1 00:00:01,405 --> 00:00:03,472 You were disrespectful to me. 2 00:00:03,541 --> 00:00:04,541 That's the past. 3 00:00:04,608 --> 00:00:05,708 God, get a life. 4 00:00:05,776 --> 00:00:08,011 This is my life, bitch. 5 00:00:08,078 --> 00:00:10,713 You bitch! 6 00:00:10,781 --> 00:00:12,649 Aw, you slut. 7 00:00:14,652 --> 00:00:16,986 FRANK: Ah, hold still, Charlie-- you're flickering. 8 00:00:17,054 --> 00:00:20,222 CHARLIE: Sorry, it's... I'm trying to get you good images, but I keep getting 9 00:00:20,290 --> 00:00:21,190 shocked a little bit. 10 00:00:21,258 --> 00:00:22,926 MAC: Well, don't let that affect your work. 11 00:00:22,993 --> 00:00:23,927 No, I'm really trying not to. 12 00:00:23,994 --> 00:00:27,897 It's just that, you know, I have to run the wires from the other building... 13 00:00:27,965 --> 00:00:31,400 Building and, you know, there's asbestos in the ducts, which... 14 00:00:31,468 --> 00:00:34,737 Good for breathing, so I'm tired. 15 00:00:34,805 --> 00:00:36,673 DENNIS: Why are you watching this crap? 16 00:00:36,740 --> 00:00:37,640 Come on, turn the TV off. 17 00:00:37,708 --> 00:00:39,576 Let's go out, let's do something-- I'm bored. 18 00:00:39,643 --> 00:00:40,543 Hey, let's go dancing, huh? 19 00:00:40,611 --> 00:00:41,510 I want to do something. 20 00:00:41,579 --> 00:00:42,478 Dancing? 21 00:00:42,546 --> 00:00:44,246 We're watching Real Housewives. 22 00:00:44,314 --> 00:00:46,182 You know, there's nothing real about this shit, Frank. 23 00:00:46,249 --> 00:00:46,983 You know that, come on. 24 00:00:47,051 --> 00:00:48,918 Real women don't even look like that. 25 00:00:48,986 --> 00:00:49,886 SWEET DEE: Hey, guys. 26 00:00:49,954 --> 00:00:52,956 That is what real women look like. 27 00:00:53,023 --> 00:00:54,023 Dee, are you sick? 28 00:00:54,091 --> 00:00:54,991 No, I feel great. 29 00:00:55,059 --> 00:00:57,259 Oh, I haven't had a chance to shower for a few days. 30 00:00:57,327 --> 00:00:58,227 I've been gaming like a loon. 31 00:00:58,295 --> 00:00:59,195 You've been what? 32 00:00:59,262 --> 00:01:01,130 Gaming-- I've been playing this online video game. 33 00:01:01,198 --> 00:01:02,065 It is awesome. 34 00:01:02,132 --> 00:01:04,200 Charlie, speaking of which, you want to come play my avatar for 35 00:01:04,267 --> 00:01:06,135 a little bit while I run some errands? 36 00:01:06,203 --> 00:01:07,303 I don't want my crops to die. 37 00:01:07,370 --> 00:01:09,672 Nah, I'm kind of busy working for the guys at the ele... 38 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:10,807 (groans) Shit! 39 00:01:10,874 --> 00:01:11,975 Yes, he's working for us. 40 00:01:12,042 --> 00:01:13,209 He will do nothing of the sort. 41 00:01:13,276 --> 00:01:14,276 We're going dancing. Come on! 42 00:01:14,344 --> 00:01:16,613 What if I give you three bucks? 43 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:17,780 Hey, you're our employee. 44 00:01:17,848 --> 00:01:18,748 You do what we say. 45 00:01:18,816 --> 00:01:19,716 I pay your rent. 46 00:01:19,783 --> 00:01:20,683 Do not drop those wires! 47 00:01:20,751 --> 00:01:22,819 Hey, Charlie, to live is to dance. Let's go. 48 00:01:22,886 --> 00:01:24,887 Charlie, what if I gave you five bucks? 49 00:01:24,955 --> 00:01:25,855 You owe me five bucks! 50 00:01:25,923 --> 00:01:27,056 (electrical snap) 51 00:01:27,124 --> 00:01:28,224 (Charlie yells) 52 00:01:28,291 --> 00:01:29,191 Ah, shit! Screw it! 53 00:01:29,259 --> 00:01:30,359 Son of a bitch! Shit! 54 00:01:30,427 --> 00:01:31,728 All right, I'll tell you what. 55 00:01:31,795 --> 00:01:33,562 I'm gonna go with Dee, okay? 56 00:01:33,631 --> 00:01:35,798 But I'm getting sick of this shit, I really am. 57 00:01:35,866 --> 00:01:38,134 You treat me like a dumb-dumb and a grunt, and I have 58 00:01:38,201 --> 00:01:40,336 potential, you know? 59 00:01:40,403 --> 00:01:41,638 (panting) 60 00:01:41,705 --> 00:01:44,007 I can go places, I can do things. 61 00:01:44,074 --> 00:01:45,141 Who knows? 62 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:50,446 I might even rule the world one day. 63 00:01:50,514 --> 00:01:52,073 Rule the world, huh? 64 00:01:52,193 --> 00:01:53,850 Yeah, if that happens, I'll blow myself. 65 00:01:53,917 --> 00:01:56,185 (sighs) 66 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:04,074 -= www.OpenSubtitles.org =- 67 00:02:05,677 --> 00:02:15,928 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 68 00:02:20,103 --> 00:02:22,338 Okay, so it's called TechPocalypse, right? 69 00:02:22,406 --> 00:02:24,307 And we're post-apocalypse, and we have to rebuild civilization. 70 00:02:24,374 --> 00:02:26,569 This is me, ZingingCutie23. 71 00:02:26,786 --> 00:02:28,854 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down! 72 00:02:28,922 --> 00:02:29,822 ZingingCutie 23. 73 00:02:29,889 --> 00:02:32,024 Are you pretending that you're 23 years old? 74 00:02:32,648 --> 00:02:34,159 - No. - It seems like it. 75 00:02:34,227 --> 00:02:36,420 No, I... It's... I... It's a random number that I picked. 76 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:37,472 It's a random number? 77 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:38,674 It's a number to put at the end of that. You know what? 78 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:40,659 Just watch over my tribe, and make sure nobody, you know, 79 00:02:40,726 --> 00:02:42,727 takes it over, and I'll give you your money, okay? 80 00:02:42,728 --> 00:02:43,862 Okay. Okay. Wait. 81 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:44,829 Hold on a second. What is that? 82 00:02:44,897 --> 00:02:45,997 That's you. 83 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:46,965 You're one of my subjects. 84 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:48,167 That's me. 85 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:49,301 Why am I in the game? 86 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:50,269 Is that Mac? 87 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:51,437 Of course that's Mac. 88 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:52,404 You guys are all here. 89 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:53,405 See, Mac's my handmaiden. 90 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:54,606 How do you do? 91 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:55,574 How do you do? 92 00:02:55,641 --> 00:02:57,709 And Dennis is a midget blacksmith. 