1 00:00:00,906 --> 00:00:03,250 I got gold, you got gold. 2 00:00:03,292 --> 00:00:05,059 Lil Pusher's got crazy gold! 3 00:00:05,127 --> 00:00:07,362 Some of it just sitting there collecting dust! 4 00:00:07,429 --> 00:00:09,130 Do you have any idea how much gold 5 00:00:09,198 --> 00:00:10,932 you've acquired through the years? 6 00:00:10,999 --> 00:00:12,467 It could be like a treasure! 7 00:00:12,534 --> 00:00:16,170 Now's your chance to turn your gold into cold hard cash, 8 00:00:16,238 --> 00:00:17,772 'cause we have over 100 9 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:19,970 "Gold to be Sold" stores nationwide. 10 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:22,877 Or call us and we'll send you a free shipping pack, 11 00:00:22,945 --> 00:00:24,812 because we are America's number-one 12 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:26,914 online and storefront gold buyer! 13 00:00:26,982 --> 00:00:29,117 And that's the gold's honest truth! 14 00:00:29,184 --> 00:00:30,785 Yeah! 15 00:00:30,853 --> 00:00:33,888 I asked for all the forms in the inventory, Gordon, 16 00:00:33,956 --> 00:00:37,191 so I could review them on my flight back to Portland. 17 00:00:37,259 --> 00:00:39,327 I leave in 10 minutes, so move. 18 00:00:39,395 --> 00:00:41,103 - Your brother -- - Does not run the company. 19 00:00:41,158 --> 00:00:43,101 I'll call the better business bureau if I have to. 20 00:00:43,365 --> 00:00:46,801 - Can I help you? - Yes. Hi. 21 00:00:46,869 --> 00:00:48,636 I turned in my grandmother's necklace 22 00:00:48,704 --> 00:00:50,004 just to cover the mortgage. 23 00:00:50,072 --> 00:00:53,674 That can't be right. It's worth 15 times this. 24 00:00:53,742 --> 00:00:56,115 I assure you, Ms. Campston, 25 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:58,045 our appraisers are all 26 00:00:58,113 --> 00:01:00,592 accredited gemologists with the GIA. 27 00:01:00,733 --> 00:01:02,650 Well, I'd like my necklace back, then. 28 00:01:03,077 --> 00:01:05,245 Our policy states that you have to request a return 29 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:06,674 within the allotted two weeks, 30 00:01:06,726 --> 00:01:08,693 and I'm seeing here you're three days overdue. 31 00:01:09,113 --> 00:01:10,880 But that's two weeks from when the check was sent 32 00:01:10,944 --> 00:01:12,139 from your accounts payable department. 33 00:01:12,186 --> 00:01:13,828 I just got it in the mail yesterday. 34 00:01:13,896 --> 00:01:16,497 The necklace has probably already been melted. 35 00:01:16,565 --> 00:01:18,660 There's -- there's really nothing we can do. 36 00:01:18,706 --> 00:01:20,433 Well, can you check for sure and see? 37 00:01:20,502 --> 00:01:23,237 Sure. Come with me. 38 00:01:35,537 --> 00:01:38,639 Unfortunately, Ms. Campston, it has been destroyed. 39 00:01:39,121 --> 00:01:40,855 I am so sorry. 40 00:01:40,923 --> 00:01:42,019 We're done here. 41 00:01:42,074 --> 00:01:43,558 - Come on, ma'am. Let's go. - What? 42 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:44,993 That's it?! 43 00:01:47,312 --> 00:01:48,743 Have a nice day. 44 00:01:56,104 --> 00:01:58,139 Nana had nice taste. 45 00:01:58,207 --> 00:02:00,308 Now you've got five minutes. 46 00:02:01,443 --> 00:02:04,212 I saw the ad on TV. 47 00:02:04,279 --> 00:02:06,314 And as much as I didn't want to, 48 00:02:06,381 --> 00:02:08,950 I have a mortgage to pay, a child to feed. 49 00:02:09,017 --> 00:02:11,285 Next thing I knew, they sent me a packet with postage. 50 00:02:11,353 --> 00:02:12,987 Yeah, these cash-for-gold businesses, 51 00:02:13,055 --> 00:02:15,490 they make it very easy for customers to send in their gold. 52 00:02:15,557 --> 00:02:18,793 And this necklace, it had sentimental value to you? 53 00:02:18,861 --> 00:02:21,262 My grandma from England gave it to me before she died. 54 00:02:21,330 --> 00:02:25,099 She held it all the way through the London blitz in the '40s. 55 00:02:25,167 --> 00:02:26,434 I'm so ashamed I sent it in. 56 00:02:26,502 --> 00:02:29,737 No, no, I mean, you did what you had to do, and you did it for your family. 57 00:02:29,805 --> 00:02:30,805 Nothing to be ashamed about. 58 00:02:30,873 --> 00:02:31,806 Yeah, he's right. 59 00:02:31,874 --> 00:02:35,009 Look, your story's not unique. There are thousands of desperate people 60 00:02:35,077 --> 00:02:39,280 who send in their gold, they get these cheques way below market value. 61 00:02:39,348 --> 00:02:41,315 There's a pattern of perfidy. 62 00:02:42,851 --> 00:02:44,452 "A pattern of perfidy"? 63 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:45,853 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 64 00:02:45,921 --> 00:02:47,369 But I wish I had the necklace back. 65 00:02:47,436 --> 00:02:49,080 I just know it's still out there. 66 00:02:49,276 --> 00:02:50,469 Okay, well, here's what we're gonna do. 67 00:02:50,557 --> 00:02:51,776 We're gonna do everything we can to get it back -- 68 00:02:51,809 --> 00:02:53,043 Get it back for you. 69 00:02:53,135 --> 00:02:55,796 And probably help you pay that mortgage, too. 70 00:02:55,864 --> 00:02:57,298 Thank you. 71 00:03:05,374 --> 00:03:07,141 "Pattern of perfidy"? 72 00:03:07,209 --> 00:03:08,309 Seriously? 73 00:03:08,377 --> 00:03:11,479 Yes. This is it, Nate. This is the one. 74 00:03:11,547 --> 00:03:13,147 Look, there's no international crime, 75 00:03:13,215 --> 00:03:15,816 no Russians with guns, no Interpol. 76 00:03:15,884 --> 00:03:17,961 It's low risk, low danger, 77 00:03:18,016 --> 00:03:20,594 just two very smart dirtbags who like to hurt people. 78 00:03:20,696 --> 00:03:23,991 This is my shot. This time, I run the con. 79 00:03:24,059 --> 00:03:25,192 Oh, no. 80 00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:27,995 - Oh, yes. - Oh, boy. 81 00:03:28,063 --> 00:03:30,498 If you don't think I can handle it, just say. 82 00:03:30,566 --> 00:03:33,167 No. Hardison, that's not what I'm saying, actually. 83 00:03:33,235 --> 00:03:34,835 Well, what is it? You think I'll mess it up? 84 00:03:34,903 --> 00:03:35,773 Go on, speak your mind. 85 00:03:35,826 --> 00:03:38,394 No, come on. Please, just do your thing. 86 00:03:38,822 --> 00:03:41,156 - "Do your thing." - Sometime today, man, all right? 87 00:03:41,273 --> 00:03:43,320 Some of us have social lives we got to get back to. 88 00:03:43,393 --> 00:03:45,382 All of you don't even understand 89 00:03:45,421 --> 00:03:47,181 how much you depend on me, do you? 90 00:03:47,249 --> 00:03:49,517 All the hacking, the fake IDs, 91 00:03:49,585 --> 00:03:52,853 the financial searches, the sub-rosa profiling. 92 00:03:52,921 --> 00:03:55,823 Weeks of work every time, and none of you appreciate it. 93 00:03:55,891 --> 00:03:56,944 Hardison, we do. 94 00:03:56,983 --> 00:03:59,493 We just -- you know, we don't understand some of it. 95 00:03:59,561 --> 00:04:00,610 Well, most of it. 96 00:04:00,688 --> 00:04:02,689 But we're very -- we're very grateful. 97 00:04:02,798 --> 00:04:05,938 Yes, we are very grateful, Hardison. 98 00:04:06,188 --> 00:04:09,136 Now, if you will, let's -- let's run it. 99 00:04:09,204 --> 00:04:10,504 "Gold to be Sold". 100 00:04:10,572 --> 00:04:11,505 You run it. 101 00:04:11,573 --> 00:04:12,615 Why don't you go ahead, 102 00:04:12,654 --> 00:04:15,309 find your little briefing fairy online, without me. 103 00:04:15,377 --> 00:04:18,145 Start the job, and see how far you get... without me. 104 00:04:18,213 --> 00:04:20,348 No, I -- Hardison, come on. R-really, it's -- it -- 105 00:04:20,415 --> 00:04:23,718 That's his "very serious" arm-cross. 106 00:04:25,559 --> 00:04:27,744 All right. Here we go. 107 00:04:32,712 --> 00:04:33,694 Remote... 108 00:04:35,181 --> 00:04:37,031 How do you -- how do you get to the -- 109 00:04:37,099 --> 00:04:38,697 - Web browser? - Yeah. 110 00:04:38,807 --> 00:04:39,841 I don't know. 111 00:04:42,454 --> 00:04:43,337 Oh. 112 00:04:43,405 --> 00:04:45,275 There it is. Awesome. 113 00:04:48,110 --> 00:04:50,556 There we go. "Gold to be Sold". 114 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,470 Ooh, gold. I love gold. 115 00:04:54,116 --> 00:04:56,350 "Gold to be Sold" began as an Oregon-based company 116 00:04:56,418 --> 00:04:59,687 headed by a brother/sister team, Barbara and Tommy Madsen. 117 00:04:59,755 --> 00:05:01,756 Expanded nationwide in the last five years, 118 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:03,924 but their main processing and refinery's -- 119 00:05:03,992 --> 00:05:05,860 is in Portland, Oregon. 120 00:05:07,409 --> 00:05:08,534 See? 121 00:05:09,931 --> 00:05:11,966 Ah. Oh, por-- sorry, oh, wait. No, it -- 122 00:05:12,034 --> 00:05:13,167 Why is he looking up restaurants? 123 00:05:13,214 --> 00:05:15,609 No, I'm not. It's -- it's going up by itself. 124 00:05:15,694 --> 00:05:16,859 Just -- we'll move out of that. 125 00:05:16,898 --> 00:05:19,040 All right, all right. Here's the thing. 126 00:05:19,107 --> 00:05:21,409 Thousands of people, especially in a bad economy, 127 00:05:21,476 --> 00:05:23,753 they send their gold in once a week. 128 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:25,378 Now, the Madsens, what their scam is, 129 00:05:25,442 --> 00:05:26,464 they give low estimates, 130 00:05:26,503 --> 00:05:28,487 lost shipments, late checks -- that sort of thing. 