1 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:30,029 Where'd he go? He was just here. 2 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:54,821 The rich and powerful take what they want. 3 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:56,989 We steal it back for you. 4 00:01:03,696 --> 00:01:08,034 Sometimes bad guys make the best good guys. 5 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:12,503 We provide... leverage. 6 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,041 - Hardison! - Yeah, yeah. One second, Eliot. 7 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,242 Uh, Parker. Parker. 8 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:18,211 - What? - Guess what we're doing Saturday night. 9 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,712 Um, going to the -- 10 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:20,658 Wrong. 11 00:01:20,729 --> 00:01:24,201 We're going to fighting robots at the Civic Center! 12 00:01:24,955 --> 00:01:26,085 - Great. - And check it. 13 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,587 We are sitting right up next to the plexiglass. 14 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:28,821 I can breathe on it. 15 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:30,565 - Ooh, that's close. - Real close. 16 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:31,557 You know what? 17 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:33,356 We're sitting, like, right above the area 18 00:01:33,421 --> 00:01:36,192 with the spinning saw blades and the mallets. 19 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:37,797 Sounds, uh, loud. 20 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:40,919 Yeah, it's real loud, 'cause they send them in, they fight to the death. 21 00:01:40,982 --> 00:01:42,935 You know what I mean? You know what? 22 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,904 I don't know if you've ever experienced this, 23 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,874 but have you ever seen, like, a robot bleed out oil? 24 00:01:47,898 --> 00:01:49,974 It's so... emotional. 25 00:01:50,233 --> 00:01:51,878 - I mean -- - Hardison! 26 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,813 Yeah, I'm coming, man! 27 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,815 Such a -- But you down, right? We good? 28 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:57,550 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - We going? Uh-huh. 29 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:58,818 All right. Good times. 30 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:00,620 ♪ What? Get it, get it! ♪ 31 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,355 - ♪ Robots, what? ♪ - ♪ What? ♪ 32 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:04,123 - ♪ What? ♪ - ♪ What? ♪ 33 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:06,259 What? Sophie! 34 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,627 Not even for a little while? 35 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,729 Unh-unh. I told you. I have plans. 36 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:11,831 Hey, and it is a valid strategy. 37 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,566 It's not strategy, all right? 38 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,002 Betting on every hand is not strategy. It's annoying. 39 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:18,671 I just got a phone message from detective Bonanno, 40 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:20,239 saying that he -- he wants to come over. 41 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,507 He's -- no, no, no, this. 42 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,100 - No, no, guys. - Oh, come on. 43 00:02:23,147 --> 00:02:25,244 Your father had a poker game for 30 years. 44 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:27,046 Police, criminals at the same table. 45 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:27,980 This is good for you. 46 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,715 Yes, I want to be like my father. 47 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:30,950 Good insight, Sophie. 48 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:33,352 Nice. 49 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,832 You know, living inside your own head, Nate, 50 00:02:35,925 --> 00:02:38,357 only having conversations with your crew -- that ain't right. 51 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:41,360 Name one person you can have a conversation with who isn't on this team. 52 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:42,662 Don't say Maggie. 53 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,263 Look, I got my buddies that were in the service. 54 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:46,399 Hell, even Hardison's got his little internet friends. 55 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:48,126 They're all elves and gnomes, but at least -- 56 00:02:48,157 --> 00:02:51,304 They're orcs. They're orcs. You just don't listen. 57 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,605 I have dinner plans. 58 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:54,836 Even Parker's meeting a friend tonight. Mm-hmm. 59 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:57,243 Remember Peggy from that jury job in Los Angeles? 60 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:59,312 Technically, she's Alice's friend -- 61 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,023 - You're Alice. - You're Alice, actually. 62 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:03,648 She went to Boston last year, so we've been doing brunch 63 00:03:03,687 --> 00:03:05,384 and other normal-people stuff. 64 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,119 And we're very proud of you. 65 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:08,287 For having brunch? 66 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,857 Well, it's not hard. There are forks. 67 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:13,259 So, girls' night out, boys' night poker. 68 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:15,461 It's character-building for everyone. 69 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:16,629 Have fun. 70 00:03:17,651 --> 00:03:19,819 Do not let him go off and sulk. 71 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:22,201 I've got to talk to you. 72 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:24,337 Unh-unh, no. I can't right now. I'm in a hurry. 73 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,605 - No, it'll only take a second. - No, no, no. 74 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,206 - It's not a good time. - Wait! 75 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:29,075 - Parker, in or out? Come on. - No. 76 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:30,543 You know that thing you do when you fix whatever I'm doing wrong? 77 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,151 - You mean advice? - Mm-hmm. 78 00:03:32,190 --> 00:03:33,729 - I'm guessing you and Hardison? - Mm-hmm. 79 00:03:33,783 --> 00:03:35,815 Okay, so, he knows stuff, right? And I know stuff, too. 80 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:37,416 But my stuff is completely different from his stuff. 