93 00:02:57,777 --> 00:02:58,910 (Dennis character babbles) 94 00:02:58,978 --> 00:02:59,878 Frank is a mutant half-donkey. 95 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,012 (braying) 96 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,147 And you're my jester. 97 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:04,316 Why am I eating out of a trough? 98 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:05,284 Made sense. 99 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:06,251 Are you kidding me? 100 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,219 So let me get this straight. 101 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:09,188 You've been playing this game for, like, a week straight just 102 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:11,156 so you feel like you lord over all of us? Is that what this is? 103 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:13,092 Charlie, do you want your five bucks or not? 104 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:14,059 I want my five dollars. 105 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,060 It's just pathetic, Dee. 106 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:16,027 Okay, well, maybe it is. 107 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:16,995 Maybe it isn't. 108 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:19,198 I really do need the money, though. 109 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:20,165 Yeah, well, then get to work. 110 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:21,133 Can you give me an advance? 111 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,101 No, not in advance. 112 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:23,302 We'll see how well you do. 113 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:24,269 All right, I got this. 114 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:27,106 I got this. 115 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:30,609 (dance music plays) 116 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:36,548 Yeah. 117 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:39,718 See, this is what I'm talking about, guys, huh? 118 00:03:39,785 --> 00:03:42,053 I mean, playing online video games and watching stupid 119 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:44,423 reality shows-- that's not real life. 120 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:46,391 It's keeping people from experiencing real life. 121 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:47,559 Yeah? 122 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:48,527 This is real. 123 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,662 It's real, but it feels weird as shit. 124 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,797 There's nobody else in the bar dancing. 125 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:54,933 We're setting the tone, Frank. 126 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:57,136 Yeah, we will lead, and others will follow. 127 00:03:57,203 --> 00:03:58,303 I'm stopping. 128 00:03:58,371 --> 00:03:59,271 Oh, come on, don't stop. 129 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,106 Look, all right, let's go do some shots, and that will get 130 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:03,808 you guys fired up, and we'll come back out, and we'll do some 131 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:04,776 more of this or whatever. 132 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:07,779 You know, you can do the move, and... well, come on, come on, come on, come on. 133 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:09,714 Hey, uh, bartender, three shots of whiskey, come on. 134 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:10,715 Hey, I know you guys. 135 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:12,851 You're the donkey man and the princess, right? 136 00:04:12,918 --> 00:04:15,020 We don't know what you're talking about. 137 00:04:15,087 --> 00:04:16,021 Take a hike, Bozo. 138 00:04:16,088 --> 00:04:17,189 Geek. 139 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,157 Check it out. Look at this. 140 00:04:18,224 --> 00:04:19,124 This is... this is you, right? 141 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,092 This-this is Frank and-and Mac from ZingingCutie's tribe? 142 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,394 What the hell is this? 143 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:25,564 This is Dee's online video game, and she's created characters for all of us. 144 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:26,532 She's humiliating us virtually. 145 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:27,599 Who cares? It's a video game. 146 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:28,634 What do you mean, who cares? 147 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:29,834 This is starting to piss me off. 148 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:31,970 Stop getting invested in fake realities. 149 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:33,138 Let's live real life! 150 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:35,274 Well, Dennis, my anger feels very real. 151 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:36,275 Are you feeling it? 152 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:37,442 Are you feeling it? 153 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:38,410 Yeah, well, it's not real. 154 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:39,378 It's not. 155 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:40,379 I-I-I... I'm angry. 156 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,147 Okay, it's not real, and you know what it also isn't? 157 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,081 It also isn't epic, okay? 158 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:43,915 And you know what is epic? 159 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:45,750 Doing these shots, going out there and dancing. 160 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:46,951 Come on, do it, do the shots. 161 00:04:47,019 --> 00:04:47,919 I'll do the shots. 162 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:48,887 I'll just do the shots. 