1 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:09,738 Here comes my main man, Matty! Time for a haircut, Matty, though. 2 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:11,470 Don't make me give it to ya. 3 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:14,980 - You the man, Professor. - You're the man if you stay in school, J.J! 4 00:00:15,048 --> 00:00:16,879 - All right. - All right, you. 5 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:20,078 Lisa, how's the G.P.A.? Keep it up, up, up, up, up! 6 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:22,444 Professor! 7 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:25,082 Hey, there's my man. Oh, time-out, son! 8 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:28,059 Hang on, son. Uh, did you forget something here? 9 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:30,062 - Sorry? - This orange- it belong to you? 10 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:32,826 - Uh, no. - Looks pretty good. Not too peeled. 11 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:35,026 Pretty intact here. You want it? 12 00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:36,966 No, thanks. I'm cool, Professor. 13 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,096 You're cool? Well, when you're cool, you're cool. 14 00:00:39,172 --> 00:00:42,232 Well, hey! Dee, how's it going? 15 00:00:42,308 --> 00:00:44,902 Teacher's lounge. Pretty sweet. How'd you swing that? 16 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:48,414 I'm a teacher now, Charlie. I'm subbing for Dr. Myers while he gets his hip fixed. 17 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:50,745 Look at us with our new careers, huh? How 'bout that? 18 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:53,445 Yours is kinda the same, you know, 'cause you've always sort of been a janitor. 19 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,182 - Nah, but I'm thriving here, I'll tell you what. - Uh-huh. Yeah. 20 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,656 - Did you get that orange out of the garbage? - I sure did. 21 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,558 Can you believe that? Someone threw this away. Perfectly good orange, you know? 22 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:04,461 They were digging at it a little bit, and must've given up, but - 23 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:06,795 - Don't eat trash, Charlie. - I'll eat what I want to eat, okay? 24 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:09,391 - Miss Reynolds, please report to the front office immediately. 25 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:11,266 You have an emergency call. 26 00:01:11,337 --> 00:01:14,204 - Miss Reynolds, to the front office, please. - Emergency? 27 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,866 Come on. Jump on that. 28 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,871 - Hello? - Yeah. Hey, Dee. It's Dennis, Mac and Frank. 29 00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:22,813 - Hey, what's the matter? - I've only just heard. I've only just heard. 30 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:26,648 Your belly's so fat, you make John Candy look like Lara Flynn Boyle. 31 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:28,584 - Snap! - What? 32 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:30,885 We've been on a snap-joke kick about your pregnant body... 33 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:32,948 but since you're not around, we decided to call you. 34 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:36,018 I don't know. He's talking about a Lara Flynn Boyle joke. I think we got some better ones. 35 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,963 - I have another one. - Goddamn it, you guys! I am a teacher now, okay? 36 00:01:39,032 --> 00:01:40,693 Don't ever call me here again! 37 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:44,362 I don't have time for your shit, you dumbass dickbags! 38 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:47,633 Wrong number. Sorry. 39 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:55,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 40 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,210 Okay. Good morning, everybody. Hi. Good morning. 41 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:34,617 Uh, as you are all aware, Dr. Myers recently broke his hip... 42 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:38,885 and, unfortunately, I've been given some devastating news... 43 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:41,290 that he's taken a turn for the worse... 44 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:43,352 and he's died. 45 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:48,457 Now, while we all feel robbed of him here on Earth... 46 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:51,265 heaven above... 47 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:53,635 has just received another angel. 48 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:55,799 And that... 49 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:58,275 is what you call... 50 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:01,438 a monologue! 51 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:05,575 You guys, you're all gonna be doing your own monologues in this class. 52 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:08,246 Now, they're not gonna be as good as mine just was, but listen... 53 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:11,813 - I don't want you to beat yourselves up for - - Okay, okay. I'm confused. 54 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:13,825 So, Dr. Myers isn't dead? 55 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:16,054 No, no. No, not dead. Very much alive. 56 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:18,620 But that's the power of acting. Do you see what I'm saying? 57 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,758 One minute dead, the next minute alive- resurrection. 58 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:24,268 It's all acting! Everywhere there's acting. 59 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:29,274 Let's talk about you guys. Why don't you tell me, uh, what your favorite play is. 60 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:34,805 Raise your hand if you've ever seen live theater. 61 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:39,312 Seriously? Are you kidding me? 62 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:40,875 All right. That's it. 63 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:45,482 I am taking you guys on a field trip to Broadway! 64 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:50,923 I'm taking you to New York City. 65 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:52,931 - Whoa! Yeah! - Yes! Yes! 66 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:55,024 - Yeah! - They've got really good Chinese food. 67 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:58,298 Hey, fat bitch, how you doing today, Richard? 68 00:03:58,371 --> 00:04:02,102 - He's a happy clown. - Hey, hey, hey! Break it up! Break it up! 69 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,938 Aw, come on. 70 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:06,171 Which one of you guys did this? Who painted your face, kid? 71 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,044 - I did. - He's a dumbass Juggalo. 