1 00:00:03,392 --> 00:00:04,192 God! 2 00:00:07,531 --> 00:00:09,764 Run! 3 00:00:09,766 --> 00:00:11,164 Where are you guys?! 4 00:00:13,165 --> 00:00:14,331 What's happening?! 5 00:00:14,333 --> 00:00:15,264 Over here! 6 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:16,198 Over here! 7 00:00:17,334 --> 00:00:18,267 Where are you? 8 00:00:18,269 --> 00:00:18,903 Frank! 9 00:00:18,905 --> 00:00:19,770 Charlie! 10 00:00:19,772 --> 00:00:20,837 My God! 11 00:00:22,541 --> 00:00:23,439 Over here. 12 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:24,441 We're all here?! 13 00:00:24,443 --> 00:00:25,176 We're all here?! 14 00:00:25,178 --> 00:00:26,043 Guys! 15 00:00:27,779 --> 00:00:28,577 Stop! 16 00:00:28,579 --> 00:00:30,578 Stop where you are! 17 00:00:33,081 --> 00:00:36,415 You four got some explaining to do. 18 00:00:42,016 --> 00:00:44,960 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 19 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:52,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 20 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:07,024 I got 15 different wedding guests out there with various 21 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:08,892 degrees of injury. 22 00:01:08,894 --> 00:01:11,695 I got a groom... face is half gone! 23 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,062 And I'm still missing a bride. 24 00:01:13,064 --> 00:01:15,464 I don't know what happened back there, but we are innocent. 25 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:16,506 We're completely innocent. 26 00:01:16,507 --> 00:01:19,795 Yeah, well, you four bozos are the only people on the scene 27 00:01:19,796 --> 00:01:20,636 that weren't invited. 28 00:01:20,638 --> 00:01:22,771 So you can see how bad this looks. 29 00:01:22,773 --> 00:01:25,407 Now, who is Mr. Dennis Reynolds? 30 00:01:25,409 --> 00:01:27,877 That's me. 31 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:31,247 Hello, Dennis. 32 00:01:31,249 --> 00:01:34,150 Those are some interesting marks on your neck. 33 00:01:34,152 --> 00:01:35,217 Let me guess. 34 00:01:35,219 --> 00:01:39,588 Ex-wife's getting remarried, you get a little jealous. 35 00:01:39,590 --> 00:01:43,593 Get your buddies together, you decide to break up that party. 36 00:01:43,595 --> 00:01:48,998 So you crash the wedding, get a little tipsy, things take a violent turn. 37 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,933 No, no, no, look. 38 00:01:50,935 --> 00:01:53,436 That is the exact opposite of what I wanted to happen. 39 00:01:53,438 --> 00:01:57,240 I wanted to make sure that that wedding happened! 40 00:01:57,242 --> 00:02:00,243 Why is Maureen getting married in the middle of the woods? 41 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:00,852 I don't know. 42 00:02:00,853 --> 00:02:02,693 Some people find the woods romantic, I guess. 43 00:02:02,694 --> 00:02:04,254 And why get married on Friday the 13th? 44 00:02:04,255 --> 00:02:05,015 It's a monster day. 45 00:02:05,017 --> 00:02:06,645 I don't know and I don't care. 46 00:02:06,646 --> 00:02:08,486 I just want to make sure the wedding happens. 47 00:02:08,487 --> 00:02:09,607 I'm tired of paying alimony. 48 00:02:09,608 --> 00:02:10,728 Well, we got your back, bro. 49 00:02:10,729 --> 00:02:11,636 Don't worry about that. 50 00:02:11,637 --> 00:02:12,957 I don't need you to have my back. 51 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:15,358 Three people crashing a wedding... it's gonna make a scene. 52 00:02:15,359 --> 00:02:17,119 Why couldn't you just let me do this alone? 53 00:02:17,121 --> 00:02:18,721 Just don't like getting bussed up there. 54 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:20,122 I feel like we're gonna be trapped. 55 00:02:20,123 --> 00:02:21,832 I don't, I don't like any of this. 56 00:02:21,834 --> 00:02:22,967 No. 57 00:02:22,969 --> 00:02:24,369 No, no. 58 00:02:24,371 --> 00:02:25,703 I don't like this place already. 59 00:02:25,705 --> 00:02:27,305 This is a strange place, right? 60 00:02:27,307 --> 00:02:28,640 I'm seeing a lot of bats. 61 00:02:28,642 --> 00:02:30,041 Yeah, there's bats everywhere. 62 00:02:30,043 --> 00:02:30,675 You know why? 63 00:02:30,677 --> 00:02:31,797 'Cause it's Friday the 13th. 64 00:02:31,798 --> 00:02:32,510 No, no, no, stop. 65 00:02:32,512 --> 00:02:33,472 Will you stop with that? 66 00:02:33,473 --> 00:02:35,213 It's not because it's Friday the 13th. 67 00:02:35,215 --> 00:02:35,981 We're in the woods. 68 00:02:35,983 --> 00:02:36,783 Stop being paranoid. 69 00:02:36,784 --> 00:02:37,683 Still, this is creepy. 70 00:02:37,685 --> 00:02:39,851 I mean, who gets married in a spot like this? 71 00:02:39,853 --> 00:02:41,219 Jesus Christ! 72 00:02:41,221 --> 00:02:42,654 You guys crashing my wedding? 73 00:02:42,656 --> 00:02:43,288 Wait. 74 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:43,988 What?! 75 00:02:43,990 --> 00:02:44,689 You?! 76 00:02:44,691 --> 00:02:47,125 Wait, Liam, you're marrying Maureen? 77 00:02:47,127 --> 00:02:47,859 Big-time. 78 00:02:47,861 --> 00:02:49,027 Don't be jelly. 79 00:02:49,029 --> 00:02:50,862 What the hell is going on here? 80 00:02:50,864 --> 00:02:51,629 What's your angle? 81 00:02:51,631 --> 00:02:54,365 Oldest angle in the book, my friend. 82 00:02:54,367 --> 00:02:55,633 : Love. 83 00:02:55,635 --> 00:02:56,634 I don't buy this, okay? 84 00:02:56,636 --> 00:02:58,503 I thought you were in love with Ryan. 85 00:02:58,505 --> 00:03:00,145 What's your brother think about all this? 86 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:00,972 Ryan's dead to me. 87 00:03:00,974 --> 00:03:01,574 Do you hear me? 88 00:03:01,575 --> 00:03:03,677 He's dead! 89 00:03:03,679 --> 00:03:06,348 So, I take it he doesn't approve? 