1 00:00:09,248 --> 00:00:11,441 I'd rather do this in a back alley or somewhere. 2 00:00:11,442 --> 00:00:13,410 You watch too many movies. 3 00:00:13,859 --> 00:00:15,099 The cash. 4 00:00:23,071 --> 00:00:24,735 Yeah, your product's great, 5 00:00:24,838 --> 00:00:26,790 but I can't afford your prices anymore. 6 00:00:26,791 --> 00:00:28,840 Price is non-negotiable. 7 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:30,694 What were you thinking, David -- 8 00:00:31,249 --> 00:00:33,122 banning my students from the school? 9 00:00:33,123 --> 00:00:34,939 This is not the time or place. 10 00:00:35,221 --> 00:00:39,182 $12,000 a kilo, Lampard. Non-negotiable. 11 00:00:41,852 --> 00:00:43,468 Oh, my God. 12 00:00:43,841 --> 00:00:46,690 You two are -- you won't get away with this. 13 00:00:53,997 --> 00:00:57,986 This school is no longer a school for troubled youth, as you call it, 14 00:00:57,987 --> 00:01:00,267 and you no longer work here. 15 00:01:13,326 --> 00:01:15,662 Look -- my body will heal. 16 00:01:16,232 --> 00:01:17,710 It's about my students. 17 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:19,029 These kids, they come from foster homes. 18 00:01:19,030 --> 00:01:21,115 A lot of them have a-arrest records. 19 00:01:21,116 --> 00:01:22,653 They can't afford normal trade school, 20 00:01:22,654 --> 00:01:24,036 never mind culinary school. 21 00:01:24,037 --> 00:01:26,605 I was giving them a second chance. 22 00:01:26,794 --> 00:01:28,222 We're about to open a restaurant at the school, 23 00:01:28,223 --> 00:01:29,796 give them job opportunities. 24 00:01:29,797 --> 00:01:31,469 Now they have nowhere to go. 25 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:34,756 And all this so Lampard can Jack up the tuition costs? 26 00:01:34,757 --> 00:01:36,386 He says nobody cares about the art, 27 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:38,458 that they all just want to be celebrity chefs, 28 00:01:38,459 --> 00:01:40,218 get their own TV show. 29 00:01:40,547 --> 00:01:42,663 He's charging 30 grand tuition, 30 00:01:42,664 --> 00:01:45,648 promising folks they can become rock-star chefs or something. 31 00:01:45,649 --> 00:01:48,673 This doesn't explain the beating that you took. 32 00:01:48,747 --> 00:01:50,659 I'm pretty sure Lampard's dealing drugs. 33 00:01:50,660 --> 00:01:51,546 How do you know? 34 00:01:51,547 --> 00:01:53,532 I walked in on him and a couple of guys. 35 00:01:54,063 --> 00:01:57,262 They exchanged a briefcase full of cash for a big duffel bag. 36 00:01:57,263 --> 00:01:59,226 Did -- did you see any drugs? 37 00:01:59,270 --> 00:02:01,961 I did hear someone say the price was $12,000 a kilo. 38 00:02:02,449 --> 00:02:03,754 Cocaine. Cocaine. 39 00:02:04,978 --> 00:02:06,227 Can you help me? 40 00:02:20,492 --> 00:02:21,993 I know what you're gonna say, Nate, 41 00:02:21,994 --> 00:02:24,036 but I want to tell you something about Toby. 42 00:02:24,809 --> 00:02:26,418 He taught me how to use a knife. 43 00:02:26,419 --> 00:02:29,152 Use a knife? No. Not use a knife. 44 00:02:29,153 --> 00:02:31,508 He taught me how to cook. 45 00:02:32,507 --> 00:02:35,413 I was out of the service, and I was working for my second PMC. 46 00:02:35,650 --> 00:02:38,533 And the jobs we were taking were way across the line -- 47 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:40,711 past extractions and security actions. 48 00:02:40,712 --> 00:02:41,874 Wetwork. 49 00:02:43,314 --> 00:02:44,370 Yeah. 50 00:02:45,181 --> 00:02:49,524 Anyway, I met Toby. We were reconning this restaurant in Belgium. 51 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:50,919 And I should have closed him out. 52 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,696 I should have been in and out in under 90 seconds. 53 00:02:52,697 --> 00:02:55,188 But I ended up talking to him for three hours. 54 00:02:56,531 --> 00:02:58,618 He showed me that I could use my knife 55 00:02:58,994 --> 00:03:01,153 to create instead of destroy. 56 00:03:03,757 --> 00:03:05,271 I stuck around for a couple of months. 57 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:08,648 He taught me everything there was about the art of food, and I... 58 00:03:13,090 --> 00:03:16,953 He's one of the guys that kept me from falling all the way down. 59 00:03:18,495 --> 00:03:20,293 So now, I'm asking the other guy 60 00:03:21,575 --> 00:03:25,710 to understand why I'm gonna help him. 61 00:03:27,835 --> 00:03:33,135 Subtitles edited by Ehhhhtozebec 62 00:03:33,403 --> 00:03:36,768 Hey. You seem kind of down lately, girl. 63 00:03:36,769 --> 00:03:37,926 What's up? Talk to me. 64 00:03:38,947 --> 00:03:40,300 Hardison -- delivery! Well, I feel -- 65 00:03:40,301 --> 00:03:41,416 Oh, that's my stuff. 66 00:03:48,657 --> 00:03:49,952 Yeah. 67 00:03:50,094 --> 00:03:52,692 You know, I usually have to order these from Holland. 68 00:03:53,093 --> 00:03:55,196 But they have a store right here in Portland, man. 69 00:03:55,197 --> 00:03:56,262 Whoa. 70 00:03:56,568 --> 00:03:57,433 What? 71 00:03:57,972 --> 00:04:00,698 You got to tip the guy. For doing his job? 72 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,803 Hardison, he rode all the way over here on a bike to deliver your... 73 00:04:02,804 --> 00:04:03,996 That ain't nothing special. He got some exercise. 74 00:04:03,997 --> 00:04:05,517 ...Dungeons & Dragons crap you ordered. 75 00:04:05,518 --> 00:04:07,705 He didn't bring me no cupcakes, no flowers, cards -- nothing. 76 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:10,306 You want a tip, little Stanley Tucci-looking... 77 00:04:10,408 --> 00:04:11,551 Boom, boom, boom. 78 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:15,185 Two quarters, two pennies. Go buy your mama something. 79 00:04:24,044 --> 00:04:25,636 Oh, this town rocks. 80 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:28,759 Who would have known that you can get a negative ion capacitor here? 81 00:04:28,797 --> 00:04:29,718 Seriously. 82 00:04:29,719 --> 00:04:32,378 Okay, Sophie is still at the theater, 83 00:04:32,379 --> 00:04:35,057 doing whatever she's doing, so let's just do this. 84 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,225 All right. 85 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:40,708 David Lampard. He's a former chef. 86 00:04:40,709 --> 00:04:42,565 He wanted to be like an Emeril or Mario Batali, 87 00:04:42,566 --> 00:04:44,186 but he couldn't cut it in the big kitchens, 88 00:04:44,187 --> 00:04:46,119 so he turned to investing. 89 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,957 He takes over cooking schools that need help. 90 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:49,480 He charges ridiculous tuition, 91 00:04:49,481 --> 00:04:52,339 but he offers loans at a bargain interest rate of 30%. 92 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:53,486 Now, if people can't pay, 93 00:04:53,487 --> 00:04:55,208 he takes their cars, their homes, whatever. 94 00:04:55,209 --> 00:04:57,789 I mean, he's basically a loan shark, but the legal kind. 95 00:04:57,790 --> 00:04:59,122 I mean, all his accounts are legit. 