1 00:00:05,228 --> 00:00:07,229 Something outside the box. 2 00:00:07,297 --> 00:00:08,263 Come on, people. 3 00:00:08,331 --> 00:00:09,499 You agree with me. 4 00:00:09,566 --> 00:00:11,309 The shareholders meeting is next week. 5 00:00:11,429 --> 00:00:14,306 If we don't act fast, this company will be stripped down and sold for scrap. 6 00:00:14,417 --> 00:00:16,185 I say we cut a deal with the Wheeler Group. 7 00:00:16,252 --> 00:00:18,988 You want to make a deal with the people who are threatening to gut us? 8 00:00:19,056 --> 00:00:20,156 What choice do we have? 9 00:00:20,223 --> 00:00:21,290 No. 10 00:00:21,357 --> 00:00:25,928 There is one man who can save this company. 11 00:00:25,996 --> 00:00:26,962 Its founder. 12 00:00:28,565 --> 00:00:30,933 The man is from a different era. 13 00:00:31,001 --> 00:00:34,203 He's a Neanderthal, an animal. 14 00:00:34,270 --> 00:00:37,539 Yeah, and just the animal we need. 15 00:00:37,607 --> 00:00:41,476 Bring in... the warthog. 16 00:00:45,082 --> 00:00:48,684 Hey, Frank, how do you know that these are crow's eggs? 17 00:00:48,752 --> 00:00:50,052 Because I saw a crow. 18 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,053 Hurry up. 19 00:00:51,121 --> 00:00:52,188 I can't stay here much longer. 20 00:00:52,255 --> 00:00:54,323 Oh, my God, there's a whole untapped world of bird eggs that 21 00:00:54,390 --> 00:00:56,491 we're not even taking advantage of. 22 00:00:56,559 --> 00:00:57,693 Get the phone! 23 00:00:58,762 --> 00:00:59,862 Hello? 24 00:00:59,930 --> 00:01:02,131 Is this the warthog? 25 00:01:02,199 --> 00:01:07,069 I ain't heard that name in a long time. 26 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:15,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 27 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:29,022 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 28 00:01:34,913 --> 00:01:38,370 Five, four, three, two, one! 29 00:01:38,486 --> 00:01:40,353 Oh, boom, 24 hours is up. 30 00:01:40,421 --> 00:01:41,354 The found wallet is ours. 31 00:01:41,422 --> 00:01:44,057 Let's pop this bad boy open and see what we've won. 32 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:47,995 Mr. Brian LeFeve from Quebec, you lose. 33 00:01:48,062 --> 00:01:50,564 Boom, I got your wallet. 34 00:01:50,632 --> 00:01:52,032 Boom, I got your credit cards. 35 00:01:52,099 --> 00:01:53,166 Boom, I got your money. 36 00:01:53,234 --> 00:01:54,134 Oh, shit. 37 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:55,101 Is that Canadian? 38 00:01:55,169 --> 00:01:56,069 Ah, throw it in the trash. 39 00:01:56,137 --> 00:01:57,838 I'm not gonna throw it in the trash. 40 00:01:57,906 --> 00:01:58,805 Might be worth more than ours. 41 00:01:58,873 --> 00:01:59,773 We'll exchange it. 42 00:01:59,841 --> 00:02:00,574 What's this? 43 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:01,474 Phillies ticket. 44 00:02:01,543 --> 00:02:02,108 For today! 45 00:02:02,176 --> 00:02:04,711 Oh, shit, looks like we're going to the Phillies game. 46 00:02:04,779 --> 00:02:05,913 Always check your breath. 47 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:07,080 Right. 48 00:02:08,115 --> 00:02:11,284 And when you shake their hands, make sure your hands are bone dry. 49 00:02:11,352 --> 00:02:12,252 Dry hands. 50 00:02:12,319 --> 00:02:13,219 Never wet and clammy. 51 00:02:13,287 --> 00:02:14,187 I got it. 52 00:02:14,255 --> 00:02:15,155 Guys, quick announcement. 53 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:18,124 I'm gonna be popping these crow's eggs in the fridge here so they don't spoil. 54 00:02:18,192 --> 00:02:19,125 Do not touch them. 55 00:02:19,193 --> 00:02:20,093 They are ours. 56 00:02:20,161 --> 00:02:21,061 We won't. 57 00:02:21,128 --> 00:02:22,663 Guys, why are you dressed like that? 58 00:02:22,730 --> 00:02:24,765 There's some scumbag company that's trying to take over the 59 00:02:24,832 --> 00:02:27,400 business that I founded, and I'm not gonna stand for that. 60 00:02:27,468 --> 00:02:29,369 Yeah, no, we're not gonna stand for that. 61 00:02:29,437 --> 00:02:31,438 Frank's taking me under his wing; he's gonna teach me how to 62 00:02:31,505 --> 00:02:32,405 swim with the sharks. 63 00:02:32,473 --> 00:02:33,506 Charlie can't read. 64 00:02:33,575 --> 00:02:34,575 He'll adapt. 65 00:02:34,642 --> 00:02:35,943 He'll adapt to reading? 66 00:02:36,010 --> 00:02:38,111 Okay, you know what, we don't need them, all right? 67 00:02:38,179 --> 00:02:40,346 We have plenty of fun things to do today, okay? 68 00:02:40,414 --> 00:02:42,282 That's right, while you guys are crunching numbers, we're 69 00:02:42,349 --> 00:02:44,718 gonna be soaking up some sun at the Phillies game, courtesy of 70 00:02:44,786 --> 00:02:45,819 one Mr. Brian LeFeve. 71 00:02:45,887 --> 00:02:47,187 Who the hell is that? 72 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:49,456 The guy whose wallet we found at the bar. 73 00:02:49,523 --> 00:02:51,725 What are you gonna do if he comes looking for it? 74 00:02:51,793 --> 00:02:53,193 Uh, tell him to suck a boner. 75 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:54,394 Exactly. 76 00:02:54,462 --> 00:02:55,896 Boom, I got your wallet. 77 00:02:55,964 --> 00:02:58,131 Boom, I got your credit cards. 