1 00:00:11,399 --> 00:00:12,933 Hey! Hal. 2 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,134 F'leesh. 3 00:00:14,202 --> 00:00:17,771 Head of HR, calling me in to see her -- 4 00:00:17,839 --> 00:00:19,306 awfully formal. 5 00:00:19,374 --> 00:00:22,642 Oh, wait, did I already miss the brownies you brought in? 6 00:00:22,710 --> 00:00:24,411 Hal... 7 00:00:24,479 --> 00:00:26,835 Something's come up. I-- 8 00:00:27,515 --> 00:00:28,915 This just isn't fair. 9 00:00:30,284 --> 00:00:31,451 Are you kidding me? 10 00:00:31,519 --> 00:00:34,121 Bartley is driving this place into the ground! 11 00:00:34,188 --> 00:00:37,124 Company I spent my life building up! 12 00:00:37,191 --> 00:00:38,859 Can't even do his own dirty work, can he? 13 00:00:38,926 --> 00:00:41,528 I give him six months before he asks me to fire myself. 14 00:00:41,596 --> 00:00:43,196 - Bartley! - Hal? 15 00:00:43,264 --> 00:00:45,265 You and I both know why this is happening now! 16 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:46,933 - Get out here! - What's going on? 17 00:00:47,001 --> 00:00:49,169 Get out here and tell me to my face! 18 00:00:49,237 --> 00:00:51,438 - Bartley! Hey! Let go of me! - All right, that's enough. 19 00:00:51,506 --> 00:00:52,641 Bartley! 20 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:56,484 Enter your fantasy football pick in two minutes. 21 00:00:56,571 --> 00:00:57,705 You think he's embezzling? 22 00:00:57,772 --> 00:00:59,711 It's all I can come up with. 23 00:01:00,615 --> 00:01:03,650 I found some irregularities in the company books, 24 00:01:03,718 --> 00:01:06,853 mentioned the discrepancies to Bartley privately, 25 00:01:06,921 --> 00:01:08,288 and I'm let go within a week. 26 00:01:08,356 --> 00:01:10,357 Not exactly the work of a criminal mastermind. 27 00:01:10,425 --> 00:01:11,725 Mr. Ford... 28 00:01:11,793 --> 00:01:14,127 I helped Fred Bartley's father and grandfather 29 00:01:14,192 --> 00:01:16,895 build good share cards off from a store front 30 00:01:16,950 --> 00:01:19,266 on Grand Avenue in Montvale, Mass., 31 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:21,401 to be the best independent brand in the region. 32 00:01:21,469 --> 00:01:23,003 Okay, so, I get it -- you want to be part 33 00:01:23,070 --> 00:01:24,938 of the payday when Heartfelt comes in and buys them out. 34 00:01:25,006 --> 00:01:26,339 It shouldn't be too hard. 35 00:01:26,407 --> 00:01:28,074 Maybe I came to the wrong place. 36 00:01:28,142 --> 00:01:29,476 What do you mean? 37 00:01:29,544 --> 00:01:32,279 This is about the company, Mr. Ford, 38 00:01:32,346 --> 00:01:34,147 and the whole town -- not me. 39 00:01:34,215 --> 00:01:38,151 Fred Bartley, the CEO, has Good Cheer in a tailspin. 40 00:01:38,219 --> 00:01:40,320 Company keeps going the way he's taking it, 41 00:01:40,388 --> 00:01:43,123 a year from now, Montvale's a ghost town. 42 00:01:43,191 --> 00:01:44,758 This Heartfelt buyout... 43 00:01:44,826 --> 00:01:46,793 That could save us. 44 00:01:51,098 --> 00:01:52,499 You've come to the right place. 45 00:01:53,835 --> 00:01:55,869 Hey, guys, I got bad news and bad news, 46 00:01:55,937 --> 00:01:58,138 so I'll start with the bad news. 47 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:01,408 Good Cheer was already a sinking ship, 48 00:02:01,476 --> 00:02:03,810 having nothing to do with the CEO's embezzlement. 49 00:02:03,878 --> 00:02:05,178 I mean, it's certainly not helping, 50 00:02:05,246 --> 00:02:08,014 but one division fails after the other like clockwork. 51 00:02:08,082 --> 00:02:09,249 Y-- 52 00:02:11,118 --> 00:02:12,385 you know that was mine. 53 00:02:12,453 --> 00:02:14,254 - Oh, I thought you got it for me. - Oh, really? 54 00:02:14,322 --> 00:02:15,522 Yeah. What, I can't enjoy an orange soda? 55 00:02:15,590 --> 00:02:16,790 - No, you can't. - Huh? 56 00:02:16,858 --> 00:02:18,425 Don't think I don't see what you're doing. 57 00:02:18,493 --> 00:02:20,126 - What is he doing? - Shut up. 58 00:02:20,194 --> 00:02:22,162 - This make us even now? - Okay, guys, guys. 59 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:24,331 The town of Montvale, Massachusetts -- 60 00:02:24,398 --> 00:02:25,465 built upon the success 61 00:02:25,533 --> 00:02:27,367 of Good Cheer Greeting Card Company. 62 00:02:27,435 --> 00:02:30,103 Everything from the offices to their printing operation, 63 00:02:30,171 --> 00:02:32,672 warehouse, shipping -- they are the local economy. 64 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:34,774 - So basically it's a mill town. - Yeah, so -- 65 00:02:34,842 --> 00:02:37,110 Yeah, except this mill has a good chance of being bought out 66 00:02:37,178 --> 00:02:38,612 by Heartfelt cards at the end of the week, 67 00:02:38,679 --> 00:02:39,946 which is a great win for Good Cheer. 68 00:02:40,014 --> 00:02:41,581 Yeah, as long as this embezzlement scam 69 00:02:41,649 --> 00:02:42,883 - doesn't get in the way. - Yeah. 70 00:02:42,950 --> 00:02:44,985 Now, the CEO, Fred Bartley, 71 00:02:45,052 --> 00:02:46,119 is a washed-up quarterback, 72 00:02:46,187 --> 00:02:48,154 grandson of Good Cheer's founder. 73 00:02:48,222 --> 00:02:50,156 He was a blue-chip ballplayer until he injured his back. 74 00:02:50,224 --> 00:02:52,492 Let's run the wicked stepsister. It's perfect. 75 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,462 No, t-that's way too involved, Sophie. No, no. 76 00:02:55,530 --> 00:02:57,230 No, I'm thinking about something simpler, actually. 77 00:02:57,298 --> 00:02:58,532 For us to maybe, uh... 78 00:02:58,599 --> 00:03:00,400 - What is -- what are you -- - What? Nothing. 79 00:03:00,468 --> 00:03:03,336 This guy's buying up a bunch of expensive office equipment, supplies. 80 00:03:03,404 --> 00:03:05,372 The thing is, it never gets dropped off. 81 00:03:05,439 --> 00:03:07,741 Or it costs much less than it says on the books. 82 00:03:07,808 --> 00:03:09,543 Bartley has got to be pocketing the difference. 83 00:03:09,610 --> 00:03:11,344 All right, the thing about it is, Heartfelt -- 84 00:03:11,412 --> 00:03:14,381 they thrive on their sparkling good, clean image. 85 00:03:14,448 --> 00:03:17,217 So if we can expose the CEO of Good Cheer 86 00:03:17,285 --> 00:03:19,286 before Good Cheer does their presentation 87 00:03:19,353 --> 00:03:20,987 for Heartfelt on Friday, 88 00:03:21,055 --> 00:03:22,856 then that still gives them enough cover 89 00:03:22,924 --> 00:03:24,691 to go ahead with the buyout, doesn't it? 90 00:03:24,759 --> 00:03:27,160 Yeah, Heartfelt pulls Good Cheer into their warm embrace... 91 00:03:27,228 --> 00:03:29,729 Saving a town and a company. 92 00:03:29,797 --> 00:03:31,765 All right. High-five from around. 93 00:03:31,832 --> 00:03:33,333 My damn soda. 94 00:03:34,001 --> 00:03:37,504 Okay, Sophie, you and Parker are gonna entertain them all 95 00:03:37,572 --> 00:03:40,040 while Eliot and Hardison get the evidence we need. 96 00:03:40,107 --> 00:03:42,509 - Um... - Oh. 97 00:03:44,097 --> 00:03:46,539 Hello! Yes. Hi. I am -- 98 00:03:46,587 --> 00:03:48,955 Oh, hey, don't mind her. Don't mind her, Mr. Meeker. 99 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,418 No, we've just never hired a-an efficiency team before. 100 00:03:51,485 --> 00:03:52,344 - Oh. - Yeah. 101 00:03:52,383 --> 00:03:54,721 But your bid was, uh, so much lower 102 00:03:54,789 --> 00:03:56,022 than all the other consultants'. 103 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:58,048 Yeah, well, I mean, it's really nothing to work with. 104 00:03:58,088 --> 00:04:00,293 Kind of goes with the territory, uh, Mr. Bartley. 105 00:04:00,361 --> 00:04:02,195 Yeah, no, my associates and I, we're just here 106 00:04:02,263 --> 00:04:05,231 simply to survey your operative infrastructure 107 00:04:05,299 --> 00:04:06,933 and shake up the creative process 108 00:04:07,001 --> 00:04:08,735 and fortify the IT. And -- 109 00:04:08,803 --> 00:04:10,704 and then we'll, uh, determine and strengthen 110 00:04:10,771 --> 00:04:13,306 and streamline your vertical fluidity, 111 00:04:13,374 --> 00:04:16,710 you know, from the top down and the bottom up, 112 00:04:16,777 --> 00:04:18,411 and then we're good to go. 113 00:04:18,479 --> 00:04:19,613 Cool. Cool. 114 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,920 Like the scrimmage before a big game. 115 00:04:21,951 --> 00:04:23,550 Ha ha! Yeah, if that helps you. 116 00:04:23,618 --> 00:04:25,394 - Okay, let's go to work, guys. - Cool. 117 00:04:25,418 --> 00:04:26,215 - So... - Uh-huh. 118 00:04:26,238 --> 00:04:27,554 If you could show us around a little bit. 119 00:04:27,622 --> 00:04:29,990 Okay, so, we'll just, uh, we'll roll off a couple copies 120 00:04:30,057 --> 00:04:31,391 of your paperwork here. 121 00:04:31,459 --> 00:04:34,060 I'm sorry, Mr. Bartley. The copier is still broken. 