1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:06,098 Frank, I'd like to thank you for giving me the opportunity of a lifetime. 2 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:07,867 Whatever. 3 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:09,875 I hope they have some cool, exotic creatures... 4 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:11,774 for us to fiddle around with and play with. 5 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,312 Dennis, we're going to an animal rights event. 6 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:15,780 - There's gonna be all sorts of exotic creatures there. - You think so? 7 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,783 Better have some cool stuff at this thing. 8 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:21,548 I mean, the money I laid out for this charity, they could have built a zoo. 9 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:24,556 Yeah. Actually, guys, zoos are animal prisons. 10 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:27,115 I've been boning up on my animal rights literature... 11 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:29,127 so I can have some talking points with Chase. 12 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,561 He's a big animal rights lover, and he's gonna be there. 13 00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:34,566 Security is not gonna let you go anywhere near Chase Utley, bro. 14 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:38,161 Those creepy letters you've been writing him? You've gotta be on a list somewhere. 15 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:40,172 What are you giving me shit for, okay? 16 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:43,175 - Dee's the one going after Ryan Howard all of a sudden. - Well, so what? 17 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:45,177 Why is that weird? That makes perfect sense. 18 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:48,078 - I'm a hot, single lady. He's a hot, single man. - Hot? 19 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:50,309 Dee, you're pregnant as shit. 20 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:53,546 - Frank, this shortcut sucks. - It ain't a shortcut. 21 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:56,214 Well, why in the hell are we in the woods? Get on the A.C. Expressway. 22 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:59,281 - It goes straight to Atlantic City. - I'm avoiding tolls. 23 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:02,226 Okay, hold on a second. You're willing to shell out tons of money for a charity... 24 00:01:02,295 --> 00:01:04,490 and you can't spare a couple bucks for a toll road? 25 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:07,124 What do you want me to do, give all my money to some toll jockey? 26 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,690 - Yeah! - Just for riding on a street? 27 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:09,928 - Squirrel! - What? 28 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:17,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 29 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:44,692 Oh, thank God. That was close. 30 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,898 Why did you do that, Mac? Goddamn it! 31 00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:48,907 You almost ran over that squirrel, Frank. 32 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:52,502 So you should've let me mash it. It's just a dumb-ass squirrel. 33 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:54,410 Hey, do not say stupid shit like that... 34 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,142 tonight at the animal rights event. 35 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:58,411 But I can't wait to make my speech. 36 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:01,318 I'm gonna get up there and lace into these liberal nut jobs. 37 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:03,412 What? I thought you loved animals now. 38 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:07,221 No. I only donated all this money so I could make a mockery of their cause. 39 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:10,558 Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. 40 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,724 - Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit? - Are you? Is that leather? 41 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,497 - You bet your ass it's leather. - Huh. I just assumed it was plastic. 42 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:19,731 - Who wears a plastic suit? - I don't know, Frank. 43 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,740 But I don't question the things you do anymore. 44 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,867 Listen, I'm gonna call us a tow truck and get us out of here. 45 00:02:23,943 --> 00:02:26,434 I'm not getting any bars though. You getting any bars, Frank? 46 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:28,174 I got nothin'. What gives? 47 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:30,876 - What gives is that we're in the middle of goddamn nowhere. 48 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,783 What happened? Are we in A.C.? 49 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:37,584 No, we're not in A.C. because Mac wrecked the car, and now we're stranded somewhere. 50 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,181 Oh, man! 51 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:40,783 "Come to Atlantic City," you said. 52 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:43,192 "Let us tie you up and put a sack on your head so you don't freak out. 53 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:44,730 That'll be a good adventure," you said. 54 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:46,458 Well, I'm freaking out a little bit. 55 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,728 Relax. Relax, Charlie. This is gonna be a great adventure. 56 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:51,736 This is exciting. This is the unknown. This is all part of it, man. 57 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:53,465 Well, it ain't a great adventure to me. 58 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:56,771 Riding on a private jet, sipping champagne - that's an adventure. 59 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,471 Then why didn't you fly us in a private jet to A.C.? 60 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:02,014 It's only 80 miles. You know how quick that trip would be? 61 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:03,810 It'd be a total waste of money. 62 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:06,750 This is why I don't leave Philly. You leave Philly, and bad shit happens. 63 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:10,346 I mean, trees? Everywhere trees? What the hell is this place? 