:21,084 --> 00:20:23,608 the little David going up against the corporate Goliath -- 494 00:20:24,739 --> 00:20:25,740 all alone. 495 00:20:25,969 --> 00:20:27,831 The union is your slingshot... 496 00:20:28,454 --> 00:20:31,365 To bring down the corporate giant. 497 00:20:35,786 --> 00:20:37,142 -And the other thing about all... -May I say something? 498 00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:38,245 I'm sorry? Excuse me? What? 499 00:20:38,246 --> 00:20:39,866 May I -- may I say something? 500 00:20:40,409 --> 00:20:41,304 Oh, absolutely, yes. 501 00:20:41,305 --> 00:20:42,750 Anybody can say anything. 502 00:20:44,183 --> 00:20:45,396 My friends... 503 00:20:46,470 --> 00:20:49,485 I am wounded that you would take any of your job concerns 504 00:20:49,556 --> 00:20:51,866 to a stranger instead of coming directly to me. 505 00:20:52,146 --> 00:20:52,862 Oh, really? 506 00:20:52,863 --> 00:20:54,514 You're "wounded" --? That surprises you? 507 00:20:54,515 --> 00:20:56,944 I mean, after you fostered a corporate environment 508 00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:59,541 in which your -- your workers are afraid. 509 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,093 Afraid of what? 510 00:21:01,581 --> 00:21:02,718 We wouldn't hurt a fly. 511 00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:03,739 Well... 512 00:21:04,165 --> 00:21:05,299 But he is right about one thing. 513 00:21:05,810 --> 00:21:07,850 These are tough, tough times. 514 00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:10,125 And the only way we are gonna get through this 515 00:21:10,126 --> 00:21:11,998 is if we stick together. 516 00:21:12,075 --> 00:21:14,423 And a union only wants to tear us apart, 517 00:21:14,424 --> 00:21:18,415 but I will not let anyone or anything come between us. 518 00:21:18,906 --> 00:21:20,842 Because all the union wants to do 519 00:21:21,237 --> 00:21:23,870 is take money out of your pockets. 520 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:25,554 But what am I gonna do? 521 00:21:25,648 --> 00:21:27,267 Put money back into your pockets. 522 00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:31,340 30% off everything in the store for the next month. 523 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:32,711 - Shameless. - And... 524 00:21:32,712 --> 00:21:36,030 I'm throwing a barbecue for everyone in town. 525 00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:40,568 Because -- because, you guys, we are a family. 526 00:21:41,730 --> 00:21:42,654 Who is Value!More? 527 00:21:43,726 --> 00:21:44,862 We're Value!More! 528 00:21:44,863 --> 00:21:46,975 And what is Value!More? 529 00:21:46,976 --> 00:21:48,172 The best! 530 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:57,208 - Thank you, Ms. Cowan. - Thank you. 531 00:21:57,209 --> 00:21:58,504 Hey, thanks, Ms. Cowan. 532 00:21:58,781 --> 00:22:00,845 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 533 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,026 So, how was that for your 30%? 534 00:22:09,004 --> 00:22:10,231 Bar is closed. 535 00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:16,335 Our track record's not looking so hot now, 536 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,529 thanks to Caroline, huh? 537 00:22:17,530 --> 00:22:20,480 Yeah. She's, uh... unbelievable. 538 00:22:20,497 --> 00:22:21,573 Unbelievable? 539 00:22:22,033 --> 00:22:24,943 She just used a basic brainwashing technique, 540 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:25,791 no panache. 541 00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:26,998 Eh, she's... 542 00:22:27,643 --> 00:22:30,845 Oh, look -- he likes her. 543 00:22:30,879 --> 00:22:32,808 No, I like the player, not the person. 