81 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:38,718 Okay, all right, yeah. 82 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:40,453 It's just typical early relationship jitters, all right? 83 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,490 Just be patient, and soon you'll be -- 84 00:03:42,534 --> 00:03:43,833 you'll be thick as thieves. 85 00:03:43,888 --> 00:03:45,201 Wait! You haven't fixed me yet. 86 00:03:45,271 --> 00:03:46,459 Oh, come on. I'm late. 87 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,041 Can't you talk to your friend Peggy? 88 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:49,354 No, she's got a blind date. 89 00:03:49,408 --> 00:03:50,627 I'm supposed to go check him out first 90 00:03:50,666 --> 00:03:52,823 to make sure iLuvPaws72 isn't a disaster. 91 00:03:52,885 --> 00:03:53,635 Who? 92 00:03:53,690 --> 00:03:55,434 Well, they met online. They're both cat lovers. 93 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,969 And she doesn't know what he looks like 94 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,804 because they both use cats as their profile pictures. 95 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:01,340 Good night, Parker. Have a good night. 96 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:09,582 Hey. 97 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:10,816 - Hi. - Hi. 98 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:14,954 Oh. Oh, gosh, I can't believe I'm doing this. 99 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,589 - Is he here yet? - No, not yet. 100 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,758 - You can relax. - Oh, God. You don't understand. 101 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:22,295 I'm taking a perfect stranger to a party I'm catering. 102 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:23,930 And it's at the Venezuelan Consulate. 103 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,331 I mean, that's a big deal for me. 104 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:26,866 Yeah. 105 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,834 Hello? 106 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:31,504 What? No, no, no, no. No. 107 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:34,574 The arepas are supposed to be flash-fried, not deep-fried. 108 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,575 What? 109 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,809 No. 110 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:38,815 I'm sorry. Can you excuse me just for one second? 111 00:04:38,847 --> 00:04:39,456 Okay. 112 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,893 You know what? You need to put Gustavo on the phone now. 113 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,453 Yes, sir. What can I get for you? 114 00:04:47,486 --> 00:04:49,727 Can I get a tequila, top-shelf, very cold, 115 00:04:49,787 --> 00:04:50,774 and... 116 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,138 Hmm -- a Cosmopolitan. 117 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:56,095 No tab. I'm not staying. 118 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,136 Bam! 119 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:24,657 You bet out on a pair of 2s? 120 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:26,359 Never tell me the odds. 121 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:28,794 Respect the game. Respect the game. 122 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:31,364 Respect the swag. 123 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:33,165 Hey, girl. I'm a little busy. 124 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,334 I just uploaded some photos to my skydrive. 125 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:38,104 Can you run that face thing that tells you if people are bad? 126 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:40,940 You mean the one that took me six knockdown, drag-out months to hack? 127 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,041 Yeah. 128 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:45,711 Girl, I'm trying to prove my manhood with my boys. 129 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,380 You know what I'm saying? With my boys. 130 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:49,115 Please? 131 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,850 - H-hang on. - Hardison, you in or out? 132 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:53,586 What? 133 00:05:53,611 --> 00:05:55,611 Subtitles edited by Ehhhhtozebec 134 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,768 Oh, oh, okay. 135 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:11,276 Parker, Craig Mattingly. 136 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:14,690 He's wanted for burglary and grand larceny in a whole bunch of countries. 137 00:06:14,729 --> 00:06:16,151 He is trouble. 138 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:20,579 And he -- he's got some strikingly good features -- squared-up jaw and everything. 139 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:21,981 P-Parker, what are you doing with this guy? 140 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,049 Thanks. You're the best. 141 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,316 Wait. Parker, wait. I -- 142 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,252 Hey! 143 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:29,422 To a night of unbridled debauchery. 144 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:31,957 I'll drink to that. 145 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,794 Tara, we've been friends for so long. 146 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:35,961 Why do we never work together? 147 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:37,630 Well, you only need one grifter per crew. 148 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:39,465 It's a silly rule. 149 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:41,133 A yacht in Saint-Tropez, you and me -- 150 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:43,102 imagine the damage we'd do. 151 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,970 Well, there is that. 152 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,405 Hello? 153 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,840 Sophie, I need your help. 154 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:50,910 It's my friend Peggy's blind date. I'm sending you a photo. 155 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,611 Uh-uh, no. Parker, listen. 156 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,146 Tara and I just sat down. 157 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:57,616 Does this man look like "iLuvPaws72"? 158 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,186 Yum. 159 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:03,489 And look what Hardison found. 160 00:07:06,447 --> 00:07:08,561 Ooh. Wanted in multiple jurisdictions. 161 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,563 Bad boy. 162 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,132 Well, he must be targeting your friend for a reason. 163 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,000 Yeah. We have to help her. 164 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:19,013 All right. This place is dead, anyway. 165 00:07:19,092 --> 00:07:22,174 Zoom in on the picture -- the part with the wallet. 166 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:25,611 Uh-huh. Staying at the Palaestra. 