163 00:04:48,954 --> 00:04:50,088 How about that? 164 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:51,256 Mm-hmm. 165 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:54,226 (groaning) 166 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,527 (grunting) 167 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,629 (high-pitched humming) 168 00:04:57,697 --> 00:04:59,798 Oh, somebody got a smart phone. 169 00:04:59,865 --> 00:05:01,966 Okay, you know, I tell you what, Carl. 170 00:05:02,034 --> 00:05:02,934 Let's settle for a C trade. 171 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:03,868 We'll call it a day on that. 172 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:05,070 I got to run. 173 00:05:05,137 --> 00:05:07,206 ZingingCutie44 is back, so I'm out. 174 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:08,173 (laughing): Changed your name. 175 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:10,342 What the hell are you doing, Charlie? 176 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:12,511 I told you to just feed my crops. 177 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:14,479 I did, I fed your crops, and then I gathered some rocks, and 178 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:16,615 I built a little wall around your tribe. 179 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:19,551 Then I used the leftover rocks to dam the river so that you could fish. 180 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:21,653 Now you're doing well in the game. 181 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:22,654 You sucked at it, all right? 182 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,556 All you did was spend your money on stuff you don't need, just 183 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:25,524 like in real life. 184 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:26,558 I don't do that in real life. 185 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:27,526 Yes, you do. 186 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:28,460 What did you get at the store? 187 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:31,496 I bought a smart phone so that I can play the game on the go. 188 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:33,398 What's going on with the fingernails? 189 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:35,467 Well, I had those done like Flo-Jo. 190 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:36,435 Why?! It's craziness. 191 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:39,571 I just thought it would be funny. I... Dee, this is your problem. 192 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:41,373 I could take this money, I could feed myself for a month. 193 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:43,342 I would buy milk, I would buy flour, I'd buy vitamins, I'd 194 00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:46,278 boil them down to little energy balls to sustain me, but whatever. Forget it. 195 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,648 Enjoy your game, enjoy all your new followers, and you're welcome. 196 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:50,616 Oh, shit! 197 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,751 Charlie, you got me 31 new followers? 198 00:05:52,818 --> 00:05:53,885 Yeah. 199 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:54,853 That's amazing! 200 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,955 Hey, do you want to maybe team up? 201 00:05:57,022 --> 00:05:59,124 No, 'cause I don't want to be a slave. 202 00:05:59,191 --> 00:05:59,924 Come on, Charlie, please. 203 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:00,892 I need you. 204 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:04,028 It's, like, when I'm doing good in the game, I'm doing good in life. 205 00:06:04,096 --> 00:06:05,864 Oh, I want to make fun of you for saying that, but I kind of 206 00:06:05,931 --> 00:06:06,831 know what you mean. 207 00:06:06,899 --> 00:06:07,799 It's like I'm thriving. 208 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:08,767 You are thriving. 209 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:10,535 Yeah, I did feel that, and I... You felt that? 210 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:12,437 I did, I felt that, you know, and I never get to thrive. 211 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:14,239 I want to be the guy who thrives for once. 212 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,073 Right? Me, neither. 213 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:17,809 All right, I'll tell you what-- make me your king, and let's get rocking. 214 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,678 Ew, no. I don't want to do that 'cause we'd have to be 215 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:21,580 married, and that would be awful. 216 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:22,581 Oh, okay, I'll see you later. 217 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:23,448 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 218 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:24,349 Sit down, sit down, sit down. 219 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:26,318 I'll make you my king; just accept my request to consummate. 220 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,486 Consummate? What is that? 221 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,654 Have sex. 222 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:31,022 Oh. So, um, we should have sex then? 223 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:32,157 In the game. 224 00:06:32,224 --> 00:06:34,493 Yeah, in the game, sure, yeah. 225 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,727 Yeah. 226 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:36,895 Either way. 227 00:06:36,962 --> 00:06:40,666 Uh, so, push enter hard, or one, like, slow push, and you do your 228 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:43,268 thing, or a little circular action? 229 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:45,570 Just push the button, Charlie. 230 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:47,639 Just push the button. 