64 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:13,051 - I'm hitching a ride back home. - Calm down, Char - 65 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:15,094 Let's all walk, and we'll find some help, okay? 66 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:17,755 I'm not walking, 'cause I got a baby on board, my feet hurt. 67 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:21,459 I'm not going anywhere 'cause this suit is, like, chafing me up like crazy. 68 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:24,662 Oh, Jesus. All right. Mac and I and Charlie will go find some help. Okay? 69 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:26,932 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! Except I'm not gonna go. 70 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:29,099 - I'm gonna hang back and oil up my glove. - Your glo - 71 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:31,405 What is your endgame in this? 72 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:34,436 I'm gonna have a catch with Chase Utley. 73 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:36,345 - Chase Utley is not gonna have a catch with you. - Come on. Come on. 74 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,281 Don't you say that, Charlie! Don't you say that! 75 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:40,251 Listen. We're gonna find help. 76 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,651 - Hurry. - Hurry up, guys. Hurry up. 77 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,382 'Cause I got to get to Chase. 78 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,560 Does the air taste weird out here, or is it just me? 79 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:52,291 No. It's just you. 80 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:54,595 Listen, I know you have a lot of anxiety going on right now. 81 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:57,966 But you gotta understand, we're both in uncharted waters here. Wouldn't you say? 82 00:03:58,037 --> 00:04:01,473 But listen, you would consider me a pretty methodical person, wouldn't you? 83 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:04,066 Oh, yeah, like a serial killer. 84 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:06,236 Serial killer. I like that. I like that. 85 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:08,906 - It's a little bit of an exaggeration, but I see your point. - Yeah. 86 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,916 And I like it. I take it as a compliment. 87 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,714 Well, listen, sometimes even I can't control everything. 88 00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:16,414 So when a new experience presents itself to me... 89 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:20,255 I try to stay open to it and just say yes. 90 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:23,022 - Say yes, huh? - Yeah. Hey, let me show you something. Let me show you something. 91 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,326 - Look. - Huh. 92 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:28,196 - You wearing makeup? - Well, I'm always wearing a little bit of foundation. 93 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,236 But that's not the point. What do you see there? 94 00:04:30,303 --> 00:04:32,999 Oh, shit! You got a lesion, dude. 95 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:34,630 No, it's not - That's not a lesion. It's a hickey. 96 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:35,901 You never seen a hickey? 97 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:37,567 No, I have. Eew! Weird! 98 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:39,839 I thought women our age didn't give hickeys anymore. 99 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:42,278 Oh, no, they don't. Young ladies do though. 100 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:44,839 And I met an extremely young lady the other day, and she gave me this hickey. 101 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:47,078 - Weird! - No, she was legal. She was totally legal. 102 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:48,984 I always check their licenses. That's not the point. 103 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:51,216 The point is, how did I meet this young woman? 104 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:55,455 Well, I got caught unexpectedly in a rainstorm one day, so I retreated into a local theater. 105 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:58,395 There I caught a matinee. 106 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:01,797 And during this matinee, I saw this young woman. I introduced myself. 107 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:04,769 We both got caught up in the moment, we said yes to the new experience... 108 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:08,568 and that's how I wound up with this wonderful and very sexual hickey. 109 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,734 - Huh. - You see what I'm saying about adventure, Charlie? 110 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,903 Yeah, you always say yes to everything. 111 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,812 Well, no, I don't always say yes. 112 00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:18,544 That's absurd. I'd be a dead man, wouldn't I, if I said yes to everything. 113 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:21,519 - Oh, shit, dude. Look at that truck right there. - Oh, yeah. 114 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:23,248 - Do you think there's someone in there? - Well - 115 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:27,125 What do we say in this scenario, Charlie? 116 00:05:27,193 --> 00:05:30,353 We say yes. 117 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,064 Hiya. Sorry to wake you up there. Sorry. 118 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:38,899 What do you want? 119 00:05:38,971 --> 00:05:42,532 Our car broke down a little ways back. We were hoping maybe you could help us out. 120 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:46,100 I could radio that in and get you a tow truck, but I'm about to hit the road myself. 121 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,376 - You can always hitch a ride with me. - Oh. Where you headed? 122 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:51,041 Atlantic City. 123 00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:57,514 You got any munchies in the car? I'm grumbling. 124 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:59,251 No, Frank, we don't have anything in the car... 125 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:01,725 because we were starving ourselves for the casino buffet. 126 00:06:01,794 --> 00:06:03,921 It was only supposed to be a 45-minute drive. 127 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:06,624 I gotta eat pretty soon. I'm starting to get woozy. 