96 00:04:59,123 --> 00:05:00,644 All the money's in the right spots. 97 00:05:00,645 --> 00:05:02,308 Okay, yeah, but according to Eliot's friend, 98 00:05:02,309 --> 00:05:03,999 it's not about money. It's about drugs. 99 00:05:05,524 --> 00:05:08,622 You see, Lampard took three trips to France in the last six months, 100 00:05:08,623 --> 00:05:10,691 which, for a guy in the food biz, is not weird 101 00:05:10,692 --> 00:05:12,997 except for the fact that, according to his GPS, 102 00:05:12,998 --> 00:05:15,204 he never spent any time in the food world. 103 00:05:15,205 --> 00:05:16,253 Where was he? 104 00:05:17,847 --> 00:05:21,190 Out in the middle of nowhere, under bridges, in back alleys. 105 00:05:21,191 --> 00:05:23,097 So, what? They're bringing drugs in from France? 106 00:05:23,098 --> 00:05:25,019 He's probably buying them wholesale from the French 107 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,141 and then shipping them here. 108 00:05:26,142 --> 00:05:28,633 Yeah, but, I mean, it doesn't surprise me that his accounts are clean. 109 00:05:28,634 --> 00:05:30,865 I mean, dealers don't hide their money in accounts. 110 00:05:30,866 --> 00:05:32,039 So, where are they hiding it? 111 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,734 Safest place they know -- right next to their stash. 112 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,885 So what we got to do is we got to steal the stash, 113 00:05:36,886 --> 00:05:39,308 forcing Lampard to give the new restaurant 114 00:05:39,309 --> 00:05:41,296 and the school back to Toby heath. 115 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:44,037 Sophie, we need you to come in. 116 00:05:44,847 --> 00:05:47,711 Nate, we're in the middle of a Meisner exercise. 117 00:05:48,024 --> 00:05:49,141 You're happy. 118 00:05:49,142 --> 00:05:50,174 I'm happy. 119 00:05:50,694 --> 00:05:52,830 You're happy. I'm happy. 120 00:05:52,942 --> 00:05:55,894 Glad everyone's happy. Um, your day job needs you. 121 00:05:56,685 --> 00:05:58,033 Oh, God, did I do it wrong? 122 00:05:58,034 --> 00:05:59,278 No, no, no, no, no, no. You're fine. 123 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:03,417 I just have these... voices in my head. 124 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:05,100 Take five, everybody. 125 00:06:07,391 --> 00:06:08,694 45. 126 00:06:11,495 --> 00:06:12,778 I know it's short notice, 127 00:06:12,779 --> 00:06:14,381 but our celebrity chef just dropped out, 128 00:06:14,382 --> 00:06:16,975 and the network think you're a perfect replacement 129 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:18,564 for the U.S. launch. 130 00:06:18,565 --> 00:06:22,053 The show is called "From Pole to Plate: Cooking with Strippers." 131 00:06:22,306 --> 00:06:23,663 - Hmm? - But we haven't sorted the accommodation yet, 132 00:06:23,664 --> 00:06:25,910 so you'd have to live with the strippers to start off with. 133 00:06:25,911 --> 00:06:28,105 Hell, yeah. I hope that's not gonna be a... 134 00:06:30,248 --> 00:06:33,222 Ah, Nate, one teaching chef cleared out. 135 00:06:33,223 --> 00:06:34,643 Great. Okay, now, Hardison, remember, 136 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,494 the objective here is to blend in. 137 00:06:36,495 --> 00:06:39,603 But we need to find out where Lampard keeps his money and drugs. 138 00:06:39,604 --> 00:06:40,820 No worries, Nate. 139 00:06:41,683 --> 00:06:43,981 Man, my focus is like a -- laser! Oh! 140 00:06:45,562 --> 00:06:46,889 Squiggles. Yeah! 141 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:48,493 We got a class-four laser. 142 00:06:48,494 --> 00:06:50,623 Oh, liquid nitrogen tubes, cryo gun. 143 00:06:50,624 --> 00:06:53,647 It's going down. 144 00:06:53,768 --> 00:06:55,187 This is why you're all here, right? 145 00:06:55,872 --> 00:06:59,244 Daddy took away my beemer until I get some kind of degree. 146 00:06:59,245 --> 00:07:00,629 I want to start an organic restaurant 147 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:03,305 that's only open on the vernal equinox. 148 00:07:03,306 --> 00:07:04,494 The hell's an equinox? 149 00:07:04,495 --> 00:07:06,274 I'm just sick of the way my husband looks at Marta, 150 00:07:06,275 --> 00:07:07,942 our housekeeper, when she's cooking. 151 00:07:07,943 --> 00:07:09,175 All right, everybody, listen up. 152 00:07:09,176 --> 00:07:11,368 Come down to table two, line up. 153 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:15,738 The chef that was gonna be with you today 154 00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:19,102 has booked another gig, so I am your new instructor. 155 00:07:19,103 --> 00:07:20,193 What's your name? 156 00:07:21,045 --> 00:07:22,228 Chef. 157 00:07:33,377 --> 00:07:35,193 This is not a class about cooking. 158 00:07:35,881 --> 00:07:38,456 Doesn't have anything to do with temperatures. 159 00:07:38,503 --> 00:07:40,282 All right, it's not about measurements. 160 00:07:40,283 --> 00:07:43,616 It has nothing to do with what ingredients go with what. 161 00:07:43,748 --> 00:07:45,459 W-w-what are you doing? 162 00:07:45,469 --> 00:07:46,475 I'm texting Sydney. 163 00:07:46,476 --> 00:07:48,662 We're supposed to go shopping after the -- 164 00:07:52,541 --> 00:07:53,892 Food is life. 165 00:07:56,038 --> 00:07:58,750 Food...is life. 166 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:02,161 Food is life. What is food? 167 00:08:02,277 --> 00:08:02,894 Food is life? 168 00:08:02,895 --> 00:08:06,318 Food is life. Learn it. 169 00:08:06,668 --> 00:08:08,780 You will take this class seriously. 170 00:08:08,810 --> 00:08:09,987 Because if you don't, 171 00:08:10,432 --> 00:08:12,635 I'll throw your ass out of here quicker than you -- 172 00:08:15,766 --> 00:08:17,433 I get to fire a laser. 173 00:08:17,985 --> 00:08:19,745 Yeah. 174 00:08:19,774 --> 00:08:23,126 Geeking in the kitchen. Uh, make you want to dance. 175 00:08:23,132 --> 00:08:25,887 We're here to cook food, not play with lasers. 176 00:08:26,286 --> 00:08:29,389 Why is Eliot so "Aah!" about food? 177 00:08:29,390 --> 00:08:30,661 It's his passion. 178 00:08:32,841 --> 00:08:33,785 You okay? 179 00:08:35,455 --> 00:08:38,245 How, um -- how do you like being in Portland? 180 00:08:38,441 --> 00:08:39,473 It's fine. 181 00:08:41,391 --> 00:08:43,566 Hardison and I are fine, 182 00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:45,726 and everything with the new leverage is fine. 183 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:48,831 Parker, what's going on? 184 00:08:49,385 --> 00:08:51,297 I just -- I don't have a thing. 185 00:08:51,343 --> 00:08:52,443 What do you mean, "a thing"? 186 00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:54,462 Eliot has a thing. He loves food. 187 00:08:54,463 --> 00:08:56,075 Sophie loves theater. 188 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,757 You have a sicko love of controlling people. 189 00:08:58,332 --> 00:08:59,724 I don't have a sicko love -- 190 00:09:00,718 --> 00:09:01,673 Let's stay on you. 191 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:03,392 Art. What do you -- what do you see 192 00:09:03,393 --> 00:09:05,058 when you look at Michelangelo's David? 