131 00:05:28,534 --> 00:05:30,964 Now, if we figure that all the people that they're scamming 132 00:05:31,003 --> 00:05:32,722 are losing the same amount of money, 133 00:05:32,783 --> 00:05:35,552 then we're talking about a multimillion dollar graft, 134 00:05:36,174 --> 00:05:37,464 which, by the way, is legal. 135 00:05:37,496 --> 00:05:38,425 So... 136 00:05:38,784 --> 00:05:40,461 Now, how do I get the financials? 137 00:05:40,529 --> 00:05:43,197 Call for a free credit report. You got a phone. 138 00:05:43,265 --> 00:05:45,380 - Seriously? Y-you're doing that? - Hell, yeah. 139 00:05:45,474 --> 00:05:47,008 He's really doing this. 140 00:05:48,804 --> 00:05:50,855 Uh, Har-- Parker? What? 141 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:53,316 Could you please, uh, show us the, uh, commercial for -- 142 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:54,081 - Me? - Yeah. 143 00:05:54,137 --> 00:05:57,027 Bring up the commercial for "Gold to be Sold". 144 00:05:57,113 --> 00:05:58,660 This is great. Wait till you see this. 145 00:05:59,910 --> 00:06:00,910 Turn it down! 146 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:02,616 - Parker! - I am! 147 00:06:03,691 --> 00:06:04,532 Geez. 148 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:09,101 Oh. 149 00:06:13,562 --> 00:06:15,989 I got gold, you got gold. 150 00:06:16,067 --> 00:06:17,832 Lil Pusher's got crazy gold. 151 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:20,505 Some of it's just sitting there collecting dust! 152 00:06:20,567 --> 00:06:22,348 Do you have any idea how much gold 153 00:06:22,403 --> 00:06:24,262 you've acquired through the years? It could be -- 154 00:06:24,325 --> 00:06:26,674 Okay, guys. We're gonna do this the plain-and-simple way. 155 00:06:26,742 --> 00:06:28,843 Let's go steal some gold. 156 00:06:28,968 --> 00:06:34,168 Subtitles edited by Ehhhhtozebec 157 00:06:34,532 --> 00:06:36,542 Okay, Parker, the place is closed on Sundays, 158 00:06:36,576 --> 00:06:38,853 and there are no guards, but I want you in and out fast. 159 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:39,999 How long will the vault take you? 160 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:43,444 Glenn-Reeder 27-34? Hmm. 8 minutes, tops. 161 00:06:46,762 --> 00:06:49,697 Go ahead, guys. Rock my world. 162 00:06:49,765 --> 00:06:51,031 I thought you were on strike, Hardison. 163 00:06:51,099 --> 00:06:52,199 Why are you even here? 164 00:06:52,267 --> 00:06:54,368 It's a mental strike. I'm not really here. 165 00:06:54,436 --> 00:06:56,437 I'm actually far, far away, in my mind. 166 00:06:56,505 --> 00:06:59,206 Besides, who's gonna help Parker carry out all those gold bars? 167 00:06:59,274 --> 00:07:01,475 You know how much each one of those things weighs? 168 00:07:01,543 --> 00:07:04,378 They are heav-y-y-y. 169 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:24,498 Hmm? No alarm? 170 00:07:26,701 --> 00:07:29,537 Or maybe not so heavy. 171 00:07:33,542 --> 00:07:37,144 No gold, but you still had us break in there? 172 00:07:37,212 --> 00:07:39,547 - I was on strike. - You were on strike, huh? 173 00:07:39,614 --> 00:07:41,225 Hardison, you're gonna take the lead on this, 174 00:07:41,272 --> 00:07:41,897 you got to take the lead. 175 00:07:41,936 --> 00:07:44,151 Hey, I have the lead on this. 176 00:07:44,219 --> 00:07:46,821 I've had the lead on this thing since we left Boston. 177 00:07:46,888 --> 00:07:49,374 Gladys-Alpha-unlock. 178 00:07:49,499 --> 00:07:52,827 Initiate protocol 271-Z-X-T now. 179 00:07:52,894 --> 00:07:54,929 Voiceprint verified. 180 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:56,074 Who are you talking to? 181 00:07:56,123 --> 00:07:57,210 All right. 182 00:07:58,099 --> 00:08:00,234 Tommy and Barbara Madsen, 183 00:08:00,293 --> 00:08:01,970 owners of the "Gold to be Sold" empire. 184 00:08:02,025 --> 00:08:04,314 Now, Nate, had you let me run the con, you would know -- 185 00:08:04,361 --> 00:08:05,744 Had I let you run it? You said you were taking the lead -- 186 00:08:05,790 --> 00:08:07,808 If you let me run the con from the beginning, 187 00:08:07,876 --> 00:08:10,142 you would have found out that the Madsens melt down 188 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:12,783 their daily intake of gold and ship it out to their brokers 189 00:08:12,882 --> 00:08:14,783 at the end of every day. 190 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:17,478 That vault is almost always empty. 191 00:08:17,519 --> 00:08:18,919 So, you knew it was empty. 192 00:08:18,986 --> 00:08:20,655 Hardison, I'm gonna tell you something. 193 00:08:20,704 --> 00:08:22,256 I want you to listen to me very carefully, okay? 194 00:08:22,324 --> 00:08:23,691 You ever pull this again, 195 00:08:23,758 --> 00:08:26,025 I am gonna personally make sure you're off this team, 196 00:08:26,103 --> 00:08:28,605 'cause I'm gonna break every bone in your body! 197 00:08:28,648 --> 00:08:30,782 - All right. Wait. Wait. All right. - I said you needed me. 198 00:08:30,829 --> 00:08:32,657 Hardison, what con do you have in mind? 199 00:08:32,704 --> 00:08:35,671 The lazy dachshund? The Pizarro pressure point? What? 200 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:37,738 No. Sophie, Sophie. 201 00:08:37,806 --> 00:08:40,256 We're not gonna run one of Nate's picturesque 202 00:08:40,295 --> 00:08:42,569 - 18th-century cons, no. - Oh, really? 203 00:08:42,608 --> 00:08:45,980 We're gonna run a brand-new 21st-century con 204 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:47,928 and blow their minds. 205 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:55,053 For you. 206 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:57,236 And you. 207 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,239 All right. For you. 208 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:01,704 Oh! One for you. 209 00:09:01,782 --> 00:09:04,719 Now, these are full financial, physical, and psychological 210 00:09:04,766 --> 00:09:05,778 profiles of our players. 211 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:07,305 - Our marks. - No, our players. 212 00:09:07,352 --> 00:09:08,547 I'll explain in a minute. 213 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:12,067 Uh, Gladys, initiate process 67-H, 214 00:09:12,138 --> 00:09:13,952 the double-pronged monkey con. 215 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,567 - What is this? - 67-H confirmed. 216 00:09:17,497 --> 00:09:18,657 It's too complicated. 217 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,513 No, no, see, see, this new con of the future 218 00:09:21,654 --> 00:09:25,331 employs the most addictive, inescapable psychology 219 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:29,401 known to man -- video-game-design fundamentals. 220 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:31,524 - Like Pac-Man? - Like any game, really. 221 00:09:31,626 --> 00:09:34,340 You see, setting up a player is just like setting up a mark. 222 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,982 What you do is you lay out a goal, 223 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:38,077 you set up some obstacles for them to overcome 224 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:40,245 in order to reach that goal, right? 225 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,467 Start with player one -- Tommy Madsen. 226 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:45,451 Now, Tommy -- lonely, lonely Tommy. 227 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:49,121 The man is registered to seven different dating websites. 228 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,888 Now, on each of these websites, 229 00:09:50,974 --> 00:09:53,396 Tommy has to answer certain questionnaires. 230 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:54,849 Now, what I did was hacked questions 231 00:09:54,904 --> 00:09:58,831 from the Kleinfeld-Ochs psych indicator into his applications. 232 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:01,100 - What? - It's a test designed to measure 233 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,168 preferences in how people perceive the world. 234 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:05,671 You know, I-I had a lot of psych exams as a kid. 235 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,339 They're actually pretty easy. 236 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,808 Well, sometimes I made my doctors cry, but... 237 00:10:10,662 --> 00:10:13,645 The questions that Tommy answered peg him 238 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:17,349 as an extroverted hyper- competitive Alpha-male type. 239 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:19,051 He's the flashy face of the company, 240 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,747 not too bright, and he's very reward-oriented. 241 00:10:21,809 --> 00:10:23,442 So, how are you gonna hook him, Hardison? 242 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:27,025 By implanting the idea of a reward in his subconscious. 