128 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,826 Yeah, I'm starting to get woozy too. 129 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:11,301 I've been starving myself for a few days for Chase. 130 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,202 What? 131 00:06:13,272 --> 00:06:16,708 I wanted to create that sort of gaunt, angular look with my cheekbones to impress him. 132 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:18,767 You know, give myself a more athletic look. 133 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:20,813 But - I'm starving. 134 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:24,111 All right, let's jump into the forest and we'll find some food there. 135 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:26,117 Holy shit balls! It's a rabbit! 136 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:29,951 Whoa, whoa! Frank, no! We are not killing any animals, okay? 137 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:33,480 Screw that. I'm hungry. It's wabbit season. 138 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:36,986 Okay, fine. Dee, come with me. 139 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,054 I'm gonna find us something to eat. 140 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,758 Where are you, wabbit? 141 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:46,396 I'm gonna get you, wabbit. 142 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,442 Oh. 143 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:52,637 There you are. 144 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:56,808 What the hell? 145 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,648 Wabbit, where'd you go? 146 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:09,857 Shit! How'd you do that? 147 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:14,222 Why are you staring at me? 148 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:18,303 Why are you giving me that look? 149 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:21,468 Whoa. 150 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:24,135 We're having a moment here, aren't we? 151 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,685 You boys are, uh, awfully dressed up. 152 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:44,059 Oh. Yeah. Yeah, the tuxes. 153 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:47,395 Sure, yeah, well, we're on our way to Atlantic City for a charity event. 154 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,401 You kind of threw me with those outfits. 155 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,063 Don't usually find lot lizards out in the wild. 156 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,533 You know what? I'm a little behind on my trucker terms. 157 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:58,475 A lot lizard would be a, uh - 158 00:07:58,544 --> 00:08:00,409 A lizard. 159 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,948 You know. Truck stop whores. I mean - 160 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:04,983 - Oh! - Oh! - No offense. 161 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:07,918 No, man, none taken, because we're not whores. 162 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,615 - No, no, we're not prostitutes. - Definitely not a lizard. 163 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:13,523 Hey, hey. Shh. Hey. 164 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:16,027 Your secret's safe with me. Don't worry too. I'm not a cop. 165 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:17,926 - We're not - - I'm not gonna judge you neither. 166 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:21,160 A man's gotta make a living, and looking the way you do I'm not surprised. 167 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:24,169 - I'm not surprised. - Oh, I appreciate that. I appreciate that. 168 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,398 - But again, not prostitutes. - Not lizards though. 169 00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:28,770 Save your seduction for someone else. 170 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:32,174 I do not tangle with lizards no more. No. 171 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,270 Back in the day, sure, I would've indulged. Hell - 172 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:39,779 I would've let you turn me into Swiss cheese. 173 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,377 I would've let you make me, uh - make me into a mailbox. 174 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:46,414 Just open the slot and put whatever you want inside. 175 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:48,221 - Wow. - We wouldn't do that. - Not no more. 176 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:49,761 I got a wife now. 177 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:54,027 So I will not suck you, and I will not be sucked on by you. 178 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,897 Okay? That's it. 179 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,393 That's a 10-4. 180 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,938 Yeah, we read you loud and clear. 181 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:03,737 And just to reiterate, we don't suck on people. We own a bar. 182 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:06,607 - You run a bar? Oh, I'm sure you do. - Yeah. 183 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:08,977 - I'm sure you do. - Yeah. Yeah. 184 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,983 How far are we from Atlantic City? Is it a long ride, or - 185 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:15,282 We're a long way from Atlantic City, a long way. 186 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:16,821 - Still got a ways, huh? - Yeah. 187 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,522 It's grass, Mac. You're eating grass. 188 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:23,892 - I see Charlie eating grass all the time, okay? - Oh, really? 189 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:26,523 Okay, well, Charlie is not an example of good health, so - 190 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,533 Look, Charlie is a survivor. All right? 191 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:30,330 And that's the way we have to think - eat anything to survive. 192 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,167 Eew. What is that? 193 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,173 That's a dead crow. 194 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,004 Well, I'm definitely not eating that. 195 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,976 Wait, wait, whoa. Why not? 196 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:42,378 Because it is a disgusting dead bird, that's why. 197 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,882 You eat dead chickens and dead turkeys all the time. 198 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,943 - That's so hypocritical. - Okay, that's not hypocritical. People eat chickens and turkeys. 