1 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:04,035 [Gang Singing] ♪ Butt, butt, butt ♪ 2 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:06,037 ♪ Open up the time capsule♪ 3 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:09,089 - ♪ Butt, butt, butt Time capsule, time capsule♪ - [Frank] What are you doing? 4 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:12,672 - ♪ Butt, butt, butt ♪ - That's great, Charlie. I could watch him do that for hours. 5 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:14,989 - ♪ Time capsule♪ - ♪ Butt, butt ♪♪ 6 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:17,485 - [Laughing] - What is the time capsule butt, butt? 7 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,251 We're about to open this time capsule that we buried 10 years ago. 8 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:22,463 - [Frank] Oh. - Yeah. [Grunts] 9 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:24,809 - What'd you put in there? - Oh, man. We just put a bunch of stuff in here... 10 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:26,448 that we thought would be valuable one day. 11 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,833 Like, uh, let's see... We got a Gregg Jefferies baseball card. 12 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,655 - Future All-Star. Future All-Star. - Uh, we got a Korn CD. 13 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:34,255 Uh, we got a copy of Cider House Rules on laser disc. 14 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:36,654 - Don't know why we thought that would be valuable. - That's a collector's item. 15 00:00:37,003 --> 00:00:38,993 - That's gonna be very... Be very careful with that. - Oh, my God, you guys. 16 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:41,039 - This is a letter to my future self. - What? 17 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:43,481 Yeah. "Dear Future Dee, how's Hollywood? 18 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:46,093 Congrats on all of your success. Stay grounded. 19 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,849 Enclosed is a check for one million dollars. 20 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:52,269 Be sure to give it to Dr. Larry Meyers as a thank-you for all of his inspiration." 21 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:54,452 That's stupid. This is just stupid. 22 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:56,894 - Who's Dr. Larry Meyers? - Nobody. It doesn't matter. 23 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:59,337 He was my high school drama teacher. This is just dumb. 24 00:00:59,692 --> 00:01:01,472 Like, why would we put such stupid stuff in here? 25 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:04,165 And also, we buried it and then we opened it 10 years later? 26 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,264 What, are you supposed to just bury it, open it right up... 27 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,266 and not give yourself any time to fulfill any kind of dreams? 28 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:10,588 The whole thing's dumb. Like... Cider House Rules? Okay. 29 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:13,689 Hormones. 30 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,017 - Wow. - She's all worked up. 31 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:16,911 - It's the failure. - [Charlie] It's the failure. 32 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:18,350 It's sad. It's sad. 33 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:20,388 - What else is in there? - Uh... Oh! Old pictures! 34 00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:22,263 - Pictures! Holy shit. - Look at that! 35 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:24,389 - Look! - "The gang." 36 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:25,767 [Dennis] Whew. 37 00:01:25,985 --> 00:01:27,795 Who's this jag-off? Look. 38 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:29,671 - Oh, that's Schmitty! - Schmitty! 39 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:31,476 He was the fourth member of our crew. 40 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,538 - There was another member of the gang? - [Mac] Oh, yeah, dude. 41 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:36,610 - I miss him. Why did we ditch him in the first place? - I don't know. 42 00:01:37,063 --> 00:01:39,173 Eh, he wasn't a good fit. Remember? 43 00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:41,312 You know? Kind of got on our nerves. 44 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:43,334 - He didn't get on my nerves. - No, he never got on my nerves. 45 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:45,186 I actually really loved that guy. You know what? 46 00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:47,082 - I remember now. Charlie soured on him. - No. 47 00:01:47,373 --> 00:01:49,213 And then he, like, gave us an ultimatum. 48 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:51,292 You remember? And then we all turned on the guy pretty quickly. 49 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,131 I mean, we all agreed he was out of the... 50 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:56,433 You pushed him out of a moving car and yelled, "You're out of the gang!" 51 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:58,996 Now, in hindsight that does seem a little rash. 52 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:00,662 Yeah, it was a bit of a snap decision. 53 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,670 Why don't you call this Schmitty guy up and see what he's up to now? 54 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,904 You know, I do feel like we owe the guy an apology. 55 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:08,306 - Yeah. You know what? I'd love to see Schmitty. - I would too. 56 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:11,001 Yeah, but that's a bad snap decision, you know? 57 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:12,597 - There's a reason he didn't work out. - Let's go. 58 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:14,352 We got a good thing going on now without him. 59 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,274 We don't need a new member of the gang. 60 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:19,439 - Don't get Schmitty. Don't get Schmitty. - I like Schmitty. He's nice. 61 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:27,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 62 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:54,979 [Knocking] 63 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:57,735 - I'm really pumped to meet this guy. - Ah, he was the coolest. 