544 00:22:33,024 --> 00:22:34,927 Listen, you said three stores have closed down -- 545 00:22:34,928 --> 00:22:36,636 one for toxic land, the other for the union. 546 00:22:36,637 --> 00:22:37,508 What was the third? 547 00:22:37,509 --> 00:22:38,540 Just a string of bad luck, 548 00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:39,604 a bunch of little things that added up 549 00:22:39,605 --> 00:22:40,964 to taking down their profits. 550 00:22:41,334 --> 00:22:43,955 But, I mean, it's not like we can make bad luck. 551 00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:46,531 Can't we? 552 00:22:54,931 --> 00:22:56,305 Let the games begin. 553 00:23:01,115 --> 00:23:01,931 Let's do it. 554 00:23:11,405 --> 00:23:13,276 Well, welcome, early birds. 555 00:23:14,045 --> 00:23:14,864 Oh. 556 00:23:16,669 --> 00:23:17,969 Hello. Ooh! All right. 557 00:23:18,187 --> 00:23:19,359 Out of my way! 558 00:23:20,096 --> 00:23:21,080 Ooh! 559 00:23:21,105 --> 00:23:21,741 Come on! 560 00:23:21,742 --> 00:23:25,643 Value more! 561 00:23:27,771 --> 00:23:30,173 We take your happiness! 562 00:23:30,174 --> 00:23:32,224 What in the hell is going on? 563 00:23:32,999 --> 00:23:34,295 I have no idea. 564 00:23:34,296 --> 00:23:35,296 All right, all right. 565 00:23:42,938 --> 00:23:43,631 Oh. 566 00:23:44,652 --> 00:23:46,503 - Hello. Did you find everything you were... - Yes. 567 00:23:50,139 --> 00:23:52,509 That'll be $999.99. 568 00:23:52,510 --> 00:23:54,249 Wait, wait. I have a coupon. 569 00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:55,212 Oh. 570 00:23:55,566 --> 00:23:56,497 Coupon. 571 00:23:59,131 --> 00:24:00,079 Whoo-hoo! 572 00:24:00,182 --> 00:24:02,954 Hot deal! $99.99! 573 00:24:02,955 --> 00:24:05,297 Excuse me. Where did you get that? 574 00:24:05,538 --> 00:24:07,869 It was in my e-mail. 575 00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:17,207 Fly, my pretties, fly. 576 00:24:18,262 --> 00:24:19,701 - Okay, everybody... - Oh, keep the change. 577 00:24:19,702 --> 00:24:21,283 Everybody, just stop. 578 00:24:21,567 --> 00:24:23,671 Stop for a second. Just stop. 579 00:24:26,188 --> 00:24:28,473 I swear, this is not the coupon that I sent. 580 00:24:28,474 --> 00:24:30,778 But the bar code matches the software, so it's valid, 581 00:24:30,779 --> 00:24:33,269 and that means that we have to honor it. 582 00:24:34,096 --> 00:24:34,993 Okay. 583 00:24:35,228 --> 00:24:36,141 Go ahead. Come on. 584 00:24:37,878 --> 00:24:39,147 Nice job, hardison. 585 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:41,653 Sophie, do your worst. 586 00:24:42,019 --> 00:24:43,041 My pleasure. 587 00:24:43,153 --> 00:24:45,899 Zachary, what's the first basic rule of improv? 588 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:48,103 Uh, always say "yes, and" to keep the scene moving forward. 589 00:24:48,104 --> 00:24:49,280 Good. And the second? 590 00:24:49,345 --> 00:24:50,693 Um, don't block. 591 00:24:50,919 --> 00:24:51,482 Exactly. 592 00:24:51,483 --> 00:24:54,281 Now, everybody, forget all that and synchronize your watches. 593 00:24:54,282 --> 00:24:56,412 We're saying no and we're blocking. 594 00:24:56,677 --> 00:24:57,764 Let's do this. 595 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:00,261 You're the best director ever. 596 00:25:00,579 --> 00:25:01,767 Thank you, Zachary. 597 00:25:05,326 --> 00:25:07,998 Nate, flash mob is a go. 598 00:25:22,846 --> 00:25:24,759 Excuse me. Are any of these detergents hypoallergenic? 599 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,798 Oh, I-I'm sorry. 600 00:25:25,799 --> 00:25:26,747 I don't work here. 601 00:25:26,868 --> 00:25:27,951 Oh, sorry about that. 602 00:25:28,858 --> 00:25:30,207 Excuse me, miss. Can anyone help me? 603 00:25:33,313 --> 00:25:34,935 Great customer service you got here, lady. 604 00:25:34,936 --> 00:25:35,743 Uh... 605 00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:37,380 Who are all these people? 