90 00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:08,516 That's a negative, Ronald McDonald. 91 00:03:08,518 --> 00:03:11,820 Now, I'd ask you guys to leave, but I'm just too damn happy. 92 00:03:15,058 --> 00:03:18,362 See you bitches on the dance floor. 93 00:03:21,132 --> 00:03:22,399 I don't like this, okay? 94 00:03:22,401 --> 00:03:24,202 This is a McPoyle-Ponderosa wedding. 95 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,270 This is, this is bad. 96 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:27,592 Look, look, if you're gonna be here, I need your support. 97 00:03:27,593 --> 00:03:30,353 You need to help me make sure this wedding goes off without a hitch. 98 00:03:30,354 --> 00:03:32,944 Hold on. What made you think this wasn't gonna happen? 99 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:37,249 Mac had heard there were some people there who wanted to ruin the wedding. 100 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:39,551 Who? 101 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,218 Him. 102 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:43,388 That is bullshit! 103 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,859 I was there to support my buddy. 104 00:03:46,861 --> 00:03:48,394 That was a swervy road. 105 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,095 Yeah. 106 00:03:49,097 --> 00:03:50,257 What are you guys doing here? 107 00:03:50,258 --> 00:03:51,230 My God, I knew it. 108 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:52,765 You're here to break up this wedding. 109 00:03:52,767 --> 00:03:53,899 What are you talking about? 110 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,868 I'm here to support my friend, Bill Ponderosa. 111 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,136 I'm his AA sponsor! 112 00:03:58,138 --> 00:03:58,870 Bullshit! 113 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,773 You two love the fact that I have to pay alimony the rest of my life. 114 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:04,335 You love the power you have over me with this financial burden. 115 00:04:04,336 --> 00:04:06,656 You know what, Dennis, not everything is about you, okay? 116 00:04:06,657 --> 00:04:07,746 I am here to support Frank. 117 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,614 No, you two are here to make a scene. 118 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,085 If anybody's making a scene, it's you! 119 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,255 I just got tagged by a bat! 120 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:16,889 He got you. 121 00:04:16,891 --> 00:04:17,489 I got tagged! 122 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:18,491 Suck out the poison, Dee! 123 00:04:18,493 --> 00:04:19,653 I'm not sucking on your head. 124 00:04:19,654 --> 00:04:20,134 Suck it out! 125 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,760 I'll give you $200, you suck it out. 126 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:22,561 $200? I'll do it! 127 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:24,030 I'll do it for $200. 128 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:24,729 Suck it quick. 129 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:25,371 What are you...? 130 00:04:25,372 --> 00:04:27,452 This is the kind of thing that I was talking about! 131 00:04:27,453 --> 00:04:28,053 Suck it harder! 132 00:04:28,054 --> 00:04:28,694 Go home, please! 133 00:04:28,695 --> 00:04:29,300 Suck it harder! 134 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:29,867 I got it. 135 00:04:29,868 --> 00:04:30,668 Did you swallow it?! 136 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:31,550 Of course I swallowed. 137 00:04:31,552 --> 00:04:32,472 Make yourself throw up! 138 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:33,713 Yeah, you swallowed the poison! 139 00:04:33,714 --> 00:04:34,638 Get it out! Get it out! 140 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:35,272 Vomit! Vomit! 141 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:36,074 What are you doing?! 142 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:37,607 There is no poison from a bat! 143 00:04:37,609 --> 00:04:38,729 No! You are gonna ruin this! 144 00:04:38,730 --> 00:04:40,076 You're all gonna ruin this! 145 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:43,513 You all right? 146 00:04:43,515 --> 00:04:44,615 It won't come, Frank. 147 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:45,249 Deandra. 148 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:45,850 Yeah? 149 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:47,685 Let's go break up this wedding. 150 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:48,586 Stop, stop! 151 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,922 So you were there to break up the wedding. 152 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:52,791 Shit. 153 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,293 Did I just say that part? 154 00:04:54,295 --> 00:04:55,094 Yeah. 155 00:04:55,096 --> 00:04:56,863 Why did you want to break up the wedding? 156 00:04:56,865 --> 00:04:58,465 For all the things he just said. 157 00:04:58,467 --> 00:04:59,499 That was accurate. 158 00:04:59,501 --> 00:05:02,168 But it wasn't just our idea to break up the wedding. 159 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:04,203 Not at first. 