167 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:28,180 We could toss his room, see what we can find. 168 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,682 All right, Parker. 169 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:32,084 Don't do anything until we -- 170 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,586 Parker? 171 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,588 Parker! 172 00:07:43,384 --> 00:07:45,364 Hi, I'm Peggy. 173 00:07:50,205 --> 00:07:54,650 - You're Peggy? TabbyFan76? - Guilty as charged. 174 00:07:54,684 --> 00:07:57,328 iLuvPaws72 -- Craig Mattingly. It's great to meet you. 175 00:07:57,391 --> 00:07:58,420 You too. 176 00:07:58,455 --> 00:08:01,590 - Oh. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 177 00:08:03,326 --> 00:08:04,893 Ahh. 178 00:08:04,928 --> 00:08:06,395 Well, this place is swell, 179 00:08:06,429 --> 00:08:08,630 but we should really get to that party of yours. 180 00:08:08,665 --> 00:08:12,534 Right, the party that I, uh -- that I'm catering, 181 00:08:12,569 --> 00:08:13,502 because I'm a caterer. 182 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:14,503 - Yeah. - Yeah. 183 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:17,072 Gala at the Venezuelan Consulate. 184 00:08:17,107 --> 00:08:17,940 We should go. 185 00:08:17,974 --> 00:08:20,476 Oh, uh, what's the rush? 186 00:08:20,510 --> 00:08:22,244 Well, you know, I'm a country veterinarian. 187 00:08:22,278 --> 00:08:24,379 It's not every day I get to break out the formal wear. 188 00:08:24,414 --> 00:08:25,647 Right, okay. 189 00:08:25,682 --> 00:08:27,483 Um, well, I just have to make a call, 190 00:08:27,517 --> 00:08:29,017 because I have to call my cat. 191 00:08:29,052 --> 00:08:30,886 He likes to hear my voice on the machine. 192 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,555 When I go out, he gets sad. 193 00:08:33,590 --> 00:08:36,625 Sometimes he cries, and the neighbor calls. It's crazy. 194 00:08:36,659 --> 00:08:39,294 Don't move. I'll be right back. 195 00:08:39,329 --> 00:08:40,395 Okay. 196 00:08:41,831 --> 00:08:43,298 - Sorry. - It's okay. 197 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:45,200 Okay. Is he here? What's he like? 198 00:08:45,235 --> 00:08:47,236 - Yeah. - Great. 199 00:08:48,972 --> 00:08:50,706 Oh, no. 200 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:51,640 Yeah. 201 00:08:51,674 --> 00:08:53,308 You know, I really liked this one. 202 00:08:53,343 --> 00:08:55,844 He sent me the most heartbreaking e-mail about declawing. 203 00:08:55,879 --> 00:08:58,017 - I'm sorry. - Just let him down easy for me. 204 00:08:58,056 --> 00:08:59,408 - Tell him I couldn't make it. - Of course. 205 00:08:59,431 --> 00:09:00,949 All right, I have to go to work. Thank you for saving me. 206 00:09:00,984 --> 00:09:04,353 Yes. That's what friends are for. 207 00:09:18,468 --> 00:09:20,502 Hmm. 208 00:09:29,179 --> 00:09:32,347 All right, Craig Mattingly. 209 00:09:32,382 --> 00:09:34,683 What's your game? 210 00:09:37,551 --> 00:09:39,454 Tara! What are you doing? 211 00:09:39,489 --> 00:09:41,223 - Uh, searching the room? - No, no, no. 212 00:09:41,257 --> 00:09:43,192 You can't just barge in and break the joint. 213 00:09:43,226 --> 00:09:46,528 You have to slow down, get acquainted with the environment. 214 00:09:46,563 --> 00:09:48,430 What, you're not one of those Boylan 215 00:09:48,464 --> 00:09:50,332 touchy-feely-vibe types, are you? 216 00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:52,167 The Boylan method teaches us 217 00:09:52,202 --> 00:09:54,436 to treat a search like a crime scene. 218 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:55,704 You know, we only get one chance to -- 219 00:09:55,738 --> 00:09:57,139 Okay, you know what they teach us at Quantico? 220 00:09:57,173 --> 00:09:59,908 Lightning strike. You never have as much time as you think. 221 00:09:59,943 --> 00:10:01,076 Oops. 222 00:10:17,227 --> 00:10:18,994 - Quantico. - "Quantico." 223 00:10:20,163 --> 00:10:23,665 Really? That's the first place you look? The pillows? 224 00:10:27,036 --> 00:10:29,271 Still looking, sir. 225 00:10:29,305 --> 00:10:31,073 Do you want us to go back to the event? 226 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:35,644 No, no. 227 00:10:49,492 --> 00:10:51,493 Don't move. 228 00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:53,762 Your safety's on. 229 00:11:01,437 --> 00:11:03,572 Vámonos. 230 00:11:06,876 --> 00:11:08,710 The safety was off. 231 00:11:08,745 --> 00:11:10,512 Not to a grifter. 232 00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:12,714 Not to a grifter. 233 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:22,491 No, I love all kinds, even catfish. 234 00:11:22,525 --> 00:11:24,159 What kind of cats do you like? 235 00:11:24,193 --> 00:11:25,727 Oh, yeah, I like big ones, 236 00:11:25,762 --> 00:11:28,030 you know, lions and tigers -- kind of a mix. 237 00:11:28,064 --> 00:11:29,531 - Like a liger? - Yeah. 238 00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:31,266 You know, I must have lost my invitation. 239 00:11:31,301 --> 00:11:32,801 Yeah, I'm the caterer, so I'm on the staff list. 240 00:11:32,835 --> 00:11:35,704 If you don't have an invitation, I can't let you in. 241 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:38,006 I'm going to need you to wait here, ma'am. 242 00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,890 Ma'am? Don't call me ma'am! 243 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,017 Okay, you know, I need to check this. 244 00:11:41,062 --> 00:11:43,211 - I have to -- - No. 245 00:11:43,246 --> 00:11:46,682 Good evening. Thank you. 246 00:11:46,716 --> 00:11:48,750 Okay, in we go. Venezuela. 247 00:11:48,785 --> 00:11:49,918 Ooh, arriba. 248 00:12:02,165 --> 00:12:04,066 I should let you get to work. 249 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,134 Yes, the catering. 250 00:12:06,169 --> 00:12:08,670 But I hate to leave you by yourself. 251 00:12:08,705 --> 00:12:11,173 Well, don't worry about me. 252 00:12:11,207 --> 00:12:14,209 I make friends easily. 253 00:12:18,635 --> 00:12:20,682 Sophie, Tara? You there? 254 00:12:20,717 --> 00:12:23,385 Right outside. What do you see? 255 00:12:26,322 --> 00:12:28,423 He's paying a lot of attention 256 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,292 to three guys with briefcases. 257 00:12:30,326 --> 00:12:31,660 Are they here together or separately? 258 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:34,348 Separately. I don't think they know each other. 259 00:12:34,403 --> 00:12:37,332 All right, well, we're almost there. Just hold on. 260 00:12:38,373 --> 00:12:39,373 Secret service alias. 261 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:40,941 I'm here to protect high-level dignitaries. 262 00:12:40,976 --> 00:12:42,510 I'll bring you in as my deputy. 263 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:47,109 You're serious? I don't think so. 264 00:12:47,143 --> 00:12:49,044 Suit yourself. 265 00:12:49,078 --> 00:12:51,513 Mm-hmm. 266 00:12:51,547 --> 00:12:53,382 Thank you, special agent. 267 00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:56,118 Agency sent me. 268 00:12:56,152 --> 00:12:57,152 All right. 269 00:12:57,186 --> 00:13:00,222 Russian escort? So three years ago. 270 00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:04,726 Thank you, sir. 271 00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:06,728 Hey, you want I call Yuri from downstairs? 