243 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:28,794 I hacked into his web browser, and, as you can see, 244 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:32,798 I inserted the word "treasure" into the side ads 245 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:37,066 to implant the idea of treasure into his thoughts. 246 00:10:37,106 --> 00:10:38,371 See, now, if Tommy wants the treasure, 247 00:10:38,418 --> 00:10:39,638 he's got to play our game. 248 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:43,142 And the game begins with a 19th-century gold watch 249 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,744 engraved with an old Cantonese inscription. 250 00:10:48,124 --> 00:10:49,680 To tell you the truth, I was more interested 251 00:10:49,734 --> 00:10:51,679 in the mahogany chest it came in. 252 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:54,420 I got it at an estate sale last week in Lake Oswego. 253 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,156 Oh, I'm a-actually in the antique business. 254 00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:00,741 Auntie Irna's Antiques on Oak Street? Ever heard of it? 255 00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:02,161 Can't say I have. 256 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,663 Oh. Well, there's definitely melt value here. Not a lot. 257 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:06,999 But I think you're looking at 14-karat, 258 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,920 millesimal fineness in the 580s. 259 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,037 $42. 260 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,305 Ooh. 261 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,941 Well, I was thinking more along the lines of, oh, 262 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,277 - I don't know, $100? - I said $42. 263 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,756 - $82. - $42. 264 00:11:19,821 --> 00:11:21,155 - $62. - $42. 265 00:11:21,198 --> 00:11:22,966 - $52. - $42. 266 00:11:23,143 --> 00:11:24,176 $43. 267 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,786 - $42. - Fine. $42. 268 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,055 Please sign here, darling. 269 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,224 "Darling." 270 00:11:32,283 --> 00:11:34,397 And... $42. 271 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,304 - Thank you. - Thank you. 272 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,432 Oh, excuse me. Ooh! 273 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,768 Hey, boss. You might want to take a look at this watch. 274 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,770 There's a little something extra to it. 275 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,105 Uh, player number two -- Barbara Madsen. 276 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,107 She is nothing like her brother. 277 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:51,043 I mean, the girl has a degree in chemical engineering. 278 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,608 She handles the technical and financial parts of the business. 279 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,814 Okay. Right there. That's the rub, guys. 280 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,450 I think the sister's way too engaged with the business 281 00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,785 to bite on a treasure hunt. 282 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,286 Now, I think what you need to do here 283 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,789 is you need to, uh, take the business out of play. 284 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,026 Say, shut down the distribution so they can't sell gold. 285 00:12:06,097 --> 00:12:08,727 Example -- the smelter perhaps malfu- 286 00:12:11,073 --> 00:12:13,153 - Sorry. No. - No, no. Like, no. Keep going. 287 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,500 This isn't -- no, because I'm not -- 288 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,601 - Hey, this is good. - No, I'm -- 289 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:16,835 - This is yours. Go ahead. - That's good. 290 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:20,639 See, Nate, unlike you, I'm open to suggestion. 291 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:24,142 I encourage the exchange of ideas. 292 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:28,113 Look, you touched on video-game-design fundamentals. 293 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,115 You see, different people play the same game 294 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,149 for different reasons. 295 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:32,651 And as video-game designers, 296 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:35,534 our job is to give the players what they crave. 297 00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:38,190 Now, Barbara, I mean, she seems a little square. 298 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,491 All business up top, right? 299 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,360 She majored in chemical engineering. 300 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,196 But she minored in archeology. 301 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,539 What is this? What the hell's going on, Roy? 302 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:52,203 Uh, Contillix sent the gold shipment back. 303 00:12:52,235 --> 00:12:53,860 Said the purity rating on the last trucks 304 00:12:53,914 --> 00:12:55,492 dipped below three nines fine. 305 00:12:55,539 --> 00:12:57,376 What?! That is total crap! 306 00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,212 Probably a data glitch. The same thing happened last year. 307 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,346 Well, they're freezing all shipments 308 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:02,381 until we clear it with the assayers. 309 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,664 So I'm shut down? 310 00:13:04,164 --> 00:13:06,234 What am I supposed to do for three days? 311 00:13:06,359 --> 00:13:07,750 What do you want to do about the, um -- 312 00:13:07,812 --> 00:13:09,757 Hey, B! Let me show you this. 313 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:13,187 A downtown antique dealer brought that in. 314 00:13:13,218 --> 00:13:14,993 You think it might be worth something? 315 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,829 Wow. It's interesting. 316 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,998 The lettering, I think it's Cantonese. 317 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,169 Figures that you would say that, egghead. 318 00:13:22,223 --> 00:13:23,302 I'm gonna track down the dealer 319 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:24,864 and see if she's got any other pieces. 320 00:13:24,916 --> 00:13:25,983 Mind if I come with? 321 00:13:26,044 --> 00:13:27,673 Contillix nicked the purity rating again. 322 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,708 I got the afternoon off. 323 00:13:31,536 --> 00:13:35,314 So, by hacking into Contillix's servers, 324 00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:37,349 like Nate suggests, 325 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:40,376 and giving the Madsen's gold a below-par purity rating, 326 00:13:40,531 --> 00:13:43,033 well, Miss Madsen has a little R&R time 327 00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:44,361 to go explore her little puzzles, 328 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:46,572 and Tommy gets to chase his golden carrot. 329 00:13:46,635 --> 00:13:47,853 That's a great idea, Nate. 330 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,962 Well, I was gonna stain it next week 331 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:51,930 to make it really pretty, you know, 332 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,499 like an English chestnut or a Sedona red. 333 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,688 But if you really want to see it, 334 00:13:55,748 --> 00:13:56,948 it's over here in the back. 335 00:13:56,985 --> 00:13:58,085 Hey, Parker, I think it's time 336 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,118 we introduce the Madsens to the idea 337 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,518 - of the Snake River Massacre treasure. - Ta-da. 338 00:14:03,714 --> 00:14:06,311 Like I said, I found this at an estate auction. 339 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,780 The dead guy was the son of some 19th-century preacher 340 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:09,982 who was apparently working 341 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:11,783 with some Chinese miners or something. 342 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,851 A missionary? 343 00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:15,515 Yep! That was the word -- "missionary." 