160 00:05:04,205 --> 00:05:09,108 Last week, we had a visitor at the bar. 161 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:21,954 They have to be stopped. 162 00:05:21,956 --> 00:05:25,458 The McPoyle bloodline's been pure and clean for a thousand years. 163 00:05:25,460 --> 00:05:26,792 This marriage is an abomination. 164 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:30,697 Now, when you say "pure and clean ," you mean what, exactly? 165 00:05:30,699 --> 00:05:32,832 Means we haven't bred outside the bloodline. 166 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:34,400 For a thousand years? 167 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,869 Yeah. 168 00:05:35,871 --> 00:05:37,137 That makes a lot of sense. 169 00:05:37,139 --> 00:05:39,473 Dennis knows Maureen better than anyone. 170 00:05:39,475 --> 00:05:41,575 Only he can talk her out of this. 171 00:05:41,577 --> 00:05:47,147 The last thing Dennis wants to do is break up this wedding. 172 00:05:47,149 --> 00:05:49,183 But we do. 173 00:05:53,822 --> 00:05:55,589 Okay, I brought a disguise. 174 00:05:55,591 --> 00:05:56,523 Meh! 175 00:05:56,525 --> 00:05:57,765 They're gonna know who you are. 176 00:05:57,766 --> 00:05:58,759 This will work. 177 00:05:58,761 --> 00:06:01,829 Now sneak me in so we can go kill Maureen. 178 00:06:01,831 --> 00:06:02,763 Kill? 179 00:06:02,765 --> 00:06:04,365 Who said anything about killing anybody? 180 00:06:04,366 --> 00:06:05,666 No one's killing anyone. 181 00:06:05,668 --> 00:06:08,135 We'll sneak you in to Liam so you guys can talk or bang or 182 00:06:08,136 --> 00:06:09,336 whatever it is you want to do. 183 00:06:09,338 --> 00:06:10,236 Frank! 184 00:06:10,238 --> 00:06:11,204 Frank! 185 00:06:11,206 --> 00:06:12,438 Thank God you're here, man. 186 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,773 I am not gonna make it. 187 00:06:13,775 --> 00:06:15,240 I am itching to get blitzed. 188 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,942 Weddings are a big trigger for me, man. 189 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,210 Why are you telling me this? 190 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:19,244 You're my sponsor, Frank. 191 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:19,878 Come on. 192 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:20,712 My support system. 193 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:21,579 Right, right, right. 194 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:22,213 Of course. 195 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,881 So, do whatever you feel is best. 196 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,717 Well, I feel it would be best if I pounded a beer. 197 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:27,952 I'll support that decision. 198 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:28,619 I wish I could. 199 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:30,421 I mean, it's a dry wedding, for God's sakes. 200 00:06:30,422 --> 00:06:31,923 They're serving milk. 201 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:34,225 I feel like maybe I should do some drugs then, you know? 202 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,026 That bad? 203 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:35,760 You earned it. 204 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:36,394 Yeah. 205 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,862 You do whatever you feel like. 206 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:38,763 You're a good person. 207 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:39,397 Frank. 208 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:40,632 Cool, cool. 209 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:41,266 Thank you. 210 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:41,966 Thank you. 211 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:42,800 Diddly Dee. 212 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:43,434 Miss me? 213 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:44,202 Don't answer that. 214 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:44,803 All right. 215 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:46,738 Catch you guys later. 216 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,607 You're a bad sponsor. 217 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:49,241 Why? 218 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:51,143 I supported every decision he wanted to make. 219 00:06:51,145 --> 00:06:51,943 Stop wasting time! 220 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:52,811 God! 221 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:53,945 Let's go find Liam. 222 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,213 Shit! 223 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,414 Don't hit me. 224 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:22,508 Things have already taken a bit of a dark turn, it would seem. 225 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:23,242 Yeah. 226 00:07:23,244 --> 00:07:25,364 Okay, I need to get to Maureen before Frank and Dee. 227 00:07:25,365 --> 00:07:26,079 All right? 228 00:07:26,081 --> 00:07:27,280 We'll come with you. 229 00:07:27,282 --> 00:07:28,749 No, just hang back. 230 00:07:28,751 --> 00:07:31,318 I got this, okay? 231 00:07:35,857 --> 00:07:37,991 Dude, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 232 00:07:37,993 --> 00:07:38,625 Yeah. 233 00:07:38,627 --> 00:07:40,193 We could definitely get laid here. 234 00:07:40,195 --> 00:07:42,196 What? 235 00:07:45,734 --> 00:07:47,801 Maureen, I need to speak with you. 236 00:07:47,803 --> 00:07:48,502 Dennis! 