78 00:02:58,199 --> 00:03:01,768 Boom, I got your Phillies tickets. 79 00:03:02,837 --> 00:03:05,872 Yeah, I've never been in... Whoa. 80 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:06,840 Oh, shit. 81 00:03:06,908 --> 00:03:08,174 Oh, my God. 82 00:03:08,242 --> 00:03:09,509 Awesome. 83 00:03:09,577 --> 00:03:11,912 Oh, fine dining and baseball food. 84 00:03:11,980 --> 00:03:12,879 There's more. 85 00:03:12,947 --> 00:03:14,180 Hey! Oh! 86 00:03:14,248 --> 00:03:15,749 Free batteries! 87 00:03:15,817 --> 00:03:17,017 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 88 00:03:17,085 --> 00:03:18,184 Calm down, calm down. 89 00:03:18,252 --> 00:03:19,385 What's in here? 90 00:03:19,453 --> 00:03:20,520 Free shit, free shit. 91 00:03:20,588 --> 00:03:21,488 Guys, calm down. 92 00:03:21,555 --> 00:03:22,555 Look at all these coasters. 93 00:03:22,624 --> 00:03:24,390 Jesus Christ. 94 00:03:24,458 --> 00:03:25,692 Act like you belong here. 95 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:26,793 Now listen to me. 96 00:03:26,861 --> 00:03:29,096 The fact that we're in a box leads me to believe that there 97 00:03:29,163 --> 00:03:31,098 are definitely gonna be other people coming here today, 98 00:03:31,165 --> 00:03:33,233 and they're probably gonna be friends with this LeFeve guy. 99 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,836 So we need to talk about an exit strategy. 100 00:03:35,903 --> 00:03:37,104 We don't want to get caught. 101 00:03:37,171 --> 00:03:38,138 Okay, exit strategy. 102 00:03:38,205 --> 00:03:39,372 All right, I'll run the op. 103 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,541 This the only entrance and/or exit, therefore if somebody 104 00:03:41,609 --> 00:03:44,544 comes in, I will spring off the balcony to safety. 105 00:03:44,612 --> 00:03:45,612 No, no, no, no. 106 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,579 That's a 50-foot drop. 107 00:03:46,648 --> 00:03:49,482 Yes, of course, and I'm a professional, so I will tuck and roll. 108 00:03:49,550 --> 00:03:51,417 Oh, you're gonna tuck and roll through a 50-foot drop? 109 00:03:51,485 --> 00:03:54,921 Dennis, if I had a gun with me, I'd be spraying bullets into the air as I fell. 110 00:03:54,989 --> 00:03:57,991 No, no, no, we don't have time for these types of scenarios, okay? 111 00:03:58,059 --> 00:04:01,427 I'm talking about coming up with a real plan, a real exit strategy. 112 00:04:01,495 --> 00:04:05,065 If we get caught, we could get in a lot of... Excuse me, is one of you 113 00:04:05,133 --> 00:04:06,266 Brian LeFeve? 114 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:10,137 Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, hi. 115 00:04:10,204 --> 00:04:12,505 It's nice to finally put a face to the name. 116 00:04:12,573 --> 00:04:13,506 I'm Andrew Kane. 117 00:04:13,574 --> 00:04:14,507 Of course. 118 00:04:14,575 --> 00:04:15,575 And Bill Larkin. 119 00:04:15,643 --> 00:04:19,012 Oh, Bill, okay, now see, from our conversations, I would have 120 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,446 pegged you for Bill. Crazy? 121 00:04:20,514 --> 00:04:22,615 Oh, yeah, we get that sometimes. 122 00:04:22,684 --> 00:04:23,583 Yeah? 123 00:04:23,651 --> 00:04:25,819 And that must make you Prudence LeFeve. 124 00:04:25,887 --> 00:04:26,787 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 125 00:04:26,854 --> 00:04:28,521 Yeah, yeah. Hi, honey. 126 00:04:28,589 --> 00:04:29,690 Hi. 127 00:04:29,757 --> 00:04:31,457 And you are? 128 00:04:31,525 --> 00:04:32,659 Vic Vinegar, bodyguard. 129 00:04:32,727 --> 00:04:34,861 I don't shake, so don't even try. 130 00:04:34,929 --> 00:04:35,896 Bodyguard? 131 00:04:35,963 --> 00:04:37,964 Yeah, I mean, he's really more of a driver. 132 00:04:38,032 --> 00:04:39,066 He drives us around. 133 00:04:39,133 --> 00:04:40,200 I protect their bodies. 134 00:04:40,267 --> 00:04:41,301 He protects the car. 135 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:43,469 Well, I mean, we got all week to talk about business. 136 00:04:43,537 --> 00:04:45,605 So, uh, let's just kick back and watch this game, huh? 137 00:04:45,673 --> 00:04:46,807 Who needs a beer? 138 00:04:46,874 --> 00:04:47,774 I do. 139 00:04:47,842 --> 00:04:48,809 Oh, I'd love a beer. 140 00:04:48,876 --> 00:04:49,810 Thank you. Thank you. 141 00:04:49,877 --> 00:04:50,944 Vic, you're working. 142 00:04:51,012 --> 00:04:52,179 You're working. 143 00:04:52,246 --> 00:04:55,115 You are. A bodyguard, you got to drive, too, stupid. 144 00:04:55,183 --> 00:04:56,116 Yeah. 145 00:04:56,184 --> 00:04:57,084 Cheers. 146 00:04:57,151 --> 00:04:58,318 I'm not stupid. Not stupid. 147 00:04:58,385 --> 00:05:01,221 All right. 148 00:05:01,288 --> 00:05:04,457 Charlie, I want a list of the top ten shareholders of the 149 00:05:04,525 --> 00:05:06,760 company ASAP, and call the press. 150 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:08,028 Put out a press release. 151 00:05:08,096 --> 00:05:10,496 Tell them the warthog is back in business. 152 00:05:10,564 --> 00:05:13,066 Also, there are too many minorities and women working 153 00:05:13,134 --> 00:05:14,500 here. What's up with that? 154 00:05:14,568 --> 00:05:15,869 I got all that. I'm on it. 155 00:05:15,937 --> 00:05:16,837 I'm on it. 156 00:05:16,904 --> 00:05:18,872 Excuse me, excuse me, who is this man? 157 00:05:18,940 --> 00:05:19,840 Charles Kelly. 