64 00:02:58,144 --> 00:02:59,434 Seriously. 65 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,959 - Oh, hey. Hey! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 66 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:04,188 Mrs. Schmit. Hey, it's, uh... it's Dennis. 67 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,097 Yeah, and Mac. You remember us, right? 68 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:07,496 We're looking for Schmitty. He around? 69 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,030 Ah, he's dead. 70 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:11,126 - Oh. - What? 71 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:12,614 Oh, gosh. That is too bad. 72 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:15,349 - We're sorry for your loss. - Yee-aaah! [Whooshes] 73 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:17,162 [Laughing] What's up, bitches? 74 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:19,210 - Oh! - Is that Schmitty? 75 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,022 - Yeah, it's Schmitty! - We thought you were dead. 76 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:24,051 - He made me say it. - "He made me say it." Listen to you, Mom. 77 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,254 Thank you for playing along. You're a sweetheart. 78 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:28,683 You see that shit? He jumped down a whole flight of stairs. 79 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,472 Yeah, I didn't see you down there, Chuckles. How you been, little man? 80 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,628 Not that little, you know? Regular size. 81 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,177 - Maybe he, but... - Not anymore. 82 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:37,755 - Put on a few LB's since I saw you last, huh? - Nope! 83 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,521 - Same weight. Same weight I always been. - He put on a lot of weight. 84 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,440 - No, you tacked on weight. - I tacked on mass. Muscle mass. 85 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:44,966 Who's this old son of a bitch? 86 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:46,151 - I'm Frank. - Frank? 87 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:47,729 - Frank. - I'm Schmitty. Nice to... Put her there. 88 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:50,364 - No! - Don't kiss him! 89 00:03:50,763 --> 00:03:53,343 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, uh, so what brings you dicks here, huh? 90 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:57,866 Oh, well, Schmitty, um, honestly, we came around here because we, um... 91 00:03:58,504 --> 00:04:01,024 - Go ahead. - Want to say we're sorry, Schmitty... 92 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,141 [Voice Quavering] that... that we... [Coughs] 93 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:05,313 - Can you take this, Mac? - Yeah, man, I got this. 94 00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:08,775 We just want to say we're sorry for icing you out in the past, and we'd like your forgiveness. 95 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:12,122 - Yeah. - Get on your knees and ask. 96 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,045 - Excuse me? - Get down on your knees and ask. 97 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:16,975 Show some humility, for Christ's sake. 98 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,367 - Really? - [Schmitty] Yeah. 99 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:21,396 - Aw, man. - Whatever it takes, Schmitty. 100 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:24,504 - Wow, you're really doing it. I'm kidding. I'm kidding! - Oh! Oh, he's joking! 101 00:04:24,964 --> 00:04:28,914 Oh, man! Come on, guys! Have some dignity, some respect for yourselves. 102 00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:30,645 - Do you forgive us? - Absolutely. 103 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,360 That's classy, Schmitty. Very classy. 104 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:36,547 - [Chattering] - [Bell Rings] 105 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:38,279 Dr. Meyers? 106 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:39,834 - Yes? - Hi. 107 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:42,017 Dee Reynolds. 108 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:44,388 I was in the school musical. Frankenstein. 109 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,621 Yes, of course! Deandra Reynolds! 110 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,353 - Yeah! - Sit, darling. 111 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,401 - Thank you. - Sit. [Chuckles] 112 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:53,353 Listen, I came to talk to you about high school. I... 113 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,013 Oh, uh... [Clears Throat] 114 00:04:56,396 --> 00:05:00,346 I was drinking a lot back then, so if I did anything inappropriate... 115 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,747 Oh, no, no, no. No, not at all. 116 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:06,699 In fact, the opposite. You were, like, the most inspiring teacher I had. 117 00:05:07,273 --> 00:05:09,703 In fact, I wrote you this check 10 years ago... 118 00:05:10,109 --> 00:05:13,299 with the hopes that I could one day give it to you as a thank-you. 119 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:17,727 May you rot in hell, you wretched beast! 120 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:20,294 Oh. Um... 121 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,023 I'm confused. Uh... 122 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:23,518 Frankenstein. 