237 00:07:48,504 --> 00:07:50,103 OMG, what are you doing here? 238 00:07:50,105 --> 00:07:53,015 Well, I have reason to believe that someone is here to 239 00:07:53,016 --> 00:07:55,376 destroy this special day for you, so I'm sure to make sure 240 00:07:55,378 --> 00:07:56,311 that doesn't happen. 241 00:07:56,313 --> 00:07:57,879 That is so sweet, Dennis. 242 00:07:57,881 --> 00:08:01,216 I also brought along some legal documents, so if we could 243 00:08:01,218 --> 00:08:02,517 just wrap this up lickety-split. 244 00:08:02,519 --> 00:08:04,118 Legal documents? What? 245 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:07,222 Yeah, I realize my timing is a little unorthodox, but, I 246 00:08:07,224 --> 00:08:09,891 figure what better way to make sure your union is totally 247 00:08:09,893 --> 00:08:13,561 complete than by having you sign these documents that I need you to sign? 248 00:08:13,563 --> 00:08:16,564 So if I can just get your signature right here, and I'll 249 00:08:16,566 --> 00:08:19,601 run up and get Liam's signature, and this'll be on the books and 250 00:08:19,603 --> 00:08:22,503 your wedding... Muh! 251 00:08:27,944 --> 00:08:32,981 My Maureen, you've... you've enhanced yourself. 252 00:08:32,983 --> 00:08:34,750 Yeah, I got my tooth fixed. 253 00:08:34,752 --> 00:08:35,984 I'm talking about your tits! 254 00:08:35,986 --> 00:08:37,586 You big, giant new titties, Maureen! 255 00:08:37,588 --> 00:08:38,820 Why would you do that now? 256 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,822 Why not when we were together when I could've...? 257 00:08:40,823 --> 00:08:42,223 I told you I was willing to change. 258 00:08:42,224 --> 00:08:43,993 Yeah, but I didn't know you meant physically, 259 00:08:43,994 --> 00:08:45,294 that you would change physically. 260 00:08:45,295 --> 00:08:47,063 Why weren't you more clear with me, Maureen? 261 00:08:47,064 --> 00:08:48,064 All right, you know what? 262 00:08:48,065 --> 00:08:49,225 I'm not gonna get distracted. 263 00:08:49,226 --> 00:08:51,826 Just, just sign right here... Wait! What are you doing in here?! 264 00:08:51,827 --> 00:08:53,627 You can't see the bride before the ceremony! 265 00:08:53,628 --> 00:08:54,200 No, no! 266 00:08:54,202 --> 00:08:54,734 Get out! 267 00:08:54,736 --> 00:08:56,236 I just need her to sign this! 268 00:08:56,238 --> 00:08:57,370 No! Get out of here! 269 00:08:57,372 --> 00:08:58,412 Wait, wait, wait! Maureen! 270 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,741 No matter what happens, you got to go through with this! 271 00:09:00,743 --> 00:09:01,174 Out! 272 00:09:01,176 --> 00:09:03,008 Liam is your destiny, Maureen! 273 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:15,801 Here he comes. 274 00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:16,550 I didn't get it. 275 00:09:16,551 --> 00:09:17,951 I mean, I'm so close, I'm so close. 276 00:09:17,952 --> 00:09:19,865 Do you know where Liam is? Maybe I can get his signature first. 277 00:09:19,866 --> 00:09:20,695 I didn't see him anywhere. 278 00:09:20,696 --> 00:09:22,216 I'm sorry, but I got to bring this up. 279 00:09:22,217 --> 00:09:23,497 Things are getting really weird. 280 00:09:23,498 --> 00:09:24,778 I mean, check out Pappy McPoyle. 281 00:09:30,013 --> 00:09:32,279 What is that all about? 282 00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:34,549 I'll tell you what that's all about. 283 00:09:34,551 --> 00:09:37,018 Zombies. 284 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:38,019 Zombies? 285 00:09:38,021 --> 00:09:42,457 I seen it once before in a rat, and I seen it now in men. 286 00:09:42,459 --> 00:09:46,728 Once one gets a taste for its own kind, it can spread through 287 00:09:46,730 --> 00:09:48,997 the pack like a wildfire. 288 00:09:48,999 --> 00:09:53,368 Mindlessly chomping and biting at their own hinds. 289 00:09:53,370 --> 00:09:56,906 Nothing but the taste of flesh on their minds. 290 00:09:56,908 --> 00:09:58,874 You know the thing about a rat? 291 00:09:58,876 --> 00:10:01,811 It's got life in its eyes. 292 00:10:01,813 --> 00:10:05,348 Black eyes like a doll's eye. 293 00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:09,319 Don't seem to be living at all when it come at ya. 294 00:10:09,321 --> 00:10:11,322 Till it bites ya. 295 00:10:11,324 --> 00:10:14,892 And then the eyes roll over white. 296 00:10:14,894 --> 00:10:18,495 You don't hear nothing but the screaming and the hollering. 297 00:10:18,497 --> 00:10:19,597 What are you doing?! 298 00:10:19,599 --> 00:10:22,532 Are you doing the speech from Jaws? 299 00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,267 - Nah... - Are you doing Jaws? 300 00:10:24,269 --> 00:10:26,102 We don't have time for this shit. 301 00:10:26,104 --> 00:10:26,903 This is serious. 302 00:10:26,905 --> 00:10:28,237 Look, it wasn't zombies, okay? 303 00:10:28,239 --> 00:10:29,271 Really? 304 00:10:29,273 --> 00:10:30,105 Yeah. 305 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:34,042 Then you explain what happened next. 306 00:10:37,313 --> 00:10:40,282 Okay, it's time to get out of here. 307 00:10:40,284 --> 00:10:42,083 I mean, look at that guy. 308 00:10:42,085 --> 00:10:46,188 The McPoyles sprung from my loins, fully formed! 309 00:10:46,190 --> 00:10:48,223 One of them babies tried to eat me! 310 00:10:48,225 --> 00:10:49,691 I ate him first! 311 00:10:49,693 --> 00:10:50,759 I ate him first! 