231 00:06:47,707 --> 00:06:50,141 (Charlie grunts) 232 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:52,344 (sighs) 233 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,345 That was good, right? 234 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,680 Was it? 235 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:57,549 I think. 236 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:59,984 You see me, Frank, you see me coming? 237 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:01,453 I see you, I see you. 238 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:02,521 Oh, here comes another guy. 239 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:03,488 I'm gonna fight him. 240 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:04,389 Mac attack! 241 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,725 Fight! 242 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:07,693 I lost again! 243 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,594 Goddamn it, how do I keep losing? 244 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:10,395 I'm huge. 245 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:12,063 Stop fighting every guy in the game. 246 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:13,832 The fighting is the best part. 247 00:07:13,899 --> 00:07:15,767 It's the only reason I'm playing. 248 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,836 Oh, my God, will you guys please shut up? 249 00:07:17,903 --> 00:07:19,204 I'm hungover as shit. 250 00:07:19,271 --> 00:07:20,572 We're playing TechPocalypse. 251 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,540 (Dennis groans) 252 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:27,045 Mac is a soiled fool, and I am a gorgeous girl with big cans and 253 00:07:27,112 --> 00:07:30,181 I'm banging all the fishermen in sight for fish and I'm also 254 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:33,785 being catty with all the women in the game, like I'm a Real Housewife. 255 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:35,787 Look, Dennis, I-I'm six-foot- ten. 256 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,656 I have always wanted to be six- foot-ten. 257 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:40,592 Hey, look, Mac, you're five- foot-nine, and Frank, you're a 258 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,027 man-- an ugly, old man! 259 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:46,231 You're not understanding this, Dennis, but I think I have 260 00:07:46,298 --> 00:07:48,933 something that could help you wrap your head around it. 261 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:52,437 ("All Night Long" by Lionel Richie playing) 262 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:55,574 I've never had my hair cut in a bedroom. 263 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,843 Well, one thing I've learned from cutting hair all these 264 00:07:57,910 --> 00:08:00,945 years, Danielle, is you don't have to go to a high-end salon 265 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:04,783 to get a high-end salon-quality cut. 266 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:05,751 Little spritz? 267 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,486 Why are we watching Dennis' sex tape? 268 00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:08,520 Shh. 269 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:09,488 It's cold. 270 00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:10,321 I know. 271 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,357 Well, we'll make it hot in a minute, don't worry about that. 272 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,158 (Dennis and woman chuckle) 273 00:08:14,226 --> 00:08:15,126 (Frank groans) 274 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:17,028 Well, don't... Well, it's always-- there's 275 00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:18,830 always so much, so much preamble. 276 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:19,798 Okay, here we go. 277 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:20,766 Okay. 278 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,567 Oh, oh, um, all right. 279 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:23,535 All right. 280 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:24,503 Whoa. 281 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:28,006 Now, Dennis, how does this make you feel? 282 00:08:28,073 --> 00:08:28,973 Powerful. 283 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:35,781 Yes, of course, but how does it affect you sexually? 284 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:36,882 I'm very aroused right now. 285 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:37,849 I, too, am aroused. 286 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:38,817 I'm starting to swell up. 287 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:39,785 Yeah. 288 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:43,588 See, now all three of us are aroused, and there's not a woman in the room. 289 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:46,625 See, this is no different than sports or video games. 290 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,192 It's all a virtual experience. 291 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:51,696 No, no, no, bullshit, this was real, okay, this happened, I 292 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:52,697 did this. 293 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:55,667 All right, I drew this woman in, I styled her hair, I entered her 294 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:57,536 with almost no resistance. 295 00:08:57,603 --> 00:08:58,737 I did these things. 296 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:00,806 You say it's real, but what even is reality? 297 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:01,606 Yeah, who knows? 298 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:03,475 We don't even know if we're in this room. 299 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,944 We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space. 300 00:09:06,011 --> 00:09:06,978 What are you talking about? 301 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:10,114 I'm gonna go out into the real world again today and have real experiences. 