606 00:25:38,332 --> 00:25:39,354 Hey, you! 607 00:25:40,586 --> 00:25:41,134 Do you work here? 608 00:25:41,135 --> 00:25:42,456 Uh...no. 609 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:43,959 Then get out. Get out! 610 00:25:44,179 --> 00:25:44,950 Great service! 611 00:25:44,951 --> 00:25:45,790 I'm done. 612 00:25:46,246 --> 00:25:47,413 Who are all these people? 613 00:25:47,522 --> 00:25:48,512 The worst! 614 00:25:49,472 --> 00:25:50,395 Hey. 615 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,397 I'm out of here. 616 00:25:52,156 --> 00:25:53,232 Unacceptable! 617 00:25:54,362 --> 00:25:55,495 Just lame. 618 00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:57,321 All right, good. See what else you guys can do. 619 00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:00,981 Hmm? 620 00:26:15,023 --> 00:26:16,765 Hey, tuck in that shirt for me. 621 00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:20,580 Hey, Martin, I need you to pick it up, 622 00:26:20,581 --> 00:26:22,060 unless you want to work during lunch, okay? 623 00:26:22,061 --> 00:26:23,136 Yeah. 624 00:26:30,013 --> 00:26:31,215 Hey, Martin! 625 00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:34,291 Call 911! 626 00:26:35,190 --> 00:26:36,114 Martin! 627 00:26:36,374 --> 00:26:37,505 You're gonna be okay. 628 00:26:37,506 --> 00:26:38,719 All right, all right. 629 00:26:38,758 --> 00:26:40,092 - Make sure and call his wife, okay? - Yeah. 630 00:26:40,093 --> 00:26:41,383 Feel better, Martin. 631 00:26:43,926 --> 00:26:45,381 All right, Eliot, stay on plan. 632 00:26:45,456 --> 00:26:46,372 We're not done yet. 633 00:26:47,467 --> 00:26:48,331 Eliot? 634 00:26:56,207 --> 00:26:57,299 Seriously? 635 00:26:57,593 --> 00:26:58,796 Not gonna tuck in your shirt? 636 00:26:58,856 --> 00:27:00,904 You made him work through his break again, didn't you? 637 00:27:01,413 --> 00:27:02,573 What? The old-timer? 638 00:27:02,574 --> 00:27:03,497 He'll be fine. 639 00:27:04,743 --> 00:27:06,022 We got a problem here, buddy? 640 00:27:06,023 --> 00:27:07,858 Bryan, you're a bully. 641 00:27:08,487 --> 00:27:10,373 You know how much I'd love to tear your arm off 642 00:27:10,374 --> 00:27:11,684 and feed it to you right now? 643 00:27:11,974 --> 00:27:14,808 But, you see, that would make me a bully, too. 644 00:27:15,227 --> 00:27:16,341 You see my dilemma? 645 00:27:21,270 --> 00:27:22,769 Bryan, I want you to listen to me, 646 00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:25,186 and I want you to try to understand. 647 00:27:25,349 --> 00:27:26,945 I can't feel my arm. I know. 648 00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:28,880 The only reason why I'm not throwing you 649 00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,386 into this soda machine 650 00:27:30,613 --> 00:27:32,421 is because Martin wouldn't want me to do it. 651 00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:35,106 You see, Martin is a good neighbor. 652 00:27:36,061 --> 00:27:38,200 You? You're not. 653 00:27:45,493 --> 00:27:46,992 You crazy bastard. 654 00:27:47,402 --> 00:27:48,313 You're fired. 655 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:04,857 Maybe the numbers won't be as bad as you think. 656 00:28:06,214 --> 00:28:07,338 Here's the day's sales, Ms. Cowan. 657 00:28:07,339 --> 00:28:08,620 Just burn it. 658 00:28:09,173 --> 00:28:10,147 Thank you. 659 00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:14,728 Caroline Cowan. 660 00:28:17,061 --> 00:28:18,015 Um... 661 00:28:18,845 --> 00:28:19,907 Mr. Halliward. 662 00:28:20,579 --> 00:28:22,264 Uh, uh, what a surprise. 