272 00:13:06,763 --> 00:13:10,503 He was Golden Glove boxer. Now go! Go! 273 00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:13,034 Why so harsh? 274 00:13:13,069 --> 00:13:16,037 He thought I was a prostitute. Bloody cheek. 275 00:13:16,072 --> 00:13:19,241 - Ooh, diplomatic ID. - Nice. 276 00:13:19,275 --> 00:13:22,277 Very handy for getting out of parking tickets. 277 00:13:22,311 --> 00:13:23,545 Ah, ooh. 278 00:13:23,579 --> 00:13:28,617 Now, let's figure out what Mr. Mattingly's game is. 279 00:13:28,651 --> 00:13:31,286 So much for a night of unbridled debauchery. 280 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,921 Oh, boo-hoo. 281 00:13:32,955 --> 00:13:35,524 Just last Wednesday, you were sipping champagne 282 00:13:35,558 --> 00:13:37,426 on a G4 with a racing-car driver. 283 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:39,628 Yes, who thinks I'm heir to the Pillsbury fortune. 284 00:13:39,662 --> 00:13:41,263 Any guess how long that'll last? 285 00:13:41,297 --> 00:13:43,432 Whatever happened to that nice chef in Lyon 286 00:13:43,466 --> 00:13:45,834 - with the fabulous silver hair? - Oh, no. 287 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,803 He thinks I'm a professional golfer... 288 00:13:47,837 --> 00:13:49,805 or banker -- I keep forgetting. 289 00:13:49,839 --> 00:13:52,307 I got so many lies, I have to store them on my phone. 290 00:13:52,341 --> 00:13:54,543 The lament of the grifter -- 291 00:13:54,577 --> 00:13:58,647 who really knows us? 292 00:13:58,681 --> 00:14:00,816 Two thugs chasing me into traffic? 293 00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:04,052 Is that the way the cartels do their business these days? 294 00:14:04,086 --> 00:14:06,121 I don't know what you're talking about. 295 00:14:06,155 --> 00:14:07,456 Sure you don't. 296 00:14:07,490 --> 00:14:09,090 If I offered to sell you something, 297 00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:10,792 you'd never try to steal it first. 298 00:14:10,827 --> 00:14:12,227 Would you? 299 00:14:12,261 --> 00:14:14,296 I brought the money in the briefcase, like you asked. 300 00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:16,865 Now close the deal. 301 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:21,703 No deal. Not until I hear all the offers. 302 00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:23,672 My mistake. 303 00:14:23,706 --> 00:14:26,775 Hey, hey, hey, your fingers are in the water glasses. 304 00:14:26,809 --> 00:14:29,177 Right, now you need to go back and get new ones. 305 00:14:29,212 --> 00:14:32,881 Don't roll your eyes at me. 306 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,348 Alice? 307 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,018 Alice! What are you doing here? 308 00:14:39,698 --> 00:14:41,823 Wait, I saw him at the bar. 309 00:14:41,858 --> 00:14:44,159 - Is that iLuvPaws72? - You know what? 310 00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:45,494 I'm really bad at explaining things, 311 00:14:45,528 --> 00:14:47,362 so can we just skip to the part where you're not mad at me? 312 00:14:47,396 --> 00:14:48,497 Oh, my God, look at him. 313 00:14:48,531 --> 00:14:50,265 No, no, Peggy, he's not who you think, okay? 314 00:14:50,299 --> 00:14:52,801 He's a hot guy who likes cats. 315 00:14:52,835 --> 00:14:55,337 - And you stole him from me! - No. 316 00:14:55,371 --> 00:14:58,573 Wait. You stole my invitation, too, didn't you? 317 00:14:58,608 --> 00:15:01,142 - No, I was just trying to help. - Well, you didn't help! 318 00:15:01,176 --> 00:15:04,411 God, I thought we were friends. 319 00:15:12,899 --> 00:15:14,493 All right, so the thugs who were chasing him 320 00:15:14,554 --> 00:15:15,821 were looking for something. 321 00:15:15,868 --> 00:15:17,853 I think he's holding a sale. 322 00:15:17,887 --> 00:15:20,489 The guests there with the shiny cases -- they're the buyers. 323 00:15:20,523 --> 00:15:22,891 - The question is, what's he selling? - Yeah. 324 00:15:23,409 --> 00:15:25,611 Parker, what's his angle? 325 00:15:26,855 --> 00:15:27,922 Parker? 326 00:15:27,956 --> 00:15:28,956 Sorry. 327 00:15:28,991 --> 00:15:30,491 Um, I saw him stalling the mean-looking guy, 328 00:15:30,526 --> 00:15:32,393 so whatever he's selling, he doesn't have it on him. 329 00:15:32,427 --> 00:15:34,851 - Well, why would he do that? - It's called a stop-and-shop. 330 00:15:34,906 --> 00:15:37,070 You steal something, then turn around and sell it on-site. 331 00:15:37,124 --> 00:15:39,000 Saves you the risk of transit and storage. 332 00:15:42,705 --> 00:15:44,172 Parker, we're gonna fix things with you and Peggy. 333 00:15:44,207 --> 00:15:46,208 No, I know, but it's not just about me. 334 00:15:46,242 --> 00:15:48,176 I used Peggy's invite to get Mattingly into the party, 335 00:15:48,211 --> 00:15:50,045 so whatever he's up to, she's gonna get blamed for. 336 00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,680 Then we'll just have to stop him. 337 00:15:51,714 --> 00:15:53,348 Tara and I will cover the buyers. 338 00:15:53,382 --> 00:15:54,783 You stick with Mattingly. 339 00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:56,851 Let him steal his mystery item. 340 00:15:56,886 --> 00:15:59,788 With any luck, we'll take them all down. 341 00:15:59,822 --> 00:16:01,022 Target's on the move. 342 00:16:26,357 --> 00:16:27,735 There you are! 343 00:16:28,201 --> 00:16:32,013 CatFan72, or whatever it is. 344 00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,349 Look, Miche. 345 00:16:35,388 --> 00:16:36,263 Whoo! 346 00:16:36,302 --> 00:16:37,759 It's from Sugarcane. 347 00:16:38,013 --> 00:16:39,459 Peggy, what about the catering, huh? 348 00:16:39,505 --> 00:16:40,677 Oh, they said I'm not allowed 349 00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:43,785 to be around fire right now, so drink! 350 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,504 - Mmm. - It's 45% alcohol. 351 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:47,886 It's a good thing I can hold my li-- 352 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:48,691 ooh! 353 00:16:50,582 --> 00:16:52,019 Oh, what's through here? 354 00:16:52,082 --> 00:16:53,642 Uh, my friend works here. 355 00:16:53,676 --> 00:16:57,412 Um, he borrowed my sweater, and he left it inside. 356 00:16:57,446 --> 00:16:58,713 Oh, I love sweaters. 357 00:16:58,748 --> 00:17:02,384 I knit one for my cat once with little mice all over it. 358 00:17:03,419 --> 00:17:04,552 You are so cute. 359 00:17:04,587 --> 00:17:05,553 You're tall. 360 00:17:05,588 --> 00:17:07,859 - Oh, oh! - Oh! Oh! 361 00:17:08,591 --> 00:17:11,192 - Oh, let's go. - Great. 362 00:17:11,227 --> 00:17:13,726 Move over, or he's not gonna hear you. 363 00:17:13,789 --> 00:17:16,031 If I get any closer, I will be standing on him. 364 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,742 Now shush. I'm starting. 365 00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:19,901 I told you. Mm-hmm. We brought enough. 366 00:17:19,935 --> 00:17:22,203 I know he expects big offers. 367 00:17:22,734 --> 00:17:23,839 It's working. 368 00:17:23,898 --> 00:17:26,422 Don't you tell me what to do! 369 00:17:27,711 --> 00:17:30,813 Deep tan means he lives in a warm climate. 370 00:17:30,993 --> 00:17:33,618 I'd say rich Texan, oil man, maybe. 371 00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:36,118 Huh. Private tailor. 372 00:17:36,157 --> 00:17:38,520 Yummy, top-of-the-line Italian fabric. 