72 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:12,141 - Juggalos for life, bitch! - Watch what you say, Richard. 73 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:14,277 Hey, hey! You watch what you say! All right. You know what? 74 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:17,050 I want the three of you out of the bathroom. I'm talking to the clown. 75 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:19,785 Let's go. And I got my eyes on you guys for the rest of the year. 76 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:23,158 Yeah, I've sized you up. I've stripped you down. I don't like what I see. 77 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:26,630 I'm not impressed. Big tough guys, huh? Big tough guys! 78 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:29,065 - Yeah. - Kid, what's going on with the clown makeup, though? 79 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:31,831 - You're sticking out like a sore thumb. - That's 'cause I'm a Juggalo. 80 00:04:31,904 --> 00:04:34,464 I.C.P.!. Insane Clown Posse, yo. 81 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:37,134 I don't know what that - You have a posse? Well, good. 82 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:39,701 Stick with your insane clown people, and you won't get jumped. 83 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,610 They're a band, dude. 84 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:44,514 I'm, like, a die-hard fan. We're called Juggalos. 85 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:46,313 Where are your real friends, dude? 86 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:48,183 I lost all my friends. 87 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:50,916 Aw, shit, man. 88 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:52,981 I lost all my friends too. 89 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:55,391 All right. I'll tell you what. You know what? 90 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,952 If you want to wear your clown makeup in school, wear it. 91 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,692 I got your back. You won't get jumped. 92 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:02,166 Yeah, I ain't exactly allowed to wear my makeup in school, though. 93 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:03,759 - Oh, really? - Bunch of bullshit, dawg! 94 00:05:03,836 --> 00:05:07,567 That is bullshit! All right, kid, today's your lucky day, all right? 95 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,631 We're gonna talk to the principal, okay? 96 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:12,610 'Cause the professor just took an interest in ya! 97 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:17,215 I'm bored to tears. 98 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:19,843 Let's go harass Charlie and Dee. 99 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:22,012 We don't need Charlie and Dee to have fun, okay? 100 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:24,056 We can figure out something to do without them. 101 00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:27,615 You know, guys? Now might be a good time to do our Lethal Weapon 5 reshoots. 102 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:30,026 Why would we do reshoots on that? That movie was perfect. 103 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:33,088 Yeah, I was great in it, and my villain was very evil. 104 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,294 No, you did a great job, Frank. I'm not talking about that. Your villain was amazing. 105 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:40,203 - I'm referring more to the blackface of it all. - What's wrong with the blackface? 106 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,764 Well, I seriously regret switching parts with you halfway through... 107 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,935 and letting you play Murtaugh in blackface. 108 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,241 I feel like it was in very poor taste in retrospect. 109 00:05:47,313 --> 00:05:50,476 I think it was in poor taste that you were doing Murtaugh in whiteface. 110 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:53,018 I mean, for God's sakes, Dennis, what message does that send? 111 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,554 A lot of great actors have done blackface. 112 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:59,352 Oh, you know, there's countless examples of very classy actors doing blackface. 113 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:02,656 Let's see, we've got the great C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man. 114 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:04,629 We've got the Wayans brothers in White Chicks. 115 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:07,928 That was a very tasteful example of reverse blackface. 116 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,661 Okay, those are bad examples, okay? 117 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:13,172 There's tons of good examples of old movies with- Frank, help me out. 118 00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:14,763 Laurence Olivier in Othello. 119 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:16,968 - Laurence Olivier in Othello, dude. - Perfect. 120 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,908 - That's the classiest actor of all time. - Perfect. 121 00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:22,345 Yeah, but I guarantee you there was some black people that were working on that movie... 122 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:25,851 that were, like, "Man, what dat white man doing? Dat ain't right. Get a black man." 123 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:27,715 - Okay, so hold on. - What kind of voice is that? 124 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:29,687 You're doing a black voice, and that's not racist? 125 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,815 I'm just saying that's how black people talk. That's not racist. 126 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,189 So you would do a black guy with a black voice... 127 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:36,421 but not a black guy with a black face? 128 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:38,964 I don't have a problem at all with doing a black voice. 129 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:40,828 - That's just an accurate portrayal. - I don't understand that. 130 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,391 I'm just saying it's just about doing it tastefully, okay? 131 00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:45,437 Yeah, and you got to make the lips funny. 132 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,097 - Oh, no! - No, no, no. What? 133 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:49,801 - They have to be funny. The lips have to be outlined. - It's not about funny. 