123 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:25,156 That's what the villagers screamed at you... 124 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:28,115 just before you threw yourself on the funeral pyre. 125 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:32,661 Oh, you were such a hideous delight in that show. 126 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:35,139 Thank you. Yes, okay. 127 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:38,308 So what you're saying is, don't give up. I shouldn't give up on my dream of being... 128 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:40,641 No, my dear. You must give up. You must. 129 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:42,433 It's far too late for you. 130 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:45,199 But it's not too late to teach. 131 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:48,801 Come speak to the kids. Inspire them. 132 00:05:49,315 --> 00:05:53,065 It's an opportunity to share your unique experiences. 133 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:55,403 - Uh-huh. - The question is: 134 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:58,852 Will you seize it? 135 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,619 Mmm. 136 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,440 No, thank you. 137 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:04,689 - Five, four, three... - What? No, I just never wanted to be... 138 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,731 - two, one. - Teaching doesn't... No offense. What are you doing? 139 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,113 - Okay, yes. - And there you have it! 140 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:11,489 A teacher is born. [Laughs] 141 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:13,358 There we are. 142 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:18,068 Man, this is unbelievable. Working at a bar? Running a bar? 143 00:06:18,511 --> 00:06:20,561 This has got to be, like, the greatest job ever, right? 144 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:22,723 - It is, man. This is what we do. - A lot of dicking around. 145 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:26,769 Hey, um, you're still, uh, living with your mom, huh? That sounds kind of lame. 146 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:30,163 Yeah, well, I mean, it's the M.S. that's really lame. 147 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:31,673 - You know? - Oh, your mom has... 148 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,591 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. She's doing all right though. 149 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:35,793 I moved in with her to take care of her and stuff like that. 150 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:39,089 It's good to really get to know her before, you know, uh, she moves on. 151 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,705 Kind of a downer, that story though. Kind of a downer. 152 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,088 What about you, man? What's your living situation like these days? 153 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:47,537 - Oh, it's pretty sweet. - I am. I'm his living situation. 154 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,030 - He lives with me. - Oh, yeah? 155 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,822 - Yeah, we share a bed. - Well, not every night. 156 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:52,860 That's hilarious. Charlie and I used to be roomies. 157 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:54,379 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. You remember that? 158 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:56,424 - Oh, yeah. - Hey, you remember how you used to try to get me... 159 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,449 to play all those lame games? 160 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:01,471 You know, those weird things you would want to do at night? Like, uh, Night Crawlers? 161 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,731 - We play Night Crawlers all the time. - You do? 162 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:06,486 - Well, Frank enjoys those games very much. - Oh. Oh. 163 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:08,733 Correct me if I'm wrong, but to make Night Crawlers a little bit better... 164 00:07:09,061 --> 00:07:10,671 you should use blankets, right? 165 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:12,513 - They could be the dirt! - Exactly. 166 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:15,199 You could use it as a force field or as a roaming base. 167 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:16,911 - It's a great idea. - It's not a good idea though... 168 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,690 because it's an imagination-based game. 169 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:20,491 No, it's still imagination-based. 170 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,063 Oh! 171 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:23,538 I had an idea! 172 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:25,476 Dennis, remember you and Mac and you guys... 173 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,328 were laughing at me doing the butt dance? 174 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,453 They love that when I do it. Guys, watch me. Watch me, will you? 175 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:31,907 Oh, yeah! 176 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,458 Five, six, seven, eight! 177 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:36,149 ♪ Butt, butt ♪ [Laughs] 178 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,136 - ♪ Butt, butt ♪ - Oh, Charlie, no. 179 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:39,654 ♪ Give it to me G... ♪ 180 00:07:39,892 --> 00:07:42,082 - Where is this coming fr... This is not... - This is embarrassing. 181 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,602 God, this is just humiliating. 182 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,470 Guys, get excited! We're doing the... ♪ Butt, butt ♪ 183 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:49,335 Hey, Charlie, you're not having fun doing it, so we're not having fun watching it, buddy. 