193 00:09:05,554 --> 00:09:08,405 Mark two laser grid around it, infrared on the floor, 194 00:09:08,406 --> 00:09:12,048 need a harness rated for six tons attached to a chopper 195 00:09:12,049 --> 00:09:13,494 to lift it out through a skylight. 196 00:09:14,859 --> 00:09:16,180 Eliot, Hardison, how are we doing? 197 00:09:19,498 --> 00:09:22,316 Nate, I already swept the kitchen twice. There's no drugs. 198 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,599 Did you find anything? 199 00:09:25,285 --> 00:09:26,531 I think I did, man. 200 00:09:26,826 --> 00:09:27,818 Check it out. 201 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:36,416 What? 202 00:09:36,417 --> 00:09:38,303 Wha-- what? What?! 203 00:09:40,018 --> 00:09:41,810 Hey. Think about it. 204 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,358 Levitating food could replace waiters. 205 00:09:43,359 --> 00:09:45,682 I will stab you in the neck. 206 00:09:45,683 --> 00:09:46,969 Don't hate the barbecue. Hate the sides. 207 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:50,008 I'm gonna make one more sweep. I suggest you do the same. 208 00:09:50,009 --> 00:09:52,503 Everybody, keep doing what you're doing. 209 00:09:52,696 --> 00:09:54,068 I'll be right back. Well, I'm-a -- 210 00:09:54,069 --> 00:09:56,457 I'm gonna hit the head -- or the -- uh, the bathroom, 211 00:09:56,458 --> 00:09:58,512 or what-- whatever y'all call it in cooking school. 212 00:09:58,513 --> 00:10:00,538 It's a culinary institute. 213 00:10:00,617 --> 00:10:02,194 Culinary food and school institute, got it. 214 00:10:02,195 --> 00:10:03,764 You're screwing this up! 215 00:10:07,564 --> 00:10:08,704 My damn gun. 216 00:10:08,705 --> 00:10:09,656 Sorry. 217 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:45,391 Nate, I've checked every kitchen and refrigerator in... 218 00:10:47,672 --> 00:10:48,625 Wait a minute. 219 00:10:55,244 --> 00:10:56,492 What are you doing in here? 220 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,863 I was, uh... I was looking for some ice. 221 00:11:00,864 --> 00:11:03,743 The, uh, well, ice machine got busted. 222 00:11:05,144 --> 00:11:07,415 Well, this freezer's off-limits. Okay. 223 00:11:07,657 --> 00:11:09,410 I'll check the ice machine. All right. 224 00:11:09,859 --> 00:11:11,971 Mr. Lampard would like to see you in his kitchen. 225 00:11:23,091 --> 00:11:24,164 Found him. 226 00:11:24,588 --> 00:11:25,876 He was looking for ice. 227 00:11:26,609 --> 00:11:27,656 Oh, there you are. 228 00:11:28,144 --> 00:11:31,630 Listen, I need an executive chef for the new restaurant, 229 00:11:31,974 --> 00:11:33,218 and I want it to be you. 230 00:11:33,601 --> 00:11:35,105 You haven't even tasted my food. 231 00:11:35,192 --> 00:11:36,612 Well, taste is overrated. 232 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,756 Trust me. Food is all about the hype. 233 00:11:39,757 --> 00:11:41,651 People pay 100 bucks for a burger 234 00:11:41,652 --> 00:11:43,957 because they think it's from a Japanese cow. 235 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,775 It's the sizzle that sells, and I like your sizzle. 236 00:11:46,776 --> 00:11:49,377 This whole ninja vibe you've got going on. 237 00:11:49,378 --> 00:11:50,678 Customers are gonna love it. 238 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:51,837 Listen, my students, they're -- 239 00:11:51,838 --> 00:11:53,500 they're not ready to put food out. 240 00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:55,506 Hey, they're paying 30 g's to go to this school. 241 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,943 Any one of them could be the next culinary superstar. 242 00:12:01,894 --> 00:12:03,450 Did you glue this to the plate? 243 00:12:03,451 --> 00:12:06,057 You don't decorate the plate. 244 00:12:06,190 --> 00:12:08,183 Don't harsh my mellow. 245 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,365 Yeah, I don't know about that. 246 00:12:38,194 --> 00:12:39,720 Just put together a good menu, 247 00:12:39,721 --> 00:12:41,892 don't kill me on the food costs, and do your act. 248 00:12:41,893 --> 00:12:44,899 Maybe kick a customer or two out of the restaurant. 249 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,517 But not on opening night -- that has to go perfectly. 250 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:48,651 You're not li-- 251 00:12:50,502 --> 00:12:51,718 Jean-Luc is here. 252 00:12:51,947 --> 00:12:53,267 Go back to the kitchen. 253 00:12:53,795 --> 00:12:55,971 I told him I didn't want to meet here anymore. 254 00:13:08,853 --> 00:13:11,531 Jean-Luc, I said not here. 255 00:13:11,534 --> 00:13:14,335 When I have product, you take delivery. 256 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,767 Nate, it's not drugs Lampard's dealing. 257 00:13:18,094 --> 00:13:20,158 It's bigger. It's a lot bigger. 258 00:13:20,356 --> 00:13:22,884 Oh, yeah? Well, if it's not drugs, what is it? 259 00:13:24,397 --> 00:13:25,669 Truffles. 260 00:13:36,847 --> 00:13:38,463 It's the French winter truffle. 261 00:13:39,061 --> 00:13:41,127 Blackmarket on these things are off the charts. 262 00:13:41,152 --> 00:13:43,088 You can't grow 'em, you can't make 'em, they just... 263 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,904 ..appear, like mushrooms. 264 00:13:44,929 --> 00:13:48,276 High-end restaurants'll pay 5, upto 6 grand a pound. 265 00:13:48,301 --> 00:13:52,710 13 grand a kilo wholesale, cocain's what 12 a key and, 266 00:13:52,711 --> 00:13:55,112 - heroine's.. 18? - less than that in Mexico 267 00:13:55,112 --> 00:13:56,842 a little more in South-East Asia. 268 00:13:56,842 --> 00:14:00,241 So, truffles are the cocaine of the food world. 269 00:14:00,265 --> 00:14:02,762 When I was walking by those guys, they had a bag. 270 00:14:02,779 --> 00:14:04,083 And I smelled it. 271 00:14:04,214 --> 00:14:06,119 Nothing smells like a French truffle. 272 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,933 Lampard's selling them to restaurants, others chefs. 273 00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:10,948 Him and Jean-Luc are splitting the profit. 274 00:14:11,132 --> 00:14:13,741 What now? Cocaine or truffles, the play's the same. 275 00:14:13,742 --> 00:14:15,306 We got to find out where he's hiding them. 276 00:14:15,307 --> 00:14:16,753 I was in the refrigerator. 277 00:14:16,754 --> 00:14:17,796 That's where Rampone found me. 278 00:14:17,797 --> 00:14:21,531 Actually, he called it a freezer. Said it was off-limits. 279 00:14:21,532 --> 00:14:23,803 Off-limits? Yeah, in a cooking school. 280 00:14:23,889 --> 00:14:25,160 That's where they are. 281 00:14:25,857 --> 00:14:28,016 Sophie, we're gonna run a version 282 00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:30,254 of the white van speakers. 283 00:14:30,255 --> 00:14:31,639 Your acting students -- uh... 284 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,668 Do you think they can handle it? 285 00:14:32,669 --> 00:14:34,981 Of course they can. They're my students. 