199 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,011 Nobody eats a crow. It's a trash bird. 200 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,353 You know what I do think? I think we're gonna give this crow a proper burial. 201 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,656 Well, I'm not gonna do that. But what I will do is use it as bait. Ooh! 202 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:57,423 What if we hide in the bushes... 203 00:09:57,496 --> 00:10:00,158 and then we wait for something higher on the food chain to come along and grab it... 204 00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:01,859 and then we grab that and eat it. 205 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,959 - That's a good idea. I'm gonna go to the car - - I'm not doing that. No! 206 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:05,503 I'm gonna go to the car, get a blanket... 207 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,095 then we can pick up this trash bird with it, and we'll do my plan. 208 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,107 - I'm not helping you. - That's all right. I'll do it myself. 209 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:10,506 - I'll eat alone. - I'm gonna find Frank. 210 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,043 - I'm gonna get him on my team, okay? - Good. 211 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:18,081 Frank? 212 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:21,347 Hey, Frank, where are you, bro? Oh, there you are. 213 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:25,186 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Mac, I'm having a thing with this rabbit here. 214 00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:31,558 Whoa, dude! He's staring right at you. 215 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:34,991 We've been staring at each other for 10 minutes. 216 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:37,001 I-I- He's not afraid of me. 217 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,730 He's looking at me like he knows me. 218 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,500 He's looking at me like he can see right through my soul. 219 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:43,269 He probably can, dude. 220 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:46,209 That is the connection between man and beast. 221 00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:49,270 Animals can see souls. That is a fact of nature. 222 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:56,850 No! Deandra, what the hell are you doing? 223 00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:59,390 It's cool, you guys, I got it. I got it. We can eat. 224 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,188 - We can't eat the rabbit. He's got my soul. - What are you talking about? 225 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,024 They had a moment, Dee. They shared a connection. 226 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:06,496 I know it's cute, you guys, but, come on, this isn't about us anymore. 227 00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:10,023 I got to feed the baby. Mac, grab it by the head and wring its neck off. 228 00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:13,629 I would rather grab your head and wring your neck for wanting to kill this rabbit, all right? 229 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,640 You want to eat it so bad, you kill it. 230 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,175 Fine. 231 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:19,177 I will kill it. I'll kill it, and I'll eat it myself. 232 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,236 - I'm gonna kill the shit out of it. - Don't. 233 00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:33,423 Okay. This is us right here. 234 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:36,256 Atlantic City. 235 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:39,058 Great. Yeah, thanks- No. We were hoping to be dropped off at a casino though. 236 00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:40,792 This is just a motel. 237 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,299 I know. 238 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,359 I thought we would slip into a room... 239 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,736 and you... could check my oil. 240 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,805 Oh. No. 241 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,106 Um, what happened, man? 242 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,010 - I don't know. - No, I'm sorry. I- No. 243 00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:58,778 Shoot, hell, maybe I knew I wanted it when I-I gave you the ride. 244 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,785 - No, no, no, no. You're better- Byron. - Yeah! 245 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:02,480 - Remember you changed? - Byron, you've changed. 246 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,420 You don't want this kind of thing anymore. 247 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,923 - No, I do want this kind of thing. - No, you don't. 248 00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:08,425 You would not suck me and you would not, um... 249 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,257 - Be sucked by me. - Be sucked by us! 250 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:12,456 - I take that back. I don't mean that. - You can't take that back! 251 00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,158 - No take backs! - I didn't mean any of those things. 252 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,827 Look, think about your wife. Remember, you said you love your wife. 253 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,530 - I do, I do, I do. I do, but - - Good. 254 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:22,506 I got cash in my pocket, I got desire in my heart... 255 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,805 and I'm a-frothin' and a-foamin', and I was thinking - 256 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:26,640 Hey. Hey. I got an idea. 257 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,781 What do you say... 258 00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:36,278 we slip into a room and you two split me open like a coconut? 259 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:38,084 - Oh. - Dennis, what do we say in this situation? 