122 00:04:34,128 --> 00:04:35,395 Oh, not a good start. 123 00:04:35,463 --> 00:04:37,097 Joe Meeker of Meeker Efficiency Consulting. 124 00:04:38,366 --> 00:04:41,167 Felicia from HR. 125 00:04:41,235 --> 00:04:42,969 Would you excuse me? Could we...? 126 00:04:43,037 --> 00:04:44,971 - Sure. No. Yeah. - It's a solid copier, Mr. Meeker. 127 00:04:45,039 --> 00:04:48,274 You should have told me about having an efficiency team here this week. 128 00:04:48,342 --> 00:04:50,276 I mean, you asked me to set up a shared calendar. 129 00:04:50,344 --> 00:04:52,912 What a week for you to decide not to check it. 130 00:04:52,980 --> 00:04:54,614 Felicia, do you have any of those brownies? 131 00:04:56,283 --> 00:04:58,251 Look, I just -- I just want to put 132 00:04:58,319 --> 00:05:00,286 our best team on the field for the Heartfelt meeting. 133 00:05:00,354 --> 00:05:02,389 I-I'm not sure what the problem is with that. 134 00:05:04,592 --> 00:05:07,560 The documentary-film crew is here this week. 135 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:13,066 I love this visual metaphor. 136 00:05:13,134 --> 00:05:14,634 Water leeches out... 137 00:05:14,702 --> 00:05:16,736 spiraling down. 138 00:05:16,804 --> 00:05:18,104 It's a dream. 139 00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:19,472 Like dreams. 140 00:05:19,540 --> 00:05:20,640 Hey, there. Joe Meeker. 141 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:22,542 Meeker Efficiency Consulting. Who are you? 142 00:05:22,610 --> 00:05:26,880 Noted German documentary filmmaker Gunter Hanzig. 143 00:05:26,947 --> 00:05:28,448 You have seen my films. 144 00:05:28,516 --> 00:05:29,486 Who hasn't? 145 00:05:29,527 --> 00:05:31,060 "Christmas, Incorporated"... 146 00:05:31,105 --> 00:05:32,939 "Dairy Of A Snow Leopard." Mm-ha. 147 00:05:32,987 --> 00:05:35,021 Maybe that's "Diary." "Diary Of A Snow Leopard." 148 00:05:35,089 --> 00:05:38,291 Ahhhhhh. You like it? 149 00:05:39,527 --> 00:05:41,061 Well, honor to meet you. 150 00:05:41,128 --> 00:05:42,370 - Ah, this latest... - Ooh. 151 00:05:42,414 --> 00:05:44,315 masterpiece of mine 152 00:05:44,532 --> 00:05:48,168 is a documentary about American small businesses -- 153 00:05:48,235 --> 00:05:50,570 you know, the oil that lubricates 154 00:05:50,638 --> 00:05:53,239 the capitalist engine. 155 00:05:53,307 --> 00:05:56,009 You're doing a documentary about Good Cheer? 156 00:05:56,077 --> 00:05:58,912 What better metaphor for the modern society 157 00:05:58,979 --> 00:06:04,451 than a company that sells joy struggling to survive? 158 00:06:04,518 --> 00:06:09,723 It's just like the water... in the coo-ler. 159 00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:11,324 I'm nowhere, I'm everywhere. 160 00:06:11,392 --> 00:06:14,728 I'm just a tourist in the harsh reality of... 161 00:06:14,795 --> 00:06:15,895 Good Cheer. 162 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,920 Subtitles edited by Ehhhhtozebec 163 00:06:22,603 --> 00:06:26,406 Okay, guys, slight complication. 164 00:06:29,176 --> 00:06:31,411 You think? 165 00:06:34,315 --> 00:06:36,449 We have to delay, wait till the cameras have gone. 166 00:06:36,517 --> 00:06:38,418 No, no. We do not delay. 167 00:06:38,486 --> 00:06:40,386 Good Cheer Greeting Card Company. 168 00:06:40,454 --> 00:06:42,522 This is Ellie. How may I help you? 169 00:06:44,492 --> 00:06:46,359 Guys, Heartfelt gets here in less than three days. 170 00:06:46,427 --> 00:06:48,194 Look, if Bartley's embezzlement comes to light 171 00:06:48,262 --> 00:06:49,929 once they've already bought this place up -- 172 00:06:49,997 --> 00:06:51,598 they'll drop Good Cheer in a flash. 173 00:06:51,665 --> 00:06:53,266 No, no, we can't, uh, delay. 174 00:06:53,334 --> 00:06:55,635 If the company goes down, then the town is gonna go down. 175 00:06:55,703 --> 00:06:58,705 We have no time to delay. No, there's only one thing we can do. 176 00:06:58,773 --> 00:07:00,707 Only one thing. 177 00:07:04,845 --> 00:07:07,213 - Okay. - Mm. 178 00:07:07,281 --> 00:07:09,549 What is that, uh, expression you guys say? 179 00:07:09,617 --> 00:07:12,452 Uh, "roll camera"? Hmm? 180 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:15,722 Don't address me directly. 181 00:07:20,372 --> 00:07:22,099 I'm here to introduce you 182 00:07:22,130 --> 00:07:24,265 to some new friends of the program. 183 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:27,101 First and foremost, we have Mr. Joseph Meeker 184 00:07:27,169 --> 00:07:31,472 of Meeker Efficiency... 185 00:07:31,540 --> 00:07:32,840 - Consulting. - Consulting. 186 00:07:32,908 --> 00:07:36,777 And he and his guys are here to prepare us for victory. 187 00:07:36,845 --> 00:07:38,412 Time to determine which of you 188 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,281 is here to score the winning touchdown... 189 00:07:40,349 --> 00:07:42,350 and take the ball -- 190 00:07:42,417 --> 00:07:43,751 Okay, yeah. Thanks. 191 00:07:43,819 --> 00:07:46,787 Who here wants to take Good Cheer to the next level, 192 00:07:46,855 --> 00:07:49,724 restore it to its former glory, huh? 193 00:07:49,791 --> 00:07:51,626 - Yes! Yes! - All right, let's do it. 194 00:07:51,693 --> 00:07:53,528 Clap it up. Well done, "Meeks." 195 00:07:53,595 --> 00:07:57,365 I, um, I just thought that I'd make the introductions myself. 196 00:07:57,432 --> 00:08:01,369 Uh, Ms. Crystal, she, uh, she's our emotioneer. 197 00:08:01,436 --> 00:08:03,704 Yeah, and what she'll be doing is she'll be leading the team 198 00:08:03,772 --> 00:08:07,041 through some, uh, some creative exercises. 199 00:08:07,109 --> 00:08:09,210 Now, everybody take a finger. 200 00:08:09,278 --> 00:08:11,178 Um, the index works well. 201 00:08:11,246 --> 00:08:13,848 But the pinky's good for smaller cavities. 202 00:08:13,916 --> 00:08:16,617 And just -- just stick it into your partner's ear. 203 00:08:16,685 --> 00:08:18,619 Just -- now, don't be shy. Don't be afraid. 204 00:08:18,687 --> 00:08:20,788 We're gonna break through barriers today. 205 00:08:20,856 --> 00:08:24,425 Just stick your finger in your partner's ear. 206 00:08:24,493 --> 00:08:26,727 That's it. Lovely. 207 00:08:26,795 --> 00:08:28,829 She's obviously brilliant. 208 00:08:30,332 --> 00:08:32,166 Next up, we got, uh, Mindy Hoffman, 209 00:08:32,234 --> 00:08:34,802 and she, uh, she's gonna be observing the card writers. 210 00:08:34,870 --> 00:08:36,571 "Happy Anniversary," "Happy Hanukkah," 211 00:08:36,638 --> 00:08:37,805 "Happy Graduation." 212 00:08:37,873 --> 00:08:39,674 You know, I'm seeing a lot of "happy" here. 213 00:08:39,741 --> 00:08:41,542 Aren't people tired of the same card, 214 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:44,478 the same positive message over and over again? 215 00:08:45,747 --> 00:08:48,482 Yeah. Jennifer not too happy, huh? 216 00:08:48,550 --> 00:08:49,984 Not too happy. 217 00:08:50,052 --> 00:08:53,187 And next up is Mr. Gates, our IT guy -- no relation. 218 00:08:53,255 --> 00:08:54,655 And, then, uh, Mr. Dennis -- 219 00:08:54,723 --> 00:08:57,959 he's our, uh, infrastructure guy. 220 00:08:58,026 --> 00:09:00,695 Efficiency is knowing what everyone's place is on the team. 221 00:09:00,762 --> 00:09:03,864 Efficiency just means more of us are getting fired. 222 00:09:07,936 --> 00:09:10,738 This is what we in the business call the circle of trust. 223 00:09:10,806 --> 00:09:13,040 Now, which of you is the head writer? 224 00:09:13,108 --> 00:09:14,842 Oh. Whoopsy Daisy. 225 00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:17,011 She -- she -- she was a bit too trusting. 226 00:09:17,079 --> 00:09:18,846 Now, you -- you've lost the power of... 227 00:09:18,914 --> 00:09:20,247 - Hey. Yeah. - Hey. 228 00:09:20,315 --> 00:09:22,350 Uh, a little touchy-feely, huh? 229 00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:24,318 Well, I mean, you know, you wouldn't send a player in 230 00:09:24,386 --> 00:09:26,854 to do something a coach wouldn't do himself, would you? So go, yeah. 231 00:09:26,922 --> 00:09:28,623 Blindfolds, ladies and gentlemen. 