286 00:14:38,392 --> 00:14:39,132 What was that? 287 00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:42,350 It's just Zachary getting to his authentic place. 288 00:14:47,923 --> 00:14:51,050 I'm gonna turn this place from a microbrewery into a gastropub. 289 00:14:51,051 --> 00:14:52,204 What do you think about that? 290 00:14:57,393 --> 00:14:58,833 Teach me to like stuff. 291 00:15:01,038 --> 00:15:02,757 Parker, I don't have time for this, all right? 292 00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:03,607 I got to get this stuff done. 293 00:15:03,608 --> 00:15:05,142 Then I got to get back to the school. 294 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,522 So, I filled the ink cartridges with orange juice, 295 00:15:12,523 --> 00:15:15,897 and I ran a sheet of potato starch through the printer, and voila... 296 00:15:16,863 --> 00:15:17,902 Edible paper. 297 00:15:17,903 --> 00:15:19,604 It's delicious. 298 00:15:19,605 --> 00:15:22,205 Now...goggles. 299 00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:23,907 Place the paper right here, 300 00:15:23,908 --> 00:15:26,565 and when I fire the laser at it, 301 00:15:26,566 --> 00:15:28,064 it will create a vapor 302 00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:32,300 that is going to float and rise into the inverted wine glasses. 303 00:15:32,301 --> 00:15:34,685 I don't think chef scary guy is gonna like this. 304 00:15:34,686 --> 00:15:37,248 He said we were just supposed to prep till he gets here. 305 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,691 Okay. Excuse you, miss thing. I am prepping. 306 00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:45,042 I am prepping a citrus wine complement with a laser. 307 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:48,688 Hi. 308 00:15:52,742 --> 00:15:55,109 If you're looking for chef, he's running late. 309 00:16:00,048 --> 00:16:01,101 Rawr! 310 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,760 Sure are a lot of shifty people around here. 311 00:16:04,761 --> 00:16:06,328 Oh, Mr. Rampone? Yes? 312 00:16:06,329 --> 00:16:08,999 Looks like you've got competition in the male cougar department. 313 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,961 Yeah, man, he was just here, looking all kinds of shifty. 314 00:16:11,962 --> 00:16:12,997 What do you mean, "shifty?" 315 00:16:12,998 --> 00:16:13,804 What do you mean, what do I mean? 316 00:16:13,805 --> 00:16:16,476 Sh-sh-shifty. It's just -- like you. Shifty. 317 00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:18,686 Like, dressed in black, everything -- shifty. 318 00:16:23,886 --> 00:16:25,080 Goggles. 319 00:16:44,258 --> 00:16:45,266 Who are you? 320 00:16:45,512 --> 00:16:48,921 Oh, hello. Gnar Slabdash. 321 00:16:49,413 --> 00:16:50,905 The "N" is mostly silent. 322 00:16:50,906 --> 00:16:52,434 What are you doing in here? 323 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:56,198 Boss, some of the guys saw a... guy sneaking around. 324 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,647 Good work, Rampone. 325 00:16:58,545 --> 00:16:59,599 Mister... 326 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,249 Uh, Slabdash. Um, I'm a food mover. 327 00:17:02,754 --> 00:17:04,184 What exactly are you saying? 328 00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:06,525 I think you know exactly what I'm saying. 329 00:17:06,602 --> 00:17:07,634 Spell it out. 330 00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:10,651 Well, if you want to make a smoothie, 331 00:17:10,652 --> 00:17:13,796 you need to make sure that you're gonna blend the right fruit, yes? 332 00:17:14,132 --> 00:17:15,604 You're not very good at spelling. 333 00:17:16,248 --> 00:17:18,898 I deal in certain food products that certain 334 00:17:18,899 --> 00:17:21,868 high-end restaurants find extremely valuable. 335 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,922 You offering me a deal 336 00:17:23,923 --> 00:17:28,412 on some kind of a rare fruit, like a cherimoya? 337 00:17:28,486 --> 00:17:32,044 Oh, no. I-I actually don't get out of the tub for cherimoya. 338 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,275 No. Truffles -- looking to move truffles. 339 00:17:34,276 --> 00:17:36,738 Black winter -- looking to move them fast and quick. 340 00:17:36,739 --> 00:17:37,867 Interested? 341 00:17:38,163 --> 00:17:39,887 I have plenty. Let me ask you something. 342 00:17:39,888 --> 00:17:42,027 Are you still getting them from France? 343 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,637 Is Napol�on bringing them to you on his horse? 344 00:17:44,761 --> 00:17:46,257 Napol�on's dead. 345 00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:49,100 Thank you, Rampone. 346 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,599 Where else am I supposed to get French truffles from? 347 00:17:52,675 --> 00:17:55,119 Forget it, Lampard. I thought you were living in the modern world. 348 00:17:55,136 --> 00:17:56,367 I'm in the wrong place. 349 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,624 I'm going out for a while. 350 00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:11,999 It's just food. 351 00:18:12,016 --> 00:18:14,245 It's not just food, all right? 352 00:18:14,246 --> 00:18:16,791 Some people could look at it and see just food, but not me. 353 00:18:17,089 --> 00:18:18,273 I see art. 354 00:18:18,412 --> 00:18:19,093 When I'm in the kitchen, 355 00:18:19,094 --> 00:18:21,105 I'm -- I'm creating something out of nothing. 356 00:18:21,106 --> 00:18:21,714 You know what I mean? 357 00:18:21,715 --> 00:18:23,386 And sometimes, I crush it. Sometimes, it's crap. 358 00:18:23,387 --> 00:18:26,684 But either way, it makes me feel something. 359 00:18:27,074 --> 00:18:28,026 Feel what? 360 00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:30,389 Just...feel. 361 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:31,900 Feel. Okay. 362 00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:36,914 You know, I didn't feel anything for a long time, 363 00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,378 and Toby taught me how to cook, 364 00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:40,647 and after he did, I started to feel stuff again. 365 00:18:40,648 --> 00:18:42,579 That's why I share it through my food. 366 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,407 This is my art. This is my art, Parker. 367 00:18:46,054 --> 00:18:49,224 It's like letting a stranger in your head just for a second. 368 00:18:49,473 --> 00:18:52,594 And you allow them to feel what you're feeling. 369 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,125 Look again. 370 00:19:08,374 --> 00:19:11,543 The climate, the land... 371 00:19:13,532 --> 00:19:14,909 This is France. 372 00:19:15,171 --> 00:19:16,499 Oh, Lampard. 373 00:19:17,434 --> 00:19:19,084 This your land, mister, uh...? 374 00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:22,665 Gnar Slabdash. The "N" is mostly silent. 375 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,964 No, actually, the land here, 376 00:19:24,965 --> 00:19:27,954 it belongs to this lovely creature -- Rebecca Wambach. 