260 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:40,318 - We say no! We're gonna say no in this situation. - Why? No! Why? 261 00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:41,620 Uh, it's just a - 262 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,992 - Oh, my God, dude! - Look at that! 263 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,162 Should've locked my damn door. Should've locked the door. 264 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:56,766 Well, that was definitely an adventure, huh? 265 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:59,276 Yeah, well, sometimes the adventures aren't always good ones. 266 00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:02,178 Yeah, but I said yes to the new experience. Right? 267 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:05,115 I'm out of Philly, I'm alive, and I'm not afraid of truckers anymore. 268 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:08,711 Well, if anything, you should be more afraid of truckers now, but I do see your point. 269 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,780 Hey, listen, I'm gonna try and get in touch with the guys, okay? 270 00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,391 Aw, shit. 271 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,486 Dude, I left my jacket in the truck. 272 00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:19,997 I had everything in that jacket. It had all my money. It had my phone. 273 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:22,397 - Do you have any money? - Uh, yeah, it's all right there. 274 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,437 - I put it all on black. - What? 275 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,438 - No, no, no, no, no! - Black wins! 276 00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:29,269 - Baby! - Oh, whew! God! 277 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:31,901 - But that was lucky. - Yeah, I know. But you know what, dude? 278 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,571 You were right. I said yes to this little adventure, and I won. 279 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,672 - Would you like to bet again, sir? - Yes, I would. 280 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,512 - No. No. - Let it ride, please. 281 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,212 - What are you doing? - Dude, I am gonna say yes to everything! 282 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,619 We can't say yes to everything. That is all of our money, dude. 283 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:46,351 No, it's all my money. You lost yours when you said no to the trucker. 284 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:49,394 Did you want to say yes to the trucker? Did you want to go bang the trucker in that motel? 285 00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:51,019 I don't know. We say yes to the trucker, we go to the motel room... 286 00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:53,621 he passes out and dies, we walk away with a free 18-wheeler. 287 00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:56,065 Dude, we are gonna lose all of our money. 288 00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,228 - Black wins again! - Oh, baby! Whoo! 289 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,772 Yes! Yes, yes! 290 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,705 Let it ride, please. Let it ride. Keep it coming. 291 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,141 Okay, okay, yeah, let it ride. 292 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,806 I want to bash you, bunny. 293 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:13,477 I want to give you one good bash and eat your sweet, delicious meat. 294 00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:15,486 You can't kill the rabbit, Deandra. It's got my soul. 295 00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:16,919 It's got the man's soul, Dee. 296 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:19,617 Maybe I'll suffocate you. I'll suffocate your rabbit face. 297 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,923 Then I'll just suck all the life out of it and then twist your neck and - 298 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,896 Look, can we do this thing, for crying out loud? 299 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:29,799 - Yes, absolutely. - This is absolutely ridiculous, holding a funeral for a crow. 300 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,303 Yes, that's right, we are. We are honoring its life. 301 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,963 - I want to say a couple words. - Yes, please. 302 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:38,237 Uh, I've never been good to animals, wearing a leather suit and all. 303 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:41,973 And, uh, also, I kicked a dog in a subway once. 304 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:46,780 It was a real jerk move. I'm really sorry I did it, and I like animals now. 305 00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:49,286 - That was beautiful, Frank. - Okay, where the hell are Charlie and Dennis? 306 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,687 - I feel like they're not coming back for us. - They're coming back, okay? 307 00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:55,158 Guys, let's just do the right thing. 308 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,054 Good night, sweet prince. 309 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,462 Oh, God, you- you've gotta be kidding me. Come on. 310 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:06,234 # Ave Maria # 311 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,865 Are you kidding me? 312 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:17,845 - I mean, I never thought I would hold $15,000. - That's amazing, bro. 313 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,544 Listen, I thought I was teaching you today. 314 00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:21,552 Let me tell you something, my friend. You were teaching me. 315 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,554 - I know. Look at all this amazing food. - Oh, I'm starving. 316 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:26,386 - I mean, they've got stuff I've never even seen before. - Yeah. 317 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,789 What is that? 318 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,226 Hi there. You two are with the Reynolds party, yes? 319 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,627 Yeah. Yes. 320 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:33,892 - Is one of you Frank? - Oh, actually, uh - 321 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,627 Yes. 322 00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:38,499 Hi, Mr. Reynolds. I'm Deborah. We spoke on the phone. 323 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:40,504 Yes. Yes! 324 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:42,506 Well, now, I know you'd like to say a few words. 325 00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:44,542 Is it all right if we have you up to speak now? 326 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,544 - Uh - - Yes, it is. 327 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,809 - Great. Well, come on. - Yes! Yes, yes, yes. 328 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:53,409 Mr. Reynolds here is one of our largest new donors. 