232 00:09:28,690 --> 00:09:31,525 Imagine a world where you cannot see, you can only feel. 233 00:09:31,593 --> 00:09:33,527 - Oh, Mr. Bartley! What a surprise! - Hey. Yeah. 234 00:09:33,595 --> 00:09:34,762 You can have a blindfold. 235 00:09:34,830 --> 00:09:36,163 Could you hand these around, please? 236 00:09:36,231 --> 00:09:37,999 Now, look. We're going to tap into our primal emotions. 237 00:09:38,066 --> 00:09:39,166 We're gonna act like monkeys. 238 00:09:39,234 --> 00:09:40,901 Here's an interesting fact about monkeys. 239 00:09:40,969 --> 00:09:43,137 Each member contributes to the pack. 240 00:09:43,205 --> 00:09:44,972 That's what we are today -- a pack. 241 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,741 Now, everybody down on all fours. 242 00:09:46,808 --> 00:09:48,843 Come on. Don't be shy. Down on all fours. 243 00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:50,544 And I want you to hop like a monkey. 244 00:09:50,612 --> 00:09:53,981 Do monkeys hop? Or is that a bunny? 245 00:09:54,049 --> 00:09:55,216 Okay, guys, we're clear. 246 00:09:55,283 --> 00:09:57,184 See what you can find in Bartley's office. 247 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,321 Sorry. 248 00:10:00,389 --> 00:10:04,191 Yeah, I'm just searching for evidence of embarrassment 249 00:10:04,259 --> 00:10:06,460 or, you know, something like that. 250 00:10:06,528 --> 00:10:10,731 Mr. Dennis here is gonna go search for any fragile activity. 251 00:10:10,799 --> 00:10:12,967 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 252 00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:17,738 What am I checking for? 253 00:10:17,806 --> 00:10:20,908 Anything fragile..."Ent." 254 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,301 Oh. 255 00:10:22,377 --> 00:10:23,844 - All right. A bunny-monkey. - A bunny-monkey. 256 00:10:23,912 --> 00:10:25,212 Now, everybody, come on. 257 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,348 We're gonna -- we're gonna switch it up. Take my hand. 258 00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:30,651 We're gonna leave this corporate prison behind us. 259 00:10:30,719 --> 00:10:33,554 You're gonna travel with me to the corners of the world. 260 00:10:33,622 --> 00:10:34,755 You might want to ease off a bit. 261 00:10:34,823 --> 00:10:36,357 It seems like one of your crazy acting classes. 262 00:10:36,425 --> 00:10:38,025 Just -- 263 00:10:38,093 --> 00:10:41,929 ♪ La la la la la, ooh! ♪ ♪ La la la la la, ooh ♪ 264 00:10:41,997 --> 00:10:44,832 He gave you that rubbish about everybody having a place? 265 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:47,068 I -- you kn-- 266 00:10:47,135 --> 00:10:49,837 he likes to put everybody in their place. That's -- 267 00:10:49,905 --> 00:10:51,105 you know, just last week, 268 00:10:51,173 --> 00:10:53,641 I started keeping a record -- yeah, a record -- 269 00:10:53,709 --> 00:10:55,876 of every time... 270 00:10:55,944 --> 00:10:59,513 he blatantly disrespects my contributions. 271 00:10:59,581 --> 00:11:01,849 - I mean, this is a week. -Well done, team. 272 00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:03,818 Everybody bunny-hop. Here we go. 273 00:11:03,885 --> 00:11:05,686 - Hop. Hop. Hopping. - Ohh! 274 00:11:05,754 --> 00:11:06,921 Oh, this is the time he told me 275 00:11:06,988 --> 00:11:10,391 that my English accent wasn't convincing. I -- 276 00:11:10,459 --> 00:11:12,393 this one -- yeah. 277 00:11:12,461 --> 00:11:14,895 He sent me out for a pint of milk. Uh-huh. 278 00:11:14,963 --> 00:11:16,797 I take offense to that. 279 00:11:16,865 --> 00:11:18,199 - Hey. - What? 280 00:11:18,266 --> 00:11:20,201 Did you find anything? 281 00:11:20,268 --> 00:11:22,103 Got a half pack of cigarettes. 282 00:11:22,170 --> 00:11:25,106 Ah, that's great. Anything useful? 283 00:11:25,173 --> 00:11:27,842 Nope. Nothing fragile. 284 00:11:27,909 --> 00:11:29,844 No cheesy little accounts with the holes in them. 285 00:11:29,911 --> 00:11:34,115 And the only embarrassment around here is you. 286 00:11:35,717 --> 00:11:37,952 This job is all about trust. 287 00:11:38,019 --> 00:11:41,088 The job is all about respect. 288 00:11:42,357 --> 00:11:43,891 Go, baby. 289 00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:47,328 Did you put that in there? Did you put that in the fridge? 290 00:11:47,395 --> 00:11:49,163 No, I-I just like it when the chocolate's all cold. 291 00:11:49,231 --> 00:11:50,931 All right. Put it back in there. It's not yours. 292 00:11:50,999 --> 00:11:53,000 - Who you think -- - Put it back in there. It's not yours. 293 00:11:53,068 --> 00:11:54,969 Somebody left that so they can eat it later. 294 00:11:55,036 --> 00:11:58,439 Get -- get on -- bring it -- bring it over. 295 00:12:00,876 --> 00:12:02,610 This about the sandwich? 296 00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:04,178 In here? A guy makes a sandwich. 297 00:12:04,246 --> 00:12:06,447 H-he makes it that day, he wants to eat it later on that day, 298 00:12:06,515 --> 00:12:09,517 he puts it in the fridge, he's got to be able to trust 299 00:12:09,584 --> 00:12:11,786 that when he comes back, it's gonna be there for him. 300 00:12:11,853 --> 00:12:13,387 He's got to respect me enough 301 00:12:13,455 --> 00:12:15,523 to know I didn't take the damn sandwich. 302 00:12:15,590 --> 00:12:16,757 He likes sandwiches. 303 00:12:16,825 --> 00:12:18,893 I think it had turkey on it or something. 304 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,997 I'm al-- I'm allergic to tryptophan in the turkey. 305 00:12:23,064 --> 00:12:26,100 Two dinosaurs falling in love? 306 00:12:26,168 --> 00:12:27,768 Makes no sense! 307 00:12:27,836 --> 00:12:30,388 How about a dinosaur... 308 00:12:33,275 --> 00:12:35,009 ripping the head off a lion, hmm? 309 00:12:35,076 --> 00:12:37,178 Ohh, yeah. Now we're talking. 310 00:12:37,245 --> 00:12:38,712 Oh! 311 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:40,748 Little lion wants to leave the pack early. 312 00:12:40,816 --> 00:12:43,250 A little bear cub wants to go out and see the world, huh? 313 00:12:43,318 --> 00:12:44,385 Oh, yeah? 314 00:12:44,452 --> 00:12:47,655 Raaaaaaaaah! 315 00:12:53,528 --> 00:12:56,397 Now, that's a high-school-graduation card. 316 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:01,302 Here she comes. Get her. 317 00:13:01,369 --> 00:13:03,504 Yes, her. 318 00:13:03,572 --> 00:13:05,840 Keep filming her. 319 00:13:05,907 --> 00:13:07,708 Yeah. Good, good. Follow her. 320 00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:11,579 Sorry, Mindy. The copier is broken. 321 00:13:11,646 --> 00:13:14,882 Oh. Sweet. 322 00:13:15,984 --> 00:13:18,819 Vaaah! I hate cameras. 323 00:13:18,887 --> 00:13:21,355 You know what? I will break it! 324 00:13:21,423 --> 00:13:23,724 - Okay. Okay, okay, okay. - I will break -- 325 00:13:23,792 --> 00:13:25,659 Achtung! 326 00:13:25,727 --> 00:13:27,828 Okay. After her. 327 00:13:29,698 --> 00:13:32,499 I don't really have anything to say. 328 00:13:36,771 --> 00:13:38,472 Why are you still rolling the camera? 329 00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:41,609 What a magnificent creature. 330 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,580 Oh, hey. Okay. 331 00:13:46,648 --> 00:13:48,883 We are going to -- 332 00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:50,317 we're gonna call to order 333 00:13:50,385 --> 00:13:52,720 the efficiency council meeting right now. 334 00:13:52,787 --> 00:13:54,421 There's nothing on his computer. 335 00:13:54,489 --> 00:13:56,857 - What do you mean? - Couldn't find anything in the offices. 336 00:13:56,925 --> 00:13:58,325 There's... 337 00:13:58,393 --> 00:14:01,395 no cheese accounts, no critical activity. 338 00:14:01,463 --> 00:14:03,597 There's nothing that says he's... 339 00:14:03,665 --> 00:14:05,566 de-fragile-ing Good Cheer at all. 340 00:14:05,634 --> 00:14:08,636 Look. All the delivery notifications for the ink. 341 00:14:08,703 --> 00:14:10,905 He paid for that special holographic printer. 342 00:14:10,972 --> 00:14:13,073 He -- it's all legit. 343 00:14:13,141 --> 00:14:14,241 Mm-hmm. 344 00:14:14,309 --> 00:14:16,310 He's not... embarrassing. 345 00:14:16,378 --> 00:14:17,878 No, there's something else here. 346 00:14:17,946 --> 00:14:20,881 It's color-shifting ink... 347 00:14:20,949 --> 00:14:23,217 100% cotton paper. 348 00:14:24,586 --> 00:14:27,755 He's, uh, he's printing, uh... 349 00:14:27,822 --> 00:14:29,924 fake cards, fake cards. 