312 00:10:52,745 --> 00:10:54,225 Okay, I'm with Charlie. I'm leaving. 313 00:10:54,226 --> 00:10:55,706 Wait. You guys are just gonna leave? 314 00:10:55,707 --> 00:10:56,907 You're gonna, you're gonna go? 315 00:10:56,908 --> 00:10:57,548 Yeah, we're out. 316 00:10:57,549 --> 00:10:58,989 You know what? I don't give a shit. 317 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,333 Yeah, go, go, go. Yeah, get the hell out of here! 318 00:11:01,334 --> 00:11:03,305 I didn't want you here in the first place! 319 00:11:13,717 --> 00:11:17,620 Yeah, I understand the McPoyle bloodline's very strong. 320 00:11:17,622 --> 00:11:20,289 Legions of us thousand sturdy ones ruled this fine land. 321 00:11:20,291 --> 00:11:22,825 Our bloodline was as pure as the driven snow. 322 00:11:22,827 --> 00:11:25,495 And then what happened? 323 00:11:25,497 --> 00:11:27,263 Syphilis killed about half of us. 324 00:11:27,933 --> 00:11:29,999 Mongoloidism got most of the rest. 325 00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:30,567 Right. 326 00:11:30,569 --> 00:11:31,067 Yep. 327 00:11:31,069 --> 00:11:33,937 Well, there's somebody inside who wants to talk to you about this. 328 00:11:58,898 --> 00:12:00,532 Who's this guy? 329 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,537 Ryan! 330 00:12:04,539 --> 00:12:05,671 We need to talk! 331 00:12:05,673 --> 00:12:07,273 We'll leave you guys alone. 332 00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:12,095 Let them hash it out themselves. 333 00:12:12,096 --> 00:12:13,024 It'll bust up. 334 00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:22,166 What the hell is that? 335 00:12:22,168 --> 00:12:23,668 Holy shit. 336 00:12:29,742 --> 00:12:30,676 I'm gonna go. 337 00:12:30,678 --> 00:12:31,677 No, no, no, Deandra! 338 00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:32,211 What? 339 00:12:32,213 --> 00:12:34,313 - No, you gotta stay! - I don't have to stay. 340 00:12:34,315 --> 00:12:35,314 You gotta finish this. 341 00:12:35,316 --> 00:12:36,682 I'm not going to. 342 00:12:36,684 --> 00:12:37,783 But we're not done! 343 00:12:37,785 --> 00:12:39,351 Don't, don't go out there! 344 00:12:39,353 --> 00:12:40,953 Deandra! 345 00:12:40,955 --> 00:12:43,821 And we never saw Dee again. 346 00:12:43,823 --> 00:12:44,789 No. 347 00:12:44,791 --> 00:12:45,289 No. 348 00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:46,157 We saw Dee. 349 00:12:46,159 --> 00:12:46,691 Yeah. 350 00:12:46,693 --> 00:12:49,727 Yeah, that's when the shit started hitting the fan. 351 00:12:49,729 --> 00:12:50,895 Look, there's Dee! Dee! 352 00:12:50,897 --> 00:12:51,996 Dee! Don't go down there! 353 00:12:51,998 --> 00:12:52,997 Do not go down there! 354 00:12:52,999 --> 00:12:54,898 We just got attacked by a bunch of zombies! 355 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,367 Yeah, and the shuttle bus is gone! 356 00:12:56,369 --> 00:12:57,968 A zombie must have stolen your car! 357 00:12:57,970 --> 00:12:58,869 Your car is gone! 358 00:12:58,871 --> 00:13:00,004 There's no way out of here! 359 00:13:00,006 --> 00:13:01,172 There's no way out! 360 00:13:02,742 --> 00:13:03,975 What are you doing? 361 00:13:14,555 --> 00:13:16,255 She's infected! She's infected! 362 00:13:17,491 --> 00:13:20,493 Liam? Liam?! 363 00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:23,529 Liam! Hello, Liam? 364 00:13:23,531 --> 00:13:24,263 Frank? 365 00:13:24,265 --> 00:13:26,265 Hi, Dennis. 366 00:13:26,267 --> 00:13:27,432 What did you do with Liam? 367 00:13:27,434 --> 00:13:28,233 You're too late. 368 00:13:28,235 --> 00:13:29,568 He's getting talked out of it! 369 00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:30,669 Ha-ha-ha! 370 00:13:30,671 --> 00:13:31,603 Get out of my way. 371 00:13:31,605 --> 00:13:32,170 No! 372 00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:35,540 Get out of my way, Frank! 373 00:13:40,979 --> 00:13:42,413 Hey, man. 374 00:13:42,415 --> 00:13:44,749 What are you guys doing? 375 00:13:44,751 --> 00:13:48,852 I'm begging Liam for forgiveness! 376 00:13:48,854 --> 00:13:50,788 It's time we move on. 377 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,789 Liam convinced me it's not 378 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,291 our blood that's being tainted. 379 00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:57,595 It's us tainting the blood of others. 380 00:13:57,597 --> 00:14:00,364 McPoyles will take over the world! 381 00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:02,600 Goddamn it! It backfired! 382 00:14:02,602 --> 00:14:03,634 Wonderful. 383 00:14:03,636 --> 00:14:07,438 And first step towards that is signing this. 384 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,400 So Liam, if you'd just sign right there, please. 385 00:14:09,401 --> 00:14:10,308 Just sign right there. 386 00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:11,242 Go ahead. 387 00:14:11,244 --> 00:14:12,810 You got it. 388 00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:15,246 Stupid asses. 389 00:14:15,982 --> 00:14:19,250 One down, one to go. 390 00:14:19,252 --> 00:14:20,285 Nice try, Frank. 391 00:14:20,287 --> 00:14:21,653 What the hell is going on? 392 00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:23,088 Get the hell out of the way. 393 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:24,223 Get out of the way! 394 00:14:24,225 --> 00:14:25,891 Jesus Christ! 395 00:14:25,893 --> 00:14:26,959 We gotta get out of here. 396 00:14:26,961 --> 00:14:28,294 I'm not going anywhere, Frank. 397 00:14:28,296 --> 00:14:30,663 I'm not going anywhere till I get that signature. 