344 00:14:15,601 --> 00:14:17,823 And apparently, this guy... 345 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:21,194 knew the location of this local famous treasure -- 346 00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:22,491 the snake something or other. 347 00:14:22,538 --> 00:14:25,194 - The Snake River Massacre treasure? - Oh, yeah. 348 00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,616 - It's a big piece of local history. - Yeah. 349 00:14:26,663 --> 00:14:28,033 It dates back to the 1880s. 350 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,804 Five white men murdered a group of Chinese miners 351 00:14:30,858 --> 00:14:32,772 for a considerable amount of gold dust. 352 00:14:32,835 --> 00:14:35,108 They were unsuccessful, because the gold is hidden 353 00:14:35,147 --> 00:14:36,308 somewhere in Portland. 354 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,943 How much gold? 355 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,012 - At today's prices, tens of millions. - Well, yeah, that's -- 356 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,380 - Maybe more. - Yeah. More. 357 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,849 But the truth is, most people believe it's a hoax. 358 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,635 Yeah. Hoax. Could be. 359 00:14:45,831 --> 00:14:48,733 Well, certainly feel free to take a looky-loo. 360 00:14:48,872 --> 00:14:50,006 Right in here. 361 00:14:50,128 --> 00:14:53,417 I'll just be right over here in the back. See ya. 362 00:14:55,346 --> 00:14:58,063 Look, look, look, look, look. Ooh! 363 00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:01,628 Okay. That's a cipher. 364 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,402 A code. 365 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,471 That says something. 366 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,707 And that is gold dust residue. 367 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,777 You think this thing tells the location of the treasure? 368 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,282 Excuse me, miss. 369 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,284 I'll give you 50 bucks for the chest. 370 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:22,017 50 bucks it is, cowboy. Come on over here. 371 00:15:22,165 --> 00:15:24,118 When you cipher, you take something you wrote 372 00:15:24,181 --> 00:15:27,946 and you encode it using a key book or a famous text, 373 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:29,628 like the declaration of independence. 374 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:32,130 Now, the only way we are gonna read this jumble of numbers 375 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:33,532 is if we find that key book. 376 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,834 So the question becomes, how do we find the key book? 377 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:36,935 I'm sure you'll tell me. 378 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,236 I'll tell you how -- 379 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:42,240 by gaining context on the person who wrote the cipher. 380 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:45,628 But Samuel Cavendish is dead. 381 00:15:45,723 --> 00:15:49,167 Well, then, we find an expert who knows something about him 382 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,628 or this Snake River Massacre treasure. 383 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,924 Isn't this so much fun? 384 00:15:53,988 --> 00:15:56,189 When do we get to the part about the $20 million? 385 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,870 Oh, believe me -- if this treasure is real, 386 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:01,042 you and I will never work another day in our lives. 387 00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:03,528 Bingo. 388 00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:06,245 And I've got a surprise. 389 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,668 Bam! Code names for us to use on the comms during the mission. 390 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,503 - Uh, Parker, you're "Gold." - Oh! 391 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,223 Sophie, you're "Silver," Nate, "Mercury," 392 00:16:14,442 --> 00:16:16,708 and Eliot, "Mr. Punchy." 393 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,479 You kidding me with that one? 394 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,217 All right, that's pretty good. 395 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,219 Punch-y-y-y! 396 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,788 Uh, would you mind writing that in the eval form? 397 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,123 It's at the back of your dossier. 398 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,792 - Ooh, evaluation forms. - A form? 399 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,127 Please, uh, fill those out anonymously, 400 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,662 and just, you know, give your honest feedback. 401 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,864 Oh, Nate never wants feedback. 402 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,232 To me, this is a team effort. 403 00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,367 I'd like to incorporate your ideas. 404 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,869 Nate, what are you doing? 405 00:16:44,263 --> 00:16:46,387 Oh, sorry. Writing a letter. 406 00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:47,997 Come on, Nate. You're writing a letter? 407 00:16:48,044 --> 00:16:49,645 While you're over there writing snail mail, 408 00:16:49,692 --> 00:16:51,848 we're sitting here devising twists 409 00:16:51,926 --> 00:16:55,447 for a never-before-done 21st-century con. 410 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,075 - Sounds very exciting. - It is. 411 00:16:57,145 --> 00:17:01,153 Now, Hardison, there are really only seven basic cons, 412 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,722 and the rest of them are all derivatives of those seven. 413 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,490 They've all been done, see? 414 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,892 - He's right. - Correction. 415 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:10,695 There were only seven cons until now. 416 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,063 See, this -- grifters are gonna be 417 00:17:13,109 --> 00:17:14,800 talking about this for years to come. 418 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,203 What I've organized is only level one 419 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:21,072 of the double-pronged monkey. 420 00:17:25,953 --> 00:17:26,676 Oh. 421 00:17:26,728 --> 00:17:28,883 Then it gets complicated. 422 00:17:33,327 --> 00:17:35,006 All right. Initiate shell component to 423 00:17:35,044 --> 00:17:36,310 clear out the contact. 424 00:17:36,543 --> 00:17:37,412 Mm-hmm. 425 00:17:37,482 --> 00:17:38,644 Pa-- hel-- excuse you. 426 00:17:38,712 --> 00:17:39,712 - What? Me? - The phone. 427 00:17:39,779 --> 00:17:41,380 Yes. Now. Thank you. 428 00:17:41,448 --> 00:17:42,414 Oh. Oh, oh! 429 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,083 Hello? 430 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:47,103 Ah, professor Altidore, this is Naomi Lineker 431 00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:49,488 from the Asian-American studies at Grinnell College. 432 00:17:49,556 --> 00:17:50,622 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 433 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:51,824 We would be interested in having you 434 00:17:51,891 --> 00:17:53,625 come and speak at that seminar. 435 00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:54,793 - No, stop. No, stop. - Yeah! 436 00:17:54,861 --> 00:17:56,937 Uh, "celebrating the subaltern 437 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,798 in the Asian-American immigrant experience." 438 00:17:59,866 --> 00:18:01,967 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 439 00:18:02,035 --> 00:18:05,304 Great. We'll be in touch. Thank you so much. Okay. Bye. 440 00:18:05,372 --> 00:18:07,039 - Give it to me. Give it to me. - Stop. Please. 441 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,480 Good morning, professor. 442 00:18:28,128 --> 00:18:30,396 If anyone has any information 443 00:18:30,463 --> 00:18:32,698 about this missionary and Chinese miners, 444 00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:34,733 it will be this professor Altidore. 445 00:18:34,801 --> 00:18:37,403 She's the expert on the subject. 446 00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:39,571 I am tired of playing games! 447 00:18:39,639 --> 00:18:41,106 You show me where those tunnels are! 448 00:18:41,174 --> 00:18:42,280 I don't know anything about the tunnels. 