350 00:14:29,991 --> 00:14:31,992 Yeah, you know how some greeting cards have... 351 00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:34,461 people's faces on them? Um -- 352 00:14:34,529 --> 00:14:39,600 important people's faces on them? 353 00:14:39,668 --> 00:14:42,316 Okay, well, he's copying... 354 00:14:42,358 --> 00:14:43,925 those designs. 355 00:14:44,027 --> 00:14:47,641 Ohh! Sounds pretty embarrassing to me. 356 00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:49,310 Eh, no, no. 357 00:14:49,377 --> 00:14:51,779 His cards aren't real. 358 00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:53,047 - They just look real. - They look real, yeah. 359 00:14:53,114 --> 00:14:54,481 - But the emotion -- - The emotion -- 360 00:14:54,549 --> 00:14:55,683 - the emotion... - the emotion -- 361 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,051 - is false. - it's false. 362 00:14:57,118 --> 00:14:58,519 And they shouldn't be circulated. 363 00:14:58,586 --> 00:14:59,987 And they shouldn't be circulated. 364 00:15:00,055 --> 00:15:02,623 Oh, the cards are made for passing money. 365 00:15:02,691 --> 00:15:04,258 Ohh! Bartley's counrfeiting mo-- 366 00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:05,376 - C-cards! Cards! - Yeah. 367 00:15:05,399 --> 00:15:06,805 Yeah, he's counterfeiting cards. 368 00:15:06,837 --> 00:15:07,891 - So w-w-we -- - Cards. 369 00:15:07,946 --> 00:15:09,997 we've learned a lot here t-- okay, we're good. 370 00:15:10,065 --> 00:15:11,298 - Thank you. - You get enough? 371 00:15:11,366 --> 00:15:13,072 - That's great. - Thank you. 372 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,282 That's not what I said. 373 00:15:15,339 --> 00:15:16,571 Look, all I want to know is how do we nail 374 00:15:16,602 --> 00:15:18,118 this Bartley guy for counterfeiting? 375 00:15:18,157 --> 00:15:20,567 - Cards! - Parker, we're alone. 376 00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:22,916 Yeah, well, that guy Gunter's been on me like a cheap suit! 377 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,738 The US dollar is part linen. 378 00:15:24,805 --> 00:15:27,640 Our guy's been, uh, using green and purple ink. 379 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,409 I think he's cloning the euro. 380 00:15:29,477 --> 00:15:31,244 We need to find every piece of equipment he's using. 381 00:15:31,312 --> 00:15:33,813 Hey, Parker, the paper -- you got to find that. 382 00:15:33,881 --> 00:15:36,516 Eliot, Hardison, get the ink and especially that printer. 383 00:15:36,584 --> 00:15:38,551 We've got less than 24 hours to do it 384 00:15:38,619 --> 00:15:40,587 - before Heartfelt gets here. - That's enough. 385 00:15:59,106 --> 00:16:01,341 Aah! Hey, Gunter. 386 00:16:01,409 --> 00:16:02,776 I am nowhere. 387 00:16:02,843 --> 00:16:04,110 And everywhere. I'm starting to get it. 388 00:16:04,178 --> 00:16:05,645 Mr. Meeker! Ms. Crystal! 389 00:16:05,713 --> 00:16:09,449 We haven't had a chance to talk yet. 390 00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:12,585 Listen, you know, it's only natural, 391 00:16:12,653 --> 00:16:14,521 you know, for you, an executive, 392 00:16:14,588 --> 00:16:16,389 you know, to feel, you know, threatened 393 00:16:16,457 --> 00:16:18,825 in a situation like this, you know, where a consultant comes in. 394 00:16:18,893 --> 00:16:20,693 I just want to make sure the romantic relationship 395 00:16:20,761 --> 00:16:23,430 you're pursuing with Ms. Crystal is a healthy one. 396 00:16:23,497 --> 00:16:24,898 For the both of you. 397 00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:28,835 She mentioned something called, um, reverse favoritism, 398 00:16:28,903 --> 00:16:31,237 and apparently i-it's a very common byproduct 399 00:16:31,305 --> 00:16:33,339 in workplace relationships. 400 00:16:33,407 --> 00:16:36,709 And she -- she offered to speak to Mr. Meeker, 401 00:16:36,777 --> 00:16:40,914 which, um, I thought was... 402 00:16:40,981 --> 00:16:43,750 a splendid idea. 403 00:16:45,986 --> 00:16:48,354 Oh. 404 00:16:48,422 --> 00:16:49,722 Wait. Ho-- I'm sorry. A-are you actually 405 00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:52,169 trying to threaten me into admitting I ate your sandwich? 406 00:16:52,232 --> 00:16:53,764 I'm not threatening you. I ain't playing with you either. 407 00:16:53,826 --> 00:16:55,641 Nobody threatens anybody with a Moldavian sawhorse. 408 00:16:55,696 --> 00:16:57,897 You know what, man? Can we just finish finding 409 00:16:57,965 --> 00:16:59,599 this damn inefficient printer and do our jobs? 410 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:01,034 We checked the warehouse, the office, 411 00:17:01,102 --> 00:17:02,635 the printer farm top to bottom -- nothing. 412 00:17:02,703 --> 00:17:04,904 Okay? Maybe this guy Bartley isn't as dumb as you think. 413 00:17:04,972 --> 00:17:06,706 Shh. What's up? 414 00:17:06,774 --> 00:17:07,941 Help you guys? 415 00:17:08,008 --> 00:17:09,442 Yeah, we're just, uh, looking for the, uh... 416 00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:11,644 Trying to find -- this place is like a maze in here, man. 417 00:17:11,712 --> 00:17:13,413 Just trying to figure out a way out of here. 418 00:17:13,481 --> 00:17:15,548 - Three crates down to the right. - Three. 419 00:17:15,616 --> 00:17:16,983 Then go four crates to the left. 420 00:17:17,051 --> 00:17:18,818 And then four to the left. Told you. I got it. 421 00:17:18,886 --> 00:17:20,120 Appreciate it, man. 422 00:17:20,187 --> 00:17:21,955 Hey, appreciate it. Black. Yeah! 423 00:17:22,022 --> 00:17:23,189 Walk. 424 00:17:23,257 --> 00:17:24,724 He look mad. Just mad. 425 00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:26,025 What the hell was that? 426 00:17:26,093 --> 00:17:27,327 What do you mean, "what was that?" 427 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,095 Man, if I was dummying up some cards like Bartley, 428 00:17:29,163 --> 00:17:30,930 I'd definitely have some muscle in on the operation. 429 00:17:30,998 --> 00:17:32,098 - I'm just saying. - Are you ser-- 430 00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:34,834 you must have taken two hits to the head. 431 00:17:34,902 --> 00:17:36,503 Jumbo black back there? Come on, man. 432 00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:39,372 You probably ate the damn sandwich yourself and forgot about it. 433 00:17:42,309 --> 00:17:44,210 So, my sandwich is forgettable? 434 00:17:44,278 --> 00:17:46,513 Listen, I take thinly sliced turkey, all right? 435 00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:49,182 I pan-sear it with some sweet Maui onions, all right? 436 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,351 Then I put a slice of dill havarti cheese 437 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,153 and another slice of an heirloom tomato. 438 00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:54,854 All that goes on an everything bagel, 439 00:17:54,922 --> 00:17:56,656 and I make my own garlic-and-green-onion 440 00:17:56,724 --> 00:17:58,324 cream-cheese spread. 441 00:17:58,392 --> 00:18:00,260 That's forgettable? 442 00:18:01,328 --> 00:18:02,929 I don't think so. 443 00:18:02,997 --> 00:18:05,231 No. More forward. Forward. Forward. 444 00:18:05,299 --> 00:18:07,200 There. There. Stop. Stop. 445 00:18:07,268 --> 00:18:09,135 Ahhh. 446 00:18:09,203 --> 00:18:12,438 This mysterious wonder. 447 00:18:12,506 --> 00:18:17,310 She has the nuclear winter inside her. 448 00:18:17,378 --> 00:18:20,213 Yes? 449 00:18:20,281 --> 00:18:22,315 Ahhhh. 450 00:18:24,718 --> 00:18:26,920 There's Bartley. You're up. 451 00:18:31,258 --> 00:18:32,959 This guy is about five hours away 452 00:18:33,027 --> 00:18:34,594 from getting away with a scam. 453 00:18:34,662 --> 00:18:35,762 It's embarrassing. 454 00:18:35,829 --> 00:18:38,898 I thought we were using false emotion. 455 00:18:38,966 --> 00:18:41,367 Yeah. No, wait. What? 456 00:18:41,435 --> 00:18:44,270 No. Oh, I know he's not embarrassing. 457 00:18:44,338 --> 00:18:46,239 Hey. Look, I -- well, whatever. 458 00:18:46,307 --> 00:18:47,974 I got most of this down -- 459 00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:50,643 de-fragile-ing, cheese-accounts thing. 460 00:18:50,711 --> 00:18:53,713 - Just don't know what "sandwich" has to do with it. - Hmm? 461 00:18:53,781 --> 00:18:55,882 Sandwich. "Sandwich." 462 00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:57,584 What does that have to do with it? 463 00:18:57,651 --> 00:18:59,719 - It's just -- - What? It's what? 464 00:18:59,787 --> 00:19:02,388 "Sandwich" is an actual sandwich. 