302 00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:12,851 I'm gonna draw those people in to me, okay? 303 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:13,819 A turtle's dream. 304 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,987 That's crazy, lunacy. 305 00:09:25,361 --> 00:09:27,061 So, tell me something, Queen of Thrones, how about we stop 306 00:09:27,129 --> 00:09:29,731 being enemies, we start becoming friends here, huh? 307 00:09:29,798 --> 00:09:33,801 Charlie, I just got a new nose and I'm flying to Miami to get my lips inflated. 308 00:09:33,869 --> 00:09:34,902 Can you hang on one second? 309 00:09:34,970 --> 00:09:35,803 What, Dee, what are you buying? 310 00:09:35,871 --> 00:09:36,705 How are you paying for that? 311 00:09:36,772 --> 00:09:37,505 We have plenty of money. 312 00:09:37,573 --> 00:09:38,340 I know we have money. 313 00:09:38,407 --> 00:09:39,974 We have money because I... All right, you know what? 314 00:09:40,042 --> 00:09:42,677 Yes, fine, buy your lips, buy your noses, buy whatever you're gonna buy. 315 00:09:42,745 --> 00:09:44,512 All right, don't interrupt me when I'm running our tribe, 316 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:46,348 okay, 'cause that's kind of a big deal. 317 00:09:46,415 --> 00:09:47,181 I know, I'm sorry. 318 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:48,983 All right, so don't interrupt. 319 00:09:49,051 --> 00:09:49,951 Okay. 320 00:09:50,018 --> 00:09:52,487 Do me a favor, refill my bowl of energy balls, okay? 321 00:09:52,555 --> 00:09:53,488 Please make yourself useful. 322 00:09:53,556 --> 00:09:57,225 Sorry about that, Queen of Thrones, let me step into my office here. 323 00:09:57,293 --> 00:10:01,363 Hey, bitch! 324 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:03,331 Frank, you are SweetPeaches69? 325 00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:05,467 How did you get so many followers? 326 00:10:05,534 --> 00:10:06,768 What can I say? 327 00:10:06,835 --> 00:10:09,638 Some girls are more popular than others. 328 00:10:09,705 --> 00:10:11,273 Are you wearing a mink coat? 329 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:12,440 What, this old thing? 330 00:10:12,508 --> 00:10:14,876 Guy gave it to me for going down on him. 331 00:10:14,943 --> 00:10:16,944 I've been getting a lot of gifts lately. 332 00:10:17,012 --> 00:10:20,848 I just got sent a whole box of peaches-- real ones. 333 00:10:20,916 --> 00:10:23,951 I'm eating like a goddamn islander. 334 00:10:24,019 --> 00:10:26,888 I'm living a pretty classy life these days. 335 00:10:26,955 --> 00:10:28,757 Ooh, you should come to my party. 336 00:10:28,824 --> 00:10:31,626 I'm gonna meet a lot of my online friends there. 337 00:10:31,694 --> 00:10:35,797 It's gonna be a very classy affair, but you can come anyway. 338 00:10:35,864 --> 00:10:38,099 (Frank laughs) 339 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:40,201 Well, look, we can sit here, we can talk cheesesteaks all day 340 00:10:40,269 --> 00:10:42,170 long, but maybe you and I could get together at my bar, settle 341 00:10:42,237 --> 00:10:43,070 this thing once and for all. 342 00:10:43,138 --> 00:10:43,905 Charlie, we got to talk. 343 00:10:43,972 --> 00:10:44,872 Whoa. 344 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:46,808 We're going to a party-- a real one-- Frank's throwing it. 345 00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:47,776 Yes, I know what's going on. 346 00:10:47,843 --> 00:10:49,611 I know everything that's happening. 347 00:10:49,679 --> 00:10:51,780 Do you know he has a bunch of followers? 348 00:10:51,847 --> 00:10:54,582 Do you know that he's parading around in a mink coat, and he humiliated me? 349 00:10:54,650 --> 00:10:55,950 I'm a queen, okay? 350 00:10:56,018 --> 00:10:59,387 I should be the one wearing mink and I should be throwing digs at him. 351 00:10:59,455 --> 00:11:00,221 You know what I mean? 352 00:11:00,289 --> 00:11:02,023 I should have a lot more followers. 353 00:11:02,090 --> 00:11:03,725 You want mink, Dee, you want a mink coat? 354 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,660 You want a nice, real mink coat, not a virtual one like Frank? 355 00:11:05,728 --> 00:11:06,661 Don't dick around with this. 356 00:11:06,729 --> 00:11:07,462 Are you serious? 357 00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:08,296 I am dead serious. 358 00:11:08,364 --> 00:11:10,164 I trade with a guy online; he has a clothing store. 359 00:11:10,232 --> 00:11:12,133 I'm sure I could give him some crops, maybe a follower or two, 360 00:11:12,201 --> 00:11:13,167 and he'll give you a mink coat. 361 00:11:13,235 --> 00:11:14,001 For me? 362 00:11:14,069 --> 00:11:14,803 Would you like that? 363 00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:15,637 I would love that. 364 00:11:15,705 --> 00:11:17,271 You, you would like that, wouldn't you? 365 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:19,173 You know how that's not gonna happen? 366 00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:20,174 What? 367 00:11:20,242 --> 00:11:24,078 It's not gonna happen if I'm not playing the goddamn game! 368 00:11:24,146 --> 00:11:26,848 Because when I'm not playing the game, people are attacking our 369 00:11:26,915 --> 00:11:30,117 tribe, okay, and that's a lot of pressure, that's a lot of stress. 370 00:11:30,185 --> 00:11:30,952 It's too much for you. 371 00:11:31,019 --> 00:11:33,488 And we could lose everything, we could lose everything that we 372 00:11:33,556 --> 00:11:35,122 have worked for-- everything! 373 00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:36,090 I wasn't thinking. 374 00:11:36,158 --> 00:11:37,826 No, you're not really the thinking kind, though. 375 00:11:37,893 --> 00:11:40,695 I'm kind of the thinking one in the relationship, so... Right, thank you. 376 00:11:40,763 --> 00:11:42,397 Be pretty, you know, talk to me right. 377 00:11:42,465 --> 00:11:43,365 Yeah. 378 00:11:43,432 --> 00:11:44,932 Get my energy balls. 379 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,703 (Sweet Dee gasps) 380 00:11:48,771 --> 00:11:49,671 Unbelievable. 381 00:11:49,739 --> 00:11:51,673 Hey, Charlie, we need to talk, dude. 382 00:11:51,741 --> 00:11:56,544 (laughing): Well, well, well, if it isn't the soiled fool. 383 00:11:56,612 --> 00:11:57,412 Frank told you about that? 384 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,313 Uh, no, everyone's talking about it online; it's hilarious. 