158 00:05:19,907 --> 00:05:21,808 I'm gonna be advising the warthog in matters of business 159 00:05:21,876 --> 00:05:22,943 and all the what have you. 160 00:05:23,010 --> 00:05:23,944 Oh, everything. 161 00:05:24,011 --> 00:05:24,911 Right-hand man, you got it? 162 00:05:24,979 --> 00:05:27,914 I mean, there's gonna be some changes around here, you understand? 163 00:05:27,982 --> 00:05:29,382 Ah, look at this. 164 00:05:29,450 --> 00:05:31,684 This poor kid, nobody's helping him. 165 00:05:31,753 --> 00:05:32,986 Hey, hey, kid. 166 00:05:33,054 --> 00:05:34,254 What's happening? 167 00:05:34,321 --> 00:05:35,355 What is it? 168 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:36,356 Sorry, sir. 169 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:37,323 The darn thing won't print. 170 00:05:37,391 --> 00:05:39,259 You mind if I take a look-see? 171 00:05:39,326 --> 00:05:40,260 Oh, no. 172 00:05:40,327 --> 00:05:43,063 I think it's a paper jam. 173 00:05:43,131 --> 00:05:45,799 Yeah, there's the culprit. 174 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:46,767 Thanks, Mr. Warthog. 175 00:05:46,834 --> 00:05:49,936 A jam, it was in the tray three, and you didn't check. 176 00:05:51,806 --> 00:05:53,673 It was hiding back there. 177 00:05:53,741 --> 00:05:56,743 It was like a little piece of paper. 178 00:05:56,811 --> 00:05:59,512 Let me... Whoa, let me ask you a question. 179 00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:02,048 Did I just do your job for you? 180 00:06:02,116 --> 00:06:03,349 Excuse me? 181 00:06:03,417 --> 00:06:06,019 Did I? Did I just do your job for you? 182 00:06:12,293 --> 00:06:13,860 Uh, I-I guess so. 183 00:06:13,928 --> 00:06:15,061 You're fired. 184 00:06:15,129 --> 00:06:16,329 Get the hell out of here. 185 00:06:16,397 --> 00:06:18,965 Go on, pack your shit up and get out of here. 186 00:06:19,033 --> 00:06:21,935 If we're gonna turn this company around, we got to start cutting 187 00:06:22,003 --> 00:06:24,771 the crust off this shit sandwich. 188 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:26,392 Fire in the hole, everybody. 189 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:27,705 Come on, work. 190 00:06:32,828 --> 00:06:35,596 So, what do you think of our latest proposal, LeFeve? 191 00:06:35,664 --> 00:06:38,466 I think closing at 31's a pretty fair deal, don't you? 192 00:06:38,534 --> 00:06:42,704 31? Well, you know, guys, these things tend to be a little complicated. 193 00:06:42,771 --> 00:06:44,939 Oh, I think ya can do better. 194 00:06:45,006 --> 00:06:47,208 Oh, you looked over the proposal? 195 00:06:47,275 --> 00:06:48,776 She glanced at it. 196 00:06:48,844 --> 00:06:50,945 We're not... Tell us more about it. 197 00:06:51,012 --> 00:06:53,748 Yah, I sure did, and I tell you what, I seen better-looking 198 00:06:53,816 --> 00:06:54,982 moose turds in Rick Moranis' 199 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:57,151 backyard, ya hosers. Mm? 200 00:06:57,219 --> 00:07:01,656 She's got a sense of humor that would just... You know, it gets frustrating. 201 00:07:01,724 --> 00:07:03,624 Hey, come talk to me for a second. 202 00:07:03,692 --> 00:07:04,792 Excuse me, guys. 203 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:05,560 Just... 204 00:07:05,627 --> 00:07:07,027 What the hell are you doing, Dee? 205 00:07:07,095 --> 00:07:07,862 We're Canadian. 206 00:07:07,929 --> 00:07:09,464 You sound like a cartoon character. 207 00:07:09,531 --> 00:07:10,631 Guys, let's get out of here. 208 00:07:10,699 --> 00:07:12,367 Everybody's treating me like the help. 209 00:07:12,434 --> 00:07:15,002 Well, you should have thought about that before you blurted out, "bodyguard." 210 00:07:15,070 --> 00:07:16,471 Mm. Oh, I got an idea. 211 00:07:16,538 --> 00:07:17,705 Promote me to vice president. 212 00:07:17,773 --> 00:07:18,639 That way, we can talk shop. 213 00:07:18,707 --> 00:07:21,141 Mac, these gentlemen are courting me for my business savvy. 214 00:07:21,209 --> 00:07:24,144 How's it gonna reflect on me if I promote my bodyguard to VP 215 00:07:24,212 --> 00:07:26,347 after a two-minute conversation at a ball game? 216 00:07:26,415 --> 00:07:27,147 Mm-hmm. 217 00:07:27,215 --> 00:07:31,786 It's not gonna reflect on you at all because you're not Brian LeFeve. 218 00:07:31,854 --> 00:07:33,388 I'm not what? 219 00:07:33,455 --> 00:07:35,890 Dude, clearly you were floundering. 220 00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:39,861 Mac, I was gathering information so that I can more fully become this man. 221 00:07:39,928 --> 00:07:43,964 Look, look, this is about much more than just business. 222 00:07:44,032 --> 00:07:47,869 This is about the thrill of wearing another man's skin. 223 00:07:47,936 --> 00:07:52,407 Feeling his innermost wants and desires and being in control 224 00:07:52,474 --> 00:07:53,875 of his every single move. 225 00:07:53,942 --> 00:07:55,877 That's how you get off. 226 00:07:55,944 --> 00:07:59,914 Now don't you guys want to get off with me? 227 00:07:59,981 --> 00:08:01,549 I don't know. 228 00:08:01,617 --> 00:08:02,116 What? 229 00:08:02,183 --> 00:08:04,786 I want you to get off with me. 230 00:08:04,853 --> 00:08:05,686 Okay, okay. 231 00:08:05,754 --> 00:08:06,888 Just follow my lead. 232 00:08:06,955 --> 00:08:13,193 Guys, we're gonna get off together. 