398 00:14:32,635 --> 00:14:34,167 Go, go, go! 399 00:14:36,805 --> 00:14:39,005 Hey, dude, check it out. 400 00:14:39,007 --> 00:14:40,306 Remember when Dee, you know, 401 00:14:40,308 --> 00:14:41,741 she sucked that bat poison 402 00:14:41,743 --> 00:14:44,143 or whatever out of Frank's head from the vampire bat? 403 00:14:44,145 --> 00:14:44,577 Yeah. 404 00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:47,079 That must be what turned her into a zombie. 405 00:14:47,081 --> 00:14:49,582 Why would a vampire bat turn you into a zombie? 406 00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,250 You're mixing up your horror genres. 407 00:14:51,252 --> 00:14:53,285 If anything, it would turn you into a vampire. 408 00:14:53,287 --> 00:14:54,653 Right or a bat, or a bat. 409 00:14:54,655 --> 00:14:55,654 Or Batman. 410 00:14:55,656 --> 00:14:57,789 No, a vampire turns you into a vampire. 411 00:14:57,791 --> 00:14:59,223 A zombie turns you into a zombie 412 00:14:59,225 --> 00:15:01,693 and Batman didn't get turned into anything. 413 00:15:01,695 --> 00:15:02,693 He just likes bats. 414 00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:04,929 That can't possibly be what Batman's about. 415 00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:07,031 It's about a grown man who dresses up like a bat? 416 00:15:07,033 --> 00:15:09,433 And goes around solving crimes and mysteries, yes. 417 00:15:09,435 --> 00:15:11,257 These are Academy Award winning movies. 418 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,138 This is serious stuff. 419 00:15:12,139 --> 00:15:14,019 Well, you know the Academy, Charlie, I mean... 420 00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:15,540 I know the Academy as well as anybody. 421 00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:16,581 Sometimes, it's atrocious. 422 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,623 Well, to bring it all back 423 00:15:17,624 --> 00:15:18,824 around, I think when Dee drank 424 00:15:18,825 --> 00:15:20,478 the bat blood, that's how she got sick. 425 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:21,345 Frank's blood. 426 00:15:21,347 --> 00:15:22,346 Yes, but the bat juices. 427 00:15:22,348 --> 00:15:24,181 You know, the bat saliva, bat rabies. 428 00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:26,384 No, no, it's not... Bat rabies, I buy. 429 00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:27,718 Bat rabies. 430 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:28,819 Yeah. 431 00:15:28,821 --> 00:15:32,856 Like the... Dude, we got to get out of here. 432 00:15:32,858 --> 00:15:34,912 Yeah, go. 433 00:15:40,371 --> 00:15:42,438 Things had gotten completely insane. 434 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,840 Dennis was trying to get the signature from Maureen, but we 435 00:15:44,841 --> 00:15:47,110 were just trying to get the hell out of there. 436 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,313 My God. 437 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:50,748 What the hell? 438 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,249 Frank, what the hell's going on? 439 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:54,084 Dude, we got to get out of here. 440 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:54,752 Where's Dennis? 441 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:55,853 I lost him. 442 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:56,975 You guys, I couldn't get it. 443 00:15:56,976 --> 00:15:58,088 I couldn't get it. 444 00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,156 She wouldn't sign it. 445 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:01,158 I couldn't get the stupid bitch to sign. 446 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,159 She didn't sign? 447 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,160 This has all gone bad. 448 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:05,162 It's gone terribly, terribly bad. 449 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,096 What did you do? 450 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,130 I did something bad. 451 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,652 I did something really, really bad; guys, we got to get out of 452 00:16:09,653 --> 00:16:11,669 here before everybody finds out what happened. 453 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,270 Guys, I messed up. 454 00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:14,772 I messed up bad. 455 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:18,008 All right, guys, let's just make a break for it. 456 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,143 Which way? 457 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,979 One, two, three, go. 458 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,348 Come on, come on, this way, this way, this way. 459 00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,320 My face! My face! 460 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,188 My face! 461 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,323 One, two, three. 462 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,194 God! 463 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,228 Frank! 464 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,729 Over here, over here. 465 00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:43,567 And then that's where you picked us up, and honestly, 466 00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:44,567 that's all that we know. 467 00:16:44,569 --> 00:16:45,568 Yes. 468 00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:48,838 So you're telling me that this was a wedding full of zombies? 