663 00:28:22,330 --> 00:28:23,288 Ms. Cowan. 664 00:28:24,081 --> 00:28:25,906 Um, today's receipts, sir -- 665 00:28:25,907 --> 00:28:26,917 I can explain. 666 00:28:30,848 --> 00:28:32,953 Record sales? Really? 667 00:28:36,602 --> 00:28:37,789 Well, of course. 668 00:28:38,124 --> 00:28:40,514 Sir, the, uh, TVs were my idea. 669 00:28:41,003 --> 00:28:43,428 Uh, I mean, I realize it's a little unconventional, 670 00:28:43,821 --> 00:28:45,125 but I'm glad you approve. 671 00:28:46,615 --> 00:28:47,736 Wonderful. 672 00:28:48,735 --> 00:28:50,338 Well, we'll see you tomorrow, then. 673 00:28:50,698 --> 00:28:51,703 All right. 674 00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:56,271 We broke all records for opening week. 675 00:28:56,272 --> 00:28:57,028 Yes! 676 00:28:57,029 --> 00:28:58,906 And the C.E.O. is flying in here tomorrow 677 00:28:58,907 --> 00:29:00,143 to come to our barbecue. 678 00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:04,232 Did she -- did she just say that? 679 00:29:05,096 --> 00:29:06,614 Value!More took a hit on the TVs, 680 00:29:06,615 --> 00:29:08,622 but every other department made a killing. 681 00:29:09,668 --> 00:29:11,642 Hey, we just -- we didn't plan on the customers 682 00:29:11,643 --> 00:29:13,290 buying other products while they were in there. 683 00:29:13,609 --> 00:29:15,131 So, right now, I'm gonna prepare. 684 00:29:15,158 --> 00:29:15,826 Just need a little time. 685 00:29:15,827 --> 00:29:17,321 And no phone calls, nothing. Go, go. 686 00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:18,287 Okay. 687 00:29:18,384 --> 00:29:19,771 We haven't even made a dent. 688 00:29:20,237 --> 00:29:22,889 I'm beginning to think we can't destroy this store. 689 00:29:25,669 --> 00:29:26,596 You're right. 690 00:29:28,195 --> 00:29:29,241 We can't... 691 00:29:30,758 --> 00:29:31,950 But Caroline can. 692 00:30:18,109 --> 00:30:18,853 Let's go, man. 693 00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:23,224 This little guy emits a beep at random intervals. 694 00:30:23,225 --> 00:30:24,161 It's very effective. 695 00:30:24,162 --> 00:30:26,361 It's driven many a college roommate to insanity. 696 00:30:43,821 --> 00:30:44,832 Hmm. 697 00:30:45,025 --> 00:30:46,135 Probably one of ours. 698 00:31:58,178 --> 00:31:59,238 Ugh! 699 00:32:00,777 --> 00:32:01,805 Ugh! 700 00:32:06,977 --> 00:32:08,382 Uh...what? 701 00:32:11,402 --> 00:32:12,637 Okay, okay. 702 00:32:17,173 --> 00:32:19,215 Brush, brush, brush, brush. 703 00:32:19,584 --> 00:32:20,639 Really? 704 00:32:27,768 --> 00:32:28,618 Okay. 705 00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:39,999 Fine. Aah! 706 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Value more 707 00:32:51,701 --> 00:32:52,943 you left without me this morning. 708 00:32:52,944 --> 00:32:54,370 I had to take a taxi. 709 00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:56,141 Well, I needed a head start. 710 00:32:57,334 --> 00:32:58,640 - What? - Oh, God. 711 00:32:58,641 --> 00:32:59,565 What? 712 00:32:59,943 --> 00:33:00,746 What? 713 00:33:01,365 --> 00:33:02,265 What? 714 00:33:03,369 --> 00:33:04,425 What? What? 715 00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:06,270 Oh, my God. 716 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:07,585 Oh, my God. 717 00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:08,633 Are you feeling all right? 718 00:33:08,924 --> 00:33:11,317 I must have...caught a little bug or something. 719 00:33:11,484 --> 00:33:12,414 Excuse me, Ms. Cowan, 720 00:33:12,415 --> 00:33:13,790 I, um -- I... 721 00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:14,892 Ah-choo! 722 00:33:16,643 --> 00:33:17,482 I'm quitting. 