449 00:18:42,327 --> 00:18:44,343 Tommy's competitive. Ramp it up. Ramp it up. 450 00:18:44,411 --> 00:18:45,503 - Yes, you know what I'm talking about! - Leave me alone! 451 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,307 - Why are you bothering me?! - You know! 452 00:18:47,414 --> 00:18:50,628 Hey! Hey! You get off of her! What the hell are you doing?! 453 00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:52,331 - Get out of here! - Who are you?! 454 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,799 Before we call the cops. Shut up. Go. 455 00:18:56,073 --> 00:18:57,464 - Are you okay? - Yes. 456 00:18:57,539 --> 00:18:58,268 I'm sorry -- 457 00:18:58,339 --> 00:19:00,393 We were just walking by and saw what was happening. 458 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,768 - Who was that man? - Lenny Granzen. 459 00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,112 He's an antiquities dealer. 460 00:19:04,161 --> 00:19:05,440 More like a thug! 461 00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:06,757 He wants me to help him 462 00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:09,886 with some ridiculous 19th-century treasure hunt. 463 00:19:09,969 --> 00:19:11,511 I'm sorry. 464 00:19:11,641 --> 00:19:12,612 It's all right. 465 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,989 Uh, I'm Tommy Madsen. This is my sister, Barbara. 466 00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:18,542 We're -- uh, we're in the gold business. 467 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,826 You don't know us, but we actually came here to see you. 468 00:19:21,987 --> 00:19:23,206 Really? Why? 469 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,901 About that ridiculous treasure hunt. 470 00:19:27,947 --> 00:19:29,714 Well, look. 471 00:19:30,056 --> 00:19:31,990 Introducing Nate as a rival 472 00:19:32,058 --> 00:19:33,659 locks in value for the treasure hunt. 473 00:19:33,726 --> 00:19:35,060 How? 474 00:19:35,128 --> 00:19:37,790 'Cause Tommy's so competitive, when Nate showed up, 475 00:19:37,874 --> 00:19:39,330 it was impossible for him to resist. 476 00:19:39,451 --> 00:19:41,819 Sophie, the treasure hunt is still a hoax to you, okay? 477 00:19:41,872 --> 00:19:44,540 Make the Madsens work harder to convince you. 478 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:48,017 "When you enter a town and are welcomed, 479 00:19:48,311 --> 00:19:50,179 "eat what is set before you. 480 00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:52,978 Heal the sick who are there." Huh. 481 00:19:53,046 --> 00:19:55,314 Luke 10:8. 482 00:19:55,381 --> 00:19:58,150 Well, it's from the King James edition of the Bible. 483 00:19:58,218 --> 00:20:01,153 It was -- well, it was translated into old Cantonese 484 00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:03,388 by a man called Robert Morrison. 485 00:20:03,456 --> 00:20:05,264 He worked for the London Missionary Society 486 00:20:05,312 --> 00:20:06,389 in the early 19th century. 487 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:10,467 It was mostly referenced by Cantonese immigrant miners 488 00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,593 do you have a copy of that edition? 489 00:20:12,648 --> 00:20:13,915 Well, yes, of course. I -- 490 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,992 That watch is from the estate sale 491 00:20:17,027 --> 00:20:19,578 of the son of Samuel T. Cavendish. 492 00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:21,804 - Does that name sound familiar? - Yes. 493 00:20:21,866 --> 00:20:25,301 He's a very well-known missionary from the area. 494 00:20:26,112 --> 00:20:28,247 I've written academic articles on him. 495 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:31,047 We have in our possession an undiscovered document 496 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:33,922 that we believe belonged to Samuel T. Cavendish. 497 00:20:33,988 --> 00:20:35,312 I think it's a code. 498 00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:37,398 Don't buy into the treasure just yet, okay? 499 00:20:37,513 --> 00:20:39,881 Show a little resistance to the idea of it. 500 00:20:43,463 --> 00:20:44,863 Look, I'm sorry. 501 00:20:44,931 --> 00:20:46,460 I just, personally, don't believe in the legend 502 00:20:46,491 --> 00:20:48,108 of the Snake River Massacre treasure. 503 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,629 And I -- I just -- I can't condone 504 00:20:50,688 --> 00:20:53,657 the use of historical events to bolster... 505 00:20:54,007 --> 00:20:55,560 crazy theories. 506 00:20:55,657 --> 00:20:56,912 The Snake River Massacre 507 00:20:56,949 --> 00:20:59,451 was a terrible tragedy, and that's all there is to it. 508 00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:01,294 But what if the legend were true? 509 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,943 What if this cipher tells the location of a treasure 510 00:21:04,984 --> 00:21:07,052 and the Bible that you were referencing 511 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,421 is the key to cracking this cipher? 512 00:21:09,489 --> 00:21:12,751 Well, that would be historic, professor Altidore. 513 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:16,662 Wouldn't you be interested in finding something like that? 514 00:21:19,032 --> 00:21:20,332 Did you take a bite of all these? 515 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,401 Well, I had to see which one I wanted. 516 00:21:22,468 --> 00:21:23,735 - Wow. Really? - What -- 517 00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:30,130 Well, I -- 518 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:32,872 I don't know if any of this is true, but it is amazing, 519 00:21:33,011 --> 00:21:36,948 and it certainly does back up what Granzen claims. 520 00:21:37,857 --> 00:21:40,586 "Deposited in the tunnels below the city, 521 00:21:40,653 --> 00:21:42,654 "in walls two feet deep, 522 00:21:42,722 --> 00:21:44,957 we have hidden our mining fortunes." 523 00:21:45,024 --> 00:21:46,959 - The tunnels? - The Shanghai tunnels. 524 00:21:47,026 --> 00:21:49,828 Old tunnels running below the streets of Portland. 525 00:21:49,896 --> 00:21:52,631 They were used to abduct -- "Shanghai" -- sailors 526 00:21:52,699 --> 00:21:53,799 back in the 1800s. 527 00:21:53,866 --> 00:21:55,273 Beneath the city of Portland, 528 00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:56,758 a completely hidden city existed, 529 00:21:56,787 --> 00:21:58,922 connecting saloons and whorehouses, 530 00:21:58,981 --> 00:22:01,141 gambling parlors, opium dens even. 531 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,695 - How do you not know that? - Yeah, how do I not? 532 00:22:03,774 --> 00:22:04,773 It's very impressive, Barbara. 533 00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:06,954 You could be a professor yourself. Go on. 534 00:22:08,014 --> 00:22:10,746 "To arrive there, enter through the dockside doors. 535 00:22:10,850 --> 00:22:13,167 "Follow here through the Southern tunnel, 536 00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:15,816 and come upon a left turn." 537 00:22:37,877 --> 00:22:40,812 Sure the Madsens can find this place? I almost got lost. 538 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,247 But you didn't, did you? 539 00:22:42,315 --> 00:22:45,083 Because we used video-game art-design techniques 540 00:22:45,151 --> 00:22:46,585 to subconsciously lead you. 541 00:22:49,155 --> 00:22:50,255 That way. 542 00:22:50,323 --> 00:22:51,657 Yeah. 543 00:22:56,896 --> 00:23:00,932 Using arrows, signage and lighting, sound effects... 544 00:23:06,839 --> 00:23:09,280 We're giving the gamers what they want. 545 00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:11,280 They want to be cold, they want to be scared. 546 00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:13,983 They want an adventure. Let's give it to them. 547 00:23:21,757 --> 00:23:24,056 All right, Mr. Punchy. The Madsens are almost here. 548 00:23:24,123 --> 00:23:26,038 Now, remember, you're playing Tobias Bowden, 549 00:23:26,132 --> 00:23:28,827 Granzen's underestimated, underappreciated underling. 550 00:23:28,895 --> 00:23:31,096 Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna play him like that. 551 00:23:31,164 --> 00:23:32,631 Hey, that's okay, guy. 552 00:23:32,699 --> 00:23:35,600 That's okay, because I encourage initiative. 553 00:23:35,668 --> 00:23:37,035 But just remember, you work for Granzen, 554 00:23:37,103 --> 00:23:40,272 your cold... insensitive boss. 555 00:23:41,841 --> 00:23:45,444 You got any notes on how I can play cold and insensitive? 556 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:48,146 Oh, Mercury. You're a natural. 557 00:23:48,214 --> 00:23:50,482 Natural. 558 00:23:50,550 --> 00:23:52,484 What's my character's name again? 559 00:23:52,552 --> 00:23:53,819 - Gold. - Apples? 560 00:23:53,886 --> 00:23:55,320 - Gold. Gold. - Apple ax. 561 00:23:57,161 --> 00:23:59,167 - It must be behind this door. - Huh. 562 00:24:06,983 --> 00:24:08,342 It's the wrong machine, you idiot! 563 00:24:08,388 --> 00:24:09,451 No, it's either one or the other. 