329 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:57,421 Well, it's donors like him that makes our work for animals possible. 330 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:04,986 Thank you. Thank you. I am Frank Reynolds. 331 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:07,259 - Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes. 332 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,928 "Yes. " That's the word I want to talk about. 333 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,767 - But first, let's talk about animals. - Yes. 334 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,966 If animals have taught me anything... 335 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:20,808 it's that you can easily die, and very quickly, under a bus and on the side of the road. 336 00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:22,369 - Yes. - Okay? 337 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,508 So you have to live in the now. Live in the now! 338 00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:27,677 I'm gonna live in the now right now. 339 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:31,120 I'm gonna donate another $5,000 to this charity right now. 340 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:35,092 Oh! Oh! That's a - Oh, you- That's too generous. 341 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,752 - This is for the rats! - Take it easy. 342 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,390 All right. Oh! For the rats, people. 343 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,525 - Yeah, yeah. - And I'm done. 344 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:45,297 - Good, good. - Uh, Mr. Reynolds, there's one more thing. 345 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:49,102 Per your request, we were able to arrange a surprise night for your friend... 346 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:52,268 with two true all-stars of our organization - 347 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:56,405 Chase Utley and Ryan Howard of the Philadelphia Phillies. 348 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:59,042 Oh! 349 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,386 - Hi. - Mac, right? 350 00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:04,615 Uh, yes. 351 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,783 I hear you're my number one fan. 352 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,253 Yes, I am. Hi. Hi. 353 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,490 What's up, brother? All right. 354 00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:14,225 - Oh, my goodness. - Okay. All right, let's get crazy. 355 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,358 - Let's get crazy. - Let's get nuts, you guys. 356 00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:22,173 # I had a friend was a big baseball player # 357 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,437 # Back in high school # 358 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:28,806 # We went back inside, sat down # 359 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,678 # Had a few drinks # 360 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:33,149 - And you got a, uh - - Please don't touch me. 361 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,016 # But all he kept talkin ' about was glory days # 362 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:39,353 # Yeah, they'll pass you by Glory days # 363 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,086 I'm gonna need some more of that. 364 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,957 # In the wink of a young girl's eye # 365 00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:46,997 # Glory days # 366 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,694 - I got it. - Let's get a drink. 367 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:50,757 - # They'll pass you by # - No Mets fans! 368 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,463 - Get out of here. - No Mets fans! 369 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,301 What are you thinking, coming in here, man? 370 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:55,670 - Is it cool? - It's cool. 371 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:56,765 All right. 372 00:17:56,842 --> 00:18:00,039 # Glory days # 373 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,176 # Well, all right # 374 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,444 # Ooh, yeah # 375 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:08,509 - # Well, all right # - # All right # 376 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:13,283 Yeah! 377 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,383 - # Ooh, yeah # - # Oh, yeah # 378 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:17,656 - # All right # - # All right # 379 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,788 # All right # 380 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:25,035 Guys, guys, calm down. You're gonna hurt each other. 381 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,572 - Huh? - No, we're good, man. We're just having fun. 382 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,163 I just saw you bite that dude. 383 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:30,970 - Yeah, it was a - - He took a bite. It was a fair bite. 384 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,341 Yeah, he knew I could bite him a little bit. 385 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,243 Man, come here and wrestle with us, dude. 386 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:38,147 - You guys are wasted, man. Let's wrestle. - Yeah, you're wasted. 387 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:41,243 - No, we're not. - You're not wasted? 388 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,084 No, no, we're completely sober. But you guys drank a lot though. 389 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,556 - Yeah. - You guys drank more than anybody I've ever seen. 390 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,185 - Oh, really, dude? - Whoo! 391 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:51,354 - Good work, Charlie. Yeah! - That's what we do. 392 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,364 That's kinda what we do, man. We just drink. 393 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:56,868 Well, you know, it's been great, fellas, but we're gonna take off now. 394 00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:58,266 - Oh! - Really? You guys gonna go? 395 00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,703 Yeah, you guys try not to hurt anybody tonight, okay? 396 00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:03,172 - No, no, no, we're good, dude. - Nah, dude, nah. No, we're - 397 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:05,039 - Get off me though, for real. - Okay. 398 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,169 - You guys take care, okay? - All right! 