723 00:33:17,483 --> 00:33:18,685 W-what? Wait. 724 00:33:19,341 --> 00:33:20,182 Who are you? 725 00:33:20,787 --> 00:33:22,592 I'm Alice white, um... 726 00:33:22,999 --> 00:33:24,624 And I think I'm allergic to something here, 727 00:33:24,827 --> 00:33:26,726 'cause when I'm at home, it's totally fine, 728 00:33:26,727 --> 00:33:28,540 but when I get here, it's... 729 00:33:31,937 --> 00:33:32,811 See? 730 00:33:33,243 --> 00:33:34,585 And everything tastes bad. 731 00:33:35,455 --> 00:33:37,181 And this fever's, like, burning me up. 732 00:33:37,694 --> 00:33:39,176 Do you have a fever, Ms. Cowan? 733 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:41,361 A stuffy nose? A rash? 734 00:33:41,362 --> 00:33:42,651 The loss of taste? 735 00:33:42,746 --> 00:33:44,677 We call it the cadmium blues. 736 00:33:44,907 --> 00:33:46,847 Pretty soon, everyone around here 737 00:33:46,848 --> 00:33:48,543 is gonna be having those symptoms. 738 00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:52,887 You know, you don't look so well yourself, lady. 739 00:33:55,871 --> 00:33:56,928 Ah-choo! 740 00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:58,517 Ms. Cowan, you don't think that -- 741 00:33:58,518 --> 00:33:59,532 Don't you dare say it. 742 00:33:59,533 --> 00:34:00,588 No. 743 00:34:00,703 --> 00:34:01,730 No, I do not. 744 00:34:04,304 --> 00:34:05,219 Ugh! 745 00:34:07,744 --> 00:34:09,478 This is Caroline's favorite. 746 00:34:09,479 --> 00:34:11,940 When she drinks it, it'll taste like dust. 747 00:34:12,375 --> 00:34:13,587 Why? What's in it? 748 00:34:14,755 --> 00:34:16,365 Food coloring and dust. 749 00:34:17,873 --> 00:34:19,304 Take this shirt. Take it. 750 00:34:19,305 --> 00:34:21,547 Mr. Halliward is arriving from the airport right now. 751 00:34:21,981 --> 00:34:22,893 Go. 752 00:34:23,651 --> 00:34:25,910 All right, just a little -- little powder. 753 00:34:25,911 --> 00:34:27,650 It's fine. Just a little powder. 754 00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:29,206 It's okay. 755 00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:31,364 It's okay. 756 00:34:40,475 --> 00:34:41,477 Hey, Martin. Good to see you. 757 00:34:41,478 --> 00:34:43,179 Feel better, okay? Thanks. 758 00:34:43,244 --> 00:34:44,080 Martin. 759 00:34:45,761 --> 00:34:47,613 You look a hell of a lot better than the last time I saw you. 760 00:34:47,903 --> 00:34:49,234 The doc thinks I'll make it. 761 00:34:50,841 --> 00:34:52,564 I just wanted to thank you. 762 00:34:52,671 --> 00:34:54,258 I heard what you said to Bryan, 763 00:34:54,296 --> 00:34:57,064 and as much as I'd like to see that boy get what's coming to him, 764 00:34:57,065 --> 00:34:59,833 I am awful sorry you lost your job. 765 00:34:59,834 --> 00:35:00,936 Oh, don't worry about that. 766 00:35:00,937 --> 00:35:02,870 Like I said, I'm just passing through. 767 00:35:02,871 --> 00:35:05,137 No way to run a business, if you ask me. 768 00:35:05,330 --> 00:35:06,316 No, it's not. 769 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,302 You know, I-I wish I still had 770 00:35:08,303 --> 00:35:10,241 that old hardware store kicking around. 771 00:35:10,336 --> 00:35:11,379 You'd be a good man to have handy. 772 00:35:21,575 --> 00:35:22,990 Hey, enjoying the barbecue? 773 00:35:23,151 --> 00:35:23,949 And you found yourself something? 774 00:35:23,950 --> 00:35:25,452 That's -- that's good. 775 00:35:25,729 --> 00:35:27,176 You've reached the mayor's office. 776 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:28,691 Please leave a message after the beep. 777 00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:32,255 Mr. mayor, this is my third voicemail, 778 00:35:32,256 --> 00:35:34,284 so I'm beginning to think that you're avoiding me. 779 00:35:35,073 --> 00:35:37,034 You remember that rather large donation we made 780 00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:38,295 to your re-election campaign? 