184 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:53,002 Watch. It's like this. It's more... I don't know. Something like, uh... 185 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:55,176 ♪ Butt, butt, butt-butt-butt ♪ 186 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,995 - ♪ Butt, butt, butt-butt-butt Butt, butt, butt-butt-butt ♪ - [Laughing, Exclaiming] 187 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,601 Butt... butt! 188 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,530 Woo, woo, woo, woo! Hyah! 189 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,865 - [Laughing] - [Cheering] 190 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,468 Butt dance 2.0. Butt dance 2.0. 191 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:11,314 - I'll drink to that. - You know what you got that Charlie doesn't quite have? 192 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:13,468 You have that "it" factor. You know what I'm saying? 193 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:15,309 Charisma. It's, like, you got it. 194 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:16,855 [Shrieking] Hey, you guys! 195 00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:19,616 Can I talk to you in the back office for a second real quick? 196 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:22,402 I can't believe this dude. He has not changed in years, man! 197 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:26,902 Look, you guys need to make a decision right now, okay? It is either him, or it is me! 198 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:29,644 - Him. - Yeah. 199 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:31,549 I was gonna say him too. Yeah, him, him. 200 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,804 It's always been him. I don't know why I didn't see that before. 201 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:37,358 I'm out of the gang? 202 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:46,811 - Him. - Him. 203 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,169 Hello, everybody. Hi there. 204 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:59,748 My name is Dee Reynolds, and not only am I a professional actress and comedienne... 205 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,626 uh, but I also used to go to school here. 206 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:04,469 - What have you acted in? - [Phone Beeping, Chirping] 207 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:07,764 A lot of... A lot. I've acted in a lot of things. 208 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:10,677 Y-You may not have seen all of them or any of them. 209 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:13,333 It's not time for questions. I'll let you know when it's time for questions though, okay? 210 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:16,409 And the phone goes away. And the phone goes into your pocket or into your backpack. 211 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,606 But not out in your fingers, because I'm talking. 212 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:21,945 - Nah, I'm a'ight. - Yeah. Said the turkey. 213 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:24,858 [Laughing] Uh-oh. Oh, no. 214 00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:28,574 Who's she? Who's she? She's somebody that'll zing you back. Right? 215 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,621 - I'll zing you. I'll zap you, I'll zing you. - [Clears Throat] 216 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,483 So just know that about me. 217 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:35,582 - [All Coughing] - You know, I know that, uh, you guys are 18... 218 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,212 - and you're seniors, and so... - [Coughing Continues] 219 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,688 Okay, what is it that they're doing? What is this that they're doing? 220 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,387 - Oh, they're doing their coughing thing. - Yeah, I hear that. 221 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:45,073 - All right, kids, settle down. - [Coughing Stops] 222 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,748 You can, uh, read, pull out your phones, whatever. 223 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,734 They do love their phones. 224 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:53,862 What? That's it? You're just gonna sit in the corner and hem away at your sock all day? 225 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,160 No! Where... Where is the teacher that I knew? 226 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:58,392 Where is that inspirational man? 227 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:02,921 My enthusiasm in those days was fueled entirely by the alcohol. 228 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:05,876 [Whistles] Dee! Hey! 229 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:08,952 - Come here. Come here. - Charlie, what are you... what are you doing? 230 00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:11,138 Got kicked out of the gang. What are you up to? You wanna hang out? 231 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,634 No, Charlie. I don't want to hang out. I-I have a job. 232 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:16,353 I'm a teacher now, so I got to get back to inspiring some students. 233 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:18,649 Oh, that's pretty sweet. You want to toss some inspiration my way? 234 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,125 'Cause the guys think Schmitty's all that and, like, I'm no good. 235 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:22,797 - Okay, Charlie, how about this? - Uh-huh? 236 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:24,755 - You are good at cleaning shit out of toilets... - Right. 237 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,487 and taking trash and throwing it into Dumpsters. 238 00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,689 So why don't you get a new job somewhere else... 239 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,898 doing those kinds of things and make friends there, okay? 240 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,400 Okay, Dee, so are you saying get a job here as the janitor... 241 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,196 and then you and I can be best friends? 242 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,988 That is absolutely not what I was saying. 