564 00:24:09,519 --> 00:24:10,598 - No, it's not one or the other. - It's got to be the right one. 565 00:24:10,637 --> 00:24:12,816 I can't bring the VLF down and the pulse-induction machine. 566 00:24:12,863 --> 00:24:14,327 - You can't -- oh. - It just doesn't work. 567 00:24:14,421 --> 00:24:15,588 Oh, wow. Look who's here. 568 00:24:15,685 --> 00:24:17,474 Oh, yeah. I remember you. Yeah, the tough guy. 569 00:24:17,527 --> 00:24:20,031 South wall of the east-facing alcove. 570 00:24:20,094 --> 00:24:21,764 Cipher? Yeah, you know where the cipher is, huh? 571 00:24:21,819 --> 00:24:23,326 - Is that what -- - Back off. Okay? 572 00:24:23,373 --> 00:24:25,485 I know exactly where the treasure is. 573 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:26,610 In these walls? 574 00:24:26,657 --> 00:24:28,514 These are the sub-foundations for the buildings above. 575 00:24:28,571 --> 00:24:30,889 This concrete's at least two feet thick. 576 00:24:31,366 --> 00:24:33,522 You're gonna need us if it is buried in here, 577 00:24:33,577 --> 00:24:34,678 which I don't know if it is. 578 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,444 But you're gonna need a Seekson 560 drill 579 00:24:36,512 --> 00:24:38,280 - to get through the cement and mortar. - You need a 560 drill. 580 00:24:38,347 --> 00:24:39,915 That's right, which I know you don't have. 581 00:24:39,982 --> 00:24:43,985 - A what? - A Seekson 560 long-hole drill. 582 00:24:44,053 --> 00:24:46,454 Very expensive, highly regulated 583 00:24:46,522 --> 00:24:48,323 in the state of Oregon, yeah, which is why you need me, 584 00:24:48,391 --> 00:24:49,758 'cause I have my engineer, Bowden, here. 585 00:24:49,825 --> 00:24:51,426 He has access to one of those drills. 586 00:24:51,494 --> 00:24:53,228 - I can get one. - Now, I'd get one. 587 00:24:53,296 --> 00:24:55,297 I'm just not liquid right now to get something like that. 588 00:24:55,364 --> 00:24:57,899 But, uh, give me the 34 G for the drill, 589 00:24:57,967 --> 00:25:00,235 we'll go 50/50 on the treasure. 590 00:25:00,303 --> 00:25:01,570 Give us your card. 591 00:25:01,637 --> 00:25:04,439 I'll think about it and give you a call. 592 00:25:06,709 --> 00:25:08,376 Thanks. 593 00:25:25,794 --> 00:25:27,195 You blown away yet, Nate? 594 00:25:27,263 --> 00:25:28,530 - What? - Come on, man. 595 00:25:28,598 --> 00:25:29,764 You know, like -- like the dude 596 00:25:29,832 --> 00:25:31,866 in that famous Maxell stereo commercial -- 597 00:25:31,934 --> 00:25:35,036 chillin' back in the leather chair, but instead of sound, 598 00:25:35,104 --> 00:25:36,938 you're blown away by the power of my mind. 599 00:25:37,006 --> 00:25:38,173 Come on, man. 600 00:25:38,241 --> 00:25:40,004 Now, listen, man. Don't get ahead of yourself. 601 00:25:40,066 --> 00:25:41,887 You know, the Madsens haven't made up their mind yet. 602 00:25:41,926 --> 00:25:44,379 Nate, they're already hooked. You know it. 603 00:25:44,447 --> 00:25:46,381 It's a good plan. I'll give you that. 604 00:25:46,449 --> 00:25:48,383 Thank you. Was that so hard? No. 605 00:25:48,451 --> 00:25:50,051 Listen, Hardison. 606 00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,053 The only thing success teaches you in this job 607 00:25:52,121 --> 00:25:53,955 is the next time, make it a little tougher. 608 00:25:54,023 --> 00:25:56,157 And tougher means more risk, more danger, 609 00:25:56,225 --> 00:25:57,525 more pressure on yourself. 610 00:25:57,593 --> 00:25:59,694 And that pressure begins to take a toll. 611 00:25:59,762 --> 00:26:01,696 You know, you begin to see the absolute worst in people. 612 00:26:01,764 --> 00:26:02,998 Their sins, their weaknesses, 613 00:26:03,065 --> 00:26:04,833 things you take advantage of. 614 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:06,668 And after a while, you realize 615 00:26:06,736 --> 00:26:08,811 that maybe the job has changed you. 616 00:26:10,406 --> 00:26:12,407 And not always for the better. 617 00:26:19,081 --> 00:26:21,016 Okay, Mercury, Mr. Punchy, 618 00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:25,020 Tommy Madsen is inbound with a check for $34,000. 619 00:26:25,087 --> 00:26:26,521 Up top. Give me some. 620 00:26:26,589 --> 00:26:29,224 Uh, no. I don't high-- high-five. 621 00:26:29,292 --> 00:26:30,558 But well done. 622 00:26:31,134 --> 00:26:31,826 Thank you. 623 00:26:31,894 --> 00:26:33,495 Would you mind putting that on the evaluation form? 624 00:26:33,562 --> 00:26:34,929 Oh. Okay. 625 00:26:34,997 --> 00:26:36,164 Thanks. 626 00:26:36,232 --> 00:26:37,866 What am I looking at? 627 00:26:37,933 --> 00:26:39,067 Just check it out. 628 00:26:39,619 --> 00:26:40,619 Seriously? 629 00:26:40,695 --> 00:26:41,601 - Listen. - Not now. 630 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,737 Parker, you good? 631 00:26:42,805 --> 00:26:45,427 - Yeah, I'm good. - Hardison, we're ready. 632 00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:46,408 You know what? 633 00:26:46,475 --> 00:26:49,577 To tell you the truth, I had no idea. 634 00:26:49,645 --> 00:26:50,693 About what? 635 00:26:50,778 --> 00:26:53,568 Oh, you know, when things come together so smoothly, 636 00:26:53,677 --> 00:26:55,617 when it all just clicks 637 00:26:55,685 --> 00:26:59,788 according to your beautiful and complicated plan... 638 00:26:59,855 --> 00:27:02,079 Just how sorry you feel for them. 639 00:27:02,133 --> 00:27:03,860 For them? No. For us, yes. 640 00:27:03,915 --> 00:27:06,055 Oh, you're just jealous of the puppet master. 641 00:27:06,149 --> 00:27:09,071 What? That's not "puppet master." That's jazz hands. 642 00:27:09,133 --> 00:27:11,366 - That's puppet master. - That's hang loose. 643 00:27:11,434 --> 00:27:13,468 No. That is hang loose. 644 00:27:13,536 --> 00:27:14,602 Oh, you know how to hang loose, 645 00:27:14,670 --> 00:27:15,870 but you don't know how to high-five? 646 00:27:15,938 --> 00:27:18,219 All right, guys, Tommy Madsen is here. 647 00:27:25,114 --> 00:27:27,882 Why is it made out to the mining equipment company? 648 00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:30,652 Yep. New terms. 70/30 split. 649 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,120 But that's not what we agreed to, though. 650 00:27:32,188 --> 00:27:33,455 That was -- that was with my sister. 651 00:27:33,522 --> 00:27:36,624 And she is not a good negotiator. 70/30 split. 652 00:27:36,692 --> 00:27:38,827 We did all the heavy lifting, we found the location. 653 00:27:38,894 --> 00:27:40,783 We deserve a bigger cut. 70/30. 654 00:27:40,829 --> 00:27:42,630 Okay, these are all very valid points, Nate. 655 00:27:42,698 --> 00:27:45,567 Just take the deal. J-j-just take the damn deal. 656 00:27:45,634 --> 00:27:47,068 Yeah, I'm trying to, Hardison. 657 00:27:47,136 --> 00:27:48,439 - What? - What? 658 00:27:48,517 --> 00:27:49,871 70/30. Good. 659 00:27:49,939 --> 00:27:53,575 Call us when you're ready to hit the tunnels. 660 00:27:53,642 --> 00:27:55,677 This is what I was afraid of. 661 00:27:59,081 --> 00:28:00,569 It's just gonna take a couple of minutes. 662 00:28:00,623 --> 00:28:01,983 I'm going three feet into that wall. 663 00:28:02,022 --> 00:28:03,351 Why don't you wait outside. 664 00:28:03,419 --> 00:28:05,687 Yeah, so you can run away with all the gold. 665 00:28:05,755 --> 00:28:06,921 I wasn't born yesterday. 666 00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:08,089 Mr. Granzen's right -- you can't be around 667 00:28:08,157 --> 00:28:09,524 this piece of equipment when it's working. 668 00:28:09,592 --> 00:28:10,811 It's a very dangerous piece of equipment. 669 00:28:10,866 --> 00:28:12,394 Stuff flies off the wall. There are sparks. 670 00:28:12,461 --> 00:28:15,430 What I've done, though, is I've put three CCTVs up -- 671 00:28:15,888 --> 00:28:18,289 one right there and one right there where you can see 672 00:28:18,335 --> 00:28:20,101 what the drill's actually doing into the wall, 673 00:28:20,161 --> 00:28:21,294 and then there's one up there, and if you look at the pad... 674 00:28:21,370 --> 00:28:22,437 Hey, hey. Get them out. Get them out. 675 00:28:22,505 --> 00:28:24,265 All right, you got to go. You can't stay here. 676 00:28:25,066 --> 00:28:27,304 Okay, come on. Got to go, got to go. 677 00:28:50,182 --> 00:28:51,332 Oh, my God. 678 00:28:52,479 --> 00:28:53,468 Oh, my God! 679 00:28:53,536 --> 00:28:55,533 That's gold. I think that's gold. 680 00:28:55,596 --> 00:28:56,371 We found it! 681 00:28:56,439 --> 00:28:58,039 - We did it. - We did it! 682 00:29:11,799 --> 00:29:12,788 Geez. 683 00:29:21,859 --> 00:29:23,131 What's going on? 684 00:29:23,199 --> 00:29:24,632 We got to go. 685 00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:26,134 Did he -- did he -- 686 00:29:26,202 --> 00:29:27,302 Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. 687 00:29:27,369 --> 00:29:28,803 Go! It's gonna collapse! 688 00:29:34,390 --> 00:29:36,353 What? How did you do that? 689 00:29:36,734 --> 00:29:38,902 Room service. 