377 00:19:28,017 --> 00:19:29,172 David Lampard. 378 00:19:29,183 --> 00:19:30,774 Are you a friend of Gnar's? 379 00:19:30,818 --> 00:19:32,018 I'm working on it. 380 00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:35,403 May I see it? The truffle? 381 00:19:35,404 --> 00:19:37,461 Oh, this? Sure. 382 00:19:38,168 --> 00:19:39,096 Thank you. 383 00:19:48,024 --> 00:19:49,338 This is a French truffle. 384 00:19:49,916 --> 00:19:51,283 Except we're in Oregon. 385 00:19:52,924 --> 00:19:53,858 Are there others? 386 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,235 A few. Thousands of them. 387 00:19:56,422 --> 00:19:58,242 I thought you said you had plenty. 388 00:19:58,377 --> 00:20:00,519 One can never have enough truffles. 389 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:04,480 You see, that's why I'm donating these to the local co-ops. 390 00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,991 She might, uh, you know, take a few and sell them 391 00:20:06,992 --> 00:20:09,996 and -- and use the proceeds to do something for the locals, 392 00:20:09,997 --> 00:20:11,692 like open up another bookstore. 393 00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:14,156 No, these truffles belong to the city of Portland. 394 00:20:14,185 --> 00:20:16,710 You know, that's what I did back in the U.K., see? 395 00:20:16,711 --> 00:20:19,740 Yeah -- open-source food. That's what it's all about these days. 396 00:20:19,741 --> 00:20:21,204 Rebecca, darling, lovely, uh, I -- 397 00:20:21,469 --> 00:20:24,139 If my new friend and I could just have a word. 398 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,300 Oh, right. 399 00:20:26,474 --> 00:20:28,513 I'll go and check on my crooknecks, then. 400 00:20:31,812 --> 00:20:35,835 This is your modern world -- ripping off some hippie chick. 401 00:20:37,419 --> 00:20:38,399 Okay. 402 00:20:39,558 --> 00:20:40,896 How much land does she have? 403 00:20:41,003 --> 00:20:42,382 Uh, 16,000 acres. 404 00:20:42,383 --> 00:20:44,380 And how much has truffles growing on it? 405 00:20:44,381 --> 00:20:46,437 16,000 acres. 406 00:20:50,976 --> 00:20:53,948 Get me 20 pounds by tonight, I'll pay you five grand. 407 00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:57,734 Hmm. Do you know what my, um -- my first squash teacher told me? 408 00:20:57,735 --> 00:20:59,727 If you're gonna play with a broken racquet, 409 00:20:59,728 --> 00:21:01,719 take care to lob your shots. 410 00:21:03,203 --> 00:21:04,415 Does that mean you're in? 411 00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:05,540 No, actually, it doesn't mean I'm in. 412 00:21:05,541 --> 00:21:07,882 It means that you need to pay fair market price 413 00:21:07,883 --> 00:21:09,123 if you want my truffles. 414 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,993 $2,000 a pound. 415 00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:13,045 Well, I can see 416 00:21:13,046 --> 00:21:15,815 I can't pull one over on you, mister, uh... 417 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,524 Slabdash. It's Gnar Slabdash. 418 00:21:18,525 --> 00:21:19,435 The "N" is -- 419 00:21:19,436 --> 00:21:20,795 Mostly silent, yeah. 420 00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:26,710 $40,000. Three hours. 421 00:21:26,809 --> 00:21:28,240 Oh, and um, if you... 422 00:21:30,925 --> 00:21:31,753 Thank you. 423 00:21:36,118 --> 00:21:37,917 16 pounds is all I could get. 424 00:21:38,161 --> 00:21:40,342 A former student of mine in Seattle gave me all he had. 425 00:21:40,627 --> 00:21:43,120 Has to take truffles off his menu for a while. 426 00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:45,936 Ahh. He'll get them back with interest. 427 00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:48,178 Okay, so once Lampard buys these from us, 428 00:21:48,179 --> 00:21:50,621 we'll track where he keeps his French truffles and his cash. 429 00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:52,048 Everything all set with your students? 430 00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:53,991 Yes. It's gonna be Tony-worthy. 431 00:21:53,992 --> 00:21:55,440 Well, I hope it's grifter-worthy. 432 00:21:56,110 --> 00:21:57,656 Hardison, how are we doing back there? 433 00:21:58,347 --> 00:22:01,667 We are good. The camera's operational. 434 00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:04,110 No matter where he hides those truffles, we'll see it. 435 00:22:04,763 --> 00:22:06,765 Okay. Wish me luck. 436 00:22:06,974 --> 00:22:11,273 Listen, I don't trust Lampard or Rampone, so be careful. 437 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,476 I'm always careful. 438 00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:31,161 If I keep this idiot on a leash -- 439 00:22:31,639 --> 00:22:33,852 selling truffles at half their value -- 440 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:36,436 I can cut out Jean-Luc and the frogs for good. 441 00:22:38,820 --> 00:22:39,974 Let's see the merch. 442 00:22:46,682 --> 00:22:48,197 Doesn't look like 20 pounds. 443 00:22:48,606 --> 00:22:49,732 Let me see the cash. 444 00:22:52,422 --> 00:22:53,875 Doesn't look like $40,000. 445 00:22:53,876 --> 00:22:57,083 Well, you can count it after I weigh your bag. 446 00:23:02,899 --> 00:23:05,167 Now, my guess is as good as any scale. 447 00:23:05,201 --> 00:23:06,262 And you're light. 448 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,921 Almost an eighth of a pound. 449 00:23:12,050 --> 00:23:14,127 That's, uh... that's remarkable. 450 00:23:14,358 --> 00:23:16,949 Thank you. I'll take it anyway. 451 00:23:16,950 --> 00:23:18,485 Can I have the cash, please? 452 00:23:19,997 --> 00:23:21,940 Hey, drop by the restaurant tomorrow night. 453 00:23:21,941 --> 00:23:23,703 I'll give you the friends-and-family discount. 454 00:23:23,827 --> 00:23:26,807 Yeah, I'm taking Ms. Wambach to dinner, so... 455 00:23:26,808 --> 00:23:27,526 Bring her along. 456 00:23:27,861 --> 00:23:31,373 You can try one of our new signature black truffle dishes. 457 00:23:38,137 --> 00:23:39,957 Okay, what do we got? 458 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,529 Well, they're just coming in now. 459 00:23:42,558 --> 00:23:44,546 Okay, open it up, Rampone. 460 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:57,314 Okay, we're gonna do this when Lampard's distracted -- 461 00:23:57,315 --> 00:23:59,238 tomorrow night, opening night of the restaurant. 462 00:23:59,239 --> 00:24:00,741 To-- how are we gonna do that? 463 00:24:00,742 --> 00:24:02,278 He's gonna be all over that kitchen. 464 00:24:02,279 --> 00:24:03,832 Well, not if a food critic is there. 465 00:24:03,925 --> 00:24:04,651 I'm on it. 466 00:24:04,997 --> 00:24:07,509 But you know Sophie burned her I.D. with the truffle hippie. 467 00:24:09,236 --> 00:24:10,547 Parker can do it. 468 00:24:10,548 --> 00:24:12,344 No, I can't. I don't even like food. 469 00:24:12,345 --> 00:24:14,136 Except for chocolate and doughnuts. 