243 00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:39,079 - I'm gonna talk to the principal, see if I can get that job. - Don't do that. 244 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:40,775 - We'll work on the friendship thing later. - No, don't do that. 245 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,290 Charlie, don't do that. Oh, goddamn it, don't do that. This is my thing. 246 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:47,154 - [Whooping] Here we go. - [All Exclaiming] 247 00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:49,626 - All right! There's the man! - What's up, buddy? 248 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,382 - This place is pretty nice. - Yeah. 249 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,761 What's going on? Are you guys gonna try to bang me afterwards or something? 250 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,520 [All Laughing] 251 00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:59,172 - Very nice turn. - Try not to laugh too much, 'cause it's gonna... 252 00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:01,428 - We only come here for special occasions. - Yeah. 253 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:02,811 Good, good. What's the occasion? 254 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,869 Well, we brought you to this luncheon, Schmitty... 255 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:06,777 because we want to make this official. 256 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,086 - Mac, do you have the ring? - Yeah. 257 00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,700 Okay, great. Um... 258 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,899 Schmitty, we, uh... 259 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:14,288 [Voice Quavering] we missed a lot of good, good years. 260 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,250 - A lot of special time. - [Schmitty] Yeah? 261 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,942 - With... With you. - Thanks. 262 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:19,610 And, uh... 263 00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,459 - You know what? I don't think I can do this. - Okay. I'll take over from here. 264 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,432 - I'll take over. - Why's he being a big-time puss? 265 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:26,027 - I know. He's emotional. - Schmitty... 266 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,505 we want you back, if you'll have us. 267 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,271 What the hell is this shit? 268 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:36,519 It's a sterling silver clover ring. 269 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:40,336 When we put all four of them together, it makes a four-leaf clover... 270 00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:43,867 solidifying our bond for all time. 271 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,723 You're kidding though, right? 272 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:48,495 - No, we've never been more serious in our lives. - Yeah. 273 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,608 Yeah, whatever. I don't care. Sure. 274 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,250 - Yes? Yes? That's a yes! - Yeah. He said yes. That's a yes. 275 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,046 - We bagged him. - We certainly did. 276 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:57,244 Oh, food's here! Food is here. 277 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,253 Wait. Hold on. No, I didn't order yet. 278 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,192 Oh, that's okay. I took care of the food already. 279 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:02,797 Yes. Dennis orders for us. 280 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,075 That is a humongous shrimp. 281 00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,124 Well, it's 'cause it's not a shrimp, Frank. It's a prawn. 282 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,356 - And I don't like prawns, so I eat around them. - Yeah. 283 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,865 I'll take your prawns if you want to take my salad. 284 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,811 - Eh. - No? 285 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,320 - Okay. Yeah. That's what I'll do. - Hey, no, wait! Hold on! 286 00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:18,432 Why don't you just order what you want? 287 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,198 Well, Dennis kind of has the best palate. 288 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,783 Yeah, I have the most refined palate, Schmitty. That's how we do things now. 289 00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:24,605 You've been away for a while. It's fine. 290 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:26,247 No, no. That's not what I'm gonna do. 291 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:28,092 Excuse me. Hey, come here really quick. 292 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,990 Um, can I get, uh... You have linguine? 293 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,757 Yeah, can I get linguine instead? 294 00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:34,598 - Uh... - And what do you guys want? Order whatever you want. 295 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,407 - Linguine's too heavy for lunch. - No, no. What do you want? 296 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,949 - I want fries. - Fries for this guy. 297 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:39,420 - No, no, no. - I can have fries? 298 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,588 - You don't like your salad all of a sudden, Mac? - I hate salad. 299 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,627 - You hate salad? Where is this coming from? - I didn't wanna say anything. 300 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,509 - I hate this restaurant. - Yeah, this restaurant blows. 301 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:48,788 - I'll have a ginger ale. - All right! Come on, man! Get into it! 302 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,578 - I'm saying that now. Can I say that now? - What? 303 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,371 - Hyah! [lmitating Whip Cracking] - Absolutely. Take it. 304 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,009 That's yours. By all means. 