233 00:08:13,261 --> 00:08:17,632 Gentlemen, I'm just confused about one thing. 234 00:08:17,699 --> 00:08:21,803 Now, you got me out of bed, you put me on a plane, rolled 235 00:08:21,870 --> 00:08:24,405 out the red carpet for, what was it, 31? 236 00:08:24,473 --> 00:08:25,406 Vic, get my coat. 237 00:08:25,474 --> 00:08:26,541 Let's get out of here. 238 00:08:26,608 --> 00:08:28,208 Now hold on a second, LeFeve. 239 00:08:28,276 --> 00:08:29,310 Give us a shot. 240 00:08:29,377 --> 00:08:31,679 We will persuade you. 241 00:08:31,747 --> 00:08:33,681 Get ready for a great week. 242 00:08:37,285 --> 00:08:38,986 A little longer in the sock, huh? 243 00:08:39,054 --> 00:08:40,120 Higher in the thigh. 244 00:08:40,188 --> 00:08:42,189 So tell me the rundown for tomorrow, Charlie. 245 00:08:42,257 --> 00:08:43,658 Okay. We got a 8:30 246 00:08:43,725 --> 00:08:45,993 appointment in the morning to play racquetball in these new 247 00:08:46,061 --> 00:08:49,196 outfits, then we're gonna head over to Barneys, we're gonna shop for Rolexes. 248 00:08:49,264 --> 00:08:51,499 After that, we zip by Atwater where you're having your office 249 00:08:51,567 --> 00:08:53,668 completely redone back to its former 1980's glory. 250 00:08:53,735 --> 00:08:56,771 And then we have a 5:00 sushi dinner with Mr. Nakashori. 251 00:08:56,839 --> 00:08:57,839 That all sound right? 252 00:08:57,906 --> 00:08:59,039 Whoo! Sounds great, Charlie. 253 00:09:00,141 --> 00:09:02,477 Good. Well, Frank, I'm a little confused about one thing. 254 00:09:02,544 --> 00:09:03,310 What's that? 255 00:09:03,378 --> 00:09:04,579 Who pays for all this? 256 00:09:04,646 --> 00:09:06,514 What do you mean, who pays for it? 257 00:09:06,582 --> 00:09:07,849 The company pays for it. 258 00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:09,784 All right, well, then here's my second question. 259 00:09:09,852 --> 00:09:12,186 What does Atwater make? 260 00:09:12,253 --> 00:09:15,756 What do you mean, like, how much money does the company make? 261 00:09:15,824 --> 00:09:19,093 Oh, no, I mean what do we make? 262 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:20,127 I don't follow. 263 00:09:20,195 --> 00:09:21,061 We make money. 264 00:09:21,129 --> 00:09:23,197 No, I know we make money. 265 00:09:23,264 --> 00:09:25,432 I mean, what do we create? 266 00:09:25,501 --> 00:09:26,300 We create wealth. 267 00:09:26,368 --> 00:09:30,638 No, no, I mean, what do we build, what do we design, you know? 268 00:09:30,706 --> 00:09:33,040 Because I have some ideas that could really help the company. 269 00:09:33,108 --> 00:09:34,742 Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, we don't build anything. 270 00:09:34,810 --> 00:09:36,644 Leave that to the Chinks. 271 00:09:36,712 --> 00:09:39,279 Speaking of which, I want this sushi dinner to be the tits. 272 00:09:39,347 --> 00:09:42,182 Oh, okay, so you want it to be, like, really expensive. 273 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:46,821 No, I want to eat sushi off of some Jap broad's tits. 274 00:09:46,889 --> 00:09:49,123 Hmm. 275 00:09:55,296 --> 00:09:57,899 All right, guys, listen, I whipped us up a couple 276 00:09:57,966 --> 00:10:00,267 of backstories here, so take a look at these cards. 277 00:10:00,335 --> 00:10:02,236 On the front, you're gonna find your biographical information. 278 00:10:02,303 --> 00:10:04,171 On the back, that's your emotional blueprint. 279 00:10:04,239 --> 00:10:04,872 Hmm. 280 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:06,273 I have my own backstory, Dennis. 281 00:10:06,341 --> 00:10:08,543 I'm an entrepreneurial bodyguard with his own line of fitness 282 00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:09,176 products. 283 00:10:09,244 --> 00:10:10,578 I want to pitch the guys out. 284 00:10:10,646 --> 00:10:13,614 No, no, guys, guy, please, you got to trust me, okay? 285 00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:16,617 Just follow my lead, and I am gonna get you off in ways you 286 00:10:16,685 --> 00:10:17,451 never believed existed. 287 00:10:17,519 --> 00:10:18,619 I'm in. 288 00:10:18,687 --> 00:10:21,488 I'm not. I don't even know what you're talking about. 289 00:10:21,557 --> 00:10:22,957 I just want to do some business stuff. 290 00:10:23,025 --> 00:10:23,758 No. 291 00:10:23,825 --> 00:10:28,395 Okay, LeFeve, we have a surprise you are gonna love. 292 00:10:28,463 --> 00:10:29,296 Ah, really? 293 00:10:29,364 --> 00:10:32,533 Trust me, we know exactly what you like. 294 00:10:32,601 --> 00:10:33,834 Head on down to the members' 295 00:10:33,902 --> 00:10:38,172 locker room and see for yourself. 296 00:10:38,239 --> 00:10:39,907 Dennis, I have business savvy. 297 00:10:39,975 --> 00:10:42,509 I can be more than just the bodyguard, okay? 298 00:10:42,578 --> 00:10:43,343 I've got ideas. 299 00:10:43,411 --> 00:10:44,278 Oh, you got ideas? 300 00:10:44,345 --> 00:10:46,146 Pitch me one of your ideas right now. 301 00:10:46,214 --> 00:10:47,448 Right now? 302 00:10:47,515 --> 00:10:48,916 Off the top of my head? 303 00:10:48,984 --> 00:10:49,650 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 304 00:10:49,718 --> 00:10:50,250 Um, bodyguards. 