470 00:24:14,137 --> 00:24:17,208 Listen to me, Parker, you can do it, all right? 471 00:24:17,399 --> 00:24:18,956 Remember everything that we talked about. 472 00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,013 Nate, she can do it. 473 00:24:20,014 --> 00:24:22,782 Yeah, okay. So, Parker, you're the food critic. 474 00:24:24,346 --> 00:24:26,951 I give you the foodie queen. 475 00:24:26,952 --> 00:24:29,250 I can make or break a restaurant with just one review? 476 00:24:29,387 --> 00:24:32,235 Now, no one knows what the foodie queen looks like, 477 00:24:32,236 --> 00:24:34,808 except for this weird birthmark on her wrist, and this. 478 00:24:35,085 --> 00:24:37,216 Ah. Nice. 479 00:24:37,217 --> 00:24:38,174 Wait -- wait a minute. 480 00:24:38,257 --> 00:24:40,453 If Parker's on the floor, Eliot's in the kitchen... 481 00:24:40,454 --> 00:24:42,442 Yeah. ...Who's on the safe? 482 00:24:43,627 --> 00:24:46,341 No. Mnh-mnh. No, no. 483 00:24:46,342 --> 00:24:48,915 You are not tearing me away from my molecular gastronomy genius. 484 00:24:48,916 --> 00:24:49,826 I think not. 485 00:24:49,827 --> 00:24:51,316 It's what we were counting on. 486 00:24:51,317 --> 00:24:52,697 You can count on something else. 487 00:24:52,754 --> 00:24:54,729 Everyone, you know, has to have a role, yeah. 488 00:24:54,984 --> 00:24:55,839 I got a laser. 489 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,049 Do you hear that? What is that? 490 00:24:58,356 --> 00:25:00,730 I-I can't believe you think that I would do something like that! 491 00:25:00,731 --> 00:25:03,227 I mean, we have been together for three years now. 492 00:25:03,228 --> 00:25:03,772 Three years. 493 00:25:03,773 --> 00:25:06,442 And apparently, that has meant absolutely nothing to you. 494 00:25:06,443 --> 00:25:09,186 I thought that we had a bond of trust, and apparently -- 495 00:25:09,919 --> 00:25:10,714 What's going on here? 496 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:12,666 Huh? Oh, oh, oh! It's very exciting. 497 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:15,402 She's accusing him of cheating on her with her sister-in-law. 498 00:25:15,415 --> 00:25:17,703 Yes, but the truth is, he's in love with her brother 499 00:25:17,704 --> 00:25:19,743 who works as a longshoreman on the same docks 500 00:25:19,744 --> 00:25:22,840 where Kitty Dukakis once slapped a drag queen in a fit of -- 501 00:25:22,841 --> 00:25:24,231 Oh, I'm sor-- I get it. 502 00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:25,716 They're acting students of yours. 503 00:25:25,717 --> 00:25:29,387 I see. Yes! Yes. Nate, we're working on character 504 00:25:29,388 --> 00:25:33,476 and their backgrounds and their motivation, everyone. 505 00:25:33,477 --> 00:25:34,218 Good job. 506 00:25:34,219 --> 00:25:38,481 Oh, Nate, you know that the core of good acting 507 00:25:38,482 --> 00:25:40,487 comes from the persistence of tectonics. 508 00:25:40,504 --> 00:25:42,886 No idea what that means. Very concerned that you do. 509 00:25:43,787 --> 00:25:45,971 Ignore him. He's not here. 510 00:25:46,070 --> 00:25:48,748 Now, remember the time we did it in sign language? 511 00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:51,389 This time, you're blind. 512 00:25:52,044 --> 00:25:55,259 Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?! 513 00:25:58,651 --> 00:26:00,043 All right, people, listen up. 514 00:26:00,044 --> 00:26:02,711 You have made varsity. You're no longer on the J.V. team. 515 00:26:02,712 --> 00:26:05,090 Leo, you're on seafood all night. Right there. Don't move. 516 00:26:05,091 --> 00:26:07,030 Hope, you're on vegetables. Garnish, all right? 517 00:26:07,031 --> 00:26:08,341 Remember the pairing work that we went over. 518 00:26:08,342 --> 00:26:09,583 Whitney, come with me. 519 00:26:09,584 --> 00:26:10,782 You are gonna be on the grill, sweetheart, 520 00:26:10,783 --> 00:26:12,973 right here all night -- my sidekick, okay? 521 00:26:12,974 --> 00:26:14,733 You -- you're on supplies. 522 00:26:16,387 --> 00:26:19,509 Supply. You go... no. Go. 523 00:26:22,690 --> 00:26:24,113 Stop eating my food. 524 00:26:24,567 --> 00:26:25,617 Right this way, ma'am. 525 00:26:29,395 --> 00:26:30,375 Keep an eye out for this one. 526 00:26:30,376 --> 00:26:32,257 Word is she's gonna be here tonight. 527 00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:33,135 I'm on it. 528 00:26:37,237 --> 00:26:40,590 Ah, Lampard. You remember Rebecca. 529 00:26:40,591 --> 00:26:41,925 Yes, welcome. Welcome. 530 00:26:41,926 --> 00:26:45,102 We have an outstanding array of vegan choices. 531 00:26:45,151 --> 00:26:46,744 Oh, is it organically grown, 532 00:26:46,745 --> 00:26:49,220 ethically sourced, organically local? 533 00:26:49,246 --> 00:26:49,928 Of course. Ahh. 534 00:26:49,929 --> 00:26:53,338 I use nothing but the finest Portland farmers for everything. 535 00:27:02,682 --> 00:27:04,245 The critic -- she's here. 536 00:27:04,605 --> 00:27:05,867 Foodie queen? Mm-hmm. 537 00:27:05,868 --> 00:27:07,168 How do you know? 538 00:27:10,076 --> 00:27:11,249 Well, it looks like her. 539 00:27:12,032 --> 00:27:13,311 You know, I read one thing about her 540 00:27:13,312 --> 00:27:15,689 having a Crescent-shaped birthmark on one of her -- oh. 541 00:27:17,519 --> 00:27:18,392 It's her. 542 00:27:22,422 --> 00:27:23,941 Ah. What? 543 00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:25,846 You're not serving table six. I am. 544 00:27:25,847 --> 00:27:27,674 No one serves table six but me, got it? 545 00:27:27,924 --> 00:27:28,776 Si, Senor. 546 00:27:30,395 --> 00:27:31,917 Hello. B-b-bup! 547 00:27:32,222 --> 00:27:32,892 Jolly good. 548 00:27:33,859 --> 00:27:37,251 Okay, barring any unforeseen circumstances, 549 00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:38,136 we are good to go. 550 00:27:44,408 --> 00:27:47,067 Lampard thinks he can cut me out, huh? 551 00:27:48,285 --> 00:27:50,435 He wants to take my truffle business. 552 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,690 Then I will take his most precious commodity. 553 00:27:54,916 --> 00:27:58,321 Patrice, go in there and bring me his chef. 554 00:28:09,842 --> 00:28:10,912 Here we go. 555 00:28:11,279 --> 00:28:12,034 Enjoy. 556 00:28:13,595 --> 00:28:16,112 Parker, let's give them some micro-expressions. 557 00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:19,176 When you take your first bite, just give a hint of a smile. 558 00:28:19,177 --> 00:28:22,055 Remember, the key is micro. 559 00:28:29,937 --> 00:28:31,937 Well that didn't work. 560 00:28:31,963 --> 00:28:33,069 Okay, so, what's wrong? 561 00:28:33,070 --> 00:28:36,077 When someone really smiles, then their eyes wrinkle up. 562 00:28:36,078 --> 00:28:36,931 You know, you just can't help it. 563 00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:39,594 But if a smile's fake, then the muscles -- they don't contract. 564 00:28:39,621 --> 00:28:42,797 There isn't anything she likes or can connect with. 565 00:28:43,050 --> 00:28:44,728 Parker, this time, when you take a bite, 566 00:28:44,729 --> 00:28:47,429 think of the first time you stole something. 