305 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,704 - All right. - What'd you get, a ginger ale? 306 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,039 I'm a little confused. 307 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,304 Are you telling me that this photo of Bruce Jenner... 308 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:05,610 is your résumé? 309 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:07,128 Well, when I showed up this morning... 310 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:08,996 I didn't have a formal résumé on me... 311 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:12,098 so I was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could... 312 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:15,338 could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to this position. 313 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,255 I see. And you're looking for a job as a substitute teacher? 314 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:20,414 Substitute janitor. Look... 315 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,393 I'll clean this building so good, you're not gonna know what to do with yourself. 316 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,886 [Chuckling] You know what I mean? I'm not a proud man. 317 00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:29,048 I'll do the jobs that the other guys don't want to do. I'll degrade myself. 318 00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:31,618 I'll make a genuine ass out of myself. Yeah. 319 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,117 Hey, look, I'll swallow that eraser whole just to prove it to you. 320 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,120 Uh, no, no. Please. Please. No. 321 00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:38,845 - I'll swallow it whole. - Oh, no, no, no, no. You don't have to do that. 322 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:40,951 But I have to say, I don't think I've ever encountered someone... 323 00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,623 who's so passionate about joining our custodial staff. 324 00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:47,013 The passion I have for the work that I do is extraordinary. 325 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,193 It probably goes beyond Jenner. 326 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,775 - Uh-huh. - And I'm serious. I'll eat that eraser whole. 327 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:55,154 Oh, no, no, it's not nec... You don't need to eat the eraser to prove your point. 328 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,004 - Sure. - Uh, you have the job. 329 00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:59,549 - Are you serious? - I love your attitude. It's fantastic. 330 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,519 Sir, I am not gonna let you down. I'm gonna start cleaning immediately. 331 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:03,902 - Immediately. - Okay. 332 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:05,539 Uh, but first, can I eat the eraser? 333 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,091 Are you... You're saying you want to eat the eraser? 334 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,470 Well, I'm asking if it's edible, because it certainly smells of grapes. 335 00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:14,231 - I don't think it's edible. - Can't I just test it? 336 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,900 I'd rather you didn't. I kinda want... I might need it. 337 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:18,719 All right. Well, you win this one. 338 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,711 I'll pick up one of my own and I'll eat that one. That way everybody wins. 339 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,531 All right, well, welcome aboard. 340 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,286 All right. All right. Thanks so much. 341 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,515 Ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Where the hell is he? 342 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,894 - [Dennis Sighs] I don't know. - What time did we say? 343 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,900 - We said 3:00. - We said 3:00, and it's, like... 344 00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,393 - Ah. - [lmitates Whip Whistling] Hyah! 345 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,175 - Well... - [Laughs] What's crappenin', fellas? 346 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,281 - Uh, hey, Schmitty. Running kinda late there, huh? - Am I? 347 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,833 - I didn't think it mattered. - How could it not matter? 348 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:51,529 This is the final phase of your initiation back into the gang, so it kinda matters a lot. 349 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:55,091 - It actually does. - Whoa. Um, where is your ring? 350 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,551 Oh, come on. You didn't want me to really wear that thing, did ya? 351 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,521 Yeah. 352 00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,849 - Oh. - We're sort of sticklers for that kind of thing too. 353 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,222 - So pop that on. - I will. Okay. Sorry about that. 354 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,301 Time and ring. Good. Got it. 355 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:08,946 - Okay. Oh! - Yeah. 356 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,518 Hey, look at this! 357 00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,706 Nice setup, fellas. 358 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:15,125 Candles? Where'd you steal these from, huh? 359 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,001 - [Laughing] - We... bought those. 360 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,923 Uh-oh! When the hell'd you take that? 361 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,238 - Don't worry about it, Schmitty. - We got to ya. 362 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,397 This is weird as hell. You guys see that, right? 