781 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:40,750 Well, you know something about this piece of property 782 00:35:40,751 --> 00:35:42,607 - that you're not telling me, don't y... - Caroline. 783 00:35:44,691 --> 00:35:46,343 Hello, Mr. Halliward. 784 00:35:46,632 --> 00:35:47,705 Welcome to apple Springs. 785 00:35:47,706 --> 00:35:49,328 We are so happy to have you. 786 00:35:49,329 --> 00:35:50,826 It's good to see you again, Caroline. 787 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,365 Wonderful turnout. 788 00:35:52,511 --> 00:35:53,466 Thank you. 789 00:35:54,744 --> 00:35:55,699 Are you okay? 790 00:35:56,303 --> 00:35:57,628 You look a little flushed. 791 00:35:58,005 --> 00:35:59,895 Just, you know, too much sun. 792 00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:01,205 How about a tour? 793 00:36:01,605 --> 00:36:03,444 I'd love to see what you've done with the place. 794 00:36:03,915 --> 00:36:04,816 Mm-hmm. 795 00:36:05,359 --> 00:36:06,261 Okay. 796 00:36:06,319 --> 00:36:07,144 Follow me. 797 00:36:07,376 --> 00:36:09,601 So, this is our break room, 798 00:36:09,789 --> 00:36:11,515 which we made a little smaller in this one, 799 00:36:11,516 --> 00:36:14,538 but just save a little money, and I think it really works. 800 00:36:14,617 --> 00:36:16,840 Are you sure you're feeling all right, Caroline? 801 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,241 You seem a little off. 802 00:36:18,242 --> 00:36:20,084 No. I-I'm fine. 803 00:36:20,783 --> 00:36:22,636 Life on the road -- that can't be easy. 804 00:36:22,637 --> 00:36:23,768 All right, people, place your bets. 805 00:36:23,769 --> 00:36:25,778 -Don't think we haven't noticed. -100 bucks gets you in. 806 00:36:25,779 --> 00:36:29,160 The success of this store is just the cherry on top. 807 00:36:29,161 --> 00:36:31,090 I'm in. Five minutes. 808 00:36:31,327 --> 00:36:33,168 - She'll go seven. - I say three minutes. 809 00:36:33,169 --> 00:36:34,088 I'm under two. 810 00:36:34,089 --> 00:36:35,040 All right, under two. 811 00:36:35,041 --> 00:36:37,086 You got three, five -- five, seven. 812 00:36:37,087 --> 00:36:37,846 Mm-hmm. 813 00:36:37,847 --> 00:36:39,560 I'm very impressed with this store, 814 00:36:39,744 --> 00:36:42,887 and I'd like you to join us at corporate headquarters. 815 00:36:44,888 --> 00:36:46,002 Oh. 816 00:36:46,753 --> 00:36:48,423 Oh, thank you, sir. You won't regret this. 817 00:36:48,424 --> 00:36:49,891 I'll be on a plane first thing tomorrow morning. 818 00:36:49,892 --> 00:36:51,266 And -- and I'm ready to go. 819 00:36:51,267 --> 00:36:52,365 Not so fast. 820 00:36:53,391 --> 00:36:57,029 You've made an enormous impact with this store in just a week. 821 00:36:57,093 --> 00:37:01,013 I'd like to see how this new business strategy of yours 822 00:37:01,115 --> 00:37:02,739 works out in the long run. 823 00:37:05,180 --> 00:37:05,808 What do you mean? 824 00:37:05,809 --> 00:37:08,043 Oh, stick around town a little longer, 825 00:37:08,331 --> 00:37:10,046 maybe six months. 826 00:37:10,349 --> 00:37:11,091 No. 827 00:37:11,668 --> 00:37:13,265 Please don't make me, sir. 828 00:37:13,679 --> 00:37:14,590 I can't. 829 00:37:14,887 --> 00:37:16,342 This store is not safe. 830 00:37:17,052 --> 00:37:18,096 It's poisoned. 831 00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:20,375 Ooh. That was quick. 832 00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:22,634 Oh, yeah! Come to mama! 833 00:37:23,672 --> 00:37:26,077 All right, so, what do you say, uh, we broadcast? 834 00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:27,337 I say let's do it. 835 00:37:28,601 --> 00:37:30,895 IP camera broadcast 836 00:37:30,896 --> 00:37:32,593 poison? What poison? 