465 00:19:02,456 --> 00:19:04,257 It's a real sandwich. It's a real sandwich. 466 00:19:04,325 --> 00:19:05,825 - Mm-hmm. - Was a real sandwich. 467 00:19:05,893 --> 00:19:07,961 Man. 468 00:19:09,096 --> 00:19:10,890 Absolutely not. It was in the fridge 469 00:19:10,929 --> 00:19:12,445 - for less than 24 hours, man. - The only reason why I know about the sandwich 470 00:19:12,469 --> 00:19:13,109 in the first place 471 00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:14,901 - is because you won't shut up about it. - How do you eat another man's sandwich? 472 00:19:14,969 --> 00:19:16,236 That's a code of the west! 473 00:19:16,303 --> 00:19:17,503 The -- the -- the 3-D printer's got to be somewhere. 474 00:19:17,571 --> 00:19:18,705 Did you check behind the paper in the stock room? 475 00:19:18,772 --> 00:19:20,206 I mean, maybe he's built an artificial -- 476 00:19:20,274 --> 00:19:21,774 And see if they built an artificial wall with the paper boxes? 477 00:19:21,842 --> 00:19:23,743 - Yeah, we thought of that. - What about the janitors' closet? 478 00:19:23,811 --> 00:19:25,211 No, man, I'm telling you, there's no printer. 479 00:19:25,279 --> 00:19:26,613 Okay. Uh, the loading dock? 480 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,215 How come we keep meeting in here? The copier's broken. 481 00:19:29,283 --> 00:19:30,950 No. 482 00:19:31,018 --> 00:19:32,585 The copier. 483 00:19:32,653 --> 00:19:36,089 Hey, does anybody actually know what's wrong with the copier? 484 00:19:36,156 --> 00:19:38,057 It's not working! 485 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,759 Appreciate it. 486 00:19:39,827 --> 00:19:43,129 Doesn't really tell you what's wrong with it, does it? 487 00:19:47,935 --> 00:19:50,236 I knew it. 488 00:19:51,772 --> 00:19:53,806 Ohh. 489 00:19:57,311 --> 00:19:59,712 All right, all right. We got him. We got him. 490 00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:00,813 Yeah, we got him. 491 00:20:00,881 --> 00:20:02,148 - No. - What? 492 00:20:02,216 --> 00:20:03,383 We may have somebody, but it's not him. 493 00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:04,951 - It's not Bartley? - Unh-unh. No. 494 00:20:05,019 --> 00:20:06,586 I just threw every trick in the book at him -- 495 00:20:06,654 --> 00:20:08,354 word association, NLP -- nothing, nada. 496 00:20:08,422 --> 00:20:10,323 The guy doesn't have the foggiest idea what's going on at his own company. 497 00:20:10,391 --> 00:20:12,692 So Bartley isn't our bad guy, then. 498 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,993 No, no, no. He's just a fool. 499 00:20:14,061 --> 00:20:15,728 No, we have an airtight case against somebody. 500 00:20:15,796 --> 00:20:17,930 - We just don't know who. - Well, I think we're running out of time. 501 00:20:17,998 --> 00:20:19,198 Heartfelt's coming this afternoon. 502 00:20:19,266 --> 00:20:20,566 All right, here's what we're gonna do. 503 00:20:20,634 --> 00:20:22,435 We're just gonna look at all the security footage 504 00:20:22,503 --> 00:20:25,104 over the last couple of days, see who's been fiddling with the copier. 505 00:20:25,172 --> 00:20:28,043 No, we won't. Look, man, security hard drives are crap. 506 00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:29,731 They erase every 12 hours. 507 00:20:29,879 --> 00:20:31,944 Well, I mean, there's got to be some way we can figure out 508 00:20:32,012 --> 00:20:34,447 and know what's going on the last couple of days in this office. 509 00:20:34,515 --> 00:20:36,949 There's got... to be... 510 00:20:37,017 --> 00:20:39,171 Yeah, yeah. Zoom in. 511 00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:40,179 A way. 512 00:20:40,247 --> 00:20:41,648 Zoom out. 513 00:20:47,877 --> 00:20:50,612 This is excruciating! 514 00:20:50,679 --> 00:20:52,180 Why can't Hardison do this, 515 00:20:52,248 --> 00:20:54,894 run some kind of algorithm or whatever it is he does? 516 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,269 No. No, I think -- 517 00:20:56,348 --> 00:20:57,419 I really think that you should -- 518 00:20:57,486 --> 00:20:58,720 you should be doing it. 519 00:21:00,689 --> 00:21:01,923 So, your counterfeiters, 520 00:21:01,991 --> 00:21:04,459 they simply print new money on the copier? 521 00:21:04,527 --> 00:21:07,395 No. Modern printers and image-manipulation software 522 00:21:07,463 --> 00:21:08,530 are very powerful, 523 00:21:08,597 --> 00:21:10,365 and they both have safeguards 524 00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:13,168 to prevent people from printing money, 525 00:21:13,235 --> 00:21:14,803 you know, but they're not too hard to get around, 526 00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:17,372 uh, you know, if you know what you're doing. 527 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,706 And you know what you are doing? 528 00:21:18,774 --> 00:21:20,214 More or less. 529 00:21:21,027 --> 00:21:22,933 Ugh. This is getting us nowhere. 530 00:21:23,003 --> 00:21:24,145 Well, I mean, you can't take your eyes off it. 531 00:21:24,213 --> 00:21:25,413 - You know, you might miss something. - Huh? What? 532 00:21:25,481 --> 00:21:26,948 You can't take your eyes off it, 533 00:21:27,016 --> 00:21:28,716 because then you might miss something. 534 00:21:28,784 --> 00:21:31,019 And for future reference 535 00:21:31,087 --> 00:21:32,253 Uh, Ms. Crystal, 536 00:21:32,321 --> 00:21:33,455 this is reverse favoritism. 537 00:21:33,522 --> 00:21:35,990 Get -- get that. Get that. 538 00:21:37,093 --> 00:21:38,593 Ohh. 539 00:21:40,563 --> 00:21:43,264 Oh, it is on. 540 00:21:43,332 --> 00:21:44,499 Would you describe yourself 541 00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:46,601 as having any kind of life outside of work? 542 00:21:46,669 --> 00:21:47,869 Uh, excuse me? 543 00:21:47,937 --> 00:21:50,071 Do you have any outside interests? 544 00:21:50,139 --> 00:21:52,340 Do you ever do anything but this? 545 00:21:52,408 --> 00:21:55,610 Of course I do. I... 546 00:21:55,678 --> 00:21:58,079 W-why does this even matter? 547 00:21:58,147 --> 00:22:00,115 This is -- it's just so... 548 00:22:00,182 --> 00:22:04,586 Well, your co-worker suggested I ask. 549 00:22:04,653 --> 00:22:07,589 She did. Really? 550 00:22:07,656 --> 00:22:09,057 You know what you should ask her? 551 00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:12,127 I'm so-- could you -- could you repeat -- 552 00:22:12,194 --> 00:22:14,195 "Career." 553 00:22:14,263 --> 00:22:17,966 No. I wouldn't say that my acting career fizzled. 554 00:22:18,033 --> 00:22:19,234 I just -- I-I -- 555 00:22:19,301 --> 00:22:20,535 Pbht! 556 00:22:20,603 --> 00:22:25,206 I just put it on hold to pursue other things. 557 00:22:25,274 --> 00:22:27,008 But he implied 558 00:22:27,076 --> 00:22:31,479 it might have something to do with "ageism"? 559 00:22:32,781 --> 00:22:35,416 Functioning alcoholic. Functioning. 560 00:22:35,484 --> 00:22:37,452 She always leaves that part out. 561 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,187 And speaking of leaving -- 562 00:22:39,255 --> 00:22:42,423 No, I didn't abandon them to gad about. 563 00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:45,193 I just... 564 00:22:45,261 --> 00:22:46,494 I just faked my own death 565 00:22:46,562 --> 00:22:49,030 and went on a voyage of self-discovery. 566 00:22:49,098 --> 00:22:52,100 God complex? 567 00:22:52,168 --> 00:22:54,169 What does that even mean? 568 00:22:54,236 --> 00:22:55,336 Shrew?! 569 00:22:55,404 --> 00:22:56,971 Shrew?! 570 00:22:57,039 --> 00:22:58,306 Shrew?! 571 00:22:58,374 --> 00:23:00,241 No, no, that -- that right there, that's a lie! 572 00:23:00,309 --> 00:23:03,344 I-I love foreplay. 573 00:23:13,989 --> 00:23:15,723 Ooh. 574 00:23:15,791 --> 00:23:17,906 There. There. There. Look at that. 575 00:23:19,361 --> 00:23:23,631 Yeah, they're putting toner in the printer, not the copier. 576 00:23:23,699 --> 00:23:24,899 These are our guys. 577 00:23:24,967 --> 00:23:26,768 What do you do next? 578 00:23:26,835 --> 00:23:28,269 Well, we see what we can get out of them 579 00:23:28,337 --> 00:23:30,538 in a subtle, kind of quiet way. 580 00:23:30,606 --> 00:23:32,106 On film? 581 00:23:33,642 --> 00:23:35,596 Um... 582 00:23:36,588 --> 00:23:37,994 Mm. 583 00:23:41,258 --> 00:23:43,193 Is that a camera? 584 00:23:43,260 --> 00:23:45,462 Yeah. Yeah, man. Make 'em myself. 