134 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:52,538 It's not about being funny at all, okay? It's about - 135 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:54,341 Oh, my God! I'm getting pissed off! 136 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,144 - You can't do the voice without the lips. - Everybody calm down. 137 00:06:57,216 --> 00:07:00,481 Clearly, we're not gonna come to any conclusions here today, so let's move past it. 138 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:03,181 - Let's do something else. - Okay, right. We can find something to do. 139 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,692 Let's just figure it out. Let's put our heads together. Come on. Think, think. 140 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:12,995 So, you want to take them to New York? 141 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:14,623 - Yes, to Broadway. - Oh. 142 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:17,965 I tell you what. I brought it up - the kids are super stoked about it. 143 00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:21,029 - Now, let's talk hotel rooms. - Um, you know, I - 144 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,371 - I guess the first point I'd like to make - - Mm-hmm? 145 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:27,709 - Uh, Miss Reynolds, is, uh, you are a substitute. - That's right. 146 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:31,341 So I really don't think you should be hauling students across state lines. 147 00:07:31,417 --> 00:07:33,817 - Hmm. - Secondly - 148 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:37,117 Secondly, the funding for arts programs here is pretty much - 149 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,158 - It's pretty much nonexistent. - Hmm. 150 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:40,886 It's shameful, but that's the way it is. 151 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,691 So even if I did have the money, I would never - 152 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:48,097 - And I emphasize never - - Mm-hmm. 153 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:51,102 give it to someone whom I've just met. 154 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:53,434 Knock, knock, knock. Uh, am I interrupting? 155 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:56,066 - Yes, we were right in the middle of something. - Yes, thank you. 156 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,770 - She's not giving you too much trouble, is she? - No. Oh, my gosh. 157 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:01,006 - So you two know each other. - No, we met in - 158 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,570 - Yeah, we're best friends. - Best friends. 159 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,013 - We're best friends. - Excellent. 160 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,313 Uh, Principal MacIntyre, I recently, uh - 161 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:08,376 I started mentoring one of the kids here. 162 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:11,218 Really? That's odd, because you're a janitor. 163 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:15,386 Yeah. Uh, but Richie here is a hell of a kid, and he's struggling. 164 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:18,191 You see, he's what he calls, uh, a juggler. 165 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:20,232 - Juggalo, bro. - Juggalo. He's a Juggalo. 166 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:21,994 - Juggalo. - It's sort of a clown posse. 167 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:25,526 I figured you and I were getting tight enough that I could maybe come in here... 168 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:29,063 and ask that he be allowed to wear his makeup in school. 169 00:08:29,141 --> 00:08:34,374 Uh, well, uh, you know, it's school policy that no one should paint their face. 170 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:37,610 So that's the rule, and that's the end of that. 171 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,378 - That's the rule. - Yep. 172 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,443 - There's no wiggle room there. - No. 173 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,149 Tell you what. I'll take him to the locker room, lather him up real good. 174 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:46,987 I'll strip all these silly-ass clothes off him, and I'll clean him sparkling clean. 175 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:49,254 - Brand-new kid for you. Bring him back up. - No. No, no. 176 00:08:49,328 --> 00:08:51,728 Please don't bathe the students. 177 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:53,287 You're right. 178 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,664 He's a big man. He can bathe himself, can't you, Rich? 179 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:58,033 - Yeah, dawg. - He's bathing himself, and I'm watching. 180 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:00,231 Let's go, Richie. You're getting cleaned up. Come on! 181 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:01,739 I'd rather you didn't do that either. 182 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:06,877 Okay, there it is. Al Jolson in The Jazz Singer. 183 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,210 - How is that not racist to you? - What? 184 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:12,649 This is a terrible example of blackface. This guy isn't trying to look like a real person. 185 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,812 He almost got the mouth right. See, that's what I'm saying about the lips. 186 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,913 The lips are the most offensive part. 187 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:22,586 The guy is bugging his eyes out like a cartoon character, okay? This is racist as shit. 188 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:25,153 All blackface is racist, and that is the point I'm trying to make. 189 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:28,359 You just cannot cast a white man as a black man and paint his face black. 190 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:30,197 - You can't do it. - They're actors. 191 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:32,362 They're trying to create an illusion. 192 00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:34,906 In The Lord of the Rings movie, Ian McKellen plays a wizard. 193 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:38,432 Do you think he goes home at night and shoots laser beams into his boyfriend's asshole? 194 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:39,705 I don't think so, dude. 195 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:41,269 Tom Cruise is a midget... 196 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:43,508 but he plays guys that are normal size in movies. 197 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,778 - But again, nobody's buying that either. - Okay, look at this. 198 00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:49,446 This is Laurence Olivier in Othello, and this is James Earl Jones. 199 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,513 - Now, look at how close they look. - Look at that. 200 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,025 James Earl Jones is doing a great blackface. 