690 00:30:11,702 --> 00:30:13,636 That's it, man. I'm out of here. Deal's off! 691 00:30:13,704 --> 00:30:14,804 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Why? Why? 692 00:30:14,872 --> 00:30:16,472 Lenny Granzen is dead down there, man! 693 00:30:16,540 --> 00:30:17,774 It's a crime scene! That's why! 694 00:30:17,842 --> 00:30:19,442 He knew the risks going in. 695 00:30:19,510 --> 00:30:21,658 If we don't go after that gold, it'll be in vain. 696 00:30:21,707 --> 00:30:22,807 There's got to be another way in, 697 00:30:22,836 --> 00:30:24,069 through the floor of the sub-basement. 698 00:30:24,103 --> 00:30:25,947 And risk the landlord learning about us, huh? 699 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:26,759 How's that gonna work out? 700 00:30:26,803 --> 00:30:28,423 And guess who gets the gold in that scenario, bright guy. 701 00:30:28,457 --> 00:30:30,337 Not you and not me, okay? 702 00:30:30,421 --> 00:30:31,673 The only way to get to the gold back 703 00:30:31,727 --> 00:30:33,603 is to contain the whole place, the whole situation. 704 00:30:33,658 --> 00:30:34,306 How do we do that? 705 00:30:34,343 --> 00:30:35,877 We've got to own the whole damn building 706 00:30:35,938 --> 00:30:38,618 and everything that's underneath it and all the mineral rights. 707 00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:40,463 - That's it. - Help us out. 708 00:30:40,531 --> 00:30:41,998 I'll make it worth your while. 709 00:30:44,162 --> 00:30:45,902 Come on. We're so close. 710 00:30:48,442 --> 00:30:49,639 All right. I know the owner. 711 00:30:49,707 --> 00:30:50,668 Okay, and he has been talking 712 00:30:50,707 --> 00:30:52,324 about selling this place for a couple of years. 713 00:30:52,355 --> 00:30:53,153 What's he asking for it? 714 00:30:53,191 --> 00:30:55,192 $4.2 million. Million dollars. 715 00:30:55,268 --> 00:30:56,668 Million, that's -- you have that kind of money? 716 00:30:56,712 --> 00:30:59,199 'Cause I don't have that kind of money. I'm on city salary here. 717 00:30:59,254 --> 00:31:01,885 - Let's do it. - J-just like that? 718 00:31:06,418 --> 00:31:09,525 You convince your buddy to close at $4 million ASAP, 719 00:31:09,593 --> 00:31:11,694 and we will cut you in for 10% of the treasure. 720 00:31:11,762 --> 00:31:12,829 Are you game? 721 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:18,601 All right. 722 00:31:20,233 --> 00:31:21,192 Let me get this straight. 723 00:31:21,249 --> 00:31:24,192 The watch, the chest, the cipher, the Cantonese Bible, 724 00:31:24,275 --> 00:31:26,042 t-t-the tunnel cave-in -- 725 00:31:26,110 --> 00:31:27,866 well, it was a fake cave-in. 726 00:31:27,921 --> 00:31:29,746 You see, the rocks were just painted styrofoam. 727 00:31:29,813 --> 00:31:32,348 Whatever -- a staged tragic death... 728 00:31:32,416 --> 00:31:33,883 All for a land deal? 729 00:31:33,951 --> 00:31:34,932 It's impressive, huh? 730 00:31:34,970 --> 00:31:36,704 Hardison, I once pulled off a land deal 731 00:31:36,740 --> 00:31:38,974 with a half a glass of champagne and a low-cut dress. 732 00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:40,767 Look, a land deal needs an attorney. 733 00:31:40,812 --> 00:31:42,313 Who's gonna close this deal? 734 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:45,166 I'm saving that last piece of this beautiful symphony 735 00:31:45,196 --> 00:31:46,572 for myself. 736 00:31:47,464 --> 00:31:48,965 Yeah, well, you better hurry up, all right, 737 00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:50,867 'cause the Madsens just called, and they're so excited, 738 00:31:50,935 --> 00:31:52,769 they want to push the closing up till tomorrow morning. 739 00:31:52,836 --> 00:31:54,437 How's that fit in your little symphony? 740 00:31:54,505 --> 00:31:55,772 Wait, no. Wait, wait. 741 00:31:55,839 --> 00:31:58,107 I -- I mean, I'm not even ready. 742 00:31:58,175 --> 00:32:00,109 I don't even have a Swiss bank account 743 00:32:00,177 --> 00:32:01,778 to transfer the funds into. 744 00:32:01,845 --> 00:32:03,212 Well, you better find one. 745 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,682 And you better find a real-estate attorney's office 746 00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:06,816 and clear it out quick. 747 00:32:06,884 --> 00:32:08,451 I'm getting sick of this, man. 748 00:32:08,519 --> 00:32:10,386 You'd better have this down, Hardison. 749 00:32:10,454 --> 00:32:13,022 All our identities were burned on other parts of the con. 750 00:32:13,090 --> 00:32:14,424 It's all on you, Hardison. 751 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,894 How am I gonna do this? 752 00:32:17,962 --> 00:32:21,664 You're the puppet master. Pull your strings. 753 00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:23,900 Jazz hands. 754 00:32:25,469 --> 00:32:28,396 I called IT 20 minutes ago. Where the hell is the kid? 755 00:32:28,482 --> 00:32:31,529 This computer virus is about to give me a friggin' aneurysm. 756 00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:33,409 Can I help you, sir? 757 00:32:33,477 --> 00:32:35,295 - You here to see an attorney? - IT. 758 00:32:35,443 --> 00:32:38,091 Sure as hell the best-dressed IT guy I have ever seen. 759 00:32:38,209 --> 00:32:40,917 Age of the geek, baby. Can I get in there? 760 00:32:40,985 --> 00:32:42,652 Please. 761 00:32:49,657 --> 00:32:50,489 Ouch. 762 00:32:50,540 --> 00:32:52,295 Looks like this is gonna take me a while. 763 00:32:52,363 --> 00:32:53,629 You should probably take your lunch break. 764 00:32:53,697 --> 00:32:54,764 Can't. Too much work. 765 00:32:54,832 --> 00:32:56,366 Listen, in order for me 766 00:32:56,411 --> 00:32:57,804 to completely scrub your PC clean, 767 00:32:57,851 --> 00:32:58,835 I'm gonna have to go through 768 00:32:58,867 --> 00:33:00,632 every website you've ever been to. 769 00:33:00,749 --> 00:33:01,864 - Every? - Every. 770 00:33:01,965 --> 00:33:03,007 And if you're like most people, 771 00:33:03,053 --> 00:33:04,622 that's not so flattering, hmm-mm? 772 00:33:04,868 --> 00:33:06,501 You know what? I'll take that lunch. 773 00:33:06,553 --> 00:33:08,773 Oh, you do that. All righty. 774 00:33:22,926 --> 00:33:26,476 Mr. Madsen, Miss Madsen, please do the honors 775 00:33:26,537 --> 00:33:29,138 of signing the flagged pages where indicated. 776 00:33:32,770 --> 00:33:34,904 You know, I've had this nagging feeling 777 00:33:34,972 --> 00:33:36,739 all morning about this deal. 778 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:37,874 Yeah? 779 00:33:37,941 --> 00:33:39,697 Have we made this thing... I don't know. 780 00:33:39,947 --> 00:33:41,544 Has it gotten too complicated? 781 00:33:41,612 --> 00:33:42,612 No. No. 782 00:33:44,608 --> 00:33:45,982 Have I seen you someplace before? 783 00:33:46,050 --> 00:33:50,253 Oh, I-I don't think so. Portland is a very small city, so... 784 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,355 Yeah, I know the feeling that you're talking about, B. 785 00:33:52,423 --> 00:33:55,691 'Cause I have been going over in my head... 786 00:33:55,759 --> 00:33:56,993 Remember when you once told me 787 00:33:57,061 --> 00:33:58,873 that there is never a get-rich scheme -- 788 00:33:58,928 --> 00:34:00,163 - that ever pan out. - Yeah. 789 00:34:00,230 --> 00:34:01,964 Ah, let me point out to you two 790 00:34:02,032 --> 00:34:05,201 that you are getting an excellent bargain on this property. 791 00:34:05,269 --> 00:34:08,047 Really, you have no idea 792 00:34:08,101 --> 00:34:10,734 what it took to put this deal together -- no idea. 793 00:34:10,773 --> 00:34:13,176 You know, it's like, every time we found something, 794 00:34:13,243 --> 00:34:15,378 another obstacle just fell in our path. 795 00:34:15,446 --> 00:34:16,944 - And it got frustrating. - I don't think so. 796 00:34:16,991 --> 00:34:18,519 And more and more complicated. 797 00:34:18,561 --> 00:34:19,909 Super complicated. 798 00:34:19,956 --> 00:34:22,251 Uh, uh, I mean, you keep saying "complicated." 799 00:34:22,319 --> 00:34:23,909 I don't -- I don't -- it's really not complicated. 800 00:34:23,956 --> 00:34:26,189 Just sign right there, right -- it says -- says right there 801 00:34:26,256 --> 00:34:27,857 by the tape "sign," so... 802 00:34:27,925 --> 00:34:29,889 We are gold people. 803 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,357 Remember what we always say, 804 00:34:31,433 --> 00:34:33,889 that gold is a metal that forever increases in value. 805 00:34:33,998 --> 00:34:35,531 Can -- can -- can you please just -- 806 00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:39,202 uh, stop wasting our time and sign the documents? 807 00:34:39,270 --> 00:34:41,648 I don't think I like your tone. 808 00:34:42,133 --> 00:34:43,840 And you do look familiar to me. 809 00:34:43,908 --> 00:34:44,961 Do I? 810 00:34:46,430 --> 00:34:47,176 Oh. 811 00:34:47,244 --> 00:34:49,245 Where's Mr. Manchester? 812 00:34:49,313 --> 00:34:50,836 Who? Manchester? 813 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,360 I thought your name was Learl. 814 00:34:52,657 --> 00:34:54,118 It is, and this is my space. 815 00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:56,172 Oh. He -- 816 00:34:56,754 --> 00:35:01,157 Th-- oh, the woman who came in with the gold watch 817 00:35:01,321 --> 00:35:03,259 to our store the day, the one day 818 00:35:03,334 --> 00:35:06,054 that you... had no work. 819 00:35:06,086 --> 00:35:06,930 - I don't know -- - The professor, 820 00:35:06,997 --> 00:35:08,875 the antiquities collector -- it all felt funny. 