373 00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:42,156 Not afraid to show his wealth. I like that in a man. 374 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:45,026 Big ring, huge watch. 375 00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:47,061 What are you, the wardrobe whisperer? 376 00:17:47,096 --> 00:17:48,629 It works. 377 00:17:48,664 --> 00:17:51,065 Hmm. There's more to it, Soph. 378 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:54,035 If he's so rich, why isn't anybody mingling with him? 379 00:17:54,069 --> 00:17:56,304 I see micro-expressions of fear in the people around him. 380 00:17:56,338 --> 00:17:57,605 They're avoiding him. 381 00:17:57,639 --> 00:18:00,908 I recognize his type. He works for the drug cartels. 382 00:18:00,943 --> 00:18:02,977 Can you read my micro-expression? 383 00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:05,280 Bite me. 384 00:18:06,394 --> 00:18:08,149 I brought half a million. 385 00:18:08,184 --> 00:18:10,385 What more does Mattingly want? 386 00:18:10,419 --> 00:18:12,721 Micro-expressions of anxiety, 387 00:18:12,755 --> 00:18:15,657 followed by relief, and then pride. 388 00:18:15,691 --> 00:18:17,859 Rich Texan brought a lot more than half a mill. 389 00:18:17,893 --> 00:18:20,562 Rich Texan is rich, but not that rich. 390 00:18:20,796 --> 00:18:22,939 His rolex is a fake. 391 00:18:22,985 --> 00:18:25,233 I'd say he's carrying $600k. 392 00:18:25,782 --> 00:18:28,403 Yes, mm-hmm. I can get the full million. 393 00:18:28,437 --> 00:18:30,517 You want me to make the call? 394 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:34,262 Huh. 395 00:18:34,329 --> 00:18:36,811 Cartel heard our offer and looks unfazed. Look at him. 396 00:18:36,845 --> 00:18:39,314 I mean, you only eat when you feel safe. 397 00:18:39,348 --> 00:18:42,383 I see pride and contempt. 398 00:18:42,418 --> 00:18:45,448 - He brought more than $1 million. - He brought more than $1 million. 399 00:18:49,144 --> 00:18:50,133 All right. 400 00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:52,727 Guy with the glasses -- he's an odd duck, isn't he? 401 00:18:52,761 --> 00:18:55,396 Yeah, I can't get a read on him at all. 402 00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:57,698 What's his game? 403 00:18:57,733 --> 00:19:01,836 Well, let's go find out. 404 00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:04,705 Secret service. Can we have a word with you? 405 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:07,008 Umberto Garcia, 406 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:10,344 professor of Latin American Studies at Harvard. 407 00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:11,512 What are you doing here? 408 00:19:11,547 --> 00:19:14,649 Professor, the man that you're meeting with tonight 409 00:19:14,683 --> 00:19:17,151 is here to steal something, and we're here to stop him. 410 00:19:17,186 --> 00:19:19,921 Can -- can you tell us what he's after? 411 00:19:19,955 --> 00:19:22,557 Information -- 412 00:19:22,591 --> 00:19:25,226 the exact reserve levels of the oil fields of Venezuela, 413 00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:27,395 not the lies the government has been spreading. 414 00:19:27,429 --> 00:19:30,865 Those lies are all that's keeping the government in power. 415 00:19:30,899 --> 00:19:32,700 The opposition could use that information 416 00:19:32,734 --> 00:19:34,101 to topple the current regime. 417 00:19:34,136 --> 00:19:35,269 And the drug cartels can use it 418 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,571 to keep the government off their back. 419 00:19:36,605 --> 00:19:38,372 A Texas oil speculator can use it 420 00:19:38,407 --> 00:19:40,708 to make a fortune betting on the price of crude. 421 00:19:40,742 --> 00:19:42,276 You're a teacher. 422 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,878 Uh, where did you get the money for your bid? 423 00:19:43,912 --> 00:19:46,447 I have something better than money. 424 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,362 I come here with only the hopes and dreams 425 00:20:01,396 --> 00:20:03,965 of the Venezuelan people to trade. 426 00:20:03,999 --> 00:20:08,202 - That's hilarious. - That's lovely. 427 00:20:10,038 --> 00:20:12,240 We'll take that. 428 00:20:15,579 --> 00:20:18,478 Oh, geez. No sweater, huh? 429 00:20:18,562 --> 00:20:19,595 No. 430 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,001 Oh. Oh! Hey, you know what? 431 00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:23,718 I'm gonna just check my e-mail real quick. 432 00:20:23,752 --> 00:20:24,686 Mm, okay. 433 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,155 Well, I'm gonna go call the kitchen, 434 00:20:27,189 --> 00:20:29,424 make sure they're not goofing around. 435 00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:31,459 Yeah, you go get them, Peggy. 436 00:20:31,494 --> 00:20:32,900 Yeah. 437 00:20:38,142 --> 00:20:39,985 I'm your worst damn nightmare. 438 00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:41,553 I'm a dirty cop! 439 00:20:41,946 --> 00:20:45,126 So you -- excuse me. 440 00:20:46,509 --> 00:20:47,942 Got to take this. 441 00:20:47,977 --> 00:20:49,677 Hardison. 442 00:20:49,712 --> 00:20:53,353 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. What's happening, baby? 443 00:20:53,392 --> 00:20:54,966 I just sent you a photo of a room. 444 00:20:55,016 --> 00:20:57,183 If you were gonna hide a super-secret computer file, 445 00:20:57,218 --> 00:20:59,152 where would you put it? 446 00:21:00,689 --> 00:21:03,595 - Okay. Look. You see that frame on the desk? - Mm-hmm. 447 00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:05,907 - It's probably in the frame. - Mm. 448 00:21:07,529 --> 00:21:09,430 - P-Parker, are you still with that guy? - Thanks. 449 00:21:09,464 --> 00:21:11,265 Parker? Parker? 450 00:21:14,202 --> 00:21:16,737 It's all better. 451 00:21:16,772 --> 00:21:18,639 I should get one of these. 452 00:21:18,674 --> 00:21:21,008 - Mm-hmm? - Yeah. 453 00:21:21,043 --> 00:21:22,710 Family photos can go on there, 454 00:21:22,744 --> 00:21:24,712 - a picture of my cat. - How clever. 455 00:21:24,746 --> 00:21:28,182 It's perfect. I have so many photos of her. 456 00:21:28,216 --> 00:21:29,717 Hmm. 457 00:21:33,522 --> 00:21:36,754 I could put those on, even like a little video, 458 00:21:36,793 --> 00:21:38,535 where she's, like, cleaning herself. 459 00:21:38,574 --> 00:21:41,562 - Oh. Whoops. - Hmm? Ahh. 460 00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,301 You want to hit that dance floor? 461 00:21:47,336 --> 00:21:49,670 Mm, yeah. Yeah. 462 00:21:49,705 --> 00:21:51,876 I'm checking the South tower. 463 00:22:14,162 --> 00:22:16,263 Hola. 464 00:22:25,874 --> 00:22:26,974 You know what? 465 00:22:27,009 --> 00:22:28,609 I don't think my friend told them about the sweater. 466 00:22:28,643 --> 00:22:31,679 Cruz, check in. Cruz, report. 467 00:22:31,713 --> 00:22:34,015 Cruz, are you there? 468 00:22:37,919 --> 00:22:39,186 Oh, come on. 469 00:22:39,221 --> 00:22:40,765 I got him. South elevator. 470 00:22:41,281 --> 00:22:42,423 Peggy, stand back. 471 00:22:42,457 --> 00:22:43,891 Okay. 472 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:53,228 Let's go. 473 00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:02,212 You don't know anything about cats. 474 00:23:09,841 --> 00:23:11,008 I don't know about you, 475 00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:12,443 but I could sure use another drink. 