201 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,789 James Earl Jones has a black face! He's a black man. 202 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:59,126 - He's not black. - Of course, he's black! 203 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:01,166 He was Darth Vader! 204 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:02,723 Darth Vader was black. 205 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:04,770 - See? Okay, there we go. - Darth Vader was not black. 206 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:07,203 They took the mask off. He was white. 207 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:10,970 - I'm telling you, look, look. We got to agree on this. 208 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:14,672 - The whole idea is getting the right color shoe polish. - No! 209 00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:17,944 Frank, if you're starting with shoe polish, you're starting off on the wrong foot, buddy. 210 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,315 No way. Shoe polish? And he's on your side. 211 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:22,377 Stop arguing for me, okay? I got it. 212 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,945 Hold on. This is Dee. Let's - 213 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:26,685 Hey, hey, Dee. Uh, can you weigh in on something for us? 214 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,351 - We're trying - - Hey, no. No time. 215 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:31,294 Listen, I need you to do something for me. Can you clear out the bar? 216 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:34,527 I'm gonna bring some students from the classroom by, and we're gonna screen a movie there. 217 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,160 - Why? - Because I need these kids to respect me, you know... 218 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,227 and I want to show 'em how cool I am, so - 219 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:42,433 - Plus, I feel like this would be a really good opportunity to... Dennis, cover it up. 220 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:45,909 This is an opportunity to screen Laurence Olivier's Othello movie, you know? 221 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,242 - Then we can get an audience to weigh in. - That's not a bad idea. 222 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,714 We can really take the temperature on this with a large group. 223 00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:52,944 - Yeah. Kids are honest as shit. - Yeah. 224 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:55,351 - Hi! Hello! - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Dee, we're on it. 225 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:58,185 - We'll take care of the movie. - No, no. You're not taking care of the movie. 226 00:10:58,257 --> 00:10:59,884 You're not railroading me on this, okay? 227 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:02,359 This is my thing. It's my movie. Don't- I'll do the movie. 228 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:04,487 No, Dee, it's a classic, okay? It's Shakespeare. 229 00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:06,053 Othello. Laurence Olivier. Come on. 230 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:08,965 Othello? Oh. I'm sorry. I have to apologize. 231 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,900 That's actually a really good idea. 232 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,234 Ooh, plus, it'll give me the opportunity - 233 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:15,773 Okay, enough of that. Guys, let's get set up for a screening. 234 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:18,036 All right. We're gonna do it. 235 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:25,139 Uh, gentlemen, hello. How do you do? Long time no see. 236 00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:27,276 I'd like to introduce you to my protégé Richie. 237 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,253 Richie, these are the guys. Say hello. 238 00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:31,983 - What up? Juggalo for life. - What the hell is he talking about? 239 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,492 - Drop it with the Juggalo thing. You're embarrassing me. - Nah, I'm cool. 240 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:39,395 Okay. Now, I know you're all super stoked about watching a movie in a bar... 241 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:41,399 but we're just gonna keep it on the down low. 242 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:44,061 You know what I mean? We don't need your parents and the principal finding out. 243 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:46,070 - It's just our little secret. - I've been in a bar before. 244 00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:48,436 - No, you haven't. - I've been in this bar before, so - 245 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:52,204 Okay, you know what? Let's just watch the movie and stop with our smart mouths. 246 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:55,076 Uh, without further "adieu," Othello. 247 00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:56,978 So I guess this is a Shakespearean movie. 248 00:11:57,049 --> 00:12:00,416 It's gonna be a little bit boring. 249 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,455 Oh, shit! Lethal Weapon 5! This is great. 250 00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:14,294 - What the hell is this? - It's our movie. 251 00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:16,391 It's a much more modern-day example of blackface. 252 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,131 - It's the most direct way to clear up our argument, Dee, so... What argument? 253 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,366 - What are you talking about? - Shh! The movie's on. 254 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,711 This is a good movie, Richie. You're gonna enjoy this. 255 00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:32,444 Man, I ain't seen the first couple, though. 256 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,638 Happy retirement, Rog. 257 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:57,403 I'll be happy when I'm far away from your sorry ass, Riggs. 258 00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,637 Just blow out the candles, Rog. Make a wish. 259 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,806 Uh, I never know what to wish for with these damn things. 260 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:06,079 - That voice really is amazing, dude. - Oh, thanks, man. Thank you. 261 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:09,588 Riggs, Murtaugh! Bad news, fellas. 262 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,247 Hey, Captain. 263 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:14,884 Turns out another person just died from tainted tap water. 