837 00:37:33,175 --> 00:37:35,101 The ground underneath us is toxic. 838 00:37:35,102 --> 00:37:37,124 She tried to warn me, but I wouldn't listen. 839 00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:39,924 Who is "she"? Oh, gone because of me. 840 00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:42,478 I buried evidence because I knew you'd want me to. My God! 841 00:37:42,479 --> 00:37:45,221 What kind of company liability are we talking about here? 842 00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:46,616 Well, what does it matter now? 843 00:37:46,621 --> 00:37:48,758 We both know this company is rotten from the inside out, 844 00:37:48,759 --> 00:37:50,005 and we know how this works. 845 00:37:50,395 --> 00:37:51,749 We tried to bribe this city 846 00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:53,146 just to get this building in the first place, 847 00:37:53,147 --> 00:37:55,056 but this time, we really got what we paid for, didn't we? 848 00:37:55,057 --> 00:37:56,972 And these poor slobs selling our sweatshop crap 849 00:37:56,973 --> 00:37:58,608 aren't even gonna have health insurance when they get sick. 850 00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:00,376 And they're gonna get sick. 851 00:38:00,508 --> 00:38:03,059 Caroline, get ahold of yourself. 852 00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:04,981 Don't look at me like that, sir. 853 00:38:05,112 --> 00:38:07,729 If you think I'm gonna die for this company, 854 00:38:07,730 --> 00:38:08,859 you can think again. 855 00:38:10,007 --> 00:38:11,167 Stop! 856 00:38:16,866 --> 00:38:18,605 Get me corporate on the phone! 857 00:38:46,202 --> 00:38:48,340 Two weeks later 858 00:38:48,341 --> 00:38:49,333 we'll be in touch. 859 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:53,629 Sir, we have a damage-control press conference in 20 minutes. 860 00:38:53,630 --> 00:38:54,592 Cancel it. 861 00:38:54,593 --> 00:38:56,702 This store is a lost cause. 862 00:39:05,867 --> 00:39:07,259 The local shops have reopened. 863 00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:08,889 Everybody that got laid off has a job. 864 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:10,403 What about the building? 865 00:39:10,959 --> 00:39:13,400 I heard an anonymous donor put in a bid for it. 866 00:39:13,401 --> 00:39:14,690 He said he's gonna turn it into a theater 867 00:39:14,691 --> 00:39:15,967 for the local high school. 868 00:39:16,004 --> 00:39:18,986 The arts are vastly underfunded in this country, don't you think? 869 00:39:19,108 --> 00:39:21,264 You sly old dog. 870 00:39:21,756 --> 00:39:23,738 Oh, babe, the candy shop's open. You in? 871 00:39:24,135 --> 00:39:25,060 Sounds good. 872 00:39:25,787 --> 00:39:26,735 All right. 873 00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:34,386 Second one. 874 00:39:36,058 --> 00:39:37,338 - Hey. - Hey. 875 00:39:37,456 --> 00:39:39,033 - How you doing? - I'm good. 876 00:39:39,060 --> 00:39:39,976 How's he working out? 877 00:39:40,159 --> 00:39:42,034 Oh, you know, he's fitting right in. 878 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,148 So, thank you for everything that you did. 879 00:39:45,190 --> 00:39:46,889 It's starting to feel like home again around here. 880 00:39:48,835 --> 00:39:50,059 Would you, uh... 881 00:39:51,479 --> 00:39:53,939 Would you like to have dinner...with me? 882 00:39:56,522 --> 00:39:57,462 Tonight? 883 00:39:57,523 --> 00:39:58,459 How's Saturday? 884 00:39:58,517 --> 00:40:00,614 I got to go out of town for a couple of days. 885 00:40:02,155 --> 00:40:03,313 I would love that. 886 00:40:04,264 --> 00:40:04,852 Good. 887 00:40:09,917 --> 00:40:14,159 Outside Oklahoma city, ok? 888 00:41:05,314 --> 00:41:06,281 Dad?