476 00:23:12,477 --> 00:23:14,345 Who are you? 477 00:23:14,379 --> 00:23:17,715 I'm Peggy. CatFan772. 478 00:23:17,749 --> 00:23:20,885 - No, it's TabbyFan76. - Oh, yeah. 479 00:23:21,090 --> 00:23:23,031 And the short con's not your game. 480 00:23:23,187 --> 00:23:25,690 No, you got the cocktail dress. You picked the lock. 481 00:23:25,724 --> 00:23:28,626 The picture frame. You're a thief. 482 00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:30,161 A great one. 483 00:23:30,195 --> 00:23:32,496 Now, relax. This doesn't have to get ugly. 484 00:23:32,531 --> 00:23:37,867 I'm gonna cut you in, say, for... 20%? 485 00:23:38,406 --> 00:23:40,838 20%? 486 00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:43,172 20%? 487 00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:47,845 Are you kidding me? I did everything. 488 00:23:47,879 --> 00:23:49,980 You couldn't even operate a thumb drive. 489 00:23:50,021 --> 00:23:51,749 Parker, remember why we're here. 490 00:23:51,783 --> 00:23:52,883 Right. 491 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,780 Remind me. 492 00:23:56,108 --> 00:23:59,444 The hopes and dreams of the Venezuelan people. 493 00:24:00,225 --> 00:24:02,093 Oh, look, Peggy, whatever the hell your name is, 494 00:24:02,127 --> 00:24:03,527 I have been on this job for months. 495 00:24:03,562 --> 00:24:05,496 My hacker buddy did the encryption on that data, 496 00:24:05,530 --> 00:24:06,464 and he tipped me off. 497 00:24:06,498 --> 00:24:07,431 All you did was -- 498 00:24:07,466 --> 00:24:08,933 I don't want money. 499 00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:10,234 You don't? 500 00:24:10,268 --> 00:24:11,502 No. 501 00:24:11,536 --> 00:24:14,205 I want you to give the thumb drive to professor Garcia 502 00:24:14,239 --> 00:24:15,639 for free. 503 00:24:15,674 --> 00:24:17,007 Why? 504 00:24:17,042 --> 00:24:18,976 Because it's the right thing to do. 505 00:24:23,348 --> 00:24:25,649 Well, at least I know you're not a cop. 506 00:24:26,785 --> 00:24:29,220 Parker, tell Mattingly to wait five minutes. 507 00:24:29,254 --> 00:24:30,721 He'll get his money. 508 00:24:31,757 --> 00:24:33,924 Don't move. 509 00:24:37,962 --> 00:24:40,497 Oh, look, no sign of rich Texan -- 510 00:24:40,532 --> 00:24:42,633 must have got cold feet -- 511 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:46,251 which means the only briefcase full of cash is there. 512 00:24:47,705 --> 00:24:50,007 All right, you start a fire in the kitchen. 513 00:24:50,041 --> 00:24:52,042 I grab the briefcase. We use the crowd for cover. 514 00:24:52,076 --> 00:24:55,262 I was thinking something a little less... trample-y. 515 00:24:55,403 --> 00:24:57,364 Let's work with what we've got. 516 00:24:57,418 --> 00:24:59,550 Two identical briefcases. 517 00:24:59,584 --> 00:25:00,584 You want to do a kick switch. 518 00:25:00,618 --> 00:25:01,785 Yes. 519 00:25:01,819 --> 00:25:03,120 I'll peel Escobar away from his bodyguard, 520 00:25:03,154 --> 00:25:04,588 and you -- wait. I... 521 00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:08,192 It's still my idea. 522 00:26:12,824 --> 00:26:14,258 Ooh, waiter. 523 00:26:14,292 --> 00:26:16,593 I -- what have you got there? I'm starving. 524 00:26:16,628 --> 00:26:19,029 - Here you go. - Thank you -- oh! I'm so sorry. 525 00:26:19,063 --> 00:26:20,764 I just -- I -- I stumbled. 526 00:26:20,798 --> 00:26:24,234 But thanks. I got it now. Thanks. 527 00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:52,763 Tell Mattingly professor Garcia is ready to make a deal. 528 00:27:22,193 --> 00:27:24,895 You got this from a teacher? 529 00:27:24,930 --> 00:27:27,865 That must have been some bake sale. 530 00:27:27,899 --> 00:27:28,799 Thumb drive. 531 00:27:28,833 --> 00:27:31,902 Yeah, yeah, I'm a man of my word. 532 00:27:31,937 --> 00:27:33,904 That's the real deal. 533 00:27:33,939 --> 00:27:35,873 The estimates on that are 30% lower than the official numbers. 534 00:27:35,907 --> 00:27:37,741 It's a game-changer. 535 00:27:37,776 --> 00:27:38,809 Hey, hey. 536 00:27:38,843 --> 00:27:40,377 It's gonna be real hard to count that money 537 00:27:40,412 --> 00:27:42,479 with five broken fingers. 538 00:27:42,514 --> 00:27:44,381 You got me all wrong. 539 00:27:44,416 --> 00:27:45,382 Really? 540 00:27:45,417 --> 00:27:47,284 'Cause I'd say you're a second-story man 541 00:27:47,319 --> 00:27:50,020 who doesn't care about anything besides his next score. 542 00:27:50,055 --> 00:27:52,823 Look, I'm glad this is going to the good guys for once. 543 00:27:52,857 --> 00:27:55,492 I really am. But this is my job. 544 00:27:55,527 --> 00:27:57,528 And I have people depending on me, 545 00:27:57,562 --> 00:27:59,830 so let's just leave it at that, yeah? 546 00:27:59,864 --> 00:28:01,732 Well, I better go find my friend Peggy. 547 00:28:01,766 --> 00:28:02,733 Who? 548 00:28:02,767 --> 00:28:04,335 TabbyFan76. 549 00:28:04,369 --> 00:28:07,404 She really likes cats. 550 00:28:07,439 --> 00:28:10,841 Yeah, a lot. She has like seven. 551 00:28:13,078 --> 00:28:16,280 Hey, look, I never got your real name. 552 00:28:16,314 --> 00:28:19,450 Oh. Parker. 553 00:28:22,721 --> 00:28:25,422 Wait, not the Parker? 554 00:28:33,459 --> 00:28:35,360 Where on earth did you learn to tango like that? 555 00:28:35,394 --> 00:28:36,594 Indiana. 556 00:28:38,063 --> 00:28:40,465 Octavio, I am many things, but I am not a liar. 557 00:28:40,499 --> 00:28:43,635 Hmm. 558 00:28:43,669 --> 00:28:45,403 Well, unfortunately, I have to go. 559 00:28:45,437 --> 00:28:47,038 Now? Why? 560 00:28:47,072 --> 00:28:49,374 Business. 561 00:28:50,809 --> 00:28:53,344 Dance with your boyfriend the way you just did with me. 562 00:28:53,379 --> 00:28:54,345 If he ignores you, 563 00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:58,583 then you will know he is gay. 564 00:29:02,021 --> 00:29:03,721 Escobar's on the move. 565 00:29:08,427 --> 00:29:11,029 Sophie, you stay on Escobar. 566 00:29:11,063 --> 00:29:14,098 I'm gonna look for Peggy and make things right. 567 00:29:16,335 --> 00:29:18,303 I have him. 568 00:29:44,697 --> 00:29:49,767 It's Mattingly... without the briefcase. 569 00:29:50,970 --> 00:29:53,338 That dirty double-dealer. 570 00:29:53,372 --> 00:29:56,874 Where'd he get a second thumb drive? 571 00:30:05,985 --> 00:30:08,519 You couldn't even operate a thumb drive. 572 00:30:08,554 --> 00:30:10,788 I could put those on, even like a little video, 573 00:30:10,823 --> 00:30:13,458 - where she's, like, cleaning herself. - Oh. 574 00:30:17,529 --> 00:30:19,130 Hmm? 575 00:30:20,733 --> 00:30:22,533 He's not clumsy. 576 00:30:22,568 --> 00:30:24,569 He's a dirty liar. 577 00:30:24,603 --> 00:30:25,770 Yeah. 578 00:30:25,804 --> 00:30:27,572 A dirty liar who's about to open a briefcase 579 00:30:27,606 --> 00:30:29,574 with nothing but a tape recorder in it. 580 00:30:31,643 --> 00:30:34,812 Wait, I -- I switched out the briefcases. 581 00:30:34,847 --> 00:30:35,780 What's going on? 582 00:30:35,813 --> 00:30:38,982 I don't know, but I'm gonna find out. 583 00:30:44,256 --> 00:30:45,523 Peggy? 584 00:30:52,397 --> 00:30:53,798 It's the rich Texan. 585 00:30:53,832 --> 00:30:56,934 Escobar must have stolen his briefcase. 586 00:30:56,969 --> 00:30:58,202 Escobar looked confident. 587 00:30:58,237 --> 00:31:00,171 We figured that meant he had a million. 588 00:31:00,205 --> 00:31:02,006 It turns out it was because he planned to steal the money 589 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,408 from the highest bidder and pocket the rest. 590 00:31:17,623 --> 00:31:20,858 He must have stashed the oil guy's money. 