264 00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:17,852 Turns out someone taint - 265 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:19,830 Someone tapped the tainted water supply. 266 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,890 We should have cut him out completely. 267 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,094 The person who just died was your wife. 268 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:28,399 Riggs. 269 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,271 Yeah, Rog. 270 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:32,572 I just thought of my wish. 271 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:48,357 - Yeah. You see him right there? - Oh, I see him. 272 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:57,632 You like sharks, Detective? 273 00:13:57,703 --> 00:14:01,104 Powerful and majestic creatures. 274 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,868 What is going on? Where are you? 275 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,432 Frank splurged on a green screen. 276 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,944 But he wouldn't pay for the green screen on our side, so - 277 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,639 - We're not in the back office. - We're in a casino. 278 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:12,206 Why would I know anything about the tainted water? 279 00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:16,277 Maybe because your rival tribe owns the water rights to half of Los Angeles. 280 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,119 I need clean drinking water too! 281 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,853 Even sharks need water. 282 00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:26,887 Excuse me. 283 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,025 If you leave now... 284 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:33,470 I have some pressing matter to deal with. 285 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,451 Ahh. 286 00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:00,097 Tsk. Kinda comes out of nowhere... 287 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,792 but at least it's classy. 288 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,334 Here comes the turn. 289 00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:10,264 I don't know why we, uh - 290 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,876 Oh, Chief! 291 00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:18,678 Don't say anything. Quiet! 292 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,185 Quiet. Good. Very nice. Oh! 293 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,278 - Oh, come on. - This is unwatchable. 294 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:26,017 - Gotta dive in. - Just finish already! 295 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:48,775 Now that you are Riggs and not Murtaugh... 296 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:52,544 and I have caught you alone, you are going to get it. 297 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,815 - Wait. You guys switched parts? - Yeah, yeah. 298 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,973 As more people die... 299 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:25,983 the city will be looking to new resources for water... 300 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:27,643 like my tribe! 301 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,314 And you can bet your boots, Detective... 302 00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,755 that this time - 303 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,090 This is regrettable. 304 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:41,098 You're supposed to be... a noble people. 305 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,134 I tire of this conversation. 306 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:45,136 Do you have any last words? 307 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:48,696 Yeah, I got some last words. 308 00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:51,902 Go suck an egg. 309 00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:54,275 Yeah, go suck an egg. 310 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,938 Go suck an egg? 311 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,916 Sounds like you guys are having a great party. 312 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,542 Why wasn't I invited? 313 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,295 Oh! 314 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:16,626 Yaah! 315 00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:26,143 Ah! It's playing. It's playing. 316 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,633 This is the greatest movie I've ever seen. 317 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:52,636 Are you filming this, Richie? No. Come on, dude. That's bootlegging. 318 00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:54,365 I'll get you a copy. Don't bootleg. 319 00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:05,509 Okay. You want to dance? All right, Chief Lazarus. 320 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:18,025 How 'bout a little tainted tap water? 321 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,493 Yes! Yes! 322 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,538 Yeah! 323 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,841 Great job, Rog. 324 00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:37,575 That's one... fried turkey. 325 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,246 All right. Let's get out of here. 326 00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:01,098 We got 'im, baby. 327 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,947 I miss ya, kid. 328 00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:39,706 # There's a haunted dwarf sittin' on my porch # 329 00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:42,269 # Gonna beat me up- # 330 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:47,011 Okay. Wow. I think that video says more than I ever could. 331 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:49,914 As does that. 332 00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:54,748 - Right. - Mm-hmm. 333 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,761 So, we're fired, yeah? 334 00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,387 - Oh, absolutely. - Yeah. 335 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:02,092 Probably never should have been hired in the first place, though, huh? 336 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,828 - That was my bad. - Mmm. 337 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:07,269 - Right, that's on you. - Yeah, I probably won't be here much longer myself. 338 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:10,740 - No, I don't imagine you will, on account of the - 339 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:13,573 I got something that might cheer us all up. 340 00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:15,875 Who wants a little bit of - 341 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,610 - Little bit of deliciousness here? - I'm not gonna eat that. 342 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:25,644 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org