305 00:10:50,318 --> 00:10:52,720 What about bodyguards? 306 00:10:52,788 --> 00:10:54,789 Training bodyguards, putting them in a facility and... 307 00:10:54,856 --> 00:10:55,690 What about them? 308 00:10:55,757 --> 00:10:56,924 Oh, what about a resort? 309 00:10:56,992 --> 00:10:58,292 That's a totally different thing. 310 00:10:58,359 --> 00:11:00,360 Are you saying that because we're in a resort? 311 00:11:00,428 --> 00:11:01,462 Stick to the one thing. 312 00:11:01,529 --> 00:11:02,262 What about bodyguards? 313 00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:03,163 A resort for bodyguards? 314 00:11:03,231 --> 00:11:04,065 Oh, my God. 315 00:11:04,132 --> 00:11:06,467 Oh, hey, you must be Mr. LeFeve? 316 00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:07,534 Uh, yeah, that's me. 317 00:11:07,603 --> 00:11:09,704 Surprise. I'm all yours. 318 00:11:09,771 --> 00:11:13,340 I was told there'd just be one, but I can take both of you. 319 00:11:13,408 --> 00:11:15,676 Might get a little sore, but I'll manage. 320 00:11:15,744 --> 00:11:17,678 Okay, well, I'm out of here. 321 00:11:17,746 --> 00:11:20,081 Okay. Wait. What? 322 00:11:20,148 --> 00:11:21,782 Hey, hey, where you going? 323 00:11:21,850 --> 00:11:25,119 LeFeve's into banging little Asian boys, so we're done, right? 324 00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:27,888 If we're gonna do this thing, we need to see things through. 325 00:11:27,956 --> 00:11:31,458 Dennis, are you gonna have sex with a tiny Asian boy? 326 00:11:31,526 --> 00:11:35,529 I'm gonna see how far I can go. 327 00:11:35,597 --> 00:11:36,263 Okay. 328 00:11:36,331 --> 00:11:37,164 Are you with me? 329 00:11:37,232 --> 00:11:38,699 No. No, I'm going to leave now. 330 00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:40,835 That's your goddamn problem, pal, you don't know your limits 331 00:11:40,902 --> 00:11:42,637 'cause you're not willing to push yourself. 332 00:11:42,704 --> 00:11:43,570 I know my limits! 333 00:11:43,639 --> 00:11:44,705 This is my limit. I quit. 334 00:11:44,773 --> 00:11:45,305 You quit? 335 00:11:45,373 --> 00:11:45,906 Yes! 336 00:11:45,974 --> 00:11:48,609 Well, guess what, pal, you can't quit 'cause you're fired, Vic! 337 00:11:48,677 --> 00:11:49,576 You're out of here! 338 00:11:49,645 --> 00:11:51,512 See? You got no commitment, Vinegar! 339 00:11:51,579 --> 00:11:53,147 You're finished! 340 00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:56,751 You're never gonna get anywhere in life! 341 00:11:58,386 --> 00:12:02,189 All right, LeFeve, time to put your money where your mouth is. 342 00:12:02,257 --> 00:12:04,759 Let's kick things up a notch. 343 00:12:06,194 --> 00:12:08,629 So, only the ones set of clubs? 344 00:12:08,697 --> 00:12:10,831 Yeah, you're a caddy. 345 00:12:10,899 --> 00:12:13,901 Clubs... This is a golf... Good. Yeah, okay. 346 00:12:13,969 --> 00:12:16,937 Well, that's better than what I was about to... 347 00:12:17,005 --> 00:12:20,941 Whoo! Let me, um... Give me a minute. 348 00:12:21,009 --> 00:12:22,309 I need to switch gears. 349 00:12:22,377 --> 00:12:23,477 I almost... Yeah. 350 00:12:23,545 --> 00:12:25,713 Take your time. 351 00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:33,154 Okay, first off, your dry cleaning's all done, the 352 00:12:33,221 --> 00:12:34,155 company jet's been upgraded. 353 00:12:34,222 --> 00:12:36,023 I got rid of that piece of trash. 354 00:12:36,091 --> 00:12:36,657 Nice! 355 00:12:36,725 --> 00:12:39,459 Okay, now, secondly, I found out who the controlling 356 00:12:39,527 --> 00:12:40,627 shareholder of Atwater is. 357 00:12:40,696 --> 00:12:41,328 Who? 358 00:12:41,396 --> 00:12:43,998 Brian LeFeve. 359 00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:44,899 Who? 360 00:12:44,966 --> 00:12:46,533 Brian LeFeve. 361 00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:47,367 The wallet they found? 362 00:12:47,435 --> 00:12:47,968 Holy shit! 363 00:12:48,036 --> 00:12:48,569 Yeah. 364 00:12:48,636 --> 00:12:50,237 He was probably there to see me. 365 00:12:50,305 --> 00:12:52,406 Dennis has been going around pretending to be him, and 366 00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:53,808 stringing along the Wheeler guys. 367 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:54,675 This is great, Charlie. 368 00:12:54,743 --> 00:12:58,079 We keep the Wheeler guys off our asses, and we fix Atwater! 369 00:12:58,146 --> 00:12:59,680 Huh? Good move. 370 00:12:59,748 --> 00:13:00,715 Right? Pretty good. 371 00:13:00,782 --> 00:13:01,582 Oh, Nakashori's here. 372 00:13:01,649 --> 00:13:04,085 Yeah, but this is... Hello, Mr. Nakashori. 373 00:13:04,152 --> 00:13:06,954 Ah, welcome, welcome. 374 00:13:07,022 --> 00:13:12,259 You bring us a great honor to join with us, and we have 375 00:13:12,327 --> 00:13:16,797 many a naked woman and the fish of pleasure for you... 376 00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:18,632 Charlie, what are you doing? 377 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,701 What are you talking broken English for? 378 00:13:20,769 --> 00:13:22,703 I thought they could understand me better if I... 379 00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:23,871 No, no, no. Sit down. 380 00:13:23,939 --> 00:13:27,374 Let's eat some sushi and we'll talk business later. 