591 00:31:24,630 --> 00:31:26,197 Escobar's on the move. 592 00:31:26,231 --> 00:31:30,768 And after the switch, he used that money to pay Mattingly. 593 00:31:36,942 --> 00:31:40,511 Hmm. 594 00:31:40,546 --> 00:31:42,146 We're done. 595 00:31:42,181 --> 00:31:44,949 I told you I don't like people who waste my time, 596 00:31:44,983 --> 00:31:46,184 Mr. Mattingly. 597 00:31:46,218 --> 00:31:47,685 This isn't your money, Escobar. 598 00:31:47,719 --> 00:31:49,320 You stole it from the oil guy. 599 00:31:49,354 --> 00:31:50,821 And now you've got the thumb drive, 600 00:31:50,856 --> 00:31:52,123 giving your cartel clients leverage 601 00:31:52,157 --> 00:31:53,858 of the Venezuelan government, 602 00:31:53,892 --> 00:31:56,827 so... yeah. 603 00:31:56,862 --> 00:31:58,462 We're done. 604 00:32:11,577 --> 00:32:14,345 He's got both briefcases full of money now. 605 00:32:14,379 --> 00:32:17,181 Parker, what should we -- he's mine. 606 00:32:19,351 --> 00:32:23,321 Hey. Do you think Escobar realizes that we ripped him off? 607 00:32:23,355 --> 00:32:25,089 Thank you. 608 00:32:25,123 --> 00:32:29,126 Would you drink to losing $500k? 609 00:32:33,344 --> 00:32:35,005 Wait a minute. What? 610 00:32:35,076 --> 00:32:37,013 Why would you pay a briefcase full of cash for something 611 00:32:37,048 --> 00:32:39,049 and then throw it away? 612 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:41,818 I've only seen this happen one other time before, 613 00:32:41,852 --> 00:32:43,620 in Odessa. 614 00:32:43,654 --> 00:32:46,089 What happened in Odessa? 615 00:32:46,123 --> 00:32:48,658 There was a bomb in Odessa. 616 00:32:51,662 --> 00:32:53,296 Hey. 617 00:32:53,330 --> 00:32:55,265 Hey, I can explain. 618 00:32:55,299 --> 00:32:57,233 - Too late. - Let him go. 619 00:32:57,268 --> 00:32:58,968 Parker. 620 00:32:59,003 --> 00:33:00,303 I thought I had you all wrong, 621 00:33:00,337 --> 00:33:01,905 that you had people depending on you. 622 00:33:01,939 --> 00:33:04,307 I do! I've got two ex-wives, a bookie, and a barkeeper. 623 00:33:04,341 --> 00:33:05,742 Well, to be fair, the last two are the same guy, but -- 624 00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:07,043 We've got bigger problems. 625 00:33:07,078 --> 00:33:08,745 Escobar doesn't work for the cartel anymore. 626 00:33:08,779 --> 00:33:10,213 He works for the Venezuelan government. 627 00:33:10,247 --> 00:33:11,448 That doesn't make sense. 628 00:33:11,482 --> 00:33:13,149 Why would the government pay for their own data? 629 00:33:13,184 --> 00:33:14,517 They don't want to buy it. 630 00:33:14,552 --> 00:33:15,585 They want to blow it up, 631 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,187 along with everybody else in this building. 632 00:33:17,221 --> 00:33:19,722 They can blame the bombings on professor Garcia, 633 00:33:19,757 --> 00:33:20,857 call him a terrorist. 634 00:33:20,891 --> 00:33:23,626 Bye-bye, opposition leader. Bye-bye, thumb drive. 635 00:33:23,661 --> 00:33:25,528 Everything tied up with a nice bow. 636 00:33:25,563 --> 00:33:26,896 All thanks to you. 637 00:33:26,931 --> 00:33:29,432 Well, this was just supposed to be a simple stop-and-shop. 638 00:33:29,467 --> 00:33:31,201 Yeah, you're pretty good at running one of those. 639 00:33:31,235 --> 00:33:33,470 Let's see how you are at finding a bomb. 640 00:33:34,472 --> 00:33:36,573 Okay, this place is huge. 641 00:33:36,607 --> 00:33:38,975 Where would Escobar hide it? 642 00:33:39,009 --> 00:33:42,612 Well, Escobar is too smart to bring it himself. 643 00:33:42,646 --> 00:33:46,282 He would have hired a subcontractor. 644 00:33:46,317 --> 00:33:48,518 It would have to be someone with unlimited access, 645 00:33:48,552 --> 00:33:50,120 maybe a high-level diplomat. 646 00:33:50,154 --> 00:33:52,956 Yes. Or the exact opposite. 647 00:33:54,492 --> 00:33:56,226 Thank you. 648 00:33:56,260 --> 00:33:57,727 The first thing any waiter learns 649 00:33:57,761 --> 00:33:59,596 is how to hold a tray with one hand. 650 00:33:59,630 --> 00:34:00,897 It's a little thin. 651 00:34:00,931 --> 00:34:02,932 Wait, no. I remember the waiter you're talking about. 652 00:34:02,967 --> 00:34:05,435 Ma'am? Don't call me ma'am! 653 00:34:05,469 --> 00:34:07,170 - All right, that food can't go out. - No, no. 654 00:34:07,204 --> 00:34:08,505 So I need to -- 655 00:34:10,875 --> 00:34:12,475 So where is this guy? 656 00:34:12,510 --> 00:34:14,811 Peggy, one of your waiters is not who he says he is. 657 00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:17,213 You mean the worst waiter that ever lived? Yeah, I see him. 658 00:34:17,248 --> 00:34:19,349 Hey, guys, can you clear out, please, just for a second? 659 00:34:19,383 --> 00:34:20,617 Everybody, clear out. Thanks. 660 00:34:20,651 --> 00:34:22,385 No, no. No, no, no, don't. 661 00:34:22,419 --> 00:34:26,156 She hung up. 662 00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:27,824 Hey, skinny jeans. Where do you think you're going? 663 00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:29,626 I was -- I thought I could -- 664 00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:31,961 Uh-huh. No. Uh, who hired you? 665 00:34:31,996 --> 00:34:33,730 Uh, I've got my paperwork over there in my bike messenger bag. 666 00:34:33,764 --> 00:34:36,833 You know what? You're not going anywhere until I figure out what's going on here. 667 00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:47,677 That knife was part of a set! 668 00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:51,181 Look, we got to get out of here! Let me ask you something. 669 00:34:51,215 --> 00:34:53,149 Why can't a small business owner... 670 00:34:53,184 --> 00:34:55,985 who happens to like cats... find a nice guy?! 671 00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:57,820 - Aah! Aah! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 672 00:34:57,855 --> 00:35:00,323 You can finish him later, okay? 673 00:35:00,357 --> 00:35:02,325 For now, we just need to ask him a question. 674 00:35:02,359 --> 00:35:04,494 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Okay, okay. Okay, okay. 675 00:35:04,528 --> 00:35:06,362 It's okay. Okay. 676 00:35:06,397 --> 00:35:10,033 Oh, geez. Can somebody get this guy some ice? 677 00:35:11,001 --> 00:35:14,671 It's in a serving cart? Which one? 678 00:35:14,705 --> 00:35:16,539 He doesn't know. He was just paid to bring it upstairs. 679 00:35:22,513 --> 00:35:26,316 The one that would block any survivors from escaping. 680 00:35:48,708 --> 00:35:50,842 Uh... okay. 681 00:35:52,908 --> 00:35:53,975 How do we do defuse it? 682 00:35:54,009 --> 00:35:56,177 - You're asking me? - Well, you were in the army. 683 00:35:56,211 --> 00:35:58,012 You stole paintings. That doesn't mean you know how to draw. 684 00:35:58,046 --> 00:35:59,747 All right, Parker, clear the room. 685 00:35:59,781 --> 00:36:01,816 Be subtle. 686 00:36:01,850 --> 00:36:04,719 Oh. 687 00:36:04,753 --> 00:36:06,287 Ka-boom! 688 00:36:07,456 --> 00:36:08,890 Got your attention! Okay! 689 00:36:08,924 --> 00:36:11,726 I'm Meg Dawson. I am your party planner. 690 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,729 And this is Chaz, and we are here to tell you 691 00:36:14,763 --> 00:36:16,964 that the fireworks are about to begin! 692 00:36:16,999 --> 00:36:18,532 Yes, that's right, Meg. 693 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,001 The colors of the Venezuelan flag 694 00:36:20,035 --> 00:36:22,036 are about to light up the sky, 695 00:36:22,070 --> 00:36:24,939 yellow, red, and... blue with stars. 