399 00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:10,738 Whoo! Boy, that was a hell of a night, man. 400 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,113 Hell of a night, man. 401 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,675 - Hey, how much money do we have left? - 10,000 bucks. 402 00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:19,719 I got an idea how we can spend that shit. 403 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:24,052 Champagne! Champagne! Champagne! 404 00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:25,790 - Champagne! - Here we go, gentlemen. 405 00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:28,355 - Hey! Thank you, Penelope. - There it is! Champagne! 406 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,872 - Oh, it's tearing me up inside. - What? 407 00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:39,809 - What? What's going on, Frank? What are you doing? 408 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,243 I ate the crow. 409 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,048 - What- What'd he say? - What? 410 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,606 I ate the crow. 411 00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,482 - Why? - I dug it up last night. 412 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:51,682 I thought it would taste like chicken, but I was wrong. 413 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,281 - Oh, my G - - I think I got to go to a hospital. 414 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,349 All right. All right, look. 415 00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:58,624 They're clearly not coming back for us, okay? I think we gotta start walking. 416 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,999 Goddamn. 417 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,468 Oh, man. 418 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:08,335 Seriously, I'm gonna be sad when this is all over. 419 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:12,173 Yeah, well, all good adventures must come to an end at some point. 420 00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:13,802 All good things are ending. 421 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,646 I shouldn't still be drinking. 422 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,308 - Hey. - Mm-hmm? 423 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:23,184 I just thought of one last thing that would be awesome. Give me your phone. 424 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,745 Oh - 425 00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:30,054 Oh, this is gonna be - 426 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,824 This is gonna be awesome, dude. 427 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,059 This is gonna be great. 428 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,657 Look at- Yeah! 429 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,602 I know, it feels like we're walking a lot here, bunny. 430 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,366 But as soon as we get back to the bar... 431 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,375 you can have as many carrots as your little heart desires. 432 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,377 Dee, first you wanted to kill it... 433 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,379 and now you're bringing it back to the bar? 434 00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,642 Yeah. I named him Peter Peter Nickel-Eater. 435 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:53,207 'Cause last night in the car he tried to eat a nickel. 436 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:55,446 It was the cutest thing I've ever seen. 437 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,750 I say you bash its brains in right now. 438 00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:01,953 I'm done liking animals. This crow is eating me alive! 439 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:04,359 Frank, you are sick... 440 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,330 because you ate rancid, maggot-filled meat, not because of animals. 441 00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,333 And, Dee, you've got to set that rabbit free. 442 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,665 - Really? - Yes! 443 00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,705 It needs to live in the wild... 444 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:17,606 where it can be free and safe in the loving embrace of Mother Nature, okay? 445 00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:21,407 Trust me, Peter Nickels-Eater is gonna be much happier. 446 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,971 Yeah, all right. You're right. 447 00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,847 Okay, buddy, I love you, but go back to your family now. 448 00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:30,376 - Go on. - Okay. See? He's happier already. 449 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:34,255 He's gonna go back to his mother and father, and he's gonna have a wonderful life. 450 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,198 Goddamn it. 451 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:43,200 - Goddamn it! - Okay, nature is bullshit. 452 00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:45,736 - I'm done with this. - I told you animals suck. 453 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,068 Okay- Wait. Was that a text? 454 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:51,200 - You getting reception? - Yes, I guess I'm getting reception. I just got a text. 455 00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:52,766 - Oh, it's from Dennis. - Oh. 456 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:54,106 I think he sent me a picture. 457 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:57,579 No. 458 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,879 No! 459 00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:03,354 Oh! You guys! You guys, a car! 460 00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:04,787 - No. - Hey! 461 00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:06,881 - Hi-yo! Oh-oh-oh, we're saved! - Hey! Hey! 462 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,426 Oh, good. 463 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,292 Hey there! Y'all need a ride? 464 00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:14,093 - Yes. Yes. - Yeah! 465 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:18,034 Must be hot, huh? Oh! Hey, you! Mr. Hottie! 466 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,695 Come on now. 467 00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:26,743 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org