567 00:28:53,638 --> 00:28:56,789 Yeah, listen -- Lampard needs to see some anxiety in her, 568 00:28:56,790 --> 00:28:59,094 you know, just to have him stick around. 569 00:29:00,033 --> 00:29:02,084 Parker, take a bite, 570 00:29:02,085 --> 00:29:05,812 then blink, then think of...jazz. 571 00:29:07,981 --> 00:29:09,766 Everything okay? Can I get you something? 572 00:29:10,163 --> 00:29:11,557 Mm, ah, spring rolls. Spring rolls. 573 00:29:11,591 --> 00:29:12,536 Nicely done. 574 00:29:14,874 --> 00:29:15,834 All right, listen up. 575 00:29:15,835 --> 00:29:18,131 I need a wedge salad, two Delmonicos. 576 00:29:18,132 --> 00:29:19,307 I need another black tag. 577 00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:20,253 Yes, chef. 578 00:29:20,254 --> 00:29:22,618 Oh, and I'm out of these purple tomatoes. 579 00:29:22,707 --> 00:29:24,846 Hope, those are red onions. Hardison! 580 00:29:25,471 --> 00:29:27,655 What? I need some more red onions in here. 581 00:29:27,698 --> 00:29:29,594 How long on those prawns, Leo? 30 seconds, chef. 582 00:29:29,595 --> 00:29:30,598 I need them in 20, buddy. 583 00:29:30,599 --> 00:29:31,814 All right, let's go. Runners! 584 00:29:31,851 --> 00:29:33,423 - Yes, chef. - We need some runners in here! 585 00:29:35,276 --> 00:29:37,131 If you're not cooking, stay out of my kitchen. 586 00:29:37,132 --> 00:29:38,985 Chef, you come with me. 587 00:29:46,883 --> 00:29:49,241 What? Plate 'em! 588 00:29:56,611 --> 00:29:57,562 Runners! 589 00:29:57,589 --> 00:29:59,330 Is this how it's gonna be now, hmm? 590 00:29:59,344 --> 00:30:00,506 I'm the supplies guy? 591 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,422 Take those down to hope. And stop eating my food. To hope? 592 00:30:05,816 --> 00:30:08,358 Okay. Lampard's locked on. Go, Hardison. 593 00:30:10,047 --> 00:30:11,326 Where is Patrice? 594 00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:13,694 Samir, go get me the chef. 595 00:30:27,297 --> 00:30:29,262 Nate, it is time for plan "B." 596 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,292 Yeah, actually, that was plan "B." 597 00:30:31,697 --> 00:30:33,692 Okay, Parker, you need to get Hardison inside 598 00:30:33,693 --> 00:30:35,316 without tipping off Lampard. 599 00:30:40,493 --> 00:30:42,445 The spring rolls sneak up on you. 600 00:30:42,730 --> 00:30:45,964 The flavors come from somewhere else, 601 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,137 like a secret passage in the back of my -- 602 00:30:49,310 --> 00:30:52,023 what's it called? -- Palate. 603 00:30:52,282 --> 00:30:53,117 Air duct. 604 00:30:53,215 --> 00:30:53,878 Got it. 605 00:30:56,847 --> 00:30:59,454 How's it taste, Parker? You feeling anything? 606 00:31:01,824 --> 00:31:04,842 The salsa verde is a nice marriage with the spring rolls, 607 00:31:04,843 --> 00:31:05,899 but while totally yummy, 608 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:09,627 I just feel like... I should be feeling more. 609 00:31:10,953 --> 00:31:12,477 Why didn't I think of that? 610 00:31:13,689 --> 00:31:16,839 All right, listen, I want to put bone marrow in the salsa verde. 611 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:17,770 So gross. 612 00:31:17,771 --> 00:31:20,392 No, it's not. It gives it the consistency that it's lacking. 613 00:31:20,393 --> 00:31:21,656 Go, right now. Bone marrow. 614 00:31:21,657 --> 00:31:24,647 No salsa verde flies out of this kitchen without bone marrow. 615 00:31:24,648 --> 00:31:25,492 "Yes, chef"? 616 00:31:25,493 --> 00:31:26,932 Yes, chef. Yes, chef. 617 00:31:29,901 --> 00:31:31,326 How we doing, Hardison? 618 00:31:31,594 --> 00:31:32,453 Oh, we're good. 619 00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:35,404 Just swimming through an ocean of food. 620 00:31:37,084 --> 00:31:39,413 Side note -- don't order the spinach. 621 00:31:40,904 --> 00:31:44,196 I can taste garlic and mushrooms. 622 00:31:46,142 --> 00:31:48,569 And something else that makes me feel different. 623 00:31:48,814 --> 00:31:51,262 Wait -- was that for me? 'Cause I-I don't get it. 624 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:53,757 No. It's the food. 625 00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:56,900 I get it. 626 00:31:58,632 --> 00:31:59,688 I feel something. 627 00:32:04,602 --> 00:32:06,585 What is going on in there, huh? 628 00:32:06,965 --> 00:32:09,048 Thierry, go bring them all back -- 629 00:32:09,049 --> 00:32:11,633 Patrice, Samir, and that stupid chef. 630 00:32:12,754 --> 00:32:15,382 What's your problem, huh? He's just a chef. 631 00:32:15,383 --> 00:32:16,640 He's not a man. 632 00:32:16,641 --> 00:32:18,943 He cooks little food with little pots and pans. 633 00:32:18,944 --> 00:32:21,598 Come on. 634 00:32:24,483 --> 00:32:26,393 You gonna put me on supplies. 635 00:32:26,892 --> 00:32:28,798 This is cooking with liquid nitrogen. 636 00:32:35,828 --> 00:32:37,506 These black noodles are amazing! 637 00:32:37,507 --> 00:32:39,820 Parker, it's tagliolini nero con gamberi. 638 00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:46,964 These are really good. 639 00:33:02,382 --> 00:33:06,388 I can make blue spaghetti, or I can blow a safe. 640 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:24,890 Taste this. 641 00:33:28,291 --> 00:33:29,953 Not too much ginger? Mnh-mnh. 642 00:33:32,936 --> 00:33:35,231 Uh, chef? Chef? 643 00:33:35,795 --> 00:33:37,575 What? Should I plate the Delmonico? 644 00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:41,141 Perfect temperature. Good job, Whitney. 645 00:33:41,142 --> 00:33:42,888 Oh, my God! Thank you, thank you! 646 00:33:43,019 --> 00:33:45,329 Get it on the plate. Got to put it on the plate. 647 00:33:45,558 --> 00:33:47,623 Sorry. Sorry. I know. I know. 648 00:33:47,624 --> 00:33:48,568 Runners! 649 00:33:50,198 --> 00:33:51,527 Aw, yeah, baby. 650 00:33:52,897 --> 00:33:53,998 Money, money, money. 651 00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:02,082 I'll bite you. I'll bite you! 652 00:34:04,175 --> 00:34:05,953 Nate, coming in hot. 653 00:34:06,767 --> 00:34:08,225 Okay, Sophie, you're on. 654 00:34:10,912 --> 00:34:14,570 Ladies and gentlemen, I think we should all stand up -- 655 00:34:14,571 --> 00:34:17,443 stand up and give a big thank-you to David Lampard 656 00:34:17,444 --> 00:34:19,643 for this lovely food that we're enjoying. 657 00:34:19,644 --> 00:34:20,528 You don't have to -- 658 00:34:20,529 --> 00:34:23,675 I know you all know what tree hugging is, but I think -- 659 00:34:23,676 --> 00:34:26,239 why don't we try hugging a chef? 660 00:34:27,589 --> 00:34:29,760 Hug a chef, why don't you? 661 00:34:30,190 --> 00:34:32,960 All right. Lovely. Oh, that's a lovely hug. 662 00:34:32,961 --> 00:34:34,626 Okay, you can let go. Please. 663 00:34:35,601 --> 00:34:36,428 My goodness. 664 00:34:41,265 --> 00:34:43,157 Oh, look. There's a group hug. 665 00:34:53,953 --> 00:34:56,346 Isn't he just gonna grab the truffles and run? 666 00:34:56,713 --> 00:34:57,517 I hope so. 667 00:34:58,821 --> 00:35:00,276 Move, move, move, move! 668 00:35:09,909 --> 00:35:13,302 Spencer, right? I thought I recognized you. 669 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,622 Everybody out -- now! 670 00:35:19,113 --> 00:35:20,877 Good job tonight. Thanks. 