696 00:36:24,973 --> 00:36:26,307 Stars. Stars. 697 00:36:26,341 --> 00:36:29,577 So if you could all just file out in an orderly fashion... 698 00:36:29,611 --> 00:36:31,579 Now, yeah. 699 00:36:31,613 --> 00:36:33,147 Más rápido. 700 00:36:33,181 --> 00:36:35,416 Sophie, what's the plan? 701 00:36:37,252 --> 00:36:39,320 Who needs this many dogs! Aah! 702 00:36:39,354 --> 00:36:42,323 Whew! Whew! 703 00:36:42,357 --> 00:36:45,493 Get! Get your -- get your ass -- 704 00:36:45,527 --> 00:36:47,428 What?! I'm busy! 705 00:36:47,462 --> 00:36:49,497 Look, I just sent you a picture. 706 00:36:49,531 --> 00:36:51,866 Oh, let me guess. It's a picture of another handsome dude. 707 00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,701 Aah! Aah! 708 00:36:53,735 --> 00:36:56,871 Okay, it's a bomb. Um... whoa. 709 00:36:56,905 --> 00:36:58,339 Yes, it's a bomb. 710 00:36:58,373 --> 00:37:00,608 Now just stop playing with that dog and help us! 711 00:37:00,642 --> 00:37:01,943 That -- that's a Radicova night train. 712 00:37:01,977 --> 00:37:03,177 Um, it's very sophisticated work. 713 00:37:03,211 --> 00:37:05,846 Okay, you see -- you see, the, uh -- 714 00:37:05,881 --> 00:37:07,481 the three wires on the front panel? 715 00:37:07,516 --> 00:37:08,482 Yes. 716 00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:10,151 I need you to do this. L-listen. 717 00:37:10,185 --> 00:37:12,320 Cut those wires in this sequence -- 718 00:37:12,354 --> 00:37:15,256 uh, um, primer, reactor, ignition timer. 719 00:37:15,290 --> 00:37:17,825 But -- but -- but first you got to figure out which one is which. 720 00:37:17,859 --> 00:37:20,428 So get a nail clipper. Strip the wires. 721 00:37:20,462 --> 00:37:22,964 The live one -- that's the ignition timer. 722 00:37:22,998 --> 00:37:24,365 Yes, right, but -- but don't cut it yet. 723 00:37:24,399 --> 00:37:26,300 Strip. Strip the wires, okay? 724 00:37:26,335 --> 00:37:27,601 If you cut it, the bomb will blow. 725 00:37:27,636 --> 00:37:29,103 Are you still with me so far? 726 00:37:29,137 --> 00:37:30,805 Three wires in sequence. 727 00:37:30,839 --> 00:37:33,941 Strip, don't cut. 728 00:37:45,988 --> 00:37:47,421 I-I-I don't know if y'all are gonna make it. 729 00:37:48,590 --> 00:37:51,258 That is the first thing we've agreed on all night. 730 00:37:51,293 --> 00:37:54,662 Look. Look. Um, okay, you see the -- you see the... 731 00:37:56,064 --> 00:37:57,331 We did it. 732 00:37:57,366 --> 00:37:59,233 - Yeah. - Yeah. 733 00:37:59,267 --> 00:38:00,368 Oh! 734 00:38:00,402 --> 00:38:04,171 - Okay. - Oh, I'm sorry. 735 00:38:04,206 --> 00:38:06,374 It's not every day I get to be this close to Parker. 736 00:38:06,408 --> 00:38:08,509 Five years ago, I was casing out 737 00:38:08,543 --> 00:38:10,544 the Chácara Do Céu museum in Rio, 738 00:38:10,579 --> 00:38:13,280 and you boosted a Matisse right in the middle of carnival. 739 00:38:13,315 --> 00:38:15,416 - It's... - Yeah. 740 00:38:15,450 --> 00:38:18,052 I'm -- I'm not that big on parties. 741 00:38:18,086 --> 00:38:20,062 So the word is you got out of the game. 742 00:38:20,125 --> 00:38:21,956 No, no, I-I'm still in the game. 743 00:38:21,990 --> 00:38:24,925 I just play by a different set of rules. 744 00:38:26,128 --> 00:38:28,329 I was told you have something for me. 745 00:38:28,363 --> 00:38:30,164 Uh... 746 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,968 You can thank him. 747 00:38:34,002 --> 00:38:35,603 May God bless you 748 00:38:35,637 --> 00:38:37,304 and grant the people of Venezuela 749 00:38:37,339 --> 00:38:40,541 their hopes and dreams. 750 00:38:43,845 --> 00:38:45,646 So, stealing, not for yourself, 751 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,283 but for other people's hopes and dreams and whatnot. 752 00:38:50,092 --> 00:38:51,326 So, I guess what you're saying is 753 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,829 that sometimes bad guys... don't have to be so bad. 754 00:38:54,864 --> 00:38:56,231 Yeah. 755 00:38:56,265 --> 00:38:59,167 Hey, before the cops get here, 756 00:38:59,201 --> 00:39:00,869 I got something for you. 757 00:39:03,739 --> 00:39:06,941 Alice, yeah, it's okay. 758 00:39:06,976 --> 00:39:08,376 You were just looking out for me. 759 00:39:08,410 --> 00:39:11,751 - And now I know your secret. - You do? 760 00:39:11,790 --> 00:39:13,915 Yeah. You're a spy. 761 00:39:13,949 --> 00:39:16,784 Mm. That's right. I am a spy. 762 00:39:16,819 --> 00:39:18,887 What a relief. Whew. 763 00:39:18,921 --> 00:39:20,388 And that is why I cannot tell you 764 00:39:20,422 --> 00:39:21,589 anything else about what I do. 765 00:39:21,624 --> 00:39:23,358 Mnh-mnh. National security. 766 00:39:23,392 --> 00:39:25,360 Oh, yeah, of course. Of course. I get it. 767 00:39:26,829 --> 00:39:29,163 Oh, I just wish Escobar hadn't gotten away, right? 768 00:39:29,198 --> 00:39:30,465 Oh, he won't get far. 769 00:39:34,637 --> 00:39:36,337 Going somewhere? 770 00:39:36,372 --> 00:39:38,039 You can't arrest us. We've done nothing wrong. 771 00:39:38,073 --> 00:39:40,775 I got attempted murder, kidnapping, 772 00:39:40,809 --> 00:39:41,776 grand theft. 773 00:39:41,810 --> 00:39:43,177 Grand theft of what? 774 00:39:43,212 --> 00:39:45,546 That's him. I want my money, Escobar. 775 00:39:45,581 --> 00:39:49,117 I don't even have his money. I don't even have his money. 776 00:39:49,151 --> 00:39:51,052 Ugh! 777 00:39:52,678 --> 00:39:54,145 You know, all I wanted to do tonight 778 00:39:54,179 --> 00:39:56,747 was meet a really nice guy. 779 00:39:56,782 --> 00:39:59,150 But I guess I helped stop a bombing, so that's pretty good. 780 00:40:00,852 --> 00:40:03,421 Cheers. 781 00:40:03,455 --> 00:40:06,123 Mmm. Well, I'm gonna go. 782 00:40:06,158 --> 00:40:07,992 But I will see you next week at book club. 783 00:40:08,026 --> 00:40:09,760 Okay, "The Contortionist's Daughter." 784 00:40:09,795 --> 00:40:12,563 I am loving it, and I will see you there. 785 00:40:12,598 --> 00:40:14,732 Okay, great. 786 00:40:14,766 --> 00:40:15,933 All right. 787 00:40:15,968 --> 00:40:19,337 Oh, and you know what? Marge, you should come, too. 788 00:40:19,371 --> 00:40:21,238 Ah. Okay. 789 00:40:21,273 --> 00:40:23,174 Marge? 790 00:40:23,208 --> 00:40:25,554 I had to come up with something. I know. I know. 791 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,645 Listen, Parker. 792 00:40:27,679 --> 00:40:29,680 I wanted to apologize about giving you 793 00:40:29,715 --> 00:40:31,849 the cold shoulder about Hardison earlier. 794 00:40:31,883 --> 00:40:33,985 Oh, that's okay. 795 00:40:34,019 --> 00:40:35,753 I think I figured it out. 796 00:40:35,787 --> 00:40:36,821 - You did? - Yeah. 797 00:40:36,855 --> 00:40:38,322 I mean, I was worried at first, 798 00:40:38,357 --> 00:40:41,325 'cause Hardison and I are different, the stuff we like. 799 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,160 But I just spent all night with Mattingly, 800 00:40:43,195 --> 00:40:45,196 a guy who likes all the same stuff I do. 801 00:40:45,230 --> 00:40:47,832 And you know what? 802 00:40:47,866 --> 00:40:50,868 It would have been more fun with Hardison. 803 00:40:50,902 --> 00:40:54,872 So I guess the same is boring. 804 00:40:56,308 --> 00:40:57,541 Where is Mattingly, anyway? 805 00:40:57,576 --> 00:40:59,010 Oh, he took the cab behind us. 806 00:40:59,044 --> 00:41:00,444 I thought that was Tara's cab. 807 00:41:00,479 --> 00:41:02,346 Yeah, it was. 808 00:41:02,381 --> 00:41:05,149 The things we do for friends.