469 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:49,872 Yeah. 470 00:16:49,874 --> 00:16:50,874 Well, bat rabies zombies. 471 00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:51,568 Whatever. 472 00:16:51,569 --> 00:16:53,889 There was weird incestuous jealousies, we don't know what 473 00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:54,410 was going on. 474 00:16:54,412 --> 00:16:56,532 Bottom line, you got the wrong guys. We're innocent. 475 00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:57,653 Yes, we're totally innocent. 476 00:16:57,654 --> 00:17:00,010 Marconi, we just picked somebody up from the site who's 477 00:17:00,011 --> 00:17:01,251 claiming to know what happened. 478 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:04,020 She was locked in a freezer. 479 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,088 Don't let her in here. 480 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:06,089 No, she's been infected. 481 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,192 I'm not infected, you stupid idiots. 482 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,326 No one was infected. 483 00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:11,695 Here's what happened. 484 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:16,000 Let them hash it out themselves. 485 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,101 It'll bust up. 486 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,402 Yeah. 487 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:20,738 I'm gonna go. 488 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,739 Deandra. 489 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:23,683 Dee's nuts. 490 00:17:23,684 --> 00:17:24,857 What's the haps? 491 00:17:24,859 --> 00:17:26,892 Here, have a sip, right from the cow's titty. 492 00:17:26,894 --> 00:17:27,560 You'll love it. 493 00:17:27,562 --> 00:17:28,561 No, Bill, no. 494 00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:29,803 I got to get out of here, okay? 495 00:17:29,804 --> 00:17:30,604 Shit is going crazy. 496 00:17:30,605 --> 00:17:31,125 No, don't go. 497 00:17:31,127 --> 00:17:32,007 Party's just starting. 498 00:17:32,008 --> 00:17:32,898 You got to have some. 499 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:33,732 Come on, try it. 500 00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:36,134 Come on, it'll loosen you up a bit, make your butthole hot. 501 00:17:36,135 --> 00:17:38,804 How is drinking a glass of milk going to loosen me up, Bill? 502 00:17:38,806 --> 00:17:41,273 Well, I spiked the milk with methylenedioxypyrovalerone. 503 00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:42,107 What? 504 00:17:42,109 --> 00:17:43,209 It's bath salts. 505 00:17:43,211 --> 00:17:45,711 Yeah, yeah, it's like coke and acid and meth all combined. 506 00:17:45,713 --> 00:17:46,712 It's awesome. 507 00:17:46,714 --> 00:17:47,713 Yeah, I get it. 508 00:17:47,715 --> 00:17:49,882 So everyone here is on bath salts? 509 00:17:49,884 --> 00:17:50,883 Yeah, pretty much. 510 00:17:50,885 --> 00:17:52,418 My God, just move. 511 00:17:54,889 --> 00:17:55,955 Bath salts? 512 00:17:55,957 --> 00:17:58,123 The drug that makes people eat each other's faces? 513 00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:01,427 Wait, that would explain the zombie behavior. 514 00:18:01,429 --> 00:18:04,697 Right, okay, Dee, so you were on bath salts and that's why you 515 00:18:04,699 --> 00:18:05,798 went all nuts on us. 516 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,932 Now it makes sense. 517 00:18:06,934 --> 00:18:09,402 That is not why I went nuts on you guys. 518 00:18:10,505 --> 00:18:13,172 I went nuts on you because of what you assholes did to my 519 00:18:13,174 --> 00:18:16,276 goddamn car! 520 00:18:17,579 --> 00:18:19,480 Dude, when was the last time you drove a car? 521 00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:20,522 Don't worry about it, man. 522 00:18:20,523 --> 00:18:22,083 I can drive; I remember how. 523 00:18:22,085 --> 00:18:23,117 What? 524 00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:24,318 No, no, no, no, no. 525 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,453 No, no, no, no, wait. 526 00:18:25,455 --> 00:18:27,422 : No! 527 00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:35,162 What happened, dude? 528 00:18:35,164 --> 00:18:36,163 What happened? 529 00:18:36,165 --> 00:18:37,331 I forgot how to drive. 530 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,432 I forgot how to drive. 531 00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:39,667 God. 532 00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:42,203 Look, Charlie, there's Dee. 533 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:43,438 Dee, don't go down that way. 534 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,140 We just got attacked by a bunch of zombie people. 535 00:18:46,142 --> 00:18:47,274 The shuttle's gone. 536 00:18:47,276 --> 00:18:49,543 Zombies must have stolen your car. 537 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,811 There's no way out of here. 538 00:18:50,813 --> 00:18:55,516 Dude... 539 00:18:55,518 --> 00:18:56,817 You sons of bitches! 