385 00:11:59,382 --> 00:12:01,048 You destroyed your computer, you bashed it to bits. 386 00:12:01,116 --> 00:12:04,018 I'm assuming it got you in the eye-- is that what's going on there? 387 00:12:04,086 --> 00:12:05,887 It bashed me back a little bit. 388 00:12:05,954 --> 00:12:07,689 Yeah, you should win those fights, you shouldn't lose... 389 00:12:07,757 --> 00:12:09,924 I did win, I did win, it just got a couple of good shots in. 390 00:12:09,992 --> 00:12:10,759 It did, yeah. 391 00:12:10,826 --> 00:12:12,494 Hey, Charlie, hey, listen, I want to tell you something. 392 00:12:12,561 --> 00:12:14,262 Um, Dee... Yeah? 393 00:12:14,329 --> 00:12:17,766 You're not going to offer our guest any? 394 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:19,734 Of course I-- of course, that's what I was doing. 395 00:12:19,802 --> 00:12:20,702 Yeah. 396 00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:22,670 Hey, Mac, hey, did you, did you want an energy ball or two? 397 00:12:22,738 --> 00:12:23,638 Yeah. 398 00:12:23,706 --> 00:12:25,540 Go ahead, have as many as you want-- is that enough? 399 00:12:25,608 --> 00:12:26,574 That's-- yeah, that's good. 400 00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:27,409 There you go, okay. 401 00:12:27,476 --> 00:12:28,309 Okay, you need to fuel up. 402 00:12:28,377 --> 00:12:29,110 Have a bunch of balls. 403 00:12:29,177 --> 00:12:29,944 Yeah, I do, thank you. 404 00:12:30,012 --> 00:12:30,745 Okay, thank you. 405 00:12:30,813 --> 00:12:31,579 Okay-- don't touch. 406 00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:32,380 No, now I know. 407 00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:33,381 Right, yeah. 408 00:12:33,449 --> 00:12:34,181 I didn't mean that. 409 00:12:34,249 --> 00:12:35,917 And stop groveling, just... Let me know if you need... 410 00:12:35,984 --> 00:12:40,221 You're not pretty when you do that, so... Wow, you, like, totally 411 00:12:40,289 --> 00:12:42,023 psychologically, like, annihilated her. 412 00:12:42,090 --> 00:12:42,990 Yeah. 413 00:12:43,058 --> 00:12:45,393 You're good at building, I'm good at destroying. 414 00:12:45,461 --> 00:12:47,929 We should totally team up. 415 00:12:47,996 --> 00:12:49,130 Wait, you know what? 416 00:12:49,197 --> 00:12:50,097 Can you do me a favor? 417 00:12:50,165 --> 00:12:53,034 Can you watch her for a little while while I go meet a girl that I met online? 418 00:12:53,101 --> 00:12:53,868 A real girl? 419 00:12:53,936 --> 00:12:54,669 Yeah, a real girl. 420 00:12:54,737 --> 00:12:55,637 She's probably fat, right? 421 00:12:55,704 --> 00:12:56,438 Probably very fat, yeah. 422 00:12:56,505 --> 00:12:58,239 If she's got any fat friends, I'm, I'm in. 423 00:12:58,307 --> 00:12:59,974 If she has any fat friends, I'll let you know. 424 00:13:00,042 --> 00:13:00,775 Or ugly. 425 00:13:00,843 --> 00:13:01,609 Yeah, or ugly. 426 00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:03,645 If they're sick, that's fine, too. 427 00:13:03,712 --> 00:13:06,581 Yeah, or ugly or sick or, or male or female or whatever it is that you like. 428 00:13:06,649 --> 00:13:07,415 That's not the point. 429 00:13:07,483 --> 00:13:09,317 Like, the point is, you know how women get. 430 00:13:09,384 --> 00:13:12,086 You know, she catches wind that I'm meeting a girl, she's going to go... 431 00:13:12,154 --> 00:13:12,887 Oh, totally, totally. 432 00:13:12,955 --> 00:13:13,721 I hate women. 433 00:13:13,789 --> 00:13:16,624 Yeah, I-I know that you feel that way, but do what I'm asking 434 00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:19,461 and then I can help you out with the game. 435 00:13:19,528 --> 00:13:20,428 Okay, do what? 436 00:13:20,496 --> 00:13:21,295 Watch Dee. 437 00:13:21,363 --> 00:13:24,999 Oh, okay, yeah. 438 00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:26,668 Hello, hi. 439 00:13:26,735 --> 00:13:27,635 Anyone? 440 00:13:27,703 --> 00:13:30,071 Come on, hello, hi. 441 00:13:30,138 --> 00:13:31,038 God, it's unbelievable. 442 00:13:31,106 --> 00:13:33,007 Does anybody want to experience this? 443 00:13:33,075 --> 00:13:34,108 Anyone want to experience me? 444 00:13:34,176 --> 00:13:35,242 For real? 445 00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:38,713 Oasis Sensory Deprivation. 446 00:13:38,781 --> 00:13:41,950 Enter a new dimension. 447 00:13:42,017 --> 00:13:45,219 Change your perception. 448 00:13:45,287 --> 00:13:49,991 Experience a new reality. 449 00:13:50,058 --> 00:13:53,695 Experience a new reality. 450 00:13:56,431 --> 00:13:58,566 Stop getting invested in fake realities! 451 00:13:58,634 --> 00:13:59,534 I'm six foot, ten. 452 00:13:59,602 --> 00:14:00,535 You're five foot, nine. 453 00:14:00,603 --> 00:14:01,569 (babbles) 454 00:14:01,637 --> 00:14:03,638 What even is reality? 455 00:14:03,706 --> 00:14:04,739 This is real. 456 00:14:04,807 --> 00:14:05,773 (brays) 457 00:14:05,841 --> 00:14:06,774 How do you do? 458 00:14:06,842 --> 00:14:09,477 We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space. 459 00:14:09,545 --> 00:14:10,612 (sighs) 460 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:12,614 (British accent): What is real? 461 00:14:12,681 --> 00:14:14,582 Is this real? Am I? 462 00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:16,350 Who are you? 463 00:14:16,418 --> 00:14:18,219 Oh, I'm you. 464 00:14:18,286 --> 00:14:19,787 Huh. 465 00:14:19,855 --> 00:14:21,422 That's an amazing accent. 466 00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:23,558 I like yours as well. 467 00:14:23,626 --> 00:14:27,962 I think I know what reality is, but maybe I don't. 468 00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:30,932 Everything in life is becoming more and more virtual. 469 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,034 Aw, don't be such a wanker. 470 00:14:33,101 --> 00:14:35,269 Life is all in your mind. 471 00:14:35,337 --> 00:14:38,105 If you believe it to be real, then it's real. 472 00:14:38,173 --> 00:14:41,308 I'm so confused, British Dennis. 473 00:14:41,376 --> 00:14:42,677 You create your own reality. 474 00:14:42,745 --> 00:14:46,614 I've known beggars to be kings and kings to be beggars, all 475 00:14:46,682 --> 00:14:47,949 because they believed it so. 476 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:50,618 It's your choice. 