381 00:13:27,442 --> 00:13:29,110 Enjoy yourself. 382 00:13:29,177 --> 00:13:30,878 So... 383 00:13:30,946 --> 00:13:32,980 A few interesting facts about our city. 384 00:13:33,048 --> 00:13:37,118 Uh, there's been an abundance of crow eggs all around Philly. 385 00:13:37,185 --> 00:13:39,954 Uh, and crows seem to be getting bigger. 386 00:13:40,021 --> 00:13:42,223 By the year and the day, even. 387 00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:44,658 And their eggs, of course, are getting bigger as well. 388 00:13:44,726 --> 00:13:48,763 Perhaps our companies, with this information, could find a way to 389 00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:52,933 create some products off these new... Charlie, Charlie... 390 00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:54,201 Excuse us. 391 00:13:54,269 --> 00:13:56,036 Charlie, come here, listen to me. 392 00:13:56,104 --> 00:13:56,837 Look at me. 393 00:13:56,905 --> 00:13:57,638 Yeah. 394 00:13:57,705 --> 00:13:58,438 You're fired. 395 00:13:58,506 --> 00:13:59,273 What? 396 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:00,074 You're fired. 397 00:14:00,142 --> 00:14:00,875 Why? 398 00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:02,777 Because you're not getting it. 399 00:14:02,844 --> 00:14:03,644 It's not sinkin' in. 400 00:14:03,711 --> 00:14:04,444 I don't get it? 401 00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:05,246 No. 402 00:14:05,313 --> 00:14:06,947 Where did you get that awesome insider info from, about 403 00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:07,748 Brian LeFeve, huh? 404 00:14:07,816 --> 00:14:08,548 That was pretty big. 405 00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:09,449 Well, that was good, Charlie. 406 00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:10,717 That's good. 407 00:14:10,786 --> 00:14:15,856 But you keep talking about products and quality and-and making things... 408 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,095 I'm sorry. 409 00:14:21,163 --> 00:14:22,305 You're out. 410 00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:37,529 Well, thanks for the insider info, Mac, but that did not work. 411 00:14:37,825 --> 00:14:39,757 Frank canned me. 412 00:14:39,877 --> 00:14:40,643 He did? 413 00:14:40,711 --> 00:14:41,444 Yeah! 414 00:14:41,512 --> 00:14:42,278 What a dick! 415 00:14:42,346 --> 00:14:44,728 You know Dennis wouldn't even listen to my business ideas? 416 00:14:44,848 --> 00:14:45,582 Are you serious? 417 00:14:45,649 --> 00:14:47,383 I'm brimming with all these great business ideas. 418 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,626 Oh, tell me about it. I don't know what to do with it. 419 00:14:48,746 --> 00:14:50,707 Oh, my God, I pitched so many good ideas... or I tried to, at least. 420 00:14:50,774 --> 00:14:52,675 And Frank shoots 'em down, 'cause he doesn't care about... 421 00:14:52,743 --> 00:14:54,377 I wish we could go into business together, you know? 422 00:14:54,444 --> 00:14:56,044 That would be... that would be good, it would make sense. 423 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,481 Yeah, well, I feel like you and I... you and I understand each other. 424 00:14:58,548 --> 00:14:59,281 We click, you know? 425 00:14:59,349 --> 00:15:01,285 I have to warn you, though, that it's all about the product for me. 426 00:15:01,405 --> 00:15:02,447 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 427 00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:03,772 That's what I was saying to Frank the entire time. 428 00:15:03,883 --> 00:15:05,616 That's what people care about, is the product. 429 00:15:05,684 --> 00:15:07,153 It's all about the product, right? He only cares about money. 430 00:15:07,262 --> 00:15:08,095 Money has nothing to do with it. 431 00:15:08,163 --> 00:15:10,564 It's about a... Oh... You and I are on the same page. 432 00:15:10,632 --> 00:15:13,268 I know, we're always clicking with... And we have insane business savvy, and I feel like... 433 00:15:13,764 --> 00:15:14,783 Excuse me. 434 00:15:16,941 --> 00:15:18,162 I need to speak to the owners. 435 00:15:18,282 --> 00:15:19,016 Yeah, that's us. 436 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:19,850 Yeah, yeah. 437 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,895 Does the name Brian LeFeve mean anything to you guys? 438 00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:32,877 Okay, LeFeve, enough. 439 00:15:32,997 --> 00:15:36,600 We took you out the yacht, we took you to the zoo, we took you to that massage 440 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,902 parlor and paid to have them jerk you both off. 441 00:15:38,989 --> 00:15:39,955 The meeting's about to start. 442 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,657 We need to know, are you going to sell or not? 443 00:15:41,725 --> 00:15:43,486 Guys, we are almost there. 444 00:15:43,606 --> 00:15:45,440 I promise you, we are so close. 445 00:15:45,508 --> 00:15:47,576 Oh, okay! 446 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:51,847 All right, I want to welcome all of you Atwater investors, and 447 00:15:51,915 --> 00:15:59,088 especially our controlling shareholder, Mr. Brian LeFeve. 