585 00:23:45,523 --> 00:23:48,148 It's got an HD-quality 3-CCD chip 586 00:23:48,187 --> 00:23:51,192 with image stabilization and omnidirectional sound. 587 00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:53,595 It's fitted with a transmitter, a micro-transmitter, 588 00:23:53,662 --> 00:23:55,897 that sends the image anywhere that I want. 589 00:23:55,965 --> 00:23:58,900 Please don't touch. It's very delicate. Thank you. 590 00:23:58,968 --> 00:24:00,835 You have more of these? 591 00:24:00,903 --> 00:24:02,337 Why? 592 00:24:06,942 --> 00:24:08,910 Ms. Hoffman, what are you working on? 593 00:24:11,337 --> 00:24:14,232 Please. Describe it to me. 594 00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:17,185 Well, as long as there's no cameras watching us. 595 00:24:17,253 --> 00:24:18,353 'Cause I hate them. 596 00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:20,488 All right. No camera. 597 00:24:20,556 --> 00:24:22,023 Fine. 598 00:24:22,091 --> 00:24:24,592 Here. Take a look. 599 00:24:26,895 --> 00:24:28,429 Ah. 600 00:24:28,497 --> 00:24:31,932 Oh, poor creature! Good. 601 00:24:32,588 --> 00:24:34,302 Ms. Hoffman... 602 00:24:34,370 --> 00:24:35,970 sometimes when I'm hungry, 603 00:24:36,038 --> 00:24:40,475 I go to a hospital cafeteria to eat. 604 00:24:40,542 --> 00:24:43,578 This reminder of, uh, mortality, 605 00:24:43,646 --> 00:24:45,280 the fleetingness of life, 606 00:24:45,347 --> 00:24:48,516 combined with the institutional 607 00:24:48,584 --> 00:24:50,752 mass-produced flavor of food... 608 00:24:52,354 --> 00:24:54,789 it is intoxicating. 609 00:24:54,857 --> 00:24:57,125 Okay. 610 00:24:57,192 --> 00:25:00,072 Sometimes I'll dress up like a doctor 611 00:25:00,689 --> 00:25:03,464 just to see if someone will stop me. 612 00:25:03,532 --> 00:25:06,467 Whoa. Um, is something wrong with your back? 613 00:25:06,535 --> 00:25:07,802 Uh... 614 00:25:07,870 --> 00:25:10,138 - Sciatica. - Hey. 615 00:25:10,205 --> 00:25:12,006 What is that? Is that a -- is that -- 616 00:25:12,074 --> 00:25:13,141 - What? - Is that a camera?! 617 00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:14,642 Don't. Oh, it's off. 618 00:25:14,710 --> 00:25:16,978 - Hey! - What? Stop it! 619 00:25:17,046 --> 00:25:19,013 Aah! 620 00:25:21,550 --> 00:25:23,685 - Such nice hair. - No. 621 00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:27,655 I'm not saying anything until I get a lawyer. 622 00:25:30,025 --> 00:25:31,626 What's up, guys? 623 00:25:31,694 --> 00:25:33,728 Now, we can do this the hard way -- 624 00:25:33,796 --> 00:25:35,763 - Let's go! - Hey! 625 00:25:43,872 --> 00:25:46,407 He copped to stealing office supplies. 626 00:25:46,475 --> 00:25:48,710 Three cases of sticky notes. 627 00:25:48,777 --> 00:25:50,845 Answer me! Answer me! 628 00:25:50,913 --> 00:25:52,647 - Copiers? What copiers? - The copiers! 629 00:25:52,715 --> 00:25:55,083 We saw you on camera, changing the toner in the broken copier! 630 00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:56,517 - Bob did that! - Who -- 631 00:25:56,585 --> 00:25:58,786 I swear it wasn't me! Aah! 632 00:25:58,854 --> 00:26:00,421 Who's Bob? The other guy? 633 00:26:00,489 --> 00:26:01,789 Yeah! 634 00:26:01,857 --> 00:26:03,591 H-he said Bartley wanted it done. 635 00:26:03,659 --> 00:26:05,560 That's all I know! 636 00:26:08,630 --> 00:26:10,064 Get the hell out of here. 637 00:26:10,132 --> 00:26:15,403 Don't tell anybody I got beat up by an efficiency expert. 638 00:26:16,064 --> 00:26:18,343 Sounds like this other guy put him up to it. 639 00:26:18,397 --> 00:26:19,803 No, it's a set-up. Whoever's doing this 640 00:26:19,835 --> 00:26:21,943 is building an evidence trail straight back to Fred Bartley. 641 00:26:22,010 --> 00:26:24,545 Well, Bartley "told" them to fix the copier. 642 00:26:24,613 --> 00:26:26,547 And Bartley's the one who bought the paper and the ink. 643 00:26:26,615 --> 00:26:29,150 If the authorities come sniffing around, 644 00:26:29,218 --> 00:26:31,452 then Bartley's gonna take the fall, huh? 645 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,588 No, it's not just counterfeiting. It's a frame job. 646 00:26:33,655 --> 00:26:35,990 - Could y-- - No, no, no. It's more than that. 647 00:26:36,058 --> 00:26:38,092 See, the copier's set for remote printing. 648 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,861 I figured if I can get into the print queue, 649 00:26:39,928 --> 00:26:41,529 I could figure out who -- 650 00:26:41,597 --> 00:26:43,331 I could figure out who's copying the money. 651 00:26:43,399 --> 00:26:46,634 Now, they covered their tracks. It's pretty tangled. 652 00:26:46,702 --> 00:26:50,171 But look where I-I traced it back to. 653 00:26:55,444 --> 00:26:57,512 Felicia from HR. 654 00:26:57,579 --> 00:26:59,013 - Yeah. - Mm. 655 00:26:59,081 --> 00:27:01,282 And checked the -- she's not just printing funny money. 656 00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:03,251 There's another document in the queue, on hold, 657 00:27:03,318 --> 00:27:06,421 that's set to print in two hours. 658 00:27:06,488 --> 00:27:08,723 In two hours? But that's -- that's -- 659 00:27:08,791 --> 00:27:10,591 that's right in the middle of the, um, 660 00:27:10,659 --> 00:27:12,827 the, um, Heartfelt meeting. 661 00:27:12,895 --> 00:27:14,996 What's the document? 662 00:27:16,231 --> 00:27:18,564 Suicide note. From Bartley. 663 00:27:18,611 --> 00:27:20,346 I'm gonna crack your forehead. I swear. 664 00:27:20,775 --> 00:27:24,205 What -- what is this? I-I don't understand. 665 00:27:24,273 --> 00:27:27,175 I-it means I-I-it's not just a frame job. 666 00:27:27,242 --> 00:27:29,310 It's about to be a murder. 667 00:27:36,868 --> 00:27:38,902 Let's go. 668 00:27:38,970 --> 00:27:40,337 She's smarter than you are. 669 00:27:40,404 --> 00:27:42,038 - We got a problem. - What? 670 00:27:42,106 --> 00:27:44,474 Heartfelt's here, and I can't find Bartley. 671 00:27:44,542 --> 00:27:46,443 Felicia's gonna kill Bartley. 672 00:27:49,647 --> 00:27:52,983 I-I am not ready to present. I need more time. 673 00:27:53,050 --> 00:27:55,752 Mr. Bartley isn't here. He's supposed to run the meeting! 674 00:27:55,820 --> 00:27:57,630 What do we do?! What do we do?! 675 00:27:57,677 --> 00:28:00,056 Okay! Okay! Calm down! Okay! 676 00:28:00,124 --> 00:28:03,093 Now, what we're gonna do now is you're gonna finish your presentation, okay? And, uh... 677 00:28:04,262 --> 00:28:06,797 Well, that's the thing about him. 678 00:28:06,864 --> 00:28:08,098 He's... 679 00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:10,433 he's broken. Badly. 680 00:28:10,501 --> 00:28:12,235 He gets the job done... 681 00:28:12,303 --> 00:28:13,770 and doesn't let anything get in the way -- 682 00:28:13,838 --> 00:28:17,474 not people, not feelings, not relationships. 683 00:28:18,810 --> 00:28:20,744 We're all second to the job. 684 00:28:20,812 --> 00:28:22,879 - What about us? - Okay, Sophie, you and I, 685 00:28:22,947 --> 00:28:24,581 we're going to, uh, stall Heartfelt. 686 00:28:24,649 --> 00:28:27,317 Eliot, Hardison, go find, uh, Fred Bartley. 687 00:28:27,385 --> 00:28:28,885 Parker -- Parker, you're gonna stay here 688 00:28:28,953 --> 00:28:30,787 and kind of take care of things. 689 00:28:30,855 --> 00:28:32,122 You. You're coming with us. Let's go. 690 00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:33,924 - You're in the game, pal. - Who's going with her? 691 00:28:33,991 --> 00:28:35,192 Not you! You're coming with us! 692 00:28:35,259 --> 00:28:37,294 Hey! Bring your ass! 693 00:28:37,361 --> 00:28:39,196 Okay. 694 00:28:43,434 --> 00:28:46,837 Hello! Hi! Hi. Hello. Hi. How are you? Joe Meeker. 695 00:28:46,904 --> 00:28:48,505 - Meeker Efficiency Consulting. - Oh. Uh -- 696 00:28:48,573 --> 00:28:49,973 You must be from Heartfelt. 697 00:28:50,041 --> 00:28:52,475 - Yes. - Yeah, welcome to Good Cheer. 698 00:28:52,543 --> 00:28:54,778 - We're very, very excited to have you with us. - Very excited to have you here. 699 00:28:54,846 --> 00:28:56,513 We'd love to give -- give you a little tour. 700 00:28:56,581 --> 00:28:58,081 Little tour. So, like, for -- 701 00:28:58,149 --> 00:28:59,583 - here's the elevator that, uh... - Yeah. 702 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,351 The fine employees of Good Cheer, 703 00:29:01,419 --> 00:29:03,353 they like to ride it all the way down. 704 00:29:03,421 --> 00:29:06,656 Yeah, the elevator car, yeah, not the company. 