363 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,877 What's weird about this? This is a men's ceremony, okay? 364 00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,790 - They have ceremonies for all sorts of men's clubs. - Yeah. 365 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:34,236 You know, the Mafia, the Freemasons, the White House. 366 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,433 - The White House. They do it. - This is cool, okay? 367 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,105 Trust me. What we're doing is very cool. 368 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,070 - Okay. - Mac, why don't we get started? 369 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:42,452 You'll get it. He'll understand as the ceremony progresses. 370 00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:45,388 All right, Schmitty, please have a seat in the ceremonial seat. 371 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:48,621 - I'll do the candles. - Frank, please do the candles. Dennis, the song. 372 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,481 All right, the song. 373 00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:52,209 [Click] 374 00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:56,464 ♪♪ [Monks Chanting] 375 00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,339 - ♪♪ [New Age: Techno Beat] - [Schmitty Laughing] 376 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,185 Oh, look at that! 377 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,740 - All right, take it... take it seriously. - I am. I'm locked in. 378 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,759 Okay, I will now begin the ceremony... 379 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:09,309 by administering a sweet roundhouse kick to the bell. 380 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,723 - There's a bell? [Snickers] - [Exhales] 381 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,719 Step, step. [Makes Whooshing Sound] 382 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,818 - Uh-oh. Whiff! - I just missed that. I just missed that. 383 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,798 [Whooshes, Grunts] 384 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,600 - Dude, you're not even close. - No, Schmitty, this is all part of the ceremony. 385 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:25,386 - What is? - [Whooshes, Grunting] 386 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,871 Watch it. Oh! No, no. No. 387 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:30,003 - Oh, you gotta stretch before this thing, huh? - Enjoy it. 388 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,192 One last crack. Come on. 389 00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,664 - Hyah! - Oh, man. This is pathetic. 390 00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:36,777 Here, dude, look. It goes something like this. 391 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,796 - Hyah! - [Clang] 392 00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:42,028 ♪♪ [Continues] 393 00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:47,945 I'm excited. [Chuckles] I am. 394 00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:50,053 I mean, the first part of the ceremony was a little lame... 395 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,336 but ending it with a hot air balloon ride, that kicks ass. 396 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,378 Yeah, yeah, all those things. Yup. 397 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,640 Frank, now! 398 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,458 Push, Frank, push! Go, go, go! 399 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,500 - I got him. [Grunting] - Oh, come on. 400 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:01,368 Come on, Frank, push him out! 401 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:04,143 Are you literally trying to push me out of a moving car again? 402 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:05,726 - Yes. - Goddamn it. 403 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,448 Pull over. Why are you doing this? 404 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:09,686 - I'll just pull over. Great job, Frank. - Frank, come on. 405 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,669 - [Frank] Tub of lard over here. - Take it easy, okay? 406 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,104 - Give me back the ring! 'Cause you don't deserve it! - Take the ring. 407 00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:16,636 - You're out of the gang, Schmitty! - You're out of the gang! Get out! 408 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,582 - You're out! You're out! - Okay. Got it. I heard ya. Nice seeing you guys again. 409 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:21,935 - Very nice meeting you. - Get out of the car! 410 00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:24,494 I heard you. I'm getting out. Okay? 411 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,577 - Now, Dennis. Peel out. - Yeah... 412 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,429 I was gonna peel out, and then you... Don't take the steam out of it. 413 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,538 Tell people we pushed you! 414 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,318 All right, class, feel free to text... 415 00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:43,018 or watch movies, whatever it is you do. 416 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,929 - Not today, Doc. - What are you doing, Dee? 417 00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:48,171 I am inspiring you. 418 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,311 Rise and shine, dickwad. 419 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,823 Okay, this is a great teacher... 420 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,986 but he is wasted on you. 421 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:57,858 Well, not anymore. 422 00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:01,483 We're gonna be rehearsing a little musical today called Frankenstein. 423 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,094 - This is stupid. - Get out. You're stupid. 