540 00:18:56,819 --> 00:18:57,952 You're gonna pay! 541 00:18:57,954 --> 00:18:59,053 You're all gonna pay! 542 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,454 I'll kill you! 543 00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:01,955 You assholes, you'll pay! 544 00:19:01,957 --> 00:19:02,957 No, we won't pay. 545 00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:03,991 We never do. 546 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,060 Okay, well, there it is. 547 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,895 You know, there's the whole story. 548 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,197 Ponderosa spiked the punch. 549 00:19:09,199 --> 00:19:11,699 Somebody hopped up on bath salts but Liam's face, 550 00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:13,501 and, case closed, you know? 551 00:19:13,503 --> 00:19:14,669 Hey, good for you. 552 00:19:14,671 --> 00:19:16,171 Good for us. 553 00:19:16,173 --> 00:19:17,205 Bye. 554 00:19:17,207 --> 00:19:18,640 Ba-da-bing. 555 00:19:18,642 --> 00:19:19,875 Hey, whoa. 556 00:19:19,877 --> 00:19:20,876 Sit down, slick. 557 00:19:20,878 --> 00:19:24,113 Now that may explain some of the shit that went on here, but it 558 00:19:24,115 --> 00:19:26,582 doesn't answer the question of the missing bride. 559 00:19:26,584 --> 00:19:29,752 Since you're the one with motive and the last one to be 560 00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:32,488 seen with her, you're my new #1 suspect. 561 00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:34,357 No, no. 562 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:36,092 That's... I didn't murder her. 563 00:19:36,094 --> 00:19:38,427 Then tell me what happened to her! 564 00:19:38,429 --> 00:19:39,429 I-I don't know. 565 00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:40,530 I don't know. 566 00:19:40,532 --> 00:19:47,904 Listen, if you confess, I can help you, but you got 567 00:19:47,906 --> 00:19:50,373 to tell me what happened. 568 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:55,412 Okay, all right, all right, all right. Okay. 569 00:19:55,414 --> 00:20:00,951 Look, if I tell you what I did, will you just help me, please? 570 00:20:00,953 --> 00:20:02,285 Because I need help. 571 00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:09,192 I'll see what I can do with the DA, but I need you to confess. 572 00:20:12,429 --> 00:20:13,563 Okay, fine. 573 00:20:13,565 --> 00:20:15,297 Fine. 574 00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:19,635 I-I was just going to see her to get the final signature so I 575 00:20:19,637 --> 00:20:22,538 could put this whole thing behind me. 576 00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:29,777 When I saw her... Something bad happened. 577 00:20:29,779 --> 00:20:33,482 Something very bad. 578 00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:47,730 Shit. 579 00:20:47,732 --> 00:20:48,932 God, Maureen. 580 00:20:48,934 --> 00:20:51,934 That was terrible. 581 00:20:51,936 --> 00:20:54,136 Who did those tits? 582 00:20:54,138 --> 00:20:55,404 The nipple placement is crazy. 583 00:20:55,406 --> 00:20:58,006 - I love you, Dennis Reynolds. - No, you don't. 584 00:20:58,008 --> 00:20:59,241 I love you. 585 00:20:59,243 --> 00:21:01,610 No, look, you're just gonna sign these papers and we're 586 00:21:01,611 --> 00:21:02,811 gonna be done with this, okay? 587 00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:03,945 Never. 588 00:21:03,947 --> 00:21:05,080 Let's run away together. 589 00:21:05,082 --> 00:21:07,615 I'm gonna run away, but not with you. 590 00:21:07,617 --> 00:21:08,783 I'm gonna find you. 591 00:21:08,785 --> 00:21:11,185 No, no, you're not gonna find me, no, no. 592 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,253 We can't do this, Maureen. 593 00:21:12,255 --> 00:21:14,088 No, please. 594 00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:15,255 What have I done? 595 00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:17,624 God, what have I done? 596 00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:20,460 : God. 597 00:21:20,462 --> 00:21:22,195 God! 598 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,897 So all that shit about us ruining the wedding... 599 00:21:24,899 --> 00:21:27,366 And the zombies and the bath salts and the blood... 600 00:21:27,368 --> 00:21:29,635 It turns out you blew it yourself. 601 00:21:29,637 --> 00:21:31,103 Yeah, congratulations, Frank. 602 00:21:31,105 --> 00:21:32,305 You win. 603 00:21:32,307 --> 00:21:36,475 I'm gonna be paying alimony to that crazy bitch for the rest of my life. 604 00:21:36,477 --> 00:21:38,917 You expect me to believe this woman's gonna throw her entire 605 00:21:38,918 --> 00:21:42,614 life away just to sleep with her ex-husband on her wedding night? 606 00:21:43,985 --> 00:21:46,952 Really? 607 00:21:46,954 --> 00:21:48,553 Mr. Reynolds, you're free to go. 608 00:21:48,555 --> 00:21:50,556 What? 609 00:21:50,558 --> 00:21:51,857 Why am I free...? 610 00:21:51,859 --> 00:21:54,059 No. 611 00:21:54,061 --> 00:21:55,194 Yes. 612 00:21:55,196 --> 00:21:56,495 No. 613 00:21:56,497 --> 00:21:57,897 Someone posted your bail. 614 00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,565 Come on, silly head. 615 00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:02,401 Let's go home and put this whole adventure behind us. 616 00:22:02,403 --> 00:22:04,136 No. 617 00:22:04,138 --> 00:22:05,705 No! 618 00:22:05,707 --> 00:22:07,340 No! 619 00:22:07,342 --> 00:22:08,674 No, you got to help me. 620 00:22:08,676 --> 00:22:09,675 What have I done? 621 00:22:09,677 --> 00:22:10,677 You got to help me! 622 00:22:10,679 --> 00:22:12,712 What have I done? 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