705 00:29:06,724 --> 00:29:09,359 No, no, no. You know. 706 00:29:09,427 --> 00:29:11,228 Exactly. 707 00:29:11,295 --> 00:29:12,996 I'm gonna check his schedule, 708 00:29:13,064 --> 00:29:15,365 see exactly where he's supposed to be. 709 00:29:15,433 --> 00:29:18,435 His car's still here. 710 00:29:18,502 --> 00:29:20,637 Means he couldn't have gone far. 711 00:29:24,942 --> 00:29:26,243 Yeah, yeah? 712 00:29:26,310 --> 00:29:29,312 What is this? Huh? 713 00:29:33,184 --> 00:29:36,519 Yeah, yeah, cigarettes. 714 00:29:36,587 --> 00:29:39,923 Bartley has cigarettes! 715 00:29:39,991 --> 00:29:41,558 And? 716 00:29:41,626 --> 00:29:43,493 He told me he quit two months ago. 717 00:29:43,561 --> 00:29:47,364 Well, I-I quit smoking two months ago. 718 00:29:47,431 --> 00:29:48,732 Mm-hmm. 719 00:29:48,799 --> 00:29:51,534 It was easy. 720 00:29:51,602 --> 00:29:53,670 I'm, uh, disciplined. 721 00:29:53,738 --> 00:29:55,205 He fell off the wagon. 722 00:29:55,273 --> 00:29:57,407 Probably be smoking out of the way, 723 00:29:57,475 --> 00:29:59,175 where nobody would notice. 724 00:30:06,117 --> 00:30:07,958 - The roof. - The roof. 725 00:30:08,052 --> 00:30:09,419 The roof?! 726 00:30:14,725 --> 00:30:16,726 Come, come. 727 00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:24,935 Boys. 728 00:30:31,309 --> 00:30:34,711 Not the camera! Oooh! 729 00:30:41,819 --> 00:30:43,920 - This is the, uh, the copy room. - Oh, yes. 730 00:30:43,988 --> 00:30:47,057 - Yeah. The copier doesn't work. - It's a funny story. 731 00:30:47,124 --> 00:30:49,793 - Mr. Meeker, tell them t-the funny story about... - Well, what happened... 732 00:30:49,860 --> 00:30:52,462 - Did we want to start this -- - ls normally it's a green button, 733 00:30:52,530 --> 00:30:54,164 and when it first arrived, it wasn't green. 734 00:30:54,231 --> 00:30:55,799 It was red. 735 00:30:58,002 --> 00:30:59,002 Aah! 736 00:30:59,070 --> 00:31:00,603 Um... 737 00:31:00,671 --> 00:31:02,305 Yeah, no, it was cool, you know, 738 00:31:02,373 --> 00:31:04,374 uh, hanging off the side of the building, 739 00:31:04,442 --> 00:31:06,710 'cause I-I got strong fingers from doing my thing, 740 00:31:06,777 --> 00:31:07,978 so I was good. 741 00:31:08,045 --> 00:31:10,146 Eliot. 742 00:31:10,214 --> 00:31:11,514 Eliot. 743 00:31:11,582 --> 00:31:14,150 This is America. This is brutality. 744 00:31:15,353 --> 00:31:17,721 I know you're here! Eliot! 745 00:31:18,856 --> 00:31:20,357 Yeah, get that. 746 00:31:20,424 --> 00:31:21,825 Eliot, I'm not playin'! 747 00:31:21,892 --> 00:31:24,594 - There's a camera! - Eliot! 748 00:31:24,662 --> 00:31:27,130 Eliot! Eliot! 749 00:31:27,198 --> 00:31:28,365 Over here. 750 00:31:28,432 --> 00:31:29,532 Come on, man. 751 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,468 You okay, man? You all right? Come on. 752 00:31:31,535 --> 00:31:34,771 Nobody throws Hardison off a roof. 753 00:31:36,907 --> 00:31:40,076 Except maybe me. No. 754 00:31:43,114 --> 00:31:46,049 And it will create maximum sentimentality 755 00:31:46,117 --> 00:31:47,517 for our customers. 756 00:31:47,585 --> 00:31:52,055 Or, as we like to say, "maxi-mentality." 757 00:31:56,376 --> 00:31:58,294 Mm. "Maxi-mentality." 758 00:32:01,098 --> 00:32:04,534 So, uh, do you have anything else? 759 00:32:04,602 --> 00:32:06,669 Uh... 760 00:32:13,010 --> 00:32:14,310 Uh, uh -- 761 00:32:14,378 --> 00:32:17,013 we could send Parker up. She's got some ideas. 762 00:32:17,081 --> 00:32:18,348 Yeah. 763 00:32:18,416 --> 00:32:20,150 I've been working with Mindy a lot 764 00:32:20,217 --> 00:32:22,519 on, um, on relating to people. 765 00:32:22,586 --> 00:32:26,423 Well, public speaking in particular, 'cause she's... 766 00:32:26,490 --> 00:32:28,224 Anyway, she's got it down. 767 00:32:28,292 --> 00:32:32,562 It's all about eye contact and enunciation. 768 00:32:33,964 --> 00:32:36,032 Yeah, okay, I'll go. I do. 769 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:37,801 Thank you... 770 00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:39,836 "Maxi-mentality." 771 00:32:39,904 --> 00:32:41,571 Hello! 772 00:32:43,274 --> 00:32:47,877 My card line is called "Eskimo Kisses." 773 00:32:47,945 --> 00:32:51,881 Eskimo Kisses covers any occasion, 774 00:32:51,949 --> 00:32:53,183 such as... 775 00:32:54,418 --> 00:32:56,920 weddings... 776 00:33:00,091 --> 00:33:01,324 birthdays... 777 00:33:06,964 --> 00:33:08,865 - and... - Ohh! 778 00:33:08,933 --> 00:33:10,500 Thank you. 779 00:33:10,568 --> 00:33:13,703 Arigato! 780 00:33:13,771 --> 00:33:15,438 That was exquisite! 781 00:33:15,506 --> 00:33:18,074 - Yeah. - Good! 782 00:33:20,177 --> 00:33:21,878 - We got to get you downstairs. - What's going on? 783 00:33:21,946 --> 00:33:23,613 Heartfelt is here. You want to save your company, 784 00:33:23,681 --> 00:33:26,449 you need to get into that meeting right now. 785 00:33:26,517 --> 00:33:28,785 G-- 786 00:33:28,853 --> 00:33:30,887 Come on, man. Go! 787 00:33:30,955 --> 00:33:33,089 And act natural when you -- 788 00:33:33,157 --> 00:33:37,527 Which is why Eskimo Kisses says 789 00:33:37,595 --> 00:33:41,231 exactly what you're thinking. 790 00:33:41,298 --> 00:33:43,399 Okay, well, thank you very much for your time. 791 00:33:43,467 --> 00:33:45,034 We will let you know if we are still interested. 792 00:33:45,102 --> 00:33:46,269 Hi! 793 00:33:46,337 --> 00:33:48,204 You might think twice about drinking on the -- 794 00:33:48,272 --> 00:33:49,906 Hi. Oh, wait. 795 00:33:49,974 --> 00:33:52,709 I-I'm Fred Bartley... 796 00:33:52,776 --> 00:33:54,444 CEO of Good Cheer cards. 797 00:33:54,512 --> 00:33:56,205 And I want to tell you... 798 00:33:56,251 --> 00:34:00,021 that Good Cheer cards is good... 799 00:34:00,784 --> 00:34:01,851 with cheer. 800 00:34:01,919 --> 00:34:03,887 - Yes. - Oh, yeah. 801 00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:06,089 Awesome. 802 00:34:22,706 --> 00:34:24,407 So, um, Heartfelt friends, 803 00:34:24,475 --> 00:34:27,977 if you could, um, maybe stick -- stick around. 804 00:34:28,045 --> 00:34:31,114 Thanks for staying. I'm not big on emotion. 805 00:34:31,182 --> 00:34:32,582 I think -- I think men should keep it all in here, 806 00:34:32,650 --> 00:34:35,118 not out there where people see it. 807 00:34:35,186 --> 00:34:37,420 The copier's printing some kind of money! 808 00:34:37,488 --> 00:34:38,688 We're all gonna be rich! 809 00:34:38,756 --> 00:34:40,356 What?! 810 00:34:42,731 --> 00:34:45,059 The copier's printing some kind of money. 811 00:34:45,226 --> 00:34:47,160 - We're all gonna be rich! - Money! 812 00:34:47,228 --> 00:34:50,130 No, it's counterfeit money. Bartley's been counterfeiting! 813 00:34:50,198 --> 00:34:52,232 He's been doing it all along! 814 00:34:54,602 --> 00:34:56,136 What, you think -- I can't even -- 815 00:34:56,204 --> 00:34:57,237 I can't even make greeting cards. 816 00:34:57,305 --> 00:34:58,672 You think I can counterfeit money? 817 00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:00,474 We all wanted to replace that broken copier years ago, 818 00:35:00,541 --> 00:35:01,708 but you said we had to keep it. 819 00:35:01,776 --> 00:35:03,343 We couldn't afford to fix the copier. 820 00:35:03,411 --> 00:35:06,880 There's all that weird ink and paper ordered in your name. 821 00:35:06,948 --> 00:35:09,349 - I don't remember ordering weird ink. - And Hal -- you made me fire Hal. 822 00:35:09,417 --> 00:35:10,784 You said he tried to grab your -- 823 00:35:10,852 --> 00:35:13,120 Was he onto you? Is that why you had me fire him? 824 00:35:13,187 --> 00:35:15,388 Is this why you've driven the company into the ground? 825 00:35:15,456 --> 00:35:16,656 Mr. Bartley, if this is true, 826 00:35:16,724 --> 00:35:18,325 then Heartfelt withdraws any offer of -- 827 00:35:18,392 --> 00:35:20,494 Well, no, excuse me. I-it's not true. 828 00:35:20,561 --> 00:35:22,329 He's not doing any counterfeiting. 829 00:35:22,396 --> 00:35:24,264 - She is. - What? 830 00:35:24,332 --> 00:35:25,999 The evidence all points to him. 831 00:35:26,067 --> 00:35:27,901 Yes, evidence that you planted. 832 00:35:27,969 --> 00:35:29,836 That. Hold on her. 833 00:35:29,904 --> 00:35:32,539 Oh, sure -- the efficiency experts that he hired 834 00:35:32,607 --> 00:35:34,107 - are defending him. - Well... 835 00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:35,609 Are you in on it? 836 00:35:35,676 --> 00:35:38,145 Are you with the mob? 837 00:35:38,212 --> 00:35:40,547 It wouldn't surprise me if you were with the mob. 838 00:35:40,615 --> 00:35:42,089 That's nice. V-very n-nice touch. 