821 00:35:08,930 --> 00:35:10,099 Don't you see? They're con men. 822 00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:11,323 Con? Who? Conning who? 823 00:35:11,377 --> 00:35:13,069 - They're trying to rip us off. - No, that's -- 824 00:35:13,137 --> 00:35:14,791 Hey! Whoa! Hey! 825 00:35:15,073 --> 00:35:17,883 - Go. Move. Move. - Come back here! 826 00:35:18,907 --> 00:35:19,776 Oh, no. 827 00:35:19,843 --> 00:35:20,777 Oh, yes! 828 00:35:20,844 --> 00:35:22,145 Oh, boy. 829 00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:26,223 We will call the cops! We will get you! 830 00:35:32,766 --> 00:35:33,790 I don't know what happened. 831 00:35:33,857 --> 00:35:35,224 I had them, and I just... 832 00:35:35,292 --> 00:35:37,727 Didn't anticipate the rage-quit? 833 00:35:37,795 --> 00:35:40,563 You know gamer terminology? 834 00:35:40,631 --> 00:35:42,231 I know the key to a good game 835 00:35:42,299 --> 00:35:44,400 is balancing boredom and frustration. 836 00:35:44,468 --> 00:35:47,904 The game, the puzzle's too easy, then the mark, the player, 837 00:35:47,972 --> 00:35:49,572 gets bored and walks away. 838 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:54,911 The puzzle's too hard, the player gets frustrated 839 00:35:54,979 --> 00:35:56,913 and quits in a rage -- rage-quit. 840 00:35:56,981 --> 00:35:58,915 How do you know that? 841 00:35:58,983 --> 00:36:00,583 I know a few things, Hardison. 842 00:36:01,789 --> 00:36:04,087 I know that an overcomplicated puzzle 843 00:36:04,154 --> 00:36:07,490 eventually begs the question -- is it really worth it? 844 00:36:08,993 --> 00:36:13,096 Hey. Keep your chin up. Not all is not lost, you know? 845 00:36:13,163 --> 00:36:14,931 How's that? They didn't sign. 846 00:36:14,999 --> 00:36:16,766 No, of course not. 847 00:36:16,834 --> 00:36:19,435 That was just to distract them from the heist. 848 00:36:19,503 --> 00:36:22,138 The heist? What heist? 849 00:36:27,612 --> 00:36:29,880 - Roy! Roy! - Over here. 850 00:36:29,948 --> 00:36:31,882 Roy, call the police. We have a crime to report. 851 00:36:31,950 --> 00:36:34,351 And that professor. Don't forget that professor. 852 00:36:34,419 --> 00:36:35,352 Uh, did something happen? 853 00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:37,021 Never mind. I'll do it myself. 854 00:36:37,088 --> 00:36:38,355 Good news, Ms. Madsen. 855 00:36:38,423 --> 00:36:40,190 Contillix lifted the quality rating. 856 00:36:40,258 --> 00:36:41,525 They'll be taking the shipments back tomorrow. 857 00:36:41,593 --> 00:36:42,893 Great. Great, that's -- 858 00:36:42,961 --> 00:36:44,895 They'll be doing what? 859 00:36:44,963 --> 00:36:46,964 Remember, they sent all the gold back. 860 00:36:47,032 --> 00:36:48,399 I told you. 861 00:36:48,466 --> 00:36:50,234 What the hell's going on, Roy? 862 00:36:50,301 --> 00:36:51,602 Contillix sent the gold shipment back. 863 00:36:51,669 --> 00:36:53,751 Said the purity rating on the last trucks 864 00:36:53,790 --> 00:36:56,040 - dipped below three nines fine. - What?! 865 00:36:56,107 --> 00:36:57,172 What do you want to do about the, um -- 866 00:36:57,223 --> 00:36:59,454 Hey, B! Let me show you this. 867 00:36:59,993 --> 00:37:02,633 A downtown antique dealer brought that in. 868 00:37:02,665 --> 00:37:04,248 You think it might be worth something? 869 00:37:04,315 --> 00:37:06,250 - All right. - It's interesting. 870 00:37:06,317 --> 00:37:08,786 I guess we'll just put it in the vault for now. 871 00:37:13,992 --> 00:37:17,680 - You put the gold in the vault? - Yeah, three days' worth. 872 00:37:17,805 --> 00:37:19,648 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - That's how long we were shut down. 873 00:37:19,721 --> 00:37:20,822 The vault is useless! 874 00:37:36,147 --> 00:37:37,981 Where'd that go? 875 00:37:39,551 --> 00:37:41,485 How on earth did you find it? 876 00:37:41,553 --> 00:37:42,986 Well, we learned that Barbara Madsen 877 00:37:43,054 --> 00:37:44,755 had taken a personal liking to it and was wearing it. 878 00:37:44,823 --> 00:37:46,290 So we sent one of our best 879 00:37:46,357 --> 00:37:48,092 retrieval specialists to go get it. 880 00:37:48,159 --> 00:37:50,527 Okay, well, I'll just be over here if you guys need anything. 881 00:37:53,531 --> 00:37:56,256 We also obtained the "Gold to be Sold" customer list. 882 00:37:56,326 --> 00:37:58,435 Which means that we'll be sending restitution checks 883 00:37:58,503 --> 00:38:00,686 to all the other victims from a special fund 884 00:38:00,772 --> 00:38:03,040 established in your grandmother's name. 885 00:38:04,242 --> 00:38:06,977 You have no idea how much that means to me. 886 00:38:07,045 --> 00:38:09,146 I can't thank you enough. 887 00:38:09,214 --> 00:38:10,981 Ever since I lost my job a few years ago, 888 00:38:11,049 --> 00:38:12,216 nothing's gone my way. 889 00:38:12,283 --> 00:38:14,818 This is the first time I -- I feel different. 890 00:38:16,187 --> 00:38:18,222 Well, the Madsens should be losing their jobs 891 00:38:18,289 --> 00:38:19,154 right about now. 892 00:38:19,202 --> 00:38:20,302 Yeah, I would say they'd be getting 893 00:38:20,354 --> 00:38:22,889 their, uh, pink slip very soon. 894 00:38:23,761 --> 00:38:25,195 Hmm. 895 00:38:29,701 --> 00:38:31,974 Did you catch the guys who stole our gold? 896 00:38:32,021 --> 00:38:33,670 Yeah -- about that, Ms. Madsen, 897 00:38:33,738 --> 00:38:35,339 your insurance company contacted us 898 00:38:35,406 --> 00:38:36,473 regarding your claim. 899 00:38:36,541 --> 00:38:38,475 Yeah, they're just not buying this story 900 00:38:38,543 --> 00:38:40,477 that they broke in here and that they knew how to use 901 00:38:40,545 --> 00:38:43,475 your highly regulated drill that you just bought, 902 00:38:43,539 --> 00:38:45,796 and then use it to rob your fake, useless vault. 903 00:38:45,843 --> 00:38:48,694 I mean, that's got to be the worst insurance-scam story 904 00:38:48,740 --> 00:38:49,772 I have ever heard. 905 00:38:49,811 --> 00:38:50,561 Cuff 'em. 906 00:38:50,586 --> 00:38:51,952 That is exactly what happened! 907 00:38:52,002 --> 00:38:53,811 They were con men! They played us! 908 00:38:53,856 --> 00:38:55,710 Yeah, you know what? Tell that to a judge. 909 00:38:55,860 --> 00:38:57,461 Insurance fraud is a felony in Oregon. 910 00:38:57,529 --> 00:38:59,463 - It's your fault, B. - My fault?! 911 00:38:59,531 --> 00:39:01,632 "Shanghai tunnels. How could you not know?" 912 00:39:01,699 --> 00:39:03,300 They went to you first because they knew 913 00:39:03,368 --> 00:39:05,002 that you would be dumb enough to buy it. 914 00:39:05,069 --> 00:39:06,403 Y-you're dumb. 915 00:39:09,174 --> 00:39:12,109 How many restitution checks you writing? 916 00:39:12,177 --> 00:39:15,946 Uh, so far, 200. I've got 100 to go. 917 00:39:16,014 --> 00:39:18,282 You got mail. 918 00:39:18,349 --> 00:39:19,850 I'm out, man. 919 00:39:31,078 --> 00:39:32,196 How? 920 00:39:32,263 --> 00:39:34,231 How could you have possibly known this? 921 00:39:34,299 --> 00:39:36,033 I knew enough. 922 00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:38,035 I knew you had a complicated con in the works. 923 00:39:38,102 --> 00:39:39,369 And I knew, as long as we had 924 00:39:39,437 --> 00:39:40,537 those three things on the list 925 00:39:40,605 --> 00:39:42,539 and that Barbara Madsen was distracted 926 00:39:42,607 --> 00:39:44,708 from all that gold piling up in that useless vault, 927 00:39:44,776 --> 00:39:47,277 that we had a shot at taking over the family business. 928 00:39:47,345 --> 00:39:49,279 You never count on the perfect plan. 929 00:39:49,347 --> 00:39:51,748 The perfect plan, it has too many moving parts, 930 00:39:51,816 --> 00:39:54,518 and it's... you got to expect the perfect plan to fail. 931 00:39:54,586 --> 00:39:56,019 I mean, that's what I do. 932 00:39:56,087 --> 00:39:57,688 Then what do you count on? 933 00:39:57,755 --> 00:39:59,656 I count on the simplest and ugliest plan, 934 00:39:59,725 --> 00:40:02,828 not plan "A," no, but, like, plan "G," for example. 935 00:40:03,294 --> 00:40:06,230 I start with plan "G." 936 00:40:06,297 --> 00:40:08,198 Now, the quick, simple, ugly plan 937 00:40:08,266 --> 00:40:10,934 that I know is gonna work if everything goes bad. 938 00:40:11,002 --> 00:40:13,687 I just pretty it up a little bit, add this and that. 939 00:40:13,752 --> 00:40:16,353 I gave you a backup plan. That's all. 940 00:40:17,008 --> 00:40:20,811 You know, Hardison, you should be proud. 941 00:40:20,878 --> 00:40:23,146 Proud? 942 00:40:23,214 --> 00:40:25,916 My first job completely fell apart. 943 00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,152 Hey... 944 00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:31,388 It was a good plan. 945 00:40:31,456 --> 00:40:35,092 It was a smart plan, clever. 946 00:40:37,128 --> 00:40:39,830 Don't sell yourself short. 947 00:41:13,057 --> 00:41:13,990 What's this? 948 00:41:14,058 --> 00:41:16,179 Oh, uh, it's an evaluation form. 949 00:41:16,271 --> 00:41:17,304 Good night, Hardison. 950 00:41:18,436 --> 00:41:19,770 Hey, Nathan. 951 00:41:22,992 --> 00:41:24,541 Thanks, man.