477 00:14:50,686 --> 00:14:53,621 It's my choice. 478 00:14:53,689 --> 00:14:56,090 It's your universe. 479 00:14:56,158 --> 00:14:58,359 It's my universe. 480 00:14:58,427 --> 00:15:01,111 And you are God. 481 00:15:01,231 --> 00:15:04,925 I... am... God. 482 00:15:12,374 --> 00:15:14,609 Oh... oh... oh, no... okay. 483 00:15:14,677 --> 00:15:17,478 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 484 00:15:17,546 --> 00:15:18,913 (sighs) 485 00:15:18,981 --> 00:15:19,914 (grunts) 486 00:15:19,982 --> 00:15:22,316 (moans) 487 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,272 Charlie? 488 00:15:31,339 --> 00:15:32,607 Hey. 489 00:15:32,674 --> 00:15:34,208 Julie, right? 490 00:15:34,276 --> 00:15:35,710 The Queen of Thrones! 491 00:15:35,778 --> 00:15:36,711 (chuckling) 492 00:15:36,779 --> 00:15:38,679 The second most powerful player in the game. 493 00:15:38,747 --> 00:15:40,681 And you are the Mighty Rat Slayer. 494 00:15:40,749 --> 00:15:41,649 'Tis I, 'tis I! 495 00:15:41,717 --> 00:15:42,650 It's nice to meet you! 496 00:15:42,718 --> 00:15:45,720 Yeah, I'm sorry... I'm sorry, I haven't had a chance to tidy myself. 497 00:15:45,788 --> 00:15:48,689 You know, when you're playing the game, you get caught up and... 498 00:15:48,757 --> 00:15:49,957 Have a seat! Have a seat! 499 00:15:50,025 --> 00:15:52,927 Wow, this is... It's cool to meet someone from the game, you know? 500 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:53,928 I brought you something. 501 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:54,929 You did? 502 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:55,897 It's nothing, really. 503 00:15:55,964 --> 00:15:59,266 It's just, um... the best cheesecake in Philadelphia. 504 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,234 (laughs) 505 00:16:00,302 --> 00:16:01,436 You dog! 506 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:03,504 Uh, I'll be the judge of that, all right? 507 00:16:03,572 --> 00:16:04,872 You little rascal, you. 508 00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:07,007 Uh, I don't normally meet people from the game, but you 509 00:16:07,075 --> 00:16:08,443 seem like such a nice guy. 510 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:12,279 Thanks, yeah, yeah, you know... This is embarrassing, but I got 511 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,881 you something too, you know? 512 00:16:13,949 --> 00:16:16,016 I don't want... I don't want to make you feel weird but here. 513 00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:17,251 Oh, how thoughtful. 514 00:16:17,319 --> 00:16:18,753 I wonder what it is. 515 00:16:18,821 --> 00:16:19,754 It's not much. 516 00:16:19,822 --> 00:16:20,721 Just a box of spiders. 517 00:16:20,789 --> 00:16:21,856 (screams) What the hell? 518 00:16:21,924 --> 00:16:23,925 Well, while we've been sitting here, my followers have 519 00:16:23,992 --> 00:16:27,662 burned your land, they've raped your people, and they've destroyed your tribe. 520 00:16:27,729 --> 00:16:30,364 You thought you could make a move on me, Queen of Thrones? 521 00:16:30,432 --> 00:16:31,365 Well, you were wrong. 522 00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:32,366 What? 523 00:16:32,434 --> 00:16:34,401 I just wanted to have lunch with you. 524 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,369 Oh, right. 525 00:16:35,437 --> 00:16:39,507 Oh, let's have lunch because we're hungry and we want to eat food. 526 00:16:39,575 --> 00:16:40,475 Bullshit! 527 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,477 You think I'd give up all this for lunch? 528 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:43,444 You stupid, fat pig. 529 00:16:43,512 --> 00:16:44,912 I'm not fat. 530 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:46,881 No, you're not fat, but you were... you were supposed to be. 531 00:16:46,949 --> 00:16:48,850 My friend Mac said you would be fat. 532 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:49,851 Whatever. 533 00:16:49,918 --> 00:16:51,018 You're a dick. 534 00:16:51,086 --> 00:16:53,354 And your breath smells like dog food. 535 00:16:53,421 --> 00:16:55,356 (shouts) 536 00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:57,925 Whatever, you bitch! 537 00:16:57,993 --> 00:16:59,293 I got the power now! 538 00:16:59,361 --> 00:17:03,330 I'm doing good in the game, so I'm doing good in life! 539 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,299 (panting) 540 00:17:07,435 --> 00:17:09,537 Oh, look who's here. 541 00:17:09,605 --> 00:17:11,506 Well, it's nice that you came. 542 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:12,573 A little overdressed. 543 00:17:12,641 --> 00:17:14,809 You said that this was a classy affair, Frank. 544 00:17:14,877 --> 00:17:17,111 It was a classy affair until you showed up. 545 00:17:17,178 --> 00:17:18,779 (laughing) 546 00:17:18,847 --> 00:17:20,715 You bitch! 547 00:17:20,782 --> 00:17:23,718 Where are your 101 Dalmatians tonight? 548 00:17:23,785 --> 00:17:24,719 (laughing) 549 00:17:24,786 --> 00:17:26,687 He's better at the zings than you! 550 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,656 All right, Dee, give me your phone, give me your headset-- I 551 00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:29,657 got to get back online ASAP. 552 00:17:29,725 --> 00:17:31,626 I just made some big things happen. 553 00:17:31,693 --> 00:17:32,627 Big things, baby! 554 00:17:32,694 --> 00:17:33,594 Boom! 555 00:17:33,662 --> 00:17:34,595 No. 556 00:17:34,663 --> 00:17:36,564 She's not with you anymore, bro. 557 00:17:36,632 --> 00:17:37,565 Hold on. Shut up. 558 00:17:37,633 --> 00:17:39,534 Wh-Why is the soiled fool talking to me? 559 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,536 I don't need you anymore, Charlie. 560 00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,503 I'd like a divorce. 561 00:17:42,571 --> 00:17:44,772 Ooh! Juicy! 562 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,241 Wait, what are you talking about? 563 00:17:47,308 --> 00:17:49,343 I know you were gonna leave me for the Queen of Thrones, so 564 00:17:49,411 --> 00:17:51,478 I've slept with Mac to humiliate you. 565 00:17:51,547 --> 00:17:52,479 (chuckles) 566 00:17:52,548 --> 00:17:54,448 She's humiliated you and herself by sleeping with me. 567 00:17:54,516 --> 00:17:55,449 I'm good at the game now. 568 00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:57,418 Oh, my God, Dee, you stupid idiot. 