424 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,170 - What? - You heard me. Get out of here, you stupid idiot. 425 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,259 - It's fine by me. - Yeah, good. 426 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:12,715 And anybody else who doesn't want to be here today, you can get out now too. 427 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,335 - Hey, you want to go to the mall? - No, no, wait. Stop! 428 00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:17,334 No, come on, you guys! That's... 429 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,469 [Chuckling] Not everybody. Sit back down. 430 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,078 That's just something people say. You guys are gonna love this. 431 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,458 Okay, let's get started. 432 00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:27,383 ♪♪ [Piano: Ominous Low Notes] 433 00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:31,466 "Have you seen Dr. Frankenstein's creation that they all speak of?" 434 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:36,204 "Nay, I've heard tales told of his hideousness. 435 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,279 A monster most foul." 436 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,890 ♪♪ [Piano: Flourish] 437 00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,852 [Thunder Rumbling] 438 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:44,144 ♪♪ [Piano: Medium Tempo] 439 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:47,560 ♪ My face composed of rotten flesh ♪ 440 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,810 ♪ Roar, roar♪ 441 00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:53,953 ♪ A hideous beast with deadly clutch ♪ 442 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:57,009 ♪ Roar, roar♪ 443 00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:00,626 ♪ Another's heart beats in my chest ♪ 444 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:05,620 ♪ I'll never know a woman's touch ♪♪ 445 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,481 [Inhales] 446 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:11,083 Roar! 447 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,197 [Inhales] And then I retreat into the mist. 448 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,585 And, Dr. Meyers, you are Dr. Frankenstein, so get up here and get acting! 449 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,319 With pleasure, Dee! 450 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,367 - Just let me set the loop and here I come! - ♪♪ [Continues] 451 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:25,397 - [Yelling, Groaning] - [Dee] Oops! That's not... 452 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,804 I am shattered to pieces! 453 00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,638 - [Groaning] - Are you acting right now? 454 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:33,937 No, I'm not acting, you bitch! 455 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:37,083 - I think I've broke my hip. - Oh. 456 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:41,233 Why is this damn stage so slippery? [Groaning] 457 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:44,063 [Motor Whirring] 458 00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:47,759 - Hey, Charlie! - Hey, there he is! Charlie boy! 459 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,127 - [Motor Off] - This floor is slippery, man. 460 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:52,205 Whole school's slippery, 'cause I waxed it real good... 461 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,984 with this awesome power waxer that the school provided me. 462 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,884 I did this whole place in, like, two hours. 463 00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:58,712 - Oh, nice. - Whoa. That's impressive. 464 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,577 Yeah. Dee inspired me. She said, "You're an awesome janitor, Charlie. 465 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,670 You can make this whole school slippery." 466 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,549 I said, "Sure, I'll give it my best shot." 467 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:07,357 Then she's, like, "Let's be best friends." 468 00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:11,069 And I was, like, "Sure, I'll give that my best shot too." So we're best friends now. 469 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,830 Yeah, that's... that's quite a conversation you had with her, isn't it? 470 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,883 Mm-hmm. What do you guys want? 471 00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:18,371 Oh, well, we, uh... we came to ya... 472 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,650 because we wanted to tell you that we're sorry for picking Schmitty over you... 473 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,700 and we feel like we made a big mistake... 474 00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:26,463 and we want you back, buddy. 475 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,275 [Voice Quavering] And, uh... 476 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,430 We pushed him out of a moving car for you. 477 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,812 - I can't do it. - Jesus, dude. What is wrong with you? 478 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:36,125 All right, I'll handle it. Charlie, we have an announcement to make. 479 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,682 It's your lucky day. We want you back. 480 00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:40,347 - Yeah. - Yeah. 481 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,321 Gotta say, that's pretty classy, guys... 482 00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:47,396 but I wish you gave me one of these a long time ago... 483 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,596 'cause I'm a janitor now. 484 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,405 [Motor Starts] 485 00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:41,744 [Voices Speaking Backwards] 486 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:47,842 English - US - SDH 486 00:21:48,305 --> 00:21:54,606 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org