839 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,518 There's only one problem, though. 840 00:35:44,585 --> 00:35:46,219 We have it on tape. 841 00:35:46,287 --> 00:35:49,322 Yeah. There you go. 842 00:35:49,390 --> 00:35:51,458 I didn't -- that's not -- 843 00:35:51,526 --> 00:35:54,561 Time stamp on the phone, 844 00:35:54,629 --> 00:35:57,430 uh, will show that's exactly when the print order was sent 845 00:35:57,498 --> 00:35:59,299 for those bills. 846 00:36:03,437 --> 00:36:05,906 You might want to get right in there. 847 00:36:05,973 --> 00:36:08,708 How did you film that? 848 00:36:08,776 --> 00:36:12,579 What do we have here? Oh, "Happy Easter." 849 00:36:12,647 --> 00:36:14,414 Now, my grandma used to make me little Easter eggs, 850 00:36:14,482 --> 00:36:17,317 and she used to put little daisies on them. 851 00:36:17,385 --> 00:36:18,819 Yeah. 852 00:36:18,886 --> 00:36:20,921 Is that a camera? 853 00:36:20,988 --> 00:36:22,589 It's fitted with a micro-transmitter 854 00:36:22,657 --> 00:36:26,326 that can send the image to basically anywhere that I want. 855 00:36:30,631 --> 00:36:32,165 F'leesh... 856 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:33,466 What a soap opera. 857 00:36:33,534 --> 00:36:34,801 I don't understand. 858 00:36:39,373 --> 00:36:41,341 Oh. 859 00:36:41,409 --> 00:36:42,576 F'leesh! 860 00:36:42,643 --> 00:36:43,977 You betrayed us?! 861 00:36:44,045 --> 00:36:47,080 "Us"? What "us"? We're not a team! 862 00:36:47,148 --> 00:36:49,049 Bartley's not a coach. He's a fool! 863 00:36:49,116 --> 00:36:51,418 - And you're the fools who follow him! - Stop. 864 00:36:51,485 --> 00:36:54,588 You think I'm just the lady who brings in brownies twice a week, 865 00:36:54,655 --> 00:36:55,989 who never gets tired of listening 866 00:36:56,057 --> 00:36:58,024 - to your pathetic work-related complaints. - Stop. Stop. 867 00:36:58,092 --> 00:37:00,427 But I'm smarter than all of you! 868 00:37:00,494 --> 00:37:01,862 - I'm -- what are you doing? - In you go. 869 00:37:01,929 --> 00:37:03,330 Lock it. 870 00:37:03,397 --> 00:37:05,265 Well, that'll hold her till the police come. 871 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:07,534 I-I still don't understand, Mr. Meeker. 872 00:37:07,602 --> 00:37:10,303 Look, Felicia was misappropriating equipment 873 00:37:10,371 --> 00:37:12,272 and covering it up in the company's expenses. 874 00:37:12,340 --> 00:37:15,408 Rather than risk exposure and a potential audit, 875 00:37:15,476 --> 00:37:18,445 she set you up as a scapegoat. 876 00:37:20,448 --> 00:37:22,382 Felicia was shaving points, 877 00:37:22,450 --> 00:37:24,351 you know, figuring no one would notice, 878 00:37:24,418 --> 00:37:26,119 'cause you were calling bad plays, 879 00:37:26,187 --> 00:37:29,256 but just in case, she doctored the playbook. 880 00:37:29,323 --> 00:37:30,757 So -- so the coach would take the blame 881 00:37:30,825 --> 00:37:32,726 - if somebody went looking. - There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 882 00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:34,060 Oh, my God. 883 00:37:34,128 --> 00:37:36,229 Oh, my G-- I let this happen. 884 00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:39,833 I'm like t-the Joe Pisarcik of greeting-card execs, 885 00:37:39,901 --> 00:37:41,101 dropping the ball 886 00:37:41,168 --> 00:37:42,869 so Herm Edwards can run it back for the win. 887 00:37:42,937 --> 00:37:44,804 "Miracle At The Meadowlands." 888 00:37:44,872 --> 00:37:47,774 Giants and Eagles in, uh, '78 -- 889 00:37:47,842 --> 00:37:49,209 rallied the Eagles to the playoffs. 890 00:37:49,277 --> 00:37:50,477 Hell of a play. 891 00:37:50,544 --> 00:37:52,212 - Are you a Gridiron man? - Lifelong. 892 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,948 Been watching games with my pop since I was 2. 893 00:37:55,016 --> 00:37:57,417 Ah, well, if that's the case, you're gonna really like 894 00:37:57,485 --> 00:38:00,487 the, uh, the new card line he's working on. 895 00:38:00,554 --> 00:38:03,523 That's a Hail Mary. 896 00:38:03,591 --> 00:38:07,193 "Remember, when it's crunch time... 897 00:38:08,829 --> 00:38:11,631 you can always call my number, dad." 898 00:38:11,699 --> 00:38:16,036 Now, that's how men, real men, emote. 899 00:38:16,103 --> 00:38:18,772 And this card... 900 00:38:18,839 --> 00:38:23,243 is the play that Good Cheer ran to win the game. 901 00:38:24,445 --> 00:38:27,414 No, the championship. 902 00:38:35,589 --> 00:38:36,823 Okay? 903 00:38:36,891 --> 00:38:39,259 So, what do you think? 904 00:38:39,327 --> 00:38:41,861 I think it's terrific. 905 00:38:41,929 --> 00:38:43,463 Absolutely uplifting. 906 00:38:43,531 --> 00:38:45,265 Heartwarming, even. Don't you think? 907 00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:47,500 Yeah, it was a story of triumph. I cried. 908 00:38:47,568 --> 00:38:50,070 - Triumph. Little guy beats the world. - Exactly. 909 00:38:50,137 --> 00:38:52,120 I just love the ending. It's so hopeful. 910 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:52,878 Hopeful. 911 00:38:52,901 --> 00:38:54,708 Yeah. You know, you could sell this to Hollywood. 912 00:38:54,775 --> 00:38:56,242 Hollywoonein! 913 00:38:56,310 --> 00:38:58,144 That is not the point! 914 00:38:58,212 --> 00:39:02,032 The point is to expose the futility of life... 915 00:39:02,094 --> 00:39:03,083 Oh, it doesn't do that. 916 00:39:03,150 --> 00:39:05,418 The ever-presence of decay, 917 00:39:05,486 --> 00:39:10,557 not to peddle simplistic, narrative pablum! 918 00:39:10,624 --> 00:39:11,624 It is not. 919 00:39:11,692 --> 00:39:13,560 Well, that's kind of what I got. 920 00:39:14,662 --> 00:39:17,364 You have the soul of a German. Hmm? 921 00:39:17,431 --> 00:39:19,132 What did you think? 922 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,301 I didn't really get it. 923 00:39:23,938 --> 00:39:26,539 She didn't get it? 924 00:39:29,110 --> 00:39:31,578 All right. 925 00:39:31,645 --> 00:39:34,214 It is disgraceful. 926 00:39:35,383 --> 00:39:37,617 This heartwarming... 927 00:39:38,919 --> 00:39:41,788 soulful beast... 928 00:39:43,124 --> 00:39:44,791 will never see... 929 00:39:44,859 --> 00:39:47,994 the light of day. 930 00:39:48,062 --> 00:39:50,797 I thank you from the bottom of my heart... 931 00:39:50,865 --> 00:39:52,165 friends. 932 00:39:56,337 --> 00:39:59,072 The hell's wrong with him? 933 00:39:59,140 --> 00:40:01,141 You erased the film off of his... 934 00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:02,475 - Oh, yeah. - Okay. 935 00:40:02,543 --> 00:40:04,310 Yeah, man, I uploaded a nasty virus 936 00:40:04,378 --> 00:40:06,579 into Gunter's digital-editing bay. 937 00:40:06,647 --> 00:40:09,616 It zapped every gigabyte of film he shot of us, except that. 938 00:40:09,683 --> 00:40:11,017 That was the last bit of it. 939 00:40:11,085 --> 00:40:13,920 I l-like this guy. I do. I feel sorry for him. 940 00:40:13,988 --> 00:40:15,321 He cut his finger. 941 00:40:15,389 --> 00:40:17,557 Hey, man, do you finally believe me about the sandwich? 942 00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:20,339 Seriously. All right, you know what, man? 943 00:40:20,730 --> 00:40:22,582 I was gonna buy you dinner, 'cause I felt sorry for you. 944 00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:23,897 - Ooh, you're buying dinner? - You're buying dinner? 945 00:40:23,964 --> 00:40:25,198 - Thought you was hungry. - Are you buying? 946 00:40:25,266 --> 00:40:27,333 - Maybe. Do you believe me? - I'm in. 947 00:40:27,401 --> 00:40:30,203 I believe that you're buying dinner now. 948 00:40:32,740 --> 00:40:34,574 Oh, uh, Nate? 949 00:40:34,642 --> 00:40:35,942 - Um... - Yeah? 950 00:40:36,010 --> 00:40:38,378 Oh, I-I just -- I wanted to say 951 00:40:38,446 --> 00:40:39,679 the things I said on there 952 00:40:39,747 --> 00:40:42,315 about, you know, you, relationships, 953 00:40:42,383 --> 00:40:44,150 you know, it's not -- I don't -- 954 00:40:44,218 --> 00:40:45,785 you and I -- we're -- we -- 955 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,888 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 956 00:41:21,956 --> 00:41:23,423 I ate the damn sandwich. 957 00:41:23,491 --> 00:41:26,359 I ate the damn sandwich for sure. 958 00:41:26,427 --> 00:41:29,129 The boy can cook. He can throw down. 959 00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:32,165 If he wasn't gonna beat my ass, I'd go thank him.