671 00:35:23,607 --> 00:35:25,889 See, the whole hippie thing threw me off. 672 00:35:31,233 --> 00:35:32,984 I'm gonna eat that when I'm done with you. 673 00:35:33,577 --> 00:35:37,329 Yeah, you were a good operator, if I remember correctly. 674 00:35:37,953 --> 00:35:39,007 It's a different guy. 675 00:35:40,062 --> 00:35:41,017 Bad attitude. 676 00:35:43,038 --> 00:35:44,681 Same bad attitude, though. 677 00:35:46,593 --> 00:35:48,233 You hurt my friend, Rampone. 678 00:35:48,957 --> 00:35:49,864 I should have killed him. 679 00:35:55,016 --> 00:35:56,412 Like I'm gonna do to you. 680 00:36:10,818 --> 00:36:11,734 Come on. 681 00:36:50,096 --> 00:36:53,062 Not only did you and Lampard ruin my friend Toby's life, 682 00:36:53,082 --> 00:36:55,662 but you ruined the lives of the kids he was trying to help. 683 00:37:00,507 --> 00:37:01,477 Eliot -- 684 00:37:02,433 --> 00:37:04,901 Not worth it. Give him to the cops. 685 00:37:04,964 --> 00:37:06,720 Call off your dog. He's crazy. 686 00:37:06,997 --> 00:37:07,856 Crazy? 687 00:37:08,067 --> 00:37:10,879 I'm gonna cut your freaking head off and serve it on a platter. 688 00:37:14,709 --> 00:37:15,846 Call him off. 689 00:37:24,759 --> 00:37:26,009 That's enough, Eliot. 690 00:37:35,661 --> 00:37:36,662 Thanks. 691 00:37:42,467 --> 00:37:44,713 Serve his -- his head on a platter, huh? 692 00:37:44,714 --> 00:37:46,126 Was it too much? No, actually, I liked it. 693 00:37:46,127 --> 00:37:47,454 I felt like it was a lot. 694 00:37:47,455 --> 00:37:50,022 Like, right when I said it, I felt like I may have gone too far. 695 00:37:55,456 --> 00:37:56,444 David Lampard? 696 00:38:00,468 --> 00:38:03,000 I'm agent Palmer and this is agent Snead -- 697 00:38:03,001 --> 00:38:05,013 like the golfers, only we're not golfers. 698 00:38:05,043 --> 00:38:08,252 We're government agents. We need to look in your bags. 699 00:38:08,253 --> 00:38:10,741 What are you -- D.E.A., eh? Looking for drugs? 700 00:38:10,868 --> 00:38:12,966 Sure, look all you want. No drugs. 701 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:16,860 What's this? 702 00:38:16,861 --> 00:38:18,209 Charcoal briquettes. 703 00:38:18,291 --> 00:38:20,212 I'm a bit of a grill master. 704 00:38:20,213 --> 00:38:22,725 Smells like tuber melanosporum. 705 00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:24,613 What's that? Truffles. 706 00:38:24,925 --> 00:38:29,932 Oh, well, you see, I'm a restaurant owner and a chef. 707 00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:31,294 Yeah, these are actually French truffles. 708 00:38:31,295 --> 00:38:33,427 They're not mine. I'm just taking them back to France. 709 00:38:33,428 --> 00:38:34,468 There's a lot of shady 710 00:38:34,469 --> 00:38:36,814 people in the truffle business and, you know... 711 00:38:38,021 --> 00:38:40,829 Hold on a second. What does the D.E.A. care about truffles? 712 00:38:40,830 --> 00:38:43,047 We're with U.S. fish and wildlife. 713 00:38:43,048 --> 00:38:45,567 Oh, well, then you're not real police. Leave me alone. 714 00:38:45,941 --> 00:38:47,030 But you are in violation 715 00:38:47,031 --> 00:38:49,972 of sections four and nine of the endangered species act. 716 00:38:50,052 --> 00:38:51,507 That's for animals. 717 00:38:51,508 --> 00:38:53,573 Fish, wildlife, and plants. 718 00:38:53,804 --> 00:38:55,822 This is outrageous. They're just truffles. 719 00:38:55,823 --> 00:38:59,324 It is illegal to possess or ship any fish, wildlife, or plant 720 00:38:59,325 --> 00:39:01,046 that has been taken illegally. 721 00:39:01,389 --> 00:39:02,076 Cuff him. 722 00:39:02,129 --> 00:39:05,132 No, I am not -- no, I'm not going. Tase him, Snead! 723 00:39:07,338 --> 00:39:10,145 Hands behind your back. Come on. 724 00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:28,477 I can't thank you enough. 725 00:39:28,848 --> 00:39:31,294 I have my students back, my reputation back. 726 00:39:32,048 --> 00:39:35,101 And now I'll be able to keep the doors open for a while. 727 00:39:35,102 --> 00:39:37,518 The doors aren't gonna close -- not while we're nearby. 728 00:39:43,308 --> 00:39:44,292 What is that? 729 00:39:44,341 --> 00:39:46,538 What -- what are you -- don't -- 730 00:39:46,623 --> 00:39:49,709 Package for... Alec Hardison. 731 00:39:50,065 --> 00:39:51,219 Oh, yeah. 732 00:39:51,793 --> 00:39:53,711 Got myself a laser. 733 00:39:53,712 --> 00:39:54,550 Absolutely not. 734 00:39:54,551 --> 00:39:56,094 Don't give -- don't sign for that. 735 00:39:56,528 --> 00:39:57,583 Don't sign for...? 736 00:39:57,609 --> 00:39:58,524 Hey, do you know what 737 00:39:58,525 --> 00:40:00,190 we're gonna be able to put on the pub's menu? 738 00:40:00,262 --> 00:40:01,817 On the pub's edible menu? 739 00:40:01,856 --> 00:40:04,822 Nate, you know... yeah, I know. You want to stab him in the... 740 00:40:04,823 --> 00:40:06,535 Stab what? Oh, hold on. 741 00:40:06,536 --> 00:40:07,792 Let me ask you something, man. 742 00:40:08,708 --> 00:40:10,983 Wouldn't you like to be able to slurp a block of foam 743 00:40:10,984 --> 00:40:13,437 that tastes just like a succulent new-York steak, 744 00:40:13,438 --> 00:40:15,309 or have a shot of liquid 745 00:40:15,310 --> 00:40:17,222 that tastes like a three-course Italian meal? 746 00:40:17,223 --> 00:40:19,478 No, he would rather have the three-course meal. 747 00:40:19,479 --> 00:40:21,661 You don't know that man's life, okay? 748 00:40:21,662 --> 00:40:24,116 He's delivering packages all around Portland. 749 00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:25,749 He's too busy to sit down and have a three-course meal, okay? 750 00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:27,325 He's a mover, a shaker, a doer. 751 00:40:27,326 --> 00:40:29,531 He'd rather have a tip. Hardison? 752 00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:31,672 For what? For...? 753 00:40:32,092 --> 00:40:32,936 For your laser. 754 00:40:33,808 --> 00:40:35,007 How about this, man? How about this? 755 00:40:35,008 --> 00:40:36,822 How about I give you a picture of ice cream 756 00:40:36,823 --> 00:40:39,436 that look like a-a-a chocolate taste just like rocky road? 757 00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:42,810 How about a dollar that tastes like a dollar? 758 00:40:42,811 --> 00:40:44,802 Uh-huh. You got brave. 759 00:40:44,803 --> 00:40:48,924 Okay, I see what this is. Got a little -- That's one, two. 760 00:40:50,142 --> 00:40:52,148 And there you go. Put that in the piggy bank. 761 00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:54,483 There you go. Be happy. 762 00:40:55,730 --> 00:40:57,075 I don't care no more. I'm done. 763 00:40:57,363 --> 00:40:59,537 You know what? If Parker was here, she would have my back, okay? 764 00:40:59,552 --> 00:41:01,045 She's a forward thinker. 765 00:41:01,046 --> 00:41:03,150 She ain't stuck in a time warp like y'all. 766 00:41:05,323 --> 00:41:06,529 Where is Parker? 767 00:41:07,168 --> 00:41:10,130 Oh, uh, she's, um, on a little trip.