448 00:15:59,155 --> 00:16:00,322 Thanks, Frank. 449 00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:01,290 Oh. 450 00:16:01,358 --> 00:16:02,191 Thank you. 451 00:16:02,259 --> 00:16:02,992 All right. 452 00:16:03,059 --> 00:16:06,929 I'm very excited about your passion for the company, so let's get right down to business. 453 00:16:06,997 --> 00:16:08,597 Not so fast! 454 00:16:08,664 --> 00:16:10,766 There's something you all need to know about Atwater! 455 00:16:12,335 --> 00:16:14,469 Prepare to have your minds blown. 456 00:16:14,537 --> 00:16:15,371 We got a video. 457 00:16:15,438 --> 00:16:16,372 Boom! 458 00:16:16,439 --> 00:16:17,339 Huh? 459 00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:20,442 What up? 460 00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:22,978 Are you ready for the best idea ever? 461 00:16:23,046 --> 00:16:24,079 Do you have money? 462 00:16:24,147 --> 00:16:26,481 Do you want even more money? 463 00:16:26,549 --> 00:16:28,017 Well, guess what? 464 00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:31,620 We've got a great idea for you. 465 00:16:31,687 --> 00:16:34,990 I... no, I told you not to... stay out of my peripheral through the whole... 466 00:16:35,058 --> 00:16:35,824 ...two, one. 467 00:16:35,892 --> 00:16:36,625 Fight Milk! 468 00:16:36,692 --> 00:16:43,632 The first alcoholic, dairy-based protein drink for bodyguards... By bodyguard! 469 00:16:43,699 --> 00:16:46,001 I drink it every morning so I can fight like the crow. 470 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:47,803 Just get out of the way. 471 00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:48,637 There we go. 472 00:16:48,704 --> 00:16:51,040 It's all about the product shot. 473 00:16:51,107 --> 00:16:51,706 Where do I stand? 474 00:16:51,774 --> 00:16:55,311 Don't do the whole... I wanted for them to see the whole... Fight Milk! 475 00:16:56,612 --> 00:16:57,712 Crow's egg! 476 00:16:58,949 --> 00:17:00,082 Milk! 477 00:17:01,217 --> 00:17:02,918 Made fresh. 478 00:17:02,986 --> 00:17:04,786 By bodyguards. 479 00:17:04,854 --> 00:17:05,787 And Charlie. 480 00:17:05,855 --> 00:17:06,533 What up? 481 00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:09,992 Watch as profits soar high as a crow. 482 00:17:14,624 --> 00:17:16,893 Watch your profits soar high as a crow. 483 00:17:17,795 --> 00:17:18,561 Ow. 484 00:17:18,628 --> 00:17:19,361 Sorry. 485 00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:21,103 Wait, I thought we said I was gonna... Profits... Yeah, go with your right. 486 00:17:21,231 --> 00:17:21,997 To the right hand. 487 00:17:22,065 --> 00:17:23,632 Uh, anyway, who wants to invest? 488 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,634 So what's this got to do with Atwater? 489 00:17:25,702 --> 00:17:26,468 Oh, nothing. 490 00:17:26,536 --> 00:17:28,671 No, um, we just didn't want to lead with the Atwater news 491 00:17:28,738 --> 00:17:31,440 because we figured you wouldn't stick around to watch the video. 492 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,322 So what's the news? 493 00:17:33,442 --> 00:17:34,242 Oh! Yeah, right. 494 00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:36,411 Well, that's not Brian LeFeve! 495 00:17:38,547 --> 00:17:40,882 This is Brian LeFeve. 496 00:17:42,084 --> 00:17:42,984 Yeah. 497 00:17:43,052 --> 00:17:45,153 Yeah, apparently he came to the bar to talk to Frank, and I 498 00:17:45,221 --> 00:17:48,390 didn't recognize him from his picture in his wallet, but I did 499 00:17:48,457 --> 00:17:50,492 recognize it when I saw that dead face in the morgue. 500 00:17:50,559 --> 00:17:52,193 Yeah, I was like, I remember that dude, yeah. 501 00:17:52,261 --> 00:17:53,194 Yeah. 502 00:17:53,262 --> 00:17:55,063 He came to the bar, and I remember he had to take a piss. 503 00:17:55,131 --> 00:17:57,598 Yeah, he was having a couple drinks and then... But Charlie was in the 504 00:17:57,666 --> 00:17:58,533 bathroom cleaning it out. 505 00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,367 I was working. 506 00:17:59,435 --> 00:18:01,169 I'm like, "Dude, take it out to the alley." 507 00:18:01,237 --> 00:18:04,305 And then I guess he's out in the alley, he comes back in, he forgot his wallet. 508 00:18:04,373 --> 00:18:05,340 Mac's like, "ID please." 509 00:18:05,408 --> 00:18:07,509 Yeah, he doesn't get in without an ID. 510 00:18:07,576 --> 00:18:08,309 That's just the rule. 511 00:18:08,377 --> 00:18:10,311 The guy's got no ID, so now he's roaming around the alleyway 512 00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:11,246 looking for his wallet. 513 00:18:11,313 --> 00:18:13,948 Crackhead comes up to him, says, "Hey, man, give me your money." 514 00:18:14,016 --> 00:18:15,950 And the guy's like, "I can't, I got no money." 515 00:18:16,018 --> 00:18:16,851 And he's like, "Bullshit." 516 00:18:16,919 --> 00:18:19,421 He got stabbed a bunch around the abdomen and... uh, kind of 517 00:18:19,488 --> 00:18:22,990 bled out and sort of died. 518 00:18:23,059 --> 00:18:23,858 Why do you got his finger? 519 00:18:23,926 --> 00:18:24,825 Oh. 520 00:18:25,827 --> 00:18:28,563 Well, the whole finger thing is... This was a miscommunication. 