569 00:17:57,485 --> 00:17:59,386 Do you... do you have a brain in your head? 570 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,556 I was tricking that girl, so that I could destroy her tribe. 571 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,591 We're the most powerful tribe in the whole game now! 572 00:18:03,659 --> 00:18:04,559 What are you doing?! 573 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:05,660 (gasps) 574 00:18:05,727 --> 00:18:07,628 Uh... you know, I-I guess maybe I hadn't really thought 575 00:18:07,696 --> 00:18:08,629 the whole thing through. 576 00:18:08,697 --> 00:18:09,764 No, you didn't think! 577 00:18:09,831 --> 00:18:12,533 Because you don't think! 578 00:18:12,601 --> 00:18:15,703 You're just a stupid kept housewife, okay? 579 00:18:15,771 --> 00:18:16,704 Zing it, girl! 580 00:18:16,772 --> 00:18:19,506 Frank, shut the hell up! 581 00:18:19,575 --> 00:18:21,576 How dare you all conspire against me? 582 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,577 How dare you?! 583 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,545 You know what, I want everyone out. 584 00:18:24,613 --> 00:18:26,547 Everyone get out of my apartment, okay? 585 00:18:26,615 --> 00:18:28,515 No, not you, not you, and not you. 586 00:18:28,584 --> 00:18:30,117 The three of you, sit! 587 00:18:30,185 --> 00:18:34,288 Get out! 588 00:18:34,355 --> 00:18:36,591 Okay, I think we can all agree that this game is the most 589 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,559 important thing that ever happened to us, right? 590 00:18:38,627 --> 00:18:41,629 Absolutely, yeah... It's very important... That's the truth. 591 00:18:41,697 --> 00:18:43,598 It's a hugely important thing! 592 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:46,433 So because I'm a nice guy, you know, 'cause I'm a cool dude, 593 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,036 I'll let you live, all right? 594 00:18:49,104 --> 00:18:52,006 But, Mac and Frank, you got to give me your shares of Paddy's Pub. 595 00:18:52,074 --> 00:18:53,007 Done! 596 00:18:53,075 --> 00:18:54,008 What? 597 00:18:54,076 --> 00:18:54,976 Yes! 598 00:18:55,043 --> 00:18:56,978 And, Dee, you're gonna have to do all the Charlie-work in the 599 00:18:57,045 --> 00:18:59,981 bar from here until-- oh, I don't know-- how's eternity sound? 600 00:19:00,048 --> 00:19:04,251 (bad British accent): Stop... This game has gone on long enough. 601 00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:05,252 (normal voice): Uh, shit. 602 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,253 Are you doing an accent? 603 00:19:06,321 --> 00:19:08,222 Yeah, I was doing a British acc... It was a British accent. 604 00:19:08,289 --> 00:19:09,223 That was British?! 605 00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:11,191 Yeah, I had it so good in my head-- uh, I was doing a really 606 00:19:11,259 --> 00:19:12,192 good British accent. 607 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:16,196 Doesn't matter. Anyway... Charlie, you think you have all the power? 608 00:19:16,264 --> 00:19:17,932 Well, you don't. 609 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,202 You see, the only thing bigger than a king is a god. 610 00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:23,537 You think you're a god? 611 00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:25,539 I'm the one who's thriving, Dennis. 612 00:19:25,607 --> 00:19:27,141 I mean, look at me. 613 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:30,144 You look like you're covered in Hawaiian Punch. 614 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,145 Yeah? 615 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,146 Yeah. 616 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,114 Eh. 617 00:19:33,181 --> 00:19:35,816 I am the god of my own universe, Charlie. 618 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:40,988 I decide my own reality, and I've decided all of your realities as well. 619 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:45,492 So, you see, I unplugged it. 620 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,861 You... unplugged reality? 621 00:19:46,928 --> 00:19:48,963 I don't understand what he's saying. 622 00:19:49,031 --> 00:19:49,964 Me neither. 623 00:19:50,032 --> 00:19:52,700 I just... I deleted all of your characters from the game. 624 00:19:52,768 --> 00:19:53,701 What? 625 00:19:53,769 --> 00:19:54,669 I erased all your... people. 626 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:55,670 H-How did you do that? 627 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:56,671 Well, it was easy. 628 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,639 You guys all have the same password, "paddyspub." 629 00:19:58,707 --> 00:20:00,607 Oh, that's my password for everything. 630 00:20:00,676 --> 00:20:01,608 Mine, too. 631 00:20:01,677 --> 00:20:02,609 Why would you do that though? 632 00:20:02,678 --> 00:20:04,578 Why would you delete our characters? 633 00:20:04,646 --> 00:20:06,781 Because the goddamn game was irritating to me. 634 00:20:06,848 --> 00:20:08,783 I thought it was really stupid, and it really is just, you know, 635 00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:11,385 sort of that simple, so I ended the game, you know. 636 00:20:11,452 --> 00:20:12,352 That's the end. 637 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,322 Doesn't have to be a whole big thing every single time, you know. 638 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:16,323 That's life. 639 00:20:16,391 --> 00:20:18,325 That's just sort of how-how shit goes. 640 00:20:18,393 --> 00:20:19,526 (chuckles) 641 00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:22,797 Sometimes things just sort of... end. 642 00:20:22,864 --> 00:20:25,066 ♪ All night long ♪ 643 00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:26,033 ♪ All night ♪ 644 00:20:26,741 --> 00:20:37,302 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 644 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:44,931 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org