521 00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:29,630 This is a stupid thing, man. 522 00:18:29,698 --> 00:18:32,133 This guy here... He's like, "Dude, get a fingerprint." 523 00:18:32,201 --> 00:18:33,201 And I heard, "Get a fingertip." 524 00:18:33,269 --> 00:18:35,270 And I chopped his finger off really quick and then I'm like, 525 00:18:35,337 --> 00:18:36,104 "Is this what you want?" 526 00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:37,272 He starts screaming, you know. 527 00:18:37,339 --> 00:18:38,940 Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 528 00:18:39,007 --> 00:18:43,010 If Brian LeFeve is dead... then who the hell are these people? 529 00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:46,714 Just a couple of people who totally got off, bro. 530 00:18:46,782 --> 00:18:47,715 What? 531 00:18:47,783 --> 00:18:48,516 You did? 532 00:18:48,584 --> 00:18:50,151 Mm... Are you serious? 533 00:18:50,219 --> 00:18:50,985 Mm-hmm, yeah. 534 00:18:51,053 --> 00:18:51,953 Just... during this? 535 00:18:53,021 --> 00:18:54,255 Big time, yeah. 536 00:18:54,323 --> 00:18:56,191 Oh, yeah, I got off a couple times when we were watching the 537 00:18:56,258 --> 00:18:57,058 video presentation. 538 00:18:57,126 --> 00:18:58,826 Then when he called me out for not being Brian LeFeve? 539 00:18:58,894 --> 00:19:00,308 Whoo, that got me big time. 540 00:19:00,428 --> 00:19:01,161 That did it? 541 00:19:01,229 --> 00:19:01,995 Oh, man, did I get off. 542 00:19:02,063 --> 00:19:03,147 Yeah, and then he showed the finger. 543 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,465 - That was the big one. - A dead finger got you off. 544 00:19:05,533 --> 00:19:06,604 - That was the climax, really. - I am so confused. 545 00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,668 Oh, my God, it was amazing. 546 00:19:08,736 --> 00:19:09,502 It was mostly sexual. 547 00:19:09,570 --> 00:19:10,304 God damn you, okay? 548 00:19:10,371 --> 00:19:11,138 You know what? 549 00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:12,940 I could've gotten some cash out of these men. 550 00:19:13,007 --> 00:19:14,774 I could've gotten a free pair of shoes, but no, you said, "Hang 551 00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:16,643 in there, I'll help you get off, I'll help you get off, Dee. 552 00:19:16,711 --> 00:19:17,544 I'll show you how to do it." 553 00:19:17,611 --> 00:19:19,346 And then you leave me all on my own to try and just get off all 554 00:19:19,413 --> 00:19:21,009 by myself without even... I did everything that I could. 555 00:19:21,129 --> 00:19:22,272 I don't understand why you couldn't get off. 556 00:19:22,392 --> 00:19:23,125 It's not my fault. 557 00:19:23,193 --> 00:19:24,126 Some women just don't know how. 558 00:19:24,194 --> 00:19:24,928 What?! 559 00:19:24,995 --> 00:19:25,862 I don't know what it is. 560 00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:26,663 You know? 561 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,464 Sometimes it's only the guy who gets off. 562 00:19:28,532 --> 00:19:31,100 Well, look, I don't know what the hell's going on over there. 563 00:19:31,168 --> 00:19:34,571 But I can tell you something, that there is something really, 564 00:19:34,638 --> 00:19:37,674 palpable, wonderful going on over here. 565 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,109 I love this company. 566 00:19:40,177 --> 00:19:42,525 I love it more than life. 567 00:19:42,645 --> 00:19:43,846 I built this company with these hands. 568 00:19:43,914 --> 00:19:45,481 Built it from the ground up. 569 00:19:45,549 --> 00:19:47,784 This is a comp... 570 00:19:47,851 --> 00:19:50,419 Excuse me. 571 00:19:50,487 --> 00:19:52,889 Hello? 572 00:19:52,957 --> 00:19:54,420 It's done? 573 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,604 Oh. Good. 574 00:19:56,724 --> 00:19:57,359 Right. 575 00:19:58,147 --> 00:20:01,756 All right, that's it. It's over, you can all go. The company's gone. 576 00:20:02,232 --> 00:20:03,792 What are you talking about? 577 00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:07,218 I stripped the company, sold it to the Chinks, and they shut it down. 578 00:20:08,281 --> 00:20:10,249 In a sense, you're all fired. 579 00:20:10,316 --> 00:20:11,216 Out. 580 00:20:11,284 --> 00:20:12,050 You can all go. 581 00:20:12,118 --> 00:20:12,965 Thank you, and good-bye. 582 00:20:13,085 --> 00:20:14,083 Get out, get out, go. 583 00:20:14,203 --> 00:20:15,754 Frank, whoa, whoa. 584 00:20:15,821 --> 00:20:17,848 I... dude, I do not understand. 585 00:20:18,101 --> 00:20:18,901 I thought you loved the company. 586 00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:20,042 I do. 587 00:20:20,162 --> 00:20:20,895 But not more than money. 588 00:20:20,963 --> 00:20:22,730 And I just made a shitload of it. 589 00:20:22,798 --> 00:20:23,564 You get it? 590 00:20:23,632 --> 00:20:24,532 Yeah. 591 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:25,949 See, Charlie? 592 00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:28,017 Speaking of which, tell me more about this Crowtein. 593 00:20:28,339 --> 00:20:38,985 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 594 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:45,669 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org